>>712728
That's a man.

A terrible thread

Of course the South Australians are the simps for that attention whore

>>712728
Thank you for fresh thread!

Good morning and have a blessed day Neet Bros!

this thread bad

made too soon you dumb bitch

she's drinking jack and coke
she's getting a buzz before watching people drink drive
i am god's strongest drunk driver
i can't tell you

a terrible post you should be ashamed oliveneet

>>712752
Both the Olive neets are South Australian.

Keep hearing spooky noises

>>712786
Whizzed to death.

Good.
>Free-trade talks between Australia, EU stall over prosecco, parmesan, mozzarella, feta naming rights
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-11/free-trade-talks-stall-over-prosecco-parmesan-feta-naming-rights/102451712

Maybe the BO wants to try deleting the CP thread?

6 cups of black coffee so far today

>>712927
Just a mondster and a cup of coffee for me so far.

>>712925
I'd have thought BO would get copied on global reports, but obviously not.

>>712928
Weak.

>>712930
I shid bigger than you

>>712927
haven't drunk much coffee lately, and now I'm shaking after 3 coffees
truth to be told, it might be alcohol withdrawal

>>712728
>will we ever truly know
You just need to have a sniff. The nose knows.

>>712946
Our labrador used to do that to every woman he encountered.

>>712945
> [Romania]
>>712946
> [France]
>>712947
>attention seeking e-slut
Terrible thread.

every backyard should have a small section that you’re scared to go in

>>712951
only if you're a pussy

>>712817
Weber disobeying Motherbat: oh what harm is a few little sweets after dinner... motherbat needn't know
Weber 30 minutes later: ohhhh my tummy hurts, oh motherbat was right again..

>>712913
Very well drawn. lol

Got stuff to do today. Let us hope it is a productive day.

>>712956
It is 10:33 ACST, the day is half over

Master has given Dobby a cumsock!

>>712957
Not me it isn't. I don't wake up until about 10:30 am SA time and go to bed about 1 am.

>>712947
Handsome fella.

>>712958
You're a lift harry.

>>712947
Thanks for saving the second one. Wew, if I wasn't going to the gym tonight I'd have cum buckets by now. I love her hips.
She is really pretty in the first one too.

>>712927
6 cups here as well, plus a white mondster

>>712964
Excessive.

Make sure to have a bottle of sauv blanc to balance out the mongsters.

>>559474
Do you still stand by this statement?

>>712966
have several bottles

how many servings of fruit is a bottle of wine?

oliveneets are bad home neets

>>712968
Tranny.

>>712972
This is a pro tranny board. Monk's beloved Stepmum is one, and Weber has announced he is transitioning as well.

>>712973
>>712973
>Weber has announced
In the LTT video?

>>712975
>In the LTT video?
Yes and then he said here on the board that he wanted some programmer socks.

>>712976
Hot!

>>712977
That's what I thought too.

NEETs I don't like the police but I don't like derro scum that engage in crime and anti-social behaviour either.
How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?

>>712973
Dan has a tranny too at his Munno Para store.

Imagine the torment a kid called Daniel would go through if he became a tranny.

>>712979
>How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?
you don't
and never will
if you want to remain relatively sane, all you can do is to think about them separately
or better yet, not thinking about them at all

>>712983
Stole anything good lately?

>>712984
aside from you mom's virginity, I haven't stole anything lately
and I wouldn't go as far as to call it a good steal

>>712986
>lately
Do you think you're talking to Jesus or something you stupid fucking gypsy?

Gm, fight camp today fr fr

>>712968
based

>>712985
FUCKING BOZGOR
TRANSILVANIA WAS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE OURS

Maybe instead of a multi, monk could use his $5 for an orgy with gyppo's twelve sisters.

>>712990
This is a Magyar board m8. We love Hungarians and hate filthy melon sellers like you.

>>712991
Why would be pay double the usual price?

>>712987
my mad
*bad
*cum
>>712988
nice digits
idk

Weighing up having a wank to that deleted Olive video or attending NEET fight camp.

>>712993
They will have to retire after he is through with them.

Imagine a gypsy crossed with a boong.

I don't know why some NEETs find it necessary to make hostile and stupid posts to anyone they see with a different flag. But it really isn't acceptable.

Word Salad mentally ill NEET you are very close to being banned. I have warned you twice in the past and you seem to be getting worse. If you want to be banned just say so and I will ban you. Stop shitting up the board and filling the mod queue with pointless reports.

>>712998
Lighten up mate.

Behead those who insult Hungary.

>>712999
>>713000
noice trips
I want to kms because I was off by one
>>712997
it would be funny
>>712998
am I getting banned already?

>>713003
>am I getting banned already?
It's rushing to your defence.

Thinking about that NEET's Cetaphil.

>>713002
pic rel goes up your ass
>>713004
u w0t m8?
thank you! I'm a little drunk and I can't read properly

>>713006
Please do not swear, this is a family friendly Christian board.

Took Motherbat on a drive before lunch.
Got caught by a Police officer with a radar as I was driving along the river front at Goolwa for doing 58 in a 50 zone. Expiation notice was delivered via email before I was even home from lunch.

>>713008
>radar
laser

>>713008
Nordy weber.

>>713008
That is bad luck.
How much was the fine?
Demerit points?

>>713007
gotcha
let me rectify
>>713002
pic rel goes up your butt

>>713004
It seems we are back to the old ways of rules being inconsistently enforced. Rule 13 can be openly violated and we are just meant to accept it.

It just fell out of me.

>>713014
Sloppy?

Thinking I might put off neet fight camp again.

>>713011
He let me off with a caution after asking me how much I had to drink and when my last speeding offence was and going back to his car to check some things. He couldn't breatho me as his device needed to be calibrated or something. The expiation notice says $0 .

>>713015
Yeah, luckily I made it to the toilet in time.

he called me mentally ill as if he's a beacon of mental health

>>712974
Well memed.

Going to have steak and eggs after the gym tonight.

>>713020
thanks :)

>>713023
he is god's stronger drink driver

>>712989
Good afternoon NEET.

>fr fr
I look forward to the updates.

>>713017
That was good of him.

>>713005
Hot!

>>712979
I'm actually pro police, and think they should be more aggressive in confronting crime and derros

>>713008
>>713017
Lucky NEET.

>>713026
Yeah he was a good one.

>>713016
Real fight camp starts tomorrow?

>pro cop
The same queers that have been enforcing all the Covid and anti-white bullshit.

>>713021
>gym tonight
You're making me feel guilty.

Maybe the real fight club is the friends we made along the way.

>>713031
Maybe, that other neet talking about the gym makes me think maybe I should go and stop being such a boong.

>>713033
You can come with me tonight and watch me squat.

>>713034
Well bantered.

>>713035
>stop being such a boong.
The cum chair isn't going to get any less fragrant.

>>713035
I feel like there's at least three of us here that talk about going to the gym.

>>713032
Yep, those cunts wouldn't hesitate to shoot you dead if they were told to do it. They select for a very particular temperament and it is one of autistic obedience to the law. Part of why they are so keen on getting the women in is they will enforce whatever rules there are without asking why they exist or even understanding what they are.

>>713038
He's not the one with the cum chair.

>>713040
It sucks not having any respect for institutions I used to look up to as a kid.

>>713041
You need to hit the gym too, if you are not planning to do so already.

>>713043
I prefer hitting women.

>>713044
Do so at the gym.

>>713036
I haven't squatted in nearly a month but at least I deadlifted a fortnight ago.

God, nuro has paid for discord nitro.

>>713047
what's that?

>>713048
A premium subscription service that lets you put a spinny wheel around your avatar and use different emojis. I guess it is a better use of his money than getting a hacker to fuck with this site like he said he would.

>>713047
How would you know that?

>>713051
He dm'd me a while ago so I can see his profile.

>>713052
How did he know what your ID was?

>>713053
We were in the same server.

Weber slid into my DMs and made a vulgar remark once.

>>713052
Do you still talk to him? I was in his little poofter server with Tiffin for a little, before Tiffin went schizo at me then he blocked me and Nuro went NPC with looping responses.

>>713055
Hot!

>>713056
No. I told him it was unwise to persist in the shit stirring after beau's warning but he ignored it of course.
He is probably better off without the board. It seemed to be very stressful for him.

just dropped a rank fart

>>713058
>It seemed to be very stressful for him.
He doesn't have to worry about any of it anymore. RIP.

A necromancer managed to resurrect Nuro with his consciousness intact.

>>713061
Previously before the helicopter incident they did.

tomorrow is day 4 of taking the cabbage pill

i doubt think i can trust this fart brewing in me

Very conflicted about attending fight club today. Might just open a sauv blanc and get it over with.

>>713068
Stay strong. I'm struggling with the tax today. No more taxation in the future

>>713068
Have a drink

>>713069
I've given up already.
>>713070
Cheers noot.

>>713068
I got a pinot grigio from eye-tally for a change

Elon Musk's autopilot has killed more people than Ted Kaczynski.

>>713067
My bedroom still smells like last night's farts. I was worried I was going to shid the bed during the night.

>>713075
Pull the handbrake and hit both

>>712774
It's too early for you

>>713077
Good finds for the train enthusiast.

>>713008
That road is gay. Should be 100 between goolwa and victor.

>>713017
Sick

>>713076
Smart.

>>713080
This was Liverpool Road that runs on the river front, you big chungus.

Alright neets, avoided the bottle-o. On set to go to the gym tonight.

>>713077
Look like comfy reads.

>>713080
More or less used to be (with 60 in the main drag of Port Elliott and Middleton), but a bunch of fatalities eroded that over the years.

The cabbage has changed my body odour.

>>713087
I heard some girls whispering about how bad you smell.

>>713088
Good I hope they hated the smell.

>>713083
Well, you knew better.

Lost a client today. Put me in a right mood.

>>713086
Tourist cunts.

>>713089
kek

>>713091
Died or whizzed away?

>>713089
They said they'd rather suck on brussel sprouts than your balls

>>713094
Complaining about industry practices.
I said good luck with finding anyone apart from Mable who does less than a 2hr minimum engagement.
They went on about how NDIS said it can be as little as the client chose. I said fairwork makes me pay workers a minimum of 2hrs.

>>713095
I didn't give those sluts a choice.

>>713096
I hope you told them to fuck off and die and called them a cunt and said you will never take them back

>>713096
Give their email address to Weber.

>>713096
It is tough to deal with these unhappy and mentally ill people. They try and get a bit of power back in their powerless lives by doing stuff like that.

>>713096
>apart from Mable
is she hot?

>>713102
made me horny

i'm worried that some of you aren't antisemitic enough

>>713105
i could have taken more gooder ones

En route to the gym.

>>713107
I hope the other two are with you.

>>713107
Well done NEET.

>>713096
Based and power bossman played.

>>713107
I look forward to the update afterwards.

>>713096
>I said fairwork makes me pay workers a minimum of 2hrs.
Would this change if you used contractors?

in bed on laptop, going to try to sleep until midnight then i'll go to the gym

>>713113
>in bed on laptop
bedtop?

>>713114
yeah, a grumpy neet got grumpy at me for calling my laptop a bedtop once

>>713115
wasnt me

>>713070
thanks, I will
>>713071
cheers

>>713104
same

>>713117
you're iga

>>713112
Depends on what you meant by contractors.
If I send a worker to shift, I need to pay them 2hrs.
This can be avoided by having them go to two different clients, so billing each one 1 hr.
But.. if either client cancels, or moves their times then I can only bill 1hr, but I'm still obligated to pay 2.
I pay $30 something an hour (+10.5% super, after tax) and can only bill $62.17. So having a worker there for 1 hr, will cost me to roster them there if I need to pay for 2.
The clause in question is from NDIA who state that a client can request a XX min shift (15min etc) and should only be billed for that. Which is easy for them to say because they don't need to deal with casual staffing issues.
Let's see them find a worker who will accept a 15min shift.

>>713120
Even if they did accept it, then I could get sued for breaching fairwork regulations.

>>713119
Likely.
IGA was smarter than nuro and had a less distinctive typing style.

>>713120
as gandalf said hate the game not the player harry

>>713123
Shockingly poorly bantered

I am surprised Olive is only 27, I thought she was already 27 and turning 28.

>>713125
your olive lore is poor

>>713110
They'll get the same from the other company they're with.
If they ask to come back when they realise I don't charge admin fees or establishment fees, and I am the cheapest option (apart from Mable/HireUp etc.. Which are all gay and hard to manage because theres no admin team and they're directly liable for their own requests), I think I'll tell them to get fucked.
They said I was rorting the system.
I'm following the system, which is a rort but I'm not doing anything underhanded or trying to milk it for more than its worth.
I bill what I get told I can bill and pay the workers about $8 ph above award.
And then this shit happens and I wonder why.

>>713123
That's basically what I told the client.

>>713128
based

>>713127
>They said I was rorting the system.
should have slapped that bitch out of its chair or crutches or whatever

Open the door
Get on the floor
Anal rape that Olive whore

>>713130
It has upset me deeply.
I've known these people through 3 companies and 5 years.

>>713133
They're mentally ill. Like children. Do not take it to heart.

>>713134
These ones aren't. They're elderly. Old mate had a mild spinal cord injury and his wife is a dotty old bat.

Garn go res the choof pipe. I've got less than half a bottle of goon and it's not doing anything.

>>713135
I think the costs in the system are so outrageous - the participant's money is sucked up for so little return - that you can't blame them for being unhappy.
Unfortunately you are the closest person they can reach to express their unhappiness, even though the way the system works is not your fault.
But it must be difficult for the participants seeing their NDIS money being raped.

put my socks back on
footsies were cold

How hard is it to get on the DSP permanently if there is nothing wrong with you?

>>713138
I'll give them a rub.

>>713135
You care too much about them in a professional context. Treat them like all the other mongs.

>>713139
You need to meet the impairment tables for the DSP somehow. This post >>712393 was good advice.

>>713137
I understand that and I agree with it.
If I could charge $25 ph, and pay $20 ph I would but it's all a joke and it stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing.
Deflate the dollar. Revert to the gold dinah. Houses for $50k and no incentive for foreign investment.

Fuck the Jews.

I have a strange tightness in my stomach.

Fucking hell neets, I forgot about the public holiday. I'm going to be out of food.

>>713144
Sleep tight.

>>713145
I told you yesterday.

>>713143
Well said.

>>713148
I know but that was yesterday so I forgot.

We need Cruisey to manage us. I wonder if he can get paid for it.

Really bad knotting my tumtums. Not good. Not sure what is going on.
Don't need to poo yet.
Probably caught something off that gypsy.

For the love of God I hope I die in my sleep tonight

>>713153
you cant reverse psychology god neet

>>713151
You guys trained me.

>>713151
minimum 2 hours

I reverse psychologised godNEET once.

>>713137
I mentioned Sisterbot's kid's "special" NDIS chairs that were billed at like $10,000 each and look like a $50 chair from Ikea.

will the chemist be open tomorrow?

>>713159
yeah some will

>>713143
>stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing
they are a good thing if you're a worker and haven't seen a real raise in living standards in a couple of decades
that's the reality in australia

Going to go for a walk to see if it helps with my stomach. I think it is cramping.

stupid old whore is dead so it doesn't deserve a holiday

>>713152
>Probably caught something off that gypsy.
I'm clean
>Don't need to poo yet.
don't defecate in your own mouth when you poop aussie
in europe we don't have that problem because we're not living upside down

>>713165
It's not her birthday.

For the holiday.

>>713156
No. That's wrong as well.
I want a legally enforceable amendment that says a worker can accept 30 min shifts and only get paid for that.
It would be a good deal with all the transport and med shifts that only take 15 mins, and you could do 3 (or more if they live together) in an hour.
I was told by an ex union boss guy that there was a "negotiable working hours" contract. Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break, as well as those 30 min shifts, if the worker agreed to it.
Instead of how I would do it now, which is two shifts with two workers because I'd get slogged overtime rates, if it was just one worker.
It works for some workers, and I've done it before. I didn't know it was illegal.. For two consenting adults with qualifications and clearances to agree on working conditions.
There was one worker at a previous company I worked at who did 60+ hr weeks and loved it. There wasn't any overtime, it was just a flat rate. The alternative was limiting her to 38, more like 35. So missing out an at least another grand. None of us got paid super either.. which is illegal but we were all told. Most of us anyway.
Negotiable working conditions isn't real.

>>713165
Fuck off you dog.

>>713160
That's why we need 30 min engagements, even 15 min would be enough.

takes me an hour to cum

I won $2.40 on my bet

Fun fact - Zulu was written by a journalist named John Prebble, base on a magazine article called 'Slaughter in the sun'. His son, Simon Prebble, is my favourite audiobook narrator, and I have 20+ audiobooks read by him. It's a small world. Womboflix will be streaming Zulu (1964) in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we will be playing some tasteful australian music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>713174
how much did you spend to win that?

>>713162
The cost of living has increased as well as devaluation. They're two different things though. Getting more money from work doesn't make things cheaper.
If I get made to pay workers more, I will increase the cost of my goods.

Potentially, that could work the other way.
Stop asking for more.
A house could cost less, but not if each person gets 70k to make my cardboard hut and the transport uber faggot has to be paid against some award that justifies $26+ph.

Minimum wage shouldn't apply for menial tasks.
Lolly pop council cunt doesn't deserve $46ph.
Everything costs way more than it should because people demand to be paid more than they're worth.
So we'll never be able to complete on a global market in anything but base resources, and that's just ours through luck.

eye contact is evil

>>713170
>Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break
Instructing an employee to work that long without a break would make you personally liable, if an employee killed a mong in an accident. You should never tell an employee not to take a break.

>>713177
>Lolly pop council cunt doesn't deserve $46ph.
shit I thought those guys were volunteers, how do I get that job?

>>713179
That rule also applies to passive shifts.
The workers already get around it by working for more than one employee.
I had one worker years ago that only slept at home two or three days a week and just did passives the rest of the time.

>>713091
That was careless, (You) are a bit of a silly sausage. were they white?
>>713175
Zulu means zero in affrikans, its supposed to be a bit of a rip on the bantu blacks because they have no concept of mathematics outside of one, two, three and many.

>>713180
Job agency, white card paid for and some 3 week course.
They're all fucking retarded. I saw one with a head tattoo the other day.

>>713183
Yes.
Zulu's aren't Bantu.

i am chaos incarnate

>>713185
that neet never said they were

>>713186
Youre a timid, controlled mouse.

>>713188
meow meow meow

watching a streamer

>>713192
a very low quality post, consider this a warning

what music do you like?

>>713193
>consider this a warning
Are you the BO?

>>713196
do i have the name tag thing? my warning is a different kind

>>713190
>The ancestors of the Zulu migrated from western Africa into southeastern Africa during the Bantu migrations from 2000 BC until the 15th century.
That's an appropriate frog.
What a dumb dumb.
I thought they were nilotic or.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-021-22207-y

Had to look up.
I thought they were 'khoe-san'
The gods must be crazy people.

gonna steal all that neet's socks, then he'll be really fucked

>>713197
Are you threatening me, you little bitch?

>>713194
You look like Janis Joplin

>>713200
yeah you're gonna have no socks tomorrow morning you motherfucker

>>713201
i'm honestly surprised she was only 27

>>713203
I thought she would be younger.

>>713204
Going by the pics I saw I thought she was in her 30s.

>>713202
Are you working with the underpants gnomes?

>>713204
She looks like zer without makeup.

Tiffin always goes for the losers.

Went for a walk. Helped a very small amount with my stomach. I hope it goes away before I need to lift.

Haven't eaten today

Olive is now 27. Hopefully she doesn't join the 27 club though.

>>713209
I wonder when he will be broadcasting on MoofieFlix next.

>>713211
Well done NEET. A fast will do you good.

>>713211
jealous

Can we watch this before the movie?

This

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vZLbDb8eW1c [Embed]

I've considered making Sundays my fast day.

>>713214
Drinking won't.

On an empty tummy I meant

>>713218
Sundays are traditionally a slow day

I want to abduct a NEET, make him do a 48 hour fast then leave a bag of goon in his cell. Then I'll just sit back and observe it.

>>713221
Traditionally a roast day

>>713223
I will never be able to afford a roast.

>>713223
The specials board at the Middleton Hotel had both roast pork and roast beef on it today.

I cooked rice earlier to have fried rice tomorrow.

Eating is only good when inebriated.

>>713227
Not true.

Might fast tomorrow. It will be tough going from six coffees to none but I reckon it is doable.

need to do a load of washing on the 15 minute setting, going to attempt nofap starting tomorrow

>>713229
if you have unsweetened black coffee then it won't break the fast

the coffee cup i use is big and requires three teaspoons worth of coffee to fill it up fully, so one cup equals the equivalent to three cups

>>713232
she needs to get culturally enriched by some browns

>>713233
How many mls is the cup capacity?

>>713234
I'm sure there's an article about congo dongo on her list somewhere

>>713235
i'm not a numbers person, i used my normal size cup and 3 lots of water form it fills up my big boy cup. the normal size cup takes 1tsp of coffee

>>713224
>>713226
$16 from the local.
Potato bake and roast pumpkin from the salad bar.
Sea food extender and pasta salad while you wait.
Some do soup too.
Big serving of fruit and jelly afterwards.

>>713239
bourgeoisie

>>713238
Your a big mug.

>>713241
am not

>>713232
I wish she would stop. It's good to see less of Nadia. They all need to go.

>>713239
Nanna food.

>>713244
nanna had some right ideas

>>713244
What does this even mean? You'd prefer to eat foreign dogslop?

>>713240
What are you going to cook tonight?
Bet it costs at least $10, and you have to do all the work.
I just had two wraps with salami, cheese, a pickled onion, cherry tomatoes and mustard. Going to need two more and they're shit compared to that roast from the pub. Costs close enough to that.

>>713244
Bread and butter pudding with sultanas

>>713247
la di da

>>713247
Not him, but we made two boig patties out of mince and seasoning and sliced up some salad stuff in the fridge and assembled it in toast

imagine being too lazy and incompetent to cook well then bragging about it

>>713248
that's some good shit right there

I shit me pants just to spite cruisey once.

>>713231
I'm out of coffee though and the shops are shut.

>>713253
NDIS toilet paper is $500/roll

I might just have to abuse Weber to help deal with the withdrawal.

>>713255
raid your neighbours

>>713255
do you have any chickory essence?

i need to brush my teeth, taking care of myself is so tiring

>>713251
A real just.

legs are still sore from the gym two nights ago

Ready.

>>713262
DOMS DeLuise

Dominated by Olive.

Get in here neets, the chimpout is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>713265
Tip-to-tip touch

had pitted cherries and custard for pudding

Client just called back and asked for the shifts to be reinstated.
Good thing I hadn't contacted the worker.

>>713269
Stand your ground and tell them to fuck off

>>713250
Can get a home made patty cheeseburger from a few pubs I know on the specials board.

>>713271
shit ones

>>713271
okay? what point are you trying to make?

she is trying to tell me i wont go fishin tomorrow

>>713274
I bet you don't.

>>713275
now shes yelling at me about shitting the bed which i havent even done

Cruisey needs fight camp. It would make him a tougher bossman.

>>713277
he needs to go back and do school again like in billy maddison

>>713277
Nature favours balance.
Fight Camp is for goobers who can't handle shit.

>>713276
You shouldn't have told her you thought you might.

Considering hungry jacks.

>>713276
How many chux have you wedged in?

>>713282
FOR THE LAST TIME: I DO NOT WEDGE CHUX IN MY CLEFT

What is about the best value thing on their menu? I'm craving some chips and some sort of hamburger.

>>713283
Tonight might need to be a three chux night. Just in case.

I saw Weber wedge chux in his cleft once.

>>713284
A hunger tamers is probably best bang for buck in terms of volume of food for dollars. Taste is another matter.

She's putting eggs out for "when you don't go fishing or don't catch a fish"

>>713285
I had a big shid this morning, so I'll be fine.

>>713269
That's good news.

>>713269
You didn't receive an apology though, did you?

>>713287
What is about in the middle on terms of taste vs value?

>>713292
A medium bacon deluxe combo is pretty good

Now she keeps saying "when you have your big plate of fish" and pissing herself laughing

>>713294
kek
Make sure she doesn't get any when you're cooking em up

>>713294
Tell her you'll catch a cold with her negative forecast.

>>713294
She is not.

Get a huge fish from a fish farm.

One of Cruisey's blind clients said "Morning ladies" after Weber reeled in a fish once.

gonna shit soon

>>713300
Not in this thread I hope.

>>713302
i would roll out of the way and then kick her

>>713301
did in toilet

>>713303
lol

>>713302
i'd rape her then piss on her

Monk are you going for the Blues or the Bombers?

gayfl

Wish I had a Japanese gf.

tomorrow will be day 4, i want to aim for 1/4 head of cabbage every day for a week

Weber just follows whichever team is currently at the top.
Absolute mercenary that man.

>>713309
The Japanese women I saw dressed nicely.

>>713312
They do tend to.

What team does webby go for anyway?

>>713314
whichever one is winning since he's a winner

coffeemaxing and taking the cabbagepill might not be a good combination

>>713315
Based. My old man was a saints supporter so I guess I am also.
It fits with me being a loser lol.

I have put myself to bed. She came and knocked on the door and said “if you need a shit during the night, get up” and walked off. She then came back and said “have you got a torch?”.

>>713314
I don’t really pay any attention to it, sorry. If the Crows or Port make the grand final and I have nothing better to do, I might put the tv on at low volume, but I make no guarantees.

>>713318
I think she's trying to mong you.

>>713318
Some very odd dynamics between the two of you. Does not sound healthy.