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NEET General #753 - Wedding Karate Edition NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No. 767149
Have you NEETs ever taken advantage of the open bar at a wedding and ended up doing your karate routine in front of everyone at the reception?

Old Thread: >>766135


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.767157 del
Hello pedophiles! Where you fuck little girs in australasia?
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.767191 del
SA BEST A


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.767194 del
Good thread, NEET. Correctly numbered, formatted, and linked.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.767195 del
time to cruise


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.767196 del
>>767149
This is a good thread.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.767197 del
>>767195
PUSSY PATROL


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.767198 del
>>767149
I have taken advantage of many an open bar, but I have not performed a kata in front of wedding guests.
I have been in pub fights.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.767199 del
>>767157
You forgot to change your flag again


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.767200 del
Do u want to fuck little grils like allah ibn solomon?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.767201 del
I don't like driving at night.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.767202 del
>>767201
Do you have night blindness, or are you just more apprehensive?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.767203 del
U can go to israel and fuck little gris like rabby


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.767204 del
>>767202
You can't see boongs in the dark.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.767205 del
>>767204
You can if you make 'em laff


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.767206 del
Can boongs fuck little grils?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.767208 del
Do you NEETs have rizz?
I don't know what it is, I think it is one of those zoomer words.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.767209 del
Why this site is so pedo?
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.767210 del
>>767208
The NEETs do not have rizz.
>>767209
Because we have a mentally ill man who will do anything for attention here.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.767211 del
>>767210
Will this man fuck little grils?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.767212 del
>>767211
This would be more believable if you didn't keep forgetting the Australian flag.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.767213 del
>>767212
Just ignore him.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.767214 del
>>767212
U want to fuck little gril?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.767215 del
>>767212
It’s going to bite him in the proverbial at some point.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.767216 del
>>767215
The day he gets vanned I will buy all the NEETs a beer.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.767217 del
>>767201
I haven't been out at night in years.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.767219 del
>>767217
Smart.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.767220 del
>>767219
No good ever comes of it


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.767226 del
By I get to Motherbat’s tomorrow night, she will have started her surgical grade laxative preparation. Might need to wear my respirator.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.767227 del
>>767226
Ha, finally she gets her revenge on you.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.767228 del
>>767227
Thursday she has to have more and I have to drive her 90 minutes to the hospital. Going to put garbage bags and towels on her seat.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.767229 del
>>767228
Give her some chux.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.767230 del
>>767226
Fair warning that might be horrible, the laxatives I had to take before my bowel stuff were REALLY strong.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.767231 del
>>767230
Yeah the doctor said it’s pretty grim


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.767232 del
>>767231
It's good she's got you to help.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.767233 del
Bat poo mogging Weber


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.767234 del
>>767233
There is nowhere else on the internet that sentence would make sense.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.767235 del
The police copter has been flying very low around my area the last 10 minutes or so.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.767236 del
>>767235
They're searching for those boongs who knocked over Dan's.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.767237 del
>>767235
Hard drive in the microwave


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.767238 del
>>767236
Bottle shop staff in bad home areas should get combat pay.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.767239 del
Burned some more TV shows to DVD for Motherbat.
Might go to bed in a sec.
Night


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.767240 del
>>767239
G'night.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.767241 del
>>767235
go outside and moon them


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.767242 del
>>767239
That was good of you. Good night.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.767243 del
>>767237
I hope with two layers of paper towel.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.767244 del


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.767245 del
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how do I summon a possum to be my animal familiar?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.767246 del
>>767245
Leave out a warm garlic bread.


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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.767249 del
>>767245
That’s a terrified girl Possum with a babby


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.767250 del
2016 was a good year. The year of Trump and meme magic.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.767251 del
>>767250
Trump fucks little grills


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.767252 del
>>767251
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.767253 del
Do little grils play tennis


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.767255 del
>>767254
I still can't believe bet neet failed us. I will never forgive him for this.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.767256 del
Wtf. Got a bit weird in here. Smh


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.767257 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.767258 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.767259 del
>>767238
There are perks of the job no doubt


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.767260 del
>>767258
Night fella.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.767261 del
>>767258
G'night.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.767266 del
I really wish he would see a doctor and get some medication.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.767271 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.767280 del
Thinking about goon


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.767286 del
Damn Spam Bots.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.767303 del
>>767301
We have no control over /polru/ buddy


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.767304 del
Stop being a bum head


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.767310 del
Chanown make it
He will not stop


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.767317 del
These russian pedos are weird


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.767323 del
Mording
Woken by something going bump in the night


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.767324 del
>>767323
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.767325 del


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.767326 del
morning gentlemen


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.767327 del
>>767326
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.767328 del
If only we knew


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.767329 del
>>767322
>worst housing crisis in history
>Over the next five years, the Albanese government is planning on bringing in around 1.5 million migrants
Completely unrelated


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.767330 del
>>767329
I'm a little surprised at the amount of anti-immigration articles being published on mainstream news sites.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.767331 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.767332 del
>>767331
womboflix is not until tonight


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.767333 del
Woke up. Can't sleep properly after a week of not wanking.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.767334 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.767335 del
Low quality post.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.767336 del
So much poo in my bum I might need to rent another bum


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.767337 del
I like boobs.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.767338 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.767340 del
That last Olive got deleted.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.767341 del
>>767340
That's why we need to get them early. I not always available though, which is why I wasn't able to grab it until about 4.30pm yesterday.


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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.767343 del
>>767322
Oh well, at least your not vaxxed, right anon?


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.767344 del
might start injecting ozempic into my cock


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.767345 del
Real estate is coming over on a house inspection today. Might have shave.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.767346 del


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.767347 del
>>767345
Remember to shave your back sack and crack too. You never know where they're going to look.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.767348 del
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>>767345
I hope it's neat and tidy


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.767349 del
absolutely woed today


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.767350 del
>>767331
Beautiful. A little early though.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.767351 del
>>767349
All the more reason to get up and about.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.767352 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.767353 del
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>>767343
>>767352
It doesn't matter how red pilled you are about the vaxx, the jews taking the ukraine for their khazarian homeland, the invoice psyop, mass immigration &c.. If your not four fifths into a personal survival program then your effectively just a spectator inside a burning house. That what I hate about you NEETs, your retarded hubris that (You) know whats really going on with the shadow masters and the cave without ever wanting to get out.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.767354 del
>>767353
Can you shut up about this shit we've already got a faggot spamming the board over it.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.767355 del
Who is probably you anyway.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.767356 del
>>767354
just go to dans and buy some bags of goon to stuff in your ears retard.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.767357 del
>>767356
Mel should have done a racism on that Pajeet


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.767358 del
>>767356
Dress up in your clown suit and have a wank to 4chan retard.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.767359 del
Tiffy is all excited because he thinks he is in america again


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.767360 del
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White power isnt a meme retards. Just go wank to some cartoons and you'll soon forget all about me.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.767361 del
>>767360
It's a meme when it comes from a demented little wanker like you who talks in memes and lives in his imagination.
Fuck off back to 4chan with you.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.767362 del
Your the sort of faggot that gives Nazis a bad name.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.767363 del
Limitted myself to 20, so put a pineapple in.
Got the feature in the free games on the dollar bets.
Got to 160, then put 10 in a different machine. Good 10 mins of entertainment.
Thats 100 up spreadsheetneet


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.767364 del
>>767361
WEEEEEEEEEBBB


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.767365 del
>>767363
>so put a pineapple in
I fucking hate this term.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.767366 del
>>767365
I picked it up from you lot


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.767367 del
>>767366
>you lot
You mean Monk


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.767368 del
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NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.767369 del
Going to start limiting myself to six coffees and two mongsters.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.767370 del
>>767369
You should be able to do it.
I'm down to one mondster and one other mild caffeine drink (mountain jew, coke, etc) per day.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.767371 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Thk1A5Fm6o0 [Embed]


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.767372 del
>>767369
I had got mine down to 3 cups a day but I've been sliding in the other direction recently.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.767373 del
Time to go shopping, I've only been putting it off since monday.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.767374 del
Bleeding skip bin is still blocking the driveway


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.767375 del
>>767374
They are slack with picking those things up.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.767376 del
>>767375
Not sure why. They talk about ridiculous fees if they can't get to the bin when its due to be collected etc. Every other time they've been quick to grab it. One prick even rocked up about 4.30am once.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.767377 del
Bought a couple shirts and a jacket from the salvos.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.767378 del
>>767377
They often have some good stuff for relatively cheap.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.767379 del
Basically maccas


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.767380 del
>>767378
Theyre often almost the same price as new.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.767381 del
Hey BO can we install some custom javascript that bans cunts who post the same image more than once? It should ruin IGAY's life because he cant post his cringe endlessly.


NEET 11/07/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.767382 del
>>767381
I think there is a feature to only post the same pic once per thread but he had a bunch with one pixel changed.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.767383 del
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>>767382
He is dilligent in his cringeposting. Only TIGAD can stop it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.767384 del
Without Israel, the Saudis win.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.767385 del
Israelites aren’t even the chosen people. They are liars


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.767386 del
>>767385
They are the sons of Jacob.


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>>767385
still no real estate agent and I need to take a dump but I dont want to stink the place up in case she turns up before the stench dissipates.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.767388 del
Skip has gone.
Going to get Subway.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.767389 del
>>767387
Take your shit she's going to think you're disgusting anyway.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.767391 del
>>767387
Let it free, they will be impressed by your scent.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.767392 del
Bleep bloop blop. Who let the poltard cringelord out of its padded cell again?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.767393 del
There was chaos at the shops, the internet was out and they were only taking cash.
Quite glad it's still on here.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.767394 del
The sim card on my phone seems fucked. I don't even have reception for emergency calls. Would this indicate a hardware issue with it? When I get home I'll get my sim card pick and try taking it out to reseat it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.767395 del
>>767381
If we can extend it to filter out the same bike pics posted again and again then maybe manuro will off itself also.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.767396 del
>>767395
If we could also filter out the videos of american execs showing off their favourite tough guy costume it would be nice too.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.767397 del
>>767394
My old phone would do that now and again and popping the sim card always fixed it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.767398 del
>>767394
Optus is down even 000, 112 calls won't work, pulling your sim out you should be able to make emergency call.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.767399 del
>>767398
Oh fuck maybe that's what they were on about at the shops.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.767400 del
>>767394
better fix that anon, the ZOG needs it to track you.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.767401 del
>anon
He doesn't know where he's posting or what country he lives in
Fucking kek


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.767402 del
>>767399
112 for emergencies will work if there is another carrier providing service nearby.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.767403 del
>>767388
One cookie please.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.767404 del
>>767398
Ahh, well I'm with them so that is probably it. Cheers noot.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.767405 del
I thought my provider uses optus but mines all working.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.767406 del
>>767342
I felt this image.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.767407 del
>>767398
lmao
pajeet fucked up big time


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.767408 del
>>767407
Trust the needful.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.767409 del
>>767408
Sir Sir Sir i am not talking to you Sir because I cannot hear you Sir
Please to be speaking louder


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.767410 del
got my warm subway (chicken classic) and fucken boss phoned me as I was leaving so I pulled over and he went on and on and on about shit until my sandwich was cold when I got home


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.767411 del
>>767409
I wonder if they somehow trashed the service/number database. Routing and shit would be fixed sooner than this.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.767412 del
Would have been *chef kissy fingers* if this had happened yesterday before and during the Shitbourne Cup.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.767413 del
>>767411
Nobody seems to be mentioning a cause in any of the news articles


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.767414 del
Still not here. Now its time for my 2 hour long lunch break.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.767415 del
>“The team has tried a number of parts of restoration. So far, we have not had the results that we have hoped for,” Bayer Rosmarin said.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.767416 del
>>767415
>So far, we have not had the results that we have hoped for
bloody banchood bitch fuck you bloody


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.767417 del
>>767416
Sir Sir we are trying a number of parts of restoration Sir please do not to be speking that way


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.767418 del
Hey monk I tried uploading the theme again. This time I used the user/pass you gave me. I tried on the domain and the IP. It says "Failed to connect to FTP Server dilettante.au/:21"


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.767419 del
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Optus has released a statement on the current outage


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.767420 del
>>767410
That's nice dear.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.767421 del
>>767420
he started by mentioning I didn't pick up his 6.40pm call last night or return it
i just said "yes"


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.767422 del
>>767408
Sir cannot fix network because network is down


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.767423 del
>>767411
Should have just eaten it while you talked.


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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.767426 del
Isn't Gladys looking after Optus now?


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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.767428 del
I bet it turns out a Possum made a nest in some cables.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.767429 del
Qantas and Optus have made good arguments this past week or two for forced nationalisation of critical industry.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.767430 del
>>767429
You think our politicains would do a better job?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.767431 del
>>767430
Not directly, but they could mandate jail time for people responsible for failures like this once it was under government control.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.767432 del
>An Optus source, who did not wish to be named because they were not authorised to speak publicly, said a BGP prefix flood from a peer was likely causing the issues on the telco’s core network.
Does this mean anything real?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.767433 del
>>767432
That could certainly melt their network, but it wouldn't take 8 hours and counting to resolve.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.767434 del
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At least NK has emergency service.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.767435 del
>>767428
I would believe that.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.767436 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.767437 del
fucking optus has become so pajeeted they can't even keep the phones on


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.767438 del
>>767433
What does it actually mean? Like more data being allowed through than they could handle at once?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.767439 del
I'm glad I fucking switched from optus internet to someone cheaper last year.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.767440 del
>>767438
BGP peers share routing information with each other in the form of prefix advertising. A prefix is a subnet plus a list of AS numbers which say which ASNs traffic has to pass through to get to that subnet.
Routers can only hold so many table entries, so if there is a flood of bullshit/unneccesary advertisements, important routes can get dropped or changed.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.767441 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.767442 del
>>767440
is it something caused by accident or by some sort of bad actor?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.767443 del
>>767441
can we replace the 'yes' with 'anal'


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.767444 del
>>767442
The articles are all stressing very hard that it wasn't a cyber attack so it probably was.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.767445 del
>>767442
Could be either, but more likely to be an accident. Filters are usually set up on BGP routers to restrict the updates they care about and from where, but Pajeet might have done something dumb.
Bad actors have occasionally manipulated BGP to route traffic through a router under their own control though.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.767446 del
>We have no idea what caused it but we know for sure it wasn't a cyber attack


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.767447 del
>>767434
Be nice, he's new.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.767448 del
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>>767445
diversity is once again our strength


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.767449 del
>>767438
>more data being allowed through than they could handle at once

clogger.jpg


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.767450 del
>>767447
He is lulling them into a false sense of security.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.767451 del
monk fucked up blogneets website and took down all of optus.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.767452 del
>>767451
>monk fucked up blogneets website
I really hope he sorts that out today. That is basic bitch IT stuff.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.767453 del
off to the desk whizzers and then on to see Sweetie


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.767454 del
>>767451
Shit could this be MonkNET awakening?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.767455 del
Tempted to give up on NNN.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.767457 del
.org and .gg are saying I'm banned.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.767458 del
>>767457
Nordy.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.767459 del
>>767455
Only 22 more days to go.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.767460 del
don't feel like doing anything


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.767461 del
>>767460
Get a job at optus


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.767462 del
>>767453
Have a good day neet.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.767463 del
It gets me rock hard seeing girls at uni take their shoes off when they sit down.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.767464 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.767465 del
>>767463
Good thing you live in a hovel and don't go to uni then.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.767466 del
>>767454
>monk procrastinating so hard about the blog that he took down optus instead


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.767467 del
>>767443
Optus should be replaced with anal
>Yes Anal


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.767468 del
Blog will be fixed ASAP. I’m at Maccas to get online. Just gonna cruise all day until the network is back.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.767469 del
>>767456
A good one we haven't had for a whilr without that deletion issue.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.767470 del
>>767468
Get McCrispy. I had it for lunch. It was messy but nice. They should put it together better.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.767471 del
>>767468
It's never getting finished


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.767472 del
>>767469
What issue?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.767473 del
>>767468
Thankyou based monk


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.767474 del
>>767472
Every time I opened them in the morning. I kept receiving an error that it didn't exists or has been deleted. I couldn't experience them at all.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.767475 del
>>767471
1 day into production, already 1 month behind schedule


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.767476 del
Really need to get my shit together


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.767477 del
>>767456
Sing some Elvis (Prexley)


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.767478 del
Get to the desk whizzers and some cunt has stolen the keyboard and mouse off my docking station


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.767479 del
>>767478
I took it because mine got kinda sticky after the boong porn and goon binge over the last week.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.767480 del
I might have accidentally left some Nazi ornaments out when the inspectors came to install bugs in my house.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.767481 del
Me phone is back working. Was a tough morning no interent.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.767482 del
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>>767465
I'm right here big boy.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.767483 del
might go grab a cream lamington from the bakery, you neets want anything?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.767484 del
>>767478
How big is your dock?
You're lucky they didn't take that


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.767485 del
>>767482
is that nuro's before bedtime reading?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.767486 del
>>767483
A steak and mushroom pie and a berlina


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.767487 del
>>767484
inches or centimeters?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.767488 del
>>767363
Well done.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.767489 del
We are back (maybe), albeit with weak 3G.

>>767470
I had one yesterday, and didn't drop it. They need to put the sauce on properly, but its probably my new go-to dolans meal.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.767490 del
>>767482
30kg of the green books please.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.767491 del
>>767489
My phone says 3g but it's not loading anything.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.767492 del
>>767482
You tell those young dumb bitches to keep their shoes ON at all times while in teh classrooms, this ain't no fucking sorority house!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.767493 del
>>767491
They’re probably prioritising voice and sms services and will sort internet last. It probably also doesn’t help x million Optus phones have suddenly come alive at the same time either


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.767494 del
>>767463
I bet you're into femdom too, you sicko


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.767495 del
>>767484
Stole some other prick’s keyboard. Still don’t have a mouse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.767496 del
>>767495
Based.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.767498 del
He's having conversations with himself again.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.767499 del
>>767497
One serving please.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.767500 del
>>767480
CRINGE


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.767501 del
>>767495
Are you doing the bleeps without a mouse?
Has anyone commented


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.767502 del
Webby is the master of the bleeps.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.767503 del
Webby embraced the vim philosophy.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.767504 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.767505 del
>>767501
I'm using the trackpad on the laptop, but it is pissing me off.
Nobody has commented as nobody talks to me here.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.767506 del
>>767505
Borrow a paper pushers mouse. They don't need it and you know it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.767507 del
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Sorry faget I couldnt hear you I was doing Aryan shit.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.767508 del
>>767507
What's the thing on the right?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.767509 del
>>767507
Shouldn't it be Naxi?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.767510 del
>>767506
I just took a piss and then took somebody elses mouse on my way back (without having washed my hands)


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.767511 del
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I remember these being a pain in the arse to disconnect if the screws were tight enough. Zoomers have it too easy with USB ports.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.767512 del
>>767508
Anal bead mosaic


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.767513 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.767514 del
blogNEET can you show me exactly what you're putting in these fields.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.767515 del
Today is reminding me of dial up porn


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.767516 del
>>767515
Imagine having to call Monk on your landline phone and go through your Trumpet Winsock configuration line by line with him


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.767517 del
>>767516
He'd prefer to put a floppy disk with a working configuration on it in the post tomorrow or the day after.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.767518 del
>>767514
I don't know if this is monk but i'm going to email monk the details.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.767519 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.767520 del
>>767518
Neither of you should be posting screenshots with usernames and IPs here. You've seen teh schitzo dickhead posts here in the last 72 hours. Use the same email addresses you used to first establish comms with each other.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.767521 del
>>767520
Yeah I fucked up and left my email in there.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.767522 del
>>767510

you have been around pajeet too long, you are adopting his ways


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.767523 del
>>767510
Based.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.767524 del
Monk did it! the blog is now working


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.767525 del
Take that weber, you keyboard thief victim triple nigger faggot cunt!!! BGP flood your arse!!!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.767526 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.767527 del
What's teh worst someone could do with a random throwaway email anyway?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.767528 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.767529 del
Nuro posted his email here for some reason.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.767530 del
>>767529
nuro does nothing without a reason. The silver fox is toying with us, manipulating us


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.767531 del
Is there a section of uni libraries with pop-up books?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.767532 del
>>767528
>wondering what will happen if I do a reverse search for this


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.767533 del
>>767532
Optus will fall over again.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.767534 del
>>767533
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/optus-outage-caused-by-fault-no-indication-of-cyber-attack-says-communications-minister-michelle-rowland/news-story/b487eeb2cea5c8be1cdd38c34ea883ca
>Federal Senator Sarah Hanson-Young slammed the outage a “disgrace” and said the Greens would be pushing for an inquiry into the telecommunications failure.
lol
imagine getting summoned to that senate enquiry and just replying to all of her questions with comments about getting fucked up the arse at uni in exchange for votes


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.767535 del
>>767530
Always smiling with a handsome grin down on us.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.767536 del
>>767505
You'd think a mong co would be more accommodating to a sperg. They're all so high and mighty.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.767537 del
A great life for some. Misery for others.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.767538 del
>>767529
It gets cold in the dunny, send him some love.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.767539 del
>>767538
Not when he's hosting a rave in there.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.767540 del
>>767538
I occasionally think of him when I drop a big sloppy one.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.767541 del
>>767534
Tone it down with the incel vibes, she's a strongk independent woman earning more money than you'll ever see in your life.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.767542 del
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post, >>>/rapport/47414


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.767543 del
>>767542
I'm not the only Debicki poster you mong. IGA posts her as well. Usually low res ones though.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.767544 del
>>767531
Flinders has a childrens area for parents I think. Maybe they'd have them there. Usually not though.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.767545 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IywxdKQYUDY [Embed]
Live police chase of a biker


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.767546 del
>>767545
nuro! no!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.767547 del
Thinking I might have a nap. Sleepy.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.767548 del
>>767546
They couldn't catch him and he would fine the police.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.767549 del
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>>767545
Not the ending I was hoping for


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.767550 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.767551 del
Wan is actually very cute and I'd like to smooch her


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.767552 del
>>767551
I thought her name was Wide Area Network WAN


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.767553 del
I spent an hour or so out in the sun cleaning up the backyard. Absolutely exhausted.
Too fat to expend energy like this.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.767554 del
>>767552
her first name is an acronym, but her surname is actually Wan


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.767555 del
I've had two feeds today already. Amazing what you can do when you wake up at 8am instead of 3pm.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.767556 del
I’m scared my real name will get doxxed on here. Luckily I used a shit fake name for the other account


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.767557 del
Whats the moofie tonight?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.767558 del
>>767556
Your secrets are safe with us NEET.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.767559 del
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Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.

Womboflix will be streaming some episodes from the adult superhero tv show Invincible tonight, at 7pm AEDT. Now's your chance to see if it really deserves the high ratings it's received.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.767560 del
>>767534
If the greens were in charge thered be no power let alone internet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.767561 del
Ate a lot of potato salad today. Good value


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.767562 del
>>767561
600g container?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.767563 del
>>767561
Oink oink.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.767564 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.767565 del
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Mummybot sent me a text saying "Monk, I am done with you." after I didn't reply to the 3 texts she has sent me in the last month. I blocked her. Christmas at the jetty.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.767566 del
>>767565
>I am done with you
Appalling thing for a parent to say to their child. Fuck her.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.767567 del
>>767565
What's your plan to expand Monk Consulting?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.767568 del
>>767565
> Christmas at the j
A neet meet up i think, I'll bring the prawns and bugs.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.767569 del
I'd be up for an SA neet up.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.767570 del
How much they getting paid?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GmRX7u4OO8o [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.767571 del
>>767567
Word of mouth. blogNEET will tell other potential bloggers of my services, and by end of financial year I'll be rolling in elbow pics.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.767572 del
>>767571
Can you help me set up OilyOlive.net ?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.767573 del
>>767571
bet you he doesn't have any friends and ausneets is his only social interaction


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.767574 del
>>767565
>jetty
Long walk?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.767575 del
>>767571
Smart.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.767576 del
>>767565
You can just feel her disappointment, mums are generally pretty tolerant but you must be some special kind of fuck up.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.767577 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.767578 del
>>767571
Where is this silly blog anyway?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.767579 del
>>767578
TiffinNET will launch soon.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.767580 del
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>>767510
I'd think twice about using someone elses peripherals


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.767581 del
Monk is a fuck-up but mum needs to accept some responsibility for fucking him up.
She shouldn't act like she is a victim of his actions. It is the other way around.
Fuck her.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.767582 del
>>767574
Long cast

>>767576
>you must be some special kind of fuck up
Was that not evident from my 8 years of posting here?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.767583 del
>>767581
cope. You made your own decisions


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.767584 del
>>767578
http://dilettante.au/
Nothing on it yet. Soon I will post something interesting on it


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.767585 del
Going to go Christmas crabbing with Monk.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.767586 del
>>767583
We don't choose to be abused and neglected by our parents. And we don't choose to have the mental damage that creates.
Blow it out your arse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.767587 del
>>767586
Your just a lazy cope addict. KYS


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.767588 del
>>767585
just another couple of crabs in the bucket


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.767589 del
>>767587
Fuck you. don’t talk shit about monk he’s based


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.767590 del
>>767587
If you really believed that then you wouldn't be the mess that you are either. What a troll. Blow it out your arse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.767591 del
>>767587
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.767592 del
I will burn those warts off your dick while we are fishing too Monk. I will look up on YouTube to see how to do it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.767593 del
I will bring my mini blow torch.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.767594 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.767595 del
>>767592
Sounds a bit gay, but I'll be there to watch this >>767593


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.767596 del
>>767589
>>767590
Monk's degeneracy is a line in the sand that the other neets can point to and say "at least I'm not thatbig a loser", hence they will rush to defend him or otherwise that line in the sand starts getting uncomfortably close.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.767597 del
>>767593
what does a neet have to do to get some cbt around here?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.767598 del
>>767596
Monk is just more open about his issues. There are NEETs here that keep filthy secrets, that don't share at all.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.767599 del
>>767596
My mother always said "if you haven't got something nice to say about someone, shut ya cake hole"


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.767600 del
>>767598
i never have any news to post


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.767601 del
>>767572
I will subscribe for research purposes
>>767593
Such a nice NEET.
>>767596
Monk is Monk and always will be Monk but I hope he gets better at it.
>>767598
I have a secret.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.767602 del
>>767596
At least he had a marketable skill. He’s smart


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.767603 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.767604 del
>>767599
My mother just said "shut the fuck up" but I guess it's much the same thing.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.767605 del
>>767601
>I have a secret.
We already know, we've been watching you for ages, you need to learn to close your curtains better.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.767606 del
>>767605
That's not a secret I only do THAT when I know you're watching.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.767607 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.767608 del
I want to see an oily Olive now.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.767609 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2aobKZ10gTU [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.767610 del
>>767609
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.767611 del
>>767584
You might want to look into using Lets Encrypt to serve the site over TLS, and updating Wordpress from 5.8.3 to 6.3.x (unless there is a reason to stick with v5).
There are also some things you can do to turn off user enumeration, Apollo Sinclair.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.767612 del
>>767611
Hi Apollo


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.767613 del
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Invincible will be on in 1 hour- https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.767614 del
For now though, just enjoy your blog and make a post or two.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.767615 del
>>767611
The Wombosec difference.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.767616 del
>>767584
you could make a first post about your experiences getting your blog set up, that might be of interest to at least some readers


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.767617 del
>>767615
He puts the beep in the beep boop


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.767618 del
>>767598
Every retard here eventually gets drunk and careless with their dirty secrets. Thats how my psycho analysis files on all you NEETs get filled in bit by bit. I know about wombo's gnome fetish and IGAY's attraction to minors. You have to be sober and careful to keep you privacy here, that precludes 6 of you straight away.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.767619 del
Had a chicken schnitzel and chips and gravy and two slices of bread and butter and a Bulla Neapolitan Cornetto thing. Having a bottle of Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon now.
Sweetie is alternating between shaking her head and letting it hang down. She is seeing the vet at 10.30 on Friday.
Motherbat's neighbour had to come and collect a bunch of bees who had decided to start a new colony in her backyard this morning.
She starts on the poo juice at 6pm apparently.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.767620 del
I still think optus crashing and Monk making the blog are connected somehow.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.767621 del
>>767616
>>767614
>>767611
I can’t do shit because Optus is down. Hopefully it’s up on Friday and I’ll put some posts up then.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.767622 del
>>767618
You live in a fantasy world though.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.767623 del
>>767619
Poor Sweetie. Would she let you get the tweezers in there to get the seed out?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.767624 del
>>767618
Do I have a big file?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.767625 del
>>767624
no you're somewhat boring.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.767626 del
>>767619
Poor Sweetie


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.767627 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.767628 del
>>767621
Don't stress, Fren.
With Wombosec, your arse is in good hands. We'll install your complimentary snorkel early next week.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.767629 del
>>767619
That sounds like a good feed.
Is she on the lax for 24 hours?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.767630 del
>>767618
what do your files show on me?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.767631 del
>>767624
Not any more. Monk accidentally deleted it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.767632 del
>>767630
Sexual degeneracy and food and alcohol consumption issues


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.767633 del
>>767629
I think she has to drink 1.5 litres of poo cordial tonight and another 1.5 litres of poo cordial tomorrow morning.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.767634 del
>>767624
it says you need to get a haircut and get a real job


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.767635 del
>>767619
Schnitzel sounds nice, you should make Motherbat an honorary pajeet for the day.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.767636 del
>>767623
She's a bit of a mong, so it would be risky for me to try it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.767637 del
>>767565
One day, probably soon, you'll see that as a spastic move.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.767638 del
>>767633
I hope it's not too nasty, good luck.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.767639 del
>>767638
I offered to help her drink it but she just laughed


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.767640 del
>>767628
Can you install an imageboard to run on my site too? I was gonna ask monk but I felt like I would be taking advantage of him


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.767641 del
Might tip the rest of this fuking goon out and get a carton of emus


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.767642 del
>>767641
>a carton of emus
share with us mob unna.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.767643 del
>>767639
Honestly mate it's horrible, after 30 minutes you start gurgling like a blocked drain and then you explode.
I swear I shat out bits of my soul.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.767644 del
>>767640
Yes, we could do that.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.767645 del
Blow that trauma out your arse


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.767646 del
>>767642
fukkin ay bro this tight arse woit dog cunt keepin is emus for hisself


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.767647 del
>>767584
Yeah nice try ASIO


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.767648 del
>>767647
Sloppy job Mossad


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.767649 del
>>767585
Send an email to nuro for post-crabbing ball-shaving tips!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.767650 del
>>767648
Mossad gave me a sloppy job for informing on Tiffo once.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.767651 del
Jesus fucking Christ in heaven this 3G connection is killing me. It’s literally agony.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.767652 del
>>767645
Go and engage in one of your trauma related dysfunctional behaviours and then blow that out your arse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.767653 del
>>767619
Good luck, hope she handles it okay.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.767654 del
>>767649
>ball-shaving tips!
Use that mini blow torch.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.767655 del
>>767649
I thought you shave your balls to get rid of crabs?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.767656 del
>>767653
I just hope the car makes it to flinders and back tomorrow. Fairly certain it is the torque converter that isn't (un)locking in a timely manner.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.767657 del
>>767656
Going up and down that hill won't be helping


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.767658 del
>>767656
How many kms has that car done?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.767659 del
>>767657
I took it easy going up Willunga hill. Just sat on about 75 and didn't attempt to force her up a gear just in case she got stuck.
Holden service notes say the gearbox is supposed to be refreshed at 150k but I'm pretty sure those shit cunts I've been seeing never did anything like that.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.767660 del
>>767658
193000


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.767661 del
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what's up with all those troll posts?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.767662 del
>>767659
define refreshed


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.767663 del
>>767618
>IGAY's attraction to minors
We gonna play that game again tiffo? The one where you always lose.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.767664 del
>>767662
They give the outside a wipe down with a dirty rag.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.767665 del
>>767662
I am guessing they mean a proper flush and inspection, and replacing clutch plates etc if required, not just dropping the pan and filter and putting a bottle of oil in.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.767666 del
>>767661
It's our crazy friends time of the month again he's been at it for days now.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.767667 del
>>767663
Stick to the tennis. No other games.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.767668 del
and then you challenge the mechanic and they say "we're not tranny specialists, it's on you to take the car to one"


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.767669 del
>>767665
you want to get a manual transmission, they are pretty low maintainacne


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.767670 del
>>767661
International Cruisey! Wazzzzzup?!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.767671 del
>>767669
True. Unfortunately they suck to drive in the burbs.


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>>767668
>we're not tranny specialists
Disturbing.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.767674 del
>>767669
>maintain acne
easily done as a neet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.767675 del
>>767674
sensiblechuckles.jpg


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>>767643
Even worse if it's a Thursday night.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.767677 del
poo cordial is a go


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.767678 del
All NEETs to Battle Stations!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.767679 del
>>767661
Hey neeto


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.767680 del
>>767611
I did offer that. Kind of concerning that the ubuntu repos for wordpress are so far behind.

>>767618
Dossier collection. Petabytes.

>>767637
I have the fridge meme support. I'm good.

>>767647
What if I just setup a blog for a future terrorist? I will be revealing these threads as proof of my innocence.

>>767663
Stick to the nags


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.767681 del
doesn't taste that bad
dunno what they're complaining about
just salty-sweet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.767682 del
>>767681
It's a trap.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.767683 del
>>767680
>ubuntu repos for wordpress are so far behind
you just turn on automatic updates inside the wordpress admin panel


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.767684 del
>>767682
I only had a small sip
She has to drink the cordial not me


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.767685 del
>>767680
I don't think any ausneets thread could be used as proof of innocence
If they read more than a few posts they will throw away the key


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.767686 del
>>767684
Don't blame us when you and Bat are fighting for the dunny


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.767687 del
>>767686
I'll shit in the front yard IDGAF


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.767688 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.767689 del
she just farted lol


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.767690 del
>>767689
Put a towel down.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.767691 del
It begins ...


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.767692 del
>>767690
Got a puppy training mat and a towel for the car tomorrow.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.767693 del
>>767622
You'll never get through to him.

The epitome of a lost cause.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.767694 del
For half a day I was smashing the to-do list. Cleaning up after myself as I went. Driving without music and thinking constructively. Appalled by the old porn collection on my external drive. Almost spoke to two religious guys giving out pamphlets and trying to convert people outside kmart. Reviewing my notes.
Now my brain is foggy and exhausted and jumping between tabs, between windows, between ideas, full of guilt from procrastination. Not one task ticked off since that 3G signal fell from the sky.

The hypertext transfer protocol and its consequences...


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.767695 del
>>767656
A smarter person would tow the commie with the vette.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.767696 del
>>767692
If she likes fruit juice or tea make sure she is stocked up she will want to rehydrate afterwards.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.767697 del
>>767667
Good advice.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.767698 del
>>767694
>Appalled by the old porn collection on my external drive
What was on there?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.767699 del
>>767694
Stop pissing about do one (1) task and call it a day.
That will be enough to quieten your brain.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.767700 del
>>767695
If her legs weren't fucked I'd have just driven the Vette.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.767701 del
>>767694
>For half a day I was smashing the to-do list.
You should be satisfied with that King. Small steps.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.767702 del
>>767695
He could weld them together into a supercar.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.767703 del
>>767665
>a proper flush
Manual or auto? Mr Kilmer has said many a time to never get an auto flushed, especially if it hasn't beenserviedc in a long time.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.767704 del
>>767703
It's an automatic.
Kilmer is a tosser.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.767705 del
>>767681
Semen?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.767706 del
>>767694
>The hypertext transfer protocol and its consequences...
The real question is what API are you?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.767707 del
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>>767676
Ready.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.767708 del
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>>767704
>Kilmer is a tosser


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.767709 del
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>>767707
As am I brother.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.767710 del
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Womboflix is on google now


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.767711 del
>>767704
RIP tranny


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.767712 del
>>767710
waboflex


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.767713 del
>>767712
I kind of want to see what they watch on waboflex now.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.767714 del
>>767709
Looking good.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.767715 del
I should qualify for DSP just for the PTSD suffered from V8 Commie auto-tranny limp mode.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.767716 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Invincible https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.767717 del
Hey remember when Tiffin posted about needing to take a cold shower after being around a teen female cousin (or it might have been a friend of family)?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.767718 del
>>767666
idk if you can be trusted with those digits
>>767670
I finished my shift, and I want to sleep (some more)


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.767719 del
>>767717
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.767720 del
>>767718
>I finished my shift, and I want to sleep (some more)
Such is the life of a wagie.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.767721 del
Yeah I do recall him posting pics of adolescent girls over on 16chan (now defunct), along with his good night posts. Deranged soab.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.767722 del
There's at least one screenshot of his behaviour. Can that NEET post it again please?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.767723 del
Live, laugh, and love Tennis.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.767724 del
Live, laugh, lay down suppressive fire.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.767725 del
Made too much and too wet bread mix and now the bread maker is fucked and the house is full of burned toast smoke.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.767726 del
>>767724
with the incinerators and fall back by squads


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.767727 del
>>767725
put garlic in it


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.767728 del
>>767725
Post pics please.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.767729 del
Dad is actually from a race of Space Nazis sent to conquer the Earth


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.767730 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.767731 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.767732 del
YouTube is terrible now. So many shills


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.767733 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.767734 del
>>767729
>space nazis
particularly ironic considering the original superman was a metaphor for being jewish


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.767736 del
ok, one little cruise, then its time to tackle the list


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.767737 del
Preemptive goal for 2024. Grow a beard as big as costa’s. Is that even possible in 1 year & 6 months?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.767738 del
>>767735
lol I just watch moofies.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.767739 del
>>767737
Not a costa beard but you'd have a serious beard


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.767740 del
>>767689
>>767691
Dun dun dun


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.767741 del
>>767739
My beard is currently about 1 inch long


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.767742 del
>>767740
She has had the whole amount and nothing has happened besides that fart...


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.767743 del
>>767742
Is there a time on the packet?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.767744 del
>>767743
Dunno. She has just gone to sit on the shitter.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.767745 del
and come out
and gone back


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.767746 del
>>767745
Honestly sounds like a pain in the arse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.767747 del
She probably has the gurgles


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.767748 del
>>767747
The sprays are horrible.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.767749 del
>>767735
But unlike the normies I'm just going to stop using YouTube.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.767750 del
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We can show more episodes of Invicible tomorrow night if any neets want to watch.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.767751 del
>>767749
I never watch anything political on youtube anyway


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These fucking kikes.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.767753 del
>>767750
I'd be keen.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.767754 del
>>767752
They shut it down!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.767755 del
>>767750
If I'm home from the hospital in time, sure.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.767756 del
>>767754
They'll be coming for the pineapple juice next.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.767757 del
>>767750
No thanks


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.767758 del
>>767752
You just can't make this shit up.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.767759 del
Feel awful. No energy.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.767760 del
Hot on Thursday. Wew.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.767761 del
took a piss outside and she trotted back into the toilet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.767762 del
>>767759
You look terrible too. Haggard and old. Yellow teeth.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.767763 del
>>767760
I meant Friday.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.767764 del
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>>767750
I don't know why but nearly all the story arcs are named after old sitcoms.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767765 del
>>767760
39 in lizbef on friday


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767766 del
>>767762
Horrible and nasty post.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767767 del
>>767751
The shilling covers everything though, there's nothing organic left


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767768 del
>>767765
Sweaty weber.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767769 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767770 del
>>767764
Being quirky I guess. All the Rick and Morty episode titles are puns on movie titles.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.767771 del
>>767768
poor lore


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.767772 del
>>767768
He will be in the cool zone.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.767773 del
>>767766
I'm sorry.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.767775 del
Weber has air conditioning the likes of which we can only dream.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.767777 del
>>767772
>>767775
i'll still be here at the beach


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.767779 del
Just fucking stop it you fucking poof
Why do you even pretend?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.767785 del
>>767737
I can't even grow a decent moustache. This is why I hate November. Only February is worse.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.767786 del
At this stage I think we should start gathering info on iga to give to the pedo squad


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.767787 del
I can grow an okay beard and mo but there is too much grey in them now. I can't have it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.767788 del
>>767771
Only if he is able to be away from his computer.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.767789 del
>>767725
Did you check it firxt for bugs?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.767790 del
>>767787
Yeah same mine makes me look 10 years older


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.767791 del
>>767786
>spam stops
>nuro starts
Oh okay.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.767792 del
>>767791
You've been doing it for two days now
Can't you go and fingerpaint in your own shit for a while or something?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.767796 del
>>767766
Ignore him, he vents his own misery on others.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.767798 del
>>767797
That knee was pretty brutal


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.767799 del
>>767777
You're tan enough Wizzy


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.767800 del
is there a moofie on tonight?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.767801 del
>>767777
Boong'n at the beach


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.767802 del
>>767791
It's either nuro or tiffin


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.767803 del
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>>767721
I remember in a photo or screenshot he had TOR running on the toshiba


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.767804 del
>>767802
Do you even remember how many times you have done exactly the same thing?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.767805 del
>>767802
its buro


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.767806 del
And now he does the bit where he replies to his posts from earlier on todays attempt to start shit


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.767807 del
Get a new script you boring pedo cunt


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.767808 del
Feel like buro at stumers.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.767809 del
All three should be banned.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.767810 del
Three mongsters today. Night.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.767811 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.767812 del
Tiffin is a good NEET and does not sperg out or troll like the other two.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.767813 del
>>767810
Good night NEET.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.767814 del
I find the hot weather tempts me to get into the sweet cold drinks again.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.767815 del
>>767809
Agreed.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.767816 del
>>767810
Good night.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.767817 del
might have a lie down shorlty


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.767818 del
>>767797
I prefer to watch bodycam footage of seppos taking down negroes/mexicans/white trash rednecks.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.767819 del
>>767814
I switch to fruit juice rather than coffee.
Don't know if that's better or worse but I drink more water too.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.767820 del
>>767818
what channel bro?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.767821 del
>>767818
Yeah.
If the cops brutalised Motherbat like this you'd be seeing me on the news.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.767822 del
>>767812
Now this is some top-tier trolling.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.767823 del
>>767818
Everyone gets brutalised these days, finally we have equality.


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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.767825 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.767826 del
>>767821
Based.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.767827 del
Possum held me down and kneed me in the side and tasered me once but I did eat a slice of garlic bread without asking.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.767828 del
Possum sodomised me with a garlic bread that I allowed to go stale once.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.767829 del
>>767828
You deserved that for wasting the garlic bread


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.767830 del
>>767829
The blood helped me get it down afterwards.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.767831 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.767832 del
>>767830
It was an act of kindness in the end.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.767833 del
>>767819
I drank two bottles of ginger beer, an imperial pint of green cordial, and an imperial pint of water just now. Resisted the urge to drink her 2 litre fruit juices so far.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.767834 del
>>767833
High fluid intake.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.767835 del
Tonight would've been a funny night for weber to clog the toilet.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.767836 del
>>767833
Well hydrated.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.767837 del
>>767834
Bertie Beetus


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.767838 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tpL4GaQNzrY [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.767839 del
>>767833
That's impressive.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.767840 del
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>>767835
We stand ready to assist.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.767841 del
Sometimes when I'm on the choof and it's hot weather fridge water will taste so good I chug down 2 or 3 litres.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.767842 del
Going to have some now actually


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.767843 del
Thinking about webbys ex banjer teacher.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.767844 del
I just had a thought. If mongs can get away with beating people because they are mongs an evil herder could direct their mong to bash certain people in exchange for money.
Organised mong crime.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.767845 del
>>767843
Unhelpful post.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.767846 del
>>767814
Iced teas and coffees are easy to make, but it's the motivation to make them that's hardest.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.767847 del
>>767846
A mate of mine used to freeze old bananas and in summer he would put them in a blender with milk and brown sugar, tasted like heaven.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.767848 del
>>767846
I don’t know if they still sell them but a couple of summers ago I had a jar of fruit tea infusion bag things that you just tossed in a water jug for 20 minutes in the fridge and then you could just drink it. They were nice.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.767849 del
Help me with polru mods, they delete all posts with jewish crimes in one live thread there - OBR
It lasts months, kike nest safespace must be broken
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.767850 del
Just fuck off


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.767851 del
Help me with polru mods, they delete all posts with jewish crimes in one live thread there - OBR
It lasts months, kike nest safespace must be broken


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.767852 del
Help me with polru mods, they delete all posts with jewish crimes in one live thread there - OBR
It lasts months, kike nest safespace must be broken


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.767853 del
Bout to sleep but ill post the discord screenshot of tiffin pledging to destroy this place tomorrow


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.767854 del
>>767853
You do that mate and then maybe you should take your pills.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.767855 del
want to slap a neets back.


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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.767857 del
>>767856
this neet can have a closed fist punch


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.767858 del
>>767857
At the NEET Commune we shall use him as a door.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.767859 del
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I would like to thank our staff for their efforts in the current day your work is appreciated, No homo.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.767860 del
>>767859
Good night NEET.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.767861 del
>>767858
as in gain entry to his bussy?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.767862 del
Had 4 coles brand jelly cups.
Trying to motivate myself to go to the gym but am busy being racist on reddit


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.767863 del
>>767862
>jelly cups.
Not something I have ever considered buying. Sort of food for primary school kids from bad homes.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.767864 del
>>767844
That used to happen at Wangaratta high school. We'd wind up mongs and set then loose at each other. They were really easy to convince that some other non-mong student had claimed to have fucked the mong's mother.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.767865 del
>>767863
Fucking la di da faggot who had his mum make aeroplane jelly overnight arent ya


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.767866 del
>>767863
Yes. I never had that crap thank God.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.767867 del
>>767865
She would and she'd put chopped up fruit in it.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.767868 del
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Have a Blessed and Happy Hump Day 🐪 NEETs!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.767869 del
>>767868
Thanks, fella.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.767870 del
hmm


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.767871 del
>>767720
I know
well, at least I can sleep and drink starting with 10 pm (I'm getting paid for it)
if it's weekend nobody gives a fuck about what I'm doing


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.767872 del
>>767868
>Happy Hump Day
what does that mean?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.767873 del
Tired.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.767874 del
>>767872
Hump day is Wednesday.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.767875 del
>>767874
what lead to wednesday being called hump day?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.767876 del
>>767875
It is in the middle of the work week. It is the difficult day as the last weekend was a while ago and you are tired but the next one is still a few days off.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.767879 del
Odilitime must delete polru and remade it with new board owner


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.767885 del
Odilitime must delete polru and remade it with new board owner


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.767890 del
>>767876
I see
thanks for the explanation


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.767891 del
fucking b0ts


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.767893 del
Is it easy to delete all of the spam posts or do you need to do them one by one? Do you have a delete-all-posts-vy-this-user button?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.767894 del
>>767893
It's minor inconvenience.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.767895 del
Webby shark doot doot doo doo


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.767896 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.767897 del
Is odilitime a jew?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.767898 del
>>767897
I don't think so. But Anglos almost are, so what's the difference?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.767899 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.767900 del
>>767898
Anglos are r1b - armenoids and r1a - celtic aryans


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.767901 del
>>767895
I had to get up to do a wee


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.767902 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/cattle-producer-colin-deveraux-bit-32m-crocodile-on-the-eyelid-after-it-attacked-him-in-a-swamp/news-story/86e98f6de6906d63ad7a3786e70f6d4b
>“Biggest problem was having to clear out all the bad bacteria [from the wound] ... so all of the billabong water full of mud, goose shit,duck shit, and crocodile teeth marks,” he said.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.767903 del
I have a little more patience, but kikes must be gased at all cost
I have no choice
If chan owner don't clean polru from kikes i will kill all this board with pedoposting and us, australian laws
I will send pedo screens in all special services and odilitime will go to jail and this site will shotdown.
Gas the kikes, or i will do this.
I have no choice.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.767904 del
Central processor!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.767905 del
Central pussycessor!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.767906 del
Cenclitoral pussycessor!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.767907 del
Pooque!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.767908 del
pepepopo


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.767909 del
I woke after only a couple of hours sleep and couldn't get back to sleep.
A common problem for me. Not good.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.767910 del
Mosquito has been biting me.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.767911 del
good morning neet gentlemen


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.767912 del
>>767911
Good morning.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.767913 del
>>767909
have some chamomile


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.767914 del
Goon morning!


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.767915 del
Should i go to sinagogue and gas the kikes?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.767916 del
Soap from jews is silky


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.767917 del
Jewwy shower gel with holocaust aroma


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.767918 del
What are we going to do when monk suicides and nobody is the BO?


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.767919 del
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>>767918
Monk is not going anywhere.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.767920 del
Nuro lives at Coolkid beach


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.767921 del
>>767919
>>767918

the terminal alcoholism downward spiral still has several years to run, he hasn't even been diagnosed with liver failure yet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.767922 del
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Also, I'm getting out of the crab bucket, and you fuckers can't stop me


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.767923 del
>>767921
He could easily last another decade or more.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.767924 del
>>767922
Good luck NEET. I won't try and stop you.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.767925 del
>>767922
NEET, you are the bucket.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.767926 del
FUCK IT FUCK IT IN A BUCKET
This was the first time I swore in front of my parents at about age 3


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.767927 del
>>767919
Fuck off Monk, Your a massive risk of suicide. Your own mother cut you loose because you are a terminal liability.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.767928 del
>>767927
Nasty post.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.767929 del
>>767927
Don't be a cunt.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.767930 del
>>767927
Nasty neet


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.767931 del


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.767932 del
Might do something today a bit maybe.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.767933 del
>>767932
You can do it NEET. I believe in you.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.767934 del
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>tfw encouraged


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.767935 del
Took the car through the car wash and filled up with petrol while Motherbat was doing some poos. Remembered to put the puppy training pad and a towel on the passenger seat.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.767936 del
might be a two mondster morning i think


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.767937 del
>>767935
Good luck to you both today. Thinking of you.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.767938 del
I sprayed the weeds, front and back. There were not that many this time, it pays to do it regularly. Keep them under control.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.767939 del
>>767937
Thank you, NEET.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.767940 del
>>767909
Iktfn. I haven't wanted in too long and it's keeping me up.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.767941 del
Not sure if I can be bothered shaving.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.767942 del
>>767940
*haven't wanked
Fucking phone. Need a laptop to bed post properly.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.767943 del
Having a can of Mother and a Violet Crumble


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.767944 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.767945 del
Not sure if I can be bothered saving.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.767946 del
we should raise money for the neet compound with an energy drink named motherbat


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.767947 del
>>767946
instead of caffeine it should have crushed up dexies in it


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.767948 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nRED-oVwhc8 [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.767949 del
Bat juice squirts


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.767950 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UWmHGjR3gWc [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.767951 del
>>767947
And goon and some of 10K's buds


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.767952 del
and a seroquel


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.767954 del
Thinking about Olive.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.767955 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.767956 del
That is a horrible photo of Debicki.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.767957 del
>>767954
You need to check her TikTok from 10am, NEET. I will not be able to it today.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.767958 del
>>767957
I know. Her posting times vary quite a bit. Sometimes as early as 10am, sometimes as late as 1pm.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.767959 del
>>767958
It's about 5pm over there now, so she must do her posting in the evenings. In between cooking dinner and servicing her husband.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.767960 del
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NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.767961 del
>>767960
Kek. I said the eeb was a bad idea. Notice how he has now gone from having one burrito to 'a couple'.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.767962 del
Thinking of getting nbn to my unit and exposing my jellyfin server to the web so I can watch shit anywhere.


NEET 11/08/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.767963 del
>>767962
>exposing my jellyfin server
Can they arrest you for that?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.767964 del
>>767963
They'd probably never find it. I imagine it would be the same penalty for exposing yourself in public


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.767965 del
hair cut, no longer look like a homeless person


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.767966 del
>>767962
Womboflix should provide all the movies a neet should be watching anyway. Neets should not be exposing thier vulnerable minds to anything that hasn't been approved by the womboflix movie selection committee.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.767967 del
>tfw woke up depressed and anxious


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.767968 del
Been having a play with my toy soldiers.
I've decided to use most of my old collection as spare parts for the new ones and to practice painting on till I get my skills back.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.767969 del
>>767965
You look very smart.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.767970 del
>>767968
Do you use a hand brush or a small air brush type thing.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.767971 del
>>767970
Hand brush


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.767972 del
>>767968
you should paint one each to look like a particular neet


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.767973 del
>>767970
does inhaling paint fumes damage your lungs?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.767974 del
>>767973
If it’s leaded paint it will give you brain damage


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.767975 del
>>767973
Acrylic paints are fairly safe.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.767976 del
Made it to hospital


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.767977 del
>>767976

do they have any qt nurses there? All the ones I've ever seen are overweight and middle aged


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.767978 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.767979 del
Beginning the cleaning rampage.
Washing done twice, dishes done once, about to start floors


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.767980 del
Supermarket had a reduced turkish bread for $1.50. Made pizza under the grill. Winning


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.767981 del
>>767980
what toppings?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.767982 del
>>767977
Yeah heaps. I posted a photo last time.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.767983 del
>>767979
You go neet.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.767984 del
>>767979
Rampage those floors.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.767985 del
>>767981
Tomato paste, cheese, mixed Italian herbs. Turkish bread burns easily under the grill so less is more


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.767986 del
>>767980

was it the big long garlic bread?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.767987 del
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Did someone say garlic bread?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.767988 del
Ham and cheese CROY-ZONT and a white power coffee.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.767989 del
>>767987
they're sooooooo cute. I just want to lather my gape in garlic butter and have them nibble it off


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.767990 del
Already had one mongster, craving a second.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.767991 del
>>767990
orally?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.767992 del
>>767990
Big webster?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.767993 del
>>767991
Yes, I'm not nuro so I don't shove stuff up my arse.
>>767992
I'm becoming more like him, yes.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.767994 del
>>767993
hey, it's not gay so long as you lube that can up first and moan the words 'no homo' each time you shove it in


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.767995 del
Are you a NEET hybrid?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.767996 del
They took Motherbat away and wouldn’t let me come with them.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.767997 del
Might go to sushi hub.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.767998 del
Clog their toilets in vengeance.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.767999 del
Are you at the Flinders one or Adelaide?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.768001 del
>>767999
Flinders Private


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.768002 del
>>767996
Do you know how long it will all take?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.768003 del
>>768002
About 3 hours apparently


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.768004 del
>>767992
I had a Monster, a Mother, and a large mug of coffee so far


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.768005 del
>>768003
We will entertain you while you wait.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.768006 del
>>767995
Pure IC


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.768007 del
>>768001
Top notch qts in that case.
I should've stayed at Flinders tbh.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.768008 del
Studies have shown that nurses are more likely to be into butt stuff than other women.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.768009 del
I saw a stick insect this mording


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.768010 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.768011 del
>>768005
It looks like I am entertaining you >>768009


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.768012 del
>>768011
I will admit to being mildly entertained.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.768013 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.768014 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.768015 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.768016 del
Kill the jews


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768017 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768018 del
Love the jews.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768019 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768020 del
Might try and pretend I’m the hospital boob inspector


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768021 del
Lovely lovely jews.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.768022 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.768023 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.768024 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.768025 del
>>768020
That could be entertaining.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.768026 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.768027 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.768028 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.768029 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.768030 del
>>768003
order in a feed and a bottle of wine.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.768031 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.768032 del
He puts in so much effort just to be a fuckwit.
Imagine if he put all that effort into not being a fuckwit.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.768033 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.768034 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.768035 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768036 del
>>768020
Two nice firm round ones please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768037 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768038 del
I should have brought my laptop and done some pair programming agile sprint with Monk


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768039 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768040 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.768041 del
>>768038
The hospital internet would crash.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768042 del
Not a very comfy gen.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768043 del
Kill the jews


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768044 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768045 del
Do big poos!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768046 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768047 del
>>768030
Once they know I am the boobs inspector I will be allowed in the doctors lounge. I bet it has all you can eat and drink like the Qantas Club.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768048 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.768049 del
Drink some booze!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.768050 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.768051 del
Clean my shoes!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.768052 del
Kill the jews!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.768053 del
>>768047
Doctors would get fancy snacks


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.768054 del
The musical chorus is a little repetitive


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.768055 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.768056 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.768057 del
>>768053
Bung fritz and vintage cheddar cubes on the freshest bbq shapes


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.768058 del
>>768055
You are meant to be pretending to be a mad russian pedophile at least stay in character.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.768059 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.768060 del
>>768058
An Oglitard


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.768061 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.768062 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.768063 del
>>768057
Served by the best of the pre inspected nurse boobs


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.768064 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.768065 del
>>768063
See how they jiggle as you slap the bottom


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.768066 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.768067 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.768068 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.768069 del
>>768065
>tfw no kinky juggly nurse gf


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.768070 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.768071 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.768072 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.768073 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.768074 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.768075 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.768076 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.768077 del
>>768075
Is your life really this boring?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.768078 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.768079 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.768080 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.768081 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.768082 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.768084 del
End of life holocaust titties


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.768085 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.768086 del
Order chicken and fried rice!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.768087 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.768088 del
Add an extra pinch of spice!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.768089 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice
Shoot your nigger with cum twice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.768090 del
>>768089
>Shoot your nigger with cum twice
Tiffo?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.768091 del
I do like how the nurses with good figures get their scrubs tailored to fit their bobs and waist and hips and bum. Also nicely groomed and not wearing clown makeup.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.768092 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice
In polru mods sucks my dice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.768093 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.768094 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.768095 del
>showing just how limited his vocabulary is


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.768096 del
>>768091
It's all set up so the doctors can have a good perv.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.768097 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.768098 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.768099 del
>>768095
And what sort of fuckwit rhymes kikes and nice?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.768100 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.768101 del
Give me likes! I do ice

See it doesn't work


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.768102 del
>>768096
The Chad Doctor vs The Virgin Orderly


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.768103 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice
Russians sucks for any price


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.768104 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.768105 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.768106 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.768107 del
Why not gas the kikes whle riding bikes?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.768108 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.768109 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.768110 del
Gas the kikes! Wank to dykes!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.768111 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.768112 del
>i am here for my inspection Dr Weber


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.768113 del
>>768112
here for the *penis* inspection patient webber


Putin huilo NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.768114 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.768115 del
Gas the kikes! Make it nice


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.768116 del
>>768114
Sloppy job Hoolio


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.768117 del
>>768116
He's not putin the effort in.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.768119 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.768120 del
>>767965
It looks good NEET.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.768121 del
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>>767997
Went to sushi hub. The girl got me onto it. Pretty good feed for the price. This was $12. Not heaps cheap but not bad compared to subway or something. Oddly filling.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.768122 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.768123 del
>>768121
Do they still have that one with the train where you take the little plates off as they go past?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.768124 del
>>768121
Looks like a good feed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.768125 del
>>768121
I saw a movie where they ate sushi off a naked japanese girl once.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.768126 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.768127 del
>>768121
Well done.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.768128 del
>>768121
I hope when she took you there you got the raw tuna and gave her a cheeky wink


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.768129 del
>>768128
and said something lewd about liking her sushi


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.768130 del
Is FRM on a honeymoon? If so, you can take the girl home for a meal and some netflix and chilli or whatever the kids do these days


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.768131 del
>>768130
They do meth I think.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.768132 del
>>768131
These two won’t. They’re good kids.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.768133 del
Second mongster.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.768134 del
I'm onto my third cuppa and I haven't showered yet.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.768135 del
20 in, 30 out


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.768136 del
Met the apalachians today, they're the second generation hippies who have virtually no money and resorted to hillbilly tier crime. They all carry knives/swords, many identify as Scottish highlanders, they're all 6 foot.

Could be the missing piece of the commune.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.768137 del
>>768135
Trust the system.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.768138 del
>>768136
Sound like gypsies.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.768139 del
>>768130
FRM's honeymoon has been delayed due to her and her husband being honourary neets and not applying for their passports soon enough.
I'm going to take things pretty slowly with the girl. She isn't a Christian or something but she is very conservative.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.768140 del
>>768137
He should start doing a coin flip with the rub&tug girls, double or nothing.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.768141 del
Will the wearing of kilts be allowed at The Commune?
It could lead to all sorts of degeneracy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.768142 del
Love the middy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.768143 del
>>768141
Utilikilts


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.768144 del
>>768142
Get out.
I’m still angry that mongs ruined the Sunday lunch I attempted there


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.768145 del
>>768142
Big feed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.768146 del
>>768142
You gonna leave that big lump of sauce?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.768147 del
>>768138
Roma gypsies, Amish and highlanders have a lot in common.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.768148 del
>>768147
None of them wash regularly.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.768149 del
>>768148
Can they pick a banjer


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.768150 del
Theyre doing it up to attract you back.
>>768144


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.768151 del
>>768150
Looks stunning


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.768152 del
>>768146
I filled up at the salad bar.
Big helping of potato bake.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.768153 del
>>768151
Cultural lankmark.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.768154 del
>>768009
Nasty creatures


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.768155 del
Sleepy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.768156 del
>>768150
It looks like a run down cenno building.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.768157 del
No Olive today. No wonder the neets are narky.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.768158 del
>tfw no Olive dressed as a nurse presenting for boobs inspection


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.768159 del
>>767985
>no meat


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.768160 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.768161 del
If we gave Olive money would she dress up as a nurse?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.768162 del
>>768161
Of course. It’s empowering.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.768163 del


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.768164 del
I'm going to stop looking at nurses before I develop a new fetish.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.768166 del
>>768091
They're not allowed to wear makeup.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.768167 del
>>768166
Well they do, it’s just very minimal to the point where an untrained male eye wouldn’t know.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.768168 del
>>768155
Goodnight.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.768169 del
>>768168
Considering a third mongster.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.768171 del
My mummybot is a nurse but you wouldn't want to have lewd thoughts about her if you knew what she looked like.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.768172 del
Garn third mongster.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.768173 del
>>768165
That's a new way to have a leaky bum.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.768174 del
>>768169
Do not


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.768175 del
>>768174
Too late I think


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.768176 del
>>768171
You know we're going to have lewd thoughts about her anyway now you told us.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.768177 del
>>768171
Does she have a sarong?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.768179 del
>>768177
An oddly specific question


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.768180 del
>>768178
Skynet is awakening.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.768181 del
>>768174
>>768175
I've got it here but haven't opened it yet. Should I?
What does webby think?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.768182 del
>>768177
Why would she?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.768183 del
Some part of this hospitals has the girls wearing a dark blue fitted tshirt and white shorts or mini skirt. Might need further investigation.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.768184 del
>>768181
I was the one who posted do not


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.768185 del
>>768183
Mini skirts are always worth further investigation.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.768186 del
>>768183
Although it could be some fashion trend I am unaware of. They do tend to be sheep.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.768187 del
>>768186
shear them!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.768189 del
>>768184
I shall refrain in that case.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.768190 del
>>768189
Get some fresh air and have a tall glass of water


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.768191 del
>>768189
Well obeyed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.768192 del
Webbys Life Coaching Services.
Helping the NEETs With Hard Decisions Since 2014.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.768193 del
Morning. Wagon rider, crab bucket climbing. Phone died while asleep again, keeps happening. Mong doc at 3:30. Racing.

>>767965
Might do the same, not looking very fasch at the moment


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.768194 del
It would be funny if there was a racing horse called Mong Doc


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.768195 del
>>768193
Morning King.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.768196 del
>>768136
> Scottish highlanders
hillbillies are from the scottish/england border, not the highlands in the north. Completely different ethnic group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_reivers


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.768197 del
Might need to have a nap.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.768198 del
>>768197
Could you get 30 minutes for me too please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.768199 del
>>768193
you just need to find an elderly german barber who knows how to cut it right


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.768200 del
Undercuts are gay.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.768201 del
garn get a coke and some chips from the local iga, you neets want anything?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.768202 del
>>768156
Attracting only teh finest unemployed clientele Lizbef has to offer.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.768203 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.768204 del
>>768201
30 mongsters please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.768205 del
Assuming they wheeled her in at 13.30, she should be in recovery now for 45 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes in the ward.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.768206 del
>>768201
A NEET musical please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.768208 del
Private security with a gun just walked out off another floor. I wonder what he was doing. Wouldn’t have been an ATM. Drugs maybe.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.768209 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.768210 del
>>768208
He is there to protect the nurses.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.768211 del
>>768201
Get out


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.768212 del
>>768210
From Weber?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.768213 del
>>768212
They can duel for the nurses.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.768214 del
>>768212
To protect our webby from those vile harlots. He is for Olive only.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.768216 del
>>768212
He is looking for somebody calling themselves The Hospital Boobs Inspector.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.768217 del
Why do girls always carry their phones in their back pocket?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.768218 del
>>768216
I don't think Weber would want to inspect his boobs.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.768219 del
>>768217
Sexual pleasure when it rings.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.768220 del
>>768216
Last seen with a platter of BBQ Shapes, bung fritz and Cracker Barrel cheese in his left hand, a bottle of Penfolds Grange in his right, and a silly grin on his face.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.768221 del
>>768217
Girl pants don’t always have front pockets or the phone digs into those pork chops they call hips.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.768222 del
The Doctors Lounge looks like a viking warband raided it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.768223 del
>>768221
Yeah, they have fake pockets on the front for some reason.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.768224 del
>>768223
Same way suit jacket hip pockets are often fake… actual pockets with things stuffed into them mess up the drape of the fabric and look bad.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.768225 del
>>768224
That's silly I like having lots of pockets.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.768226 del
>>768225
Some have real pockets but they have a couple of stitches you have to remove before you can use them.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.768227 del
>>768226
Virgin pockets


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.768228 del
If I lose enough weight I am going to start wearing a bum bag. I couldn't find one with a long enough strap or an extender.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.768229 del
>>768228
I found the same thing when I bought one to put some bike tools in when I got a BMX.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.768231 del
>>768229
I had a pouch thing velcroed to my bike with a puncture kit and some basic tools.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.768232 del
>>768230
I think he's been hitting his own supply.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.768233 del
>>768231
Turn your back for 30 seconds and some flog would pinch it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.768234 del
>>768233
This was many years ago.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.768235 del
Do you reckon that tailor who does FluteNEET's pants would sew you up an executive-sized bum bag strap?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.768236 del
>>768235
She would I bet. She’d probably prefer you bought a roll of that webbing strap from Bunnings or Spotlight first, but I’m sure she’d do the mods.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.768237 del
>>768196
Nay these were men of tartan, six foot wearing blanket, girdle and swag, apt to sleep in the open.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.768239 del
>>768237
So they put on short skirts and lie around in paddocks?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.768240 del
>>768237
no trannies at the neet compound mate, that's just how it is


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.768241 del
It seems the neets would not get along well with the aggressive hobos in "skirts". Fine, the verdict is passed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.768242 del
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No Scots Allowed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.768243 del
>>768241
Have you been looking at brawny scotsman AI pics on twitter?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.768244 del
Change of nursing shifts. Saw the hottie from last time in a tank top and white miniskirt, which answers the question from earlier… it’s the fashion of the day


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.768246 del
Curse recipe karen for listing curry powder as if it were an ingredient.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.768248 del
>>768237
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8848ayE-cBo [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.768250 del
We will plant a curry tree at the NEET compound and have fresh curry leaves for our subcontinental and new world cuisine.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.768251 del
There is a big slow moving loudly buzzing fly in my house.
It will die.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.768252 del
Fucking dead fly cunt that'll learn ya.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.768253 del
>>768251
Use a swat please NEET, those chemical sprays are not good for you.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.768254 del
>>768253
I flicked him with my finger against the flyscreen.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.768255 del
>>768244
Most/all businesses have a uniform policy. Sir must be in charge of the HR department.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.768256 del
possum swatted me once


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.768257 del
>>768236
>Spotlight
non-halal


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.768258 del
>>768256
On the arse?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.768260 del
>>768255
Nurses seem to come in in civvies and leave in civvies. Scrubs are probably laundered on-site or something.

I can collect Motherbat at 3:55 apparently.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.768261 del
>>768260
They tend to be more inconspicuous since the covax debacle.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.768262 del
>>768261
Possibly also helps shake creepy stalkers if they get changed and let their hair down or something on the way out.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.768263 del
>>768262
She got away then?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.768264 del
Sorry


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.768265 del
They're out there waiting for the taxi again.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.768266 del
Is that NEETs blog working?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.768267 del
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Future Cruisey.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.768268 del
>>768267
He's looking good.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.768269 del
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AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! HURRY! RUN! DA FAT NEETS CAN JUST WADDLE QUICKLY, BUT HURRY!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.768270 del
Oppenheimer torrent is out. I don't think I'll watch it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.768271 del
WHERE IS NURO WHO WILL FLY THE CHOPPAH?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.768272 del
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AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! HURRY! RUN! DA FAT NEETS CAN JUST WADDLE QUICKLY, BUT HURRY!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.768273 del
WE NEED A NURSE ON MY CHOPPAH IMMEDIATELY


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.768274 del
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AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! HURRY! RUN! DA FAT NEETS CAN JUST WADDLE QUICKLY, BUT HURRY!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.768275 del
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There is something dead outside and its smelling up the place


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.768276 del
NURSE OLIVE IS READY FOR YOUR SPONGEBATH NEET

NEW:
>>768207
>>768207
>>768207
>>768207
Edited last time by imissfather on 11/12/2023 (Sun) 06:25.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.768277 del
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AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! HURRY! RUN! DA FAT NEETS CAN JUST WADDLE QUICKLY, BUT HURRY!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.768278 del
>>768275
That's iga



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