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NEET General #761 - Comfy Fridge Edition NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No. 775293
Have any of you NEETs ever slept inside your fridge?

Old Thread: >>774281

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.775302 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.775304 del
You must feel awful going so long between showers.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.775305 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.775306 del
Thanks! Noice Pepe! :-)

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.775307 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.775308 del
Only when it's really hot or the AC breaks.

Have a Happy Hump Day NEET Bros! o7

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.775309 del
I love Pippa!

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.775310 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.775311 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.775312 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.775313 del
That's not nice...

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.775314 del
Have a good night.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.775315 del
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Some late-night chicken nacho action

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.775316 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.775317 del
Looks really good. How did you cook the chicken?

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.775318 del
Very good

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.775319 del
Getting my existential guilt again.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.775320 del
Snos an eg

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.775321 del
Got a Helen breast to cook up tomorrow. How should I do it? fried with some eggs and made into a sandwich?

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.775322 del
Each plate has a tit from the roast chook bought 4 or 5 days ago. A plate for tonight and one for tomorrow (if the first doesn't give me food poisoning).

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.775323 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.775324 del

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.775325 del
Thinking about Weber

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.775326 del
morning bros

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.775327 del
Paid the rent. Another month of not being homeless.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.775328 del
Doing a poo.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.775329 del
Fuck I hate that pterodactyl screech cockatoos make

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.775330 del
They should start building things out of the paper they use to make passports. Shit is indestructible.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.775331 del
Today's garn be the day I get my shit together. I just have a gut feeling.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.775332 del
I believe in you, NEET.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.775333 del
Sore shoulder and neck

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.775334 del
The yowies don't even try anymore

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.775335 del
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NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.775336 del
>I just have a gut feeling
Probably gastro.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.775337 del
Not him, but I did a big poo this morning so that I didn't have to do one at the lawyer's office. They'd probably take me to court for doing a clogger.

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NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.775339 del
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>tfw charged with unlawful cloggery

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.775340 del
boong judge dot jpg hasn't been posted in a long time

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.775341 del
Olive needs a shave.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.775342 del
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NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.775343 del
I knew she had a hairy pussy.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.775344 del
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We shall appeal this decision on grounds of racism.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.775345 del
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Appeal dismissed, defendant is guilty as charged.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.775346 del
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I still get paid.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.775347 del
Good morning NEETs.
Starting the day with an Oak iced coffee carton 600ml.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.775348 del
Good morning NEET I am having an instant and I can feel it working.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.775349 del
Good morning Weber

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.775350 del
I wonder what the status of that biscuit tin is.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.775351 del
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I thought Weber would like this one.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.775352 del
I was very used to seeing 4chan image filenames starting with 16 but it seems they have crossed to 17 now. Time waits for no NEET. Marches ever onwards.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.775353 del
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Need to go to the shops but I'm not feeling very energetic.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.775354 del
You will feel better once you get moving NEET. Get to it.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.775355 del
It is raining. First rain for quite some time.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.775356 del
Good morning cum skins
Just did a zoom interview with a recruiter. Was hoping she could place me in a warehouse by Monday but she said she'd have to send my resume out to the clients. Gay as aids.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.775357 del
Good morning. Be patient, you will get a warehouse gig soon.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.775358 del
we should watch some tintin on womboflix

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.775359 del
A job interview is worth 25 points to cenno

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.775360 del
Save the soul, destroy the hole

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.775361 del
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Is it just me, or is the mr big range at kmart getting more exclusive? It used to include 4xl, but now 4xl is in the regular clothes area and mr big starts at 5xl.

NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.775362 del
Your kind keeps shoveling goyslop filthy down your gullets, your numbers will obviously grow along with your girths.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.775364 del
BlogNEET: I will be taking a look at the site today.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.775365 del
It better have late 90s-early 2000s aesthetics.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.775366 del
The k-mart 7XL is really a 5XL. Very odd sizing.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.775367 del
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>7XL is really a 5XL
maybe you're just big boned?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.775368 del
I am big boned but my point still stands.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.775369 del
>big boned

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.775371 del
It could autoplay Barbie Girl.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.775372 del
There is a vile thread in the catalogue

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.775373 del
Woke up distressed and out of sorts. Having a black instant and a big glass of water with two hydralyte tablets dissolved in it. Feeling the pressure, need to go for a jog soon, the temperature is rapidly rising.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.775375 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.775376 del
Quite amusing meme.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.775377 del
Not really, it was a terrible meme and I apologise for posting it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.775378 del
>tfw no Pippa sisterwife

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.775379 del
Gotta leave for the mong doc but I'm intermittently squirting out of my arse. Potential for another catastrophe.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.775380 del
Those Mexican genes have certainly kicked in.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.775381 del
I had one more before putting it away.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.775382 del
50 in 75 out

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.775383 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.775384 del
Stick an onion up there to plug you up.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.775385 del
Some fucken animal is eating warm tuna in this small office space and it fucken stinks

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.775386 del
>tfw fat

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.775387 del
Are there any ladies about?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.775388 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.775389 del
I don't mind the Witcher but I'm not as madly in love with it as I was with Skyrim. Might go back to a modded playthough of Skyrim but keep W3 installed.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.775390 del
20 in 0 out

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.775391 del
Based. Give the chinky even more. Eventually he will burst and you'll get your money back plus some more.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.775392 del
Give unto the chinaman that which is chinamans.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.775393 del
Working in a hot room on a hot day is unpleasant.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.775394 del
What are you wearing?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.775395 del
Going to go to Coles. Taking requests.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.775396 del
G-string,stockings and suspenders. shorts

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.775397 del
Stand on one leg touch your nose and sing Highway to Hell in a high pitched voice.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.775398 del
I hope you weren't touching your neetstick as you made that request.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.775399 del
One banana thanks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.775400 del
NEETs getting gaped and raped.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.775401 del
Stop kink shaming me!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.775402 del
I'll touch it for (You)...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.775403 del
Only if you sing Highway to Hell.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.775404 del
Very good self control.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.775405 del
Well done.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.775406 del
I hate when people do that. Vile.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.775407 del
He lost it again within 12 minutes

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.775408 del
Poorly done.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.775409 del
Get me that fucking kit-kat block.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.775410 del
He won't even get a rub for $5 let alone a tug.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.775411 del
He meant one more tin, not one more biscuit.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.775412 del
These supermarket catalogues are all too long. I only want to know about the half price specials. 40% or better.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.775413 del
A fat cunt on my 600 lb life broke his toilet by sitting on it. He was 800 lbs though which is 362 kg. A full 2.5 webers or 2 nuros.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.775414 del
I wonder what the story is behind the rise of "Mrs Mac" and her pies, if that is even her real name.
I had never even heard of her ten years ago, now she is everywhere.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.775415 del
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If you win on the chinaman and then give the winnings to his daughter for a wank did you gamble at all? Where is the sin? Was the wank the gamble all along? Or was it the friends we made along the way?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.775416 del
Kirks soft drinks are often out very cheap, it is a shame they are all tasteless.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.775417 del
I don't trust her, boongs are known to go missing near Mrs Macs factories.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.775418 del
>2 nuros.
Metric nuros or imperial?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.775419 del
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Mrs Mac is apparently a transvestite named Ken.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.775420 del
You vewy hansohm boy, bootifol cock

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.775421 del
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Take therefore no worries for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the better management thereof.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.775422 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.775423 del
That makes me 5 up for the day.
Starting to work out why you numpty neets keep thinking everyone loses.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.775424 del
Because you lie and don't mention the other 50 you lost.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.775425 del
I have heard that there are boong snouts and bum holes in most dog food brands.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.775426 del
Explosive liquid shits this morning

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.775427 del
The deeper truth.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.775428 del
2 o'clock and I still haven't done anything productive

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.775429 del
Why would I lie to you lot?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.775430 del
His picture on the logo must have been heavily photoshopped.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.775431 del
I shaved this morning.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.775432 del
Thank you.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.775433 del
For the same reasons Nuro does.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.775434 del
Arrived early. Gonna have a poke.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.775435 del
I don't think Cruisey lies about his Chinaman balance.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.775436 del
No wonder she called it beautiful.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.775437 del
>5 up for the day
corrrrr, that's almost wages

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.775438 del
Too often.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.775439 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.775440 del
kek well memed.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.775441 del
I wouldn't say he lies just massages the truth a little.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.775442 del
He rubs and tugs it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.775443 del
Their ginger beer is ok

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.775444 del
I haven't tried it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.775445 del
Yeah, i quite like it, horrible kola beer though.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.775446 del
Pack of Corn Thins and a Mars bar

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.775448 del
Feckin Irish

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.775449 del
If it's not a Mrs Mac smoke some crack

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.775450 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.775451 del
Lying to you is just part of the service.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.775452 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.775453 del
15 in 0 put. Got a feature on my last spin, gambled it and lost

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.775454 del
Why would I lie?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.775455 del
NEET street cred.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.775456 del
Report submitted.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.775457 del
You did not follow the system.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.775458 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.775459 del
What about the money you're not telling us about for no reason?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.775460 del
I think if Cruisey reports inaccurate Chinaman results it would be because he has deceived himself first. The losses are repressed by his brain as soon as they happen. He actually believes that he wins.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.775461 del
I think it was rule 6 - don't be a cunt

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.775462 del
He gave that to the chinawoman

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.775463 del
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order a martini and double your bet

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.775464 del
I want to see this bootifol cock. I will be the judge.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.775465 del
Live big die NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.775466 del
I take money, without my wallet or in a separate spot. I have got carried away a few times but it's hard to fuck up knowing what a red or yellow note is.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.775467 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.775468 del
Average at best.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.775469 del
There is something good about carrying a big wedge of money in your pocket.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.775470 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.775471 del
I bought two $5 scratchies and one of them won $7.
I am starting to think these gambling games might be for mugs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.775472 del
Kami has become a tranny?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.775473 del
I bet cruisey carries a big bossman size roll of five dollar notes with him every and slips them to people whenever he wants things done. And it makes the gook ladies swoon when he does.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.775474 del
IGA was once a high flying NEET dining on the finest tendies and bottled goons, he even had aspirations to owning an eeb! but then his life was struck down by the curse of scratch and win gambling and he degenerated into the loathesome wretch we know today.
Take heed of this moral tale NEETs, alwats wear a condom when gambling and tip your hat to Dan.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.775475 del
I might start wearing a Danish biscuit tin on a string around my neck as a fashion statement.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.775476 del
A full one or an empty one?
You could eat from a full one while doing other things.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.775477 del
>IGA was once a high flying NEET
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum were never high flying NEETs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.775478 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.775479 del
In the early days before Obama Nuro was, he was a well respected member of the helicopter mechanics scene.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.775480 del
I heard he maintained the choppah that crashed in Predator.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.775481 del
I’m not him. Just had time to kill before the mong doc
The guy next to me looked like a propped boss man. Pants and shirt, hand full of 50s. That’s how I imagine cruisey

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.775482 del
I'm still waiting to hear the story of how nuro's involvement with ufos caused him to flee the helicopter mechanic community and become a bicycle repairman.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.775483 del
He does have a big bulge.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.775484 del
that choppah never crashed, it was shot down by a heat seeker

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.775485 del
They probed his fingertips and now any complex machinery he touches breaks for no reason at all.
He is cursed forevor by the insidious aliens.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.775486 del
Desire to withdraw a $50 and put it in the machine. That feature had my heart racing

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.775487 del
That's what Nuro wrote on the report

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.775488 del
Nuro-lore is a lot more interesting than IGA-lore, I'll give him that.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.775489 del
Be strong NEET that $50 could get you a goon an choof and a feed.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.775490 del
Why not make it $100?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.775491 del
I’ve only got $250 until next cenno day

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.775492 del
What happens if you put your neetstick in the pokie machine?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.775493 del
Think of the payout if you put all $250 in and win!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.775494 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.775495 del
I used to carry $85, one of each note but I'd never use the 5 and 10.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.775496 del
She's currently live.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.775497 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.775498 del
How were you betting?
What machine?
I went on a random one this morning 50 in and went through about 30 before getting the feature which iirc was just back up to 40 odd, then slapped the dynamite guy around and left with 75 out, then this afternoon 20 in did the lucky train one and got the feature first spin but only on 50c bet and there was 30c change still in the machine. I think that's bad juju. Got to 40ish but then put it in the high stakes one (has 20 free games and can get free games in free games but low normal wins - I've had around 80 consecutive free games) and lost it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.775499 del
You are talking the talk.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.775500 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.775501 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.775502 del
It will come out two inches shorter.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.775503 del
I need to buy a new Michael Wave.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.775504 del
That doesn't leave many inches.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.775505 del
That's why you have to try to win some back.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.775506 del
Played the golden dragon one. 50c spins, 5 lines. Still not sure how that works entirely.
I got $11 from the feature and gambled. Could have sworn I pressed black and it was black. Somehow lost still. Might have chosen a suit accidentally.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.775507 del
I’ll put 20 in again shortly. Would have vapes it anyway

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.775508 del
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once again, outwitted by the eternal chink

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.775509 del
did a wee-wee

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.775510 del
in the toilet this time?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.775511 del
yellow or clear?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.775512 del
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Might attempt to express my opinion through interpretive dance.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.775513 del
you need to go all in

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.775514 del
Balls deep in the pokies!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.775515 del
You put 50 bucks in you take twenty bucks out
You play the fuckin pokies and you scream and shout
You put 50 bucks in and take 20 bucks out
And that's what it's all about

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.775516 del
Very artistic.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.775517 del
You want to do the first on the top row and the last on the bottom row.
Lines (bottom row) are how many ways you can win. Each line costs however many credits you are betting on the top row.
So 1c bets, on 50/max lines = 50c a spin.
That's better than betting 10c on only 5 lines but I've seen people bet like that and win.
A person I know usually bets 10c on 30 lines, that's $3 a spin though.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.775518 del
My sister used to work at a casino and she told me it was very common for old asians to piss themelves because they were sure a winning streak was coming up on the machine and they didn't want to miss it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.775519 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.775520 del
It might not come back out at all.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.775521 del
They are the only people I've seen sit there and do 5c bets for hours.
You can win jackpots on any bet, I guess that's what they're waiting on.
A feature or free games would be like winning $2

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.775522 del
That's when you jam your balls in.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.775523 del
But what is a “line”? I thought it was so you could get diagonal lineups or whatever

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.775524 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.775525 del
I guess it fills their day too which might be a lot of it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.775526 del
Oh. Horizontal, vertical, and diagonal and zigzag “paylines”

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.775528 del
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The pattern across the board that the icons need to be in to win.
One line is just the middle 5 tiles.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.775529 del
Hyped. Gonna hit a major and be cashed up

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.775530 del
At the NEET Commune we shall feed the Execs laxatives and gamble on which one will poo themselves first.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.775531 del
Some NEET arses are rigged.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.775532 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.775533 del
What's this from?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.775534 del
Slam that pussy and turn magically retarded

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.775535 del
Fallout New Vegas begininning.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.775537 del
Some people don't into vidya much.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.775538 del
/ausneets/, the game

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.775539 del
It would be awful being NEET in the Fallout universe.
We'd probably live in the sewers until the hero runs through and shoots us all.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.775540 del
They have been pre gaped.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.775541 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.775543 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.775544 del
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A pre gaped arse is like a no alcohol beer, something in which a gentleman does not indulge.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.775545 del
bad pepe

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.775546 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.775547 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.775548 del
You need all sorts of qualifications for that shit and he doesn't have anything of the sort. I find it hard to believe he went from being an avionics technician to a bike chain luber second class.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.775549 del
Fiction is often more interesting.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.775550 del
Might watch a bit of My 600lb life and see if it gives me the motivation to workout.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.775551 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.775552 del
Can't stop scratching my balls. I will often fondle my neetstick or balls a bit whilst sitting at my computer before going back to typing as though nothing happened. I at least have the decency to wash my hands after wanking though.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.775553 del
He has a sinister look to him.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.775554 del
I'll eat your fucking dog.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.775555 del
You will get one of the NEETs pregernant

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.775556 del
I'm about to start part two of the Steven Assanti episode. It is incredible. The best one I've seen by far.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.775557 del
do you ever sniff after scratching?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.775559 del
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>Start watching 600lb life
>Turns out the first person weighs 700lbs
This fat fuck needs to lose 150lbs before he should be allowed to star on the show

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.775560 del
*knock knock*

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.775561 del
One time when I was working as a space station mechanic on Cloud City I overheard Nuro explaining to IGA that he was actually his father it was all very emotional.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.775562 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.775563 del
poorly bantered

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.775564 del
actually what he said was "who's your daddy"

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.775565 del
My favourite bit was when he knocked his piss bottle onto the ground and the indian nurse started crying and said she had never seen anything this bad before kek.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.775566 del
Quads dude, he's up the duff.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.775567 del
Steven Assanti is 800 lbs. Some of them are so big they can't get on a scale. I saw one where even the special industrial grade fat cunt scale wasn't enough because he was too damn big. Dr Now speculated he was one of the heaviest alive.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.775568 del
Could one of the NEETs bring an extra large pair of vernier calipers to tonights meeting please, because all attendees will be checked to make sure they have not been pre-gaped before admittance.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.775569 del
then webby ordered a double quarter pounder and ate it in front of the poojeta

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.775570 del
Last mouthful of goon :(

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.775571 del
nuro's involvement with women seems to be limited to photographing an unconscious meth whore on a bare mattress once.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.775572 del
We could just gape them all on entry and save some time.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.775573 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.775574 del
Did it just say maintenence for a minute for anyone else?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.775575 del
whos they're?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.775576 del
You're momma

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.775577 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.775578 del
he got kicked out of the hospital because he was abusingthe staff and he kept ordering pizzas which they said was contrary to his weightloss plan. He was meant to continue the program from a nearby apartment his dad set him up with but he instead was rapidly gaining weight because he kept buying fast food and he didn't seem to understand that juice contains energy. Dr Now cracked the shits with him because he developed a painkiller addiction and he told his black nurse Princess that he was thinking about getting more off the blackmarket. Dr Now wants him to go to drug rehab before he starts losing weight.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.775579 del
I noticed he had a bottle of diet coke in his kitchen. It made me laugh.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.775580 del
I must be special then.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.775581 del
You are our special neet.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.775582 del
One day, sixteen hours and fifty four minutes since my final cigarette. Feeling depressed, anxious and hurt.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.775583 del
He has so much fat that even his FUCKING FEET are fat. They remind me of nuro's hands in that regard. But he is so fat that his feet jiggle when they move. Incredible.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.775584 del
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I am a handsome prince.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.775585 del
was 800 pounds, https://youtube.com/watch?v=ciDEc9UoOG4 [Embed]

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.775586 del
That's good work. Time to reward yourself with another dart. This one can be the real, I mean it this time, final cigarette

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.775587 del
Well done NEET hang in there that is hard yakka.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.775588 del
shouldn't he be covered with loose skin?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.775589 del
You're going well, keep at it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.775590 del
Row of pegs up his back

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.775591 del
I'm sure IGA had many interesting things happen in his younger days, it's just that he can't remember any due to loss of brain cells. It is what it is.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.775592 del
TWU toobs!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.775593 del
Houses are on fire in the northern suburbs.
That'll fucking learn them.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.775594 del
have a sandwich

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.775595 del
Look at those fucking legs. Jesus christ.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.775596 del
are you a south of the river chad?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.775597 del
Now you're just projecting the PILLBRAINED accusations.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.775598 del
I want his bed.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.775599 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.775600 del
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Of course, I am a man of style.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.775601 del
He had a special hospital bed in the medical campervan thing they were moving him in but it went over a bump and he full on broke the bed. They had to prop it up with besser blocks to finish the journey. The nurse was amazed. I wonder how big the biggest mong cruisey has ever wrangled has been.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.775602 del
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The beer of champions.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.775603 del
I once saw Cruisey take down a 400lb mong with just a nasty look it's all about the attitude.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.775604 del
It's not the size of the mong it's what you do with it that counts.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.775605 del
wot weber dooing

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.775606 del
Imagine all the fat rolls you could take advantage of. All prelubed with sweat and bacterial secretions. You could wear your neetstick down to a nub and never use the same slit twice.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.775607 del
Smashing some BWS drive through puss.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.775608 del
>tfw will never get to be one of Cruiseys mongs

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.775609 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.775610 del
ur not weber

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.775611 del
i hate the chink

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.775612 del
Your a bitch though, so opinion discarded.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.775613 del
Maybe I'm the BWS drive through puss?!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.775614 del
Only got that chicken on Saturday so it should still be good. Perhaps it was all that fresh jalapeno that did it?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.775615 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.775616 del
Fuck off.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.775617 del
>fresh jalapeno
It's a good dewormer.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.775618 del
If I was Weber I would tell that other NEET to fuck off.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.775619 del
You might have accidently killed your worms NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.775620 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.775621 del
He is a first class luber.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.775622 del
Push through it NEET. You are doing well.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.775623 del
Strawberry donuts.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.775624 del
I have said that this 600lb talk distresses me. I really wish you did not do it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.775625 del
Toughen up.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.775626 del
Doing well

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.775627 del
might have a durry

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.775628 del
But it's raining

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.775629 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.775630 del
The rain in spain falls mainly on my arse

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.775631 del
neets with ablutophobia

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.775632 del
Why has my flag gone?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.775633 del
Ah, it's back.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.775634 del
Not sure if I should get on the goon or not.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.775635 del
If in doubt, pour it out.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.775636 del
If you kidnapped mongs would NDIS ransom them?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.775637 del
Possum and Cruisey had a business of killing mongs and storing their corpses in barrels whilst still collecting their DSP payments once.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.775638 del
you know what you have to do

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.775639 del
Smart, they are the clever NEETs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.775640 del
True NEETs would be too lazy to properly groom beards like that.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.775641 del
Why ransom a mong once when you can collect his payments forevor?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.775642 del
I never trust russians anyway

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.775643 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.775644 del
I didn't make a return trip to the chinaman. Their ATM was out of order or something so I just went home.
The mong doc prescribed me mirtazapine, off-label as a sleep aid. Naturally I don't want to take anti-depressants for sleep (or anything) but I'll give it a go, at least for a little while.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.775645 del
>I don't want to take anti-depressants
>I'll give it a go
>at least for a little while

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.775646 del
It's so hot that somebody has delayed picking up their tomatoes till later.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.775647 del
Off to the bottleo.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.775648 del
If you go to craigs I will break your legs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.775649 del
Good luck with the new pill.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.775650 del
No puff no problem

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.775651 del
Monk no.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.775652 del
A feature win would cheer you me

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.775653 del
Monk know.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.775654 del
BWS is part of the Dan group. Is that acceptable?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.775655 del
I love her so much...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.775656 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.775657 del
You should marry her.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.775658 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.775659 del
she would make for a great sisterwife

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.775660 del
what are you doing brotherhusband NO!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.775661 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.775662 del
i bet she has a hairy and smelly pussy

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.775663 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.775664 del
where's my flag?!?!?!?!?!??!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.775665 del
i am now a statelessNEET

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.775666 del
You ate it. Confess.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.775667 del

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.775671 del
Going to Cairns early next year.
Can't wait to hit the cas

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.775672 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.775673 del
Steven Assanti was in the back of a golf cart being ferried along but he fell off and is now screaming.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.775674 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.775675 del
You should hit the tennis too

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.775676 del
tennis is a shit sport

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.775677 del
One Barramundi thanks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775678 del
Why are you going to Cairns?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775679 del
Panball will make a come back in 2024

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775680 del
An ambulance has been called.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775681 del
she doing geogeussr and it in paris and she siad germany xD

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775682 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775683 del
to hit the cas
they will harvest your organs

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.775684 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.775685 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.775686 del
To hit the cas.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.775687 del
I mean in My 600-lb Life S5E13.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.775688 del
terrible post

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.775689 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.775690 del
everything is soulless and the sooner it all ends the better

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.775691 del
An ambulance was called for >>775673

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.775692 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.775693 del
doubt it

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.775694 del
a terrible post

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.775696 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.775697 del
finally home

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.775698 del
How do we do it?
>pretend like you know what I mean

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.775700 del
can you get some milk?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.775701 del
Women were a mistake

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.775702 del
Welcome back.

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I need some milk too please.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.775707 del
3L bottle of milk should do

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Thank (You)!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.775709 del
top kek
I liked it.
Thanks for posting it neet.

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Hello I am ambulance who call?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.775712 del
Took me fuckin flag away again cunt
I'm gonne bash Shibs if this keeps up

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.775714 del
Only neets from good homes get flags.

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she doesn't like africa, she's like me fr fr!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.775717 del
What if I came from a bad home but live in a good home now?

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Mphphmph ph mphmph

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What is wrong with Possum's eyes?

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He's a bit tired from a hard night on the garlic bread.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.775728 del
is the other neet that has maladaptive daydreaming here?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.775730 del
The BARON OF BASED has returned and BLESSED us with his presence.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.775731 del
Quiche Lorraine for dinner.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775732 del
The pixels don't look right.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775733 del
get good, scrub

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775734 del
Egg & bacon pie

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775735 del
I heard Nuro had a bit part in the original Baywatch.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775736 del
What the fuck now I'm a chink

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.775737 del
an awful pair of tits featured for comic relief

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.775738 del
They used his as stunt doubles

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.775739 del
He played an orange flotation device.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.775740 del
yeah, start dieting princess

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.775741 del
Mental patients that live in glass hovels should not throw stones.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.775742 del
they also got a seagull to shit on him

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.775743 del
That was a good scene.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.775744 del
What is ProjectionistNEET putting on Womboflix tonight to make up for last night?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.775745 del
Back when nuro flew secret helicopter ops for the special forces, his callsign was The Based Baron

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Harry Potter 36 Gangland

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.775748 del
what are your daydreams like and how much does it get in the way of your day to day life?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.775749 del
Fuck off schlomo

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.775750 del
You're the one who requested it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.775751 del
The quality is too high.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.775753 del
No I didn't.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.775754 del
That doesn't look like emma watson. Has she had a nose job?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.775755 del
Stanley played the Seagull.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.775756 del
Did so, you said it was your favourite film and the acting was top notch.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.775757 del
the correct tense is don'tn't

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.775761 del
(You)'d twice.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.775762 del
that was an enjoyable french tart

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.775764 del
Weber peed in the sink once.

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Hope you wore a condom

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.775766 del
> [Hong Kong]

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.775768 del
>{King Kong}

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.775769 del
iga pissed in my mouth once

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.775770 del
Tbf in any mouth/piss related scenario with nuro and iga I think nuro would be the pisser.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.775772 del
exactly, iga is being particularly low quality today

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.775773 del
(You) earned 'em!

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.775777 del
i hate sickos

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.775778 del
I still can't believe how #rekt you got by >>775207

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.775779 del
What are you neets doing for Christmas?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.775781 del
i'm not nuro you retard

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.775782 del
Bought some Suimin noodle cups. Oriental Chicken flavour. On special at Coles this week $0.92 each.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775783 del
Bottleo trip was a success

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775784 del
Lunch with family.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775785 del
Collecting Motherbat on the 24th.
Returning her on the 13th or something.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775786 del
Nothing. Staying home. I am not even embarrassed about it any more.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775787 del
You went to craigs didn't you?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775788 del
Yet you accuse me of being IGA, you retard.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.775789 del
that long with you? oooof!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.775790 del
no i didnt

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.775791 del
It's iga doing his please talk to me thing.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.775792 del
What is the blood tests status?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.775794 del
stick to the tennis

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.775795 del
Stick to the Blend 43.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.775796 del
he'll never do it

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.775798 del
I told you cunts she was on holiday for a couple of weeks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.775799 del
Remember that time iga told us how shit it was having to suck cock to pay for his meth?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.775800 del
Malfoy told me Weber is a mudblood once. No wizarding ancestors at all.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.775801 del
nuh uh

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.775802 del
That was a couple of weeks ago.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.775803 del
The NEETs crave details.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.775804 del
time is subjective, einstein said that or something

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.775805 del
She doesn't even know you exist. Let that sink in.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.775806 del
Really? Nobody asked how my day was.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.775807 del
What does "bunch of fives" mean

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.775808 del
Wonder if Einstein ever clogged his mutterbats shittenhausen.
I'm sorry NEET how was your day?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.775809 del
Five dollar notes.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.775811 del
A punch in the face. 5 fingers in a hand.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.775812 del
Tab closed.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.775813 del
You're still here, you queer.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.775815 del
>Cairns at the height of Summer

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.775817 del
too much for you? porky pig

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.775818 del
Shibs has been too afraid to show his face since I mogged him last night.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.775819 del
If iga put the same effort into real bait he might catch some fish.
And then he could fuck the fish and use them for a pillow.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.775820 del
Top Kek

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.775821 del
You did no such thing he told you to stop being such a silly little boy and you ahd a sook.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.775822 del
you're a pillow biter

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.775823 del
You can feel the culture

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.775824 del
provide evidence of you mogging him? you were just crying because he called you out

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.775825 del
Nah iga bashed him and then all the neets said what a great guy he is and then a blonde with huge tits sucked him off and then we told him what a great guy he is again.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.775826 del
You embarrassed yourself with your cringe.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.775828 del
He needs to learn how to score it at teh local gloryhole like nanners

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.775829 del
Pippa loves him.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.775830 del
How was Bill's day?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.775831 del
Do these come from Facebook or reddit? There must be a Qld based one with a vid of me walking around town.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.775832 del
Pippa loves all of us!

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.775834 del
Going to put on some lightly soiled jeans and buy something very nordy.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.775836 del
Long time?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.775837 del
>posting some chink

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.775838 del
Gook evening.

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Fuck me just read this post.....
>He likes to use the board for escapist fantasy.
Dont we all ?
He can pretend he is some successful normie with a job, a gf, lots of friends and money etc.
I have a job, dont need a GF, and i have friends and money
>IGA reminds nuro of what he himself is.
No IGA is a piece of shit
>This is more or less what he admitted in the open love letter to IGA.
No the whole point of the letter was to say with all my skills and intelligence and luck i barely made it out of the NEET clusterfuck, and you with all all failings are just fuckjed. You will never amount to anything thing. Get used to the bottom pal.

also fuck NOfun with his univesity masters bullshit, he is still in scholl and thinks he is better than everyone too
fuck that chinkoid uni arsehole..begone

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.775841 del
Do not buy ciggies NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.775842 del
shitadelaide and justadelaidethings insta

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.775843 del
also fuck everyone here that isnt Weber or Posso

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.775844 del
This is a very low effort impersonation

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.775846 del
fuck you asshole

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.775847 del
Prawn & chicken > the rest

Where's my Mars bar and Corn Thins???

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.775848 del
You seem upset tonight was it Shibs telling you off?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.775849 del
This has to be one of the worst impersonations yet.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.775850 del
Nuro's apple laptop can't handle making ai images

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.775851 del
IGA seems to be really upset tonight.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.775853 del
Nuro doesn't NEED Ai images his life is just so BASED.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.775854 del
nuro can afford to buy nice prostitutes, so he doesn't have to make ai porn

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.775855 del
my friends with 4090's make them for me on discord

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.775856 del
That one was done on the microsoft webstie.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.775857 del
We should check the number of active users

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.775859 del
going to do something else
this schitzo crapflood hasn't let up since I got home an hour and a half ago

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.775860 del
He doesn't need whores Nuro is beating off suitors with both hands day and night.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.775861 del
you won't leave

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.775862 del
It will always be funny to me that nuro claims to have a job yet is homeless whilst a jobless IGA can still afford a house and a milkcrate. kek

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.775863 del
Luke a glove.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.775864 del
have neets ever seen a 600lb executive in the wild?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.775865 del
dont let the door hot you faggot

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.775866 del
Luke's a glove?!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.775867 del
He couldn't keep the payments on the milk crate up they repossessed it last week.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.775868 del
It'd be lots of low quality and poorly edited images if it was IGA. This tantrum is one of nuro's.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.775869 del
At least he still has the toilet to himself - that is more than fatso can say.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.775871 del
same inversion and projection IGA

how was the shower block thismorning ? when is the next JSP apointment ?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.775872 del
It's IGA

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.775873 del
We've never actually seen his toilet he claims to have one but never shows us the goods.
It's that NEET MUSICAL all over again.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.775874 del
What makes you think that?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.775875 del
Goodnight chat

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.775876 del
wHaT mAkEs YoU tHiNk ThAt?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.775877 del
Oh, it's you.
Goodnight neets, I can't be fucked putting up with the nuro/tiffin shitfit tonight.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.775878 del
I saw the shower blocks when hunting down IGA

They are right next to the servo at the entrance of the caravan park. They are pretty Grim.

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Oh so now it's Tiffin as well?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.775881 del
Get a new routine you fucking mong we know it's you it's always you because it was you the last 9001 times you did exactly the same thing the same way.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.775882 del
Gook evening darl

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.775883 del
>Wondering when bigUNNA will throw the spear of anal justice into the N/IGA fuckfest

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.775885 del
It's over 9000!!!!!!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.775886 del
Could it be that he is just so retarded he doesn't remember?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.775889 del
You know there has never actually been any evidence that IGA was there...
You and tiffin have convinced yourselves he lives there but have never actually had a reason for it beyond your own HUMILIATION at living in a PUBLIC TOILET.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.775891 del
Yeah, you post that fat fuck on other boards here as well as random boongs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.775892 del
>know it's you
Know it's who?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.775894 del
Nuro was and is banned but bigUNNA is too much of a boong to actually enforce the rules. Allowing it to come back just trains it to ignore the rules.

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It's his really subtle way of trolling the execs
He is big brain troll not man who cooks own poop

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.775896 del
You're acting like a soyjak

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.775897 del
suck shit you little dick sniffer your time is up

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.775898 del
>he is still in scholl
Maybe you should still be in scholl considering the way you type...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.775899 del
Imagine being so desperate for communication that you troll yourself on an unemployed Australians board.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.775900 del
>considering the way you type...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.775902 del
All this effort and we don't care.
Just kill yourself already you know you're oing to one day so why not today.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.775905 del
What are you going to do? Why don't you make a shotgun in the workshop and post it here?

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.775907 del
Today, do it now faggot.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.775908 del
Some NEETs are having temper tantrums this evening.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.775909 del
Well he hasn't had a woman smile at him in more than TEN YEARS so no wonder he is desperate. Nuro and IGA are like that pair of penguins that were put together but otherwise isolated and turned homosexual due to their solitary lives.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.775910 del
(You) seem upset

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.775911 del
Does anyone else imagine him cackling like a loon with spittle flying everywhere when he gets like this?
Kind of like a crackhead witch hybrid.

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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.775913 del
Nuro was talking about suicide a few days ago and IGA has talked about it before also.
I am genuinely worried about one of them doing it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775914 del
Remember a few years ago when he was bragging about having 4k in the bank and was saving to move out

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775915 del
I like to see them all razzed up lol.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775916 del
I hope they both do.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775917 del
I genuinely want both of them to do it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775918 del
I think he is crying.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.775919 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.775920 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.775921 del
That paprika smoking prik is still sucking his thumb in bed, cruled up the fetal position. DESTROYED.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.775922 del
No one escapes the dunny.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.775923 del
Hey nuro and iga if you both kill yourselves we promise to tell other people you were great guys afterwards.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.775924 del
(You) seem upset

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.775925 del
I think he has given up on escaping bosslady's toilet and is instead trying to create the illusion of wealth by buying fast food and op shop cds.
Milkcrate man is a mentally ill squatter cooking on a gas stove from bunnings and he is still financially better off than nuro.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.775926 del
*great gays

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.775927 del
You're acting like a soyjak.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.775928 del
Very bored.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.775929 del
*gay goys

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.775930 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.775931 del
Join the tantrum.
Accuse IGA of suffering from your own sexual dysfunction and poverty.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.775932 del
You shouldn't have molested TREY
Look where it got you, big boy.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.775933 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.775934 del
It's not a tantrum nobofy here likes you even slightly and we really wish you were dead.
We have said this a lot of times before.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.775935 del
Kek, #StillHaven'tReadIT

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.775936 del
The Nambour caravan park looks pretty comfy. I'd rather be there than in a blown out public dunny.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.775937 del
>Milkcrate man is a mentally ill squatter cooking on a gas stove from bunnings and he is still financially better off than nuro.
Um IGA you just crossed the line into INSANITY

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.775938 del
>caravan park looks pretty comfy
I like living in an actual house instead.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.775939 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.775940 del
Move there and become his neighbour.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.775941 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.775942 del
Nuro's open (love) letter is still one of the most EMBARRASSING things he has ever done. Even compared to the obese tv reflection, pan shitting incident, or heart attack, that was the worst. He just confessed the reason he hates IGA is because IGA shows to nuro what he could've been.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.775943 del
He at least has his own adobe.
You're like a meth whore but without a warm wet hole.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.775944 del
Well yeah, but the caravan park would still beat a toilet.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.775945 del
Sorry are you pretending to be a NEET that's not iga saying this?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.775946 del
Depends on his personality

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.775947 del
The posts do start to blur into each other.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.775948 del
That latex glove comment still makes me chuckle.
He must be angling his trotters deliberately like he does his food and desk trinkets in an attempt to pass it off as ironic. It isn't working.
The husky helicopter dunny man

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.775949 del
I am IGA.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.775950 del
IGA you are a fuckup and never leaving rock bottom. Stop shitting up the board.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.775951 del
There's no point asking, he never responds with any evidence because he has none.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.775952 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.775953 del
I still haven't put the new tyre on the car. Its too hot

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.775954 del
Do it tomorrow.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.775955 del
Do it early tomorrow when it is cooler.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.775956 del
Yeah, when you consider all the sodium from the fast food, his collapsing veins from the drugs, and his heart being fucked from the heart attack and lack of exercise it is no wonder that his hands are so puffed up.
His face is the same way. It makes him look like he has been stung by bees all over. Very sad to see.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.775957 del
Rockbottom is living in a public dunny thanks to the generosity of your mong wrangler's widow. IGA is not quite at rockbottom yet.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.775958 del
When they have their funeral you should write their eulogy. You would do a good job.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.775959 del
Going Belushi mode is an unavoidable side effect of living such a based life style for so long.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.775960 del
I've started butter my bread in the french way where you get a big chunk of butter on the knife put it on the bread and then bite it off. It is much better and easier than trying to spread it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.775961 del
Does it really matter which one of them is the shittest NEET?
Let's call them equal worst and be done with it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.775962 del
< all of IGA's split personalities are the chickens

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.775963 del
Nice warm bread?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.775964 del
I like how feminine nuro's typing style is.
I wonder if he is the bottom in their relationship?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.775965 del
That is the ideal, yes.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.775966 del
All will be revealed in their eulogy

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.775967 del
I'm just razzing him up, don't mind me.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.775968 del
Very poorly bantered.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.775969 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.775970 del
You are Nurodivergant....

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.775971 del
I do that when the butter is too cold to spread.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.775972 del
Do you not prefer it?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.775973 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.775974 del
Nuro would be harmless if he wasn't goaded by malicious NEETs.
He would just post his photos, you'd give him a "Based" and that would be it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.775975 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.775976 del
It would be funny if it's not nuro or iga

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.775977 del
This is like that monkey fighting scene in the simpsons.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.775978 del
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Its actually hard Drugs and Money Laundering you stupid faggot.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.775979 del
Very bored.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.775980 del
No your not

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.775981 del
Just wait till IGA has to take a shower at the caravan block, then he will calm down.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.775982 del
IGA had a blowout in the shower block last night

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.775983 del
Choof o'clock

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.775984 del
Skipping the gym.
Just waiting to go to bed

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.775985 del
I have my bins full of water for an overnight soak. Going to give them a good clean tomorrow.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.775986 del
Should have closed the lid

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.775987 del
They will lose all their character.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.775988 del
It's what your body needs!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.775989 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.775990 del
Like soaplessNEET

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.775991 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.775992 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.775993 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.775994 del
There is some units near me that are all pajeets and when i walk past on bin day the bloody stench of them.
I swear they shit straight into the bin.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.775995 del
None of you will accomplish that

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.775996 del
Are you on the self improvement subreddits Monk?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.775997 del
no moofie tonight

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.775998 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.775999 del
There is a meeting tonight

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.776000 del
Moofie NEET blew this months film budget on the pokies.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.776001 del
The URL autocompletes when I type "redd", so yes

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.776002 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.776003 del
Having an early feed then bite the pillow harder than FRM getting boned doggystyle by her BF, can't take anymore of Weber's bullshit tonight.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.776004 del
Gonna cry?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.776005 del
God damn it Weber...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.776006 del
Looking good NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.776007 del
Weber covinced me to paint his fence for him once.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.776008 del
I read this is goanna cry

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.776009 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.776010 del
Remember NEETs, we shall be checking for pre-gapes before tonights meeting and any NEET found pre-gaped will not be allowed to take part in the after meeting gaping party.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.776011 del
I hate Jews and chinks

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.776012 del
Some NEETs are permanently gaped.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.776013 del
They get the staple gun.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.776014 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.776015 del
Not a very comfy gen. Might go back to YouTube

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.776016 del
It is now, stay

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.776017 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.776018 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.776019 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.776020 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.776021 del
I'm in your armour.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.776022 del
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At the chemist I saw an intriguing product

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.776023 del
Is it an arse mask?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.776024 del
Just an overpriced chux.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.776025 del
An expensive chux.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.776026 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.776027 del
We need more skanks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.776028 del
The yacht will capsize.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.776029 del
Your mother

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.776030 del
Industrial seedoils, microplastics and vitoestrogens have decimated the modern mans bunghole.
Embrace a natural diet for a chux-free lifestyle!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.776031 del
Weber 🏳️‍🌈

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.776032 del
We're a doomed species and I look forward to God's judgement

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.776033 del
He told me he gave up on us 32 thousand years ago and he doesn't give a fuck what we do.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.776034 del
We will build a new yacht out of the skanks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.776035 del
God doesn't talk to us like that, you schizo

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.776036 del
How did bible get written then?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.776037 del
Manx and Cornish descent

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.776038 del
Divine inspiration

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.776039 del
As in God talking to someone?
Do I have to have a big beard before God will talk to me?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.776040 del
I have to say waiting for Gods judgement NEET for someone with such strong views you do not seem to have much of a grasp on matters theological.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.776041 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.776042 del
A disgusting post.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.776043 del
You can't grow a beard

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.776044 del
Wizzy told me santa was a woit dawg carnt and I should bash 'im and take all the presents.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.776045 del
Oh yeah righto you godless sinner

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.776046 del
God loves the sinner, read the bible some time son.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.776047 del
Tiffin is a sodomite

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.776048 del
If he changes his ways

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.776049 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.776050 del
Nope, not required, all it takes is to repent.
You can sin and repent again tomorrow.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.776051 del
The only way you get caught out is if you sin and then die before you repent.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.776052 del
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if one image ever made me think of IGA its this one......

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.776053 del
Increase in millipede activity.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.776054 del
first you get the yachts, then you get the skanks, then you get the cennobux

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.776055 del
Repentance has to be genuine.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.776056 del
And the only one who can judge that is God, do you put youself in His place?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.776057 del
go and sin no more

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.776058 del
Your previous comment proves you're full of it

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.776059 del
And you know nothing of the religion you are trying to preach.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.776060 del
Sure thing, false repenter

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.776061 del
Which is not suprising seeing as you just made judgement character NEET up to get replies.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.776062 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.776063 del
Stick to being a tranny or a russian pedophile you seem to be much better at that.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.776064 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.776065 del
Tiffo is probably a Jehovah's witness

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.776066 del
Please seek help

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.776067 del
Iga is obsessed with iga and trying to get people talking about iga yes.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.776068 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.776069 del
IGA never existed

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.776070 del
IGA is Nuro, this is why nanners is the best name for him.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.776071 del
Do you have to be white to be in the jehova's witnesses? Is that why Michael Jackson underwent a caucasioplasty?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.776072 del
The beast has three heads.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.776073 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.776074 del
They have a lot if ethnics, that's why Tiffin feels welcomed

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.776075 del
i bet it was the curly bitch hair.... lel

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.776076 del
Rapeable slave

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.776077 del
He is a very ethnical chap.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.776078 del
>not knowing about his deacon arc

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.776079 del
>herp nerp shlerp plerp

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.776080 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.776081 del
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I can see it now ...

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.776082 del
The police couldnt get enough evidence to make the charges stick

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.776083 del
Dude with the Nazi ring is gonna get laid big time at that party.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.776084 del
Nazis were a Jewish psyop

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.776085 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.776086 del
Good night chat 🥰

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.776087 del
I have been watching Mad Men again and I want to be Don Draper when I grow up.
He drinks like a fish,has sex with everybody, does whatever he wants and everybody likes him.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.776088 del
Nuro was so based he went to his own bar mitzvah dressed as hitler, and everyone there loved it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.776090 del
he is also imaginary

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.776091 del
I'm ok with being imaginary as long as I get the rest.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.776092 del
Too late for a coffee. Going to have a cup of tea.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.776093 del
Still shocked by just how bad nuro's tantrum was before.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.776094 del
I can't believe it's not butter!!!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.776095 del
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Listening to the mass effect soundtrack

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.776096 del
First good decision you've made in years.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.776097 del
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shocked because you are losing bitch ?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.776098 del
Nuro would have said loosing just stop it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.776099 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.776100 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rUR6tEsBO2o [Embed]
Weber and I should form a cover group of The Veronicas.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.776101 del
That's nice sweetie

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.776102 del
I can't be bothered with this anymore.
Kill yourslef iga there isn't a single person on the planet who wants you alive.
G'night NEETs.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.776103 del
Sleep loose

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.776104 del

Good night NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.776105 del
Even I impersonated nuro better back in the day

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.776106 del
The CHINK uni student has a WHITE gf. Meanwhile you sit in a public toilet popping PILLS.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.776107 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.776108 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uKqriTRYInY [Embed]

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.776109 del
I need to research dreams

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.776110 del
Feel tired. Going to go for a bit of a run. If not, a walk at least.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.776111 del
Would you like a complimentary cavity search?
You're not my dentist!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.776112 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.776113 del
We should cut all welfare for 12 months

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.776114 del
I'll research oneiromancy

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.776115 del
Penis is about 5"

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.776116 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.776117 del
That is okay NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.776118 del
Weber says it's not enough 😔

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.776119 del
Migoreng fry was taxing even at 50% power. Just onions, noodles, fresh salad, fried egg.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.776120 del
What troubles you small penis neet?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.776121 del
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Manged to have a diet day today, and hit all my exercise goals. Just need to keep doing it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.776122 del
Weber teaees my small penis 😞

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.776123 del
Psychiatry is a scam

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.776124 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.776125 del
Not him but ty

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.776126 del
not very sleepy, may have to get on the chamomile

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.776127 del
Forced myself to eat two BEAN curries

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.776128 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.776129 del
I have chaffing. Shouldn’t have waddled from Gouger St to Hindley St.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.776130 del
I believe you can, NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.776131 del
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I love you neets.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.776132 del
You should use an electric scooter to whizz around.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.776133 del
Good morning neet gentlemen and scholars all

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.776134 del
Keep waking up without the alarm.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.776135 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.776136 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.776137 del
I bet you don't do it this morning

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.776138 del
I'm sorry.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.776139 del
Why didn't the tyre place do it?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.776140 del
Good morning Weber

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.776141 del
Good mording.
I wish you would give everybody a good mording and not just me.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.776142 del
In the rain?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.776143 del
It's Black Friday today. Abbo Thanksgiving or something.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.776144 del
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Put on 2kg since I last weighed myself. Absolutely woe'd.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.776145 del
Spitting. I was in the car for the worst of it.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.776146 del
might buy some cannellini beans

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.776147 del
Have you had your morning poo?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.776148 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.776149 del
morning boss

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.776150 del
(You) are the only one that matters

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.776151 del
I'm stupid as shit and dumb as fuck

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.776152 del
So of above average intelligence?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.776153 del
Need to start getting ready. 15+hrs until I can come home, before doing similar tomorrow.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.776155 del
I have 20 minutes to finish my mondster, get dressed, and then drive to the city. I have to see 2 different businesses for 4 hours each, so no lunch break for me again.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.776156 del
You better get going.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.776157 del
Woe. Don't waddle around so far today.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.776158 del
I'm trying

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.776159 del
Good work neet.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.776160 del
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NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.776161 del
Sounds racist.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.776162 del
That costume was used at least a year ago. I'm guessing filmed then too.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.776163 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.776164 del
Hansum boy bootiful cock

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.776165 del
girlpenis best penis

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.776166 del
Who is the laziest cunt on ausneets? I thought it was me - I once tried to wash my car by squirting detergent on it before a rainstorm - but then I thought the really lazy cunts wouldn't even wash their cars. They probably haven't even learned to drive.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.776167 del
Might do nothing or near to nothing today.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.776168 del
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good plan

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.776169 del
Get up and go outside and have a nice walk in the sun and listen to the birds.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.776170 del
You too neet, go out and smell the flowers.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.776171 del
I wanna learn how to play the mass effect theme on piano

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.776172 del
Do you have a piano?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.776173 del
well no, but I have a keyboard

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.776174 del
I watered the lawn and I can hear the birds from inside.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.776176 del
I have to go out and wash those bins.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.776177 del
Pour some detergent in and let the sun heat it all up before you scrub.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.776178 del
Slept easily and properly. Guess you could say I'm officially off the big mong pill. Feels great.
Time to seize the day.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.776179 del
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>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum"

Tomorrow night on ausneets is They Live (1988) the story of an unemployed homeless guy who discovers his country has been infiltrated and taken over by an evil alien race who hate the locals and are ruining everything. Directed by John Carpenter and starring some scottish wrestler.

Then on Sunday, the murder mystery Knives Out (2019) - when a bestselling author is found mysteriously dead, Daniel Craig is brought in to investigate.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.776180 del
That's good news King.
Carpe Diem!

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.776181 del
>some scottish wrestler.
He was actually Canadian. His fake Scottish accent was awful.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.776182 del
>Knives Out
No thanks.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.776183 del
You're fucking kidding. How could a guy with a name like "Rowdy" Roddy Piper not be scottish? You'd think he'd qualify for citizenship just with that name.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.776184 del
They have taken out all of the service counters at my coles except for the two for the ciggie counter.
They hadn't been used in years but it's still a bad sign.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.776186 del
The name is fake too NEET.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.776187 del
>tfw no true scotsman

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.776188 del
4 microwaved butter and vegemite crumpets down the breakfast hatch.
The microwave is better for crumpets than the toaster.
You put the four crumpets down on a dinner plate then add a generous spreading of butter. Microwave for two minutes on high (no paper towel).
Butter will now be melted and crumpets moist and soft. Then you add your vegemite. The heat of the crumpets makes dabbing it on very easy.
Eat crumpets by tearing large pieces off. Do not forget to use crumpet pieces to soak up any excess melted butter on the plate.
Thank you.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.776189 del
Well bantered.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.776190 del
Anti-immigrant riots in Dublin happening.
The tide is turning.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.776191 del
You're welcome.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.776192 del
>The tide is turning.
The wounds are already fatal. Just the odd muscle twitches of the decaying corpse.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.776193 del
the ethnic irish have been getting ethnically cleansed from ireland for decades

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.776194 del

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.776195 del
Also, irish catholics aren't even white. White people don't riot.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.776196 del
>On Thursday, a man began stabbing children in the city center outside a school prompting five people to end up hospitalized.
>The stabbing led to riots all over Ireland, as it is believed that the man who stabbed the victims was an immigrant from Alegria.
In Australia nobody would riot and instead the news would be filled with shit about the evils of islamaphobia and racism and how diversity is our strength.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.776197 del
>White people don't riot
Good goy.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.776198 del
Sounds yum.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.776199 del
>Irish aren't white
Okay, Schlomo.

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.776200 del
So todays persona is pol?

NEET 11/23/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.776201 del

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.776202 del
accidentally crashed a service on a client's server

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.776203 del
Blame pajeet.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.776204 del
Well if he'd patched the server I wouldn't have been able to crash it.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.776205 del
looks like there is literally nothing normal to eat in the adelaide cbd
fucking gook dog food and wanker places only

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.776206 del
harry potter bar doesnt open until 5pm

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.776207 del
Pending a reference check, I will be starting a job on Monday after a year as a NEET.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.776208 del
Not him, but IRA/Sinn fein have made statements in the past that they do not consider themselves white.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.776209 del
Good on you, NEET.

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