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NEET General #754 - Silver Fox Edition NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No. 768207
This one goes out to our favourite neet - the king of kino, the baron of based. You know who you are.

Old Thread: >>767149


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.768245 del
life is too difficult to do


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.768247 del
BASED SILVER FOX


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.768249 del
>>768245
Quit your bitching NEET. Disgraceful. Man up.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.768259 del
SA WORST A


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.768279 del
>>768207
Cruisey is a cool guy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.768280 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.768281 del
>>768270
didn't expect it out for another week - is it just a korean hardsubbed version?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.768282 del
>>768281
Oppenheimer 2023 1080p BluRay DD5 1 x264-LAMA


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.768283 del
BARON OF BASED


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.768284 del
TRYHARD OF TROTTERS


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.768285 del
>>768259
You fucken wot


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.768286 del
Based toilet man. Homeless and living in a dunny but still pulling that prime teen pussy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.768287 del
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That NEET from the last thread and his mum.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768288 del
After my shower yesterday my knuckles looked a bit dark but now they have gone back to normal.
Worried it might be the insulin resistance. The beetus.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768289 del
He will unironically believe he is being praised here.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.768290 del
>>768287
I was more into Spiderman.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.768291 del
>>768289
As he should there is no ironing going on.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.768292 del
>>768289
He is lucky to have such self confidence. That is why he is thriving.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.768293 del
>>768287
Going to look at this one again… later


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.768294 del
I and Possum were having tea and biscuits at a beachside cafe once when Nuro rode up to us on his eeb heroically.
He flung his arms wide and said in a loud booming voice "MY KNEE GROWS" before switching the eeb back to hyperdrive and whizzing away.
We discussed it for hours afterwards and neither of us saw any change in his knees, it was most strange.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.768295 del
Going to piss.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768296 del
I could go for some bikkies.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768297 del
piss and bikkies


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.768298 del
>>768266
Yeah but it's not worth visiting.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.768299 del
Alright NOOTs, I am going to collect the old bag and drive her back to Victor. Thanks for entertaining me for the afternoon.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.768300 del
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Going to buy some of these next week.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768301 del
>>768298
I've heard it is all just lewd Debicki and Olive lezdom.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768302 del
>>768299
Have a safe trip.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768303 del
>>768299
Your a good son, kidnap me 30 nurses on the way out please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.768304 del
>>768294
the same exact thing happened to me. how odd


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.768305 del
Is bat done with the toilet? Can nuro go have a nap?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.768306 del
>>768305
Nah I've got an epic goon shit I need to do first
Been waiting hours


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.768307 del
>>768300
They look very rich.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.768308 del
>>768307
Going to go to Woolies.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.768309 del
>>768307
They will go well with a cold glass of milk.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.768310 del
>>768309
Sounds delicious.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.768311 del
*pilk


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.768312 del
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>>768270
Thats the atomic bomb story, Weber you put this on tonight and I'll call moofiesNEET. He loves gook holocaust kino.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.768313 del
>>768311
Very poorly memed.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.768314 del
Might become an amateur suprise surgeon.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.768315 del
Sandwich was bad.
Cheese, salami, mayo. Too oily, too salty. Very frustrated at the falling quality of mayonaise


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.768316 del
>>768315
Woe.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.768317 del
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When is the Tom hanks vs the skinnys moofie?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.768318 del
Pork is about to became really cheap neets, there's some kind of strike going on and the abetoirs are selling off everything as it is to local butchers and supermarkets


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.768319 del
Turban'd pajeet taxi driver is picking them up now.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.768320 del
>>768315
I am sorry you had a bad experience. Those are all very fatty ingredients. Some salad with it might have cut through the greasiness. You need to balance your meals.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.768321 del
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"There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man"


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.768322 del
>>768312
are you sure it's a real torrent? I don't even see it on limetorrents yet


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.768323 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768324 del
>>768321
Kek


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768325 del
>>768323
Alright, the womboflix quality assurance committee will investigate that it's the real deal.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768326 del
>>768318
Ham legs are $8/kg right now at Coles. If they get any cheaper than that I'll be one happy infidel.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.768327 del
Animal porn


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768328 del
>>768288
Sleep tight.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768329 del
>>768326
It's a crazy world when everything but ham is expensive.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.768330 del
>>768329
(((you know who))) is behind this


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.768331 del
>>768330
They are keeping all the roast beef for themselves.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768332 del
I bought a half leg ham from Woolies last week. Cost $38. Was pretty good. Ate it in two days.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768333 del
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>>768327


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.768334 del
It is weird how the christmas leg hams are $8 a kilo but you go to the deli to get some slices and they are $25 a kilo.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.768335 del
>>768327
Post your elephant cartoons.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.768336 del
>>768334
It's bcause of complicated fluctuations in the international beep boops.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.768337 del
Turkey is way too expensive. You'd think it was caviar rather than a glorified chicken.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.768338 del
>>768337
I like those turkey loafs you can get around christmas.
You can cut steaks off them and fry it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768339 del
>>768338
yeah, I used to like to buy them and binge a whole turkey roast all on my own


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768340 del
>>768326
its chinese pig. would you eat it?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.768341 del
>>768333
That's my next fuck


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.768342 del
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>>768335
She is a whore


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.768343 del
>>768338
>turkey loafs
The apricot ones?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.768344 del
>>768343
Loaf might be the wrong word, it's like 2kg of turkey meat in a roll sort of thing.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.768345 del
Aggressive engine revving going on down the street. Bad home behaviour. They like the loud noises.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.768346 del
>>768344
Yes I think I know what you mean. In a string net?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.768347 del
>>768346
Yeah, that's the one.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.768348 del
Turkey steak with applesauce


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.768349 del
>>768348
Sausage roll


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.768350 del
>>768345
The vroom vroom and the doof doof excites them.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.768351 del
>>768330
It's Dan isn't it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.768352 del
>>768332
Well binged.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.768353 del
(1.02 MB 2331x3454 oppenheimer_movie.jpg)
Ok, the movie appears to be legit. I know I said we'd play more episodes of Invincible, but do neets want to watch Oppenheimer (2023) tonight instead?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768354 del
>>768353
Very short notice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768355 del
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>>768353
it cant be more gay than the kids cartoons, so yeah put it on.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768356 del
I bet 10 minutes in it turns into chinese home porn.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.768357 del
>>768354
We have a 0 day policy for critical drinker approved movies. The same day they drop, we play them.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768358 del
>>768356
We can only hope.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768359 del
>>768353
It's quite long isn't it?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.768360 del
As the bishop said to the nun


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.768361 del
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Great movie


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.768362 del
>>768359
that's what she said


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.768363 del
>>768359
I know many neets are getting old and don't want to stay up past 8:30, so we'll split it across 2 nights.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.768365 del
>>768364
Vile.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.768366 del
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>>768355


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.768367 del
>>768363
I should be able to make it then.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768368 del
>>768364
Expressive.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768369 del
>Call MAX to give them the old 'muh depression' excuse to get payments reinstated
>Office closes at 4pm Mon-Fri

What happened to the 9-5 I thought was standard for white-collar businesses?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.768370 del
>>768363
I will give it a go.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.768371 del
Does Oppenheimer cut peoples eyes out with his hat razor in this one?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.768372 del
>>768369
J U S T


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.768373 del
>>768371
That's HP 48.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.768374 del
>>768320
Needed pickles,mayo and salami is too rich


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.768375 del
>>768373
Harry Potter Fights Dementia


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.768376 del
>>768326
Wow.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768377 del
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Womboflix interrupts your regular ausneets viewing to announce an impromptu screening

Oppenheimer(2023) is a 2023 epic biographical thriller film by Christopher Nolan. It stars Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, the American theoretical physicist credited with being the "father of the atomic bomb" for his role in the Manhattan Project—the World War II undertaking that developed the first nuclear weapons.

We will be watching the film over two nights. 90 minutes tonight, 90 tomorrow.

Will be on in 90 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768378 del
Mustard pickle > mayo


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.768379 del
>>768377
When will we watch the last 9 seconds?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768380 del
>>768379
When you get a haircut, a job, and a gf. Not before.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768381 del
>>768377
just enough time to get ice cream from the shops.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768382 del
Made spicy tofu, butchered a chicken and am making stock with the carcass, about to make Singapore noodles.
Many noodles in my future


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768383 del
>>768334
And most of that deli meat is foreign product too.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.768384 del
Somebody told me they would be here in 20-30 minutes 50 minutes ago.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.768385 del
>>768382
Noodles are our future.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.768386 del
>>768383
Yes in my experience only Barossa brand deli goods use Australian meat.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.768387 del
>>768382
>Singapore noodles
I will have one big bowl please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768388 del
>>768279


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768389 del
>>768385
You should never share noodles.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.768390 del
>>768388
*👆


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.768391 del
>>768386
Anything with a bone is/must be Australian pork.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.768392 del
>>768318
This is news.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.768393 del
>>768391
I've got a bone


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.768394 del
Found beef taco mix from Monday, boiling it in tomato sauce. Will eat this before Singapore noodles


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.768395 del
>>768389
At the commune one long bowl will be filled with noodles once a day, all neets will eat from this long bowl, or trough if you would like to call it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.768396 del
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>>768318
How much would a whole halve go for?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.768397 del
>>768395
We will all die of aids


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.768398 del
>>768332
Did you slice it or just eat it off the bone?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768399 del
>>768334
How long would a leg of ham last if you cut the meat off slowly?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768400 del
>>768396
You don't have the freezer space.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.768401 del
>>768398
Rude.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.768402 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.768403 del
>>768354
He just makes up rules willy nilly and asks for votes but does whatever anyway.
Maniacal. Rabid.
He bites shirts apart instead of taking them off and pants while smiling, looking at you once.
1 vote for Manhattan.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.768404 del
>>768403
He does his best. He may suffer from mental illness.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.768405 del
>>768377
What ever he wants


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.768406 del
I want to hear more about the shirt biting.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.768407 del
>>768400
I'll put it in the back


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.768408 del
>>768407
$150


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.768409 del
>>768407
You'll back it right up!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.768410 del
>>768407
You won't vacuum pack it properly and it will all go bad.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.768411 del
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The text at the bottom moves.
What the heck.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768412 del
>>768411
The toilet phone has had enough. Get a new boongtop.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768413 del
>>768411
It doesn't do that on my screen


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768414 del
>>768207
Nuro has not been here since Friday nor will be here for a while. Tired of the spam, tired of the bad homes, tired of everything.

>>768353
>>768377
You dun goofed waiting for the bluray. The cam was more than watchble and the moofie was an hour too long and i skipped throught the cringey sex scenes

t. Nuro signing off


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.768415 del
Holy shit
Spooky


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768416 del
Has that NEET tapped into Nuros brain through a psychic mindlink?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768417 del
>signing off
<proceeds to make sub section below ausneets posts to discuss Nuro


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.768418 del
Cruisey I am the board. Make a Vocaroo!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768419 del
>>768411
You have "realtime" box ticked down the bottom.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768420 del
>>768416
Not possible. Too much data to transfer.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.768421 del
>>768419
Real time is about Nuro?
Slack maxxxing


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.768422 del
>>768410
Ah. Vacuum packs.
Hadn't thought that far ahead


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.768423 del
I turned realtime off that seems like sorcery to me.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.768424 del
>>768423
Some NEETs crave all the data


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.768425 del
The silver fox, once legendary for his debonair nature, has now fallen to sleeping in toilets and watching cammed movies. How?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.768426 del
Bought more mongsters. I'll be selling my arse on the street to buy more before too long.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.768427 del
>>768425
Sometimes even the most based must sink to the lowest point so they can rise again like the phoenix and whizz to the stars!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768428 del
>>768426
>mongsters.
The white?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768429 del
Got a haircut and gf, going to be getting a job through nepotism in about a week or so. Might end up like cheesecake at this rate.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768430 del
>>768426
I'll give you 2 cans for a bbbj cimws.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768431 del
>>768428
Nah, I don't like them. I go for the Mexican mango ones.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.768432 del
>>768418
I will read something in a bit.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.768433 del
>>768429
You'll be able to watch the last 9 seconds of Oppenheimer.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768434 del
>>768431
The mango loco. That is a good choice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768435 del
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>>768423
It captured the next post about Nuro.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.768436 del
>>768427
Based.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.768437 del
Oh. No it didn't. It's the same


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.768438 del
>>768435
Nuro is trapped in the interwebs?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768439 del
>>768435
it tried. Not even a computer is fast enough to catch the silver fox at full whiz


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768440 del
>>768431
Those and pipeline punch are best.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.768441 del
Weber and Monk will have to put on their VR helmets and save Nuro.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.768442 del
Cruisey drinks the pink ladies ones.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.768443 del
>>768442
Rosa is for my delicate side


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.768444 del
>>768443
Hot!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.768445 del
>>768443
>my delicate side
Good that you are admitting you have one. All that false macho bluster before.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.768446 del
>>768445
The yellow shoes were a giveaway


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.768447 del
>>768446
I loved the high heels.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.768448 del
>>768435
I am shocked at how bad the typing is. I thought his writing was that bad because he knocked it all out in a single pass but it is that bad even after revision and editing. His trotters must be shaking from the brain damage.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.768449 del
Does Nuro know we can read his thoughts now?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.768450 del
>>768449
He's been reading ours for a while.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.768451 del
>>768450
I thought my mind felt dirty


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.768452 del
We are home. Got a piece of crumbed flathead and a crumbed prawn each and some chips for dinner.
I am having a shiraz now.
The endoscopy revealed an "irregular z-line" and a "hiatal hernia".
The colonoscopy revealed about six 18-22mm polyps, one of which was flagged as a lipoma or ssa (sessile serrated adenoma?). They were removed and sent off for biopsy. It also revealed diverticulitis and some roids in the perianal region (lol).
She has to make a follow up appointment tomorrow.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.768453 del
>>768452
Poor old bat. I hope everything ends up treatable.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.768454 del
>>768452
I don't think polyps mean anything they lasered some on me too.
Glad you're both back home safe and sound.


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>>768303
We're just going to have to share this one.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.768456 del
>>768452
you should find out if that stuff is genetic


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.768457 del
>>768454
The 20mm ones are supposedly "symptomatic" and might explain her stomach pains and anemia due to bleeding.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.768458 del
>>768455
She looks a bit like an Irish girl I used to work with that I had a crush on.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.768459 del
>>768458
She had a good/caring personality, particularly with Motherbat.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.768460 del
>>768459
Nice and cute? I'll have 30 of her please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.768461 del
>>768460
Two is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.768462 del
>>768396
Surprisingly it's not the butchering but rather the weight that gets you a discount on farmed meat.
Check with a local small farmers outlet, often it's just one farmer buying off another farmer.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.768463 del
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Liver enzymes only at 1.7x the reference range. All other biomarkers totally healthy.
I am indestructible.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.768464 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768465 del
>>768462
My gran used to buy half a cut up cow once a year and plan all the meals out.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768466 del
>>768393
of a suckling pig


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.768467 del
>>768463
Celebrate with some standards.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.768468 del
>>768465
Very economical.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.768469 del
>>768468
Yeah, she would save the best cuts for family dinners and events too.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768470 del
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>>768463


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768471 del
The big risk to buying in bulk is if the power goes out and everything in the freezer starts to thaw.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.768472 del
>>768452
>>768453


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768473 del
>>768463
>I am indestructible.
You are young (and stupid)


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768474 del
>>768471
It would almost be worth getting a small generator if you had a decent freezer I think.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.768475 del
>>768429
>and gf
You did not


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.768476 del
>>768463
What did they say about the bumrash?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.768477 del
>>768473
Not as young as this poor gooner
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-17/alcohol-addiction-warning-labels-packaging-stop-cheap-products/102215074

>>768476
I asked if my nicotine addiction was to blame for the warts not healing on their own. He said thats not the case, its actually the other shit in cigarettes that stop skin issues from healing so I'm all good to vape.
I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic to get them torched off. It's just a tiny little group of them near the end of my dick but it'd be visible during a hand/blowjob


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.768478 del
Daily reminder monk is based


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.768479 del
>>768477
>I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic
That does not sound based at all.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.768480 del
>>768465
Smart.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.768481 del
>>768479
All he has to say is no homo and everything will be fine.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.768482 del
The Sexy Poofter Clinic


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.768483 del
10 minutes to go, we are now pre-oppenheimer


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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.768485 del
>>768484
He was right.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.768486 del
When calculating ones based score std's are usually a negative unless they were caught from a hot chick.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.768487 del
40 degrees here tomorrow. Too soon. Too hot.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.768488 del
>>768465
She was a clever lady.
>>768471
More likely you'd go on holiday or somthing, sometimes I get a cut of meat from someone who's emptying a chest freezer and I just give them dried BEANS in exchange. They're never keen to take the beans but always do, and nobody ever throws out dried BEANS


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.768489 del
>>768487
Nasty, do you have a cool zone?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.768490 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.768491 del
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>>768490
As am I.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768492 del
>>768486
How does a hot prostitute effect the scoring?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768493 del
>>768489
I have a clapped out old air conditioner that barely makes things better.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.768494 del
>>768492
Hmmmmm, depends if you post her bum or not.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.768495 del
>>768488
>They're never keen to take the beans
lol.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.768496 del
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Get in here neets, it's time to go nuclear: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.768497 del
>>768496
Season Six of Peaky Blinders


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.768498 del
>>768487
fug, I will think of you if we hit our maximum of 23.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.768499 del
>>768498
we will eat tubs of ice cream to show solidarity


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.768501 del
>>768491
Looking good NEET.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.768503 del
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Would go nicely on the vet


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.768504 del
might have a fish tomorrow mording


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.768505 del
>>768500
Every month is hoevember for this cunt


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.768506 del
>>768502
The culture.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.768507 del
>>768504
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.768508 del
>>768452
>removed
Fantastic news. Hope she's not too uncomfortable.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.768509 del
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pilfered hospital biscuits


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.768510 del
>>768509
I will have the Nice thank you. They are an underrated bikkie.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.768511 del
>>768462
Is there one in Adelaide?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.768512 del
>>768465
Cool, that's the way to do it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.768513 del
>>768462
The other thing you can do is source a cow yourself from a farmer and then get the butchering for free by giving the butcher half the carcass


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.768514 del
>But Eddie why are the french testing a nuclear device on a small pacific island?
>I don't know Rick, maybe because it's about as fucking far from france as you can get


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.768515 del
might go to bed


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.768516 del
>has not been here since Friday
>Tired of the spam
You mean the spam that only began happening a few days ago? The same spam you wouldn't even know about if you had in fact not been here since Friday? That spam?

This is also the same individual who was posting pics Saturday, Sunday and just yesterday.

Why does he do this? Early onset demtia? Or is his ego so big it simply can't accept anyone being able to see through his blatant lies?

tl;dr Stick to the tennis...


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.768517 del
>>768515
Good night.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.768518 del
>>768515
Might say g'night


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.768519 del
>>768516
BORING.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.768520 del
>>768516
It is because he is PILLBRAINED.
He will post here all day and then claim to have been away for the last week. He has no clue what is going on around him.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.768521 del
>>768520
He is BASED.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.768522 del
>>768520
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768523 del
>>768477
they're not genital warts love, I'm ribbed for your pleasure.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768524 del
The pills have just made him even more BASED.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.768525 del
HE'S SO BASED
HE PROBABLY KNOWS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIM
HE'S SO BASED (HE'S SO BASED)
I BET HE KNOWS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIM
DON'T HE DON'T HE?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.768526 del
>>768503
PPl would think your from the bank.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.768527 del
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If the atomic bomb is nothing but a jewish hoax then how did the norks detonate one?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.768528 del
>>768527
Big firecracker


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.768529 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.768530 del
>>768529
Healthy lads.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.768531 del
tab closed


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.768532 del
Still waiting for that Cruisey vocaroo.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.768533 del
Still waiting for my yacht.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.768534 del
Severely woed once again.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.768535 del
>>768534
go to bed


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.768536 del
>>768534
Woe, woe, woe!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.768537 del
>"If you do away with harlots, the world will be convulsed with lust."
-Thomas Aquinas


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.768538 del
I could go a harlot related lust convulsion.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.768539 del
>>768538
It is barely even a sin.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.768540 del
have achieved almost nothing today, just like always


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.768541 del
>>768540
I cleaned a table.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.768542 del
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>>768540
That's okay NEET.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.768543 del
>>768540
I'm finally getting stuck into my list.

- Update addresses
- Move and organise storage boxes in bedroom
- Call old man
- Gym
- Laundry

Been squirting like a firehouse.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.768544 del
>>768543
Well done NEET.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.768546 del
>>768533
Still waiting for my whore


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.768547 del
>>768546
She's coming back to Perth soon.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.768548 del
>>768547
Is she touring Adelaide?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.768549 del
>>768548
Lol, no.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.768550 del
>>768545
Well read.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.768551 del
>>768545
Ghey


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.768552 del
>>768551
*delicate


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.768554 del
>>768520
It's yet another 'leaving forevor' ploy. I've lost count how many he's done in the past year alone. But trust and believe his narcissistic self won't last more than a week without needing to post another shitty beach/eeb pic.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768555 del
>>768553
Well read again.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768556 del
>>768554
BORING.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.768557 del
>>768554
Stick to being a russian pedophile.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.768558 del
I heard BMX Bandits was based on Nuros childhood.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.768559 del
>>768554
Yep.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.768561 del
Funny innit how after being called out on 'that spam' it just suddenly stopped...

Wow...


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.768562 del
>>768561
No you kept it up for several days this time.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.768563 del
>>768562
Stick to the tennis


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.768564 del
I'd love to see all the private messages sent from the two discord nonces to Shiban through Womboflix. We're talking Guiness World Record level brown-nosing.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.768565 del
You seem to fail to realise nobody other than you gives a shit.
Nobody else is jealous of Nuro.
You just keep doing and saying the same things over and over again like a retard.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.768566 del
And I thought you were smarter Cruisey.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.768567 del
It's fucking funny because Nuro is so desperate for someone to admire him and be jealous of him .... and here you are!
It will never stop being funny.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.768568 del
The spam might start again tonight if trotters can be fucked/is still conscious. Otherwise it'll be around midday again tomorrow when he's on another lunchbreak. But lets just blame others because it's easier...


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.768569 del
>>768567
Ah so you're thread OP. Good job!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.768570 del
Seethe a bit more about how we prefer an obese retard to you.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.768571 del
>>768566
Singapore noodles turned out better than usual. Thicker rice noodle, less soya sauce, keens curry powder (reserved only for Indian fusion), more egg, Chinese sausage.
Made three serves


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768572 del
>>768571
Well done NEET. I would have liked some photos.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768573 del
>>768569
Don't call Weber a retard you POS. We all love him, something you'll never get around here.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768574 del
Is Nuro being accused of that polru spam? That doesn't seem very likely.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.768575 del
>>768571
That sounds good.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.768576 del
>>768574
It's iga doing his usual shit.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.768577 del
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can't sleep, ate too much and now my belly overloaded


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.768578 del
>>768577
What did you eat NEET?

It might be best to have a purge.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.768579 del
>>768566
What?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.768580 del
Why would anyone think Cruisey was smart?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.768581 del
I think that NEET who managed to clean a table is probably the most functional of us.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.768582 del
>>768581
If I'm being completely honest I only cleaned 2/3 of it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.768583 del
There saw some stuff on one side of it I couldn't be bothered moving


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.768584 del
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>>768207
YES, THANK YOU

Have a MIGHTY BLESSED rest of your day NEETs!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.768585 del
>>768582
kek


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.768586 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.768587 del
>>768586
Good night NEET sleep well.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.768588 del
Setup a tinder date for the weekend. Chadmonk is so back bros


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.768589 del
>>768588
Jana told us about hobosexuals.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.768590 del
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>>768572
Best I can do


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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.768592 del
>>768545
>>768553
That deletion issue seems to return again.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.768593 del
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morning


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.768594 del
>>768593
Good morning Cruisey.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.768595 del
>>768593
Good afternoon, have you learnt some folk songs for your coworkers?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.768596 del
>>768593
>>768594
>>768595
mording


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.768597 del
>>768595
folk, yes
romanian folk? still no
the internet fucked me in the head
the only romanian song I can name is ciocarlia
I'm fucking parallel with this country's culture


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.768598 del
>>768597
Learn Mongolian folk metal.
Perhaps I can recommend nice Hungarian folk songs... :^)


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.768599 del
morning bros, slept badly, woke up after only 5 hours or so, couldn't get back to sleep


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768600 del
40°C today.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768601 del
>>768599
mording again
sore back


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.768602 del
>>768527
how many non-jews were involved in building nukes?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.768603 del
>>768599
In the same boat. Might get cracking on the day before everything starts burning.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.768604 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.768605 del
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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.768606 del
>>768605
>solar panels at night
Showla panelsh on sha roof sharshing shur vishel for fshre overshnite, shats whash ish loosh shlike


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.768607 del
>>768596
>>768595
>>768599
>>768601
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.768609 del
>>768607
henlo good mording


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.768610 del
>>768608
heh


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>>768604
She reminds me of Moldy.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.768612 del
>>768611
I don't know who that is


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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.768614 del
Woke up not sore after yesterdays scout/nav mission. The chimney sweeps are coming today, I have taken a chudmaxx pixxa out of the freexer for their lunch.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.768615 del
>>768573
I didn't make the thread.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.768616 del
two sausages, chicken pattie, two toast, rockstar punched


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.768617 del
>>768613
Harumph.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.768618 del
>>768599
>>768601
>>768607
>>768614
Good evening, fellas.


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NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.768620 del
>>768618
what time do you typically go to bed, Big Fellow?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.768621 del
Going to get up.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.768622 del
>>768620
Lemme just type up my timetable. And blood type too.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.768623 del
>>768622
Forget it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.768624 del
>>768623
I can't, have to sleep sometimes.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.768625 del
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Are executive neets going to get on the new generation of weight loss drugs?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.768626 del
>>768625
the sitagliptin? I posted that last week without any (You)'s


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.768627 del
>>768626
Ozempic in my balls daddy uwu


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.768628 del
>>768627
At least the exex will be able to get used to injecting themselves multiple times every day in their pre-diabeetus phase.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.768629 del
>>768628
>exex


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.768630 del
Taking Motherbat to Woolworthx


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.768631 del
>>768598
as long as they don't have lyrics, drop some links


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.768632 del
>>768599
>>768607
morning
>>768621
godspeed


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.768633 del
I cant be bothered with micro scale text and markings on instructions and diagrams anymore. I'm gonna get a monocle off aliexpress.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.768634 del
>>768630
One Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.768635 del
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>>768633
Jolly good idea old chap.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.768636 del
>>768633
Family feast thanks.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.768637 del
>>768614
>The chimney sweeps are coming today
What is this code for?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.768638 del
>>768590
Nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.768639 del
>>768625
>weight loss drugs
Not for me. I don't like seeing doctors and am scared of side effects.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.768640 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.768641 del
>>768630
She should be resting after her big day yesterday.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.768642 del
>>768637
Getting pegged.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.768643 del
>>768640
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.768644 del
Harassed by tiny flies everywhere on the morning walk. Broken glass all over the path, crazy boong woman encounter.
Bad home urban hellscape. I need to escape, I need the country air.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.768645 del
>>768642
>>768638


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768646 del
>>768644
Tell us of the crazy boong woman.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768647 del
>>768588
Good luck Chad. Let us know how it goes.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.768648 del
>>768622
And breaky roster.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.768649 del
>>768646
She was creeping around the park doing some sort of crouch/walk. She kept trying to ring someone on her phone. Broad flat face with high yellow pigment content. Like an orc.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.768650 del
>>768637
sorry they are chimney jacks not sweeps. They are replacing the flue.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.768651 del
>>768630
Some cold meats, a pasta salad, a cucumber and a pack of hokey pokey cornettos thank you.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.768652 del
>>768650
That is good. Keep an eye on them the flue would be a good spot for zog to plant a surveillance device.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.768653 del
>>768649
She probably dropped her house keys on the ground.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.768654 del
>>768637
>chimney
child
>sweeps
sexual
>are coming today
Do you really want to know?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768655 del
>>768654
Poorly bantered.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768656 del
>>768652
One time when my crazy mate visited me he wanted me to get my ladder out so he could check the solar panels on the street lights because he thought they were cameras.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.768657 del
>>768651
He should get you a ham, we know you are too good to eat more of it than you should. Proper slices.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.768658 del
Wish I had two lads with big sweeps to prod and poke my flue before getting messy sharing my pixxa pie


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.768659 del
>>768658
Hot!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.768660 del
>>768656
You laugh at him, but that is the mindset you need to survive in this modern hellscape.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.768661 del
>>768660
He has been in a mental hospital for 8 months now.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.768662 del
>>768649
Tell her monks not up yet but he's excited for this weekend.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.768663 del
>>768661
That is a long stay. Hopefully they are able to stabilise him and get him back out to live an independent life.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.768664 del
>>768662
I reckon Monk has probably got something even worse lined up.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.768665 del
>>768661
Watch out for him. he's a MK ultra/Naomi candidate for that amount of time inside.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.768666 del
>>768662
kek
>>768663
I hope so too.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.768667 del
>>768658
Your filthy homosexual degeneracy is not a meme, cruisey.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.768668 del
>>768667
He has more hetero sex than the rest of us put together.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.768669 del
>>768657
>slices
Right off the bone


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.768670 del
>>768668
If tiff put on the stockings, I'd be having more homo sex too.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.768671 del
>>768654
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.768672 del
Only five hours of sleep. Might need to have a wank so I can sleep properly.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.768673 del
>>768661
...he found out some things about those solar panels he wasn't meant to know


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.768674 del
>>768673
Solar panels use pigeons to transport 5g


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.768675 del
>>768668
mongs and niggers dont count. Cruisey's bedroom must be like a barnyard.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.768676 del
>>768672
NNN


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.768677 del
Only passed out meth whores on bare mattresses count.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.768678 del
>>768675
Complete with a sheep dip for smelly NEETs and milking stools for when they've chewed enough of my cud.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.768679 del
>>768678
Your so vile cruisey i cant believe the filth that you post.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.768680 del
Cruiseys Barnyard Adventure Bedroom sounds quite fun.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.768681 del
Back from Woolies.
The pretty girl who packs the fruit and veg section would make a nice gf.
Taking Sweaty to the vet at 10.00.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.768682 del
>>768676
No sleep November at this rate.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.768683 del
Going to have a big sleep in tomorrow morning. Please don't be loud.


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>>768682
iktf bro


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.768685 del
>>768681
You should make her yours.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.768686 del
>>768685
I'm too old and fat and short and ugly and mental.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768687 del
Falling asleep on the train.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768688 del
>>768681
>The pretty girl who packs the fruit and veg section
The old fella with the game leg there would be a more steady and reliable partner.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.768689 del
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>>768683
Better close your windows.


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>>768496


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.768691 del
>>768690
Handsome devil.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.768692 del
I love Olive so much its unreal.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.768693 del
She is so pretty.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.768694 del
>>768692
>>768693
He looks like shit.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.768695 del
>>768694
You shut your filth hole


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.768696 del
>>768694
Fighting words.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.768697 del
Just got the message that the chimney jacks are rolling heavy from the depo.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.768698 del
>It was these words that triggered the start of the Third NEET Olive War.
>By the end of it thousands of NEETs would lie dead, their tendies and garlic bread uneaten, their wanks unwanked.


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>>768698
>We must secure the existence of Olive culture and a future for Olive children


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>>768698


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.768701 del
>>768697
>rolling heavy
lol


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.768702 del
>>768701
I think it means that they just had a big breakfast.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.768703 del
Severely woed


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.768704 del
>>768698
> their wanks dogs unwanked.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.768705 del
>>768704
Won't somebody think of the dogs!


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.768706 del
>>768702
The NEET boys are rolling heavy from Maccas.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.768707 del
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>but like bending down at the end hurt my hamstrings because I've been going to the gym recently and Im sore


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.768708 del
https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?si=IIOo7BOGzr-yFI_Z

Wish I was part of the NTN


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.768709 del
>>768708
annie are you okay


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.768710 del
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>>768697
>rolling heavy


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.768711 del
it's getting hot, anyone mind if I take my pants off?


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.768712 del
Have to go out in this shit.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.768713 del
>>768711
Put a flannel over it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.768714 del
might lie around watching youtube videos all day


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>>768713


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.768716 del
Turned the air conditioner on.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.768717 del
>>768714
Sounds nice.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.768718 del
>>768707
There was a brief glimpse of arse cheek in that one.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.768719 del
Trying very hard to find somthing to do.
No good came from the last two projects, YouTube is safer at least.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.768720 del
>>768719
Get a damp cloth and clean all your light switches and door handles.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.768721 del
>>768708
(INTENSE MUSIC)


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.768722 del
First mongster down the hatch.
Productive.
Feeling good for once.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.768723 del
Chimney jacks are here. They look pretty rough.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.768724 del
>>768722
thinking i might have a mondster too


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.768725 del
>>768723
Keep an eye on the silverware.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.768726 del
>>768722
Big productive day coming up for you. I can feel it.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.768727 del
>>768726
Plunger on standby.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.768728 del
>>768711
Put a towel down please, we don't want your neet juices flowing into the chairs.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.768729 del
>>768725
I'm not retarded, I put it all in the siding in the drawing room and locked both.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.768730 del
It was the chimney jack in the drawing room armed with a silver candlestick.


NEET 11/09/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.768731 del
garn coles to get a white mondster, you neets want anything? my shout, I've got a gift card to use up


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.768732 del
>>768731
30 gift cards please.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768733 del
What is the status of the damaged bread maker from the incident the other day?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768734 del
>>768732
Do not redeem.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.768735 del
>>768733
It is pregnant.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.768736 del
>>768735
A bun in the oven.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.768737 del
>>768736
Kek, well bantered.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.768738 del
I used to make a good fruit loaf back when I had a bread machine. Many years ago now. Very pleasant to eat with butter when still warm.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.768739 del
Watching some cartoon about kids locked in an appartment.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.768740 del
>>768738
Cake and bread fresh from the oven is on of lifes joys.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.768741 del
>>768740
*one


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.768742 del
Second mongster.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.768743 del
Vet took Sweetie away to do an operation to get her grass seed or whatever it is out.
Having a pepper pie and an apricot danish and an orange juice for lunch.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.768744 del
>>768723
It takes 4 hands to eat tiffos pizza pie


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.768745 del
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Vasily is rude that is the kitchen.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.768746 del
>>768743
You have had a very medical week.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.768747 del
>>768731
BBq chicken please.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.768748 del
>>768743
Good luck to Sweetie. Is she going under a full anaesthetic?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.768749 del
The pretty girl in the pie shop served me and it was $12.50 and I gave her what I thought was $13 in gold coins but I had only given her $12 so I had to find 50 cents in my purse.
I will have to keep her and the Woolworths girl in separate wings of the hovel.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.768750 del
>>768748
Just a sedation of some sort I think, he didn't think it would be more than an hour or two. Can't drink until we've collected her.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768751 del
>>768749
If you get both of them I want the nurse.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768752 del
>>768746
Quite so.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768753 del
>>768751
Shit she's still in the boot.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.768754 del
>>768749
Many flies in the bakery?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.768755 del
>>768754
Not that I noticed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.768756 del
Most flies dream of being bakery flies.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.768757 del
>>768733
bread tastes like burned toast. other than that one botched loaf and its good to go.


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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.768759 del
>>768758
He's a sissy


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.768760 del
>>768743
Good boy Webby.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.768762 del
>>768753
did you put air holes in there so she could breathe this time?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.768763 del
Day 10 of NNN. Still keeping up with it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.768764 del
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>>768763


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.768765 del
>>768762
Nurses are good at holding their breathe.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.768766 del
The only benefit to nofap is you have a big cum at the end of it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.768767 del
>>768763
Well done NEET.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.768768 del
>>768763
Keep it up neet.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.768769 del
>>768766
Nah, I'm finding I'm much better psychologically. I can think much faster and more clearly.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.768770 del
>>768769
Yeah its definetly a thing. I was two weeks in and felt stressed without the anxiety.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.768771 del
The chimney jacks are going at it hammer and tongs and I have to stay out of it. Its pretty dirty and dusty, Methy work.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.768772 del
>>768761
Accurate.


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>>768761
Accurate.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.768774 del
Tab closed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.768775 del
This is a very fitting flag for nuro to use.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.768776 del
>>768771
Hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.768777 del
Not so much tempted to wank as I am to look at what new porn has come out.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.768778 del
Going to drop a turd.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.768779 del
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Collected Sweetie from the vet. They removed 3 grass spears from one ear and put some anti-infection juice in there. I had to carry her out of the car when we got home as she is still zonked.
When we walked out of the house to go to the vet, I discovered some parasite had scratched the car while we were at the shops this morning.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.768780 del
>>768777
Any time you cut something out it leaves a void.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.768781 del
>>768779
>3 grass spears
HAVE THE BOONGS BEEN ATTACKING SWEETIE?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.768782 del
>>768779
That is a nasty scratch what a cunt of a thing to do.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.768783 del
Grunting like a pig in here. Can't get the last bit out.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768784 del
>>768783
Bounce up and down a bit.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768785 del
>>768779
That's the shittest. sorry to hear that someone did that


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.768786 del
>>768779
Which shops?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.768787 del
>>768786
Victor Central.
I'd say it was either a shopping trolley pushed past the front, or the person swinging into the bay opposite.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.768788 del
>>768779
nope you drove over something scratchy


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.768789 del
I read that as parasite had attached itself at first and spent a few minutes looking for the parasite.
I need to smoke less choof.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.768790 del
Car is already rapidly deteriorating mechanically and now some fuckwit has decided to fuck the outside up too.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.768791 del
>>768783
we need an emergency small handed midget service, just like we have an ambulance, police and firefighter service, for moments like this.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.768792 del
>>768791
It would provide work for midgets too.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.768793 del
I Nuro had a cheeky wank to Bridget the Midget back in the day too


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.768794 del
>>768793
you are not Nuro


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.768795 del
I would not allow Bridget to help with my poo.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768796 del
>>768794
I meant bet


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768797 del
Dropped it eventually. Might have a nap. Exhausted.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.768798 del
A lot of these emergencies could be avoided if NEETs were taught proper pooing techniques.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.768799 del
>>768798
The pan incident with nuro could've been avoided.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.768800 del
If you treat your arse gnomes well there is no need to hire external midgets.
Anger them and they will start fires in your bowels.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.768801 del
>>768790
It's what your body needs!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.768802 del
The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa. They just want to finish and get home. I think thats their work pattern, it probably takes them just over the amount of time to get hungry to finish the job. No sense in prolonging the pain, i suppose.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.768803 del
>>768802
One look at you and your squat and any thought of eating vanished.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.768804 del
>>768802
>The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa.
That is a bit rude of them. They probably would have accepted a cold drink.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.768805 del
>>768804
these guys are full tradies and have everything they could possibly need. They probably have a mental rolodex where they can get a pie and a some shard at any time of day.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.768806 del
I would love to have a pixxa with Tiffo. Take a tour of his operations area. Be initiated into some of the lesser mysteries.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.768808 del
I find the idea of someone keying an electric car much less offensive than a normal car getting keyed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.768809 del
Webby cut my face with a Bowie knife after I laughed at his small neetstick once.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.768810 del
>>768806
You just know he'd make you dig a person sized hole in the deep dark forest, and you'd do it willingly because he has teh hypno-eyes.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.768811 del
>>768808
What if it wasn't an electric car, just a fancier car or a classic?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.768812 del
I wanna hear the Boer accent.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768813 del
>>768810
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, NEET: Those with hypno eyes and those who dig, you dig.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768814 del
>>768809
He posted some decent bulge before in his Mitch Dowds.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.768815 del
>>768811
I think I need to imagine the owner being a wanker to be ok with it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.768816 del
The quest to keep your car looking pristine is always going to be a futile one.
You just have to accept it will deteriorate over time and not sweat it.
A car is a functional thing, not an ornament.
My car got very serious paint peel because I left it ungaraged for years because I couldn't be bothered getting out and opening the heavy old garage door all the time, so I left it parked in full sun in the driveway. But it drives fine so I don't care.
I got scrapes all down the side from bushes on the side of my driveway too. And I backed into a trolley collection bay rail at Drakes once, huge scuff. These things happen.
If some cunt keyed my car on purpose I would use violence on them but that is more from affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.768817 del
>>768811
But yeah, a fancy car could be a working blokes pride and joy.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.768818 del
>>768816
The boys up here paint their 4WD utes with this textured spray on tray liner, It looks as tuff as rhino clit.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.768819 del
>>768816
>affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car
This is one of the things that is causing me to deteriorate mentally lately. I was raised to do the right thing and always tried to do the right thing and I've been shat on constantly.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.768820 del
>>768812
Keffirs


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.768821 del
>>768819
We live in a society where too many people defect from proper behaviour and what is worse is that they are allowed to get away with it.
This atomised clown world is demoralising and leaves the law abiding feeling like suckers.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.768822 del
>>768812
>Tiffo's Boer accent
My erection would be so quick and so firm, the elastic in my undies would snap.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.768823 del
I brought the washing in. Things dry very fast on these hot days.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.768824 del
Napped at uni. Woke up to a girl giving me a red bull. She said I looked like I could use it and laughed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.768825 del
>>768824
What a nice girl.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.768826 del
>tfw no red bull gf


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.768827 del
>>768822
I know a seth efrican fella and when we drink I get him to say keffirs because it is hilarious.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.768828 del
>>768822
Hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.768829 del
>>768828
Imagine him pronouncing "Pidge" in the Boer accent.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.768830 del
>>768829
With a glass of pineapple juice?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.768831 del
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I persisted with the Demon Slayer Anime and it is growing on me a little bit.
One of the characters who was just annoying I now find quite likeable and funny.
They start the characters off ridiculous which makes you feel like closing the tab, but over time they get filled in with more depth.
I will keep going at least a few more episodes.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.768832 del
>>768830
Of course.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.768833 del
>>768824
She was trying to chat you up, Chad.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.768834 del
>>768833
it didnt happen, the retard woke up in a pool of slobber and some chick nearby sniffily zipped up her pencil case and left. The red bull is a figment of his stunted imagination.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.768835 del
>>768834
Those accusations are unfounded.


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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.768837 del
>>768835
Same one who accused me of scratching my own car.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.768838 del
>>768833
I know but I'm shy and I have a gf.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.768839 del
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>>768836


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.768840 del
>>768839
looks like some star wars shit


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.768841 del
>>768837
You did though didn't you?

just joking


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.768842 del
>>768840
Darth Malak.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.768843 del
>>768840
Not really its for covid. the nigger wearing it gives it the star wars vibe tho I suppose.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.768844 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.768845 del
>>768844
He gave an interview on lex fridman today where he claimed that 'wokeness' is just rebranded communism. I hope all you neets will join me in condemning elon's fascism.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.768846 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.768847 del
The problem is that communists like cruisey take that as a compliment.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.768848 del
Off to buy more mongsters.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.768849 del
>>768847
Cruisey is an exploitative bossman, not a communist. If he had his way he would not pay his workers anything.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.768850 del
>>768848
Get me a lava guava mother please. The 4 pack.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.768852 del
>>768849
He is an end stage uber capitalist who sexually abuses poor migrant women.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.768853 del
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He is basically Hitler.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.768854 del
>>768852
He rewards them with $150


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.768855 del
>>768854
If they were white he would have to give them $250.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.768856 del
>>768854
>>768855
well he would if he hadn't fed them into the chinaman


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.768858 del
Is ufo watcher neet here?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.768859 del
Severely woed


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.768860 del
Big sleep in due to phone dying overnight again. Todays mission includes buying a USB wall charger for the bedroom. Woke up in the sleeping bag drenched in sweat.

>>768816
I agree wholeheartedly. I treat mine like a paddock basher. I'll buy a nice car when I'm not poor, one day. I've never ever driven a fast/nice car.

>>768824
She gave you wings

>>768779

They saw the ring. Someone also keyed mine ages ago, no idea why. I generally try to park far away from others.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.768861 del
>>768860
>the bedroom.
Is it really a bedroom or are you living in some sort of outhouse?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.768862 del
Might scratch my balls.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.768863 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.768864 del
>>768862
>>768863
Well done NEET. Are you the same NEET who cleaned two thirds of a table yesterday? Winning.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.768865 del
>>768864
I am indeed.
I believe in achievable goals.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.768866 del
Woe


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.768867 del
Going to have a nap while Motherbat makes dinner


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.768868 del
>>768866
Just one woe? You are not doing too badly then.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.768869 del
>>768867
Makes what? Its 3pm.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768870 del
>>768863
well done neet, all the little neets aspire to be like you


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768871 del
>>768869
Roast beef etc


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.768872 del
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I haven't watched Breaking Bad again since jessie got put in the meth pit.
He is trapped there until i watch the show again.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.768873 del
>>768867
She should be resting. You should be making dinner.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.768874 del
>>768872
Jessie is a little bitch.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.768875 del
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We will be watching the second half of Oppenheimer (2023) tonight at 7pm. 30 minutes before the movie starts I will put on a documentary so that confused neets who have trouble following the plot may better understand.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.768876 del
>>768874
he really is annoying isn't he?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.768877 del
>>768876
He started off okay but they ruined him by turning him into a simp and a whiny emo bitch.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.768878 del
>>768874
>>768876
Walter should have teamed up with Skinny Pete.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.768879 del
>>768875
>Oppenheimer2 : The Oppenheimering


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.768880 del
>>768875
I'm only confused as to why oppenhimer was so smart but thought that communism was awesome sauce.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.768881 del
>>768880
He was having sex with a hot commie chick


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.768882 del
>>768880
A lot of intelligent people are social losers (nerds) this is what drives their political views. Envy and spite.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.768883 del
>>768880
He was a jew. Spoiler communism isn't actually from each according to his ability to each according to his need, it's when jews become the new ruling class and destroy all opposition, so oppenheimer was cool with it


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.768884 del
41.2 degrees here.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.768885 del
>>768884
Hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.768886 del
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>>768884
what are you wearing big boy?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.768887 del
>>768884
Happy birthday.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.768888 del
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FUCK OFF WIZZY, /AUSNEETS/ ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE PROPERTY OF THE CROWN


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.768889 del
>>768888
>THE CROWN
They're lizard people. Not even human.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.768890 del
>>768888
This is why nobody likes you.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.768891 del
>>768888
Fucking based


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.768892 del
>>768886
Just three pieces of paper towel. Two in back one in front.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.768893 del
>>768858
I watch lots of ufo videos on youtube if that qualifies me


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.768894 del
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QUADS ANIM GONNA SMOKEA HOL BUNCHA METH
YOU NEETS CAN AVE SUM WHEN IM DONE


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.768895 del
>>768893
Yes you are qualified. I was just going to ask him what some good ones are so I can repost them.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.768896 del
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wizzy was never a real boong anyway - most boong languages don't have numbers beyond 3, which makes it hard for them to grasp concepts like 'quads'


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.768897 del
>>768896
You have said this more than 3 times before.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.768898 del
Had another nap. I want to go home but it is too hot outside.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.768899 del
33 here. I'm slipping around due to the sweat between my feet and thongs. Thong skating.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.768900 del
The chimney jacks have left with little fanfare or small talk. The house is covered in soot as were they, looking like a pair of niggers in the end.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.768901 del
>>768900
I am glad it is done.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.768902 del
>>768899
Have a shower and wash those thongs too.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.768903 del
22 here. It's quite nice.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.768904 del
>>768880
I thought he was trying to be House


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.768905 del
>>768904
Oppenheimer would beat House in a fight.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.768906 del
>>768888
Redcoat fucking cunt


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.768907 del
>>768894
Poor form


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.768908 del
>>768907
Can't expect much from Wizzy on his dole day.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.768909 del
>>768905
what if oppenheimer fought scarecrow?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.768910 del
>>768909
I would bet on scarecrow


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.768911 del
>>768906
Settle down nuro.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.768912 del
>>768895
Probably the best one is the long documentary The Phenomena https://youtube.com/watch?v=a0Kr1TwKhQk [Embed]

My personal favourite is Jerome Clarke's lecture on the subjectivity of anomalous experiences, but I think very few people understand that one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SelOdzppZ_g [Embed]


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.768913 del
>>768912
Cool I’ll post them on my blog. I’m trying to remember old good stuff and find new good stuff to post on it for curious people.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.768914 del
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>>768888
We approve.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.768915 del
>>768914
Your dead though big ears is in charge now.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.768916 del
I have swept for listening devices using my SDR and dusted and put the counted silverware back out. I'm off up the bush to stash the HDD thence back for friday pixxa and a moofie.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.768917 del
>>768916
what sdr you got champ? lime? hackrf?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.768918 del
>>768916
Watch out for that possum.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.768919 del
I found a tracking device up my arse once and was rather alarmed but then I remembered I'm with Wombosec.
Wombosec - You're Never Alone


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.768920 del
>>768918
It is the listening device.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.768921 del
>>768919
They have your arse covered.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.768922 del
>>768921
inside and out


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.768923 del
Far too many attractive women out 'there' again.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.768924 del
>>768923
Talk to them.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.768925 del
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Saved $3.50 due to the arse end being blown out.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.768926 del
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Just went back in time and bought an eagle boys pizza


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.768927 del
>>768925
The local abos gonna be mad you bought their discount goon


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.768928 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.768929 del
Searching for other websites/ platforms to use which aren't cursed


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.768930 del
Hungry again.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.768931 del
>>768929
Good luck tell us if you find any


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.768932 del
>>768925
Good buy. So long as the bag is intact that is all that counts.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.768933 del
>>768928
I know they sell all sorts of made in China Australia flag tat around Australia Day.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.768934 del
>>768930
What are you craving? Order some pixxas and garlic bread.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.768936 del
>>768932
I transferred the sack to an old empty box of the same brand. Fit like a glove!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.768937 del
>>768936
Very resourceful. Are you the NEET who cleaned two thirds of a table yesterday?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.768938 del
>>768927
I went to the counter with a good box and then she told me about the discounted one. Guess I look the type who would accept damaged goods.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.768939 del
>>768938
She was damaged goods too, that's how she recognised you.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.768940 del
Sweetie was still zonked when I came out for dinner, but the smell of the roast eventually got her to come over. Cut up her two saucers worth of beef which she wolfed down.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.768941 del
>>768940
It is good to hear she is recovered. It can be a bit scary when they are recovering from anaesthetic.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.768942 del
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Oppenheimer (2023) in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.768943 del
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Made a twitter account recently. Never had one before. Some great memes around.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.768944 del
>>768943
That's a good meme.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.768945 del
>>768943
did you have to give a phone number to get the account?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.768946 del
>>768945
Nope. Just used a temporary e-mail address, total burner account.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768947 del
Discord, reddit, twinktok, now twitter.
This is a concerning trend. The NEETs joining normie social media.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768948 del
>>768941
She is still whimpering randomly and wont go outside


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.768949 del
>>768948
A couple more hours and she should be right.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.768950 del
>>768947
>twinktok
Only for fun and sexual.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.768951 del
>>768950
That is what /ausneets/ is for.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.768952 del
>>768942
I think with the confusing, not clear cuts back and forth in time they want to create a tension for a story which is basically just eggheads blabbering in a classroom, and a dry security audition. Basically it's two movies cut together.
They also added speaking in hushed tones which become so fashionable in telly shows in the past decade.
Plus some surreal stuff, like the animations in the beginning and them fucking in front of the security committee.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.768953 del
>>768952
We'll start watching a 30 minute documentary on Oppenheimer now, and but on the second half of the movie in 30 minutes.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.768954 del
>>768947
You are all I need.
I now just look at the catalogue of pol.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.768955 del
Closed the catalogue.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.768956 del
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FUCK IT WE ARE GOING TO 6 BLADES


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.768957 del
>>768956
Nuro lost control shaving once.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.768958 del
He makes these low quality posts and calls them "OC".


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.768959 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.768960 del
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Oppenheimer time neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768961 del
>>768958
Better than whatever shit you are hurling at the fan cuntoid.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768962 del
>>768956
be careful noot.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.768963 del
>>768956
Do they still sell blades for that?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.768964 del
>>768631
Gonna look up some stuff then.
What you should have said: "what's the difference?"

>>768564
Got none.

>>768577
Stop gorging. Just don't be yourself.

>>768633
We call black eye a monocle.

>>768656
They use trail cams with solar panels here. Not on street lights but in the woods ofc.

>>768707
The sacrifices she makes.

>>768749
The fly in the cogs.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.768965 del
>>768963
Not for shick quadro anymore.

The 5 is trash. So fuck it we are going to 6.

imagine my Shick


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.768966 del
>>768957
Balls?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.768967 del
Does anybody know waht he is talking about at all? Is he copying someone or something?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.768968 del
>>768956
One to act as a decoy.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.768969 del
>>768958
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.768970 del
>>768956
The Gillette 3000

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gStI9ysPrhs [Embed]


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.768971 del
Nuro is off score a couple of burritos

See you later alligator


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.768972 del
>>768971
Have a safe trip Nuro.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.768973 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.768974 del
having a cup of russian caravan tea
might be nordy later


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768975 del
>>768974
>might be nordy later
Don't do it NEET.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768976 del
>>768967
He is too pillbrained to make sense.
>>768961
You don't even know who I am you minda.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.768977 del
>>768974
>having a cup of russian caravan tea
How is it?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.768978 del
>>768977
You're Russian him, let him think about it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.768979 del
>>768977
I don't mind it. It just tastes like a full bodied black tea. Reviews suggest a smokey flavor, but I've never really noticed it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.768980 del
>>768979
You need to blow some smoke into it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.768981 del
>>768979
Good then.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.768982 del
>>768978
Well bantered.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.768983 del
>>768981
What tea do you drink?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.768984 del
>>768983
Magyar Caracol tea.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.768985 del
>>768983
Yorkshire, black.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.768986 del
>>768985
Sugar?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.768987 del
>>768986
And lemon.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.768988 del
>>768987
hmm


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.768989 del
Lemon is an odd choice.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.768990 del
It's not. It's perfectly normal. Many millions drink tea with lemon.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.768991 del
>>768989
Your an odd choice


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.768992 del
Suggested watching, related to nuclear testing and bombs:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EBeIx8jFllo [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY [Embed]


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.768993 del
>>768990
You're awfully defensive about your weird tea habit.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.768994 del
>>768993
At least he doesn't add salt and seal blubber.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768995 del
>>768992
Oh, the first video was made here, in The Polygon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipalatinsk_Test_Site
The SU did "456 (340 underground and 116 aboveground)" nuclear tests in the area. People live there.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768996 del
>>768994
True.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.768997 del
>>768994
>yak butter


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.768998 del
>>768997
Get some yak in ya


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.768999 del
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>wanking the yaks


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.769000 del
Cruisey bathes in ass' milk.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.769001 del
>>768999
Does that yak have handcuffs on?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.769002 del
>>769001
He always tries to touch her bumhole


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.769003 del
>>768999
Someone has to do it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.769004 del
>>769001
It is restrained so it stays still for its wanking.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.769005 del
Yaks look funny
We should have yaks at The Commune


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.769006 del
>>768992
Thank you.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.769007 del
My great great grandmother got kicked in the head by a cow she was milking. It fucking killed her. My great great grandfather had to marry her little sister.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.769008 del
>>769007
>It fucking killed her.
Hoofed!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.769009 del
>>769007
Did they eat the cow?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.769010 del
>>769009
I don't know but I guess so. This happened in England but the sister was in Australia and so he came out with my infant great grandfather.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.769011 del
>>769007
Crikey.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.769012 del
>>769011
Strewth


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769013 del
>>769012
Stone the bleedin' crows


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769014 del
>>769007
The way I heard that story is she was milking a bull by mistake.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.769015 del
>>769013
You flamin' galah.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.769016 del
>>769015
You're off your rocker


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.769017 del
Wondering if nuro made it back from the burrito trip.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.769018 del
>>769017
I wonder if he feels bloated and lethargic


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769019 del
>>769017
he'd be having a burrito feast at the beach


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769020 del
>>769014
It was no mistake


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.769021 del
Which neet keeps posting "stick to the tennis"?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.769022 del
>>769021
Several of us have been posting it at iga for a while but now he has started trying to post it back but he rarely makes sense.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.769023 del
>>769022
>iga
Neither of them make much sense.
At least one neet uses it for anyone that criticises nuro even when they obviously are not iga.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.769024 del
>>769023
Lol, iga is the only one who has the tantrums


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.769025 del
Went to a “protest” in Melbourne for Palestine. One dude with an Israeli flag and a bunch of typical lebs cheering when someone honked. Nothing burger.
Got done by a red light camera
Lost $10 having a poke


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.769026 del
>>769025
Why did you do that?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769027 del
>>769023
>criticises nuro
You need to relax and just enjoy the based one's presence. Just give him a "Based" and move on. We don't need your critiques.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769028 del
>>769024


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.769029 del
>>769025
>Got done by a red light camera
there goes a fortnight of cenno money


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.769030 del
>>769022
Now this is projection. It is just you and tiffo mate.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.769031 del
Too tired to wank.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.769032 del
>>769025
>Got done by a red light camera
That was karma for going against G*d's chosen.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.769033 del
>>769032
Based and Alison Brie pilled.


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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.769035 del
>>769030
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.769036 del
>>769035
Shit in a pan.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.769037 del
>>769025

the jews are gonna win, just watch


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.769038 del
threads dedicated to Nuro: 1
threads dedicated to IGA: less than 1
status: WINNING


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.769039 del
drank a litre of orange juice after the caravan tea
might have a sleep


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.769040 del
The bit that is worse than when iga spams the board and acts like a cunt for a few days is the bit after where he very obviously tries to put the blame on others and stir up new drama.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.769041 del
>>769039
Well hydrated.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.769042 del
He really has his head so far up his own arse he can't tell when he is being mocked.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.769043 del
>>769039
Probably a bit sugary but not the worst thing in the world.
Goodnight neet.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.769044 del
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10/10 to whoever made this thread, his jealousy is really fucking funny to watch.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769045 del
Haven’t done a poo since Tuesday.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769046 del
>>769044
Is iga even still here? I thought he left ages ago


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769047 del
>>769045
That is not healthy


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.769048 del
Sick of the fucking drama.
Going to leave for a week.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.769049 del
>>769048
Set a reminder.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.769050 del
>>769046
I guess it must be a completely diferent NEET having iga style tantrums over how much more we like nuro than him.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.769051 del
I would not say I like Nuro, I would say that I love him.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.769052 del
I hate NEETs but I hate IGAY the most.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769053 del
>>769045
Time for the coat hanger.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769054 del
Nuro is as popular as iga is loathed


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769055 del
>>769051
It takes a brave NEET to speak his heart.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.769056 del
>>769048
iktf


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769057 del
>>769045
Big queue.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769058 del
>>769057
He needs his queue clearance renewed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.769059 del
>>769055
I was inspired by the NEET who confessed his love for Mongaro. Why should we hide it?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.769060 del
>>769059
2024 should be the Year of NEET Free Love


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.769061 del
Or should that be Free NEET Love?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.769062 del
>>769058
Well bantered.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.769063 del
still 27 degrees inside, I'll never be able to sleep


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.769064 del
>>769060
2024 will be another year of acceptance, and our love for one another is one of the things we need to come to accept.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.769065 del
I did stick to my diet at least, that's something achieved today


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.769066 del
>>769063
No cool zone?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.769067 del
>>769065
Good on you NEET, small wins lead to big wins.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.769068 del
>>769065
Well done NEET. Do you have much weight to lose?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.769069 del
>>769064
You have inspired me NEET, I shall confess my secret shame, I love one of the nameless NEETs who never posts.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.769070 del
>>769069
Worse than bestiality.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.769071 del
>>769070
The forbidden aspect is what makes it so hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.769072 del
NEETs I have become a shut in. For a time it was necessity but no longer.
How do you meet people?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.769073 del
>>769072
At the pub but I have to be in the mood.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.769074 del
>>769072
>How do you meet people?
Take up a hobby or sport. Join a group.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.769075 del
>>769053
I can feel the OJ percolating. I’ll probably have to do a poo at 3am.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.769076 del
>>769075
I hate the middle of the night poo.
Wake up to a big fart and realise it's got a poo chaser.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.769077 del
nolan hasn't made a decent movie since the 2000s. Change my mind


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.769078 del
>>769076
it's like having a home invader in your colon


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.769079 del
>>769046
He still posts photos occasionally.
>>769050
>tantrums
Projecting again, ripping off memes again.
Watch out neets, buro will say "big mad" next.
>>769076
I don't think I've ever woken up needing to poo. I normally don't feel anything moving around in there until I've had my fourth or fifth coffee and then I dump a kg with the consistency of porridge.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769080 del
>>769079
This is better, at least your putting some effort in now.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769081 del
I've got an empty lemonade bottle in my room that makes noises to tell me the direction of the temperature change. It is currently cooling down.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.769082 del
Still need to tone down the nuro hate to be believable though.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.769083 del
>>769080
>your


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.769084 del
>>769083
Yes you make that post every time too.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.769085 del
>>769084
Cite one other example please.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769086 del
Chicken done, about to cook a BEAN dish.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769087 del
Thinking of making an /ausneets/ spin off called /nuro/, dedicated solely to the silver fox, his exploits and adventures. And frankly ausneets hasn't been making as much money as I'd hoped.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769088 del
>>769077
I will have to go and check the dates of his movies. Please hold.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.769089 del
>>769086
Based.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769090 del
>>769087
We basically had that when imissfather was more active.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769091 del
>>769087
I would post there.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.769092 del
>>769077
I have checked. Inception and Interstellar were good.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.769093 del
>>769092
I liked inception but I couldn't take it seriously because I saw the sout park episode first.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769094 del
I wish we could go back to a drama-free /ausneets/ like when soyfree had /chill/.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769095 del
Cleaned all afternoon while listening to Triple J.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.769096 del
>>769092
>Interstellar
It was bloody not!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.769097 del
I've got an erection.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.769098 del
>>769092
He did Insomnia too, whaty's with the In names?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.769099 del
>>769097
Super glue it to a police officer.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.769100 del
>>769096
I enjoyed it. Good sound track.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.769101 del
>>769097
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.769102 del
>>769100
I'd agree about the sound track. I found the film too dumb conceptually. The eureka scene was particularly dumb.
The whole premise - needing to leave earth due to "blight" - makes no sense. At the point you are building O'Neil cylinders to inhabit, why not just make big greenhouses on earth that are free from blight?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.769103 del
Thinking about whisky.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.769104 del
>>769103
Irish?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769105 del
>>769102
>The eureka scene
Yeah that was cringe. It wasn't a perfect movie, but it was good.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769106 del
>>769104
Scots


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769107 del
Scotch rather


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.769108 del
>>769106
The glenmorangie?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.769109 del
>>769108
Bleh is on sale, $24 off at Craigs.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.769110 del
>>769109
>$24 off
That is a good discount.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.769111 del
>>769110
And you get a toothless gobby.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.769112 del
>>769110
I think it is one of those never real price anyway discounts but it works out ok.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.769113 del
The computer tells me I have won 1 out of 143 games of Russian Solitaire.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.769114 del
Not sure if I should have a nap or go to bed.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.769115 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.769116 del
>>769115
Good night NEET.


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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.769118 del
>>769029
More like a week. Straight onto a payment plan.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.769119 del
Fapping furiously. Have to hold up the batting average this month


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.769120 del
>>769113
Don’t try Russian Roulette then


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.769121 del
>>769120
Well bantered.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.769122 del
>>769113
I wonder how it would effect gambling rvenue if pokie machines had to tell you your total wins/losses whenever you played.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.769123 del
>>769122
It would cause more suicides


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.769124 del
What if the revolver had to tell you your win/loss rate?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.769125 del
Saw a disturbing thing. Was disturbed. Don't want to sleep. Too many nightmares


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.769127 del
>>769125
What happened NEET?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.769128 del
>>769127
>>768690


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.769129 del
Tomorrow will be day 11 of nowank for me. Am I the only neet doing NNN?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.769130 del
>>769129
I'm wanking right now.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.769131 del
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TGIF NEETs!


Jewtin huilo NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.769132 del
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Say hello to communists from the sky
https://hello2ivan.com/


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.769133 del
NEETs GOONDADDY is IGA

and GOONDADDY is your ENEMY


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.769135 del
>>769133
>>769134
Cunt fuck off with your drama. I don't care if you post your bike rides and your roast lambs and your oxy pills just drop it the bullshit.

Be. Fucking. Comfy!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.769136 del
>>769122
You have that on your j card.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.769137 del
>>769111
>>769109
How could you say no?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.769138 del
was there a single nonwhite character in oppenheimer?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.769139 del
>>769138
Rami whatever, the Egyptian Mr robot guy.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.769140 del
I turned the air con off when I went to bed. The room heated up again and I woke up sweating. It is back on now.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.769141 del
>>769129
I think you are.
I haven’t had one since Tuesday night, on account of not doing that at Motherbat’s. So when I go home on Monday morning I will have the option of ending a five day streak.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.769142 del
roast beef and gravy roll for breakkayie


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.769143 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.769144 del
>>769143
mording


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.769145 del
>>769142
breakfast of the based


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.769146 del
morning bros, slept badly due to the heat


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.769147 del
>>769144
>>769146
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.769148 del
>>769147
mording 2 u 2


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.769149 del
roll was good
gave Sweetie some beef


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.769150 del
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Why was this post deleted?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.769151 del
>>769129
I started two weeks into october


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.769152 del
>>769151
Hows your bollocks?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.769153 del
>>769150
probably goondaddy was trying to impress some girl or something. Women love powerful men, and nothing says power more than being a mod on ausneets


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.769154 del
the roll and the mondster are the straw that broke the camel's back
massive clogger about to appear
need to finish my cup of tea first though she wont let me take it in there


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.769155 del
>>769154
>she wont let me take it in there
are you not the man of the house? Drink your tea where and when it suits you.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.769156 del
let me get some action from the back section


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.769157 del
still no action from the back section


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.769158 del
>>769149
Is she feeling better today?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.769159 del
>>769153
>or something
Hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.769160 del
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Took a racism test while doing my clogger


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769161 del
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I hate indians so much its unreal


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769162 del
>>769158
Mostly I think. Will take her for a small walk soon.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.769163 del
>>769160
Very productive NEET. Well done on the high score.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.769164 del
>>769163
Thank you, NEET


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.769165 del
>>769160
Why the fuk would you give up that kind of data? maybe (You) should keep a low profile on the internet.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.769166 del
>>769165
lol who cares about some loaded quiz?
https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.769167 del
>>769165
People love posting things on the internet
>My vagina and butthole are contracting involuntarily as I have flashbacks.
>I want the crazy train I’m on, to slow down enough so I can jump off for a while.
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/17s3125/omfg_gyno_surgery_checkup/


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.769168 del
>>769165
hide your power level neets


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.769169 del
>>769160
You got 100% in all fields well done.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.769171 del
>>769170
wasn't it just 99% guys watching each other masturbate?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.769172 del
>>769171
Hot!


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.769173 del
>>769170
Spooky how how the Russian news missed one key detail, hopefully a one off.
>Omegle Was Forced to Shut Down by a Lawsuit From a Sexual Abuse Survivor
>>“The permanent shutdown of Omegle was a term negotiated between Omegle and our client in exchange for Omegle getting to avoid the impending jury trial verdict,” Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who represented A.M., tells WIRED. Attorneys for Omegle did not respond to a request for comment on the settlement. Emails to Omegle were not returned.
https://www.wired.com/story/omegle-shutdown-lawsuit-child-sexual-abuse/


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.769174 del
I assumed ommegle got (((shut down)))


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.769175 del
>>769174
Good for you.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.769176 del
>>769171
occasionally there would be some prime 1% cock


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.769177 del
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>>769176
The other 99% is at kmart


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.769178 del
took Sweetie and Motherbat for a walk


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.769179 del
>>769157
I wanna do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people, is that so wrong?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.769180 del
Minute of silence at 11am


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.769181 del
>>769180
...which time zone?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.769182 del
>>769181
all of them


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.769183 del
>>769140
I went outside around 3 and it had cooled a bit.
It's supposed to be mid 20s today.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.769184 del
>>769142
Not a real breaky meat


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.769185 del
>>769184
I am sure it was better than whatever you had.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.769186 del
eating some sara lee choc chip cookie pies, heated in the microwave. They are so fucking good neets, I'm giving them the first ever ausneets executive council tick of approval


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.769187 del
>>769181
>>769180
Ban all these fuckheads who don't shut up.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.769188 del
>>769176
>>769185


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.769190 del
>>769186
What is the cost per 100g?


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.769191 del
>>769188
two (you)s


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.769192 del
Cruisey thinks he can just get out of bed with his choof hangover and start being mean to everybody.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.769193 del
>>769191
Save them for a rainy day


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.769194 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.769195 del
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>>769192


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.769196 del
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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.769197 del
>>769192

You are now in my sights.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.769198 del
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>>769197


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.769199 del
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Tonight on womboflix Captain Phillips (2013) - the true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the U.S.-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Warning, this film contains scenes of black people getting shot, and may disturb some neets and excite others. 7pm AEDT

Tomorrow night will be The Ghost And The Darkness(1996)


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.769200 del
>>769199
Good warning.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.769201 del
>>769196
She cute. I know how you feel


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.769202 del
>>769200
I like seeing floppies get slotted, but I hate that paedo Tom Hanks and his terrible acting. I'll probably give up on it after 10 minutes.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.769203 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uFNidIXmqfI [Embed]


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.769204 del
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>>769202
>paedo Tom Hanks


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.769205 del
>>769173
in the end I dont care about the site but I suppose pedos and creeps will eventually ruin everything online. I wonder what the site's business model was?


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NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.769207 del
>>769186
I may have to give them a try with such a review.
>>769192
He is a thug and a bully.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.769208 del
>>769206
That was not the best Olive.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.769209 del
I want to plant that sapling I have been growing for a couple years in a pot but the soil here is like ten centimeters deep and then its fukn rock. The other trees just put roots out along the top of it.


NEET 11/10/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.769210 del
>>769205
Probably advertisers with a large amount of 'users'.


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I'm sure this will turn out well.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.769214 del
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Ungh Fuck lawn.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.769216 del
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>>769214
>Fuck lawn


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.769217 del
are there any imageboards that do play by post roleplaying?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.769218 del
>>769217
You find yourelf in a strange walled compound. Surrounding you is a crowd of large grubby naked men looking at you hungrily, lurking behind them are several small skinny creatures eyeing you even more hungrily.
Behind them you see a dirty and weather beaten sign on which you think you can make out the words NEET Cumpound.
What do you do?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.769219 del
>>769209
Just plant it in a bigger pot.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.769220 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.769222 del
>>769220
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.769223 del
Lost 30


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.769224 del
>>769223
You didn't even try to stick to the system. You were all over the shop.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.769225 del
>>769224
I limited to 30, so put a 50 in and got down to $6, then up to 40


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.769226 del
>>769225
You fucked up bro.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.769227 del
>>769150
Monk will tell us when he wakes up this afternoon.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.769228 del
>>769226
I followed the system.
Might have different rules on Saturday.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.769229 del
>>769228
You don't even know what the system is any more. You're done.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.769230 del
>>769229
Trust the system, the system is your friend.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.769231 del
>>769133
Goondaddy is monk.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.769232 del
Took Motherbat to Bunnings, Wohlers, The Reject Shop, Coles, Liquorland and Subway.
There was a large family of deaf mongs ahead of us making grunting noises and gang signs and taking forever to order their retart sandwiches. Got a barbecue chook for dinner. Going to give Sweetie the oysters in a minute and then drink my hard ciders.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.769233 del
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>Nuro rides a mobility scooter hurr durr…..

Hold my Beer.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.769234 del
>>769232
Was Cruisey with them?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.769235 del
Off to hit the Pan.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.769236 del
>>769223
Well done NEET, you look fabulous!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.769237 del
>>769232
Sounds like a big day for her. How are her legs doing?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.769238 del
>>769233
That's a cool vehicle.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.769239 del
>>769235
Hit a tennis ball instead.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.769241 del
>>769239
Well bantered.


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>>769232
>gang signs


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.769243 del
>>769239
Use the pan as a racquet


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.769245 del
>>769234
He was probably the one who came in as they were done and starting shouting "1 more" and pushing his way in front of me. Motherbat pinched my arm trying to get me not to say anything.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.769246 del
>>769237
She is doing better thanks to the drugs she has been on for a couple of weeks.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.769247 del
>>769223
that better be kilos, not neetbux


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.769248 del
>>769233
Looks almost as retarded as that shitbox Lancia you intentionally put in the shot.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.769249 del
>>769243
Smart to play shit ball literally, they can play doubles.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.769250 del
>>769248
You sound jelly.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.769251 del
>>769223
You win some, you lose more. what are you really gambling with?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.769252 del
I bet he went to the rub and tug after the poke.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.769253 del
>>769252
then got a Subway


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.769254 del
>>769252
I went to a social gathering.
There were a few who looked like they needed a hip rub.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.769255 del
>>769251
Money. Its what you win too.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.769256 del
>>769253
I dont eat that shit


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.769257 del
>>769256
>He's still hungover.


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>>769256


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>>769256
Take it easy dude, put another pineapple in. It's what the Chinaman needs.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.769260 del
>>769249
That would be messy but fun to watch.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.769261 del
>>769245
One more what?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.769262 del
>>769261
one more sammich for the group order


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.769263 del
>>769262
Big invoice.


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>>769242


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.769265 del
>>769249
>they
Tiffo can use his autismo tray!


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.769266 del
>>769265
Three way shit tennis?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.769267 del
>>769265
There might be too much splatter, a wok/pan would catch it better.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.769268 del
Will the poo ball be a normal size poo or a big clogger?


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.769269 del
Things were better without the three of them.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.769270 del
>>769268
Depends on whether it is an amateur game or professional league game. A clogger would be for the professionals.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.769271 del
>>769264
MS-21


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.769272 del
>>769271
kek


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.769273 del
>>769271
lol


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.769274 del
>>769271
Very well bantered.


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.769275 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.769276 del
HUNGOVER RUDE CHOOF FIEND


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.769277 del
MY ARSE IS GLORIOUS


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.769278 del
ALL THE NEETS LUST AFTER MY GLORIOUS ARSE


NEET 11/11/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.769279 del
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