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Muscular fingers typing posts

>>772280
Muscular ringpiece

>>772280
I have no doubt that was tiffin

At least 4 days without a wank.
I did not get my tyre fixed.
Wondering if there's a correlation.

You'd swallow anyway

>dashcams, cctv in-store and out, body-worn cameras on supermarket staff, cameras on registers

FFS all I wanted to do was scan the truss tomatoes in as the cheaper 'gourmet' variety without ending up in gaol...

>>772302
Hot!

>>772303
They need all of these because of nefarious neerdogooders leaving chemistry sets in their backpacks to ensnare rat NEETs.

Might have followed through

The little backpacker slut is on to me!

>>771546
not really
but I'm guessing you would need a qualification (which I don't have)
might upgrade my gtx 680
that way I will be able to take some gigs that require 4k editing

I just saw a tranny. Typical non passing crappy pink hair.

My day is ruined. Woe.

Eating a banana has caused me an upset stomach.

while being at work I had a dream where I almost sold my soul to the devil in exchange for a qt3.14 who wanted to move on the country side with me and have a rose garden
I don't think I will recover too soon from this

>>772318
You could cheat the devil by never dying

>>772317
You need to adopt this guys diet:
>>772316
Doesn't sound like his stomach is upset very often

>>772319
Step 1. Don't steal backpacks at the supermarket and drink from the bottle inside

>>772319
Devil wouldn't bother buying souls when most people are going to hell for free anyway.

>>772316
We need to get this god emperor of gluttony on here. Is that from 4chan?

>>772315
I know that feel
although for it's niggers walking around with roasties
I always make eye contact and spit on the ground whenever that kind of couples pass by
so far no nigger had the balls to say a word back

>>772322
the chink is telling the truth
nice digits

>>772323
I saw it on a greentexts twitter bot thing.
I am curious how a seppo that big could afford it all given he'd be too big to leave the house and their welfare system is fucked

>>772326
Brendan made it work

>>772324
Based.

There are literally no joggers where I live. It’s mostly huwite beach community. I am very lucky.

Almost all of the confrontations / screaming matches I have had with people where I get in someones face is with Karens. Don’t get me started with Karens. Almost more offensive than joggers.

Scabies and mange are the same illness. One is just humans, the other animals.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/kfc-employees-launch-class-action-against-fastfood-giant-over-10minute-breaks/news-story/af8aa1c6d4326355d0df7d2a4f592037
KFC prices are going to go up again because of these dirty little communist teenagers

>>772330
Maccas will be next. Then they'll come for hungry jacks. Then red rooster.

>>772330
Should just remove breaks from their entitlements.

>>772333
Management should send some pipe hittin niggas into each store and break an employee's legs in front of the others and then ask if they want to continue with their bullshit

>>772328
kek
here karens are not a thing

>>772335
it would still be common to just bitch slap a woman when she steps out of line there, wouldn't it?

Wombat soap from Myers

>>772336
this is romania, not moldova
sorry

Has webby posted today?

Fell asleep again. Exhausted.

>>772332
They've all sucked for a long time.
Everytime I went ronalds he gives me half filled chips and a shitty burger.
I gave up on them all and only eat from the local pizza shop or one of those independent burger places.
If one of them had the balls to make a drive thru business the big chains would shit themselves.

>>772330
>A 21-year-old KFC worker earns $24.85 an hour on a full adult rate.
>an 18-year-old earning 80 per cent of the full adult rate.

I've never understood this. 18 year olds are adults. The colonel must be hanged.

>>772338
that guy over there who kicked his auntie in the head and then set fire to her the other day was pretty based
from what I read, she inherited 3 apartments including the one he was paying rent on and she tried to jew him out of it

>>772342
The whole award system is fucked, it's not just fast food. Even white collar businesses that use awards for different sections of the business will fuck over 18-20 year olds until they turn 21.

You can be tried as an adult from 15, join the army to die for Israel at 16, yet can't vote until you're 18 or earn an adult wage until you're 21.

>>772338
Have you ever been to Transnistria?

>>772346
Or Translyvania to visit Dracula

>>772345
You can get the pension before you're 65 if you are sufficiently mong though

>>772348
>You can get the pension before you're 65 if you are sufficiently mong though
Yeah we call them politicians

>>772342
Give 18 yo the full wage and they'll pick the 16yo the shift

>>772345
Settle down Springsteen, or buffalo Springfield or whoever sung that
Barry McGuire.

>>772262
>Girls everywhere.
And you can't have them. Sad!

>>772349
I think boongs get it from 50

>>772353
You think wrong.

>>772318
Maybe you can get a hoholette.

>>772315
I see them all the time at uni.

>>772354
>>772353
They've been pushing for it on account of the shorter life expectancy

>>772356
Are there more male to female or the other way round?

>>772357
That was one guy's court case.

>>772358
Yeah, by a long way.

>>772353
boongs have their own special far more generous welfare system, because racial equality

>>772315
>>772356
They say a mirror tells a thousand tales

>>772315
You just need to meet the right girl neet

>>772361
yeah there's a weekly payment for a start

Thrice i was challenged in my struggle to attain total aryan victory over the bread, pies and run up the mountain but faith in the Fuhrer carried the day and all three were conquered. What did you subhumans purchase from the takeaway jew tonight?

>>772363
Xhe got Monk into IT

>>772365
HJs for lunch, Oporto for dinner

>>772365
> What did you subhumans purchase from the takeaway jew tonight?
Thai

>>772365
when are we gonna see a pidser with a hakenkreuz on it tiff?

>>772365
Strong arms for kneading firm dough.

>>772365
Good spread. Very nice.

>>772369
I am almost certain we already have.

>>772371
as the bishop said to the actress

>>772372
that was one kicking around /pol/ for the last 15 years

>>772318
>>772319
>>772322
We have bunch of folk tales about fucking the devils over.

>>772374
tiffo will give us one with /ausneets/ written on it to make it our own special pidser

I want a video tour of tiffins bunker

>>772346
Ever been to Taxmania?

>>772365
Nice spread pedo

>>772369
Bitch has been too afraid to since all the recent laws on nazi symbols and shit.

>>772381
Just keep a couple of books on Hinduism on hand and offer them a slice of pixxa when they show up.

>>772332
McDolans corporation cares about your feelings, Would you like to McComplain about the cost of your needs?

>>772280
Heh.

>>772309
>why worry

>>772365
Looks good.

>>772343
can you give me an address? I like older women
>>772346
I never left this shithole
plus that's just moldova with extra steps

>>772369
when my nazi cookie cutter comes from Aliexpress.

>>772386
> I like older women
she dead now

I bet tiffin is worried his mummybot will see the nazi pidser and ground him from the internet.

>>772390
Why hasn't she grounded him for using her tablecloth to make dough and chop stuff up?

>>772386
Excuse the Anglos. For them these places seem very exotic.

>>772384
This is worse than that bag of Doritos I had with the R U OK hotline sticker

Looking forward to HP 52 tonight.

>>772388
That is my exact body type.

>>772393
You're in your prime Cruisey.

I am up to date on Demon Slayer now.
I think I will watch Hunter x Hunter next. It got high ratings on imdb.

>>772398
Can you shuffle dance that well?

>>772401
I'm better.

>>772384
That's a lot of points.

>>772394
Oh Shit! Even the crap you eat because your life sucks is giving you shit because you're a loser.
Maybe its time to McOff youself.

>>772405
You need to keep battling on. You are doing well.

Literally never been on twitter

>>772409
It's actually not bad. I've following maybe 40 right wing accounts and getting some good news. It's comforting to see a lot of it with a large number of likes etc. Lots of discourse around the current boom in ant-Jew rhetoric.

>>772393
Yes and no. The Christian traditions gives an arching theme over Christian folk, and even found itself in Faust too.
But to be frank, in general in Indo-Euro nations are poor in folk tales, even Germans (the Grimms) could collect all in all 200 of theirs. Hungary has thousands of folk tales collected, so selections about the deal with the devil is wider (many of which has Christian themes, but all has earlier pagan roots).
Here's three, which were made into animation.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=Pl4P-tc13lk
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=ln8KU1HxXHk
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=a1RrhBF1C9k
The first and last is the "dunce devil" type, it is favored for it's funny.

>>772412
ol' fake free speech advocate musk still wont explain why weev, anglin, tom sewell etc cant have twitter accounts

>>772414
or why the ban on posting the word nigger was reinstated within 48 hours

>>772416
Poor Joslin.

https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=4GzczjPXj-E
ncm nvm found it

>>772417
>watched all
Oh man, I did not know these got to Romanian kids. Very cool.
>English translation is shit
Yeah. I think it could have been better. We suck at English, that I know. And Anglos added pretty awesome works to the World's literature. So I think it's our translators fault.

>>772417
Okay you've just exceeded the daily limit of cringe. Please try again tomorrow :)

>>772421
It's a legit criticism me thinks. The stories aren't "rolling" well how it was done in English.

>>772421
>exceeded the daily limit of cringe.
That's not possible during Cringemass.

>>772383
I already posted that. The other one was better. I smiled at the motorbike riders.

>>772386
And a taste for milfs.
You really are the euro cruisey

There is another skip in my driveway and Bill will be here at 0800 hours.
Good day to you.

>>772427
Sleep tight NEET.

>>772429
>>772430
Sober up offline and stop spending all your money on booze you drunken europoor bufoon

>>772429
You might wanna try dancing instead of singing. Can take the dust better. :^)

>>772430
Yeah, you are probably right.

>>772431
He should invest in the raft I wrote some time ago.

I am gonna run out of nicotine before cenno money comes in
Fug

>>772435
Sounds like a good way to quit forever.

>>772436
Well I tried to translate a sarcastic reply we usually make when someone sings badly.
Yes, singing drunk is fashionable here too.

>>772439
You've arrived on time for the shift change over.

Brought the washing in. Still haven't hung the wet washing out.

https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=n707XZ8cUyo
as far as I'm concernend his caustic gamnujm opus

>>772436
>>772437
>>772438
you are embarrassing yourself

from a lyrical standpoint it might be tihs one
https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=Pg7y4czi3UQ

or was it this one
https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=0uwxlpik9FI
fuck

>>772445
He's truly in the boong zone.

>>772386
>>772386
>I never left this shithole
You've never been outside of Romania? Is this common in Romania? I would've thought that with the EU stuff you could just catch a train to another country.

>>772443
Kinda yeah.

>>772445
Perhaps you are repeating this because you want him to feel embarrassed.

>>772446
>>772447
One of those. Or maybe the firs one.

>>772449
Traveling by train is not that expensive, but the stay is.
There was a Pole on Krautchan, or perhaps it was Kohl then already who did an IWO, he cycled from Polan to Florence and back. Slept in tent, drunk water mostly from public wells, or asked locals to fill his bottle. I think he brought most of his food from home. It was pretty cool.

>>772453
It was installed by Mr Kuhlmann around 1911 at his property surrounding the Old Spot Hotel to fill a reservoir and enable watering of his orange orchard.

might go for a drive and do something norty

>>772456
Diameter 4.2M, 64 buckets, of 20L capacity and turned at 8rpm.

>>772451
I would've though he'd at least have made a day trip to Hungary or Austria.
>>772454
That makes sense.

>>772456
Do they grow any pineapples? Asking for a mate.

>>772460
>a day trip
At least a long weekend if you're going to visit another country.

>>772427
Good day

Here is something wholesome for all the aryan and boong neets to enjoy together

>>772462
I'm talking about Europe though. Their countries are smaller than our states.

>>772461
It is all shopping centers and suburbia now.

>>772464
That's a wichity grub

>>772465
Yes, but the drive time is still longer than you would expect and you might as well see a few things instead of having lunch and going home again.

>>772453
It's part of the history of the area.
I haven't been inside but am busy.

>>772451
Must be nice to cycle everywhere. Only SA neets can do that because its flat there. Bogan drivers on the other hand.

>>772471
You shouldn't be allowed to cycle on the road anywhere.

>>772471
I only cycle on the footpath. There are way too many deros around here to ride on the road.

Shibs rode his bike through strangers backyards, taking the shortest possible route once.

>>772473
Drivers fear me when I am rolling on city roads. I blast past them with millimeters to spare when they are stationary or moving at a childs pace.

>>772475
Large parts of Britain you have the right to walk across people's properties. It's mostly just paddocks, but still.

>>772476
I open my door on cunts like you.

>>772476
I rub my dick watching you cunts whizz by, hoping you'll hit your handle on a mirror or someone swerves.

>>772478
I would cum

>>772477
Stay out of my fucking yard Hun.

Walk around. The fence is not decoration.

>>772478
Lool you cower in your metal coffin, that door is the only thing keeping cyclopathic road heroes like me from stealing your wallet.

>>772480
Inflation sure has come a long way

>>772485
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/used/holden/monaro/?sort=Price
Only

>>772365
Great job pete, well cooked

>>772486
Hmm thats two orders of magnitude. 2 db is not bad gain.

>>772387
Id buy some

I have a small penis

>>772489
>drunk teenage sluts
The tennis will be on soon. A delightful distraction.

Man that moofie 300 2 is fukn stupid.
Cool CGI tho.

>>772460
I only ever traveled abroad because I had people to pool resources, family, friends.
I think most people here travel like that, they plan a holiday in Croatia for example. Although these days more and more can allow to visit farther. And still many stuck here, and never go anywhere.

>>772467
I wouldn't download one.

>>772468
Night fella.

>>772471
It could be cool.

>>772427
That is good to hear. Well done.

>>772475
>>772477
Here we go again...

>>772491
4 inch NEET?

They only put 8 wicked wings in the box. There were meant to be 10.
The wings were good, just not enough of them.

>>772475
In a perfectly straight line once.

>>772499
That's a 20% loss. Complain if you still have the receipt. They'll give you a coupon for a free meal.

>>772500
are you forgetting the curvature of the Erf?

>>772477
I've met the paddock crossing shitzos IRL, wierd shit

>>772501
I said no to a receipt.

>>772504
You played yourself, NEET.

>>772502
Disregard elevation.

>>772505
I realise that now. They outsmarted me. They saw me coming.

>>772507
It was definitely malicious on the part of the server. When I've wanted 10 nuggers and they've only had 8 they throw a tendie or two in the box or something similar to compensate.

>>772509
Horrible creatures. Scary.

>>772511
I’ve seen this before

Weber?

>>772512
No you didn't.

Where are the photos of the dyed camo?

>>772515
They were posted we just couldn't see them.

>>772512
I've watched Motherbat use a crotchet hook in anger before.

>>772517
Self harm incident?

>>772516
Poorly bantered

>>772511
That was well mended, reasonably satisfying to watch.

>>772510
They fend for themselves from the day they hatch, so if they get to that size they're very nasty and too smart for their own good.

>>772520
This is why some of the better quality knitwear comes with a little packet with some of the wool.

>>772523
Going to send that to my grandma.

I think I will do a deed today

>>772521
Evil creatures.

>>772524
She's probably already seen it on her facebook.

>>772525
>>772457
I have never been a fan of these type of posts. I do not understand them.

>>772527
She probably knew Maurie Fields back in the day.

>>772529
Groupie type situation?

>>772530
He and his wife were well known in the vaudeville scene.
They also played husband and wife publicans on The Flying Doctors.

I exited a roundabout today and found myself fact to face with a ute that was coming right at me, driving in the wrong lane.
He moved out of my way just in time and gave me a lazy wave of apology like it was nothing.

>>772525
dirty deed?

>>772519
I thought it was witty. What if camo neet has been posting here for years but nobody ever sees his posts because they're so well camouflaged?

>>772534
He might even have posted bulge - if he was wearing camo undies we wouldn't have known.

Gym time. Praying to Christ the jeets aren't there.

>>772536
Have a good one NEET.
You could try talking to the Pajeets instead of isolating yourself and being neurotic about their presence.

>>772536
Ask about their gloves

>>772539
I am looking forward to Rocky. It is many years since I saw it.

>>772540
Me too

>>772539
I can only say, we watched Ice Station Zebra already. I don't think we shouldn't watch it despite.

Bad home neets out again

>>772540
>>772541
hopefully it will inspire some neets to get on the fight camp wagon

>>772543
>Bad home neets
Their bins are filthy. Permanent stench.

>>772544
I couldn't run up all those stairs.

>>772545
imagine the smell

At the bad home Coles tonight it was all Pajeets. The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.

>>772548
> The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.
The irish aren't white

>>772548
>The only white people stank of cannabis and were being loud and destructive.
Did one of them have the squirts and/or declare it was falling out of him?

>>772548
do any neets find themselves going to coles and shopping centres just because they have nowhere else to go?

>>772551
No.

>>772553
Watch Food Dip mukbangs.

>>772553
Make something instead.

NEET Street podcast. Make it happen.

>>772539
Add this to the list. I just watched it and think the NEETs will like it. Pretty realistic hitman movie.

>>772539
rockys a beautiful film.

WIsh I didn't fuck that hooker tonight.

>>772560
Go on.

>>772560
Tell us the full story please NEET.

>>772537
>talk to the Pajeets
No

>>772551
Daily. It's why I never do big shops.

>>772553
This is your brain on algorithms

>>772556
I'm down

>>772560
Claim a refund

>>772562
Cheap asian. Looked good though, petite, soft skin, decent tits and good hygiene. Probably mid 30s. Took a while to get fully hard while she sucked me. Once I was hard started feeling hornier, did 69 and ate her pussy out for a bit, it was clean and tasty. Fucked her missionary and doggy for a bit, pussy was tiny and tight so I almost nutted. Asked if I wanted to cum in her mouth for a tip. I obliged. She sucked me raw for a bit, started getting closer but I couldn't quite cum from just getting sucked. Got her to suck my balls for a bit while I deathgripped jerked. Then she started sucking my cock but I told her to wait and I'd let know when to open her mouth. She got a stern look and told me not cum on her face and I said I wouldn't. She started sucking my balls again. I told her I was about to bust but we both weren't quite quick enough and I shot a rope over her nose and one of her eyes. She pushed me away and said something in chink speak. I got dressed and left while she was in the bathroom washing her face.

>>772564
That doesn't sound that bad. How much did it cost?

>>772565
$170. I regretted mainly because of the post bust clarity of how much of a fucking loser I am for paying for sex. Gooning now.

>>772566
Do not be so harsh on yourself NEET. It is not a big deal.

>>772551
That's what old people do.
The rich ones go to miss mauds or dome cafe

Another day where all I did was go to the gym and drive around.
Many such cases this week.

>>772568
>old people
Most of them are NEETs.

>>772564
Hot

>>772566
Good deal

>>772572
He paid $170 to give himself severe depression.

>>772573
He could have bought a few points of meth and spent the weekend charging, probably would have found an ice skank to fuck too

>>772573
Worth it

>>772567
Even though each whore visit fractures my soul I still crave it. I wanna go to thailand for two weeks and be able to coom everyday on the cheap. It's all water under the bridge at this point. I'm a weirdo whos never had a relationship. I'll be 30 in january, If I'm being honest with myself the chances of turning things around are very slim. The best I can think of for my future is not being a piece of shit and doing something worthwhile thats useful and helpful to other people. Even If my life is lonely and pathetic I'd like to do something meaningful. No Idea what.

>>772577
I'm the same age. Would also like a Thailand trip. We should go together.
Pattaya NEETup 2024

>>772578
Lets do it. You wont tell the other neets if I dip into a few ladyboys though will you?

>>772577
Stop seeing whores and find a woman in her late 20s to marry.

>>772580
Are you married?

>>772579
Thai trips tell no tales.

>>772580
>find a woman in her late 20s to marry.
Expired.

>>772581
No, but I have a gf which was unimaginable for me early this year.
>>772582
>>772582
>Expired.
He has to lower his standards plus big age gap relationships aren't as common irl as people on the internet say they are.
Good night neets. Stayed up way too late. Big day of doing nothing tomorrow.

>>772583
noneye

morning bros

>>772585
mording

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/security/australian-it-worker-loses-150000-to-cunning-job-scam/news-story/d1d3c56e4264aea9f39eb9757b48220e
>Josh*, who is trained in cybersecurity
Pajeet

>>772587
>Josh was instructed to transfer his own money into the system to receive more orders.
>Over the course of three days, he transferred $150,000 to the scammers, believing that it would turbocharge his commission.
>“Eventually I just emptied my savings accounts,” Josh said.
>“What makes it worse is that I reached such a point of desperation that I went into my parents’ accounts and I drained their money as well.”
This guy doesn't have the mental capacity for security work.

>>772585
>>772586
Good morning NEETs.

>>772586
>>772589
a good morning to you neets

Today could be the day I get my shit together. I've just got this feeling.

>>772587
The needful failed him.

>>772591
Do it.

>>772557
Let's see if the drinker recommends it first

>>772591
Sounds do-able.

>>772593
Let's not be too hasty

>>772596
You can do it one step at a time, as long as you do it.

>>772598
another reason to move to a cashless society

>>772600
This was posted the other day.

>>772602
they should get on the springies, they've done wonders for fifo

garn coles neets, you need anything?

I had better get dressed and prepare for Bill.

>>772602
They can smell vile when getting warmed up.

>>772606
One Cherry ripe please.

>>772607
make sure he vacuums properly today

>>772608
Yeah I'm not a fan. Even restaurant ones are gross.

>>772607
I hope Bill arrives on time.

I used to love pork bbq buns

>>772610
I am going to try and confine him to the armory today. Trying to move a 300kg safe into the center of the room should keep him busy for a few hours.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-18/bank-bogus-octo-scam-apps-phishing/102992426
>Can you detect the bogus bank apps? Try our malware quiz
ABC proceeds to leave the screenshot out of question 6; uses flyshit screenshots for other questions.

>>772614
What if it crushes Bill?

>>772616
He'll be right.

>>772617
I'm going to open a goon shop in the big nose jew building

>>772621
I hope you will sell kosher wine.

Bitches need to get out there and make me some money

>>772623
I'll sell whatever I steal from the liquorland down the street.

Might go stuff my old cum rags in people's mailboxes

>>772626
It's good to keep busy.

>>772626
stuff them in their exhaust pipes

58 minutes until he is here and I'm already
>tfw

>>772627
Much safer than leaving photos of your dick with threatening messages written on them in their letterboxes.
Last time I did that the police went door knocking in the area.

>>772630
Did they ask to see your dick?

>>772616
there are always more bills

>>772635
>3XL
Reeeeeeeee! More discrimination against the larger neet gentlemen!

had a green mondster because I didn't sleep 100%. Now I have a rapid heartbeat but I don't feel anymore awake.

>>772630
Did they return the photographs?

>>772633
I wonder what he'll mess up today.

>>772635
Pretty sure these garments shouldn't be worn all day.

>>772639
I don't think he'll mess anything up. He'll be shitty that I haven't done anything since May.

I want to watch that assassin moofie.

Bill has arrived

>>772645
Early too is a good sign.

>>772644
Fucking e-whores are the worst. This story would have been better if the stepdad raped and murderd her.

HP 53 on Monday is looking good.

>>772622
You wouldn't invest much time in this before you felt silly starting with beer kegs.

Is there an alternative to 4chan's /gif/ without all the degeneracy?

>>772644
This whore wants to be a cam slut but she's creeped out by the idea that she may know one of her simps IRL. Those other whores in the audience must think its their worst nightmare. You can see how degenerate those platforms are. A Bangkok street whore has more dignity.

>>772594
Gay. My recommendation should be enough.

>>772654
You sir are no drinker.

>>772624
What could you get for $170?

>>772655
Caprice.

It's falling out of me.

>>772632
There was a meet yesterday or the day before at parafield

morning
I finished printing some method book for classical guitar
in a month or so I should finally be able to read sheet music

>>772660
no again

>>772634
Lol

>>772662
Good morning Cruisey.

>>772644
Bet she didn't give the 2k back.

>>772666
Funny innit

>>772651
Redgifs
It's still full of degeneracy

>>772657
Real drinkers wouldn't get girl sized bottles.

>>772662
>morn
What time is it there?
Is KFC open?

>won't watch a movie unless it's approved by the e-celeb
As bad as imbdNEET

My fridge is making a weird creaking noise every few hours. Something's wrong with it.

Mums ex husband ended up giving me 2 grand for a laptop. It’s on its way now. Going to try to study psychology next year with it. Gotta learn how to write essays and stuff though.

>>772672
Yeah my fridge is like that too. Mine leaks water and freezes it on my food stuffs

Slept terribly because of the standards

>>772672
Find your cat neet

>>772675
Woe

>>772673
goodluck neet