>>1025033
They're 23.5 hours ahead of the eastern states.

>>1025011
How does he do it?

>>1025011
A lot of NEETs had their lives improve, especially the most dedicated. To another 10 years!

>>1025034
Am or PM

>>1025046
Good question. He didn't specify morning, afternoon or evening either.

keep trying to go to bed at 9, it never works out

I just found a great Pepe

>>1025049
That's a good one NEET. You always bring us the best Pepes.

Wondering what the appropriate serving size of sliced turkey meat is, I should consult with appropriate serving size neet.

>>1025051
100g

Where is my Pidge good night?

>>1025053
maybe pidge is the one who called lifeline and got a visit from the cops

>>1025054
That is slander.

Good night. xx

>>1025057
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1025057
gn pig :)

>>1025011
Congratulations on the 1000th thread --PostieNEET

Lol

>>1025060
Mazel tov to all of us.

>>1025062
found the jew

>>1025063
there's always a jew

>>1025063
What gave me away?

I'm Jewish.

Got 5 numbers on the powerball $80.30

>>1025068
Well done NEET. Reinvest the profits. The big one could be yours next.

On the final stretch for my licence.

>>1025070
You have done very well NEET. You are moving forward. Exciting times for you.

>>1025071
Thanks neet. I am done with the learning of the theory. I am up to the final test. I am going to go to bed and do it tomorrow.

awake again, ffs

>>1025073
I saw your smile.

>>1025049
Thief.

>my seppo piss is still 30% off at Dans

this is saving me heaps of cash, i know it won't last much longer though

>>1025076
DAB up Dan.

Cruisey the GTA 6 Extended preview is launching soon

>>1025078
I'll wait a few years til it goes on sale.

Cruisey that game should've taken 10 years to make. It's cool but very similar skin to the previous one.

>>1025080
*should've not taken 10 years to make

>>1025079
I wouldn't mind downloading it and trying to play it on a emulator.

>>1025081
I heard that its frame rate is higher than what ps5 runs and theyre going to rerelease it when ps6 comes out.
I think this will be the last big game.

>>1025082
With how fast ai is moving, youll be able to make your own with a prompt

>>1025084
MonkAI will deliver!

Cruisey Peter Cullen is deda

>>1025090
Yeah none of that nonsense please.

It just fired out of me.

>>1025086
He voiced the Predator. What a legend.

>>1025097
I never understood a word he said. Do you think he was drunk?

Good morning, WHITE.

>>1025060
Cheers.

>>1025068
Nice.

>>1025090
Reminds me of Olive.

>>1025099
Morn.

>>1025068
CashedUpNEET.

Having a sachet coffee because I have no milk, moconna strong cap.
Terrible.

>>1025103
Got anything planned for the day?

>>1025105
Should've gone with a black instant like a real man.

>>1025099
Morning retard

>>1025106
Got a guy coming at 9.30am in the morning to take away some more rubbish for me, so I'm looking for more junk to get rid of.

>>1025108
Good morning my fellow mong. May this day bring all that you desire.

just need a bit more sleep. just a bit more

>>1025112
rest that noggin on your pillow lad, i look forward to posts from a rare well-rested NEET

gm

would like to see predator on the big screen

>>1025115
Why don't you have a 7XL TV NEET?

>>1025115
NK jumping from the cinema screen would be scary

>>1025109
Jim? I'm back at teh Valley, broke as a nigger just people watching.

>>1025112
I can relate

>>1025111
Outrageous prices

>>1025115
Yeah that, Jewrassic Park and T2 among many others.

>>1025125
Cruisey I still wanna the Gold card

Actual cops in the house and I can't even remember if I was making threats to Lifeline last night...

They've spotted me. It's over.

Just act natural. You can do this.

>>1025125
= $62400 cashed up NEET

>>1025128
See you in 20 neet.

>>1025128
Be honest with the hospital staff please.

>>1025118
No, an older guy very good prices.

>>1025132
I wonder if he will get a qt nurse.

Just went to take a couple of aspirin

>>1025134
you can see her underwear 😳

>>1025135
Disaster.

Look what somebody left behind

>>1025138
interesting, is there a rare thylacine version?

>>1025138
Winning.

Pigs are hanging around like white on rice. Just want to leave without the humiliation of being wanded.

To assist neets with special needs, it's time we had a quiet hour here on ausneets. When would suit you best?

Some rookie pajeet security guard keeps walking past too. #NotWinning

>>1025142
Not now, I just put some yello on.

Another 2 aspirin. My neck and back hurting.

>>1025143
Give him a cheeky wink.

>>1025138
I found some of them when I used to make videos.

>>1025146
Not without a pair of latex gloves

Oh wait, I misread your post@

Mongfoot split open a bit on the heel. Feels like something is stuck in the hole like a bit of fluff or something. Stingy ouchie.

>>1025150
Comrade Clumpyfoot

REE

TARD

MONG

Are you talking to me? Waddle on home boy.

Neets I've got to come up with somewhere else to go during the day other than supermarkets or waddling around parks. Any ideas?

>>1025153
museums, art gallery
most should be free or gold coin at worst
historical walks
walking trails
fishing can kill half a day

>>1025153
Peruse the offerings of local businesses.

Lifeline chat fucking with me again. Garn Nambour hobspidal.

>>1025156
say hi to that gook qt for me

anyone know an app or program that can find album artwork and meta data for a music folder?

>>1025158
yeah you can use navidrome with beets but it is a server application but really it's better.
there's probably something that can just use beets database and save to your local files

we could fund the NEET commune in japan if wombo sells 10k's tomatoes on the dark web.
We all could have a mansion each.

Shift cancelled just as I was weighing up the pros and cons of chucking a sickie
Yeah the fucken boys

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS EVENT

MÖTLEY CRÜE LIVE at the Elizabeth Tavern … prepare for total rock ’n’ roll mayhem.

For one EXCLUSIVE night only, The Australian Mötley Crüe Show storms into the Elizabeth Tavern transforming the room into a full-blown Sunset Strip takeover. This isn’t just a tribute — it’s a 2+ hour high-voltage celebration of the most dangerous band in rock history.

From the heart-pounding 'Kickstart My Heart' to the sleazy swagger of 'Girls, Girls, Girls' and the monster riffs of 'Dr. Feelgood,' every song hits with the attitude, energy, and larger-than-life spirit that made Mötley Crüe legendary.

Blazing guitar solos.
Explosive stage energy.
Sing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs choruses.

For one unforgettable night, right in the heart of Elizabeth, the Elizabeth Tavern becomes the Sunset Strip — loud, wild, and dripping in pure rock decadence.....The best tribute going around today

Elizabeth … are you ready to Kickstart Your Heart?

A band who once filled stadiums struggles to fill a pub.

Didn't tommy lee have a reality tv show where he went to college at 50?

>>1025163
it's a tribute band, you mongoloid

>>1025161
>Yeah the fucken boys
Time to unwind for the weekend?

>>1025161
monk? yes!
back on the piss?

Losing it again on the train. I need help Weber.

>>1025162
Cruisey is taking me and what's left of Glenn.

>>1025165
I guess that makes more sense.

Wondering what tribute bands we could put together out of ausneets. Surely a meatloaf tribute band is possible with our talent.

>>1025167
No, monk is going to use his unexpected day off to get his shit together and life back on track. I am sure of it.

>>1025171
> our talent.
a dozen executives, a handful of skellies and a dream !

>>1025169
Lucky NEET.

>>1025171
The Wiggles and we could do the Pappadum song.

Found possums BFF

>>1025160
This has been discussed, we'd fall through the paper walls when we're binging

>>1025152
Heh

>>1025171
>Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday) weighed around 400 pounds (approx. 181 kg) at his heaviest point in the early 1980s.
Yes we can do this

>>1025179
I love land boats
I need to put extractors on my Subaru to go rumble rumble

>>1025179
weber's arse is a skid machine

>>1025182
I can smell this post
rough cheddar m8

>>1025179
that sounds peng, that's like a faster version of a vauxhall i think

5 and I buy a 10 back of jim beams

>>1025186
>>1025187
Good progress NEET.

Finally, I have added mountain dew and glasses, and the ability to pour soft drink. Pidge will slurp down the mountain dew immediately because he is a sugar fiend.

>>1025184
don't think a vauxhall had an LS6 or LS7 in it?

>>1025190l
Wouldn't normally
but I'm sure someone has done it
The 2.8litre Vauxhall vrx was probably to sportiest engine they did

>>1025191
the V6 version of the VE/VF Commodore was an Opel engine rotated 90 degrees from the intended East-West to North-South like a real engine. Resulted in having to drop the transmission when the thermostat housing developed a leak.

I had lunch at a Korean barbecue place. I consumed several plates of meat and, for approximately eleven minutes, I understood the mind of God.
South Korea is not merely a country.
It is the holy land.
The grills are altars. The beef is communion. The music hymns. The little bowls of kimchi are ancient scriptures written in fermented cabbage.
I have eaten of the meat.
I am no longer the same man.

>>1025193
Brazillian BBQ > Korean BBQ

Pidge would like a HSP with extra garlic sauce!

>>1025189
Cheeky Pidge.

>>1025180
That was one heckin loaf of meat!

>>1025197
On Hey Hey It's Saturday, Dicky Knee would address him as 'Mr Loaf' whenever he was on the show.

>>1025191
there was a vxr8 bathurst edition but i think it might've been a rebadged import and not very many of them

>>1025193
You have ascended.

>>1025199
Yeah noice but that is in every aspect a holden Commodore but still you are correct there NEET
>>1025192
Love that retarded shit with transverse engines designed to be longitudinal
the rarest I have see is Toyota tuners do it with Camry engines
the old reverse it and do it back to the manufacturer

Dinner sorted

>>1025204
>doritos 2.5 health stars
See, they're not so bad

>>1025205
They should count as vegetables which makes them healthy by default.

Energy levels low. It's always been like this. This is why I started bingeing on sugary stuff. I keep thinking it's going to give me energy. But it never does. Just keep getting fatter.

>>1025207
starting to see an executive sized pattern here NEET

buyed 6 jim beam double serves. i shouldn't have. I'm becoming golden age Monk.

>>1025207
Acquire the sacred sugar. Let the glucose spirits enter your bloodstream and negotiate with your neurons.

>>1025209
Drink them all at once to get rid of them.

>>1025186
>>1025187
>>1025189
Very good work.

>>1025193
Sounds nice.

>>1025209
how old is monk anyway? by his drink habits i'd assume either 28 or 48

>>1025214
28 but looks 48

Back at hobspidal

>>1025215
has the liver of an 88 year old

Is alcohol rehab free?

>>1025218
It can be
the state do fund some beds at dedicated rebah facilities
at least here in SA

>>1025219
They should fund it via tax on alcohol

>>1025220
I just started drinking for the day so maybe I will be biased
uncle Dan does me cheap lolly wine drink and I don't want that to change

>>1025186
>>1025187
>>1025189
Looking good NEET.

>>1025193
Sounds very nice.

>>1025202
He gets around.

>>1025222
I like apu has little shotgun

>>1025187
Impressive.

>>1025204
Save some Pistachios for me please.