A scary edition. Good!

>>1043941
How does he do it?

anyone want to share a needle?

>>1043944
>>1043945
It keeps me awake at night.

>>1043946
Here.
Knit me a scarf.

Crispy Honey & Herb Chicken Wings

Ingredients — 2 kg chicken wings

Marinade

* 4 tbsp oil

* 1 tbsp G-Fresh Yiros

* 1 tbsp G-Fresh BBQ Provençale

* 1 tbsp MasterFoods Avo Smash

* 1 tbsp honey

* 1 tbsp lemon juice

Crispy coating

* 1½ cups plain flour

* 2 tsp baking powder

* 2 tsp sweet paprika

* 1 tsp each G-Fresh Yiros & BBQ Provençale

Method

* Cut wings into drumettes and flats.

* Mix marinade, coat chicken and refrigerate 1–4 hours.

* Coat wings individually in seasoned flour.

* Place on racks, lightly brush with oil.

* Bake at 200°C, turning halfway, for approximately 35–45 minutes (flats may cook faster).

* Cook to 75°C internal temperature.

* Rest 5 minutes and serve.

Optional: Sprinkle G-Fresh Lemon Thyme Basil over hot wings.

>>1043949
Look good. You used the best part of the wings there.

>>1043949
Looks very good.

The best part about Halloween is seeing the young MILFs in hot costumes while their escort their kids around the streets.

Gonna buy s24 tomorrow. Might get hungry jacks and look in a book store too.

>>1043949
Based.

>>1043952
The chockies are of more interest to me tbh.

>>1043952
And we are just around the corner from Cringemass too

>>1043953
Do not buy that phone if the seller looks dodgy (or brown).

Nothing would excite me more than seeing Possum and Weber make up and hold hands and go to a bakery and make snide remarks at the passerbys, purposefully not looking at each other while eating.

>>1043958
>UK PM is buying up beans
That is grim.

>>1043954
Basted

>>1043933
Hey computers are hard, man

>>1043953
GregO really liked the cowboy anus

>>1043964
what the fuck?

Why can't I quit ausneets?

>>1043966
You may be addicted to the dopamine reward you get from replies to your posts.

>>1043964
I felt his rating of the papi storm was a bit too generous. He didn't really seem to like it at all.

>>1043966
There is no escape from The Show!

Cut the end of my finger off with the rotary slicer. Bleed a lot but it didn't hit bone so will probably just grow back. Fuck.
If you don't lose half a cup of blood, rationally, you'll be fine.

>>1043970
Go to the emergency room NEET.

>>1043970
I feel for you. Get well.

Deadlifting. Sets of three since I am too proud to lower the weight any more than I have. Getting through it.

>>1043966
There is no escape from the bucket.

>>1043970
I don't think the end of your finger will grow back neet.

>>1043973
going well

>>1043970
Sleep tight NEET.

>>1043973
You are doing well NEET but please take it slowly. You don't want to get an injury.

Good night NEETs.

>>1043980
That's a man.

>>1043983
Sweet dreams

>>1043983
Night.

>>1043983
Night fella.
Dancing pidge.

>>1043984
That's the joke.

>>1043966
Waiting to see when Possum forgives Weber

>>1043983
Good night Pidge. xx

Finally after being up and about for 17 hours I can lay down and rest.

>>1043991
Good night NEET.

I am off to bed too.

Good night, NEETs

>>1043991
>>1043992
>>1043993
Night fellas.

awak

Can't sleep either.

Next movie should be army of darkness

https://www.kmart.com.au/product/creditdebit-card-wand-assorted-43795307/
very whimsical

still awak

>>1044002
Indeed.

awake too early, going back to sleep

GM NEETs.

Off to buy a new phone today and maybe get some hungry jacks and maybe swap some books.
Want to get dune or Philip k dick books.

Another fucking CVSS 9.8 vulnerability in the Linux kernel reeeeee.

>>1044005
GMN.

The situation is unpredictable

>be me
>be human
Gm

>>1044010
GMN!

I really like these memes
>"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

>The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

>With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp.

>>1044012
It sounds like the vulnerability is actually in the Linux part of the Gnu+Linux.

Meow
>Patrick Stewart, titan of stage and screen, dies aged 86
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/oct/29/patrick-stewart-dead

>>1044015
FFS

>>1044014
lol it is

>>1044015
Rip.

>>1044014
It is but their meme cheered me up a bit so I forgive
>>1044015
RIP

>>1044019
kek

>>1044004
Night frog

>>1044006
An exciting day ahead

Star Wars baldy wank died

>>1044024
Who?

>>1044026
GMN!

>>1044025
John star trek died

>>1044028
Celebrity gossip is a feminine hobby

>>1044029
What about feeding birds?

Morning wank to Professor Charles

>>1044031
I rubbed one out to Jo from J. H. Leather.

Morning wanks all round.

how did baldy die from dementia so quickly? he was eating beans last year

and still making things for the electric jew this year

>>1044013
>He lies on the floor, cold and limp.
woe

>>1044015
90s captain kirk is ded but somehow 60s capatain kirk is still alive and well, by what jewish sorcerer is william shatner immortal?

>>1044036
only for fags still running ipv4 and have a multipath listener

Think require poo.

Pooing.

I'd never even heard of mptcp, and I do know a bit about networking

>sysctl net.mptcp.enabled
>net.mptcp.enabled = 1
bros I never asked for this

>>1044034
There are aggressive versions of Alzheimer's or whatever he had.

>>1044035
That I have no clue.

>>1044036
👆💯

Chatgpt reckons the caddy web server and traefik load balancer are most likely to be affected, because they turn it on by default.

>>1044040
Did mine. A nice meaty one.

>>1044030
Let them get their own food ffs

>>1044026
Have a based one

>>1044047
Would have taken a team half a day to work it out.

>>1044055
What a stupid bitch.

>>1044056
lol

Might cast a reboot of game of thrones, with rowan atkinson as jon snow

Those Belgian waffles are good. Very sweet though.

>>1044015
Sad news. He was a good actor. RIP.

>>1044030
Lovely. Don't feed them though. That is how the kookaburras got so bold to go after Shaggy's bangers.

>>1044056
kek

>>1044060
What toppings do you recommend NEET?

Good morning NEETs.
My back end has calmed down.

These were nothing special.

>>1044064
Bacon or other salty fried meat.

>>1044065
Patched?

>>1044066
Thank you for the review NEET.

>>1044068
The vulnerability is still wide open.

>>1044065
morn

lel that fat mushroom killer bitch's appeal backfired on her:
>Her 33-year non-parole period was set aside and no new parole period was imposed. This means Patterson will never be released.

>>1044073
She will be able to spend christmas with santa.

>>1044072
Hopefully her children never see her again. I hope they don't get taken to the jail to visit this fat vile bitch.

>>1044072
ai will wipe us out within a couple of years, so it really doesn't matter

why did she poison people anyway?

>>1044077
wanted to kill estranged husband and only way to get him to come over was to invite his parents and church cronies
absolutely dastardly

>>1044074
they will have a beef wellington with wild mushroom for christmas dinner

>>1044079
She still went through with the poisoning of his relatives when she knew he wasn't coming to the lunch.
A real evil bitch.

>>1044036
Looking for deets
found an IBM writeup about it
<referring to the OS as "GNU-Linux"
smug_rms.jpg

kek

>>1044043
I've always turned it off because I'm a traveler from the days when kernel size mattered.

>>1044081
>A real evil bitch.
and big brain genius

>>1044056
Pretty stupid not knowing that ALL FATHERS have called their daughters a stupid bitch. At least once a week.

>>1044079
And she would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

>>1044085
All Mothers as well.

The local Library's wifi was down, and I've got 22GB of torrents. anguish, grief, regret, and sorrow.

You can tell the NEETs are from bad homes when they believe things like this >>1044085 >>1044087

That is not normal even though it seems to you like it is.

>>1044074
>>1044080
kek

>>1044082
lol

>>1044088
Woe.

>>1044089
You can tell when a Greens Party astroturfer is on an imageboard, as the regulars never post their propaganda and then defend it.

>>1044093
lol

had a shave for the first time in 4 weeks

had a shower for the first time in 4 weeks

>>1044097
not yet

>>1044096
Could you do my arse next please? The hair situation there is concerning

>>1044098
You should've told me so we could've save water.

S24 acquired. Basically mint condition. Didn't come with box but came with og cable.
Couldn't find dune or Philip k dick books. Getting mcsloppa burgah

>>1044089
Stupid bitch

>>1044101
Well done NEET. Good price?

>>1044101
>S24 acquired.
Well done NEET. Was the seller dodgy?

Do any neets play hitman elusive target? I kinda want to kill that nigga snoop dog.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lEqG6aFbvA4 [Embed]

>>1044093
I take it was a single account with the $5.5b in it? Smells of Org Crims using a new laundering method.

>>1044104
Weber entering APM

>>1044108
I feel guilty making fun of webby and trying to find a job with apm's "help" when the rest of us are welfare bludgers who have been on disability for years. But I'm not going to stop doing it

>>1044101
Been thinking about you all morning, stuffing your mouth with Jack's whopper while reading dick books.

>>1044105
He was like Asian or something
>>1044103
400$ . I think cruisey said it's a good price

I have ordered a new wireless mouse.
The current one I click and nothing happens half the time.

>>1044114
I have the same problem with my keyboard's control key, very annoying

The power windows in my car have become very temperamental. Half the time nothing happens when I press the buttons.

Out of caffeine pills. Running low on coffee. Low energy. Might not make it.

>>1044117
This NEET needs emergency pingers.

cruisey should I put a custom OS on my S24?
I wanna pimp it out with hacker themes and good vibes

>>1044118
Dropped my last no-doz pill on the kitchen floor. Just how much JUST can happen in one afternoon?

>>1044117
I herd that the gymrats' "pre-workout" powders are caffeine.

>>1044121
>are caffeine.
You mean they contain caffeine. If they were just caffeine everyone who took them would be dead.

>>1044119
Just how /fa/ are you neet? Are you the neet with crocs?

>>1044114
>>1044115
>>1044116
It's the gnomes.

>>1044117
Goodbye.

>>1044120
It's over.
for you. I have unlimited ritalin

>>1044117
I have an emergency bag of ground coffee for such a problem.
One time the plunger broke, so I just ate the roasted beans straight.

>>1044127
I meant unground

Might go to auschwitz and build a theme park and call it the holocoaster

might druk

>>1044129
>might druk
too early

>>1044127
You should have boofed them NEET.

>>1044131
NoDoz tablets could be boofed.. There's an idea.

>>1044132
NoDoz for thought

>>1044133
Well bantered.

>>1044128
Notes from the unground.

>>1044135
UNGROUND - the real-life story of CoffeeNEET hacking the planet during the 1990s.

>>1044137
Welcome back. Learn anything interesting at school today?

Eager to know how Weber's Job Network meeting went.

>>1044124
👆💯

dancing around my room in my underwear, feeling better

>>1044155
That is good news NEET. What did you boof to induce such a state?

>>1044155
I still remember the moment when I was living in a granny flat, and understood I could be naked all day.

>>1044156
frozen berries and spinach

>>1044157
In my experience it is more convenient to at least wear a pair of shorts.

Also my music player just started playing a track I'd forgotten I'd liked. Might put it on repeat all afternoon.

>>1044157
Imagine the stains

>>1044161
I put a teatowel on my Gaymin computer chair.

>>1044162
And shuttered my kitchen window

>>1044162
And beating off while totally naked felt weird. Obviously I don't have much sexual experience.

>>1044155
Wizzy you are thriving.

>>1044166
Smiling.

>>1044168
That's Webby parked there.

bought grog. on it.
the guy was packing ice bags into a the freexer and some old fat bitch kept saying sorry while blocking the entire only lane.
fucking hate cunts that don't stay in their lane.
>me in and out in under a minute
>fat old cunt, 12 minutes
right now fat old cow is out of the way. on to the piss

>>1044170
>bought grog.
What did you get NEET?

>>1044171
Diva Vkat. It's grape stuff like 22% and doesn't taste awful. 2 for 25$ 700ml.

>>1044112
It was a good price

>>1044116
>>1044114
Swap buttons and see if it helps.

>>1044119
No.
Buy a s21 or some old one. This one is still good for a couple years.

>>1044127
Lol

>>1044128
Underground unground.

This is gay I wanna smoke weed and look at wallpapers and listen to music

Ian is half the internet aficionado we are. Just another discord redditor, like half of the posters here.
Possum is the real legend of Australian interweb folklore. If only you guys knew.
Everything Nuro claims, is actually a truth about Possum.

Also, couldn't remember how to spell aficianado. Thought it was 2 f's.
Apparently in Spanish it means amature.
Funny how that works.

When English borrowed the word in the 1800s, it originally referred specifically to passionate followers of Spanish bullfighting (aficionados de los toros). Because those early devotees were so deeply obsessive about the technical nuances, history, and rules of the sport, English speakers began using "aficionado" to describe a "connoisseur" or "expert fan." [1, 2, 3]

Over time, English dropped the "amateur" connotation entirely. Today, if you call someone a "cigar aficionado" or an "art aficionado," you are praising their highly refined, expert knowledge, even if they don't do it as a professional career.

>>1044254
Toothpaste?

>>1044254
Iktf
Just want a greasy choof and some charlie daniels.

CALL UP TRUDY ON THE TELEPHONE!

>>1044257
>Over time, English dropped the "amateur" connotation entirely.
I haven't experienced that. Still 'expert fan' in my experience.
The AI is programming you, NEET. You have to break the habit and regain the freedoms you're being lead to abandon.

>>1044261
A rose by any other name, is still wrong.

Tried Subway's new 'ghost pepper' bread. Wasn't spicy at all.

>>1044265
Check if there's anal burning in a few hours time.

>>1044259
what? oh the flag

>>1044260
does trudy sell pot?

>>1044264
nah i left my porn vpn on

>>1044266
That doesn&apos;t the usual amount.

>>1044265
Do they have ghost pepper peppers for vegetables too?

>>1044270
No

>>1044271
oh that's a bit shit and dumb
from the adverttising that's what I assumed it was

>>1044109
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>1044261
>You have to break the habit and regain the freedoms you're being lead to abandon.
Bee free!

>>1044114
>nothing happens half the time

Have you tried plugging the wire in?

>>1044274
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY

McCain's pizza for dinner?

>>1044180
Looks like it fits into a loophole on the pricing of alcohol because it is grape-based.

>>1044282
The $70/l ethanol tax excise for 700ml of 22% is like $10.80, so $12.50 bottles is a bit close to the line.
It's like a soft-drink bottle of $1.70 having spirit added to it.

Is it worth stockpiling some water and canned food, NEETs?
Both the US and UK governments are telling people to stockpile a few days worth for some reason. Our faggot government hasn't said anything and probably won't.
There's a good chance the orange retard will have a massive melty in a week or two when the midterms cost them seats and he realises everybody hates him. That might be the trigger for nuking iran or something equally fucktarded.

>>1044283
Oops, $70->$110 ... almost $17 a bottle just for the alcohol. ???

>>1044284
> a few days worth
That'll last you through the 40 year jewageddon until all the Lands of Solomon are reclaimed.

>>1044280
You have my permission.

>>1044283
The bottles I buy aren't pre mixed. I buy sugar free soda and mix it.

>>1044281
Thank you NEET. I might get some of that spray.

>>1044288
creaming soda and vodga is nice

>>1044288
Huh, I kinda figured it out.

>>1044285
Wine is taxed less to protect the local wine industry.
That stuff is taxed as wine not spirits. Hence it being a loophole.

>>1044284
If I run out of supplies, I'll just call Cruisey.

>>1044284
>Is it worth stockpiling some water and canned food, NEETs?
It will not be possible for us to starve or die of thirst or disease from drinking untreated water unless we are on the front line of a war.
Anything else and we will be provided for but there may be some hardship and disruption at times especially in the initial phases of a global disruption.
Having a few weeks worth of food and water at home will help minimise any hardship of that sort and would be a prudent measure for a NEET to take.

>>1044294
Australia has its Abos to gather bush tucker for us anyway.

>>1044292
Little Fat Lamb specifically lists some wine byproduct as its alcohol source

>>1044296
That's just as well, as Weber's fishing is producing nothing.

>>1044298
I think he's eating the worms that are supposed to used for the fish.

>>1044290
Yeah I'm having creaming soda with this grape stuff

>>1044298
A heartless reply.

>>1044301
That was me doing some midnight posten.

>>1044304
Everyone who has ever claimed to be of Aboriginal decent will be forced to dig for grubs.
This'll force the ABC off-air, but, eh.

listening to mgmt

>>1044307
>mgmt
A good band. Pic related is their good songs as curated by myself.

You know what to do Zesty.

cheese and crackers and wine

>>1044311
Lovely.

>>1044311
The aged tasty?

>>1044308
I swear we have had this conversation before.
They have released several albums in the recent years and some of them are okay

>>1044313
bega black label and some kind of multigrain vitaweat circle crackers

>mffllttipepepgg

LMFAO

>he still trying
ayy lmao

>spam
gone
anal raped. Too Bad!

>>1044314
>They have released several albums in the recent years
Have they? what do you count as the recent years?
Google says they have only released two studio albums since 2013.

>>1044311
Same, except just wine.

Mocha Frappe Oreos tiem

>>1044320
>Loss of life 2024
>11.11.11 2022
>Kid born in space (single) 2021
>As you move through the world(single) 2020
>in the afternoon(single) 2019
>little dark age 2018
>MGMT 2013

I saw the cards and thought they were all albums but it's still a lot of content compared to the first two releases

>>1044322
40% sugar. Enjoy NEET.

>>1044326
They're bikkies.

>>1044326
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking.

What does that mailto: mean? It looks sus.

>>1044328
But the spamming faggot does it every day you attention-starved mong.

Big night

>>1044335
What are you up to NEET?

>>1044334
what the fuck is this nigger?
weber can i get a quick run down please

>>1044337
He has many talents

Almost broke my coccyx falling down

>>1044339
Drunken fall NEET?

>>1044340
Yeah buddy

>>1044336
Going out, bussy bashing bonanza

>>1044339
>>1044341
Missed opportunity. You could've spent at least a week in hospital. Three solid meals of slop a day, sandwiches and a comfy bed.

>>1044344
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1044342
Gotta bash 'em all!

Time
For
A
Wank

>>1044338
fuck off retard
what the fuck?

>>1044347
dog status?

Weber we need that JSP meeting report please. How did it go?

>>1044323
>Loss of life 2024
I just listened to this one. It wasn't good. Not one good song.
They are washed now, but that is normal for bands after this amount of time.
Their good songs will live on.

Funny farm day. Much better then vile farm.

>>1044351
I really like the beginning of alien days.
I feel like MGMT is extremely hit or miss because they experiment a lot.
I feel like they could release two or more albums that are entire bangers in the future.
I thought Little dark age was an album for homos when it released but now I like it. So either it grew on me or I'm gay now. Either way I got a good album out of it

Listening to Colour Haze and it's banger

Another pic from that RV that caught on fire yesterday. WITH AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

fwiw, I think it's just a LPG failure, in spite of the cops wanting to believe it's Homicide Action Detective Tiem. While the dude was a prick, his injuries and the ignition say to me it was a gas explosion from inside the RV.

>>1044352
Any notable incidents?

What dinner do for it? Seventeen bucks for takeaway spag bog or three(3) for a tin of Heinz...

>>1044355
>gas explosion from inside the RV.
Boomer removing himself.

>>1044355
..a newspaper reporter tried to get the cops to admit 'he was known to police', but they refused to answer. A crim/bikie fits the guy's personaluity.

They always ask why weber you fat bitch...not how weber you fat bitch #realtalk

>>1044359
fuck off

>>1044357
Explore other options NEET.

>>1044355
If the goal was to get rid of him it would have been smarter to wait until he left the RV to set it on fire. Murder was not necessary and just increased risk.

>>1044366
>for a chipbab
@ Noosa?

>>1044350
It’s not important.

>>1044362
Fiddlesticks.

>>1044369
I live my life though the tails of Weber.

>>1044371
The fridge magnet would be good value.

>>1044372
paper bag on head
dat ass doe

cunts on local model general are making waifu engines where you can make a persistent waifu that sexts you

>>1044375
Fact.

>>1044376
You can just pay pajeets, much cheaper.

>>1044377
Yeah but IRC real quick please

>>1044375
lol

>>1044369
>It’s not important.
I'll be the judge of that.

I slumber. A cucumber.

>>1044376
About time.

Back on the cuck coding. And I know you guys are going to be judgemental and disgusted, but I'm enjoying it

>>1044365
Yeah I guess.

>>1044367
>Murder was not necessary
Well it will stop him from camping there again

>>1044385
✈️🎅?

Good night NEETs.

>>1044387
Night fella.

>>1044387
Good night Pidge. xx

Craving meat and cheese before bed like the pig I am

>>1044387
Poor bird

>>1044390
If it wasn't good for you your body wouldn't be craving it.

>>1044372
Vile

>>1044367
And given that it happened at 6am, while thousands of wagies were driving past, and boomerneets would be starting breakfast to watch Sunrise on channel 7, doesn't support the Molotov Cocktail/Shoot the LPG theories.

>>1044382
They made AI Waifus illegal in Best One China, so development is probably going to slacken off.

>>1044356
It was a very funny farm.

>>1044398
6.2/10
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