Anti nuro/iga posters are gayer than them.

>>776301
I started doing that an hour ago.

>>776307
Stumers suicide pack when?

Might look at large freezers

>>776296
That doesn't sound pleasant.

>>776292
Nice try trole, nuro was having THANKSGIVING DINNER last night with his MOM & PA.

Back on the my 600 lb life.

Got stuck in the last thread.

>>776314
Very poorly impersonated. Nuro has the occasional slip-up with the Americanisms but you are over doing it by a long way.

I wonder how often firemen need to help execs to stand-up, get out of bed etc.

Nuro in the house.

Not sure what is going on but YEEEEEEEEERREEEEAHH

>>776320
Based.

>ten years since a girl smiled at him
No wonder nuro is suicidal.

>>776322
Hey there pal Nuro is widely respected in the girl community.

The woman on the episode I'm watching now (S7E11) has period blood all over the front of her trackies.

>>776322
A pact has no upper limits on member numbers, there is always room for more.

>>776320
Pixels look right. BASED.

I still like this photo.

>>776326
What is it currently at? Only two? I don't think tiffo is suicidal yet.

>>776328
From memory there was a Japanese guy with a broken Kawasaki living in the tent for months

It is sickening to see the way these people eat and live.
I think the show would be good inspiration for execs here.
#NeetThinspo

>>776328
That's a nice photo.

>>776311
Depends on the proctologist

Going to do the dishes.

>>776328
I wonder which NEET he morphed into.
Probably AbseilNEET.
Think he might be the morphine BO.
They never leave, just morph.
FIFO is cleanstove.

Nuro needs to change. The bits been done. IGA is working on his next character.

>>776338
>IGA is working on his next character.
He's been working on the musical for a long time and we are eagerly awaiting it.

>>776339
lol

>>776337
>FIFO is cleanstove.
Do you have proof of these outrageous accusations?

>>776339
I hope he doesn't overact.
I want the first scene to be in a pond with car tyres and floating plastic bags, fishing. A bucket hat and gumboots.

>>776341
My NEETlore is impeccable.

bootiful NEET lore

Seeing the girl sends my heart into a flutter.
I'm kind of angry with myself for putting this off for so long.

>>776346
Think with your dick around women.

>>776346
What is going on?

I did a gym

>>776349
Good neet.

>Your ip range has been banned from /agatha2/

What a bunch of beta simp sooks

>>776351
Did you call bonbi a fat whore again neet?

>>776299
You need one of them peep holes

I am home from the horrible city

Friday arvo sundowners.
Got the desire.

>>776351
Leave them alone.

My neighbour wasted no time coming over to collect his house keys and tell me about his external haemorrhoid.

>>776356
Go to Dans. Don't fight it. Year of acceptance.

>>776358
He was making a pass at you, neet.

>>776358
>his external haemorrhoid
Did you recommend chux?

>>776348
I got a gf and I'm more into her than she is into me.

>>776362
Don't bring it up.

>>776363
Okay.

>>776362
>I'm more into her than she is into me
It is likely your relationship will not survive this problem. Be prepared for it NEET and remember there are plenty more fish in the sea.

>>776328
>not a single blade of grass
No wonder the boongs need to gar dreamtime, what a horrible landscape to live in.

>>776369
The orange dirt and stark landscape has a certain beauty.

>>776343
(Your) NEETlore is FILLED with misinformation.

t. LoreNEET

>>776369
gte a bigger screen bitcxh

>>776357
Please stop

>>776358
>his external haemorrhoid
His neighbour?

>>776362
I bet you haven't even kissed her.

>>776374
kek

>>776355
Chafing status?

>>776377
I put on some Tradie Big Fella long leg trunks today, which seems to have stopped further damage.

>>776378
Positive news.

>>776378
>Big Fella
That's a fatphobic slur. These products should be removed from sale.

>>776381
Stop trying to make him a thing

I'm going to get that spin bike tomorrow. I've decided.

>>776387
Football head

>>776386
Good for you, NEET. Post a pic once it's all set up.

>>776386
Based.

>>776387
Megafauna

The worker taking my payment at the KFC drive-thru yesterday looked about eleven years old. He was being supervised by an older worker.
I bet heaps of the bogans coming through said something to him about it. Poor fella. I was too polite myself. He probably won't finish his training.

>>776391
That retarded wombat thing is smarter than that.

>>776393
And yet that ate all the retarded wombat things.

>>776394
I think most of the megafauna predated the boongs.

>>776395
>predated
as in lived before them
not hunted them predator style

>>776395
The appearance of the boongs and disappearance of the megafauna happened at the same time. It is obvious what happened (same thing happened in New Zealand).

But the university types won't admit this is what happened because it would damage the image of boongs as stewards of the land "muh sacred country". So they lie and obfuscate. "It might have been climate change" big LOL.

A Bronx Tale has gone in an interracial romance direction, and the chick isn't even good looking.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish it. Mouse cursor is hovering over the close tab.

The oldies over the street always take the taxi to the shopping centre at the busiest times.
Even I don't like going there when its busy, and I'm not two people with walking frames.
A lot of these oldies got so used to going shopping in the middle of the day they have never even considered going at a quieter time, though it would be better for all concerned.
You have the supermarket to your self almost in the first hour of opening and the hour before closing.

I don't get why aboriginals fucking 12 year old girls is such a problem that needs to be fixed. Can't we just let them practice their traditional culture in peace? God this country is so racist

Does applying for a job irl work?

They would be well off getting home delivery, but they probably can't use the internet because of boomer technology syndrome.

>>776401
Stick to the tennis too.

>>776402
If you are well qualified for the job then it might. If you have no relevant skills or experience then you will just waste their time.

>>776404
Evonne Goolagong, she was a good one.

>>776399
The film? Or have they made a series or something?

>>776407
Yes the film.

>>776406
Never really understood the literal worship a large chunk of Australia has for sports people.

>>776408
DeNiro is a nigger lover. He probably insisted on it.

>>776410
No it was based on a play by Chas Palmientiri I think.
It is not a great film.

>>776405
What if the job doesn't require skills or experience?

>>776411
>It is not a great film.
No, it's not one of the oft-cited films of the genre.
Other than the scene where the bikers get their shit wrecked, there isn't anything too memorable about it.

How many calories do you neets think a cup of tea with a tiny dash of milk is?

>>776414
full fat or skim milk?
30ml? (shotglass?)

>>776416
hilo milk

>>776418
you forgot the n
he's a nonce

Do any of you NEETs have experience with tooth whitening?
Does it work?

>>776420
it works, but apparently it comes at the expense of the enamel on your teeth

>>776421
the DIY kits that is

>>776421
That is a bad trade.
I was thinking of the ones you get done at the dentist.

>>776419
kek

>>776423
Dentists can do it properly with light and shit. THey can also repair enamel to a certain extent.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sZhp9FhmsHA [Embed]
Tiffo in the prison kitchen

>>776351
Stop posting pedo shit there then.

>>776400
They like the hustle

>>776426
Tiffin was consulted by the moofie producers about that scene

>>776428
The hustle and bustle of a vibrant multicultural outer suburb. The excitement of bad home criminality and dysfunction at the taxi rank.

>>776431
They might not have fantasies about how it could be and live in the moment, or come from worse.

>>776429
henlo dildo

>>776433
He should try iced tea

Have neets seen any comfy videos of the irish riots?

There is an ad for the BO position.

Going supermarket

- Mince
- Chicken
- Milk
- Fruit
Anything else?

>>776437
One Cherry Ripe please.

>>776437
That fuckin' kit-kat block!

>>776437
30kg of rat posion thanks

>>776436
No there isn't

It states sanity as a requirement for the job.

>>776436
On aus/pol/?

>>776440
>>776439
No processed foods. No sugar.

>>776435
If I didn't know better, I'd say the Australian press are deliberately not covering it or covering it as little as possible.

>>776438
Womboflix should show this

https://twitter.com/Scearpo/status/1727858743210033350

This describes my recent mood perfectly.

>>776445
Thanks NEET.

>>776448
You're so fucked that you've started using twitter?

>>776448
Thicc.

>>776451
It's actually good. Better than imageboards in the current year I'd say.
Associates more with blogs, long form 'content', feels like more of an oldschool forum than 4chan does. Also good to see live happenings.

>>776454
It really isn't, people who use twitter would be screaming on streetcorners if the internet didn't exist.

>>776449
>Also good to see live happenings.
Trust the plan.

>>776451
I agree with that neet. Twitter is better by a long way than any current year plus eight imageboard.

>>776457
Find a cheap whore over there.

>>776455
You could say that about any website.

>>776460
I do I think the entire internet has gone to shit I just particularly dislike twitter.

>>776461
An outdated view.

It is easier to avoid schizophrenics like nuro and iga on twitter.

>>776462
Excellent thanks for that, you should post it on twitter they like pretentious wankers.

>>776463
Twitter could be a good platform for micro-musicals.

>>776465
140 seconds of silence.

>>776445
I enjoyed that file name.

Chiko roll microwaved for 2 minutes with one layer of paper towel for tea.

>>776468
Does the paper towel taste good?

>>776469
Better than a chux!

>>776470
Weber marinates his.

Going to go see Dr Dan.

>>776471
Is this a main or supporting character?

>>776473
got one bottle of champagne left, pissed i didnt restock this afternoon when i had the chance

>>776472
He serves them in a chafing dish.

>>776474
does not matter eye gee gay will just impersonate it in a few posts

>>776473
get your medicine need
I need some myself

*neet

>>776477
It's important for the musical.

>>776475
>pissed
Pissed means drunk. Pissed off means angry.
FUCK OFF SEPPO.

>>776478
Vodka or beer?

>>776483
kek

>>776481
pissed is a prerogative you smoothe brain

Some horrendous posts from nuro yet again. Hopefully once it starts to sober up it goes back to thinking about suicide.

>>776482
been laying off the spirits lately and feeling much better for it

Double roll!

>>776486
go back to studying you unemployed fuck

>>776485
Fucking howling with laughter at this post. Lay off the speed, pillbrain.

>>776488
Double six means you create a persona that isn't a pedo
Triple six you create one people actually like

Baby it's a triple!

>>776489
>unemployed
Wow, what an insult. And I'm not Davo you mong.
I am unemployed and yet I sleep in a house - you sleep in a dunny! Woof!

maybe nuro hates impersonation because it can't tell if it made the post or not due to being PILLBRAINED

This season of the show is terrible they are just repeating the old lines but without any plot.
It's like watching the simpsons.

Maybe nuro could get FluteNOOT/Davo to design a contraption that would harvest methane as fuel for combustion so he would finally have some cooking facilities in the dunny to rival iga.
It would help nuro cut down on the fast food which is very important considering the state of his inflated latex hands.

If you want us to be the audience for your made up bullshit go outdoors and take photos.
Make a show of it, tell us about the concrete, do something interesting.

>>776495
Next they'll be pumping out more ads about DunnyWave and guided tours of Stumers.

>>776497
This. Dude is just a shitcunt.

>>776499
If I have to watch clowns I want a circus!

>>776495
What show?
I made some two minute noodles in the usual way before but afterwards I fried them in a pan with a dash of olive oil and a good chunk of butter and melted some cheese in there for folding in three eggs. It made a funny noodle omelette thing. An odd dish but absolutely delicious. Probably on account of all the salt and fat in it lol. Very tasty though, I have to say but it ought to remain an occasional neet treat.

I am pretty sure iga has been drinking all day....

>>776502
It inspires his writing

>>776502
What, really? Do you think monk be doing the same?!

>>776504
Monk is wagon rider now.

>>776504
I heard iga has been drinking Monks piss to recycle the alcohol he is flushing out.

>>776506
It will never cease.

No wonder he's smashed

>>776507
Economical.

>>776507
if only he could afford nice things, like nuro's piss

>>776512
Even the wealthy bossman NEETs can only dream of Nuros piss.

Is womboflix shut in support of the writers strike?

>>776516
It's normally only open on weekends and wednesday for tv streams

>>776516
writers strike is over u dum hole

>>776518
Then why isn't there a movie on?

When are we getting riots here neets? NNN has made me restless.

womboflix has only been operating for 18 months or so and some dumbos still dont understand the days of the week

>>776522
And some NEETs are so autistic and desperate to feel superior that they don't notice jokes

>>776522
All NEETs need undies with the days of the week to support them.

>>776524
I need heavy duty pants on sundays.

Is KFC open?

>>776524
we tried that - the neet council made the terrible mistake of getting the letter printed in brown and after a short time they were unreadable

>>776526
Depends on where you are.

>>776525
Chux padded.

>>776527
Many such cases.

>>776527
I just sniff them and wear the smelliest pair.

Treating myself. Celery and peanut butter.

>>776532
You've earned it NEET.

might pour a scotch when I put my jamies on
bill is back tomorrow

>>776482
beer if you want to chug it down easily
vodka if you don't want a hungover

>>776534
>bill is back tomorrow
What will he be doing?

>>776534
I wonder what misadventures he'll get up to

>>776536
Tomorrow we need to re-hang some of the ceiling in the master bedroom and finish patching the walls in there.
Contemplating hiring an undercut saw from Kennards and cutting the necessary gap between the skirting and floor for floating flooring on Sunday.

Webber why don't you just pay someone to do this and spend the week down the coast? It's too much mental stress for you

>>776539
Do not over exert yourself.

>>776539
>an undercut saw
Be careful of that NEET that lives down there.

>>776542
He should do it extra deep to hear him scream

>>776543
Then his house will be haunted by a stoned underfloor NEET ghost.

underfood NEET goad*

underfed NEET goat

Bought chicken thighs, bacon and lamb riblets. Thighs are in the oven coated simply with butter, brown sugar, dark soy and pinch of cayenne. A few clove sof Spanish garlic thrown in too.

FUCK SICKOS

>>776547
Yum. A good way to cook thighs in the oven like that is to thread them on bamboo skewers and cook them on a rack.

Another day, another bad home visit.
Cops, council people, paramedics, political retards, aboriginal anal, the whole deal.

>>776550
Did things get sorted in the end?

Lamb riblets and aboriginal anal

>>776534
BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!

>>776550
>aboriginal anal
More details needed.please

>>776550
Why would council people come to a domestic?

>>776558
Because

>>776558
To masturbate.

Happens every time out my way the old boongs down the road start screaming at each other and next thing you know half the local council is wanking in their front yard.

eating noodles and watching our girl

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this NEETs hole

>>776564
you gotta pay the troll toll to get in!

What's Weber doing?

>>776567
contemplatin

>>776569
Warfare at sea?

>>776569
About Bill?

Cooking fish

>>776569
About holidaying?

>>776574
King George whiting?

Hey IGA, have you ever actually watched a full KingCobraJFS stream?

>>776576
>King George
You're a bit ahead of yourself, mate.

>>776571
>>776572
>>776575
what whisky to have
decided to open the offerman edition Lagavulin
11yo charred oak cask
46% incahol

>>776580
It needs another year

>>776582
Old enough for Tiffin!

Not liking Her Majs new look, how am I supposed to wank to this?

>>776583
Stick to the tennis.

>>776584
this tosser literally travels with a toilet seat

>>776586
We all should.

>>776586
Filthy rep*blican

>>776580
Lagavulin goes down well but I am not a fan of the smell.

>>776586
and a teddy bear

>>776588
no whisky for you

I feel a warmth spreading.

>>776592
i peed on you

>>776592
Run to the toilet! You can still make it!

>>776592
Let it tingle. Let go.

Fish on Fridays

>>776596
Catholic dogs
Jump like frogs
For their fish
On Fridays
t. Motherbat

At the NEET Commune if one NEET pees his pants a special siren shall go off and we shall all pee our pants in solidarity so he does not feel bad.

>>776599
How's the banjo lessons going?

>>776600
We're not wearing pants at the commune

>>776600
This sort of thing (minus the alarm) has long been in place in Japan, where loss of face is a terrible thing.

>>776601
What lessons? Other than being subscribed to a few seppo YouTube banjo channels, there is nothing here.

i might make a book where the hero is a crack head

>>776601
Off limits.

>>776606
i know you are you said you are so what am i?

>>776605
Detergent Jones has been known to toot the glass barbie on occasion.

>>776608
Gay and unrealistic.

>>776609
Collard Green got him onto it

Thurman Merman.

wasting the police's time is based

Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo

Fucking nigger beats...

>>776611
fuck off iga

>>776605
Soon then the shadow man comes, probably while he's looking for the bushes for crumbs

Detergent Jones stared at the small bag of crystals.
He knew he could aquire them if he could only find a clue as to how ...
"Stop lookin' around the place Dert ya fuckin mong ya want the gear or not?" the large angry man said.
Detergent continued to stare around, somehow he would solve the case of the meth with no money, if he could only find that clue.

>>776621
kek. Well written.

>>776583
kek

Pippa is telling me to take heroin

>>776623
I like this pepe.

>>776628
Its an Apu.

>>776627
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZD7Yh4Kzag [Embed]
Watch this video and report back.

>>776629
They're all Pepes

Why did the original Pippa the Rippa go private?

>>776551
Nothing is ever sorted. All I can do is put everyone back in their corners, there's nowhere else for any of them to go.
>>776557
Primary mission was to get uniform out of there, secondary missions are pretty standard.
>ensure source of anal sex smell is not a child or an animal
>find someone who absconded from bail
>return a stolen car/dog
>deliver groceries to aunty
>put clothes in washing machine
>organise a skip
No matter why you're in the bad home area you may as well take out the bins and do all that shit to save the next bad home visitor doing it.

>>776630
Revolting

But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

the internet is a portal to hell

>>776634
We weren't talking about (You).

>>776637
stick to the tennis

Stick to the tennis is the worst meme yet. I actually miss brokestraightboys.com

>>776640
Is someone missing?!

>>776633
That wasn't a sexy story at all I want my money back.

It is getting really desperate for attention tonight.

>>776558
It's the bad home area, uniform doesn't like going by themselves so they go together in a big mob.
They're usually all there for different reasons but everything is inevitable convoluted.

One stolen car can cause a lot of trouble.

>>776644
Who?

Might hang the washing.

Lol

>>776645
Will the police arrive for saying nasty things on an imageboard?

Boughtsome bread and 6L of orange juice.

>>776640
They're all Pepes

Big rape.

>>776649
Depends how well you delete all the cp you watch, knowing you I'd say you're fucked.

>>776650
>6L of orange juice
Should have got pineapple.

Mammoth rape.

>>776655
Skyrim? I steal their cheese. What mod lets you rape them?

>>776657
Mammoth rape Mod on loverslab.

Which probably does exist

>>776653
>all the cp you watch
PROJECTION
Nuro is the one with the TOR browser on his desktop.
>knowing you
Who am I?
>you're fucked
FIREARMS OFFENCES
>>776654
It crossed my mind.

>>776642
That's independent development on behalf of Russian embassy in the UK.

>>776659
Stick to the tennis. Wipe your hard drives.

Set your toaster to 10 for cp

>>776661
You just had an episode.

>>776661
Stick to the tennis.

>>776657
There is undoubtedly a mod on loverslab that lets you rape mammoths, get raped by mammoths, get a mammoth pregnant etc.
They probably have pages and pages of arguments about whether or not a mammoth-humanoid rape bebby hybrid needs a black soul gem or a regular grand one.

>>776659
Kill yourself.

>>776662
proofs?

>>776661
You just went full retard dude never go full retard.

>>776668
You're in a particularly nasty mood tonight.

>>776665
I hope the season is nearly over. Maybe we can air NK reruns instead of endless NIGA drama

>>776667
It would definitely need a black soul gem.

>>776667
I had the dragon rape mod for a while it was quite funny to see a dragon swoop away from a fight to start raping a farmer or someone.

>>776672
They make too much money off the NIGA drama to end it so soon, it's basically the MCU of /ausneets/

>>776673
Mammoths only need a grand soul gem though.

>>776674
Kek, that does sound funny. I wonder if it would work with the Thomas the tank engine replacer mod.

>>776676
>MCU
Poorly made by pajeet?

>>776676
One day someone will notice they are reusing old golden girls scripts and sue them.

What kind of soul gem would Weber need?

>>776681
Big toll.

>>776681
lesser

Can we please hurry up and ban all three of the trio?

>>776683
poorly bantered

>>776684
>all three
Tiffin is a good NEET.

>>776681
Webby couldn't be soul trapped. The divines favour him.

>>776684
Want some fish fingers?

>>776684
One of us would have to take the BO role and deleteing all iga's shit has literally worn out seveal BO's.

>>776689
That's a lot of shit

>>776686
Yeah, he isn't a terrible poster most of the time but he will keep nuro around through their discord connection. This is what happened last time.

>>776690
It's a herculean fucking stable task.

>>776689
Stick to the creepshots.

>>776691
IGA actually honoured his ban unlike you, rockspider.

I'm not sure anyone knows who anyone is.

>>776697
>caafa07
Is this hexadecimal?

>>776696
Nuro and Tiffin exist but 90% of Nuro and Tiffin posts are iga.

>>776696
I think it's my turn to be 10K

>>776698
It's a gif

>>776699
This was always the excuse used by imissfather to justify nuro's bad posting and I don't believe it. Nuro's posts are too distinctive, there is a certain stink to them that none of the impersonators have ever quite been able to pull off.

might have another scotch

>>776702
that's a cope, he's easy to impersonate

>>776700
Then it is definitely my turn to be whore.

>>776695
You did not.

>>776702
Yes but you are literally the only peson who ever whines about the BO so I don't know why you are bothering to pretend.