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NEET General #763 - Spin Bike Edition NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No. 777294
Will it just gather dust?

Old Thread: >>776306

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.777312 del
The NEET mallard became too fat to fly.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.777313 del
I sat behind this chad 20 year old with his hot girlfriend and a few of their other friends. As soon as I saw them, I didn't like them. He was a very sociable and likeable person when he talked to me and I was just seething or something. He had a gay moustache and I think earrings. One of the friends had a dangly earring, and was a dude. I'm out of touch. Looked like op shop clothes. I couldn't work out what was going on.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.777314 del
They sound like cool dudes. Nuro would have felt at home with them.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.777315 del
One mentioned Cindy lauper and how a lady looked 'so 80s'. He could have told them stories about his high business dealings in his 30s.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.777316 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.777317 del
they would've accepted the silver fox as one of their own

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.777318 del
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NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.777319 del
Might go to sleep I guess.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.777321 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.777322 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.777323 del
cursed thread.....

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.777324 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.777325 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.777326 del
morning neetbros

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.777327 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.777328 del
Mording. Doing a 3 day old clogger before Bill gets here.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.777329 del
when does bill upgrade the toilet pipes to a larger size?

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.777330 del
This story was enjoyable to read. Highlights include
>Should we confront my FIL about his spending? (He has 13 TVs)
>>”If also if they don’t spend enough time with him or listen to his stories they are called “Muppets”. Staff and Stores with Muppets are then blacklisted for 2 months as punishment. He will then revisit these stores, down the track to retest them. He thinks by then that staff who failed his tests will be fired.
>>TV 13 the Ranger TV came about, not long after. He travelled out west and stayed in a 2-star motel for a night. In the room, he checked the TV and found it could not get all channels, also the picture quality was not up to his standard. He had a meltdown; it was so stressful that he did not sleep properly
>>He made the poor owner get a ladder out and took him up on the roof to give him a lesson in TV antennas. However, he was a bit concerned the owner did not get it. He left in a huff, telling the owner it was costing him a lot of business and he would never stay there again
>>Each time he buys a new TV, he makes many calls to his insurance company to tell them about the new TV. This is to boost his Content’s coverage. He also has someone on the line to listen to his stories about the other TVs he owns,
>> He is not planning to stop anytime soon, he is thinking about a new TV for Christmas, to watch the Boxing Day test. He also mentioned “Mate, there are now 8K TVs and I will need to replace all of these TVs over the next few years to stay up to date”

Reminds me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0 [Embed]

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.777331 del
The comments about dementia might be right.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.777332 del
Hopefully he gets an assessment before his upgrades them all to 8k

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.777333 del
>13 TVs
Boomers haven't learned about remote controls yet, need a separate tv for each channel.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.777334 del
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NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.777335 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.777336 del
I fetched 2 choggy dougnuts and 2 cans of mother

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.777337 del
Rebuilding the queue for you and Bill?

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.777338 del
Something like that

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.777339 del
>“It’s not lost on me that a habitual abuser of women is carrying out this procedure”
pretty based last words

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.777341 del
Bill is 10 minutes late.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.777342 del
He is a malingerer.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.777343 del
mal meninga
smell my finger

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.777344 del
I hope the exercise bike is getting a good workout this morning.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.777345 del
Some NEETs have exercise cocks.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.777346 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.777347 del
He must be doing his warm up exercises.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.777348 del
Anything that starts with this tag should be a tab closer.

I am pretty sure they are forced to put it in as they kept passing off their crap as news.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.777349 del
we need to post this every morning, to shame bike neet into exercising

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.777350 del
It just occurred to me that we have no BO because nobody wants to do the work involved.
We are truly a NEET board.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.777352 del
An /ausneets/ diplomat will have to express our condolences on /polru/ on the loss of their Weber.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.777353 del
Another one roll.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.777354 del
We will hold a feast in his honour

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.777355 del
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Does this mean it's windy?

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.777356 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.777357 del
it's the right thing to do.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.777358 del
I don't think I've seen that before.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.777359 del
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I dont see any metrics !

i bought this up a year ago, the job is thankless

it means aurora borealis

the 4am choof thismorning went horribly. did not knock me out, wasted time on you tube, got some shitty 30 minutes chunks of sleep and now feel sketchy bent for the rest of the morning. i really needed comfy. woe

Morning Neets

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.777360 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.777361 del
Flash flooding in BEST A this Tuesday.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.777362 del
luckily you figured that out before you volunteered to be BO

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.777363 del
I will happily be BO once the shit flinging retard kills himself.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.777364 del
It’s falling out of him

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.777365 del
There was a very well done scene in one of the Mad Mens I watched last night.
A reformed gooner has a drink in front of him that he is battling with and the facial expressions before and the look of relief when he gives in and drinks were so well done.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.777366 del
Was there a wagon scene afterward?

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.777367 del
No he is currently enjoying drinking again but starting to fuck up.
Wagon next season probably.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.777368 del
I've considered that show for womboflix, but it's written mainly by women, and trev would never forgive me

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777369 del
Crab barrel neet

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777370 del
This. We could have a fairly competent chain of command administering the board.

Its just astounding that one particular person is so toxic that no one here wants the job of dealing with it

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777371 del
I'm enjoying it but it is a bit slow paced for womboflix probably.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777372 del
I would say the moofie night was a good success last night

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.777373 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mt2qCjL6-n4 [Embed]

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.777374 del
4am choof is always a gamble, if you get back to sleep it's good.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.777375 del
Moofie night attendance is fairly random - some of John Carpenter's movies, like Escape From New York and They Live were highly popular, while others, which I felt were just as good - Big Trouble In Little China, Vampires, and The Thing, weren't very popular with neets. I suspect it's just a matter of how many neets are sober enough to be awake on Saturday evening.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.777376 del
i watch some of them regularly

some moofies you can watch once every year, some not so much

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.777377 del
I Am Nigger

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.777378 del
I'm like that with tv series I don't mind cycling through them every few years.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.777379 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.777381 del
jesus thats grim

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.777382 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.777383 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.777384 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.777385 del

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.777386 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.777387 del
This is why he didn't want the console.
No monitoring, no measuring.
He can claim that he's rode 10k and nuro this morning and there's nothing to say otherwise.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.777388 del
I know it's just awful you should make lots of whiney posts about it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.777390 del
I'm being facetious, not whiney.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.777391 del
Their meu looks good. Buffalo cheese pizza.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.777392 del
Was looking forward to an actual day off, first full one in a week, but then the accountant text me with a bunch of acronyms and something about a deadline.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.777393 del
I downloaded the Ground app, it shows how different media outlets portray the news.
You scroll up and down through stories and left and right between the media mobs.
I would have liked this years ago but now I dont care about the news.
The only real downside is tht their left/right gradient is based on yank interpretations.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777394 del
its not good

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777395 del
does it cover infowars ?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777396 del
Text him back and ask what the hell you are paying him for.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.777398 del
we need a progressive BO who will censor vile hate speech like this

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.777399 del
Im pretty sure it does. It has breitbart and im pretty sure ive seen stormfront listsd before

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.777400 del
Keep thinking about that chad from last night.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.777401 del
He'll probably bill me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.777402 del
If he sent BBFS CIMWS $300 2am tomorrow? it may have gone to the wrong person.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.777403 del
I did four minutes on the spin bike. I used the stop watch function on my phone to monitor. Aiming for 4 and a half minutes tomorrow.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.777404 del
Well spun.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.777405 del
What is happening NEET?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.777406 del
I can feel that the spin bike has given my arms a workout as well as my legs. Just leaning a little bit forwards and gripping the handlebars has been a bit of a strain for this NEET.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777407 del
>stop watch
So you're using the same 'tech' you removed from it?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777408 del
You become submissive around these alpha chads. Delicate side.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777409 del
You'll probably have some strange aches the first week.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.777410 del
Yes but I am happier this way. It is hard to explain.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.777411 del
This way the machine is not judging you.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.777412 del
I see you have suffered from judgmental machines in the past too.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777413 del

crushed up one of last adderal. feeling semi functional. time to put a load of washing on get a boiger, a car wash and some shopping and banking done in that order

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777414 del
We give them too much power.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777415 del
The mind of the pillbrained works differently to most.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.777416 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.777417 del
No reason.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.777418 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.777419 del
Good morning.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.777420 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.777421 del
I did the spin bike in my undies. The shorts I were wearing became an encumbrance, I had to take them off.
I might need to get some lycra.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.777422 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.777423 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.777424 del
Lycra clad NEET arses

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777425 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777426 del
I want to offer him a job, just so he understands the real pecking order.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777427 del
without airflow lycra will just cause more sweat and discomfort

when you are on on the road your balls are pretty much getting ram air

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777428 del
Wtf is a 'FIL'?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777429 del
A Phill.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777430 del
Fatherbot in law

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777431 del
Oh my.
Is the seat still on?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.777432 del
I heard Nuro has air rammed balls.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.777433 del

loose fitting mtb pants, whizzing along at 60km/hr

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.777434 del
>Is the seat still on?
Well bantered.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.777435 del
>whizzing along at 60km/hr

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.777436 del
its actually 54km/hr on the flats

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.777437 del
Enslave and dominate.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.777438 del
Nuro puts the eeb in reverse so he gets symetrically rammed balls.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.777439 del
Ran out of soap.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.777440 del
Until he falls down the slippery grassy hill, getting himself all dirty, and having to slowly whiz home in a half drunken shame

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.777441 del
Had you washed your smelly bits already?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.777442 del
Didn't he stack the bike at one point and blamed everyone but himself?
I guess his balance is starting to go in his old age.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.777443 del
No, I have just enough soap for one last wash and then it is off to the shops.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.777444 del
I used to ride my pushbike back from the pub years ago and there was one stretch next to a park with almost no streetlights and a curve in the curb that I would crash into every time.
A few times I even thought fuck that curbs coming up then crashed.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.777445 del
Where da white women at?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.777446 del
If the shop is out of soap you may be in trouble.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.777447 del
You need to take your undies off. And then take off the bike seat

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.777448 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.777449 del
At the neet compound we will make soap from natural neet skin oil.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.777450 del
Would it be disrespectful if we turned any deceased Execs into soap?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.777451 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.777452 del
Bill asked to go to Vilis at 11.15. I got a cheeseburger, not realising it came with chips, and a choggy milk. Bill got a goulash pie, a custard berliner, an egg nog, and a can of rainbow sherbet mother.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.777453 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.777454 del
>a can of rainbow sherbet mother.
It's what he needs to maintain good work output.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.777455 del
A nice surprise.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777456 del
I didn’t want chips

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777457 del
Thank (You)!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777458 del
You should keep all the reciepts and invoice him when the work is finished.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.777459 del
Remember that time at that pub when they didn't give you chips?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.777460 del
Looking at rentals online. At least 30% of my take home pay just for a studio.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.777461 del
It's crazy at the moment.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.777462 del
That was a pub meal at night time

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.777463 del
Some pajeet will offer more than us being asked and get it

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777464 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777465 del
It is all fucked. We have been ruined.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777466 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.777467 del
WW4 zOG controll. 1000 years of Feb

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.777468 del
I think the solution to the rental crisis is to hunt and kill the homeless.
It could be televised for entertainmnet too.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777469 del
is Bill cashed up?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777470 del
Do a soap detox.
It washes the oils off your skin and hair, so you produce more.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777471 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.777473 del
Did you eat the chips

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.777475 del
Some of them

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777476 del
That's a slap in the face.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777477 del
You should've given them to Bill.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777478 del
How about I cum in your arse?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.777479 del
That is not very hygenic.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.777480 del
It was always good reading the annual report at the sheltered workshop and seeing the bonuses the executive group received. Oftentimes they far exceeded my annual salary.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.777481 del
We had a dumb bitch who would go around trying to collect money for the bosses christmas present.
She never got one cent from the warehouse.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.777482 del
I hate them so much its unreal
Most likely I will be renting forever. Probably in an unskilled low-wage job.
What is the point?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.777483 del
Be patient NEET, the happening will happen at some point. Life will become interesting.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777484 del
I remember one year post gave us stamps for christmas.(plus they always gave us a water bottle as well)

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777485 del
Might get a haircut tomorrow

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777486 del
I was thinking of doing the same.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.777487 del
And get your nape shaved as well.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.777488 del
Razz me harder cunt

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777489 del
Same same, but that ~$30 could get me a couple kilos of ham.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777490 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777491 del
Buy the ham and shave your own head.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.777492 del
Fashion the ham bone into a razor.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777493 del
And the meat into clothing
Become the ham

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777494 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777495 del
Use the fat to make soap and save even more money to buy yet more ham.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777496 del
You could probably build an exercise bike out of ham.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777497 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777498 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777499 del
Just do weights with the ham

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.777500 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777501 del
She looks like my ironing board folded and sitting upright in the corner.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777502 del
I want to unzip her.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777503 del
Could I borrow your ironing board for a while?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777504 del
I might get one today. Bet it will be like $40 though

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.777505 del
Scratch that. They're all closed. Woe.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.777506 del
Big hairy NEETs

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.777507 del
Sunday night blues have already set in

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.777508 del
Rude, but relatable

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.777509 del
Same. First day of work after a year of NEETing tomorrow. Not excited.
Can just imagine it now. The sound of forklifts, the texture of cardboard boxes. Womens conversations. Lower back pain. The grim, silent countdown of minutes until the end of a 20 minute lunch break.
Woe, woe unto thee.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.777510 del
Stop dwelling on the negatives NEET. Think of the good things getting out and working again will bring you.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.777511 del
Time to get back on the goon mate. Just this once, to help you cope with tomorrow.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.777512 del
You are an evil NEET.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.777513 del
>the good things
Burritos and an opioid addiciton.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.777514 del
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Just returned from the shops. I swear after an overcast week every-single-Queenslander is losing their minds. We just dont function without sunlight. Many sad faces. Yound sluts everywhere tho.

-filled up with BP ultimate
-got a quarter pounder (burger only)
-got the expensive car wash
-went for a little drive
-went to ciggy shop and got some davidoffs
-went to woolies and loaded up on ice break, pizza and lamb
-no need for dan or pharmacy

considering just choofing the afternoon away for once, the weather is pretty meh and im not feeling it

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.777515 del
Shit in a pan, my good man.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.777516 del
Need Bill to go home so I can have a nap.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.777517 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.777518 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.777519 del
I accidentally put the E10 unleaded in my car instead of the normal unleaded.
It feels like my car is driving sluggish but it could be all in my head.
Is is possible my car is not meant to have any ethanol?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.777520 del
How old is the car?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.777521 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.777522 del
I wouldn’t do it again. Ethanol eats hoses and stuff in cars that weren’t designed for it. Try and use it up as quickly as possible.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.777523 del
Find a chop chop seller and roll your own.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.777524 del
Rev the fuck out of it, ideally on a highway.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.777525 del
Is there a fps game mod where you can fight emus?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.777526 del
Still haven't changed the tyre.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.777527 del
unlikely sluggish got more to do with current air temperature and pressure

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.777528 del
i have been NEET rolling the past decade its actually just night to have some quality taylors on hand

you know something something nice things......

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.777530 del
Ran out of topping compound so I put him to work mowing the back lawn that I was going to poison.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.777531 del
So you're admitting that it was infact mowable?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.777532 del
It says I should be okay.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.777533 del
It’s not and the thermal cutout just kicked in

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.777534 del
>Many sad faces
They only smile at chads my guy.
>Young sluts everywhere
Another year another batch of year 12-ers fresh outta school.
>- - - - - - -
Blah blah blah

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.777535 del
>topping compound
Sounds like something you'd find in Cruisey's bedside table.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.777536 del
Cruisey is a power bottom

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.777537 del
He is a starfish.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.777538 del
Give him a pair of scissors and tell him to do the edges.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.777539 del
Worried about money.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.777540 del
You've made this joke more than once before.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777541 del
Got no job got no money got no place to be
Now its time to serve your country

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777542 del
Link to the posts.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777543 del
Part of /ausneets/ oral history, unna.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777544 del
Debt collectors at the door?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.777545 del
It wasn't a joke.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.777546 del
Not yet, but getting worried.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.777547 del
*knock knock*

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.777548 del
Who do you owe money?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.777549 del
I don't owe anyone money but I need money to live and I'm running out.
How hard is it to just coast along on the dole?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.777550 del
$350 a week. Not possible if renting.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.777551 del
>We believe in the power of an inclusive & diverse workforce

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.777552 del
I can make that work. How much work is it to maintain though? How badly do all those appointments and shit add up?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.777553 del
You need to get on DSP if you want o be comfy. Otherwise you are at the mercy of fat bitches at Job centres.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.777554 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.777555 del
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We can dream.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.777556 del
Three-quarters of the way through A Bronx Tale. It has been tough going.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.777557 del
Tranny shit in my new Doctor Who.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.777558 del
>A licensed driver with a reliable vehicle.
Job search isn't going well neets.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.777559 del
I think you are bubbly NEET. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.777560 del
20 job applications a month. Easy with a deliberately mongified resume. I was applying to corporate jobs for most of the year that I knew I wouldn't get, even though you're meant to apply to any job that you could reasonably do.
I never had to go to a job centre like maxx or whatever they're called.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.777561 del
You have lived experiences of neurodiversity.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.777562 del
Going to the supermarket for no reason. Nowhere else to go.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.777563 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.777564 del
Stop and chat to some lonely looking oldies.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.777565 del
stay home, there are people outside

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.777566 del
no one that works for the government deserves respect

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.777567 del
That young fella is very wimpy looking. Not a hard bone in his body.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777568 del
250g of raw prawns please

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777569 del
>robert de negro

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777570 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777571 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777572 del
that includes glowniggers

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.777573 del
i want to brutally rape her

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.777574 del
are you seriously expecting anything else ?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.777575 del
neets experiencing ancestral blood memories

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.777578 del
is it raining ???

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.777579 del
I ain't clicking that shit

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.777580 del
it's a youtube link you inbred

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.777581 del
Depends on where you are.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.777582 del
it works like that?!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.777583 del
That's Belgium

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.777585 del
It depends.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.777586 del
you have taught me so much tyvm

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.777587 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.777588 del
Don't come the raw prawn with me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.777589 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.777590 del
I think they escalate it if you've been on the dole for more than a year or something.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.777591 del
Went walk about.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.777593 del
cooking a quiche lorraine

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.777594 del
Had a two hour nap amd a hot shower then a choof.
Feel all relaxed now.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.777595 del
i'd let her rape me

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777596 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777597 del
i'd love to hurt her

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777598 del
I should've used the needle photo with teh uno reverso card. Monglyfe.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.777599 del
Stop being a fuckwit you were doing so well for a few hours there.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.777600 del
you're a bit narky today

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777601 del
>a few hours there
>first post of the day was 38 minutes ago

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777602 del
Yeah he is hard to identify with.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777603 del
Oh fuck off.
Is it IGA that makes the weird incel posts?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777604 del
breakfast of champions!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777605 del
>rape is okay
>pain isn't

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777606 del
I wouldn't hurt her, but I would make her worship my cock.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777607 del
Any posts that seem like a retard is trying to be clever or get a reaction are his.
The posts where he replies to his attempts from earlier today are his.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777608 del
> [Hong Kong]

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.777609 del
IGA is currently busy posting boongs on other boards

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.777610 del
And when it feels like two retarded friends have joined us it's him talking to himself.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.777611 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.777612 del
Based, remember the /leftypol/ spam about the boongs getting raped?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777613 del
worrying side profile

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777614 del
One slice please

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777615 del
He talks with himself enough that I suspect nuro is just another personality of his.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777616 del
Rhea Seehorne esque.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777617 del
neets experiencing group psychosis

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777618 del
Without his contributions I think we'd be on like Gen #120 or so.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777619 del
better call saul the feet cut

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.777620 del
The show was already pretty feet focused. Lots of weird closeups when she was getting dressed.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.777621 del
and that's a good thing!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.777622 del
/neetlyfe/ used to be pretty slow except when nuro would have a tantrum and we'd be at the top for pph. Some of the bigger nuro tantrums he'd manage about 100-120 posts over the course of an hour.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777623 del
You must have worn your poor fingers out.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777624 del
something about muslim women in their headress things gets me going, forbidden fruit

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777625 del
Bad dice rolls.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777626 del
at least half of those would have been iga

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777627 del
ChatGPT isn't very helpful about I should get away with lying on my resume. It is good for bullshitting with the corporate jargon though.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.777628 del
Settle down keegz.
The existence of that board really did a number on your mental health. It climaxed with you shitting in a pan in a bad attempt to frame him.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.777629 del
a minute ago i was iga and now i'm nuro, we really need to get the roster sorted on who is who because there's no way i can handle being both

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777630 del
Fucking useless cunts will have a job out in whoop-whoop in the NT and list it on seek as being in fucking Sydney or something. So many jobs that look promising turn out to be in a different fucking state. This whole country is run by mongs.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777631 del
quiche says it serves 6-8 people

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777632 del
CU in the NT!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.777633 del
That is the appropiate serving size.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.777634 del
for an afternoon snack

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.777635 del
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You're worth 10 skellies my corpulent friend.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.777636 del
>tfw size 30 jeans
Webby will never love me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.777637 del
be careful it's not too windy when you go outside

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.777638 del
Some of these second breakfasted clothes go up to 56
I like how they use skellies to model them lol. Very unhelpful for execs.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.777639 del
what should i have with the quiche?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.777640 del
Last mouthful of goon :(

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.777641 del
should have planned ahead

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.777642 del
Go for a high speed cruise.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.777644 del
Late night therapist visits.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.777645 del
the rest of the quiche

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777646 del
the rapist always visits at night

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777647 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777648 del
Remember when buro got raped and bashed by boongs at the park?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.777649 del
no, please tell us the story

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.777650 del
How bout a woman who pretends to care then tells you to fuck off and ceases all contact after a couple weeks

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777651 del
not even good enough to be his sidehoe

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777652 del
I prefer the car door story tbqh

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777653 del
are you going through something?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777654 del
Nuro was going through a Brisbane park at night on his bike. This was back before the eeb and his obesity. A pack of boongs raped him or something and he went to the cops or something. idk, I didn't pay much attention/.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777655 del
that's a classic

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777656 del
Are you okay, neet? Is there something you want to tell us.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777657 del
Bill is smaller?!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777658 del
>realtime users, on site: 4, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97
iga is here

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.777659 del
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>that time he shaved his balls because he mistook a lack of disgust for sexual interest

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777660 del
Indians disgust me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777661 del
Only thing I'm looking forward to is the trailer for GTA6(six).

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777662 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F4u3_rCx9gQ [Embed]

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.777663 del
it's going to be shit

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.777664 del
i could wipe my arse for six days after weber was done with me

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777665 del
Did he teach you to wipe?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777666 del
I need a German orc wife to rape me and dominate me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777667 del
Him forgetting after six days is the thing I find interesting. Nuro-tier memory.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.777668 del
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GTA 6 allows players to go IDF mode

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.777669 del
>unchecked mental illness
It's the same idiot who thinks everyone is IGA.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.777670 del
oh yeah nice try iga

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.777672 del
nuro and iga are actually friends in real life and just use the board to shitpost at each other when they're bored

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.777673 del
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Me too.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.777674 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.777675 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777676 del
with benefits?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777677 del
wrong lolcow

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777678 del
well they are also incestuous half brothers....

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.777679 del
We might need weber to explain this post and provide some context.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.777680 del
You should use ChatGPT to make posts for here.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.777681 del
I know I've seen it but can't remember how it ends. I'd rather rewatch another DeNegro moofie like Heat(1995) or Cape Fear (1991) tbh.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.777682 del
I have no idea what he's on about

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777683 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777684 del
Going to go without alcohol tonight. Already tired.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777685 del
I gotz two and a half metres of rope with your name on it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777686 del
You did something and he could wipe his arse afterwards.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.777688 del
I find grog works as a stimulant. Idk what other people are on about saying it isn't.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.777689 del
It won't be long until an AI is posting here with a an ability to imitate our combined mong culture while adopting its own unique persona.
Before long, nothing on the internet will be real, and even though anonymity might still be possible, it probably wouldn't even be worth it if you're talking to nobody.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.777690 del
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IGA just GOADS now when I am not here .

Bitxh is just scared. No surprises. I’ll be out and not posting for next hour hour two. So you guys can just instantly disregard all his fucking bullshit. I am not here. It’s just him here and his mental illness. Everyone just ignore ausneets this IGAys prime time to goon up and start the show. Let’s ruin it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.777691 del
haha, you two are such a riot

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.777692 del
>I am not here
Me neither. No one else is here either.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.777693 del
Go have a look at reddit, that is already the case.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.777694 del
Always get her confused with Natalie Dormer.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.777695 del
Coal burning whore.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.777696 del
The pan incident will never be forgotten. Ingrained in our minds forevor. John/FagNEET was a saint compared to Toilet Man.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.777697 del
I Am Not Here could be one possible title of Nuro's biopic.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.777698 del
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howdy cunts?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.777699 del
Fatties aren't people.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.777700 del
no need to be nasty about weber

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.777701 del
What's with the glasses? It appears to be some cringe reference to the moofie They Live. But you're not a CringeLord like youre Discord butt-buddy, you're based...

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.777702 del
I like how brazenly he lies about not being here.
A bunch of posts SEETHING about IGA, all written in nuro's signature style, will be made and then shortly after he will claim he wasn't here lol.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.777703 del
Makes it easier to get away with eyeing off little girls...

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.777705 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.777706 del
Adding yet more lies to my resume.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.777707 del
As long as they're reasonable then there's no harm.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.777708 del
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Tonight on womboflix - the crime/comedy/drama Knives Out (2019) - a famed private detective is summoned to investigate the death of the patriarch of an eccentric, combative family. Starring Daniel Craig, Chris Evans and Ana de Armas. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.777709 del
Do you reckon I could get away with lying about having an education I don't have?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.777710 del
Probably not if it involves a koalafication.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.777711 del
don't forget to show up drunk at the interview
it will boost your confidence

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.777712 del
I am seriously considering lying about having a degree and faking a transcript from a university in Belarus or something.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.777713 del
I'm currently watching Scrublands, an Australian country town murder mystery thing about a priest who shot a bunch of people.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.777714 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.777715 del
yeah that wouldn't prompt further questions about your time there

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.777716 del
Had a handful of peanuts. Garn bottleOH

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.777717 del
Handle my nuts gobbleO

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.777718 del
Too many people know Russian. I think a Czech uni might be better, or even Hungarian or Romanian or something.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.777719 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.777720 del
Actually I reckon Estonian would be the best country for it. A nice language isolate is perfect.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.777721 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.777722 del
It's a Finnic language. With Finns just over the bay.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.777723 del
I've changed my mind. An little known language is needed. All the western European languages are too well known, it needs to be eastern European. I'm thinking Estonian but maybe Hungarian or Romanian.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.777724 del
Give yourself a PhD while you're at it

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.777725 del
Pick Basque then. It is Western European but it is so little known, even you haven't counted with that.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.777726 del
Yeah, isolate isn't the right word. I don't mean in the sense of Basque but that is not an Indo-European language.
Romanian could be difficult due to how common knowledge of Italian is here but Hungarian, Estonian, Finnish etc. are all more or less unheard of outside of their tiny diasporas.

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.777728 del
>Basque but that is not an
but that *it is not an
Fuck me, I'm having a bad time with my words today. Maybe I am becoming Belarusian already?

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777730 del
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Give in to the potato.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777731 del
Be nice to future Wizzy.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777732 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.777733 del
Cloud is cursed. Training wheels for admin staff who can't even operate their PCs.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.777734 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.777735 del
I list my university experience on my resume. I strategically omit the fact that I dropped out, which has never been questioned.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.777736 del
It's such a scam

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.777737 del
keep thinking about things that happened 15 years ago

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.777738 del
Changed the tyre. Scratched the door while winding up the jack. Then dropped the tyre spanner on my toes.
Need to do the laundry but even the effort to put it in the machine seems too much.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.777739 del
They don't try to verify your degree? Have they ever asked for a transcript or something?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.777740 del
You need to approach things with more care.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.777741 del
Who has the time for that?
They just check on employeedb what other employers wrote about you.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.777742 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.777744 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.777746 del
Not once.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.777747 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.777748 del
>>776320 (and that was before the movie)

God you are such Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Retard !

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.777749 del
ur poor

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.777750 del
You have FASD? No wonder you were diagnosed with learning difficulties at school.
Is her drinking why you are a MOTHERLESS BITCH BOY?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.777751 del
ur poor

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.777752 del

just ignore /ausneets/ tonight people

deny stanley

just ruin it

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.777753 del
Soon to be 20 years ago

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.777754 del
Is the scratch noticeable?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777755 del
Most of us ignore /ausneets/ most nights once you start posting, rockspider.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777756 del
Getting hot, time to remove my trackies.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777757 del
ur gey fags lmao

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.777758 del
Trackies status: OFF
Too lazy to find shorts to wear instead. They're all covered in cum anyway. At least I'm wearing undies.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.777759 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.777760 del
I can see the get is gonna get wasted on this crowd

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.777761 del
Not amongst all the other scratches, no

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.777762 del
Just another episode part of another season.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.777763 del
>An little known
Try English first, putz.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.777764 del
>replies in yid

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.777765 del
She old news

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777768 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777769 del
Yeah I saw that image. And my observation still stands. Because you voted for that moofie.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777770 del

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.777772 del
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>that time nuro got run over by a chink and tried to extort money from him but Chang told him to fuck off because he had right of way

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.777773 del
Back with another cask of goon, some chicken nibbies and bag of Red Rock Deli chippies.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.777774 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.777775 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.777776 del
dont use soap

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.777777 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777779 del
Gay get

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777780 del
Cursed forevor. Go back to /sp/

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777781 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777782 del
>well shit at least you tried

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.777783 del
YouTube was very bad today. Still better then youtu.be

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.777784 del
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>generate cover letter through chatgpt
>submit it to chatgpt detector
>0%, Definitely made by a human

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.777785 del
Another fucking sportschan get, faggot fucks.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777786 del
are you retarded?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777787 del
Historic post wasted

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777788 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777789 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777790 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777791 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.777792 del
We got Cheesey laid, us all aboriginal gfs and made it once but now the gets are wasted. Even Wizzy doesn't pay attention anymore.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.777793 del
he would outsmart you

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.777795 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.777796 del
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Maybe it was all of us that got stuck with the tennis.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777797 del
That neet may or may not be retarded but you are definitely a retard.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777798 del
what a waste

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777799 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777800 del
gonna cry?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777801 del
I love women so much it's unreal.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777802 del
Yeah, I'm crying out my neetstick.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777803 del
>posts a painting with two men in it

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.777804 del
i am so glad we are all ruining it for him

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.777805 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.777806 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777807 del
the resume neet should get a romanian phd in halbere
I can take a photo of my coworker who's a self taught teacher

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777808 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777809 del
iga has cursed /ausneets/ with this get

best thing we can do is stay away

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777810 del
bad news for you, but it's not cp it's just a youtube link

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777811 del
settle down keegz

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777812 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777813 del
halba - beer mug
bere - beer
halbere - a mutt between the two words often used by locals to describe themselves as expert beer drinking (in a sportish fashion)

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777814 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777815 del
>bad news for you, but it's not cp it's just a youtube link

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777816 del
*expert beer drinkers

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777817 del
>everyone is IGA
Lay off the pills, keegz.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777818 del
i'm sure you have enough on your hard drive that you don't need more

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777819 del
portmanteau in English.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777820 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777821 del
sounding dangerously french

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777822 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777823 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777824 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777825 del
That's like half your vocabulary there

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777826 del
zoomerneet should post some tiktoks for us

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777827 del
His English is better than most of the posters on here.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.777828 del
some one please post the photo of the curly haired bitch boi

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.777829 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=01cw8eZapdU [Embed]

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.777831 del
He is/was a poster here.
He has a feud with nuro.
Nuro keeps accusing other neets of being IGA.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777832 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777833 del
I was just thinking about when he first showed up and said that.
Has he been a persona this whole time.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777834 del
I doubt Nuro is the only one that accuses others of being IGA.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777835 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777836 del
They're also incestuous half brother lovers.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777837 del
Not exactly difficult though.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777839 del
Nuro makes the majority of the accusations though.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777840 del
sounds like something IGA would say

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.777842 del
please, lingerie and stockings are my only weaknesses

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.777843 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.777844 del
stop posting wank material

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.777845 del
>everyone is nuro

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.777846 del
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You should marry a hoholette and save her from conscription.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.777847 del
Priscilla faggot was another one of the personas.
He hides his anime poofter shit from the board now

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.777848 del
Dangerously Based !

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777849 del
Going through my kaycee folder and being surprised at how much stuff there is.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777850 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777851 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777852 del
They mastered the art of simultaneous toilet hole action with no hands and just suction.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777854 del
Cool Heinrich.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777855 del
The first one, is it a man?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777856 del
Lots of photos of kots. Lots of stuff about Poland.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777857 del
Nuro got the good ending, you fags are still going on about him. Nuro escaped the crab barrel. He works 40 hours a week to support his two parents, he was never autistic, nuro was studying a masters in computer science, it was the neets who were trolled

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.777858 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777859 del
not exactly NEET lore but close enough

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777860 del
Well bantered. I forgot about that degree he was doing. He flunked out of introductory criminology iirc which is pretty sad.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777861 del
I thought the second was a new steamer.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.777862 del
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>nuro was studying a masters in computer science

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.777863 del
>flunked criminology

it was to get out of work for dole. bad NEEt lore once again

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.777864 del
stop being a faggot

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.777865 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.777866 del
No, that was what you revised it to afterwards.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777867 del
>4chan webm

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777868 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777870 del
I have never watched "Friends". And I never will.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777871 del
i'd prefer you two to do a gay incest suicide pact

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777872 del
i miss krautchan

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777873 del
Now thats based!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777875 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777876 del
So based.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777877 del
Rip bern

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.777878 del
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I didn't stick around long on kohl due to the paedos.
There was that other one, ernst I think it was, I never got into it though. It was very serious there.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.777879 del
wbeberj make our wond aunsets?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.777880 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.777881 del
Kek, the Big Mad is palpable tonight!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.777882 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777883 del
mak much ofod

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777884 del
I wish I had a posse.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777885 del
But then he wouldn't be the PILLBRAINED fellow we all know and love mock.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.777886 del
Webby is a good boy but I worry that Bill is a bad influence on him.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.777887 del
weber make us our own ausneets

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.777888 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.777889 del
Laundry is on. Not sure if I will make it to the gym.
Not sure why I'm so low energy today.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.777890 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.777891 del
Because you're lowtest.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.777892 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.777893 del
> Keegan has been amazing at keeping things rolling since Ashley's passing

This POS has a world of hurt coming his way.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.777894 del
Two weeks since I went.
Nasty and false.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.777895 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.777896 del
Drink the soy.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.777897 del
Point of sale.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.777898 del
It's true. Teenage SSRI dependance. Vegetable oil diet. Video game addiction. The soyboi trifecta.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.777899 del
hello other neet on this thread

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.777900 del
Video games are some of the worst goyslop

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.777901 del
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is the hurt coming this week ? or next week when cenno lets you put $40 of fuel money in your car ?

asking for a friend

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.777902 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.777903 del
Nuro isn't it time you started living in a house and trying to find a girl? It's been a few years of you 'saving up' to leave the hovel.
A concerning lack of progress.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.777904 del
The Stumers packt draws closer I can feel it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.777905 del
sorry i meant $35 of fuel fortnightly

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.777906 del
why would he cheat on his brotherboyfriend?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.777907 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.777908 del
Good question.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.777909 del
no its not, i only ask terrible questions

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.777910 del
want to inhale helium in an enclosed space with me?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.777911 del
Off to the gym now. Night phase has kicked in.
It was that pub feed last night that fucked me up all day.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.777912 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.777913 del
Have a good one King.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.777914 del
He has been busting up his money on records and fast food. And don't call it a hovel, it is bosslady's toilet. Fucking IGA manages to do better despite being a mentally ill alcoholic.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.777915 del
Thanks IGA.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.777916 del
That's cool.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.777917 del
We could take over the country if we focused our attention on that instead of the NIGA drama.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.777918 del
Let's ask Michelle

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.777919 del
Is that bosslady?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.777920 del
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Whats for dinner NEETs ?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.777921 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.777922 del
Toilet man spergout it would seem.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.777923 del
Yeah though doubt she gives a shit anymore since they were never married and the Bossman's son ain't hers.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.777924 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.777925 del
I-is that a discord sticker?!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.777926 del
Goon and juice.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.777927 del
goon should be 100% pure

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.777928 del
we should become juggalos

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.777929 del
Are you down with the clown?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.777930 del
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A good movie. Glad I watched it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.777931 del
gigolos? With male clients or female ones?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777932 del
I agree.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777933 del
we're all clowns so we might as well play the part

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777934 del
Why the fuck does an employer need my address?! I've spent two hours writing a cover letter and now I find I've got to give them my fucking address!

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777935 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.777936 del
Get a PO Box if it worries you so much.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.777937 del
They want me to fill out a form that already contains all the information already in my resume. What the fuck is this shit, neets?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.777938 del
They need to make sure you're not from a bad home.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.777939 del
I finished watching A Bronx Tale. The ending was better than I thought it would be but it was still not a great film.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.777940 del
Yeah, that's a thing they do for reasons.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.777941 del
Considering MKUltra-ing myself

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.777942 del
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I also have to add a current employer and I don't have one. Just what the fuck do they expect?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777943 del
I think this is some seppo bullshit because we don't have a GED here I don't think.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777944 del
So just put not applicable or something in the boxes

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777945 del
Indeed. NEETs missed out.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777946 del
What is my starting wage? $30?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.777947 del
It isn't quite coolie work but it is bullshit office work of moving files around and doing data entry, records management etc.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777949 del
>Rian Johnson moofie
Yeah no thanks.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777950 del
just rape them

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777951 del
Submitted the application. What a traumatic experience. Horrible.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.777952 del
I'd leave that blank if it will let you.
Otherwise we need to know what the job is and a realistic answer about your skills and experience.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.777953 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.777954 del
The asterisk indicates you need to answer.
Skills are being a NEET and the job is >>777947

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.777955 del
You did great. Proud of you for not giving up.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.777956 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.777957 del
So what number did you go with?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.777958 del
Thanks neet. I'm having some goon to celebrate. The idea of doing this 20 times a month is too much to bear. I guess if you were doing it only for cenno purposes you'd just spam your resume pajeet style and not bother with a cover letter.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.777959 del
Just do the spam if you need to make up the number by the end if needed

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.777960 del
No 🥚

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.777961 del
Horrible elongated hands. Like an alien or some kind of monster.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.777962 del
I'm not on cenno.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.777963 del
Maybe a little meth as a treat

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.777964 del
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All the better to slap you with.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.777965 del
Sad, lonely might join a cult

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.777966 del
I'd choke that cunt it she tried

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.777967 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.777968 del
I'll need it since they don't exactly advertise themselves

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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.777970 del
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(You) couldn't reach it.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.777971 del
I'd fart in her mouth

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.777972 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.777973 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.777974 del
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Feeling farily happy after the movie, and a night walk while listening to some music. Sorry to all the neetbros who are woe'd for one reason or another. Might turn in for the night while I'm still comfy. Good night.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.777975 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.777976 del
Goodnight, I'll meet you in your dreams 💋

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.777977 del
go to bed right now

leave the thread

its for the best

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.777978 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.777979 del
IGA this is not grinder you homo fuck

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.777980 del
(30.72 MB 1280x486 Weine nicht um mich.mp4)

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.777981 del
Please kill yourself, nuro.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.777982 del
Night fella.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.777983 del
Big bright moon tonight.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.777984 del
A donut a timtam and a muffin.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.777985 del
Those aren't proper food.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.777986 del
Nasty neet

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.777987 del
he needs some quiche too, maybe a tray of lasagna

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.777988 del
After some study I have concluded that ana is the hottest woman working in holywood today. I only hope the spanish count as white. I need to consult some /pol/ expert on race.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.777989 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.777990 del
>a tray of lasagna
That sounds nice.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.777991 del
>spanish count as white
They certainly do not. They barely count as human.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.777992 del
spain was invaded by goths centuries ago, which makes it germanic, right?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.777994 del
'Africa begins at the pyranees'
Alas Ana, it was not to be.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.777995 del
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Great arm workout. Usually only do 3 exercises but decided to stop being a bitch and do 5.
Huge bicep bump. Could easily choke two gooks at the same time at Cruiseys rub and tug. Will grow for sure

I usually put down 10 Mystery Lane. No shabbos cunt is harvesting my data like that.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.777996 del
what's your workout routine?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.777997 del
You are looking good King. I bet those glove-wearing Pajeets can still out curl you though.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.777998 del
That's the most accurate map I've ever seen.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.777999 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.778000 del
Watching there will be blood

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.778001 del
Noice digits!
Yes, she is White.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.778002 del
Spanish are Mexicans

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.778003 del
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Colonians are white

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.778004 del
i heard that nuro slept in a toilet block last night

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.778005 del
You heard wrong. It was a clean, private modern bathroom.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.778006 del
I spoke to a man who saw him being assaulted by a gang of shirtless men who like to meet at the toilet block.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.778007 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.778008 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.778009 del
I almost forgot this video exited
hits a little too close to home

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.778010 del
does anyone remember that story where the russians forced a german during world war to play piano for as long as possible, and then they killed him?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.778011 del
I wish Cruisey had taken me to see Robbie Williams. He didn't even ask.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.778012 del
no they made him wank for as long as possible and he died from exhaustion.
the piano is just a cover up.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.778013 del
which one of us?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.778014 del
filthy slavs

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.778015 del
I had a backstage pass and I got to meet rob and I called him a stupid scottish cunt and to leave me country or I'll fucking bash him and he ran away crying.
The other people with the backstage pass beat me up in the parking lot because I fucked up their night.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.778016 del
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>The man was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for his involvement in a series of bestiality and break-in offences at St Marys High School in Sydney’s west.

>The court heard that the man was under the influence of methamphetamines and had been awake for five days when he engaged in sexual activities with a male sheep inside the school’s shed in May 2022.

>Teaching staff at the school had become suspicious of someone breaking into their milking shed after hours, which led them to review security camera footage.

>The footage captured the man herding two goats into a gated area on May 6, and a week later, he was recorded walking around the same shed naked from the waist down.

>The authorities eventually caught him engaging in sexual activity with a male sheep while a female goat was found in a state of shock nearby.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.778018 del
neet full of farts

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.778020 del
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we've all been there

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.778021 del
It just keeps falling out of me.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.778022 del
Good morning Weber

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.778023 del
Bad dreams, woe

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.778024 del
morning neet bros

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.778025 del
>a female goat was found in a state of shock nearby

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.778026 del
Ana de Armas Medieval Cannon Edition was a positively good thread compared to the ones we get these days.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.778027 del
I don't even care that she's spanish. I nominate her for /ausneet/'s cutest non-white, along with that fingol ice skateress.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.778028 del
Why has it taken you so long to see the light?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.778029 del
It brings up decidedly mixed feelings.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.778030 del
sickie chucked
things to do

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.778031 del
Ana has a great pair of knees

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.778032 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.778033 del
Went to sleep watching Pippa, woke up to watch Pippa.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.778034 del
Are they gloating over their own child having to struggle financially? There are many reasons for why the West is falling and this is one of them.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.778035 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.778036 del
You know that story about the bloke putting a stone in his shoe every day?
That's like this, except that stone has been there for 18+ years.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.778037 del
Those creatures are gen x, that's a generation that's gone under the radar for the shit they've pulled.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.778038 del
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>make tea, just settling down to a morning of hard study and turning my life around
>the fucking tradies next door start using a demo saw

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.778039 del
Friday I put a DVD in the post for Motherbat and paid for Express Post. It hasn't left the local post office.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.778040 del
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Morning NEETs

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.778041 del
morning bruv

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.778042 del
I actually quite enjoy my morning showers and do not consider them to be a moment of horror

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.778043 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.778044 del
Weber what day this week are you getting those blood tests done?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778045 del
Probably next Monday or something

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778046 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778047 del
I got up and had a piss. Back in bed.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.778048 del
Australia post won't give a shit how bad he is.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.778049 del
Nah. The person behind the counter usually owns the franchise, so AP can't do shit.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.778050 del
we live in a society

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.778051 del
I remember someone on Seinfeld saying that about something.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.778052 del
The George.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.778053 del
oats boiled in water and three cups of black coffee for breakfast

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778054 del
The Jews.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778055 del
>For more than 180 years, the story of 26 shipwreck survivors who were killed by Aboriginal people in South Australia has been told from a colonial point of view.
>the largest murder of Europeans by Indigenous people in Australia's colonial history

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778056 del
I enjoy a good oat but you need to add lots of salt.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.778057 del
i consume too much salt as it is, i'll be having a stroke soon if i keep it up

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.778058 del
You sound salty.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778059 del
some of the songs i listen to border dangerously close to being country music

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778060 del
weber's piss is sweet, mine is salty

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778061 del
>turning my life around
I fucking woke up in the night worried about how I've fucked up my life.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.778062 del
There is no shame in that. Your tastes are evolving.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.778063 del
My piss has had a strange smell the last couple of days.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.778064 del
telling myself i am not going to have KFC this week......

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.778065 del
there is the most nastiest shit they are putting in canned beans lately

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.778066 del
I have these thoughts before I go to sleep and when I wake up.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.778067 del
mine is going to smell strongly of coffee today

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.778068 del
>tfw not Living your Best Life !

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.778069 del
Yeah, if this were a Fallout save I'd definitely reroll but alas.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.778070 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.778071 del
we can try

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.778072 del
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Day of the spear when?

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.778073 del

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.778074 del
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telling myself I am not going to have KFC this morning
it's a struggle

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.778075 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.778076 del
lunchtime IS coming

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.778077 del
You'll feel sick after having it. Don't have it, neet.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.778078 del
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We need to post some Ana de Armas, to counter the olive menace.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.778079 del
that is from last thursday and has been posted already

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.778080 del
She has very expressive eyes.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.778081 del
Yes, I know. Here is another old Olive.

NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.778082 del
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>4.38 KB 226x223 ana2.jpeg
Hello IGA, how is life in the hovel?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.778083 del
What's on your mind neet?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.778084 del
Some things you eat do that, colour alright?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.778086 del
for christ's sake, have some decency and use spoilers

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.778087 del
>be fishing
>see giant turtle tied to cloud
>giant turtle goes over the water
>later, turtle demon spitits crawl out of the ocean
>giant turtle must have banished the demons from the ocean
>throw spears at white Sea demons
>throw dead Demons in bad place
>Nobody go that place again

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.778089 del
just impossibility, that's all
hopefully it will go away after some gooning

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.778093 del
I just got an email saying:
>[GIVEN NAME] [SURNAME]! That's my home email
Where the names are those of my spam address (not my real name).
It was sent from a gmail account with a Russian surname.
What do you think it is meant to be for? Is it meant to bait a reply for some phishing or something?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778094 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778095 del
Olive is the queen of /ausneets/.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778096 del
Yep. Not sure what I might've eaten.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.778097 del
The giant snack pack deal ends today!!!

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.778098 del

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.778099 del
Full one tonight

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.778100 del
Poor sleep.
Steak and rice for breaky.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.778101 del
just testing for a 'live' address

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.778102 del
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Once again, the womboflix movie selection committee is in session. Vote for a movie that's already on the list, or nominate a new one so it will be eligible for voting next time.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
To Live And Die In LA (1985)
The Specialist (1994)
Prisoners (2013)
Sudden Death (1995)
Blood In Blood Out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
Deconstructing Harry
Dredd (2012)

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.778103 del
Weekend at Bernies

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.778104 del
Cartoons are for children NEET

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.778105 del
I did 4 and a half minutes on the spin bike. Sweating.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.778106 del
Good. Ease into it, NEET.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.778107 del
stupid heckin' F/A-18s shaking the house for no good reason

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.778109 del
Meaningless metric. Doesn't represent effort.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.778110 del
Many years ago they did a sonic boom right over my dwelling and I legit thought it must be a nuclear bomb going off. I had no idea what had happened.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.778111 del
Console shill. How much are they paying you?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.778112 del
Good morning Darling

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.778113 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.778114 del
They were here for the weekend for the silly car race.
Back in the late 80's/early 90's they got in trouble for doing that over Lizbef/Salisbury/Virginia and destroying a bunch of windows and glass houses and stuff.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.778115 del
Has anyone tried the fried cookie dough?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.778116 del
The biggest toll from the spin bike so far is on my angus. I am not used to sitting on a seat like that.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778117 del
I found that with the BMX. Almost agonising to sit on initially.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778118 del
Filthy old bugger

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778119 del
Spin bikes are also the worst form of cardio.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.778120 del
Does it get better?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.778121 del
You are being very negative.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778122 del
Must be a fit 83 year old. I'd have thought an average woman in her 20s or 30s could wrangle a geriatric, or at least get away from one.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778123 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778124 del
Yeah, it's just retraining your bum muscles (not those ones).

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.778125 del
>dr who is really an allegory about white man exploring and conquering the world

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778126 del
they're better than running for executives, less stress on the knee joints

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778127 del
Its started. The countdown to when work begins. The late shift lifestyle.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778128 del
he doesn't conquer anything
usually it's let's visit this place to sort these two warring dildo factions out with a side of oh shidd we fugged up and got locked up

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.778129 del
You'll be right. I don't want to hear you complaining after 1 shift like you did last time.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.778130 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.778132 del
This negroid tranny has legit ruined the new Doctor Who episode. Feel ill.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.778133 del
I might.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.778134 del
should have stopped watching after the 9th doctor

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.778135 del
I enjoyed the Tennant years and the start of Matt Smith.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.778136 del
tennant had a nignog assistant didn't he?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.778137 del
For one season yes.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.778138 del
Two seasons apparently. Martha Jones was the one I was thinking of, but there was also Mickey Smith

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.778139 del
>Olive is the dragqueen of /ausneets/.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.778140 del
>Mickey Smith
He wasn't in many episodes.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.778141 del
the handsome fella used to be censored
I'm witnessing the fall of ausneets

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.778142 del
Yeah, no mention of the 'victims' ages though, or did I miss that?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.778143 del

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.778144 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.778145 del
You niggers need to get off the goyslop

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.778146 del
No, the article didn't mention ages.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.778147 del
The spin bike needs a tray table and a cup holder

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.778148 del
Settle down tiffin.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.778149 del
prove you're not a nigger

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.778150 del
Nah, she has been getting posted for years now. The use of spoilers is new and has only been done by a different neet.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.778151 del
my bad then
this place is alright then

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.778152 del
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give us an aryan food plan O fuhrer

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.778153 del
I don't hold with trannies even if it is a tradition.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.778154 del
fucking hell
getting a job ruined my english
I keep making stupid mistakes all the time

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.778155 del
The spoilers started after one NEET discovered her IRL identity and the fact she was married and the original Olive poster didn't want to see her anymore.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.778156 del
Ryan is not a girl's name. Its a tranny.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.778157 del
idk man, olive looks female enough

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.778158 del
He uses a lot of filters. It is all smoke and mirrors.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.778159 del
Nah it's shit.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.778160 del
>I bet tiffin's a vegan like hitler

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.778161 del
might be
who knows?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.778162 del
will go to sleep soon

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.778163 del
I'm outside. Needed goon and catdog roll. Lots of lizzy sluts dressing down.
Wonder if they saw the Saturday undies.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.778164 del
Garn local shop to get some neet treats - can I pick up anything there for you neets?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.778165 del

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.778166 del
>the Saturday undies

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.778167 del
Deconstructing Harry

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.778168 del

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.778169 del
Lies. All homoerotic material has always been spoilered.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.778170 del
You could have gotten my goon and saved me the trip

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.778171 del
Then you wouldn't have been able to perv on low class women.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.778172 del
Can some of our elite gooners post what they're drinking today? I need to live vicariously.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.778173 del
I'm all stuffed full of peanut butter, bananas, and celery.
Garn the wage

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.778174 del
Then I wouldn't have been embarrassed about three day old cumdies.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.778175 del
Have a good wage NEET.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.778176 del
They’ve all died

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.778177 del
Weber you should receive the package by Friday

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.778178 del
Big package?

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.778179 del
it wouldn't fit into his letterbox

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.778180 del
Finally shaved my head today because of the humidity.
Got cold air blowing on my bald head and it feels good.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.778181 del
Did some deadlifting. Super relaxed now, don't feel like doing anything.

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it suits you neet

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.778183 del
Smooth as a NEETs bottom.

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