How does he do it?

>>1026086
He's fuelled by stolen bananas.

Drinking the vodka straight from the bottle like a boong.

>>1026084
>Are you NEETs beach body ready?
Yes when Cruisey takes me.

>>1026093
Slow down NEET.

>>1026093
We don't need any more NEETs in hospital.

>>1026042
Well done NEET, have a celebrate you deserve it.

>>1026084
With a little help from my friends, I can manage.

>>1026093
Do not go drunk driving like a boong

>>1026069
I was gonna say no but then I watched more and yes, yes I would.

>>1026100
Imagine the pussy spasms.

>>1026101
If god didn't want us to have sex with spastics he wouldn't have made them so darn sexy.

This was meant to go with that

Want some meaty takeaway, dunno what to get

>>1026105
can you get charcoal chicken ?

>>1026105
Big greasy kebab

>>1026107
Can kebab meat be trusted though?

>>1026108
Never, but you must eat it anyway

Is nuro banned or not?

>>1026105
Try Locanto

>>1026110
I thought he died again

>>1026090
Stolen fr*gs.

>>1026113
We are the Stolen Fr*g Generation

>>1026114
Well bantered.

>>1026114
kek

I keep doing the old scratch and sniff with my balls.

That was totally not predictable.

>>1026118
Based.

>>1026117
You not only need to wash behind your ears you also need to wash behind your neet balls.

>>1026118
Good feed.

>>1026121
Some of these NEETs taints are in a deplorable state.

>>1026118
Based feed.

nuro is going to shit up the board again, isn't he?

>>1026123
Mine looks like the end of Nuro's pepper grinder.

>>1026125
Yeah he's cycling through all the acts of the show

>>1026126
Nasty

Some say Possums fabled soap holder contained, maybe even was, the spiritual heart of the NEET taint.
Since The Shattering all NEET taints have become vile and unholy.

>>1026130
That sounds like a plausible theory NEET.

>>1026131
Or possibly a setting for the NEET rpg

20 mins till movie!
Finish up your poo and pee, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now that I think about it it sounds like consuming. That's not how I meant. Finish your business.

>>1026134
You can't have any pee till you've finished your poo!

I had two Hungarian parmesan rolls with cheese, sliced tomato with salt, wholegrain mustard and butter.

>>1026137
Noice, I'm considering subway

>>1026137
I never can tell if this is a joke.

>>1026140
That is NOT their fullest potential

>>1026143
It's Continental. Explains a lot.

>hungry
>no money for schnitty burger
>and they're closed anyway
it's over

>>1026146
You ain't got schnitt

>>1026137
Is a sandwich even a sandwich without butter?

>>1026147
:(

>>1026146
go over to nuro's place, he'll probably have some left over chips

>>1026151
Is he still living in the dunny at boss lady's business?

>>1026151
>left over chips
Doubt

They don't call Nuro "the seagull" for nothing!

Tbf I doubt any neet ever had leftover chips

Cruisey once called me a flavoursome entertainer once. But only once mind you.

>>1026156
You're lucky, he always calls me a pothole.

>>1026156
Was there an oral element to the entertainment?

cruisey calls me hotwheels and pushes me around :(
kek

>>1026156
Hot!

>>1026159
Hopefully not down the stairs.

Cruisey doesn't even call me we to good mates for that

Shamefully going to drag my whale sized carcass down to iga and buy some chocolate while avoiding eye contact with the staff. Do you neets want anything there?

Is this poo?

>>1026164
One cheesecake please.

>>1026164
Cherry Ripe please.

>>1026165
Yes.

>>1026164
30kg of jelly beans please

>>1026169
I don't think I will order from there

>>1026171
Actual dish may differ is a concern.

>>1026174
Imagine it arriving in front of you and you give it one of these before releasing its poo

>>1026164
All I have is a cherry ripe and a caramello koala.

If you find a squashed caramello koala in your undies it is normal. If a squashed cherry ripe is in there see a doctor.

>>1026165
looks like something poojeeta made but we'll have to wait for a glen update to verify on that

>>1026178
I have a good feeling about tomorrow.

I think I will have fish&chips instead of poo.

>>1026105
Ab pack

Operation Ball Crusher is a go.

>>1026130
His NEET taint probablt broke it

>>1026164
One eye contact with staff, please

i'm so lonely and horny i would settle for a 6/10 poojeeta with a thick accent.
at least she would feed me curry and i could spoon her

Trying to set up a fishing rod while severely gooned.

>>1026170
They'll rot your teeth neet.

>>1026185
She would fart on your belly

>>1026182
Good luck.

>>1026182
More information required

>>1026185
Lick her belly button and armpits

>>1026190
It's on a need to know basis, all you need to know is it is happening.

>>1026185
A 6/10 poojeeta is unrealistic

>>1026192
Are you the crusher or the crushee?

>>1026193
kek

>>1026194
You'll just have to wait and find out ;)

>>1026194
reminds me of that horrible tragedy that happened at KFC
where they stopped selling the krushers

Sat on the couch all day.
Accomplished nothing.
At least it's year of acceptance still, right?

whore used to hold my balls in her hand so they'd crush against her arse when she was on top and bouncing
That was a good feeling

>>1026200
I'm jealous

>>1026199
yes

>>1026182
🫡

>>1026199
Correct.

>>1026199
Less than 4 months till Cringemass

>>1026201
You want to hold 10k's balls?

>>1026206
Kek

>>1026206
Who doesn't?

>>1026206
kek

>>1026201
Me too. I wish I could hold them

>>1026206
no i want him to hold my balls

None of you NEETs could handle my balls

>>1026193
I doubt there's ever been a real world one exceeding 3/10

>>1026215
I bet Shitey got at least 4/10 poojeetas

>>1026205
Hopefully ✈️🎅 is out too.

>>1026215
👆💯

Fish and chips will be ready in 40 minutes.
It's usually 10.

My stomach is angry now

>>1026219
go pull your eyes at them and say ni hao ting long bing bang ow
that outa hasten them

chumpy but only have goulash or sausages but have to cook them

>>1026221
Reminds me of the classic

>>1026216
he only gave us pics of the chinese girl, he was ashamed of how bad the poojeta looked

>>1026220
Hit it with a cheery ripe.

>>1026224
Ah, I had misremembered that

>>1026224
She loved wanking him off, very romantic.

Went to a fish and chips shop once and an Indian came out, I gave him a look then immediately left.

She used to wank him in the car a lot too so he may have been ashamed to be seen with her.

>>1026229
His parents were hinting towards it for his long day trips. It was beautiful.

>>1026230
I like to imagine they got married and had four (4) halfNEET kids.

>>1026231
So the next generation begins.

Actually there were Romolus, Remus, and Ramenus. The third one invented spaghetti.

>>1026233
i thought the japenese invented ramen lol

>>1026224
She had a hairy back.

brb gonna go outside and look at the stars to calculate what time the moofie is on

very human time calculation

>>1026235
Something to grab on to.

Considering druk

And durgs

And burgs

And hurgs

Network error. Reload doesn't solve it.

Network error. Reload solves it.

>>1026236
Be careful. I heard some of them fall.

Good night.

After spending all day procrastinating I've finally started doing stuff, and now I don't want to stop and go to bed. Fuck why am I such a retard.

>>1026245
Night fella!
That pidge should defoct.

>>1026246
eat a banana

>>1026245
Good night Pidge. xx

Wonder if neet got his Fish and chips

>>1026250
I did thanks, eating them now

>>1026248
Thank you neet but I have plenty of energy right now, I just need to coordinate my schedule better.

>>1026252
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

>>1026253
Kekles

Thanks for watching fellas. Good movie.

>>1026255
what was the moofie and weres weber

>>1026224
kek

>>1026256
Weber is working on his hole

I have 4 chips spare
If I eat them I will assplode

>>1026259
might sosig

i think poojeetas outrank trannies

>>1026261
They do

>>1026256
Hunt for the Red October.
Don't know.

I ate the chips
I may die now
But it was worth it

>>1026264
now time for druk

might watch the grey zone or whatever it was called but also need to eaty

>>1026265
I'm too full

>>1026267
skellie

Should've been asleep hours ago. I need better self discipline.

>>1026269
You are too hard on yourself. Maybe you deserve to relax

>>1026270
I don't know, most of the other neets seem to sleep ok.

can't sleep, i swear that popcorn had meth in it

>>1026271
I usually never fall asleep until 1 or 2 am and wake up just'd every morning but oh well. that's what i get for being a retard and just closing my eyes

This is why we need Cruisey and nuro to tell us when snd how to do rhings

Wrangle in the house of pestis. Community nurses will know that feel. Squalor where disease has set in and living people are decaying.

Showered twice. Still smell vile. Vile. Vile home.

Can't sleep, dunno what I did today to deserve this. Oh well.

>>1026276
What you did not.

>>1026275
Are you unable to clean your own home properly?

>>1026277
I didn't exercise properly. Every day I vow I'm going to workout with weights and do some cardio and I only do so 30-50% of the time, and rarely both.

>>1026278
Welfare check. Welfare negative.
Several people suffering various illnesses had just lain down and resigned themselves to death. Not really moved in weeks, bacterial infections, they were just going to watch Simpson's reruns until they died. The stench was unbelievable.
Shower 3 with camphor, feeling a bit better. Also a bottle of wine.

>>1026275
>>1026280
You sound depressed.

It's falling out of me.

Morning NEETs

>>1026283
Good morning NEET and fellas.

Good morning Gang.

Indian school minibus driver beeping his horn down the street as usual.
They need to make a phone app which detects when the bus is outside and gives a phone notification.
Save the noise pollution and the waking of NEET sleepers.

What is that subculture of "men" who have taken to wearing basketball shorts over the top of women's tights, along with socks and gay looking sneakers?

>>1026287
Do you have a photo of this type? I have not seen one.

Train no.2, on way to shitty for durries and a curry.

>>1026288
No, he was the insecure eshay type who would have started blowing piss and wind if he spied me taking his photo.

>>1026288
like on the right but definitely doing sports
had a drug dealer bumbag etc

*not doing sports

I had to google 'mens leggings under shorts gay' to find a picture

>>1026287
Yes it is becoming more common even here in the country.

>>1026285
GMN.

Courier man has been.

>>1026291
That looks like a modern fashion sported by what used to get called "metrosexuals".
Straight men who appear gay but probably aren't although some of them may be.
Someone who dresses like that has a chance of eventually declaring themselves transgender or nonbinary or some other bullshit like that.

>>1026297
A satisfactory experience?

>>1026286
Report him or throw a brick through the windshield. It is an offence in every state and territory to use the horn except in the case of an imminent collision.

Interesting there was zero news coverage of yesterday’s March for Australia. Almost like the media is the communications branch of the uniparty.

>>1026301
I have considered it but it would be too embarrassing for me.
A NEET complaining about a wagie stopping him from sleeping in until noon each day.
The optics of it would be too much for me.

>>1026303
Say you consult from home and the honking is interfering with your ability to synergise with your clients over MS Teams.

>>1026304
kek

Cruisey declared me "Amalek" and said he can't be seen with me any more.

Back at teh Valley. Cheap durries acquired. Cops guarding the grey gates of Hell so I'll be here awhile.