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NEET General #759 - Not My Problem Edition NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No. 773281
Do you NEETs take a "Not my problem" attitude towards life?

Old Thread: >>772280

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.773293 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.773299 del
i just ate 3 chicken thighs worth of chicken thighs

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.773300 del
My potassium is superior to Kazakhstan's potassium.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.773301 del
Stick to the marylands.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.773302 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.773303 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.773304 del
Good Pepe.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.773306 del
I refuse communion.
I cross my chest and state I'm not worthy to receive.
Homosexual acts in Gippsland.
I have a couple of magic mountain tokens in my treasure box.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.773307 del
We are all each others problem.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.773308 del
What's my boy Webby up to?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.773309 del
He won't reply because you've wasted his time too often.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.773310 del
I'm no one's problem.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.773311 del
Too much caffine
Taking a valium

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.773312 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.773313 del
I'm going to go shit, do you need anything?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.773314 del
I miss Weber 😔

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.773315 del
Just look up and smile.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.773316 del
Kneepads on.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.773317 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.773318 del
i heard he got stuck in his car in the middle of the day during a heat wave

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.773319 del
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>a heat wave

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.773320 del
Had to cancel a shift because the client would think my choof cough is covid.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.773321 del
I locked Weber in the back of the ute with a choggy milk and a donut and some nosy brown snake called the cops on me once.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.773322 del
My camera is too crud to take a good picture.
Pic related, where the shadow is on the bottom of the moon.

I have seen memes saying that shouldn't be possible and that means the world is flat.
Even if it isn't, I think it's good to think about the world as flat and small.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.773323 del
Killed an ant.
Watching the other one panic.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.773324 del
Have a Vicks cough lozenge

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.773325 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.773326 del
Prime NEET entertainment.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.773327 del
They can't penetrate this thick green gunk and stringy nasal saliva.
I only have one left and they don't do anything. Gargling and trying to half choke on cough syrup then coughing up wads of phlegm with it works best. Just little sips works best, right after a shower.
I might do a eucalyptus oil and hot water in a bowl with a wet tea towel over my head trick and sound like a flooded 4 stroke in a bit.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.773328 del
I'm going to step on him once he gets him to the grass line.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.773329 del
>thick green gunk and stringy nasal saliva.
Isn't green an indicator of an infection?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.773330 del
It's disappeared.
Now these two have appeared.
Ones hurt, maybe it came back to life.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.773331 del
I'm exaggerating a bit, it's all good.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.773332 del
Stop being a disgusting stoner

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773333 del
Gedenerate fuck

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773334 del
it rained all day and it stopped when the night came

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.773335 del
Boong life

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.773336 del
>liveleak logo is missing

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.773337 del
we need an ausneets edition dedicated to skinwalkers, yowies, ufos, and other spoopy crap. I just need to find the right pepe.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.773338 del
Started playing mass effect 1 again. It occurred to me I haven't seen a good bioware game in many years. What happened?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.773339 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773340 del
Not even real.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773341 del
I dump a hot load in weber's arse.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.773342 del
Weber cum now!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.773343 del
Me cum in Weber bum!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.773344 del
garlic scented fingers summons the possum

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.773345 del
Improve the quality of your posting please.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773346 del
Oh no, he's not giving us (You)'s!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773347 del
you wanted animated gifs too?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.773348 del
I doubt he knows what he wants, yet another feminine trait of his.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.773349 del
I can make some
but now I have to go to work, maybe when I get home

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.773350 del
>go to work
Improve the quality of your posting please.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.773351 del
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Only the initiated will understand this.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.773352 del
Tummy is rumbling, a storm is brewing.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.773353 del
It's leaking out of me

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.773354 del
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I bought it
It’s good

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.773355 del
Looks bad

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.773356 del
2027 is when it will happen

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.773357 del
Mind telling us what it is ?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.773358 del
> ?
How would I know, I didn't buy it.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.773359 del
You reviewed it though.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.773360 del
I said it looks bad.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.773361 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.773362 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.773363 del
You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.773364 del
>On April 30th, 2020, the gay pornography video "That Dick Tastes Like Money" by the production studio Thug Hunter was released.[1][2] In the video, a man named Logan approaches a young Black man, who according to the plot is a "badass thug from the hood," and pays him for sexual intercourse. In one part of the video, Logan asks the man to remove his pants and shake his buttocks, referring to the act as the "thug shaker"

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.773365 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdLvauICvPM [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.773366 del
Severely woed

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.773367 del
>"badass thug from the hood,"
A dashing silver fox.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.773368 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.773369 del
Me too.
Had 3 mondsters, 2 powerades, and a litre of water.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.773370 del
What happens in 2027?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.773371 del
nuro will leave forevor.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.773372 del
The baron of based said he got invited to a party last night. Maybe we haven't heard from him yet because he picked up a slampig there and was busy all night.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.773373 del
you should try chamomile instead of valiums

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.773374 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.773375 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.773377 del
A sick pig

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.773378 del
>got invited to a party last night
If it were true he wouldn't be able to resist taking and posting lots of photos. He is like the opposite of Davo in that regard.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.773379 del
my bum

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.773380 del
"I just like the uniform" is a pretty flimsy reason for becoming a Police.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.773381 del
If he was honest like the rest of the pigs then they wouldn't have used him for their diversity crap. They're all power hungry tyrants, every last one of them.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.773382 del
Pulled my willy out

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.773383 del
I remember when he was hired they had a news piece on him and had to change their uniform regulations so he could wear his turbo thingo

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.773384 del
I'm going to only watch lesbian porn from now on.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.773385 del
the fake mainstream stuff or the real chunder-inducing realstic stuff with ugly hairy bulldykes?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.773386 del
Fake, I still want to see the women suffer doing stuff they don't really enjoy. I hate women so much it's unreal.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.773388 del
Lesbian aboriginal porn

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.773389 del
Shite wines.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.773391 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.773392 del
That right there is a racism

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.773393 del
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> [Macao]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.773394 del
Going to watch the Cleveland show.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.773395 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.773396 del
Craig always has the best deals.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.773397 del
cumstained jocks

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.773398 del
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This maca root powder is making me diamonds

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.773399 del
benis! :DDDDDDD

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.773401 del
I wake up to watch her.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773402 del
Are they just plain chips on the floor?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773403 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773404 del
Olive is the reason many of us get out of bed each day.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.773405 del
Not him

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.773406 del
NOOT has phimosis

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.773407 del
I am mentally ill and I am proud of that.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.773408 del
It's a gay looking dick

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.773409 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.773410 del
Cruiseys favourite

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.773411 del
No, I am his favourite.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.773412 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.773413 del
on the double-strength vodka cruisers tee hee

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.773414 del
Possum u bitch

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.773415 del
Ur a gay dick for looking.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.773416 del
ummm, a torrent? Do you want the magnet link or something?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.773417 del
You can't call somebody gay for looking if you didn't post that the picture contained a gay thing. It's in the rules u ol' dirty ass funny lookin gay dick nigga

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.773418 del
We're not clicking random links here, we are cyber smart.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773419 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773420 del
It's only gay if you enjoyed it.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.773421 del
source for your claim that you're going to watch the show

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.773422 del
I don't need to look at your Early Life section

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.773423 del
Calm down Tiffany

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.773424 del
I am Rajesh

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.773425 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.773426 del
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Really need to save up and buy a new petrol car before we get road cucked

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.773427 del
Won't happen. Will kill people.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.773428 del
Considering going to the bottleo but I'm not sure I can be bothered walking there for just one bottle.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.773429 del
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Your cow

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.773430 del
Then buy several!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773431 del
Do it NEET. It is a nice evening for a walk. Get a pink moscato.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773432 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.773433 del
pink moscato

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.773434 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.773435 del
Dude’s finger blastin the Ginney. Love it but, relax buddy!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.773436 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNMir6nI5Oc [Embed]
getting pumped for womboflix

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.773437 del
Goon of champions.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.773438 del
>pink moscato
The local bottleo is out of everything.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.773439 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ4lOrZG48 [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.773440 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3n-mOxKiGVc [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.773441 del
Does anyone have an archive or screenshots of /neetlyfe/ ?

Remember that failure of a board Stanners created ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.773442 del
Just ask him to move in already.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773443 del
Move on.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773444 del
Jog on.
Touch grass.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.773445 del
I remember you shat in a pan.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.773446 del
Just move in already.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.773447 del
Not going to the bottleo. Everything is fucking out of stock. Faggot bottleo.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.773448 del
Possum shat in my Royal Doulton tea pot once.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.773449 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrKjRMK-gwQ [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.773450 del
He thought it was the chamber pot.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.773451 del
What caused Nuros OBSSESION with stanners ?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.773452 del
Stanley started stalking and trolling him.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.773453 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.773454 del
Remember how Stanners shat in a pan and blames it on Nuro ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.773455 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8HY1FW3KoM [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.773456 del
Remember how stanners lives in a dumpy caravan park and has a communal toilet block and accused Nuro of living a dunny ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.773457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Yu_uYqIsGM [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.773458 del
Lol mate I'd rather live in a caravan park than sleep next to your shitter

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.773459 del
Remember how stanners creeped around Nuro’s business in real life and cased it out for security weakness while accusing him of attempted murder ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.773460 del
I enjoy living in a house

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.773461 del
Kekked at my post about tfw no gf feels. If only I knew how good things were going to be.
The posting there is as I remember it being - fairly typical neet gen stuff. I don't what buro is on about.
FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
I'll be doing so shortly. Might grab some Brown Brothers as that is Webby approved.
Perfect time for a contemplative walk. I love the smell just after a hot summer rain. I don't like the heat in general but the rains that break the heat are always lovely.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.773462 del
>FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
She needs to trap it, relocate it, and fix the entry point.
The piss will come through the insulation and stain the ceiling if it hasn't already.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.773463 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Pnp9RDHJWw [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773464 del
>If only I knew how good things were going to be.
Just how good are things NEET? What are you up to?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773465 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.773466 del
Then IGA chucked a temper tantrum and locked the board

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.773467 del
Go back you fucking cat raping faggot

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.773468 del
Did he rape your dinner?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.773469 del
The original banjo player for Hayseed Dixie was the son of Don Reno, one of the three or four fathers of modern bluegrass banjo.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.773470 del
Kek. Very well bantered

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.773471 del
Caravan parks have the worst kind of derros and crackheads. I wish someone told me never to stay in one or a motel. They are dangerous.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.773472 del
Hes been smashing puss and not giving us the goss

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.773473 del
Where should you stay?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773474 del
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Rocky (1976) on in 1 hour neets. It's time to be more than just another bum in the neighbourhood. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773475 del
> or a motel.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.773476 del
I will be there.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.773477 del
No he's a cencerous faggot that doesn't belong here

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.773478 del
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Hopefully it will inspire a few neets to run up those steps

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.773479 del
Might put on Pink Floyd's "Money" at full volume and slump into my lounge chair after eating a handful of valium

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.773480 del
Neither do you.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.773481 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.773482 del
I'll take the escalator.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.773483 del
>Stanners strikes you on /ausneets/ and yells out in pain

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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.773486 del
Stay in a fancy hotel. something expensive to filter out the shit cunts.
I literally did this once. A+++ would reccomend

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.773487 del
I am a NEET.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.773488 del
Dare you to ride down those stairs

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.773489 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.773490 del
His hand looks like a latex glove someone has blown in.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.773491 del
My advice. Stay with motherbat. Never be homeless. There is literally vampires and psychics in the world.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773492 del
New pad?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773493 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.773494 del
I do that every ride.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.773495 del
Has anyone read Bronze Age Perverts book?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773496 del
I watched a doco on rocky Marciano today

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773497 del
Yes. I liked it.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.773498 del
No one here reads books.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.773499 del
Become BO.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.773500 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.773501 del
All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.773502 del
>selling out the board to the Chinese

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.773503 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBOG8yE6cJY [Embed]
this retart gets $600k per year to stutter and stumble through simple sentences

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.773504 del
Yes I have a copy here. I'll just go find it and take a photo for you. Hang on.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.773505 del
I can't read

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.773506 del
Giving. I'm a communist.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.773507 del
Tiff as BO, frm and NK as vol henchmen.
Whip the board back into shape.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.773508 del
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I found it. It is a pretty good book.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.773509 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.773510 del
Haha. Holy shit it does.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.773511 del
Actually? I might give it a go


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.773512 del
Watching her latest stream.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.773513 del
My oshi is autistic like me fr fr

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.773514 del
Oshi got rizz no cap

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.773515 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.773516 del
almost nobody in the bronze age could read either, so the book was a flop

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.773517 del
nuro and weber were a sk8r boizz in their youth

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.773518 del
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Get in here neets, we're launching sylvester stallone's career: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.773519 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.773521 del
actually, might get the audiobook

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.773522 del
Remember how stanners thinks about suicide every day ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.773523 del
So do you, don't lie to yourself.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.773524 del
Woah ! That’s some PROJECTION

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.773525 del
It's not, I'm aware that I do as well. People like you and IGA hurt others because you're also hurting.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.773526 del
How do you find them? I've never listened to one. I imagine I'd have to keep skipping back to relisten to sections

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.773527 del
Perhaps Maryborough can take a dual booking.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.773528 del
Might call 000 and say keegz is going to kill himself.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.773529 del
Don't waste their time

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.773530 del
Don't be a fuckwit.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.773531 del
That is an offence.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.773532 del
He is talking about doing it right now. I'm genuinely concerned.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.773533 del
You something calming

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.773534 del
They're fine, I listen to them while walking. If I try sitting down and reading my adhd makes me stop after a minute and do something else.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.773535 del
ADHD isn't real.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.773536 del
I knew it!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.773537 del
rape rape

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.773539 del
Why do you even care lol? Are you sure you're not the one feeling suicidal?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.773540 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.773541 del
Keegz cried out to the board for help once.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.773542 del
They both need to move in with each other and fuck.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.773543 del
Get cruisey to film, weber and monk can set up a website, 10k can pay off the cops/zog.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.773544 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.773545 del
Going to make a stew tomorrow.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.773546 del
A bean stew I hope.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.773547 del
Not him but I will. Chicken with onion, carrot, peas, and several kinds of beans.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.773548 del
How finely do you neets reckon I should cut the chicken if I'm going to do it in the slow cooker?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.773549 del
That sounds nice.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.773550 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.773551 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r97O7u2x8aU [Embed]
holy based i love this rabbit hole

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.773552 del
Remember how stanners does not have the data allowance to attend moofie nights.


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.773553 del
Remember your family putting a restraining order on you?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.773554 del
>your family
Multiple relatives too. The reason he keeps calling IGA a "fatherless bitx boi" (the spelling is a gay discord meme) is because his father is the only relative that nuro is still in contact with. He thinks he has a good relationship with his father because his dad buy buys him a pub meal off the specials board once a year.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.773555 del
I'm still sticking with my personal theory that they're half brothers/gay lovers that are having a feud.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.773556 del
>rabbit hole

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.773557 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.773558 del
>half brothers/gay lovers
Utterly vile yet plausible.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.773559 del
The absurdity of it is why I believe it, it's clown world enough to be likely.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.773560 del
I'd go down her holes.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.773561 del
Remember how stanners gives people shit about families issuing restraining orders when stanners never had a proper family or a father ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.773562 del
just shut up

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.773563 del
Remember how stanners has spent 3 years making the board the hell for everyone with no consequences ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.773564 del
Remember when nuro shaved his balls because he mistook politeness from a woman for sexual interest?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773565 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773566 del
Remember how you got banned and are still banned?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.773567 del
u too dickhead

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.773568 del
I always shave my balls, got no idea what you are talking about. Bout time you checked into Nambour mental hospital again...

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.773569 del
Get your hands OFF my member!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.773570 del
The moon still has that half shadow from the bottom but has moved to about 11oclock in its cycle.
Jupiter is in the north east.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.773572 del
im horny

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.773573 del
You were banned first. I still have the screenshots. I left and served half my sentence voluntarily in peace because i have a life.

Meanwhile this is the only thing you got and i pray to god we tear it away from you after the all the damage you have caused you fucking scumbag.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.773574 del
Jupiter is in Gatorade!!!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.773575 del
Have a wank.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.773576 del
You're both AIDS faggots.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.773577 del
wish I had a dozen kfc bread rolls and half a kilo of soft butter

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.773578 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.773580 del
I was never banned. You don't know who I am.
You were permabanned. You were meant to stay away but this board is the entirety of your human interaction as you've previously admitted.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773581 del
Olive is positively demure in comparison.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773582 del
Olive is a man.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.773583 del
We see you!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773584 del
You are lucky dueling has been illegal for a long time.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773585 del
Why are you so against the idea of being attracted to a woman?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.773586 del
What's that got to do with Olive?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773587 del
Because Olive is clearly not a man or a tranny

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773588 del
Settle down keegz, if you keep threatening suicide like this I'll have no choice but to have an ambulance sent to the HGR workshop.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773589 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773590 del
Saturn is between Jupiter and the moon. From our perspective the flat earth with the firmament star chart changing above our heads, remembering time I am a fan of the flickering star beneath Orion. All these characters have been worshipped by men. Jupiter is looking down at me saying what the fuck as I try to rewrite the experience I had looking at him.
A solar emanation of the Indo-European sky father deus rather than the feminine earthly mother of the basic surroundings.
The place we sit between the something or rather.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.773591 del
don't forget some quality gravy

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.773592 del
Olive isn't a woman - she is a goddess.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.773593 del
there are 24/7 kfcs - if a neet has a car, there is always kfc

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.773595 del
You know who is even worse ? The last (2) #BOs who enabled the mental patient to whom originally went by the name of Stanley / IGA

ChickenDinner and GoonDaddy asked for the job. They wanted some power. They got it. Turns out while being the top dog has its perks IT ALSO COMES WITH SOME ACCOUNTABLILITY !

While in Charge ChickenDinner and Goondaddy bare the final responsibility as to the current sorry wretched grim state of the board. One had a terminal case of Autism and a chip on its shoulder, while the other was just lazy and a complete fuckup (no suprise)

So while stanners best belongs in Nambour mental hospital (a 10 minute drive from the caravan park ill pay for the uber) The board has really suffered from terrible administrative mismanagement.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.773596 del
The board was better before you arrived.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773597 del
do it you little bitch i already know the pay phone you will call in from. you will be on the service station cameras so just fucking do it

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773598 del
booo hoo

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.773599 del
I reckon the stars recall their view of you better than the moon. They're constant. They've viewed us through our whole evolution, the moon has only been in the sky since modern humanity has bewn around. Everything remembers it's surroundings. The universe knows itself. I wrote some stuff about Israel then deleted it. Jupiter.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.773600 del
You're not even responding to Nuro, you mong.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.773601 del
I like how nuro just projects. You know exactly how he is doing based off what he says about others. He kept calling other neets poor and then became homeless. He then started this caravan park meme despite no evidence at all lol.
This new suicide one is interesting. With any luck nuro will finally off itself and give the board some much needed peace.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773602 del
I think Nuro and IGA and the Nuro antagonist and 10k are the same people.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773603 del
>grim state of the board
Mate, the board has always been shit. It's no worse now than it's ever been.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.773604 del
>Nuro antagonist
Outdated meme

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.773605 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.773606 del
It used to be more relaxed before the narcissists arrived.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773607 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773608 del
Whatever it is there is a new Sheriff in town.

Naughty NEETs best show some respect.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773609 del
It's been so long that some NEETs such as >>773603 has completely forgotten that.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.773610 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773611 del
The problem with BigUNNA banning nuro is that he fails to actually enforce it. Nuro always comes back and the mods allow it. They will need to make a sustained effort of banning it on sight for several months to truly stamp out this pajeet pest.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773612 del
the vocaroos were always shit, you were just drunk

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.773613 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.773614 del
Nuro and IGA.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.773616 del
what of his BAC?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.773617 del
literally the day after tarrant

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.773618 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.773619 del
Might give keegz a call.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773620 del
You won't.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773621 del
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So NEETs i wish to tell you about a life hack... I now just eat KFC chicken over the kitchen sink. No mess, no plates, No cleanup.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.773622 del
stop being a wuss

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773623 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773624 del
how did those reports to the counterterrorism police go ? big success ?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.773625 del
nuro and iga have fluoride brain

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.773626 del
I didn't report you/him to anybody. Was just making the observation.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.773627 del
drink too much
Tummy hurts

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.773628 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773630 del
Do a vocaroo

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773631 del
we need more neets like you - you're one of the good ones

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.773632 del
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I love her so much, I want to make a Pippa tulpa.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.773633 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.773635 del
I can't eat without having something to watch on a screen.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.773636 del
Nuro is a sovereign citizen.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.773637 del
Its about time he was detained.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.773638 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c [Embed]

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.773639 del
Stupid curry cunt bitch works at Telstra now.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.773640 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.773641 del
She was kind to you.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.773642 del
She was bossy. I should have cartwheel kicked her jaw off.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.773643 del
I eat all the chocolate out of the neapolitan ice cream

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.773644 del
Remember how Nuro took a photo of Stanner's phone number when he kept pranking the shop landline ?

Remember how Stanners then reported Nuro for doxxing for posting it like the little bitch he is ?


NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.773645 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.773646 del
Drunk drivers are an oppressed minority.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.773647 del
it's not even that good as chocolate ice cream goes - chop chip is better

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.773648 del
like most oppressed minorities, they behave badly and fucking deserve it

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.773650 del
It's the drunk crashers that are to blame, not drunk drivers.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.773651 del
same way that speeding doesn't kill, stopping suddenly does

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.773652 del
That’s Stanners phone number alright. If you call it he is softly spoken, wheezy and almost has a lisp. Total F.A.S.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.773653 del
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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.773654 del
Blood quantum

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.773655 del
Mozle tov

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.773656 del
[Phone number removed]
Edited last time by imissfather on 11/24/2023 (Fri) 05:19.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.773657 del
Nuro is particularly uppity tonight. I guess he is embarrassed about that party or whatever being revealed as yet another lie...

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.773660 del
English is the language of heaven

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.773661 del
God is an Englishman.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.773662 del
Did you get sheppard to fuck an alien in this playthrough?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.773663 del
>What happened?
female devs

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.773666 del
Rocky and Weber both sleep on a couchbed.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.773667 del
Thinking about Bill.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.773668 del
If you mean the HA it wasn’t me who made those posts.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.773669 del
We got yiros at the food court for lunch. He could only eat half of his and put the other half in his pocket and forgot about it until the garlic sauce leaked through the packaging. I didn’t know he had done this until the leak was discovered at home. I went into Big W with him not knowing about this pocket yiros.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.773670 del
Post wasn't about you

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.773671 del
Pocket kebabs

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.773672 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.773673 del
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>put the other half in his pocket

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.773674 del
Bored. Might do some writing.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.773675 del
tfw the pocket kebab spills out your pocket at eb games

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.773676 del
You retards making global reports over board drama need to settle down.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.773677 del
Larpers, zoomers, and bots, oh my..

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.773678 del
Shit yourself

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.773679 del
Oooohhh he's insinuating!!!!!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.773680 del
morning bros

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.773681 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.773682 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.773683 del
rocky was an allegory about the struggle between working class italians and lumpenprole blacks in america's inner city

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.773684 del
morning neeto

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.773685 del
Today could be the day I finally get my shit in order. I just have a feeling it's gonna happen.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.773686 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.773687 del
Don’t have a choice if BO and his lackey don’t show up and do their jobs.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.773688 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.773689 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.773690 del
Went to sleep watching Pippa, wake up watching Pippa #blessed 🙏🏻

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.773691 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.773692 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.773693 del
Bill is coming back tonight after dinner.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.773694 del
Bill Bill Bill Bill!!!

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.773695 del
What job is he on then?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.773696 del
Pulling up the last of the carpet and tack strip and putting it in the skip along with some other junk.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.773697 del
Are you getting new carpet?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.773698 del
fucking tradies, it's not even 8 and they're already grinding metal right outside my window

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.773699 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.773700 del
looks like someone was mad about that latex glove comment

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.773701 del
Polishing the floorboards?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.773702 del
Nope. I'll fix the squeaks and then lay a floating floor down.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.773703 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.773704 del
How old is the carpet?
Is it manky?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.773705 del
39-40 years old

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.773706 del
Bet all the foam is like confetti beneath it. Do you need to take any skirt trimming off?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.773707 del
Coughed up some chunky malarkey.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.773708 del
Manky like Monk

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.773709 del
The carpet cuts/tears easily because it is so worn, but the underlay still seems fairly strong and wants to tear rather than cut.
I don't need to take skirting off.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.773710 del
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windows cleaner is coming today, have to keep all my windows shut and the blinds closed so I don't make eye contact with him. Very dark and stuffy inside now

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.773711 del
You are doing the right thing NEET.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.773712 del
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Take a drink out to them.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.773713 del
You should open the window and give him a smoke

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.773714 del
Three healthcare type meetings today. First looks like she can tell I'm hungover.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.773715 del
I have a dentist appointment at 10 o'clock. My first time there in many many years. Last time I went I was in school still.
I noticed some of my teeth have started turning brown so I made an appointment.
I had a very thorough shave and shower. Clean clothes ready too. I am not used to having strangers in such close proximity to me.
I'm feeling a bit nervous, but not as much as I would have when I was younger. I have mellowed with age. The anxiety has lessened. I am able to see life as a bit less serious now.
Today is just an examination and x-rays of my teeth, then they will tell me what work I need done. I hope I can afford it. I do not have insurance.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.773716 del
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Pic related should give some NEETs hope.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.773717 del
going to shit

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.773718 del
Everyone can

>I noticed some of my teeth have started turning brown
Same. Last time I went for a checkup they told me I needed ten (10) fillings. I got 9.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.773719 del
turns out the window washing doesn't happen until afternoon, been sitting in the darkness and choking to death on my own bodily emissions for hours for no reason

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.773720 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.773721 del
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garn shops to get a white mondster, you neets want anything?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.773722 del
Toilet paper

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.773723 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.773724 del
I'm gonna get some too.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.773725 del
Half a dozen amalgam fillings please.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.773726 del
Ample time between meetings for a rushed rub. Not doing it. We'll see how long this next meeting goes.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.773728 del
What does your body need?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.773730 del
never rush the rub, you can get dangerous or even lethal levels of rub burn that way

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.773731 del

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.773732 del
might play some more mass effect

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.773733 del
Dropped some absolutely putrid farts at the shops. Rotten egg protein shake flavour.
Just wish I had a missus to embarrass with them

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.773734 del

>As a Victorian, Ro isn't required to automatically inform VicRoads about xyr diagnosis.
mega kek

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.773735 del
Who was it that made those reports?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.773736 del
Let us know how it goes. I am in the same position.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.773737 del
I hate Ryan Reynolds.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.773738 del
No you don't.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.773739 del
How would I know?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.773741 del
The person who made the reports was the subject of the posts being reported.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.773742 del
I wish we could get some Olive feet pics.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.773743 del
Who was it that made those reports?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.773744 del
I've seen them, they're large and hairy

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.773745 del
Like a Hobbit?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.773746 del
The CP spam is going around on another small image board. It would be a good time for the vols to be on alert.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.773747 del
I just global report that stuff, better chance of something actually being done that way.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.773748 del
I don't know what the deleted posts were.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.773749 del
yeah, with a fungal infection.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.773750 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.773752 del
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I want to hold her hands.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.773753 del
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Going to play some more Skyrim as a Breton mage.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.773754 del
Revolting mix blood.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.773755 del
I am back from the dentist.
Everything went well. It turns out the brown on the teeth wasn't decay but rather something called "calculus" and they just cleaned it off with the water sprayer.
There were no signs of tooth decay anywhere. Nothing more needs to be done. They just recommend I come in every six months for a cleaning.
I am very relieved. I had been picturing the worst case scenarios - root canals, thousands of dollars worth of work needed.
They were all quite impressed at the good state of my teeth given my very long period without seeing a dentist. They don't even know the worst of it which is I went years without brushing my teeth at all back when I was younger.
I am very lucky.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.773756 del
Imagine having maths on your teeth.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.773757 del
>went years without brushing my teeth
This sounds just like me. I hope I don't have any decay when I go in. What does it cost to see one? Can you do it on the medicare thing?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.773758 del
Through Allah all is possible alhamdulillah ☪️

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.773759 del
It cost me $360 for the clean and X-Rays.
Dentistry for adults is not covered by Medicare but some states have programs for concession card holders. Also apparently you can go to see student dentists at some places who will do it under supervision for free.
Reddit threads have good information on all this. I searched in my city's subreddit.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773760 del
The Dentist's name was Mahommad.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773761 del
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This week, on womboflix...

On Wednesday we will be watching the tv show Carnivale (2003)
Set in the 1930s, it follows the lives of disparate groups of people in a traveling carnival. The show's mythology drew upon themes and motifs from traditional Christianity and gnosticism together with Masonic lore, particularly that of the Knights Templar order.

Then on Saturday, we have John Carpenter's They Live (1987) - about an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Very /pol/.

Finally, on Sunday, James Bond stars in the murder-mystery Knives Out (2019)

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.773762 del
Okay, it will have to wait until I have a job then. How much would the check-ups cost?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.773763 del
>How much would the check-ups cost?
About $250 is standard I think.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.773764 del
That's good news, am glad things went well for you.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.773765 del
It's one less worry as well.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773766 del
This week on Bedtime Stories...

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773767 del
Thanks Weber

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.773768 del
Thanks Weber

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.773769 del
If Weber was American he'd be a cornfed Midwestern alpha male.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.773770 del
Might get a flat white and a Ned Kelly

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.773771 del
What kind of wine is a flat white?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.773772 del
Good news NEET.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.773773 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.773774 del
Islam is right about women.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.773775 del
fark, the window cleaner guy is here, right when I really needed that wank

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.773776 del
What's stopping you?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.773777 del
I don't want abseil neet taking pictures of me and posting them on here

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.773778 del
He should let out a few moans as well.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.773779 del
We've all seen pics of your cocktail frankfurt on the discord server.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.773780 del
I wonder if he still has his Toshiba.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.773781 del
The 26/12 full moon is going to be a bad omen

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.773782 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.773783 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.773784 del
Open the door,
Shit on the floor,
Everybody do the dinosaur!

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.773785 del
Three big bowls of chicken curry.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.773786 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.773787 del
With rice?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.773788 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.773789 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.773790 del
Nice quick little funny video. I gave a short lol.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.773791 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.773792 del
My teeth feel weird against my tongue. There are separate teeth there now, with the calculus it was just like one smooth mass.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.773793 del
Kek. Cool and good

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.773795 del
Wan Shi Tong

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.773796 del
Tenma torments Pippa.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.773797 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.773798 del
where you are ?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.773799 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.773800 del
I was out there, but now I'm back in here.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.773801 del
wanked so hard my ears are ringing

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.773802 del
Big load?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.773803 del
>Yet another Nuro Prank call failure

The silver fox is just to quick for these retards....

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.773804 del
See your GP, you may have high blood pressure.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.773805 del
Pray to Nanna

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.773806 del
Cafe was packed, had to setlle for a Coles organic instant.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.773807 del
I prefer Sara Lee.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.773808 del
>a Coles organic instant.
The best choice.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.773809 del
going bankrupt lmao

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.773810 del
too many neets hit the diet wagon at once.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.773811 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.773812 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.773813 del
I do not like that hand.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.773814 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.773815 del
>realtime users, on site: 10, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97
(((They))) are watching us again.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.773816 del
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hahaha this made me lol out loud so i decided to share it with my /ausneets/ bros

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.773817 del
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This stuff is better but I cbf getting out the moka pot.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.773818 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773819 del
(((They))) are watching us again.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773820 del
teevee snacks

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.773821 del
>realtime users, on site: 9, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.773822 del
Путин хуйло

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.773823 del
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I dont buy it. You’re telling me four grills cooked 6 million burgers in just four years? Even if they ran non-stop 24/7, thats physically impossible

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.773824 del
What's Weber doing?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.773825 del
Nothing beats the convenience of a black instant. No mess.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.773826 del
I used to like the malt ones but now I find them too sweet.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.773827 del
That poor woman. Imagine being fat-shamed and being made into a meme like that. Fat rights now.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.773828 del
Weber what day are you getting those blood tests done?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.773829 del
I bet he's getting them on Wednesday.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.773830 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.773831 del
Spooky ghost encounters

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.773832 del
ectoplasm all down the front of your pants.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.773833 del
busting makes me feel good

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.773834 del
You a busta CJ.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.773835 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.773836 del
>No mess
Until it starts falling out of (You).

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.773837 del
I hate superannuation.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773838 del
I love Buro.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773839 del
And some of you remain unconvinced that nuro is an Indian.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.773840 del
and most neets aren't going to live long enough to collect it

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.773841 del
Realtime neets getting raped up the arse.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.773842 del
sir pls am sri lankan

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.773843 del
Now I wish I married Weber when I got the chance.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.773844 del
Not going to comment snipe that one, you dipshit.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.773845 del
Schizophrenic neets responding to nothingness.
Mental illness abounds.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.773846 del
Rape yourself

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.773847 del
Weber sniped my barbell for deadlifting and used it to overhead press once.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.773848 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773849 del
Craving garlic bread. Which one is the best to get?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773850 del
I've tried pushing it down but I get erect too quickly so I can never quite get the head of my neetstick into my arse.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.773851 del
black and gold

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.773852 del
Hungry. Slow cooker still has hours to go. Woe.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.773853 del
The 2$ one at supermarkets

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.773854 del
Tropical mango candle

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773855 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773856 del
The fucking drakes website manages to be worse than the Coles one. That is impressive. Fucking monk could just about do a better job than this.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773857 del
Straight up the arse?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.773858 del
Yes that is what I said

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.773859 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.773860 del
Do you reckon nuro will have another big tantrum tonight?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.773861 del
It seems like (You) are about to

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.773862 del
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I hope he isn't still suicidal like he was last night.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.773863 del
peroxide mouthwash

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.773864 del
Shut up chubby Borat.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.773865 del
You realise that we don't like you either, right?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.773866 del
You don't know who I am.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.773867 del
I know that we don't like (You).

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.773868 del
Want the slow cooker to hurry up.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.773869 del
You seem very confused. You must be distraught by the thought of buro offing himself.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.773870 del
You're going to confuse the poor thing.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.773871 del
The board would be better if the two of you did.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.773872 del
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>based users, on site: 1, on ausneets: 1, on this thread: 1

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.773873 del
have any neets seen the tv show Evil?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.773874 del
We're not making anything of worth without it.
Super and iron ore, that's the majority of what Australia is.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773875 del
>Super and iron ore, that's the majority of what Australia is.
and pajeets and chinks

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773876 del
115 unknown viewers.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.773877 del
No, sounds scary.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.773878 del
It's the oven that makes good garlic bread.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.773879 del
Australia is nothing.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.773880 del
They don't have any so don't exist

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.773881 del
Ausneets is a better governed state.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773882 del
We all do. Just how long does it take (You) to cook a simple stew anyway...

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773883 del
Not really. I think we are all just too lazy or don't care enough. Or don't know what to do.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.773884 del
>Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles took a 2,000 kilometre round trip on a taxpayer-funded flight to watch the Cricket World Cup on Sunday in India.
>His latest VIP flight comes after revelations Mr Marles’ expenses for flights have totalled nearly $3.6 million this year.
>But taxpayers may never know a breakdown of the cost of the cricket trip because Mr Marles’ department has banned the publication of where ministers are flying on “security grounds”.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.773885 del
Many such cases of >>773845

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.773886 del
A stew? In this weather?!

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.773887 del
>burnt bread

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.773888 del
>Richard Marles
Never heard of him until today.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.773889 del
You're having a stroke.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.773890 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.773891 del
Waking up was a mistake, go back to sleep.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.773892 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.773894 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.773896 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.773898 del
Settle down Keegz. We don't want your incel bullshit here. Certainly not after last nights tantrum.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.773899 del
They go on top ice-cream

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.773900 del
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What is the context for that clippa?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.773901 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.773902 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.773903 del
jeet charged me $100 for a new tyre because mine was 8 years old. Do they have to replace it?

>I went years without brushing my teeth
Soap, shampoo, toothpaste, it's all a scam.

>Coles organic instant.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.773904 del
Just one I found on another site.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.773905 del
Trackie pants back on.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.773906 del
>>Coles organic instant.
They're pretty good for instants. Better than any other I've had and I've tried even the fancy instant coffee.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.773907 del
Dick Moles

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.773908 del
Well, both retards are here now. I'm going to leave for a few hours. Goodbye.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.773909 del
>it's all a scam.
No its not.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773910 del
One of Detergent Jones' confidential informants.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773911 del
pulled my willy out

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.773912 del
Thank you for letting us know.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773913 del
You're just jealous of his fragrance.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773914 del
To what end?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773915 del
Dan Murphy's Law

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.773916 del
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have a wank mate

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.773917 del
about 4 inches

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.773918 del
Oh dear. Try the maca root powder.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.773919 del
Heh, didn't realise that mistake. A lack of capheane will do that to you.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.773920 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.773921 del
hyuck hyuck hyuck

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.773922 del
I didn't ask for it

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.773923 del
You coughing up lung stuff again?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.773924 del
Wearing glasses is probably a scam as well
Ancient man never wore glasses. I bet my eyesight would have just fixed itself if I wasn't forced into an optometrist.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.773925 del
Our eyesight would collectively be better if we didn't live the unnatural lives that we currently live. That applies to a lot of the afflictions we suffer from.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.773926 del
There is no bigger scam than dentists. They literally drill into your teeth, creating the holes that they then charge you to fix.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.773927 del
Not true.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.773928 del
I bet if we follow the money trail it leads back to Big Dental. Nice try, mate.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.773929 del
Classical music by film score composers sounds better than that done by "proper" composers, even the very famous ones.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.773930 del
First gym night in about a week.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773931 del
95% of those composers are jewish

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773932 del
>Big Dental
Just another word for "the jews" mate.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.773933 del
Absolute rot.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773934 del
Big Dental strikes again.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773935 del
Absolute rot.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.773936 del
I am concerned that Weber is not going to get his blood tests done.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.773937 del
His blood is perfectly fine.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773938 del
I agree.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773939 del
A small vial of Weber's blood can keep you young and healthy for years.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.773940 del
He's too anxious about the results

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.773941 del
She'll be roight, m8

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.773942 del
He has spent too long imagining worse case scenarios. He had some blood in his stool and went straight to being certain he had cancer.

Weber please get the proper tests. It will not be as bad as you imagine it to be.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.773943 del
His blood is like a nice bottle of Grange.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.773945 del
Wondering how Bill is performing this afternoon

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.773946 del
He's the employee of the month.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.773947 del
in me undies

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.773948 del
they're the clean ones

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.773949 del
If he wasn't such a weak willed depressive blackpilled faggot he could have lost 40kg since last November and greatly improved his health
I hope we see a right-wing political movement sweep the glove in the next 5 years so that he has something to train for

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.773950 del
Yeah righto Tiffo!

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.773951 del
We all struggle to improve ourselves. There is no need to be so unkind.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.773952 del
string quartet no 8, shostakovich

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we need to appoint tiffo as the ausneets drill sargent to whip us all into shape. It's our only hope now.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.773955 del
actually you know what
that might be an exception

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.773956 del
If all the executives did his callisthenics routine at once ZOG might be able to locate the hidden base based on seismic readings.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.773957 del
I can half read and play an octave by looking at the staff
neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.773958 del
i.e. a giant loser with liver damage from alcohol abuse

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.773959 del
Beethoven wasn't a loser you fucking retard

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.773960 del
if developed properly it could become out team superpower earthquake attack

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773961 del
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's pooing their pants

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773962 del
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.773963 del
Imagine calling Beethoven a loser. You are no good.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.773965 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.773966 del
He doesn't even lift
Probably a manlet too

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.773967 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.773968 del
Unless she glazes that, it's not food or drink safe.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.773969 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.773970 del
im watching one of my programmes

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.773971 del
Which one?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.773972 del
Don't be nasty. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.773973 del
funi show

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.773974 del
Rick and Morty?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.773975 del
Good taste. Shostakovich would have to be my all time favourite composer. I'm a bit of a hipster in my tastes I guess.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.773976 del
Tiffin doesn't lift; he is probably a scrawny little twink.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773977 del
There are now TWO ReadingComphrensionNEETS.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773978 del
no, i said funi

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.773979 del
Kek, there was one other neet that watched it though. It wasn't just fatso.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773981 del
I can't see that.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773982 del
I say it with love

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773983 del
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Get in the shark cage they said. Perfectly safe they said.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773984 del
>There are now TWO ReadingComphrensionNEETS.
No. Just you:
>neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven
>i.e. a giant loser with liver damage from alcohol abuse

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.773985 del
open ur eyes

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.773986 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.773987 del
Not opening those links

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.773988 del
Yes, that is what it says. But you are failing to comprehend by parsing it literally. It is clear he meant t. not i.e.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.773989 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.773990 del
you don't get the joke, do you?
while he was alive he was broke as hell and had little to no accomplishments that a normal human might have (like most classical composers)
he literally had no wood to heat his house during the winter
during the napolean war he hid in a basement
towards the end of his life he couldn't find rent because he was writing on the walls, screaming and laughing late at nigh (but he still managed to write the ninth symphony while working on the tenth)
we have no idea whether he fucked every single prostitute from viena or whether he died a virgin
my respect for this son of a bitch is fucking unreal
no bach piece will ever be able to transcend his 8th sonata
the nigga starting going deaf at 28 and still managed to be one of the most prolific and influential composers who ever walked this earth (while also being the most well known)
all while being a giant sperg
one can only dream to reach his level in the next 10 lives
so again, what I said came form a place of knowing and liking too much this person, and allowing myself too much freedom while talking about him, rather than not understanding what he left behind

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.773991 del
>hile he was alive he was broke as hell and had little to no accomplishments

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.773992 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.773993 del
no, you're not
shostakivich was the last great composer to continue the tradition of the classics

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.773994 del
I am watching A Bronx Tale (1993). It appears strongly influenced by Goodfellas (1990).

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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.773997 del
Handsome robot

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.773998 del
your wrong is wrong
he was a god among men, and yet he had to compete with the italian retards of his day who couldn't shit anything half ahead of their time
iirc he had 2 or 3 opera/orchestra plays during his lifetime
all of which had been bug down by lazy ass performers who took advantage of the fact he was blind at the time

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.773999 del
Fingering my bum in bed

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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.774001 del
I'm too drunk to even argue

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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.774003 del
You're entering the boong zone.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.774004 del
It'll start with a finger and then next minute

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.774005 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.774006 del
New Crown is out.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.774007 del
Go back to the dentist.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.774008 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.774009 del
Beethoven was a loser.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774010 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774011 del
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Might have a listen to The Bronze Age Mindset

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.774012 del
He wasnt blind.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.774013 del
Just agree with your agent.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.774014 del
Wasn't there a movie tonight

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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.774017 del
Going to rape tonight

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.774018 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.774019 del
No spoilers please

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.774021 del
Just discovered autistic people lack bodily awareness. Couldn't work out what bodily awareness is, probably because I'm autistic.

thought my immunity to poison was a superpower, turns out I'm disabled.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.774022 del
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We've all had the moment bro

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.774023 del
All of us here are disabled.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.774024 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xLrW4IcPiWw [Embed]
thinking about learning hungarian

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.774025 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.774026 del
>learning a non indo-european language

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.774027 del
🇲🇽Todavía suena 2023 y a todo volumen 🇲🇽
It's a popular song with them

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.774028 del
Put me on a diet. Things are out of control here.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.774029 del
Entitled People who don't believe in the Law

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.774030 del
The Irish? They're scum.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.774031 del
On the catfish show, the evilest ones are the fattest

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.774032 del
These mangas have to be read right to left.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.774033 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.774034 del
You don't read mangos

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.774035 del
We are wicked individuals, I do not deny it. Justly despised.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.774036 del
Then why do they put those stickers on them?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.774037 del
That mallard was drunk.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.774038 del
We're not playing chess.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.774039 del
You're losing so badly you forgot you were even playing.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.774040 del
I have opened my window.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.774041 del
Typical Thursday night.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.774042 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.774043 del
😎 This.

Nuro just got back home from a ride. Have not posted all day. All other posts pretending to be me are just lies and falsehoods.

Stanners Needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or the board needs to be deleted. Whatever causes the most harm to the mental patient.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.774044 del
I'm playing checkers.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.774045 del
Don't come here and bring up your drama for no reason. Keep the other retard's name out of your mouth.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.774046 del
King me.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.774047 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.774048 del
You two should just off a cliff together.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.774049 del
*knock knock*

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.774050 del
Holding hands would be romantic.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774051 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774052 del
Bill hasn't shown himself yet.
I have had nothing to eat today besides a can of Rockstar at 9am and a bottle of wine.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774053 del
Who's there?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.774054 del
as the half-brother gay lovers that they are

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.774055 del
Brown Brothers aren't gay, even if they do make a mean pink moscato.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.774056 del
how about you focus on un-fucking your own life ? thanks

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774057 del
Due to my sharp wit I have been called a mean pink moscato.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774058 del
You live in a toilet.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.774059 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.774060 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774061 del
Yeah, a toilet.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774062 del
can you prove it ? no, no you cant

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.774063 del
DunnyCore will become an iconic pop reference

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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.774067 del
When was he supposed to arrive

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.774068 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.774069 del
I bet he was meant to arrive some time today.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.774070 del
After dinner. Apparently they must eat at some fucking wanker time even though sisterbot grew up eating at 5pm sharp.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.774071 del
>having dinner at 5pm

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.774072 del
We ate at 5.30
My grandparents ate at 5.00

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.774073 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.774074 del
country people get up at fucken 4am and go to bed at sundown

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.774075 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.774076 del
That doesn't apply to you.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.774077 del
Post bicep

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.774078 del
holy shit is this real ?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.774079 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.774080 del
It's a hard habit to break if you spent the first half of your life doing that like clockwork.
I was hauled out of bed at 5am for piano practice five days a week, and same time saturday for swimming.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.774082 del
>piano practice five days a week
Sounds abusive. Asian parent tier.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.774083 del
no, it was just "our son weberbot is a lazy cunt and wont do it otherwise".

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.774084 del
also had to be on a train at 7.23am or some shit to get to school

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774085 del
>Sounds abusive

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774087 del
My decade or so of seclusion completely broke any semblance of order I had. It's to the point that I'll doubt I will ever get it back.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.774088 del
Doing the needful too.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.774089 del
and by amusing I mean he did the 'we wont stand for racism' schtik a few times

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.774090 del
Same here NEET. I look back and can't believe I used to set an alarm and go to school each day. Seems crazy. I did it for years.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.774091 del
I falter by myself, but it only takes a day or two at Motherbat's to be back to 5am starts. Basically if I had a gf or wife I'd be up five mintues before the alarm went off.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.774092 del
>killed by an imported pajeet
whose super rich parents have engaged a King's Council lawyer and a PR consultant

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.774093 del
>if I had a gf or wife
I'm to far gone for anything like that.
Falling for the anti-depressant meme for a while really fucked me up.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.774094 del
lol this is a self-own and you dont even realise it

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.774095 del
Bill has arrived

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.774096 del
Bill Bill Bill Bill!!!

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.774097 del
Speaking of jewish medication for not-real illnesses, today is day 1 without seroquel.
Didn't sleep that well last night, but anything is better than nothing, and still managed to get the tyre fixed and go to the gym
Tonight will be the true test. 4 valiums left. Last time I tried to quit the seroquel I was schitzing out at the end of day 1 but so far so good.
Gonna get some anti-histamine sleeping tablets tomorrow and be free of the pharma-jew.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.774098 del
Why is he there so late? On a Monday?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.774099 del
JFC that sounds even worse than a possum. Never seen footage of these freaks until now, they were only ever a thing on a New Zealand 20-cent coin you'd occasionally come across.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.774100 del
New Zealanders are a scary species.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.774101 del
The worxt of the worxt.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.774102 del
Stick to the tennis

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.774103 del
Is that you Monk? I feel like we have gone through all this before.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.774104 del
Tennis is a poofter sport.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.774105 del
Brother man bill?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.774106 del
I could use a visit from Barnacle Bill if you NEETs get what I'm saying. Treasure Chest.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.774107 del
Stick to thistle

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.774108 del
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NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.774109 del
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Well said

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774110 del
You're a retard.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774111 del
Not Bill

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.774112 del
Are you going to say something?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.774113 del
Bill is based.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.774114 del
The biggest of the big

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.774115 del
This time finna be fr, on god

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.774116 del
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Because I've achieved so little today, I can just change the heading on my todo list from monday to tuesday and have it all prepped for tomorrow.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.774117 del
i need to change my sheets

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.774118 del
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get on the chamomilles

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.774119 del
Thinking ahead, you're a smart NEET.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774120 del
also, long term usage of anti-histamines as sedatives has been linked to brain damage and dementia

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774121 del
A common lolcow trait is the complete lack of self-awareness.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.774122 del
Good choice. I'll have a fisherman's basket please.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.774123 del
There used to be a NZ-NEET here. Probably offed himself.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.774124 del
Good luck

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.774125 del
Sounds homo

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.774126 del
Well done.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.774127 del
Totally not some staged tiktok shite.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.774128 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.774129 del
You'll have whatever's left. Prawn tails and burnt chips.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.774130 del
Cruisey gets rambunctious when he's had a greasy feed.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.774131 del
whoa, like all tiktok shit you mong

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.774132 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.774133 del
You can eat the crispy tail of fried prawns.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.774134 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.774135 del
who is going to be wounded by a real life bullet first ?

that guy ? or that that guy who owns a machine shop ?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.774136 del
bullets arent real you dipstick

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.774137 del
I'm aware. Seroquel also acts as an anti-histamine (in the brain, not the body) which apparently is why its used as a sleep aid.
Also links to cardiovascular disease.
2024 is the year of only water and food consumption.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.774138 del
You spend too much time reading about sobriety instead of doing it.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.774139 del
He's doing research

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.774140 del
Light preliminary research

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.774141 del
The cats outside are fighting

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774142 del
They can smell that you're in heat.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774143 del
>mfw someone says research instead of study again
>mfw I have no face

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.774144 del
>tfw you spend too much time reading about life instead of doing it.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.774145 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.774146 del
Shutup nerd

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.774147 del
I am 20 days sober, champ

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.774148 del
Well done King. Keep it up.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.774149 del
Please kill yourself you lying retard.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.774150 del
Fell asleep. Feel awful. Might need some goon.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.774151 del
Nuro is widely respected in the research community.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.774152 del
17 feed packs in the freezer. Prepper neet mode engaged.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.774153 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.774154 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.774155 del
Nuro is widely researched in the research community.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.774156 del
Got a headache. Going to the bottleo.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.774157 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.774158 del
Well prep'd.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.774159 del
Dr Murphy will have the cure.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.774160 del
its pronounced reeee-chud

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.774161 del
Why have our brains shrunk neets?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SOgKwAJdeUc [Embed]

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.774162 del
Big brain is not an advantage for reproducing. Big balls are better.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.774163 del
Nah, went to craig.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.774164 del
How many points of meth did you suck out of him?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774165 del
It was a fat woman.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774166 del
Can you post that link to half carcasses of meat again please

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.774167 del
Bill has gone now.
I made him take me through the BWS drive-through for the second time tonight. Same girl served me again. I begrudgingly gave him one can of hard solo.

Skip gets picked up tomorrow. Wanted to max it out.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.774168 del
It is hot in my room and there is a bad smell.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.774169 del
we all do what we have to do

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774170 del
Not watching if he doesn't discuss the difference in brain size between human races today.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774171 del
maybe you've died and didn't notice and now you're starting to rot

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774172 del
Update on Bronze Age Mindset please NEET

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774173 del
you know youtube would delete it if he did that

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.774174 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.774175 del

Do not buy more than you have freezer space for. Use your brain.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.774176 del
it's promising, although it took me a chapter to get used to the guy's distinctive writing style

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.774177 del
Black Friday Sales are fucking racist.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.774178 del
and misleading - I haven't been able to buy a single black

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.774179 del
Who wants to listen to Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights again?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.774180 del
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The self-incriminating evidence continues to pile up. My God you're a moron.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.774181 del

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.774182 del
Nuro's english teacher gave him an A+ on his wuthering heights assigment.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.774183 del
I'm surprised he doesn't own any Kate Bush vinyl. She was a hot weirdo in 1978.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.774184 del
Is that the part where your caller ID came up Nuro's Landline an he took a photo ?

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.774185 del
Stick to the feedpacks, srsly.

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I have them. I bought them a long time ago.

Been Listening to Toni Childs. This is really good.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774187 del
She should have called it Onion.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774188 del
This is simply a death threat. Alas, the board is unmoderated.
>Nuro's Landline
You're homeless - you don't have a landline. It is bosslady's line.

NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.774189 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p9oqY9BVM1s [Embed]

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