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NEET General #1019 - Fascinator Edition NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No. 1045064
Does anyone know how much a dry cleaner would charge to get mock cream out of a polyester fascinator?

Old Thread: >>1043941


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.1045078 del
SA BEST A


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.1045084 del
Browsen ausneets in a public library's Culture Studys room.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.1045085 del
>>1045084
OOH-NAH!


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.1045086 del
>>1045084
Big torrents on the wifi download?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.1045087 del
>>1045080
Prison will be good for him.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.1045088 del
>>1045078
How does he do it?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.1045089 del
>>1045078
How?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.1045090 del
Crap. Some Mong and his Carer just entered the study room and are talking and eating loudly, also whinging about how the room was 'too hot'. Moving out into public area.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.1045091 del
should we all do no nuts novembers ?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.1045092 del
>>1045090
why didn't you tell them to shoosh or gtfo?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.1045093 del
>>1045091
I'm not cutting mine off.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.1045094 del
>>1045090
>Some Mong and his Carer
They are royalty in this society. Show them the required respect please.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.1045095 del
Just found out there was an open halloween event I could've gone too on saturday nearby, but didn't know about. Depressed.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.1045096 del
Fucking smoke shop is on break


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.1045097 del
>>1045093
kek


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.1045098 del
>>1045096
Many such cases. They keep irregular hours.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.1045099 del
>>1045094
The library is one of those with bowls of free snacks everywhere. His Highness is now going to all of them and taking the choccies. Off with his head.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.1045100 del
>>1045099
Being a fat downie has its privileges. You normie peasants need to watch your place.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.1045101 del
Heh, this public library is one of those that wants to believe its high culture and has a Opera-Houseish 1990s design. Whenever the wind blows the hole building structure creaks. Still, quieter than having an audience with the King.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.1045102 del
Just been informed by a Library staffer that where I'm sitting will be used by a Childrens Playground in 30 minutes.
This is not a fucking library.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.1045103 del
>>1045102
What an outrage


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.1045104 del
Stop frying sausages as they can turn dry — butcher’s one simple method keeps them juicy


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.1045105 del
>>1045096
Haven't had a durry in almost a month since the dodgy place I was buying from suddenly closed for good.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.1045106 del
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Sausages, onions, bread and tomato sauce for loinch, followed by custard and mini meringues. The fat downie just got fatter.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.1045107 del
>>1045078
SA BEST JERKY A


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.1045108 del
>>1045104
Air-frying sausages works pretty good.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.1045109 del
>>1045091
Get back to work boy!


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.1045110 del
Hahaaa, library staffer is telling-off his Highness for interfering with the aircon.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.1045111 del
Oh ffs just how settled does one need to be...


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.1045112 del
>>1045105
You're doing well neet.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.1045113 del
>>1045106
Good work NEET. You earned it.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.1045114 del
>>1045108
That is how I do them.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.1045115 del
>>1045105
They'd already been given that 90 day closure notice, then the Bikies operating the joint said they'd rape the owner's fleshlight if he didn't get back into selling?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.1045116 del
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>>1045115
>rape the owner's fleshlight
this wordfilter is the gift that keeps on giving keks


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.1045117 del
Both trays of rat poison are completely exhausted. Not a pellet left.
I can't afford to buy more until next week.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.1045118 del
>>1045117
They're 1080 baiting in my area apparently. I've always wanted to get me hands on some of that. t̵o̸ ̴g̶e̷t̶ ̸r̶i̵d̷ ̶o̴f̶ ̷t̷h̷e̵ ̸y̴a̴p̶p̶y̶ ̸d̴o̶g̵


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.1045119 del
>>1045118
Don't you hurt that doggo.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.1045120 del
Big woof

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nninFyXlT38 [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.1045121 del
>>1045120
Poor fella. Looks like he should be okay.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.1045122 del
>>1045117
Might be time to try a different brand, I have read some of them don't work very well.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.1045123 del
>>1045122
Choice is very limited these days, even at Bunnings.
It is coming to be seen as immoral to kill vermin.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.1045124 del
>>1045099
>Highness
>>1045101
>King
>>1045110
Highness

WTF are you talking about?


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.1045125 del
Cruisey makes soft pig noises every time I get in or out of a chair and then denies it when I question him about it.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.1045126 del
A benefit of being a Command Line Master, is generating AI pron in a public library without being noticed.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.1045127 del
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>>1045125


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.1045128 del
>>1045124
>>1045094


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.1045129 del
>>1045124
>>1045094


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.1045130 del
>>1045127
What a chonker.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.1045131 del
>>1045105
Well done NEET.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.1045132 del
>>1045126
>a Command Line Master
You are on the NEET council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.1045133 del
>>1045127
me when i get reincarnated as a cat


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.1045134 del
>>1045132
I will smash down the entrance door (genkan) of the NEET Dojo and defeat all the GUI NEETs, who will have to declare me a Master.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.1045135 del
Ate too much again, I really am a downie, no need to fake it


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.1045136 del
Now this is the real shit!


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.1045137 del
I have a good idea of how much I can eat without feeling bloated, but once the feed frenzy starts I too often go far beyond it. The basic problem is my digestive system is fucked up and too slow, and take a long time to send my brain the signal that it's had too much


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.1045138 del
Need to figure out how to make 20$ last potentially until friday.
Have eggs and pasta.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.1045139 del
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>>1045138
Pasta al burro is a classic, ultra-simple Italian dish made with just pasta, butter, Parmigiano-Reggiano, and starchy pasta water


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.1045140 del
>>1045138
A $3 bag of rice would last a weeb neet for a week.

hit up the neighbourhood centres for their free meals? (but they tent to be packed with old attention-deprived boomers who won't ever shut the fuck up, tho)


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1045141 del
The scamp has scampered


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.1045142 del
Mmmm....egg rice.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.1045143 del
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I keep telling myself there must first be a dark age before there can be a renaissance


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.1045144 del
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Youghurt cannon exploded listening to her panic


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.1045145 del
>>1045142
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OxblmCqzeKQ [Embed]


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.1045146 del
>>1045139
He'd have to spend half his money just for that cheese...


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.1045147 del
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Time for some more cuck coding.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.1045148 del
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>>1045138
Check out meetup.com if you live in a big city. They regularly have sponsored tech events with free food.

Learn some of the lingo before you go so you fit in - blockchain, agentic, DevOps etc. Who knows where it might take you.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.1045149 del
>>1045146
This is why you ignore leaves


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.1045150 del
>>1045105
Cigyard.com or cigyard.net fucking one of them


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.1045151 del
Forgot i had chicken tendies.
I just ate like 7 of them after my wank was rudely interrupted


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.1045152 del
>>1045145
That'sa pigu rice.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.1045153 del
>>1045144
Looked like a missile too when it hit the ground.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.1045154 del
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Cruisey I wanna play AI slop game


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.1045155 del
Robert.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.1045156 del
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Cruisey I also wanna go zorbing this weekend


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.1045157 del
>>1045156
they should fire people in zorbs out of a big air cannon


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