this is the new thread

a dreadful start to the new thread

We barely got a bumrash in there before. Good job neet.

I have not needed the heater lately. Quite warm.

>>710924
i've been sharing my body warmth with you without you knowing

Good night neets. Lots of work to do.

>>710927
goodnight kiddo

>>710927
Good night.

>>710926
>studied hard

That's part of the problem with modern society today, people always trust the system and institutions, "as long as I conform and do this I will succeed and be happy hurrrr durrrr" ...but NOPE! Not today, not anymore, this ain't the 50s and 60s anymore. Society has become corrupted. So have governments, nearly all institutions have as well. They only exist to exploit those who put effort into them. Hate to say it, it is almost better to simply find ways to sponge off the system today as sad as it sounds. Why have to pay off a massive student loan for worthless degrees that give you menial labor work? NOT WORTH IT BRO!

Cooking chicken.

i have a patent

>>710930
No it isn't. The problem is a weak gay cunt didn't raise his son right and now he's "autistic" and doesn't act right. Cunt definitely left him infront of baby shark on the telly while he played skyrim

>>710930
>>710933
i might buy chicken wings tomorrow

i saw my reflection in the window and it scared me because i thought someone was staring at me through the window

We need to get Bill posting here.

>>710933
Mong autism is real. There is some that is fake, but there are real ones. A growing problem. Do not blame the parents.

there is a website that shows actual evidence of autism being real

>>710933
The minor aspergers/weeaboo autism might not be real but screaming gorilla autism is a real phenomenon.

>>710938
Weber is trying to keep Bill away from it.

>>710940
weber is just worried we'd like bill more

>>710935
I've done that before. I've thought I was alone and then suddenly there is a big scary neet standing in the house.

silky smooth yoghurt

The line between mentally retarded and autistic has become increasingly blurred because some train loving aspies who cant talk to girls start claiming neurodivergence online

>>710933
Why do you think his son has autism in the first place? Autism was very VERY rare many decades ago. Very uncommon. Yet, over the years it suddenly and vastly increased. Why would that be?

woe, woke up in the middle of the night with anxiety again. I need to start drinking chamomille tea. woe

Luke Smith has a good video on the self-depricating nature of the term “autistic” as it’s commonly referred to by internet weirdos as a modern replacement for “nerd” and such

morning neetbros

>>710949
Good morning NEET.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/bakery-with-the-best-pie-in-australia-revealed/news-story/30848f4b4fed46764cbb6af8cbdbc056
>Victorian bakery
>Country Cob Bakery
>migrant Cambodian
Not even once.

Good morning my kittens

Big plans today

>>710953
gonna turn your life around?

>>710953
Me too.

>>710954
Gonna walk to the shops

In Woolies for 30 seconds and got evacuated for a fire drill. I have things to do ffs

>>710958
I hope you let out a big reeeee

>>710959
I'm about to let out a big reee via email. Got served by some teenage afghani terrorist looking piece of shit with a paedo moustache who refused to put my hygiene products in the bag (just tossed them down next to it) and while I was staring at them in disbelief he literally shouted "DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE?"
I had to ask for my receipt

>>710961
Woolworths Feedback lady reading this:
>I was not impressed by the demeanor and attitude of the checkout operator who served me this morning. For some reason he declined to put the soap I purchased in the bag (just tossed it down) and while I was looking at that in disbelief he literally shouted "DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE?" After packing the soap into the bag myself I had to demand my receipt as he had already turned away. If it helps with identification, he looked like an Afghani terrorist with a paedo moustache.
>This interaction occurred after I was first ejected from your store for a fire drill. Between the drill, the shithouse customer service, and having to type this up, it has been a fantastic day so far.

Shouldn't have had that triple Dare.

What did you think of the marvel cinematic universe neets? Do you still watch any of it? If not, when did you stop?

>>710965
I watched a couple of seasons of Arrow on TV. I think the last comic book movie I saw in the cinema was that one with Ben Afleck and that big nugget. I think it was called Dare Devil or something.

Had to open the back door. I don't know where Bill moved the air freshener.

>>710965
I think I saw 2 or 3

>>710968
That's such a Bill thing to do lol

>>710965
Looking back I was never a big fan of the MCU itself, just of tony stark/iron man. I got bored of it in the mid 2010s and never finished watching endgame

Finally up. Time to get cracking.

20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:

23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

has anyone used a fantech keyboard? They've got the cheapest mechanical keyboards, but I don't want to buy rubbish because I spend a lot of time typing

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/james-makir-man-jailed-after-stabbing-death-of-friend-in-airpod-dispute/news-story/321705b2041c1481b6154525c30e29e9
>The court was told the Kot family, refugees who fled war-torn South Sudan, had lost two sons to knife violence in six months.
good parenting
why isn't the state giving all of these nuggets free airpods each week?

>>710970
Good doggo

might have a wank and make some lunch and then get into some work

>>710965
I still watch them but it has been in decline since Endgame.

Made two champagne ham rolls for lunch.

>>710920
Monday seppo time is nearly over and she didn't post that stupid cat.

>>710983
>>710984
>>710985
>>710986
Another batch of good pepes.

On the train. Got lots of work to do.

Going to go to the gym tonight. Been avoiding it too much lately.

With the absence of Bill and a shortage of Olives, the neets will be rioting soon.

I REEEEEEEEE because I am free.

Well, dry June is a bust but pornfree June is still ongoing.

>>710993
That's good. Have a sober night when next you are able.

>>710993
Depending on how bad both issues are for you then it might have been too much to undertake both at once. Stay strong with the no porn.

>>710991
Bill is a weekend treat, and not every weekend. You may hear about him next on 17 or 18 June, depending on his availability.

Woolworths responded asking which store it occurred at, despite that being one of the fields on their feedback form, along with my rewards card number, which would also have been linked to the transaction.

>>710996
Bill's services are in high demand.

>>710995
The porn is the bigger issue by far. The drinking is a bit of a problem but pretty minor in terms of its effects.

>>710998
I think this weekend his daughters have some dance or aerobics championships or something. I vaguely recall him saying there was something on the 18th too.

>>710999
I immediately had a shower and did some things after waking up this morning instead of going straight to my morning wank, I think breaking that cycle today has helped a lot. I also went for an hour long walk, since it's not hot now I think I might just go for short walks whenever the boredom induced urge to wank gets too much for me.

>>711001
Good neet.

21st Century Schizoid NEET.

>>710997
I did not realise that was real. They are trained not to put food items and cleaning products etc together in the same bag. What a Karen.

>>711004
I doubt he gave he full story as well.

>>711004
Yeah he should have shouted at me and turned away before the transaction was finished. Fucking raghead should have been killed in a mosque bombing back in dirkadirkastan.

>>711003
do we have any schizoid memes for the ausneets schizoid crew?

>>710961
People stupid enough to strap microwave ovens to their heads are stupid enough to be culled by their future brain tumors and loss of vision.

>>711005
Yeah I'm a liar of course.

>>711011
Karens are known to exaggerate to make themselves look like more of a victim. Exaggerations and lies of omission are most common.

My parcel arrived really damn quick.

>>711012
I've just sent through photos of the receipt with the time stamp and register details.
I'm happy for them to get the CCTV out.

Imagine using reddit terms like Karen.

>>711016
You really need to settle down.

Please ban me for six (6) months, BO.

>>711018
You will never escape.

I asked a NEET what the capital of Thailand was once.

>>711019
That doesn't make sense, unless it's about self love.

Got severely too boong'd last night.
Did a 20 min workout without any rests, doing some weird squat+arnie press thing while listening to captain beefheart at midnight, and now can barely walk.
Tingly leg and stabs in my spine. Might've herniated a disc.

It was probably more than 20 mins, I dunno.

>>711023
>Did a 20 min workout
Well done mate. Have a protein shake.

>>711023
>Might've herniated a disc.
Always with the drama.

jesus hurry up already

You guys know I have a bad back.
Not sure why I expect more from any of you.

>>711004
Yeah, I thought he was joking. What a mong.

>>711026
NEETs are often melodramatic.

>>711029
Go fuck yourself

>>711028
I'll put it back into place for you.

>>711031
Maybe I should just fuck you since you're such a woman.

>>711033
Don't (you) me like that.

>>711034
kek

>>711034
hope you get parallaized

>>711028
I'm sorry. I hope your back gets better soon. You need to be careful about your form when exercising, especially if you have pre-existing issues.

stupid clumpy hoof

Possum was left parallaized after a hit and run by an American sports car with suspension leaning heavily to the right once.

>>711028
You always need to be careful mate. Going flat out leads to injuries which slows you down in the long run. Slow is fast, fast is slow.

Today is a Tuesday and I'll be going to the gym tonight. I'll make sure to start going Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday like I used to. I'm going to not follow a programme at all and just do big compound lifts until I get back most of my old strength. Then I'll get back to my old plan.

>>711043
Good luck NEET.

not wishing hum luck

Going to evict a very large poo from my rectum and then buy some almonds from woollies.

>>711045
Send him an angry email instead.

>>711047
suck me off ya dumb dog

>>711046
they wont even be activated
the poo or the armonds

temp 36.7

>>710945
honestly wish I could have been vaccinated against all that shot, I hate diseases

Another shit day at the wage, woe

>>711054
what's your job wagie?

>>711054
What's going on there NEET?

zonked out my gourd

>>711058
>NEET
I don't qualify as a NEET, soon.

>>711023
>Got severely too boong'd last night.
Same. Big tax.

dinner am cooked

fuck cunt

>>711065
rude

>>711066
I axed to be banned 3 hours ago

>>711067
Just close the tab.

Almonds acquired. Also got some liquorice and dried apricots.

>>711070
Good purchases.

>>711071
No they're not.

>>711072
Yes they are.

>>711070
Sophisticated tastes.

i might have a kip later on

im thinking about bill

too bad he'll never be posted about again

>>711076
do you have an erection?

>>711078
yeah

lemon juice eyedrops

>>711077
I bet he's in this year's tradie's calendar, isn't he?

possum made me put the wig on

>>711080
me as well

>>711083
groin wig?

Sack acquired, just before mummybot gets home from work. Also got a double cheesy b meal from dolans

>>711086
should have got 2 sacks

i work as a contractor for the myanmar government

Can regular goon sacks and double cheeseburgers be incorporated into a fight camp lifestyle?

>>711090
yes

Tabitha in the news again today https://twitter.com/IncelsCo/status/1665875274997682181

going to have a nap and see what new esoteric knowledge gets revealed to me

Hope he chokes on his cheeseburger and his tranny mum has to give him mouth to mouth and notices his death erection and then sucks him off and snowballs the cum with his actual mum

>>711094
Settle down, nuro.

Excited about the gym.

Fuck sake 10k...

I don't like being the only neet without a tranny.

I bet Bill has a better looking tranny than Weber.

>>711098
Sorry neet but sometimes life simply isn't fair.

>>711098
You're not, I don't have one either

>>711094
Are you still upset over Woolies?

>>711070
Very good

After having the koka noodles again I don't recommend them. At least not the beef ones.

>>711104
Thank you for trying them for us NEET. What didn't you like about them?

>>711104
I used to love maggi beef noodles with cheese

>>711106
>cheese
What was your brand?

are any neets lame enough to be interested in ufo crap and have been reading about this whistleblower stuff of the past few days?

Chog chib biggie

>>711107
I thought it was bega shredded cheese

>>711108
I figure it is all a psyop.

>>711110
What was it really?

>>711108
>>711112

we'll show a video on it on womboflix in 10 minutes https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>711108
It's all a load of Project Bluebeam bullshit. If they actually have captured an intact craft capable of interstellar flight, then they have no way of understanding it. It would be like cavemen looking at printed circuit boards and trying to figure it out.

>>711101
You have each other.

>>711111
Thanks Wizzo.

>>711108
Nothing recent but the US has been working (submitted to) with them since the 50s.
Theyre complicit with the abductions and adrenochrome farming.
All technology since them has been ET.

>>711118
>All technology since them has been ET.
So why is it so far behind then?

>>711115
They've reverse engineered part of it. Cern is as far as they've got.
Noone wants you to look into the propeties of ionised mercury.
Liquid torque.

>>711119
Because its reverse engineered by boongs.

>>711119
behind who?

>>711122
So aliens travel X light years here yet we haven't got an FTL drive

Get in here neets, John Michael Godier is garn give us the truth behind the UAP phenomena https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>711123
not sure

>>711105
The sauce had a slightly rubbery flavour if that makes sense. The powdered seasoning is unremarkable. The noodles themselves are fine but not really any better than just Maggi ones. I'll be going back to Maggi noodles.

>>711126
Do you remember when maggi tried to make their noodles healthy? They tasted horrible.

if they had a whole ship, why didn't they just put their stack hats on and get inside and start pushing buttons

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/ukraine-ukrainian-accuses-russia-of-major-dam-explosion-near-kherson-prompting-mass-evacuations/news-story/fda4feee8229313da5c940dbbb7bdb11
lol i hope they all drown

so some american intelligence officer has filed a document saying they have alien materials and that's it?

>>711130
yeah and they haven't jailed or killed him, so he's just having his last 5 minutes of fame

let him on tv and then do the heart attack gun while he talking to that nugget oprah

Got on the express train by mistake. Going to miss my stop. Woe.

>>711128
If there are buttons.

>>711134
Maybe it is all controlled rectally?

Got trapped on the express train of substance abuse, extreme social isolation, unemployment and internet addiction by mistake. Going to miss out on my life. Woe.

>>711135
You mean like that gyro-bycicle from South Park?

Mummybot said she wants me to go and see someone about my drinking problem. I said no.

>>711136
iktfn

>>711094
Which neet made this post?

>>711140
me

It's pretty funny the guy who invented the Z80 has the surname Faggin

>>711139
>I said no.
based

i'm thinking about big boobies

I fucked up and had a wank.

>>711145
fucken wanker

>>711146
I bring great shame to my famiry.

I am watching Death Note Japanese cartoon.

>>711148
You should be watching Kung Fury https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fury

>>711150
because the previous thread is finished

The cumdies that I'm wearing smell after last nights binge. Need a shower

>>710940
kek

>>711152
Vile.

>>710935
>>710942
Peek-a-boo!

>>711148
Because Olive suggested it?

>>711150
>>711153
>>711155
SlowNEET

I last showered on the 29th

>>711158
no wait lol the 22nd

actually it was the 21st, I went to somebody's office on the 22nd thinking the shower the previous morning was enough

>>710987
kek

>>711158
of what year?

>>711111
Thanks Wizzy.

>>711133
You'll whizz right by it.

>>711139
Did you tell her it's not real?

>>711157
Yes.

>>711164
More evidence to support >>710937

>>711168
Thats just a boomer mong taking the bait

>>711170
The ABC's Offical Gay Boomer Voting Expert Mong

why am still not banned

>>711169
kek

>>711170
There is some that is fake, but there are real ones

>>711172
You're not real.

>>711172
Close the tab.

CLOSE THE TAB

Post a nugget.

On the piss. Lost all desire to be productive.

>>711180
Oh no

>>711180
I knew that conference would mess her up.

>>711181
No wonder the neets have been so rude today.

>>711180
This will do

>>711183
WooliesNEET has been in quite the mood

>>711185
shut the fuck up

>>711186
:)

>>711187
you're a coon, you're a nigga

>>711188
:(

>>711188
>>711189
You two should make up over a sweetie

>>711015
I seriously doubt they would bust out the CCTV footage because some sooky spastic complained about not being offered his receipt.

>>711190
I'm not fighting with him. He's just in a grumpy mood.

>>711191
Wasn't there another NEET that used to bring up camera footage?

>>711193
WomboSec was heavily involved in the snooping business back then.

The nіgger wordfilter is awful. It should filter it to Cruisey's in-laws, not nugget.

>>711191
It's not the receipt, he fucking shouted at me, the dirty terrorist cunt

>>711196
And all you did was have a sook over the internet?

>>711185
At least he didn't get into a fight.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12162619/Woolworths-brawl-Wild-moment-mum-hands-baby.html

Gonna keep replying to their shit until they either sack him, give me free stuff, or ban me

>>711199
They will just stop replying to you.

>>711200
That's alright, the local manager is across it now, so I can always go and ask to have a face to face with him and the paedo terrorist

I want a gook gf.

>>711201
You should say you're Jewish and that he made an anti-semetic remark towards you.

also the other guy at work got his ndis worker check turned around in 3 days, so I'm definitely on a watch list with those three weeks and that shit about the ACIC

>>711203
I'll have to remember that for next time. You could shoah half their staff with that sort of thing.

>>711202
Gook night. Sleep tight.

>>711204
They're snooping on you.

>>711206
What happened to gook night?

>>711207
they're snooping on all of you

Got an erection. Seven days since I last wanked. Increasingly tempted.

>>711209
They wont find me cause I'm behind three closets and four skeletons.

>>711210
Give the one handed sausage salute.

>>711208
Probably like Karen, deda.

>>711209
There is a lot of trash to filter through

>>711215
Well selected tik tok.

>>711214
>Karen
He's asked to see the Woolworths manager.

Falling asleep. Need to finish this bottle.

Women hate me because I'm rapey.

Women love me because I send passive-aggressive emails to pajeet at Woolworths.

Where do you fellas get your movies now?

>>711218
Good night NEET.

>>711221
Moofie night.

i better be banned when i wake up

>>711224
you wont be, bitch

>>711224
💀

lonely

>>711227
Get a bird.

>>711224
Close the tab.

>>711224
You're not going anywhere.

fucken am so

fear I've damaged my brain from years of medications and bad sleep

Garn sleep.

watching qts on youtube

>>711233
Good night.

>>711231
close the tab.

>>711236
already have stupid

>>711233
night

are neets into skincare? After watching all these girls put stuff on their skin in the morning, I'm wondering if I can get better, younger looking skin

Man get a railroad spike through the frontal lobe and start actin different

>>711239
hi i'm tech fiona
install gentoo and check out my faggot youtube skincare channel

henlo

>>711239
I've started using a moisturiser for my face and hands

>>711239
Bad skin, yellow teeth, grey hair. A NEET must accept these things and not fight against them.

Webby will never get accepted into the NSN 😩

>>711221
I use the search function on qbittorrent.

I keep wondering if all the shit these girls put on their skin and eyes is safe, especially as they don't test it on animals

>>711245
they all just suck each other off and inform on each other to the police in exchange for never being jailed for anything

>>711247
>especially as they don't test it on animals
you literally missed the 80s where all they did was complain about rabbits having full sets of face makeup and being locked in cages

>>711239
I wash my face twice a day. I apply a moisturising sunscreen in the morning, and a straight moisturiser in the evening.

Most neets missed the 80s.

>>711251
also the ozone layer had massive holes and we were all going to die and then they forgot about that and swept it under the rug

Is nuro still posting here or am I just paranoid?

>>711250
I never use sunscreen during winter. Am I making a terrible mistake?

>>711253
You and the other NEETs really need to stop talking about him.

>>711254
Maybe. I always use it when I am going outside. Even on overcast days. FRM says it is good practice and she is really into that stuff.

if you have oily skin, sunscreen is just going to make it worse

Also women put all this shit on their skin and then look like they're in their late 50s by they're 26

Boongs don't need sunscreen.

>>711258
Heavy drinking, lots of time in the sun, make up etc.
Using sunscreen and a moisturiser is not bad practice you mong.

I need to earn my release from this universe.

>>711259
racist

i'm more racister than you

Is 10k unironically a boong and can he get the rest of us approved for boongbux?

>>711264
He doesn't post here any more.

We are all unironically boongs here.

I'm not.

>>711267
Tone?

I sabotaged the Belt and Road Initiative.

>>711267
Yes you are.

>>711270
Nuh uh

>>711271
Do they make them in 5XL?

>>711273
yeh

I sent a NEET to Somalia once.

Ah G'day Bill, how they treatin’ you, come an' have yourself a goon,
We all feel better when you're around so drag yourself up here,
You're never on the bite and you're never a skite,
you're as dinkum as can be,
You're a good mate Bill, and I'm tellin' you, you can have this one on me.
/ausneets/ needs more men like Bill to lift us up once more,
An' our comradeship an' will to win has crumbled on the floor,
Our 'Fair Go, mate' s gone out the gate, we no longer seem to care,
Should the likes of Bill ever meet with you I reckon you will declare.
And you’ll say "G'day Bill, how they treatin’ you, come an' have yourself a goon,
We all feel better when you're around so drag yourself up here,
You're never on the bite and you're never a skite,
you're as dinkum as can be,
You're a good mate Bill, and I'm tellin' you, you can have this one on me;
Ah, You're a good mate Bill, and I'm tellin' you, you can have this one on me."

Gonna shit.

>>711277
Very well done.

>>711278
Liquid?

I really want to write a novel or something but my mind is completely blank in terms of a premise or anything.

>>711281
Write about your own life. The NEET experience.

>>711282
The Richard Matheson approach.

>>711281
Write about what you know.

the shit has been shat

>>711286
Poo on the toilet seat?

>>711286
You are half the neet you used to be.

>>711287
not this time
>>711288
it was a small shid

>>711287
>Poo on the toilet seat
A good title for the NEET novel.

>>711284
can you ban me for six months please

>>711291
Why?

don't go neet

>>711293
Needs a spoiler.

>>711295
i'll spoil you

>>711296
You always do with your smile.

>>711297
I don't smile.

>>711291
are we your only friends and social contacts?

>>711291
How about for a day?

>>711300
He was asking for six months before. Give him a week or so and then see if he wants more.

On the white power rock again

>>711302
>the white power rock
Cocaine or meth?

Goodnight neets. Need to do better tomorrow.

>>711305
Good night NEET.

>>710893
Thanks!

No, I prefer dark chocolate covered pretzels.

Have a blessed day Neets!

>>711305
Night fella.

>>711307
>dark chocolate covered pretzels.
That was a thing here. I don't see them anymore. But perhaps I just don't look for 'em, and ignore.

All those 'femcels' on crystal.cafe have boyfriends.
Greetings from Kazakhstan.

>>711310
Beautiful. Good night.

>>711309
What the fuck am I reading?

Theres a quote from the book of wisdom.

Last goon cup of the sack :(

>>711309
Most of them are men. Same as /girltalk/