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NEET General #757 - Morning Routine Edition NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No. 771282
How do you like to start the day off, neets?
OLD: >>770243

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.771284 del
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Oh, yeah thats right. Unironically use AI to write ESG glad handing bullshit.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.771285 del
loled at the alex jones pills

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.771286 del
He thinks the alex jones pills counter the toilet pills he takes.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.771287 del
If an ambulance came all that would happen would be a diagnosis of severe case of basedness

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.771288 del
>day off

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Only the pre-initiated will be at liberty in the coming storm of globalist tyranny.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.771291 del
And he's correct.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.771294 del
poorly bantered

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.771295 del
Goodnight Weber 😘

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.771296 del
Cucumber sandwich induced trauma.
I'm yet to eat today.
Are you the reason why I'm banned from all boards?
Very stressful profession.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.771297 del
Member of what? The Association of Creepshotters Australia?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.771298 del
Nuro is the head of the big members club.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.771299 del
Call Cringe Stoppers on 1800 6 555 06

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buros got a fast car

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.771304 del
I was stuck in the old thread.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.771305 del
Terrible thread

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.771306 del
Reasonably well bantered.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.771307 del
Should have stayed there, this one is terrible

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.771309 del
Nuro is just big mad that he is getting bagged out in this thread.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.771310 del
Good ambulance trip?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.771311 del
He's not even here

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.771312 del
So is doxxing on here allowed now?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.771313 del
Even more cringe than nuro, is neets who have him living in their heads rent free

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.771314 del
They're ruining the board more than the three musketqueers lately

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.771315 del
I might get a tribal tattoo like Weber

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.771316 del
I think webby must have got that pre racism

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.771317 del
someone create a new board and use those id numbers other boards use, I'll post there cause I'm just about had this place, the last two weekends I've kept away because of all the drama,I'm at the stage now where I would rather watch a half dozen episodes everyday of old tv shows that post here.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.771318 del
The /polru/ board has ID tracking, so there's no reason it can't be turned on here.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.771319 del
>o there's no reason it can't be turned on here
other than the board having been abandoned by BO

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.771320 del
I don't understand why there is no moderation here.
From what I could gather Chickendinner quit as BO but for some reason it seems he was never replaced and the place is basically just unmoderated now.
Why was there not a new BO selected after chickendinner quit?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.771321 del
No-one wants to do it

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.771322 del
Has it been properly advertised?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.771323 del
nuro could.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.771325 del
Basically no one would post here if nuro took over.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.771326 del
I dunno, hes learned a lot from trump. He would be fair.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.771328 del
No one would post on neetlyfe

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.771329 del
>Residents of a tiny town where a 17-year-old girl was allegedly raped say they are “living in fear” after hundreds of migrant farm workers moved in.

The climate coons are coming

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.771330 del
Create it yourself you crybaby poof

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.771331 del
Slut wanted it

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.771332 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.771333 del
X isn't Y

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.771334 del
Cat bit me with its one rotten tooth. Fuck cat, I was just lying there I didn't do anything.
Got the detol out, might get sepsis anyway

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.771335 del
This horrible cat. Do you secretly love it and just exaggerate how awful it is? Or is it really that bad?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.771336 del
I have no strong feelings about cat. Cat was once young and nice, now cat is old and demented. There was never a delineation.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.771337 del
As if that fuckup monk will even respond to reports or enforce any rules

This. We need ID tracking here. And everybody would see him

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.771338 del
No, I'm too dumb, but judging by your response I might just check in a couple of times a week and see how that works out.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.771339 del
Nuro posted there all the time. He couldn't stay away from iga. The attempt by iga to escape nuro was what lead to nuro shitting in a pan.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.771340 del
ID tracking is IP tracking. Not worth.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.771341 del
who cares unless you're a pedo or a nazi

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.771342 del
Or a car tire.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.771343 del

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.771344 del
>As if that fuckup monk will even respond to reports or enforce any rules
I'm just a janny. A help helper. I don't look at reports. imissfather is still the big boss.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.771345 del
based monk

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.771346 del
Rubbed my balls a bit.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.771348 del
imissfather won't do anything about IGA because then the neets will ask why Nuro is still being protected.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.771350 del
We just need to start over somewhere new.
Weber needs to buy ausneets.com and bring the ban hammer down.
A strongman to lead us to the light.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.771351 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KoliMsT5ah0 [Embed]
Approximately 2.4 webers. Big boy.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.771352 del
I can't watch that show I find it too distressing.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.771353 del
Do you neets know of any good adventure films that have come out lately?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.771354 del
No you are just a fuck up. A fucked up fuck up. You don’t look at your own life. Imissfather quit. Goondaddy is on team IGA and /ausneets/ has reached the end.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.771355 del
Fish curry is very good. Huge flavour in these southern curries, good choice for multi pack. Spicy, bitter, pungent. Not quiet fishy enough with tuna, might even warrant the vile fermented fish paste.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.771356 del
Are you in Adelaide?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.771357 del
imissfather is still here.
Back to the dunny, infowars pillbrain

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.771358 del
Opening a Sauv Blanc. Cheeky neet hours.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.771359 del
big first glass?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.771360 del
Just slipped out the back for a couple and poured a goon.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.771361 del
Already had a few before this one.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.771362 del
What is that new wedding drama show that is coming out soon?

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.771363 del
you tell me sweety

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.771364 del
The Boys season 3 is a bit ordinary.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.771365 del
The rot started with Season 2.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.771366 del
They got a swarthy jewess to play the nazi woman.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.771368 del
They could have used that story better. It was cool linking it to German eugenics.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.771369 del
Goodnight neets.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.771371 del
morning bros

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.771373 del
Good morning Weber 😘

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.771374 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nydH-BQ_pgo [Embed]

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.771376 del
Good morning NEETs.

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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.771378 del
Stingy wee wee and a squirt.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.771379 del
you need action from the back section

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.771380 del
Put your big stinky bin out Weber

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.771381 del
Show it off to the neighborhood

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.771382 del
Jiggle that tub, make it rattle

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.771383 del
Fuck off.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.771384 del
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NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.771386 del
I YouTuber I used to watch died. He was 75.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.771387 del
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I offered to rid the board of its hated cringe pedophile and kick that commie cruisey to the kerb where he belongs, but the fag BO at the time didnt want to hurt anyone's fee-fees and instead made it a safe space for his ilk. That offer has gone cold, I dont care if this board goes the way of Something Awful.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.771388 del
Better go to the vet and tell them what happened. Maybe they can give you a shot and look at the bite.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.771390 del
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So your solution is to turn off the anon posting, thereby wrecking the board dynamic. Bravo, Monk-ey, (You) are literally police chief wiggum now.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.771391 del
This board was always for namefriends.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.771392 del
You can still kick me in the curb if you like.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.771393 del
IP tracking and ID branding should only apply to (You) so as to take away your shifty commie jew mask.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.771394 del
Good morning NEETs. I started the day with a Dare Greentop.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.771395 del
he believe in you tiffo. You are the omni-man of ausneets

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.771396 del
The humans still work for us

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.771397 del
a step up from the town drunk

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.771398 del
Cat doesn't have rabies. Though I should probably get a tetnus shot

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.771399 del
Get up to date on your shots. You dont want the cat to get sick.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.771400 del
Tiffo is actually a tankie, he just doesnt know it.
I bet if I got some quotes by Trotski and put them on a picture of Goebbels, he'd share them with the nsn.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.771401 del
Tiffo is an eco-volk socialist soldier. He cares not for either social media or rhetoric doctrine.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.771402 del
Gonna boil half a doxen x, maybe it'll help with the coffee guts.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.771403 del
mash them up with mayonaisse then spread them on toast, maybe with a bit of melted cheese. They're nice that way.

NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.771404 del
Well bantered

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.771405 del
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Two X and salt for morning tea. Got some Barely Max™ on the boil. I cant do curried x sandwiches without thinking of that scene out of Snowtown with the fat chick posing naked.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.771406 del
Tiffin is going to ace NNN even though he could hypnotize any yoga pants roastie he meets bushwalking.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.771407 del
Thats sad, can we have the link or does it doxx you as a model train enjoyer?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.771408 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.771410 del
1 is that real?
2 who is the commie cruisey?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.771411 del
goddammit last night I passed out after drinking half of the bottle
and now it's too late to drink the rest, in 3 hours and a half I have to be at work

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.771412 del
cancer takes years to develop, if any researchers are getting cancer this year they must have caught the virus 5+ years ago

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.771413 del
Dont know if the new pandemic psyop just dropped, but stay away from gook whores for a bit. Cruisey is a commie degenerate and supports isreal. Can you turn on ID flags for his IP? I want one that puts a red star on all his posts.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.771414 del
1) Probably not.
2) Cruisey is a neet here. Tiffin (nuro's friend) thinks Cruisey is a communist and hates him for it.
Nuro and tiffin have been trying to get us to move to discord so they can have control over our community.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.771415 del
cancers from viruses are a tiny subset of cancer medicine. Even those ones commonly understood to cause cancer like HPV and cervical cancer is based on highly dubious data. Its a good psyop straw man tho. An airborne flu like pandemic illness that gives you fatal cancer in six months. I hope its real TBQH

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.771416 del
Can't remember whether I've wanked already today. My memory is going.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.771417 del
Tiffo loves me and my pinko ways.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.771418 del
Eating a rustic white baguette with butter. From woolies.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.771419 del
Erin Phillips running in yoga shorts.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.771420 del
What can I use to scratch my scratchie ticket? I don't have any coins and I don't want that nasty stuff under my fingernails.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.771421 del
try your keys

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.771423 del
We all love you.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.771424 del
You need a wank journal.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.771425 del
Lost $10

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.771426 del
Thinking about back in 33 when tiff was the arm of the nsdap and I was kicked out and had to hide with yugo scum for a decade because I couldnt explain the difference between a kibbutz and a commune once

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.771427 del
idk how to turn on id flags
why the fuck would anyone use discord for anything besides dms?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.771428 del
you could've drank those 10 usd
shame on you

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.771429 del
If only. Our currency is far weaker.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.771430 del
How was your green fairy?
Did the clouds turn green?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.771431 del
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the chinaman always wins in the end

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.771432 del
>use discord
They want control.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.771433 del
No he doesnt. You just want him to.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.771434 del
Imagine wanting, or even enjoying seing your mates lose.
Pretty messed up tbh

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.771435 del
And all because you want to perpetuate the myth that gambling means you'll lose.
Just regurgitated 'what could you be doing' adverts.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.771436 del
I used the blunt end of a knife to do my scratchie. Won $7, a $2 profit.
I have tickets for tonight's powerball and Saturday's lotto too.
Going to strike it rich.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.771437 del
my bad
I guess it was alright for a liquor
when I woke up I had some light tracing visuals
plebbit moment

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.771438 del
There are some sick individuals on this website.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.771439 del
I have the lott app but I cant verify myself to transfer money.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.771440 del
Bad home individuals arranging the details of a trip to the fish and chips shop by yelling to each other from different ends of the street. No dignity.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.771441 del
Probably for the best.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.771442 del
I used to have an account on ozlotteries.com
And one on sportsbet.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.771443 del
that kind of mentality is bullshit
a lot of people don't drink, don't smoke, and don't gamble but still live paycheck to paycheck and have nothing to show for it
if anything, statistically speaking you can only lose a salary, but you can win 10 times more

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.771444 del
These Cruiseys are all the same, no matter where they are from.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.771445 del
I hope Cruisey doesn't think it was me Chinaman shaming him. Wrongfully accused.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.771446 del
when you make it big don't forget to share a few drinks with the less fortunate neets

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.771447 del
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I'm innocent.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.771448 del
I will fund a stay in rehab for all NEETs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.771449 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.771450 del
I did my 32 bodyweight squats. The last two times I have had my knees pointing further outwards. Can feel the burn.

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that would be our worst nightmare

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.771452 del
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its a noble obsession

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.771453 del
good job neet

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.771454 del
>bodyweight squats
You mean with a barbell that weighs as much as you, r-right NEET?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.771455 del
I think the lottery can be a healthy form of gambling since it gives you something to look forward to and can inspire you to imagine a better future for yourself, even if it is a future gained by not doing any work to earn it.
The pokies are a bit more grim, they do not inspire any higher imaginings but rather just let you dissociate for a time in the present.
Dissociation has its uses but playing the pokies is an expensive way to do it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.771456 del
No I don't. Bodyweight is enough. Get some muscle and some flexibility without injuries or grunting and groaning.
I used to hate doing squats with the bar. Worst exercise by far. Used to hurt just having it sit on my shoulders. Never again.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.771457 del
I am looking up exercises to do so that you can sit cross-legged on the floor like a school kid. I could never do it properly even when I was a schoolkid.
I want flexibility. I want to be LITHE and SUPPLE. Wish I had Based Tiffo to lead me through his callisthenics routine.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.771458 del
i WILL run a full marathon next year

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.771459 del
I believe in you NEET. Go dressed up in a costume too.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.771460 del
Might crack open that second rustic white baguette.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.771461 del
Puntneets are one of the lowest spiritual forms of neet.
Suffering both the phisical and the metaphysical, but still degenerating.

The neet in the center of the tightrope can only better himself, he is spiritually static and can remain in this position forever.
The punt neet still has a long way to fall, gradually losing sight of right and wrong.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.771463 del
Well image reply bantered.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.771464 del
No need to be nasty.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.771465 del
It was trainman4602.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.771466 del
7 posts containing "weber" in this thread.
1 post in the spam thread that should have been deleted hours ago.
20 in the previous thread, about 15 of those last night from that N/IGA cunt

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.771467 del
Dissociation is always tied to moral decent, so is always degenerate.
Mongs in the state of nature have no self awareness and so cannot dissociate. A higher moral agency is needed to dissociate, and the highest moral being could dissociate but doesn't.

So it is the puntneet who is the most degenerate, having the most to lose and actively losing.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.771468 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.771469 del
the mong board marches on m8

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.771470 del
ProjectionistNEET: Did you acquire the Invincible: Atom Eve special or the first four episodes of Season 2?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.771471 del
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Watching this moofie. Awesome. 10/10 reccomend for womboflix.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.771472 del
Having a Lava Guava Mother on that NEET's recommendation. Forgot to take it with me to the Whizzers this morning, so washing down my Subway with it now.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.771473 del
You're having another episode Weber

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.771474 del
>foreign filth

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.771475 del
30 feels like 27

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.771476 del
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I wonder how long Elon has left to live.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.771477 del
You look no older than 21 ;)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.771478 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.771479 del
No, wasn't planning on streaming anything until the weekend. I need a break.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.771480 del
Yeah that's cool. I wasn't sure from the chat last night whether you knew they existed

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.771481 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.771482 del
One of JC's best, the mullet suited him.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.771484 del
What a faggot response.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.771485 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.771486 del
The Dot Com Bubble : What Actually Happened?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.771487 del
And within a week the mice have learned how to unscrew the bulb and do nangs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.771488 del
He's no economics or IT expert.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.771489 del
Neither is Weber

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.771490 del
keep it up

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.771491 del
>Lava Guava Mother
What is your verdict? How does it rate?

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.771493 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.771494 del
Tantrum in 3 2 1..

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.771495 del
We're waiting.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.771496 del
You're a popular and well-liked individual.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.771497 del
Weber Y2K proofed his PC back in '99

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.771498 del
eating some anzac cookies

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.771499 del
Good choice NEET.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.771500 del
That was prudent of him.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.771501 del
Where's the tantrum?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.771503 del
I cant get the money off it

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.771504 del
>you can only lose a salary, but you can win 10 times more
Bossman mindset.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.771506 del
Communist gamblers.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.771507 del
Not entirely.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.771508 del
I detail every time I participate in extracurricular activities.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.771509 del
Its the other way around. Pokies means you at least need to leave the house.
Cross lotto returns are way worse than pokes.
Just because your grandma endorces one doesnt mean the other one is worse.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.771511 del
The NEET on the tightrope will stagnate and not move for risk of failure.
PuntNEETs enbrace change.

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss;

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.771512 del
>never breathe a word
you dont know where you are do you?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.771513 del
You keep implying I'm losing.
I lost 10 today, I won 90 or 100 last time.
SpreadsheetNEET can tell you the tally.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.771514 del
Id probably say a few words if i lost everything.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.771515 del
No, no I'm not implying anything. Gambling is degenerate, your loss is moral.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.771516 del
Demon Slayer just had the most CLASSIC anime fight scene. It had everything. A heroic monologue before he calls out his moves, a massive sword clash with flames everywhere.
I was moved to tears at the end of it all.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6xoxWH1qSag [Embed]

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.771517 del
Grow up.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.771518 del
You would need to let Spreadsheet NEET know. Tell him to divide by zero.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.771519 del
I am what I am.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.771520 del
I will refrain from berating you further

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.771521 del
This Demon Slayer anime teaches good values. That you have to work hard to become good at something. That you have to persist through doubt and adversity. That you need to win other people's respect with your actions.
Hollywood stories these days has the hero being perfect from the start and only being doubted because of bigotry etc.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.771522 del
I yam I yam a young man

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.771523 del
Go on.
If I'm profitting financially, what is this loss?
If it's because I'm sitting in front of a screen, pressing buttons and wasting time, I cant see how that is a moral quam.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.771524 del
Do not dig too deep into his morality LARP, there is nothing there. It is all surface.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.771525 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.771526 del
one punch man was better
no, I haven't watched demon slayer

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.771527 del
no its because in a thousand parallell time lines you are a loser and only in one did it pay off. The prudent NEET what does not be a degenerate is a little winner in every single parallell universe including the one odd case when he loses, because he acts prudently the next day with 1000 to one odds he wins the day, negating his little loss. Your just a dopamine addict chasing a high with money that could be saved for a car or education or some material upgrade. This is why the prudent neets are sitting pretty with all the nice things a job can afford them and you are just a spaz in a hovel surrounded by empty goon boxes and spent scratchies.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.771528 del
Well bannered.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.771529 del
>autists lives matter

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.771530 del
The NEETs have feelings and are not to be used as punching bags.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.771531 del
You don't even know who you're talking to.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.771532 del
I started the day with a Cooper's Greentop.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.771533 del
Losing awareness of wrongdoing is virtually the definition of degeneration, of course you wouldn't see the moral issue, you see only the material gain/loss because you are degenerating towards the material.

"Getting" is not a virtue, it's not the same as earning. Gamblers dissociate and believe that they've actually earned their winnings somehow. Every gambler I've ever known thought they had a special system or understanding, straight up narcissism and that's what the gambling was really fueling. They didn't care how much they won or lost it was just a degenerate self esteem exercise. Hence my comment. Doesn't matter if you lose or gain materially, how rich or poor you were to begin with, or how much you enjoy it. Go on, tell me how it's valid as a activity and compare it to other hobbies, you gamblers are all cut from the same block.

What you're losing is personal accountability, you're divesting from reality into a world where gambling makes you better and abstaining makes you worse. You lose sight of why what you're doing is wrong and become addicted in just the same way a heroin addict becomes addicted to the phisical gratification.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.771534 del
Healthy breakfast.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.771535 del
are you surrounded by empty goon bags?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.771536 del
lol ACSC/ASD just called thinking I was still at the sheltered workshop
trying to contact my old boss

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.771537 del
Did you point them in the right direction?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.771538 del
>save for material things
Pokes, chokes and tokes.
Your multiverse faggotry is the same in all of them and base, carnal, short lived moments of pleasure are all we really keep.
I own a house and cars etc, its all nothing.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.771539 del
I said it had been a couple of years
I did send her an email saying call these cunts and what I suspect it is about (Citrix Netscaler RCE zero days)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.771540 del
>Your just a dopamine addict
that just takes money out of your pocket
useless unless you live on the country side/you have a job that requires you to drive
waste of money, you can learn most thing for free nowadays
but if you meant qualification, you got a point
>material upgrades
might be worth it now and then
>you are just a spaz in a hovel surrounded by empty goon boxes
kek you know what site you're posting on, right?
not even a gambler, but I understand the mindset
look, everybody has some sort of obsession and/or addiction, stop shitting on others

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.771541 del
wait, is this guy a legit aussie?
how come none of us considered that this guy might be the self righteous troll who stepped up his game?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.771542 del
Good morning
Not reading all that shit

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.771543 del
fucking hell
I'm leaving now
cya tomorrow neets

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.771544 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.771545 del
I am accountable. I dont get the issue. I think spending $20 at kfc is a waste but people enjoy it. When they get that perfect go bucket, they act like their timing and whatnot was the work put in.
But not really, because like them, I know that my system isnt real.
Its just a moment, which is all we have.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.771546 del
Have you considered freelance translation/interpreting jobs?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.771547 del
>I know that my system isnt real.
I am not so sure about that.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.771548 del
>>771545 Like I said, you're clearly trying to reinforce the validity of pleasure seeking and trying to frame the issue as a material one. Getting $20 through gambling isn't compatable to earning $20, and losing $20 through gambling isn't CompuServe to

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.771549 del
Having to spell it out like this is ruining the joke/meme.
85-90% of spins take more than they give, if you're lucky you get a few of those 10-15% spins that pay out, and overall I have been lucky.
Praise Fortuna.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.771550 del

Your seeing gamblers as sophisticated enough to care what is right and wrong, this is a myth, The mentality is somewhat rapacious where instant gratification is sought at any price. All degenerate activities lie in this category. Self esteem is simply along for the ride of gambling as a daily occupation. These types are anti-social and had scant sense of personal responsibility in the first place. Naturally I am generalizing and putting degenerates like monk in the same sorry group as litterbugs, the premise falls down when you look at the odd successful "Pro' gambler who are basically actuaries. But scratch the surface and teh flashy stockbroker becomes a boong pretty quickly.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.771551 del
As opposed to what though?
Paying that $50 into the 300k mortgage?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.771553 del
might act up shortly

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.771554 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.771555 del
I don't know specifically where you are, but I know it's a bad home area from the curbing, transformer, and street light

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.771556 del
that frog is going right into my cruisey directory

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.771557 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.771558 del
electricity and lighting is always a sign of a bad home

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.771559 del
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Progress is not nothing. Standing still is nothing. Degeneracy is a downward spiral.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.771560 del
A mong lives in the state of nature they poo their pants and don't care, so pooing their pants cause no moral damage to a mong. Noble mong. As a mong gains self awareness, they start to suffer spiritually as well as phisically. Like a dog they start feeling guilt if they poo inside. Gradually they gain moral computability which makes their life much worse.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.771561 del
A mong lives in the state of nature they poo their pants and don't care, so pooing their pants cause no moral damage to a mong. Noble mong.
As a mong gains self awareness, they start to suffer spiritually as well as phisically. Like a dog they start feeling guilt if they poo inside. Gradually they gain moral computability which makes their life much worse. The worst position is in the middle.

The gamble neet has a highly evolved sense of self, and suffers more spiritially than phisically. As they gamble they degenerate, losing self awareness and suffering less. Gradually they lose moral culpability and start to suffer more phisically as they approach the center.

Neets in the center poo their pants in the RSL after losing all their money and suffer both woe and JUST. But from that position their life can only improve by taking action

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.771562 del
Have you considered the moral framework where the mong is an animal and has no higher order morals?
All sub-humans fall into this category when you think about it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.771563 del
The cultural homeland.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.771564 del
Try a credit card, or the 'file' part of nail clippers. Good luck I hope you win big!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.771565 del
I member when Weber was posting pics of his goon time with bottles of Grange just to flex on GoonNEETs.


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.771566 del
Was it like, "Oi cunt, you want chicken salt or plain?", "Chicken what else cunt, and I'll have me fish battered!".

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.771567 del
You mean the two corked bottles of 1980 Grange I got for cheap for my 40th birthday during a COVID lockdown? Yeah hella flex there, dickhead.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.771568 del
>his callisthenics routine
That's just him struggling hopelessly on the ground trying to get out of the straitjacket. Really works up a sweat!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.771569 del
Read that back to yourself and tell me what morality or life lesson youre trying to convey.
Be ashamed and guilt ridden about the things you enjoy.
There is no stoicism or complimentary abstenance in the modern world.
You are on the internet, in a house and fed through enforced charity.
...and I'm the pinko scum.
Less can be more but only if its balanced by more variety.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.771570 del
I member when Weber emailed the dad of a E-thot he hooked up with on some sugar daddy website because she wasnt giving him any sugar.

I member cruisey losing his temper at him over that one.


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.771571 del
I appreciated seeing you with nice things that you enjoy.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.771572 del
I appreciate seeing you gargle stale cum from years ago that you enjoy.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.771573 del
Takes real skill to do what he did. RIP.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.771574 del
Cats appeal only to women, soyboys and faggots. So which are (You)?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.771575 del
What's with you doing that (You) thing?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.771576 del
8 inches

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.771577 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.771578 del
No one believe you, Chang.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.771579 del
>that perfect go bucket
Keep me out of it please. I'm just an innocent NEET who enjoys his go buckets and knows how to time it right.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.771580 del
Big directory?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.771581 del
The ones that come in the blue pack?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.771582 del
It was exactly like that, but first they had to establish if the other one wanted fish and chips at all and if she was going to come with them to the shop.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.771583 del
Do not respond to his goading. He is a nasty brown snake.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.771584 del
I sowed some flower seeds in pots.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.771585 del
Didn't you chuck a tantrum over a bottle of wine?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.771587 del
And the clerk at jaycar not stapling his bag of resistors closed.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.771588 del
Do you still have that PO Box? Might send you a Chrissy prez.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.771589 del
Cya cunt

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.771590 del
The prep and effort pays off.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.771591 del
You have to research each store. Do your diligence on pricing via frugal feeds and ozbargain.
There is a lot more to it than you might think.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.771592 del
So why isn't he being banned?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.771593 del
Very good. What seeds?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.771594 del
Munno Para

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.771595 del
I don't think we have a BO. The ship is rudderless.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.771596 del
Zinnia and Dahlias. I have not grown Dahlias before.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.771597 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.771599 del
Bus looked like a mong van.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.771600 del
A spud bus.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.771601 del
I'd say so.
>A 21-year-old man of no fixed address was arrested for illegal use of a motor vehicle, and a number of other traffic offences. His bail is yet to be determined.
Why give bail to a homeless piece of shit?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.771602 del
There isn't enough room in the prisons for all of the pieces of shit.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.771603 del
The meaning of that painting eludes me.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.771604 del
He could have slept in that car but he destroyed it

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.771605 del
No rules were broken.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.771606 del
Rack 'em and stack 'em. Should be able to fit two sets of triple bunk beds in a standard cell.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.771607 del
Just constant goading.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.771608 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.771609 del
A country that doesn't want to spend $$$ on giving them shelter. For the homeless, jail would be a reward. We must not give into them and give them what they want.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.771610 del
jail also doesn't need to have a roof
a walled oval or paddock would be fine
societal contracts work both ways, so if the crim opts out society shouldn't feel the need to provide adequate shelter or food to them

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.771611 del
What's with (You)*

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.771612 del
What's with you doing that (You) thing?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.771613 del
Afternoon tea time

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.771614 del
Subway shafted you.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.771616 del
On the fruit mince pies 6 pack.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.771617 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.771618 del
Fuckin Wally in teh background.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.771619 del
If only you could grow a Debicki.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.771620 del
with a full 12 inches toasted

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.771621 del
Giving them a roof is easy but then youre liable for them. Fuck that.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.771622 del
what brand?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.771623 del
How did you know?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.771624 del
Woolworths brand. $3.50

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.771625 del
Yes, from (You).

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.771626 del
6 fried eggs

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.771627 del
That's half a dozen.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.771628 del
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Yes, from (You).

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.771629 del
Gloves ❌
Goggles ❌
Mat ❌
Instructions ❌
Ventilation ❌

It’s science time 😎

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.771630 del
Pickle Nuro arc coming up.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.771631 del
He's been pickled for years.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.771632 del
Or get both your hands on a 16 inch

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.771633 del
We call them X's now.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.771634 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.771635 del
Reasonably bantered.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.771636 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.771637 del
When I saw Sub Zero I knew it was going to be an interesting video. And it was.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.771638 del
It wasn't really

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.771639 del
Because that shit happened exactly as posted.
Because him torturing wagies and sluts and terrifying his Neighbours is Bad Ass rather than just Bad Behavior and he couldnt do a Seth Effrekan voice to save himself.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.771640 del
washed my bum

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.771642 del
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she has sexy hands

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.771643 del
Did you wash inside too?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.771644 del
Do (You)?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.771645 del
I hope you used soap.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.771646 del
Nuro is very sexually insecure.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.771647 del
Tighten the cuffs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.771648 del
imagine watching tv in the current year

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.771649 del
Bend over imma stick the TV antenna up your arse.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.771650 del
I chuck a scoop of washing powder and fabric softener up my hole and blast it with the garden hose.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.771651 del
That's how you get the secret channel.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.771652 del
same password as for the ausneets secret board?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.771653 del
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I am so Based.
You probably think this EEB pic is about you….
I am so Based.
You probably think this EEB pic is about you….
Don’t You.
Don’t You.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.771654 del
Not your best pic.

IGA NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.771655 del
Fuck you

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.771656 del
>fabric softener

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.771657 del
Aircon set to 16, Tiffin's preffered age of womenz.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.771658 del
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We need to talk about how bald your tyres are Nuro.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.771659 del
>more Nuro/IGA/Tiffin drama

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.771660 del
a soft, velvety bussy is the perfect way to make friends and patrons at thursday night's

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.771661 del
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Aussie loves him some mango

Dork out.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.771662 del
You wouldn’t get it. That big titty mountain in the distance is where I live. I am about 40 minutes south.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.771663 del
No the secret board changes password everyday and you need your enigma machine to get the password.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.771664 del
You wouldn’t get it. That big titty mountain in the distance is where I live. I am about 40 minutes south.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.771666 del
Tiffin and I barely manage 3 posts per day here because we are not Derro losers who actually capable of getting shit done.

And those posts it’s most calling you out for your mental illness hygiene and smell. You smell really bad dude….

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.771667 del
>16 inch
Doesn't exist.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.771668 del
A gaffot response.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.771669 del
soy responses

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.771670 del
geology rocks!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.771671 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.771672 del
the selected neets actually post on the /ausneets/ minecraft server

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.771673 del
This wasn't even in my French dictionary. Then I realised.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.771675 del
>>771668 >gaffot This wasn't even in my French dictionary. Then I realised.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.771676 del
Post PH link!

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.771678 del
One rabbit ear for the pink, teh other for teh stink.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.771679 del
Poorly rabbit

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Devil digits win the argument.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.771681 del
>>358499 Если пидорашек будут в Ряссию депортировать из Израиля - они вешаться в прямом эфире будут, стреляться и выходить из о

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.771682 del
What am I looking at here?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.771683 del
>he calls them flip flops

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.771686 del
that's a hand, people typically have two of them, but several of your family members have three

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.771687 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.771688 del
I'll see some of you at Womboflix on Saturday night. This board is not worth bothering with any longer.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.771689 del
you're crying again

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.771690 del
you're not leaving, stop being a wuss

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.771691 del
He's going to the secret board

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.771692 del
Needs more unsuspecting females of questionable age in the shot. Nuro is losing his edge with old age.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.771693 del
IGAYs demountable hovel in the caravan park is next to the dumpster so he cant smell anything anymore.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.771694 del
Have a sook.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.771695 del
he's not part of the minecraft server

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.771696 del
that one's kinda based actually

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.771697 del
cutting lines with nuro in a public dunny

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.771698 del
she's putting dinosaurs together

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.771699 del
All I experienced was an almost imcomprehensible amount of cringe. Stick to the burritos and fresh veg smoothies Keegz!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.771700 del
>he responded to the wrong person

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.771701 del
Lil' Leo looking up. Do you think he's banged her?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.771702 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.771703 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.771704 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.771705 del
every thread*

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.771706 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.771707 del
ChickenDinner here. When I resigned as BO and passed the board back to Imissfather I assumed he would do the job or pass it on to someone else who would do the job.

I did not anticipate that he would just do nothing and let the cancer come straight back like it has.

I am no longer as time constrained as I was when I resigned the position. I could take up the job again and bring things to order.

What do you NEETs think?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.771708 del
This weekend I'm gonna head to the beach and take the yellow dog poo bags out of the bins and empty them out onto the footpaths and walking trails.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.771709 del
NK you boong.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.771710 del
you should go back to where you came from, you're a failure you power hungry little grub

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.771711 del
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>I assumed he would do the job

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.771712 del
you're a boong

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.771713 del
That's stumers beach.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.771714 del
Weber should be BO

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.771715 del
I try to look for areas with high dog ownership, you can spend all day scouring the grass and bushes for dog poo but when the retards pick it up and put it in the bin it makes your life a lot easier.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.771716 del
God you're a fucking idiot.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.771717 del
Sometimes they will poo while you're wanking them off.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.771718 del
he has a very slow response time

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.771719 del
He already knows where your arse is.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.771720 del
He's on dial up.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.771721 del
I'm up a flight of stairs so I'm safe.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.771722 del
That only happens sometimes

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.771723 del
Email me again to confirm.
Last time I checked the inbox about two or so weeks ago the only other NEET who wanted this board was one of three magic trio.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.771724 del
Chickendinner shouldn't get the board back solely based on the fact that he gave it back to Imissfather. Neither are worthy.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.771725 del
Step up. You are the hero ausneets needs right now.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.771726 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.771727 del
He gets 46kbps on average so that's more than enough time to load a text only version of the page.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.771728 del
Teh Aussie NEET Bachelor, starring ME, and nobody else.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.771729 del
bost you're email

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.771730 del
Fish and cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzze.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.771731 del
No it wasn't.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.771732 del
caramello koala

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.771733 del
>Why was there not a new BO selected after chickendinner quit?
because nobody wants to be BO around here

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.771734 del
Email [email protected] and make your case to be the BO again. The issue is who wants to do it. I'll probably read it on the weekend.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.771735 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.771736 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.771737 del
I don't have an email any more.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.771738 del
Or whoever suitable.

Oh well.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.771739 del
sent ;)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.771740 del
>he doesn't even have email

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.771741 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.771742 del
Someone needs to take on a weekend project of setting up a new board.
Someone that isn't me. Perhaps a WomboSec production.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.771743 del
only tiffin's opsec could be that strict

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.771744 del
wot me hav on tiger loaf ???

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.771745 del
In his mind, IGAY's trolling is tribute art.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.771746 del
Ham and cheese.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.771747 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.771748 del
Potato and leek soup improving.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.771749 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.771750 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.771751 del
Thank (You)!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.771752 del
Potato and leek soup improving considerably. Less cooking time, shredding the leek very finely and cooking it in the bacon fat

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.771753 del
There are two undesirables on the board. You rank slightly above IGAY.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.771754 del
How is he such a slow typer?!

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.771757 del
Who is this?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.771758 del
There were new boards. They failed.
I know 4chan is down for you or something the like, so you hang here like stink over a dungheap, but if you have no other topic to write about I suggest finding a hobby away from computers and phones.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.771760 del
A slice of stale bread with a small bit of butter for dinner. 😔

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.771761 del
Check your emails bitch

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.771762 del
4chan isn't down.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.771763 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.771764 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.771765 del
whenever 4chan went down everyone piled into 8chan until it crashed.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.771766 del
He still hasn't made that post about his potato and leek soup.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.771767 del
Potato and leek soup improving considerably. Less cooking time, shredding the leek very finely and cooking it in the bacon fat. The addition of milk,

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.771768 del
What about the addition of milk?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.771769 del
Like the soup your post is developing well.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.771771 del
I'm having some technical difficulties neets, my PC is developing soup, possibly garlic related.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.771772 del
I wish Possum was BO

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.771773 del
crushed my left NUT while shifting in my chair

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.771774 del
I will need more.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.771775 del
Apply an ice pack.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.771779 del
imagine listening to women singers

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.771780 del
Like cats in an alley.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.771781 del
My hands look old

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.771782 del
Start using moisturiser.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.771783 del
Or whores competing with cats for John's in an alley

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.771784 del
You rape them?!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.771785 del
That's disgusting

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.771786 del
Hey man, I'm not judging. You do you.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.771787 del
Many animals will gladly exchange sex for food so there's no need to rape.
I got a kangaroo to give me a foot job in a national park in exchange for some crackers.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.771789 del
Yet you rape cats in alleyways. Curious.

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>I got a kangaroo to give me a foot job in a national park in exchange for some crackers.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.771791 del
Those cats tried to rip me off and eat without working for it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.771792 del
Lets be honest, you eat them.

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.771795 del
Those clothes could use a wash. They must be stiff as cardboard.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.771796 del
it doesn't count if they're de-sexed

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.771797 del
i had butter

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.771798 del
Well done.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.771799 del
boong ppe

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.771800 del
i do not deserve good things, i must atone for my sins

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.771801 del
you're never too naughty for a goon

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.771803 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b53QJYP-lqY [Embed]

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.771804 del
Interesting video

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.771805 del
took your time, i posted it specifically for you!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.771806 del
going for a booze cruise

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.771807 del
Drive carefully please.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.771808 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.771809 del
That's a good looking mango

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.771810 del
Your a good looking mango.

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Cant ban me for whats said in teh email I sent you, chud.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.771812 del
Wish we had a photo of webers skip bin

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.771813 del
This is why we need the 76hr cytube stream

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.771814 del
NK you boong

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.771815 del
I won't be reading it until the weekend, don't get too excited.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.771816 del
I am flutenoot/davo and I am strongly in favour of that.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.771817 del
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I wont be here for the reaction

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.771818 del
The Dan Murphys putsch is upon us. The march on Joondalup

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.771819 del
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I just read it
I am not going to do anything unless a reasonable candidate emails me
I did like the line with
>My life will improve and
>I'll go places
What terminal are using?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.771820 del
I'd steal export now seeing as it's so fucking expensive now but goon is still $13

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.771821 del
What happened to the warehouse gigs?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.771822 del
The Poo factory was a good era.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.771823 del
>What terminal are using?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.771824 del
Your body needs them!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.771825 del
Yeah but you dont like open spaces and IRL people.
So there.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.771826 del
A bird keeps making really loud noises by doing something in my gutters. It is knocking something against them. Maybe just its beak but it seems too loud for that.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.771827 del
Mynah birds nest in gutters or get in the gutter to try and get into the roof space via the corrugations if you have a colorbond roof.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.771828 del
>Mynah birds
Yes I think that is what it is I saw it yesterday. Its manner and bearing was disrespectful towards me.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.771830 del
Lance Henricksen is really good in Hard Target, it turns out. He can play virtuoso piano too apparently. I wonder what other moofies he's in I might have to see them.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.771831 del
he was in aliens. That was a good movie

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.771832 del
You should have the final confrontation on the Gneering shoals, so that no civilian lives or property is lost through wild magical discharges.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.771833 del
This seems fair, IGAY will need to wear a tracking device and Nuro will be trusted on his honor to not enter IGAY's slum.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.771834 del
>is lost through wild magical discharges.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.771835 del
I liked alien3 that was one of the best. a real gothic drama.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.771836 del
Are you going to do it?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.771837 del
Hello everyone,

Due to continued, and previously unpredicted conflict between board members, I must regretfully announce my resignation as moderator.
It is unbecoming of my character to continue involvement in such petty affairs, and has also taken a significant toll on my mental health, which I take pride in knowing the /ausneets/ community champions at a high level.
My resignation will be immediate as of this post, though I will retail my endchan account and all privileges associated with it.
I thank you all for the compassion and respect that my volunteer moderating has received, and I will never forget the gleeful surprises that your elbow pics and (You)s have given me.


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.771838 del
Are you going to do it?
Assert dominance.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.771839 del
>which I take pride in knowing the /ausneets/ community champions at a high level.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.771840 del
It'll be fun. Take the job.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.771841 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.771842 del
Didn't you say that's the silver fox last time?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.771843 del
>I will retail my endchan account and all privileges associated with it
How much you want for it? Will 2 longnecks be enough?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.771844 del
Good meme

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.771845 del
I am not a cat person

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.771846 del
No one will remember or respect your tenure here . It was lazy and incompetent at best. You failed here like you have in real life.

Fuck off and die a little bit.

T. The Real Nuro.


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.771847 del
I was pouring one out for a real one.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.771848 del
Nuro is reaching levels of uppitiness previously thought impossible.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.771849 del
Bow down to the new #BO Bitch


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.771850 del
What garbage even is this?

>resignation as mod
>though I will retain all privilges

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.771851 del
You're a big sexy man

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.771852 del
(You) wont be missed but it was amusing to see how comically useless your moderation was.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.771853 del
KYS fagggot

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.771855 del
Oh well that's just swell, you're going to give control of this place back to the same faggot who destroyed the user base then abruptly left without reason...

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.771856 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.771857 del
I'll have you know that I was responsible for our period of peace without NIGA drama. I did what others couldn't.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.771858 del
At this point we're all better off joining Tiffo's Discord.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.771859 del
I won't let you on my computer

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.771860 del
Very effeminate hands. This must be chickendinner.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.771861 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.771862 del
your expectations have been set too high by nuro's husky hands

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.771863 del
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the antarctic aliens was good too

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.771864 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.771865 del
I've been getting heart palpitations lately.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.771866 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.771867 del
When tiffin is bo these neets will be shoah'd for their loathsome opinions and womboflix will show the first two alien movies 24/7 just like cruisey wanted.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.771868 del
See a GP.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.771869 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.771870 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.771871 del
I’m tempted to become BO just to stop the dramas but I literally could not be fucked moderating CP gore spam or whatever else shit pops up constantly

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.771872 del
a nightmare on neet street

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.771873 del
Daddy's home

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.771874 del
Oh. I was hoping that would have the vol tag.
Banned Nuro.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.771875 del
Welcome home. Dinner is being kept warm in the oven for you.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.771876 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.771877 del
That was moofiesNEET. He likes moofies with explosions and cool CGI and hates moofies with a plot.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.771878 del
Thank (you)!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.771879 del
Only tiffin has the ability to impose a final solution to the IGA question. Permabanning him will provoke months of spam, like what what happened previously.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.771880 del
Now ban IGA and Tiffin.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.771881 del
Evidently a NEET republic is not working - it is time for a theocracy. But just who shall be the God...

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.771882 del
Tiffo at the very least.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.771883 del
all this talk about chicken dinner in making me want some kfc

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.771884 del
I fucking hate having any hair on the back of my neck.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.771885 del
Go for it NEET. You've earned it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.771886 del
Stop being a dipshit, all three need to go.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.771887 del
Shave it!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.771888 del
Unkempt nape, it is a fetish in some communities but I have never seen the appeal.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.771889 del
is 5.5 inches enough

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.771890 del
Weber can bend a le Coq hard drive without his hands.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.771891 del
not enough to be BO, no

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.771892 del
Explains why imissfather and chickendinner were incompetent BOs but Possum was perfect.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.771893 del
7 +/- 2 minimum.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.771894 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.771895 del
Let it go wild

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.771896 del
at the neet compound we will get bulk discounts on nape, gape, and snake shaves

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.771897 del
>wondering how much monk's janny account will fetch on the dark web

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.771898 del
Trapeze is set up for tonight. I put extra mounting points on all six sides so hopefully there wont be another loose exec episode

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.771899 del
Will BigUnna ban IGA and tiffin next?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.771900 del
Tiffin has been stuck in the middle of the tightrope for weeks now.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.771901 del
We can only hope. IGA is a little cockroach, though.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.771902 del
Stoic abstinence. Cool, calm and collected. As straight as a well prepped spar.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.771903 del
That bloody thread is still there.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.771904 del
They might become each others gfs

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.771905 del
Delete it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.771907 del
>As straight as a well prepped spar.
I hope 5.5 inches is enough.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.771908 del
They were his arms the other day.
One pic wasn't an arm.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.771909 del
>One pic wasn't an arm.
but it was veiny

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.771910 del
Still doing warehouse stuff.
Work in a big freezer right now getting $40 an hour casual. Fucking cold

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.771911 del
Hey look another Chinese flag

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.771912 del
>$40 an hour
That is good pay. Buy some ear muffs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771913 del
I'm going to be racist.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771914 del
I knew he wasn't you. You would never say such things.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771915 del
Get back to working at the Poo Warehouse and earn that moofie voucher.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771916 del
Chonny ma chiniggers

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771917 del
One of the many personalities

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.771918 del
>I'm a NEET
Are you Russian?
It isn't that bad being a NEET as long as you know how to spin it to the girl. First of all don't call yourself a NEET - you're a writer. When she asks about what sort of writing you do just evade the question.
>in my age pretty everyone is married
Just marry a younger woman then, it isn't that difficult.
>STEM gf
Those girls are still pretty dumb, sorry to tell you.
>same values and understanding of the world
She will adapt to yours, not that it matters.
>magnetizing water or using horoscopes
Lol, women often believe in silly stuff. Why do you care? The naivety and innocence is part of the appeal.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.771919 del
Good to hear. You getting lots of hours?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.771920 del
That is exactly what I am putting in for.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.771921 del
I wear a beanie, a vest and two shirts, 2 jackets plus a freezer jacket, 2 pairs of thick socks, two pairs of pants and gloves.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.771922 del
I bet his rape dungeon smells like a poo warehouse

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.771923 del
Crikey you're not mucking around.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.771924 del
I'm sure there are Indians storing cow poo in a warehouse somewhere in australia

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.771925 del
what's the temperature in there?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.771926 del
The work might be easy but the organisation will be shit.
My bosses are all women for some reason and they have never worked in a warehouse before, I don't care because they pay me money

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.771927 del
I'm going to watch all of a show.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.771928 del
I bet it's pretty low.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.771929 del
-22 I think, it can feel colder sometimes depending on the weather and time of day.
All I do is put finished pallets from a production line into double racks in a freezer with a high reach.
Sometimes I can last 30 mins in the freezer without needing to step outside for a while but some days your fingers are freezing off after 10 minutes.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.771930 del
That's not that cold.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.771931 del
>I don't care because they pay me money
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0zNhd91xTI [Embed]

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.771932 del
Sounds like tough work. I admire that you stick with it. You are a good fella.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.771933 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.771934 del
Oh no, the village rapist is here.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.771935 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.771936 del
This sort of comment is really destructive to the community. Just dumb shit.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.771937 del
All the N/IGA shit and that comment is what's destructive? Lighten up, princess.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.771938 del
I caused the Yugoslav wars.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.771939 del
This 'BigUnna' fag is what I expected. A destroyer of boards. A disruptor of comfy. BigFagga...

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.771940 del
Settle down Keegz.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.771941 del
It's actually -33 now that I checked but the temperature changes because because the ice builds up and dumb cunts leave the doors open at night.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.771942 del
That's a bit chilly.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.771943 del
Time for another /neetlyfe/, yet this time we're not trying to escape Nuro.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.771944 del
I'm going to send Nuro to Israel.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.771945 del
Faggot chickendinner's return coincides with yuri_bro/Japan_NEET's return...

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.771946 del
Impeccable NEETlore

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.771947 del
He's having a psychotic episode.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.771948 del
chink uni student!!!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.771949 del
Why do you bother other boards so much? Leave them alone, you embarrassment.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.771950 del
Keegan is BIG MAD

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.771951 del
Why do bother this board so much? Leave us alone, you embarrassment.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.771952 del
Further proof that it's all three of them that needs to be purged.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.771953 del
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Why does anime make some neets so angry?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.771954 del
You didn't answer my question.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.771955 del
It's because you anime weebs are nothing but pedos pretending not be pedos.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.771956 del
I feel like at least two of them are on the verge of having an aneurysm.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.771957 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.771958 del
>he's projecting his pedophilia onto others again

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.771959 del
it's bullshit, showing us a fantasy we can never have

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.771960 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.771961 del
Oh he's getting upset now, he's posting... a picture of a beekeeper.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.771962 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.771963 del
is cleanstove neet still around?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.771964 del
Some say he never left.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.771965 del
wonder what buro is up to

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.771966 del
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I'm with (You) now Tiffo, let's destroy with board!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.771967 del
Yes, you'll find him over on /yuri/, /imouto/, or one of the other pedo anime boards here.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.771968 del
Can't wait for that faggot to finally die.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.771969 del
I'm waiting for the Discord invite like the rest of you should be.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.771970 del
You seem rather upset over something.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.771971 del
youtube is displaying stupid sponsored shit. Tomorrow I need to learn how to use ublock origin properly to put a stop to this.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.771972 del
>he doesn't already know how to use ublock

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.771973 del
I wouldn't even know about this youtube drama if it wasn't for normal niggers getting filtered by it.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.771974 del
another day done and dusted where the only thing i did was go to the gym

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.771975 del
One more thing than me, neet.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.771976 del
More than the mongs screeching about the trio.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.771977 del
Going to the gym is nothing to be sniffed at NEET. You did well.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.771978 del
I'd sniff gymNEET after his workout.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.771979 del
Weber sniffed the seat of the exercise bike after I used it once.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.771980 del
As if Weber would be caught dead in a gym.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.771981 del
oh fuck me, ublock origin isn't even running, that's why we have this fail

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.771982 del
One time on souf road I saw a man in trackies bend over and shoot out a big squirt of poo onto the footpath before pulling them back up and walking again. He hardly missed a beat. Impressive.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.771983 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.771984 del
Weber used to be pretty strong.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.771986 del
lol you goose.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.771987 del
Imagine having Italian ancestry.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.771988 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.771989 del
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I don't even have the desire to wank.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.771990 del
it disabled itself for some reason, claimed it wasn't signed properly

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.771991 del
I just finished my points for cenno. Chest day today. Waiting for the magnesium squirts to clear and the jeets to leave the gym.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.771992 del
>the magnesium squirts
You took too much.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.771993 del
user error ;)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.771994 del
I wish I had that control

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.771995 del
You need to train.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.771996 del
I've had the NEET train

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.771997 del
Taking a piss in public is one thing but shitting in public is incredible.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.771998 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.771999 del
You were wearing nothing except your little conductor's hat.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.772001 del
The King died.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.772002 del
Are you sure? I can't see anything on the ABC or BBC.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.772003 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.772004 del
buros still alive and well mate

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.772005 del
tomorrow i'm going to turn my life around

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.772006 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.772008 del
I'm talking about the King, not the Queen.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.772009 del
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I believe in (you), neet!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.772010 del
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.772011 del
not clicking that link

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.772012 del
There will be no way to clean it up without a pressure cleaner.
The pavement will be boiling this summer and the poo will be cooking.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.772013 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.772014 del
I like wanwan's lips.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.772015 del
gook lover

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.772017 del
any neets suffer from dissociation?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.772018 del
more like court-ordered anti-association

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.772019 del
Yes maladaptive daydreaming.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.772020 del
Are you with the vipers?

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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.772023 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.772025 del
tomorrow I'm getting my tyre fixed

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.772026 del
Which one?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.772027 del
One milf please.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.772028 del
Having a cheeky little post through the steam browser.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.772029 del
just had a giggle thinking about that time monk had to pull over and instantly drop his dacks to do a massive squirt

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.772030 del
A gym catastrophe is coming soon

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.772031 del
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thinking about a violent stream of brown stroganoff flowing down monks legs as he trys to max out on squat while horrified cardiobunnies watch on.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.772032 del
Weber shat himself whilst deadlifting after some sultana bran once.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.772033 del
Weber tried to stick his tongue down my throat after taking me to a McCafe once.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.772034 del
i am the mental illness

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.772035 del
Is this shiban? This neet sounds like our wise wizard shiban

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.772036 del
No. I am a neet of many names, but not Shibs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.772037 del
Jeet was doing barbell calf raises in the squatrack. With gloves on.
Other jeets were doing supersets and leaving their towels on different machines, socialising between sets. Also with gloves on.
Hate jeets.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.772038 del
It seems that the probability of wearing gloves is inversely proportional to how much they can lift.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.772039 del
Want to eat but I've had more than enough.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.772040 del
Female fingers typed this post: >>772035

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.772041 del
Oh I see. You’re playing the long game. Picking them up in bulk like Costco.
There’s females here?!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.772042 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg [Embed]

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.772043 del
Goodnight noots.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.772044 del
Second night in a row I can’t sleep

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.772045 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.772046 del
I just went outside and saw an alien having a wank in the park, he started shooting his ray gun at me when I saw how small his dick was and laughed at him.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.772047 del
You should throw poo at him.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.772048 del
I already threw all my poo at people on the way to the park

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.772049 del
Steal some backup poo from the warehouse freezer and use that

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.772050 del
morning neetbros

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.772051 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.772052 del
Good morning Weber;)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.772053 del
wrong neet, I think webby gave up on us in disgust

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.772054 del
I have a feeling today's gonna be the day I get my shit together. Just a hunch.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.772055 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.772056 del
If I don't lose enough weight by the end of the year my new year's resolution will be to get on the ozempic

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.772057 del
I wasn't saying good morning to (You)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.772058 del
Stick to the tennis. Old lesbos only.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.772059 del
Day 4 of the liquid shits. I'm very worried about going out today.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.772060 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.772061 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.772062 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.772064 del
Do not be afraid neet. It is others who should fear the awesome power of your liquid squirts.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.772065 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.772066 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.772068 del
Cruisey needs it!

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.772069 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.772070 del
6 eggs

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.772071 del
Going to supp more Zinc

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.772072 del
Bigger loads so far?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.772073 del
Im on NNN.
Its for my immune system.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.772074 del
>Its for my immune system.
Of course.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.772075 del
Zinc helps with the immune system, you degenerate.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.772076 del
Pixxa night tonight. Going for a run before lunch

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.772077 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.772078 del
I bought us some JO crystals for the next meeting.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.772079 del
3 cups of black coffee so far

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.772080 del
They will mask the smell from the nosoapNEETs

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.772081 del
Cancelled the shifts. Had another squirt. Yelled a bit and threw my phone. Thinking about boongery and calling beyond blue or some other faggots.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.772082 del
I had forgotten they existed, you have ruined my day.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.772083 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.772084 del
Why don’t you go to a doctor about your squirting?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.772085 del
>going to a doctor
>in the current year

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.772086 del
I'm also a squirter NEET.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.772087 del
They're scumbags who will make me wait an hour then see me for 10 mins and give me a googled answer.
I need a good doctor but I don't want to go to the city for one.
There's no good GPs in the northern suburbs.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.772088 del
All we're allowed are sirs and w*men.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.772089 del
My Clinics are closer than you think, for your convenience.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.772090 del
how long before the new bo throws in the towel in disgust?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.772091 del
Some young filas were flashing out for me at the bus stop.
Sayin her bag was two hundo and her sista was hungry.
Then they started talking this and that, who got arrested, who still in remand, who got a car. All that talk.
No time for filas today, going to cenno

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.772092 del
stop complaining about another neet ruining your day - YOU ruined YOUR life, after all

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.772093 del
applying for the DSP?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.772094 del
We need Possum back, but we don't deserve him. 😔

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.772095 del
(You) are projecting again ;)

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.772096 del
Can you get an oscar (oz) for two hundo there?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.772097 del
Got kicked off jsp again.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.772099 del
trying to think if there are any neets who haven't been BO at this point. We chew through so many

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.772100 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.772101 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.772102 del
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NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.772103 del
I member when we did a poal and half the neets wanted to delete the board


NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.772104 del
Time to get on the dungeon synth and programming

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.772105 del
me on the right

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.772106 del
Whats the moofie tonight?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.772107 del
Hannah and Her Sisters

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.772108 del
I like berlin school ambient techno

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.772109 del
Sounds gay. but enjoy.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.772110 del
The best one I've had locally was a jeet woman, probably because she was still bushy tailed. There's a few white bloke doctors around but they're either retarded or burnt-out. I think both.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.772111 del
Has explosions, car racing, gun kung fu and grunting dialogue.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.772112 del
Cool CGI?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.772113 del
Rolling for the next installment of aliens. Why didnt it take off like the star wars franchise?

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.772114 del
Being an administrator is a totally thankless task. Having to pick the lesser of two wevils you get blamed either way. You get back-seat driving and also have to protect the community from outside threats.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.772115 del

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.772116 del
>outside threats
what like IGAY? it comes down to being stronk or weak. The position has been exclusively handed over to weak retards. Now the hated pedo troll has given this board terminal cancer and its because of the weak retards.

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.772117 del
Reminded me of a certain NEET.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dI8g6N4zRZQ [Embed]

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.772118 del
thinking of getting on the goon

NEET 11/16/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.772119 del
Best trackies on. Finest hoodie, washed only last week, equipped. Baseball cap readied. Garn local bottle shop. What do you neets want? My shout.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.772120 del
Can you get me a bottle of ableh and a 10 pack of cc and drys. Cheers cuz.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.772121 del
I kind of like the evolution of the art design but not really a fan of it.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.772122 del
>What do you neets want?
All I want is for you to be able to truly love yourself and be comfortable with who you are.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.772123 del
fuck this booze is awesome, pure euphoria, can't understand why monk ever tried to quit the goon

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.772124 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.772125 del
Dr Manjula Tamunaidu on Philip Highway is pretty thorough. You wouldn’t disappoint her like I do.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.772127 del
Of course News Corpse spells harbor wrong.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.772128 del
Every time I have asked someone if they know a decent doctor, they rave about one and give me the name and then when I ring up to make an appointment I get told that that doctor does not accept new patients.
All the good doctors do not accept new patients. Only the bad doctors have vacancies.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.772129 del
Get those blood tests.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.772130 del
What is the problem? You dont go to a quack to get life advice. You go to state your case and get a script.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.772131 del
Fugg rain cant run.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.772132 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.772133 del
I have had doctors whose accents were so thick I couldn't even understand what they were saying.
They were asking questions I was just nodding to everything.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.772134 del
I'm not a doctor but I can put on a doctor accent. What is zee problem?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.772135 del
I have no gf

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.772136 del
I think I've had her before, or know her through work.
The name rings a bell.
I don't like that clinic though.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.772137 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.772138 del
Do the zoidberg accent

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.772139 del
Get one!

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.772140 del
Going to quit caffeine.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.772141 del
you better not

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.772142 del
Good luck NEET. Were you a heavy user?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.772143 del
get on the dexies instead

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.772144 del
Two or three mongsters, 5-7 coffees. Probably.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.772145 del
Oily shit on the floor?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.772146 del
the good ones are always full

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.772147 del
only the weak go to doctors

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.772148 del
did a job application.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.772149 del
Well done NEET. Good luck.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.772150 del
The email didn't go through. There is some error message. Back to square one.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.772151 del
you should hire a pajeet on fiver to do your job applications for you

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.772152 del
still drunk, might go to kfc for a giant snack pack,y ou neet want anything?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.772153 del
Why is nuro still posting?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.772154 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.772155 del
you can't keep the baron of based in a basement

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.772156 del
i have unsheathed my blade

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.772157 del
Eek my graphics card shat itself, Took three restarts to get it back up.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.772158 del

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.772159 del
The katana?

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.772160 del
The Sword of Michael the Archangel.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.772161 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.772162 del
I woke up with indigestion I think it was from those two rustic white baguettes I ate yesterday.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.772163 del
Something is severely wrong if bread causes that.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.772164 del
A quick google search demonstrates that you are wrong.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.772165 del
Okay, weakling.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.772166 del
I am onto the most recent season of Demon Slayer and it has disappointed me. Looks like it peaked with the epic scene in Season 2 and is now no longer any good. Disappointing.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.772167 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.772168 del
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.772169 del
Forgot to put the mixing paddle on the breadmaker, now I have to start again. Let this be a lesson to you lesser neets that even the most eliite of us can make mistakes now and then.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.772170 del
It is good to know you are human after all. I had been intimidated by your closeness to perfection.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.772171 del
Nuro is a perfect being.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.772172 del
quiet day today

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.772173 del
/ausneets/ has fallen

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.772175 del
itchy taint

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.772176 del
Start using soap.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.772177 del
monk prefers rest

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.772178 del
You have missed peak feed time. The wings will be hard and oily.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.772179 del
then i'd lose the natural oils in my skin

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.772180 del
Think about those oils

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.772181 del
Got a box (six pairs) of tough bamboo socks.
They seem very durable and thick although not sweaty like explorers.
Very good.
Also got some bamboo underwear shorts.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.772182 del
Making grunty dooty noises

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.772183 del
socks 'n jocks

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.772184 del
cat breast milk

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.772185 del
>bamboo underwear shorts.
I would like to see you modelling them please.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.772186 del
he won't, he'll just tease us

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.772187 del
bamboo socks suck shit. They feel like they're damp unless you bake them in an oven for 20 minutes at 175 degrees. You got memed.

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.772188 del
+1 upvote to this comment

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.772189 del
snack packs do not include any wings, if you were a real kfc connosseur you'd know that