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NEET General #759 - Not My Problem Edition NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No. 773281
Do you NEETs take a "Not my problem" attitude towards life?

Old Thread: >>772280


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.773293 del
WEBBY BEST NEET


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.773299 del
i just ate 3 chicken thighs worth of chicken thighs


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.773300 del
My potassium is superior to Kazakhstan's potassium.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.773301 del
>>773299
Stick to the marylands.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.773302 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.773303 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.773304 del
>>773281
Good Pepe.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.773306 del
>>773258
I refuse communion.
I cross my chest and state I'm not worthy to receive.
>>773260
Homosexual acts in Gippsland.
>>773271
I have a couple of magic mountain tokens in my treasure box.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.773307 del
>>773281
We are all each others problem.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.773308 del
What's my boy Webby up to?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.773309 del
He won't reply because you've wasted his time too often.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.773310 del
>>773307
I'm no one's problem.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.773311 del
Too much caffine
Taking a valium


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.773312 del
>>773311
Sleep tight.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.773313 del
I'm going to go shit, do you need anything?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.773314 del
I miss Weber 😔


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.773315 del
>>773314
Just look up and smile.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.773316 del
>>773315
Kneepads on.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.773317 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.773318 del
i heard he got stuck in his car in the middle of the day during a heat wave


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.773319 del
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>>773318
>a heat wave


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.773320 del
Had to cancel a shift because the client would think my choof cough is covid.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.773321 del
I locked Weber in the back of the ute with a choggy milk and a donut and some nosy brown snake called the cops on me once.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.773322 del
My camera is too crud to take a good picture.
Pic related, where the shadow is on the bottom of the moon.

I have seen memes saying that shouldn't be possible and that means the world is flat.
Even if it isn't, I think it's good to think about the world as flat and small.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.773323 del
Killed an ant.
Watching the other one panic.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.773324 del
>>773320
Have a Vicks cough lozenge


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.773325 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.773326 del
>>773325
Prime NEET entertainment.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.773327 del
>>773324
They can't penetrate this thick green gunk and stringy nasal saliva.
I only have one left and they don't do anything. Gargling and trying to half choke on cough syrup then coughing up wads of phlegm with it works best. Just little sips works best, right after a shower.
I might do a eucalyptus oil and hot water in a bowl with a wet tea towel over my head trick and sound like a flooded 4 stroke in a bit.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.773328 del
>>773326
I'm going to step on him once he gets him to the grass line.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.773329 del
>>773327
>thick green gunk and stringy nasal saliva.
Isn't green an indicator of an infection?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.773330 del
It's disappeared.
Now these two have appeared.
Ones hurt, maybe it came back to life.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.773331 del
>>773329
I'm exaggerating a bit, it's all good.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.773332 del
Stop being a disgusting stoner


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773333 del
Gedenerate fuck


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773334 del
>>773295
it rained all day and it stopped when the night came


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773335 del
>>773333
Boong life


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.773336 del
>>773325
>liveleak logo is missing


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.773337 del
we need an ausneets edition dedicated to skinwalkers, yowies, ufos, and other spoopy crap. I just need to find the right pepe.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.773338 del
Started playing mass effect 1 again. It occurred to me I haven't seen a good bioware game in many years. What happened?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.773339 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773340 del
>>773322
>moon.
Not even real.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773341 del
I dump a hot load in weber's arse.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773342 del
Weber cum now!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.773343 del
Me cum in Weber bum!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.773344 del
garlic scented fingers summons the possum


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.773345 del
>773341
>773342
>773343
Improve the quality of your posting please.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773346 del
Oh no, he's not giving us (You)'s!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773347 del
>>773345
you wanted animated gifs too?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773348 del
>>773347
I doubt he knows what he wants, yet another feminine trait of his.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.773349 del
>>773347
I can make some
but now I have to go to work, maybe when I get home


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.773350 del
>>773349
>go to work
Improve the quality of your posting please.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.773351 del
jdmdnebfofjf risked dicjdnsncjsn jacks in inch bring do jd. Jen. D. If c deck me duck fee fanciful no kcjdndncj no fb if. N b
Only the initiated will understand this.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.773352 del
Tummy is rumbling, a storm is brewing.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.773353 del
It's leaking out of me


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.773354 del
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I bought it
It’s good
😎


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.773355 del
>>773354
Looks bad


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.773356 del
2027 is when it will happen


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.773357 del
>>773355
Mind telling us what it is ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.773358 del
>>773357
> ?
How would I know, I didn't buy it.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.773359 del
>>773358
You reviewed it though.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.773360 del
>>773359
I said it looks bad.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.773361 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.773363 del
>>773357
You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.773364 del
>On April 30th, 2020, the gay pornography video "That Dick Tastes Like Money" by the production studio Thug Hunter was released.[1][2] In the video, a man named Logan approaches a young Black man, who according to the plot is a "badass thug from the hood," and pays him for sexual intercourse. In one part of the video, Logan asks the man to remove his pants and shake his buttocks, referring to the act as the "thug shaker"
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thug-shaker


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.773365 del
>>773363
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdLvauICvPM [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.773366 del
Severely woed


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.773367 del
>>773364
>"badass thug from the hood,"
A dashing silver fox.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.773368 del
Dehydrated.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.773369 del
>>773368
Me too.
Had 3 mondsters, 2 powerades, and a litre of water.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.773370 del
What happens in 2027?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.773371 del
>>773370
nuro will leave forevor.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.773372 del
The baron of based said he got invited to a party last night. Maybe we haven't heard from him yet because he picked up a slampig there and was busy all night.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.773373 del
>>773311
you should try chamomile instead of valiums


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.773374 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.773375 del
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>>773370
Superpower


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.773377 del
>>773376
A sick pig


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.773378 del
>>773372
>got invited to a party last night
If it were true he wouldn't be able to resist taking and posting lots of photos. He is like the opposite of Davo in that regard.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.773379 del
my bum


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.773380 del
>>773377
"I just like the uniform" is a pretty flimsy reason for becoming a Police.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.773381 del
>>773380
If he was honest like the rest of the pigs then they wouldn't have used him for their diversity crap. They're all power hungry tyrants, every last one of them.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.773382 del
Pulled my willy out


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.773383 del
>>773381
I remember when he was hired they had a news piece on him and had to change their uniform regulations so he could wear his turbo thingo


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.773384 del
I'm going to only watch lesbian porn from now on.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.773385 del
>>773384
the fake mainstream stuff or the real chunder-inducing realstic stuff with ugly hairy bulldykes?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.773386 del
>>773385
Fake, I still want to see the women suffer doing stuff they don't really enjoy. I hate women so much it's unreal.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.773388 del
>>773384
Lesbian aboriginal porn


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.773389 del
>>773387
Shite wines.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.773391 del
>>773305
OOGA BOOGA


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.773392 del
>>773391
That right there is a racism


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.773393 del
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>>773390
> [Macao]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.773394 del
Going to watch the Cleveland show.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.773395 del
>>773394
source?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.773396 del
>>773387
Craig always has the best deals.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.773397 del
cumstained jocks


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.773398 del
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This maca root powder is making me diamonds


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.773399 del
benis! :DDDDDDD


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.773401 del
I wake up to watch her.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773402 del
>>773398
Are they just plain chips on the floor?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773403 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773404 del
>>773401
Olive is the reason many of us get out of bed each day.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773405 del
>>773404
Not him


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.773406 del
NOOT has phimosis


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.773407 del
I am mentally ill and I am proud of that.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.773408 del
>>773406
It's a gay looking dick


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.773409 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.773410 del
>>773402
Cruiseys favourite


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.773411 del
>>773410
No, I am his favourite.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.773412 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.773413 del
on the double-strength vodka cruisers tee hee


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.773414 del
>>773412
Possum u bitch


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.773415 del
>>773408
Ur a gay dick for looking.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.773416 del
>>773395
ummm, a torrent? Do you want the magnet link or something?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.773417 del
>>773415
You can't call somebody gay for looking if you didn't post that the picture contained a gay thing. It's in the rules u ol' dirty ass funny lookin gay dick nigga


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.773418 del
>>773416
We're not clicking random links here, we are cyber smart.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773419 del
>>773401
Pippa?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773420 del
>>773415
It's only gay if you enjoyed it.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773421 del
>>773416
source for your claim that you're going to watch the show


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.773422 del
>>773421
I don't need to look at your Early Life section


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.773423 del
>>773422
Calm down Tiffany


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.773424 del
>>773423
I am Rajesh


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.773425 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.773426 del
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Really need to save up and buy a new petrol car before we get road cucked


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.773427 del
>>773426
Won't happen. Will kill people.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.773428 del
Considering going to the bottleo but I'm not sure I can be bothered walking there for just one bottle.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.773429 del
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>>773393
Your cow


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.773430 del
>>773428
Then buy several!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773431 del
>>773428
Do it NEET. It is a nice evening for a walk. Get a pink moscato.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773432 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773433 del
pink moscato


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.773434 del
>>773428
Get a 4 pack of VODKA CRUISER DOUBLE RASPBERRY


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.773435 del
>>773432
Dude’s finger blastin the Ginney. Love it but, relax buddy!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.773436 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNMir6nI5Oc [Embed]
getting pumped for womboflix


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.773437 del
>>773433
Goon of champions.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.773438 del
>>773431
>pink moscato
The local bottleo is out of everything.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.773439 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ4lOrZG48 [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.773440 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3n-mOxKiGVc [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.773441 del
Does anyone have an archive or screenshots of /neetlyfe/ ?

Remember that failure of a board Stanners created ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.773442 del
>>773441
Just ask him to move in already.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773443 del
>>773441
Move on.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773444 del
>>773443
Jog on.
Touch grass.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773445 del
>>773441
I remember you shat in a pan.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.773446 del
>>773445
Just move in already.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.773447 del
Not going to the bottleo. Everything is fucking out of stock. Faggot bottleo.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.773448 del
Possum shat in my Royal Doulton tea pot once.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.773449 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrKjRMK-gwQ [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.773450 del
>>773448
He thought it was the chamber pot.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.773451 del
What caused Nuros OBSSESION with stanners ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.773452 del
>>773451
Stanley started stalking and trolling him.


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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.773454 del
>>773445
Remember how Stanners shat in a pan and blames it on Nuro ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.773455 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8HY1FW3KoM [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.773456 del
Remember how stanners lives in a dumpy caravan park and has a communal toilet block and accused Nuro of living a dunny ?

I MEMEBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.773457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Yu_uYqIsGM [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.773458 del
>>773456
Lol mate I'd rather live in a caravan park than sleep next to your shitter


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.773459 del
Remember how stanners creeped around Nuro’s business in real life and cased it out for security weakness while accusing him of attempted murder ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.773460 del
>>773458
I enjoy living in a house


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.773461 del
https://web.archive.org/web/20220121011202/https://endchan.net/neetlyfe/res/3988.html
Kekked at my post about tfw no gf feels. If only I knew how good things were going to be.
The posting there is as I remember it being - fairly typical neet gen stuff. I don't what buro is on about.
>>773448
FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
>>773433
>>773438
>>773431
I'll be doing so shortly. Might grab some Brown Brothers as that is Webby approved.
>>773334
Perfect time for a contemplative walk. I love the smell just after a hot summer rain. I don't like the heat in general but the rains that break the heat are always lovely.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.773462 del
>>773461
>FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
She needs to trap it, relocate it, and fix the entry point.
The piss will come through the insulation and stain the ceiling if it hasn't already.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.773463 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Pnp9RDHJWw [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773464 del
>>773461
>If only I knew how good things were going to be.
Just how good are things NEET? What are you up to?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773465 del
>>773462
Imagine the smell.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773466 del
>>773461
Then IGA chucked a temper tantrum and locked the board


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.773467 del
>>773398
Go back you fucking cat raping faggot


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.773468 del
>>773467
Did he rape your dinner?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.773469 del
>>773463
The original banjo player for Hayseed Dixie was the son of Don Reno, one of the three or four fathers of modern bluegrass banjo.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.773470 del
>>773468
Kek. Very well bantered


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.773471 del
>>773458
Caravan parks have the worst kind of derros and crackheads. I wish someone told me never to stay in one or a motel. They are dangerous.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.773472 del
>>773464
Hes been smashing puss and not giving us the goss


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.773473 del
>>773471
Where should you stay?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773474 del
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Rocky (1976) on in 1 hour neets. It's time to be more than just another bum in the neighbourhood. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773475 del
>>773471
> or a motel.
wut


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773476 del
>>773474
I will be there.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.773477 del
>>773468
No he's a cencerous faggot that doesn't belong here


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.773478 del
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>>773474
Hopefully it will inspire a few neets to run up those steps


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.773479 del
Might put on Pink Floyd's "Money" at full volume and slump into my lounge chair after eating a handful of valium


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.773480 del
>>773477
Neither do you.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.773481 del
>>773480
False.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.773482 del
>>773478
I'll take the escalator.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.773483 del
>>773466
>Stanners strikes you on /ausneets/ and yells out in pain


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.773484 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.773485 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.773486 del
>>773473
Stay in a fancy hotel. something expensive to filter out the shit cunts.
>>773479
I literally did this once. A+++ would reccomend


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.773487 del
>>773486
>expensive
I am a NEET.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.773488 del
>>773484
Dare you to ride down those stairs


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.773489 del
Weber


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.773490 del
His hand looks like a latex glove someone has blown in.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.773491 del
>>773487
My advice. Stay with motherbat. Never be homeless. There is literally vampires and psychics in the world.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773492 del
>>773484
New pad?

>>773490
Kek


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773493 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773494 del
>>773488
I do that every ride.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.773495 del
Has anyone read Bronze Age Perverts book?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773496 del
>>773474
I watched a doco on rocky Marciano today


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773497 del
>>773495
Yes. I liked it.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773498 del
>>773495
No one here reads books.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.773499 del
>>773477
Become BO.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.773500 del
>>773484
Based.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.773501 del
>>773479
All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.773502 del
>>773499
>selling out the board to the Chinese


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.773503 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBOG8yE6cJY [Embed]
this retart gets $600k per year to stutter and stumble through simple sentences


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.773504 del
>>773495
Yes I have a copy here. I'll just go find it and take a photo for you. Hang on.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.773505 del
>>773498
I can't read


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.773506 del
>>773502
Giving. I'm a communist.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.773507 del
Tiff as BO, frm and NK as vol henchmen.
Whip the board back into shape.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.773508 del
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>>773495
>>773504
I found it. It is a pretty good book.


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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.773510 del
>>773490
Haha. Holy shit it does.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.773511 del
>>773497
Actually? I might give it a go

>>773508
lol'd


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.773512 del
Watching her latest stream.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.773513 del
My oshi is autistic like me fr fr


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.773514 del
>>773513
Oshi got rizz no cap


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.773515 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.773516 del
>>773498
almost nobody in the bronze age could read either, so the book was a flop


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.773517 del
nuro and weber were a sk8r boizz in their youth


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.773518 del
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Get in here neets, we're launching sylvester stallone's career: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.773519 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.773521 del
>>773516
actually, might get the audiobook


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.773522 del
Remember how stanners thinks about suicide every day ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.773523 del
>>773522
So do you, don't lie to yourself.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.773524 del
>>773523
Woah ! That’s some PROJECTION


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.773525 del
>>773524
It's not, I'm aware that I do as well. People like you and IGA hurt others because you're also hurting.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.773526 del
>>773521
How do you find them? I've never listened to one. I imagine I'd have to keep skipping back to relisten to sections


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.773527 del
>>773525
Perhaps Maryborough can take a dual booking.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.773528 del
Might call 000 and say keegz is going to kill himself.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.773529 del
>>773528
Don't waste their time


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.773530 del
>>773528
Don't be a fuckwit.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.773531 del
>>773528
That is an offence.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.773532 del
>>773531
He is talking about doing it right now. I'm genuinely concerned.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.773533 del
>>773532
You something calming


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.773534 del
>>773526
They're fine, I listen to them while walking. If I try sitting down and reading my adhd makes me stop after a minute and do something else.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.773535 del
>>773534
ADHD isn't real.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.773536 del
>>773535
I knew it!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.773537 del
rape rape


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.773539 del
>>773522
Why do you even care lol? Are you sure you're not the one feeling suicidal?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.773540 del
:sunglasses:


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.773541 del
Keegz cried out to the board for help once.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.773542 del
>>773541
They both need to move in with each other and fuck.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.773543 del
>>773542
Get cruisey to film, weber and monk can set up a website, 10k can pay off the cops/zog.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.773544 del
>>773543
Smart.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.773545 del
Going to make a stew tomorrow.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.773546 del
>>773545
A bean stew I hope.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.773547 del
>>773546
Not him but I will. Chicken with onion, carrot, peas, and several kinds of beans.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.773548 del
How finely do you neets reckon I should cut the chicken if I'm going to do it in the slow cooker?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.773549 del
>>773547
That sounds nice.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.773550 del
A stew? IN THIS WEATHER???


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.773551 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r97O7u2x8aU [Embed]
holy based i love this rabbit hole


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.773552 del
Remember how stanners does not have the data allowance to attend moofie nights.

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.773553 del
>>773552
Remember your family putting a restraining order on you?

WE MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.773554 del
>>773553
>your family
Multiple relatives too. The reason he keeps calling IGA a "fatherless bitx boi" (the spelling is a gay discord meme) is because his father is the only relative that nuro is still in contact with. He thinks he has a good relationship with his father because his dad buy buys him a pub meal off the specials board once a year.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.773555 del
>>773554
I'm still sticking with my personal theory that they're half brothers/gay lovers that are having a feud.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.773556 del
>>773551
>rabbit hole


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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.773558 del
>>773555
>>773555
>half brothers/gay lovers
Utterly vile yet plausible.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.773559 del
>>773558
The absurdity of it is why I believe it, it's clown world enough to be likely.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.773560 del
>>773556
I'd go down her holes.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.773561 del
Remember how stanners gives people shit about families issuing restraining orders when stanners never had a proper family or a father ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.773562 del
>>773561
just shut up


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.773563 del
>>773562
Remember how stanners has spent 3 years making the board the hell for everyone with no consequences ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.773564 del
>>773561
Remember when nuro shaved his balls because he mistook politeness from a woman for sexual interest?

WE MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773565 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773566 del
>>773563
Remember how you got banned and are still banned?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773567 del
>>773566
u too dickhead


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.773568 del
>>773564
I always shave my balls, got no idea what you are talking about. Bout time you checked into Nambour mental hospital again...


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.773569 del
>>773561
>>773563
>>773564
>>773566
Get your hands OFF my member!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.773570 del
The moon still has that half shadow from the bottom but has moved to about 11oclock in its cycle.
Jupiter is in the north east.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.773572 del
im horny


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.773573 del
>>773566
You were banned first. I still have the screenshots. I left and served half my sentence voluntarily in peace because i have a life.

Meanwhile this is the only thing you got and i pray to god we tear it away from you after the all the damage you have caused you fucking scumbag.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.773574 del
Jupiter is in Gatorade!!!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.773575 del
>>773572
Have a wank.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.773576 del
>>773573
You're both AIDS faggots.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.773577 del
wish I had a dozen kfc bread rolls and half a kilo of soft butter


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.773578 del
>>773577
Is KFC open?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.773580 del
>>773573
I was never banned. You don't know who I am.
You were permabanned. You were meant to stay away but this board is the entirety of your human interaction as you've previously admitted.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773581 del
>>773579
Olive is positively demure in comparison.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773582 del
>>773581
Olive is a man.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773583 del
>>773580
We see you!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773584 del
>>773582
You are lucky dueling has been illegal for a long time.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773585 del
>>773582
Why are you so against the idea of being attracted to a woman?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773586 del
>>773585
What's that got to do with Olive?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773587 del
>>773586
Because Olive is clearly not a man or a tranny


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773588 del
>>773583
Settle down keegz, if you keep threatening suicide like this I'll have no choice but to have an ambulance sent to the HGR workshop.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773589 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773590 del
Saturn is between Jupiter and the moon. From our perspective the flat earth with the firmament star chart changing above our heads, remembering time I am a fan of the flickering star beneath Orion. All these characters have been worshipped by men. Jupiter is looking down at me saying what the fuck as I try to rewrite the experience I had looking at him.
A solar emanation of the Indo-European sky father deus rather than the feminine earthly mother of the basic surroundings.
The place we sit between the something or rather.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773591 del
>>773577
don't forget some quality gravy


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.773592 del
Olive isn't a woman - she is a goddess.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.773593 del
>>773578
there are 24/7 kfcs - if a neet has a car, there is always kfc


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.773595 del
>>773576
You know who is even worse ? The last (2) #BOs who enabled the mental patient to whom originally went by the name of Stanley / IGA

ChickenDinner and GoonDaddy asked for the job. They wanted some power. They got it. Turns out while being the top dog has its perks IT ALSO COMES WITH SOME ACCOUNTABLILITY !

While in Charge ChickenDinner and Goondaddy bare the final responsibility as to the current sorry wretched grim state of the board. One had a terminal case of Autism and a chip on its shoulder, while the other was just lazy and a complete fuckup (no suprise)

So while stanners best belongs in Nambour mental hospital (a 10 minute drive from the caravan park ill pay for the uber) The board has really suffered from terrible administrative mismanagement.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.773596 del
>>773595
The board was better before you arrived.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773597 del
>>773588
do it you little bitch i already know the pay phone you will call in from. you will be on the service station cameras so just fucking do it


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773598 del
>>773596
booo hoo


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773599 del
I reckon the stars recall their view of you better than the moon. They're constant. They've viewed us through our whole evolution, the moon has only been in the sky since modern humanity has bewn around. Everything remembers it's surroundings. The universe knows itself. I wrote some stuff about Israel then deleted it. Jupiter.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.773600 del
>>773588
You're not even responding to Nuro, you mong.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.773601 del
I like how nuro just projects. You know exactly how he is doing based off what he says about others. He kept calling other neets poor and then became homeless. He then started this caravan park meme despite no evidence at all lol.
This new suicide one is interesting. With any luck nuro will finally off itself and give the board some much needed peace.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773602 del
I think Nuro and IGA and the Nuro antagonist and 10k are the same people.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773603 del
>>773595
>grim state of the board
Mate, the board has always been shit. It's no worse now than it's ever been.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773604 del
>>773602
>Nuro antagonist
Outdated meme


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.773605 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.773606 del
It used to be more relaxed before the narcissists arrived.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773607 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773608 del
>>773602
Whatever it is there is a new Sheriff in town.

Naughty NEETs best show some respect.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773609 del
>>773606
It's been so long that some NEETs such as >>773603 has completely forgotten that.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773610 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773611 del
The problem with BigUNNA banning nuro is that he fails to actually enforce it. Nuro always comes back and the mods allow it. They will need to make a sustained effort of banning it on sight for several months to truly stamp out this pajeet pest.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773612 del
>>773609
the vocaroos were always shit, you were just drunk


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773613 del
>>773611
WE SEE YOU


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.773614 del
>>773611
Nuro and IGA.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.773616 del
>>773593
what of his BAC?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.773617 del
>>773596
literally the day after tarrant


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.773618 del
>>773615
>imagepng.png


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.773619 del
Might give keegz a call.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773620 del
>>773619
You won't.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773621 del
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So NEETs i wish to tell you about a life hack... I now just eat KFC chicken over the kitchen sink. No mess, no plates, No cleanup.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773622 del
>>773616
stop being a wuss


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773623 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773624 del
>>773617
how did those reports to the counterterrorism police go ? big success ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773625 del
nuro and iga have fluoride brain


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.773626 del
>>773624
I didn't report you/him to anybody. Was just making the observation.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.773627 del
drink too much
Tummy hurts


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.773628 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773630 del
>>773612
Do a vocaroo


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773631 del
>>773621
we need more neets like you - you're one of the good ones


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773632 del
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I love her so much, I want to make a Pippa tulpa.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.773633 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.773635 del
>>773621
I can't eat without having something to watch on a screen.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.773636 del
Nuro is a sovereign citizen.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.773637 del
>>773636
Its about time he was detained.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.773638 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c [Embed]


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.773639 del
Stupid curry cunt bitch works at Telstra now.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.773640 del
ACAB


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.773641 del
>>773639
She was kind to you.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.773642 del
>>773641
She was bossy. I should have cartwheel kicked her jaw off.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.773643 del
I eat all the chocolate out of the neapolitan ice cream


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.773644 del
>>773619
Remember how Nuro took a photo of Stanner's phone number when he kept pranking the shop landline ?

Remember how Stanners then reported Nuro for doxxing for posting it like the little bitch he is ?

I MEMBER


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.773645 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.773646 del
Drunk drivers are an oppressed minority.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.773647 del
>>773643
it's not even that good as chocolate ice cream goes - chop chip is better


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.773648 del
>>773646
like most oppressed minorities, they behave badly and fucking deserve it


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.773650 del
>>773648
It's the drunk crashers that are to blame, not drunk drivers.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.773651 del
>>773650
same way that speeding doesn't kill, stopping suddenly does


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.773652 del
>>773645
That’s Stanners phone number alright. If you call it he is softly spoken, wheezy and almost has a lisp. Total F.A.S.


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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.773654 del
Blood quantum


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.773655 del
Mozle tov


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.773656 del
>>773644
[Phone number removed]
Edited last time by imissfather on 11/24/2023 (Fri) 05:19.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.773657 del
Nuro is particularly uppity tonight. I guess he is embarrassed about that party or whatever being revealed as yet another lie...


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.773660 del
English is the language of heaven


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.773661 del
God is an Englishman.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.773662 del
>>773338
Did you get sheppard to fuck an alien in this playthrough?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.773663 del
>>773338
>What happened?
female devs


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.773666 del
Rocky and Weber both sleep on a couchbed.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.773667 del
Thinking about Bill.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.773668 del
>>773641
If you mean the HA it wasn’t me who made those posts.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.773669 del
>>773667
We got yiros at the food court for lunch. He could only eat half of his and put the other half in his pocket and forgot about it until the garlic sauce leaked through the packaging. I didn’t know he had done this until the leak was discovered at home. I went into Big W with him not knowing about this pocket yiros.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.773670 del
>>773668
Post wasn't about you


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.773671 del
Pocket kebabs


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.773672 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.773673 del
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>>773669
>put the other half in his pocket


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.773674 del
Bored. Might do some writing.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.773675 del
tfw the pocket kebab spills out your pocket at eb games


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.773676 del
You retards making global reports over board drama need to settle down.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.773677 del
Larpers, zoomers, and bots, oh my..


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.773678 del
>>773676
Shit yourself


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.773679 del
Oooohhh he's insinuating!!!!!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.773680 del
morning bros


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.773681 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.773682 del
>>773680
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.773683 del
rocky was an allegory about the struggle between working class italians and lumpenprole blacks in america's inner city


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.773684 del
>>773682
morning neeto


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.773685 del
Today could be the day I finally get my shit in order. I just have a feeling it's gonna happen.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.773686 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.773687 del
>>773676
Don’t have a choice if BO and his lackey don’t show up and do their jobs.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.773688 del
>>773685
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.773689 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.773690 del
Went to sleep watching Pippa, wake up watching Pippa #blessed 🙏🏻


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.773691 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.773692 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.773693 del
Bill is coming back tonight after dinner.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.773694 del
>>773693
Bill Bill Bill Bill!!!


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.773695 del
>>773693
What job is he on then?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.773696 del
>>773695
Pulling up the last of the carpet and tack strip and putting it in the skip along with some other junk.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.773697 del
>>773696
Are you getting new carpet?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.773698 del
fucking tradies, it's not even 8 and they're already grinding metal right outside my window


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.773699 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.773700 del
morndings
looks like someone was mad about that latex glove comment


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.773701 del
>>773699
Polishing the floorboards?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.773702 del
>>773701
Nope. I'll fix the squeaks and then lay a floating floor down.


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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.773704 del
>>773696
How old is the carpet?
Is it manky?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.773705 del
>>773704
39-40 years old


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.773706 del
>>773705
Bet all the foam is like confetti beneath it. Do you need to take any skirt trimming off?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.773707 del
Coughed up some chunky malarkey.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.773708 del
Manky like Monk


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.773709 del
>>773706
The carpet cuts/tears easily because it is so worn, but the underlay still seems fairly strong and wants to tear rather than cut.
I don't need to take skirting off.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.773710 del
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windows cleaner is coming today, have to keep all my windows shut and the blinds closed so I don't make eye contact with him. Very dark and stuffy inside now


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.773711 del
>>773710
You are doing the right thing NEET.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.773712 del
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>>773698
Take a drink out to them.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.773713 del
>>773710
You should open the window and give him a smoke


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.773714 del
Three healthcare type meetings today. First looks like she can tell I'm hungover.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.773715 del
I have a dentist appointment at 10 o'clock. My first time there in many many years. Last time I went I was in school still.
I noticed some of my teeth have started turning brown so I made an appointment.
I had a very thorough shave and shower. Clean clothes ready too. I am not used to having strangers in such close proximity to me.
I'm feeling a bit nervous, but not as much as I would have when I was younger. I have mellowed with age. The anxiety has lessened. I am able to see life as a bit less serious now.
Today is just an examination and x-rays of my teeth, then they will tell me what work I need done. I hope I can afford it. I do not have insurance.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.773716 del
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Pic related should give some NEETs hope.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.773717 del
going to shit


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.773718 del
>>773714
Everyone can

>>773715
>I noticed some of my teeth have started turning brown
Same. Last time I went for a checkup they told me I needed ten (10) fillings. I got 9.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.773719 del
turns out the window washing doesn't happen until afternoon, been sitting in the darkness and choking to death on my own bodily emissions for hours for no reason


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.773720 del


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.773721 del
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garn shops to get a white mondster, you neets want anything?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.773722 del
>>773721
Toilet paper


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.773723 del
>>773715
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.773724 del
>>773721
I'm gonna get some too.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.773725 del
>>773721
Half a dozen amalgam fillings please.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.773726 del
Ample time between meetings for a rushed rub. Not doing it. We'll see how long this next meeting goes.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.773728 del
>>773726
What does your body need?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.773730 del
>>773726
never rush the rub, you can get dangerous or even lethal levels of rub burn that way


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.773731 del
NEET STICK RASH


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.773732 del
might play some more mass effect


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.773733 del
Dropped some absolutely putrid farts at the shops. Rotten egg protein shake flavour.
Just wish I had a missus to embarrass with them


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.773734 del
>>773727
Based

>>773729
>As a Victorian, Ro isn't required to automatically inform VicRoads about xyr diagnosis.
mega kek


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.773735 del
>>773679
Who was it that made those reports?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.773736 del
>>773715
Let us know how it goes. I am in the same position.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.773737 del
I hate Ryan Reynolds.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.773738 del
>>773737
No you don't.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.773739 del
>>773735
How would I know?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.773741 del
>>773739
The person who made the reports was the subject of the posts being reported.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.773742 del
I wish we could get some Olive feet pics.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.773743 del
>>773741
Who was it that made those reports?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.773744 del
>>773742
I've seen them, they're large and hairy


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.773745 del
>>773744
Like a Hobbit?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.773746 del
The CP spam is going around on another small image board. It would be a good time for the vols to be on alert.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.773747 del
>>773746
I just global report that stuff, better chance of something actually being done that way.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.773748 del
>>773743
I don't know what the deleted posts were.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.773749 del
>>773745
yeah, with a fungal infection.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.773750 del
>>773748
老干妈


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.773752 del
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>>773751
I want to hold her hands.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.773753 del
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Going to play some more Skyrim as a Breton mage.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.773754 del
>>773753
Revolting mix blood.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.773755 del
I am back from the dentist.
Everything went well. It turns out the brown on the teeth wasn't decay but rather something called "calculus" and they just cleaned it off with the water sprayer.
There were no signs of tooth decay anywhere. Nothing more needs to be done. They just recommend I come in every six months for a cleaning.
I am very relieved. I had been picturing the worst case scenarios - root canals, thousands of dollars worth of work needed.
They were all quite impressed at the good state of my teeth given my very long period without seeing a dentist. They don't even know the worst of it which is I went years without brushing my teeth at all back when I was younger.
I am very lucky.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.773756 del
Imagine having maths on your teeth.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.773757 del
>>773755
>went years without brushing my teeth
This sounds just like me. I hope I don't have any decay when I go in. What does it cost to see one? Can you do it on the medicare thing?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.773758 del
>>773755
Through Allah all is possible alhamdulillah ☪️


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.773759 del
>>773757
It cost me $360 for the clean and X-Rays.
Dentistry for adults is not covered by Medicare but some states have programs for concession card holders. Also apparently you can go to see student dentists at some places who will do it under supervision for free.
Reddit threads have good information on all this. I searched in my city's subreddit.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773760 del
>>773758
The Dentist's name was Mahommad.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773761 del
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This week, on womboflix...

On Wednesday we will be watching the tv show Carnivale (2003)
Set in the 1930s, it follows the lives of disparate groups of people in a traveling carnival. The show's mythology drew upon themes and motifs from traditional Christianity and gnosticism together with Masonic lore, particularly that of the Knights Templar order.

Then on Saturday, we have John Carpenter's They Live (1987) - about an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Very /pol/.

Finally, on Sunday, James Bond stars in the murder-mystery Knives Out (2019)


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773762 del
>>773759
Okay, it will have to wait until I have a job then. How much would the check-ups cost?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.773763 del
>>773762
>How much would the check-ups cost?
About $250 is standard I think.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.773764 del
>>773755
That's good news, am glad things went well for you.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.773765 del
>>773759
It's one less worry as well.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773766 del
This week on Bedtime Stories...


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773767 del
>>773761
Thanks Weber


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773768 del
Thanks Weber


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.773769 del
If Weber was American he'd be a cornfed Midwestern alpha male.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.773770 del
Might get a flat white and a Ned Kelly


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.773771 del
What kind of wine is a flat white?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.773772 del
>>773755
Good news NEET.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.773773 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.773774 del
>>773773
Islam is right about women.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.773775 del
fark, the window cleaner guy is here, right when I really needed that wank


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.773776 del
>>773775
What's stopping you?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.773777 del
>>773776
I don't want abseil neet taking pictures of me and posting them on here


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.773778 del
>>773776
He should let out a few moans as well.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.773779 del
>>773777
We've all seen pics of your cocktail frankfurt on the discord server.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.773780 del
I wonder if he still has his Toshiba.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.773781 del
The 26/12 full moon is going to be a bad omen


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.773782 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.773783 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.773784 del
Open the door,
Shit on the floor,
Everybody do the dinosaur!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.773785 del
Three big bowls of chicken curry.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.773786 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.773787 del
>>773785
With rice?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.773788 del
>>773787
>rice
-.-


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.773789 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.773790 del
>>773789
Nice quick little funny video. I gave a short lol.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.773791 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.773792 del
My teeth feel weird against my tongue. There are separate teeth there now, with the calculus it was just like one smooth mass.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.773793 del
>>773789
Kek. Cool and good


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.773795 del
Wan Shi Tong


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.773796 del
Tenma torments Pippa.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.773797 del
RAPE CHINK CUNTS


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.773798 del
where you are ?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.773799 del
Sirs


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.773800 del
>>773798
I was out there, but now I'm back in here.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.773801 del
wanked so hard my ears are ringing


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.773802 del
>>773801
Big load?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.773803 del
>Yet another Nuro Prank call failure

The silver fox is just to quick for these retards....


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.773804 del
>>773801
See your GP, you may have high blood pressure.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.773805 del
>>773781
Pray to Nanna


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.773806 del
Cafe was packed, had to setlle for a Coles organic instant.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.773807 del
>>773805
>Nanna
I prefer Sara Lee.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.773808 del
>>773806
>a Coles organic instant.
The best choice.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.773809 del
>>773807
going bankrupt lmao


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.773810 del
>>773809
too many neets hit the diet wagon at once.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.773811 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.773812 del
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>>38564
>>38566
#FearTheSpear


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.773813 del
>>773752
I do not like that hand.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.773814 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.773815 del
>realtime users, on site: 10, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97
(((They))) are watching us again.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.773816 del
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hahaha this made me lol out loud so i decided to share it with my /ausneets/ bros


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.773817 del
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>>773808
This stuff is better but I cbf getting out the moka pot.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.773818 del
>>773817
>coles


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773819 del
>>773818
(((They))) are watching us again.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773820 del
teevee snacks


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773821 del
>>773819
>realtime users, on site: 9, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.773822 del
Путин хуйло


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.773823 del
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I dont buy it. You’re telling me four grills cooked 6 million burgers in just four years? Even if they ran non-stop 24/7, thats physically impossible


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.773824 del
What's Weber doing?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.773825 del
>>773817
Nothing beats the convenience of a black instant. No mess.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.773826 del
>>773820
I used to like the malt ones but now I find them too sweet.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.773827 del
>>773823
That poor woman. Imagine being fat-shamed and being made into a meme like that. Fat rights now.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.773828 del
Weber what day are you getting those blood tests done?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.773829 del
>>773828
I bet he's getting them on Wednesday.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.773830 del
Sirs?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.773831 del
Spooky ghost encounters


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.773832 del
>>773831
ectoplasm all down the front of your pants.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.773833 del
busting makes me feel good


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.773834 del
>>773833
You a busta CJ.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.773835 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.773836 del
>>773825
>No mess
Until it starts falling out of (You).


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.773837 del
I hate superannuation.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773838 del
I love Buro.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773839 del
>>773798
And some of you remain unconvinced that nuro is an Indian.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773840 del
>>773837
and most neets aren't going to live long enough to collect it


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.773841 del
Realtime neets getting raped up the arse.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.773842 del
>>773839
sir pls am sri lankan


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.773843 del
>>773840
Now I wish I married Weber when I got the chance.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.773844 del
Not going to comment snipe that one, you dipshit.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.773845 del
>>773844
Schizophrenic neets responding to nothingness.
Mental illness abounds.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.773846 del
>>773845
Rape yourself


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.773847 del
Weber sniped my barbell for deadlifting and used it to overhead press once.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.773848 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773849 del
Craving garlic bread. Which one is the best to get?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773850 del
>>773846
I've tried pushing it down but I get erect too quickly so I can never quite get the head of my neetstick into my arse.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773851 del
>>773849
black and gold


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.773852 del
Hungry. Slow cooker still has hours to go. Woe.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.773853 del
>>773849
The 2$ one at supermarkets


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.773854 del
Tropical mango candle


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773855 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773856 del
The fucking drakes website manages to be worse than the Coles one. That is impressive. Fucking monk could just about do a better job than this.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773857 del
>>773854
Straight up the arse?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773858 del
>>773855
Yes that is what I said


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.773859 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.773860 del
Do you reckon nuro will have another big tantrum tonight?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.773861 del
>>773860
It seems like (You) are about to


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.773862 del
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>>773861
I hope he isn't still suicidal like he was last night.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.773863 del
peroxide mouthwash


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.773864 del
>>773862
Shut up chubby Borat.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.773865 del
>>773862
You realise that we don't like you either, right?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.773866 del
>>773865
You don't know who I am.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.773867 del
>>773866
I know that we don't like (You).


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.773868 del
Want the slow cooker to hurry up.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.773869 del
>>773867
You seem very confused. You must be distraught by the thought of buro offing himself.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.773870 del
>>773868
You're going to confuse the poor thing.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.773871 del
>>773869
The board would be better if the two of you did.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.773872 del
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>based users, on site: 1, on ausneets: 1, on this thread: 1


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.773873 del
have any neets seen the tv show Evil?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.773874 del
>>773837
We're not making anything of worth without it.
Super and iron ore, that's the majority of what Australia is.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773875 del
>>773874
>Super and iron ore, that's the majority of what Australia is.
and pajeets and chinks


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773876 del
>>773841
115 unknown viewers.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773877 del
>>773873
No, sounds scary.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.773878 del
>>773849
It's the oven that makes good garlic bread.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.773879 del
>>773874
Australia is nothing.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.773880 del
>>773875
They don't have any so don't exist


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.773881 del
>>773879
Ausneets is a better governed state.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773882 del
>>773868
We all do. Just how long does it take (You) to cook a simple stew anyway...


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773883 del
Not really. I think we are all just too lazy or don't care enough. Or don't know what to do.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773884 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/deputy-prime-minister-richard-marles-on-taxpayerfunded-trip-to-cricket-world-cup-final/news-story/4326531779a4bbdbe57ad2fa54943939
>Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles took a 2,000 kilometre round trip on a taxpayer-funded flight to watch the Cricket World Cup on Sunday in India.
>His latest VIP flight comes after revelations Mr Marles’ expenses for flights have totalled nearly $3.6 million this year.
>But taxpayers may never know a breakdown of the cost of the cricket trip because Mr Marles’ department has banned the publication of where ministers are flying on “security grounds”.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.773885 del
>>773866
Many such cases of >>773845


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.773886 del
>>773882
A stew? In this weather?!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.773887 del
>>773851
>burnt bread


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.773888 del
>>773884
>Richard Marles
Never heard of him until today.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.773889 del
>>773887
You're having a stroke.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.773890 del
morning


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.773891 del
>>773890
Waking up was a mistake, go back to sleep.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.773892 del
>>773859
CRINGE


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.773894 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.773896 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.773897 del
>>773895
>gaybc


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.773898 del
>>773892
Settle down Keegz. We don't want your incel bullshit here. Certainly not after last nights tantrum.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.773899 del
>>773848
They go on top ice-cream


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.773900 del
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>>773896
What is the context for that clippa?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.773901 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.773902 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.773903 del
jeet charged me $100 for a new tyre because mine was 8 years old. Do they have to replace it?

>>773755
>I went years without brushing my teeth
Soap, shampoo, toothpaste, it's all a scam.

>>773806
>setlle
>Coles organic instant.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.773904 del
>>773900
Just one I found on another site.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.773905 del
Trackie pants back on.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.773906 del
>>773903
>>Coles organic instant.
They're pretty good for instants. Better than any other I've had and I've tried even the fancy instant coffee.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.773907 del
>>773888
Dick Moles


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.773908 del
>>773902
>>773892
Well, both retards are here now. I'm going to leave for a few hours. Goodbye.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.773909 del
>>773903
>it's all a scam.
No its not.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773910 del
>>773907
One of Detergent Jones' confidential informants.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773911 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773912 del
>>773908
Thank you for letting us know.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773913 del
>>773909
You're just jealous of his fragrance.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773914 del
>>773911
To what end?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773915 del
>>773895
Dan Murphy's Law


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773916 del
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>>773911
have a wank mate


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.773917 del
>>773914
about 4 inches


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.773918 del
>>773917
Oh dear. Try the maca root powder.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.773919 del
>>773903
Heh, didn't realise that mistake. A lack of capheane will do that to you.


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.773921 del
hyuck hyuck hyuck


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.773922 del
>>773891
I didn't ask for it


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.773923 del
>>773921
You coughing up lung stuff again?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.773924 del
Wearing glasses is probably a scam as well
Ancient man never wore glasses. I bet my eyesight would have just fixed itself if I wasn't forced into an optometrist.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.773925 del
>>773924
Our eyesight would collectively be better if we didn't live the unnatural lives that we currently live. That applies to a lot of the afflictions we suffer from.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.773926 del
There is no bigger scam than dentists. They literally drill into your teeth, creating the holes that they then charge you to fix.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.773927 del
>>773926
Not true.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.773928 del
>>773927
I bet if we follow the money trail it leads back to Big Dental. Nice try, mate.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.773929 del
Classical music by film score composers sounds better than that done by "proper" composers, even the very famous ones.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.773930 del
First gym night in about a week.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773931 del
>>773929
95% of those composers are jewish


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773932 del
>>773928
>Big Dental
Just another word for "the jews" mate.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773933 del
>>773929
Absolute rot.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773934 del
>>773931
Big Dental strikes again.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773935 del
>>773928
Absolute rot.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773936 del
I am concerned that Weber is not going to get his blood tests done.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.773937 del
>>773936
His blood is perfectly fine.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773938 del
>>773937
I agree.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773939 del
A small vial of Weber's blood can keep you young and healthy for years.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773940 del
He's too anxious about the results


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.773941 del
She'll be roight, m8


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.773942 del
>>773940
He has spent too long imagining worse case scenarios. He had some blood in his stool and went straight to being certain he had cancer.

Weber please get the proper tests. It will not be as bad as you imagine it to be.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.773943 del
>>773937
His blood is like a nice bottle of Grange.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.773945 del
Wondering how Bill is performing this afternoon


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.773946 del
>>773945
He's the employee of the month.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.773947 del
in me undies


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.773948 del
they're the clean ones


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.773949 del
>>773942
If he wasn't such a weak willed depressive blackpilled faggot he could have lost 40kg since last November and greatly improved his health
I hope we see a right-wing political movement sweep the glove in the next 5 years so that he has something to train for


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.773950 del
>>773949
Yeah righto Tiffo!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.773951 del
>>773949
We all struggle to improve ourselves. There is no need to be so unkind.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.773952 del
>>773929
string quartet no 8, shostakovich


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.773953 del
>>773952
la-di-da!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.773954 del
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we need to appoint tiffo as the ausneets drill sargent to whip us all into shape. It's our only hope now.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.773955 del
actually you know what
that might be an exception


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.773956 del
>>773954
If all the executives did his callisthenics routine at once ZOG might be able to locate the hidden base based on seismic readings.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.773957 del
I can half read and play an octave by looking at the staff
neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.773958 del
i.e. a giant loser with liver damage from alcohol abuse


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.773959 del
>>773958
Beethoven wasn't a loser you fucking retard


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.773960 del
>>773956
if developed properly it could become out team superpower earthquake attack


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773961 del
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's pooing their pants


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773962 del
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773963 del
>>773958
Imagine calling Beethoven a loser. You are no good.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.773965 del
>>773300
Potosso


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.773966 del
>>773954
He doesn't even lift
Probably a manlet too


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.773968 del
>>773967
Unless she glazes that, it's not food or drink safe.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.773969 del
>>773968
ohkay?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.773970 del
im watching one of my programmes


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.773971 del
>>773970
Which one?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.773972 del
>>773949
Don't be nasty. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.773973 del
>>773971
funi show


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.773974 del
>>773973
Rick and Morty?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.773975 del
>>773952
Good taste. Shostakovich would have to be my all time favourite composer. I'm a bit of a hipster in my tastes I guess.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.773976 del
>>773954
Tiffin doesn't lift; he is probably a scrawny little twink.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773977 del
>>773963
>>773959
There are now TWO ReadingComphrensionNEETS.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773978 del
>>773974
no, i said funi


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773979 del
>>773978
Kek, there was one other neet that watched it though. It wasn't just fatso.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773981 del
>>773980
I can't see that.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773982 del
>>773972
I say it with love


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773983 del
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Get in the shark cage they said. Perfectly safe they said.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773984 del
>>773977
>There are now TWO ReadingComphrensionNEETS.
No. Just you:
>neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven
>i.e. a giant loser with liver damage from alcohol abuse


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773985 del
>>773981
open ur eyes


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.773987 del
>>773986
Not opening those links


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.773988 del
>>773984
Yes, that is what it says. But you are failing to comprehend by parsing it literally. It is clear he meant t. not i.e.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.773989 del
>>773988
>parsing
NERD


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.773990 del
>>773963
>>773959
you don't get the joke, do you?
while he was alive he was broke as hell and had little to no accomplishments that a normal human might have (like most classical composers)
he literally had no wood to heat his house during the winter
during the napolean war he hid in a basement
towards the end of his life he couldn't find rent because he was writing on the walls, screaming and laughing late at nigh (but he still managed to write the ninth symphony while working on the tenth)
we have no idea whether he fucked every single prostitute from viena or whether he died a virgin
my respect for this son of a bitch is fucking unreal
no bach piece will ever be able to transcend his 8th sonata
the nigga starting going deaf at 28 and still managed to be one of the most prolific and influential composers who ever walked this earth (while also being the most well known)
all while being a giant sperg
one can only dream to reach his level in the next 10 lives
so again, what I said came form a place of knowing and liking too much this person, and allowing myself too much freedom while talking about him, rather than not understanding what he left behind


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.773991 del
>>773990
>hile he was alive he was broke as hell and had little to no accomplishments
wrong


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.773992 del
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>Neethoven


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.773993 del
>>773975
no, you're not
shostakivich was the last great composer to continue the tradition of the classics


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.773994 del
I am watching A Bronx Tale (1993). It appears strongly influenced by Goodfellas (1990).


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.773997 del
>>773995
Handsome robot


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.773998 del
>>773991
your wrong is wrong
he was a god among men, and yet he had to compete with the italian retards of his day who couldn't shit anything half ahead of their time
iirc he had 2 or 3 opera/orchestra plays during his lifetime
all of which had been bug down by lazy ass performers who took advantage of the fact he was blind at the time


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.773999 del
Fingering my bum in bed


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.774000 del
*deaf


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.774001 del
I'm too drunk to even argue


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.774002 del
>>774001
☺️


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.774003 del
>>774001
You're entering the boong zone.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.774004 del
>>773999
It'll start with a finger and then next minute


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.774005 del
>>773999
Disgusting.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.774006 del
New Crown is out.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.774007 del
>>774006
Go back to the dentist.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.774008 del
>>774007
Well bantered.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.774009 del
>>773988
Beethoven was a loser.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774010 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774011 del
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Might have a listen to The Bronze Age Mindset


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774012 del
>>774001
He wasnt blind.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.774013 del
>>774012
Just agree with your agent.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.774014 del
Wasn't there a movie tonight


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.774016 del
>>774001
☺️


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.774017 del
Going to rape tonight


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.774018 del


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.774019 del
>>774011
No spoilers please


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.774021 del
Just discovered autistic people lack bodily awareness. Couldn't work out what bodily awareness is, probably because I'm autistic.

thought my immunity to poison was a superpower, turns out I'm disabled.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.774022 del
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>>774021
We've all had the moment bro


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.774023 del
>>774021
All of us here are disabled.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.774024 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xLrW4IcPiWw [Embed]
thinking about learning hungarian


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.774025 del
>>774024
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.774026 del
>>774024
>learning a non indo-european language


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.774027 del
>>774024
🇲🇽Todavía suena 2023 y a todo volumen 🇲🇽
It's a popular song with them


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.774028 del
Put me on a diet. Things are out of control here.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.774029 del
Entitled People who don't believe in the Law


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.774030 del
>>774029
The Irish? They're scum.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.774031 del
On the catfish show, the evilest ones are the fattest


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.774032 del
These mangas have to be read right to left.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.774033 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.774034 del
>>774032
You don't read mangos


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.774035 del
>>774031
We are wicked individuals, I do not deny it. Justly despised.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.774036 del
>>774034
Then why do they put those stickers on them?
Checkmate.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.774037 del
>>774033
That mallard was drunk.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.774038 del
>>774036
We're not playing chess.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.774039 del
>>774038
You're losing so badly you forgot you were even playing.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.774040 del
>>774017
I have opened my window.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.774041 del
>>774033
Typical Thursday night.


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.774043 del
>>773845
😎 This.

Nuro just got back home from a ride. Have not posted all day. All other posts pretending to be me are just lies and falsehoods.

Stanners Needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or the board needs to be deleted. Whatever causes the most harm to the mental patient.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.774044 del
>>774039
I'm playing checkers.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.774045 del
>>774043
Don't come here and bring up your drama for no reason. Keep the other retard's name out of your mouth.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.774046 del
>>774044
King me.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.774047 del
>>774046
Mahjong!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.774048 del
>>774043
You two should just off a cliff together.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.774049 del
*knock knock*


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.774050 del
>>774048
Holding hands would be romantic.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774051 del
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>>774045
>(You)


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774052 del
Bill hasn't shown himself yet.
I have had nothing to eat today besides a can of Rockstar at 9am and a bottle of wine.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774053 del
>>774049
Who's there?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774054 del
>>774050
as the half-brother gay lovers that they are


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.774055 del
>>774054
Brown Brothers aren't gay, even if they do make a mean pink moscato.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.774056 del
>>774048
how about you focus on un-fucking your own life ? thanks


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774057 del
>>774055
Due to my sharp wit I have been called a mean pink moscato.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774058 del
>>774056
You live in a toilet.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774059 del
>>774048
Heathcliff
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.774060 del
>>774058
*dunny


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774061 del
>>774060
Yeah, a toilet.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774062 del
>>774058
can you prove it ? no, no you cant


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774063 del
>>774061
DunnyCore will become an iconic pop reference


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.774064 del
Dunnywave.


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.774067 del
>>774052
When was he supposed to arrive


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.774069 del
>>774067
I bet he was meant to arrive some time today.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.774070 del
>>774067
After dinner. Apparently they must eat at some fucking wanker time even though sisterbot grew up eating at 5pm sharp.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.774071 del
>having dinner at 5pm


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.774072 del
We ate at 5.30
My grandparents ate at 5.00


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.774074 del
>>774071
country people get up at fucken 4am and go to bed at sundown


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.774075 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.774076 del
>>774074
That doesn't apply to you.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.774077 del
>>774075
Post bicep


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.774078 del
>>774075
holy shit is this real ?


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.774080 del
>>774076
It's a hard habit to break if you spent the first half of your life doing that like clockwork.
I was hauled out of bed at 5am for piano practice five days a week, and same time saturday for swimming.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.774082 del
>>774080
>piano practice five days a week
Sounds abusive. Asian parent tier.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.774083 del
>>774082
no, it was just "our son weberbot is a lazy cunt and wont do it otherwise".


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.774084 del
also had to be on a train at 7.23am or some shit to get to school


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774085 del
>>774082
>Sounds abusive


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774087 del
>>774084
My decade or so of seclusion completely broke any semblance of order I had. It's to the point that I'll doubt I will ever get it back.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774088 del
>>774086
Doing the needful too.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.774089 del
>>774086
and by amusing I mean he did the 'we wont stand for racism' schtik a few times


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.774090 del
>>774087
Same here NEET. I look back and can't believe I used to set an alarm and go to school each day. Seems crazy. I did it for years.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.774091 del
>>774087
I falter by myself, but it only takes a day or two at Motherbat's to be back to 5am starts. Basically if I had a gf or wife I'd be up five mintues before the alarm went off.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.774092 del
>>774086
>killed by an imported pajeet
whose super rich parents have engaged a King's Council lawyer and a PR consultant


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.774093 del
>>774091
>if I had a gf or wife
I'm to far gone for anything like that.
>>774090
Falling for the anti-depressant meme for a while really fucked me up.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.774094 del
>>774075
lol this is a self-own and you dont even realise it


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.774095 del
Bill has arrived


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.774096 del
>>774095
Bill Bill Bill Bill!!!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.774097 del
Speaking of jewish medication for not-real illnesses, today is day 1 without seroquel.
Didn't sleep that well last night, but anything is better than nothing, and still managed to get the tyre fixed and go to the gym
Tonight will be the true test. 4 valiums left. Last time I tried to quit the seroquel I was schitzing out at the end of day 1 but so far so good.
Gonna get some anti-histamine sleeping tablets tomorrow and be free of the pharma-jew.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.774098 del
>>774095
Why is he there so late? On a Monday?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.774099 del
>>774033
JFC that sounds even worse than a possum. Never seen footage of these freaks until now, they were only ever a thing on a New Zealand 20-cent coin you'd occasionally come across.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.774100 del
>>774099
New Zealanders are a scary species.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.774101 del
>>774035
The worxt of the worxt.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.774102 del
>>774044
Stick to the tennis


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.774103 del
>>774097
Is that you Monk? I feel like we have gone through all this before.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.774104 del
>>774102
Tennis is a poofter sport.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.774105 del
>>774095
Brother man bill?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.774106 del
I could use a visit from Barnacle Bill if you NEETs get what I'm saying. Treasure Chest.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.774107 del
Stick to thistle


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.774108 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.774109 del
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>>774045
Well said


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774110 del
>>774109
You're a retard.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774111 del
>>774053
Not Bill


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774112 del
>>774070
Are you going to say something?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.774113 del
Bill is based.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.774114 del
>>774101
The biggest of the big


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.774115 del
>>774103
Yes
This time finna be fr, on god


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.774116 del
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Because I've achieved so little today, I can just change the heading on my todo list from monday to tuesday and have it all prepped for tomorrow.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.774117 del
i need to change my sheets


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>>774097
get on the chamomilles


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.774119 del
>>774116
Thinking ahead, you're a smart NEET.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774120 del
>>774097
also, long term usage of anti-histamines as sedatives has been linked to brain damage and dementia


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774121 del
>>774094
A common lolcow trait is the complete lack of self-awareness.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774122 del
>>774106
Good choice. I'll have a fisherman's basket please.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.774123 del
>>774100
There used to be a NZ-NEET here. Probably offed himself.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.774124 del
>>774097
Good luck


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.774125 del
>>774106
Sounds homo


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.774126 del
>>774116
Well done.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.774127 del
>>774108
Totally not some staged tiktok shite.


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.774129 del
>>774122
You'll have whatever's left. Prawn tails and burnt chips.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.774130 del
>>774125
Cruisey gets rambunctious when he's had a greasy feed.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.774131 del
>>774127
whoa, like all tiktok shit you mong


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.774132 del
akchooly!!!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.774133 del
You can eat the crispy tail of fried prawns.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.774134 del
WHOA!


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.774135 del
>>774109
who is going to be wounded by a real life bullet first ?

that guy ? or that that guy who owns a machine shop ?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.774136 del
>>774135
bullets arent real you dipstick


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.774137 del
>>774120
I'm aware. Seroquel also acts as an anti-histamine (in the brain, not the body) which apparently is why its used as a sleep aid.
Also links to cardiovascular disease.
2024 is the year of only water and food consumption.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.774138 del
>>774137
You spend too much time reading about sobriety instead of doing it.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.774139 del
>>774138
He's doing research


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.774140 del
Light preliminary research


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.774141 del
The cats outside are fighting


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774142 del
>>774141
They can smell that you're in heat.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774143 del
>>774139
>mfw someone says research instead of study again
>mfw I have no face


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774144 del
>tfw you spend too much time reading about life instead of doing it.


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.774146 del
>>774145
Shutup nerd


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.774147 del
>>774138
I am 20 days sober, champ


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.774148 del
>>774147
Well done King. Keep it up.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.774149 del
>>774043
Please kill yourself you lying retard.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.774150 del
Fell asleep. Feel awful. Might need some goon.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.774151 del
>>774143
Nuro is widely respected in the research community.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.774152 del
17 feed packs in the freezer. Prepper neet mode engaged.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.774153 del


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.774155 del
>>774151
Nuro is widely researched in the research community.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.774156 del
Got a headache. Going to the bottleo.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.774157 del
Weber


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.774158 del
>>774152
Well prep'd.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.774159 del
>>774156
Dr Murphy will have the cure.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.774160 del
>>774155
its pronounced reeee-chud


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.774161 del
Why have our brains shrunk neets?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SOgKwAJdeUc [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.774162 del
>>774161
Big brain is not an advantage for reproducing. Big balls are better.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.774163 del
>>774159
Nah, went to craig.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.774164 del
>>774163
How many points of meth did you suck out of him?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774165 del
>>774164
It was a fat woman.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774166 del
Can you post that link to half carcasses of meat again please


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774167 del
Bill has gone now.
I made him take me through the BWS drive-through for the second time tonight. Same girl served me again. I begrudgingly gave him one can of hard solo.

>>774098
Skip gets picked up tomorrow. Wanted to max it out.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.774168 del
It is hot in my room and there is a bad smell.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.774169 del
>>774164
we all do what we have to do


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774170 del
>>774161
Not watching if he doesn't discuss the difference in brain size between human races today.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774171 del
>>774168
maybe you've died and didn't notice and now you're starting to rot


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774172 del
Update on Bronze Age Mindset please NEET


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774173 del
>>774170
you know youtube would delete it if he did that


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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.774175 del
>>774166
https://halfacow.farm/

Do not buy more than you have freezer space for. Use your brain.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.774176 del
>>774172
it's promising, although it took me a chapter to get used to the guy's distinctive writing style


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.774177 del
Black Friday Sales are fucking racist.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.774178 del
>>774177
and misleading - I haven't been able to buy a single black


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.774179 del
Who wants to listen to Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights again?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.774180 del
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>>774135
The self-incriminating evidence continues to pile up. My God you're a moron.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.774181 del
>>774150
>Might


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.774182 del
>>774179
Nuro's english teacher gave him an A+ on his wuthering heights assigment.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.774183 del
>>774182
I'm surprised he doesn't own any Kate Bush vinyl. She was a hot weirdo in 1978.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.774184 del
>>774180
Is that the part where your caller ID came up Nuro's Landline an he took a photo ?


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.774185 del
>>774152
Stick to the feedpacks, srsly.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.774186 del
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>>774183
I have them. I bought them a long time ago.

Been Listening to Toni Childs. This is really good.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774187 del
>>774186
She should have called it Onion.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774188 del
>>774135
This is simply a death threat. Alas, the board is unmoderated.
>>774184
>Nuro's Landline
You're homeless - you don't have a landline. It is bosslady's line.


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774189 del
>>774156
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p9oqY9BVM1s [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.774190 del