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NEET General #763 - Spin Bike Edition NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No. 777294
Will it just gather dust?

Old Thread: >>776306


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.777312 del
The NEET mallard became too fat to fly.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.777313 del
I sat behind this chad 20 year old with his hot girlfriend and a few of their other friends. As soon as I saw them, I didn't like them. He was a very sociable and likeable person when he talked to me and I was just seething or something. He had a gay moustache and I think earrings. One of the friends had a dangly earring, and was a dude. I'm out of touch. Looked like op shop clothes. I couldn't work out what was going on.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.777314 del
>>777313
They sound like cool dudes. Nuro would have felt at home with them.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.777315 del
>>777314
One mentioned Cindy lauper and how a lady looked 'so 80s'. He could have told them stories about his high business dealings in his 30s.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.777316 del
>>777294
Probably


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.777317 del
>>777314
they would've accepted the silver fox as one of their own


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.777318 del
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POSSUM ONCE TOLD ME
THAT IF I DID BETTER
HE SAID HE WOULD BUY ME
A FANCY NEW SWEATER


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.777319 del
Might go to sleep I guess.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.777321 del


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.777322 del
>>777319
Sleep tight.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.777323 del
cursed thread.....


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.777324 del
>>777323
Forevor?


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.777325 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.777326 del
morning neetbros


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.777327 del
>>777326
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.777328 del
>>777325
>>777326
>>777327
Mording. Doing a 3 day old clogger before Bill gets here.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.777329 del
>>777328
when does bill upgrade the toilet pipes to a larger size?


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.777330 del
This story was enjoyable to read. Highlights include
>Should we confront my FIL about his spending? (He has 13 TVs)
>>”If also if they don’t spend enough time with him or listen to his stories they are called “Muppets”. Staff and Stores with Muppets are then blacklisted for 2 months as punishment. He will then revisit these stores, down the track to retest them. He thinks by then that staff who failed his tests will be fired.
>>TV 13 the Ranger TV came about, not long after. He travelled out west and stayed in a 2-star motel for a night. In the room, he checked the TV and found it could not get all channels, also the picture quality was not up to his standard. He had a meltdown; it was so stressful that he did not sleep properly
>>He made the poor owner get a ladder out and took him up on the roof to give him a lesson in TV antennas. However, he was a bit concerned the owner did not get it. He left in a huff, telling the owner it was costing him a lot of business and he would never stay there again
>>Each time he buys a new TV, he makes many calls to his insurance company to tell them about the new TV. This is to boost his Content’s coverage. He also has someone on the line to listen to his stories about the other TVs he owns,
>> He is not planning to stop anytime soon, he is thinking about a new TV for Christmas, to watch the Boxing Day test. He also mentioned “Mate, there are now 8K TVs and I will need to replace all of these TVs over the next few years to stay up to date”
https://old.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/183hmcs/should_we_confront_my_fil_about_his_spending_he/

Reminds me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0 [Embed]


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.777331 del
>>777330
lol
The comments about dementia might be right.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.777332 del
>>777331
Hopefully he gets an assessment before his upgrades them all to 8k


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.777333 del
>>777332
>13 TVs
Boomers haven't learned about remote controls yet, need a separate tv for each channel.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.777334 del
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@NK


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.777335 del


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.777336 del
I fetched 2 choggy dougnuts and 2 cans of mother


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.777337 del
>>777336
Rebuilding the queue for you and Bill?


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.777338 del
>>777337
Something like that


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.777339 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/death-row-inmates-chilling-last-words-before-execution/news-story/97eea31e882cbb7ea181566be072f565
>“It’s not lost on me that a habitual abuser of women is carrying out this procedure”
pretty based last words


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.777341 del
Bill is 10 minutes late.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.777342 del
>>777341
He is a malingerer.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.777343 del
mal meninga
smell my finger


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.777344 del
I hope the exercise bike is getting a good workout this morning.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.777345 del
>>777344
Some NEETs have exercise cocks.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.777346 del


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.777347 del
>>777341
He must be doing his warm up exercises.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.777348 del
>>777340
>COMMENT
Anything that starts with this tag should be a tab closer.

I am pretty sure they are forced to put it in as they kept passing off their crap as news.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.777349 del
>>777344
we need to post this every morning, to shame bike neet into exercising


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.777350 del
It just occurred to me that we have no BO because nobody wants to do the work involved.
We are truly a NEET board.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.777352 del
>>777351
An /ausneets/ diplomat will have to express our condolences on /polru/ on the loss of their Weber.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.777353 del
>>777352
Another one roll.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.777354 del
>>777352
We will hold a feast in his honour


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.777355 del
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Does this mean it's windy?


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.777356 del


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.777357 del
>>777352
it's the right thing to do.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.777358 del
>>777356
I don't think I've seen that before.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.777359 del
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>>777344
I dont see any metrics !

>>777350
i bought this up a year ago, the job is thankless

>>777355
it means aurora borealis

the 4am choof thismorning went horribly. did not knock me out, wasted time on you tube, got some shitty 30 minutes chunks of sleep and now feel sketchy bent for the rest of the morning. i really needed comfy. woe

Morning Neets


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.777360 del
>>777359
Mording


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.777361 del
Flash flooding in BEST A this Tuesday.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.777362 del
>>777350
luckily you figured that out before you volunteered to be BO


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.777363 del
>>777362
I will happily be BO once the shit flinging retard kills himself.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.777364 del
>>777363
It’s falling out of him


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.777365 del
There was a very well done scene in one of the Mad Mens I watched last night.
A reformed gooner has a drink in front of him that he is battling with and the facial expressions before and the look of relief when he gives in and drinks were so well done.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.777366 del
>>777365
Was there a wagon scene afterward?


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.777367 del
>>777366
No he is currently enjoying drinking again but starting to fuck up.
Wagon next season probably.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.777368 del
>>777365
I've considered that show for womboflix, but it's written mainly by women, and trev would never forgive me


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777369 del
>>777365
Crab barrel neet


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777370 del
>>777363
This. We could have a fairly competent chain of command administering the board.

Its just astounding that one particular person is so toxic that no one here wants the job of dealing with it


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777371 del
>>777368
I'm enjoying it but it is a bit slow paced for womboflix probably.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.777372 del
>>777368
I would say the moofie night was a good success last night


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.777373 del
>>777368
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mt2qCjL6-n4 [Embed]


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.777374 del
>>777359
4am choof is always a gamble, if you get back to sleep it's good.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.777375 del
>>777372
Moofie night attendance is fairly random - some of John Carpenter's movies, like Escape From New York and They Live were highly popular, while others, which I felt were just as good - Big Trouble In Little China, Vampires, and The Thing, weren't very popular with neets. I suspect it's just a matter of how many neets are sober enough to be awake on Saturday evening.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.777376 del
>>777375
i watch some of them regularly

some moofies you can watch once every year, some not so much


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.777377 del
I Am Nigger


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.777378 del
>>777376
I'm like that with tv series I don't mind cycling through them every few years.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.777379 del
>>777368
Thanks Trev.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.777381 del
>>777380
jesus thats grim


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.777382 del
Awake


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.777383 del
Aroused


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.777384 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.777385 del


NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.777386 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.777387 del
This is why he didn't want the console.
No monitoring, no measuring.
He can claim that he's rode 10k and nuro this morning and there's nothing to say otherwise.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.777388 del
>>777387
I know it's just awful you should make lots of whiney posts about it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.777390 del
>>777388
I'm being facetious, not whiney.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.777391 del
>>777389
Their meu looks good. Buffalo cheese pizza.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.777392 del
Was looking forward to an actual day off, first full one in a week, but then the accountant text me with a bunch of acronyms and something about a deadline.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.777393 del
I downloaded the Ground app, it shows how different media outlets portray the news.
You scroll up and down through stories and left and right between the media mobs.
I would have liked this years ago but now I dont care about the news.
The only real downside is tht their left/right gradient is based on yank interpretations.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777394 del
>>777384
its not good


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777395 del
>>777393
does it cover infowars ?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.777396 del
>>777392
Text him back and ask what the hell you are paying him for.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.777398 del
>>777397
we need a progressive BO who will censor vile hate speech like this


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.777399 del
>>777395
Im pretty sure it does. It has breitbart and im pretty sure ive seen stormfront listsd before


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.777400 del
Keep thinking about that chad from last night.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.777401 del
>>777396
He'll probably bill me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.777402 del
>>777392
If he sent BBFS CIMWS $300 2am tomorrow? it may have gone to the wrong person.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.777403 del
I did four minutes on the spin bike. I used the stop watch function on my phone to monitor. Aiming for 4 and a half minutes tomorrow.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.777404 del
>>777403
Well spun.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.777405 del
>>777394
What is happening NEET?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.777406 del
I can feel that the spin bike has given my arms a workout as well as my legs. Just leaning a little bit forwards and gripping the handlebars has been a bit of a strain for this NEET.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777407 del
>>777403
>stop watch
So you're using the same 'tech' you removed from it?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777408 del
>>777400
You become submissive around these alpha chads. Delicate side.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.777409 del
>>777406
You'll probably have some strange aches the first week.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.777410 del
>>777407
Yes but I am happier this way. It is hard to explain.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.777411 del
>>777410
This way the machine is not judging you.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.777412 del
>>777411
I see you have suffered from judgmental machines in the past too.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777413 del
>>777405
see
>>777359

crushed up one of last adderal. feeling semi functional. time to put a load of washing on get a boiger, a car wash and some shopping and banking done in that order


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777414 del
>>777412
We give them too much power.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.777415 del
>>777224
>>777225
>>777228
The mind of the pillbrained works differently to most.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.777416 del
>>777415
retard


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.777417 del
>>777416
No reason.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.777418 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.777419 del
Good morning.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.777420 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.777421 del
I did the spin bike in my undies. The shorts I were wearing became an encumbrance, I had to take them off.
I might need to get some lycra.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.777422 del
>>777419
Morning NEET.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.777423 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.777424 del
Lycra clad NEET arses


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777425 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777426 del
>>777408
I want to offer him a job, just so he understands the real pecking order.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777427 del
>>777421
without airflow lycra will just cause more sweat and discomfort

when you are on on the road your balls are pretty much getting ram air


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.777428 del
>>777330
Wtf is a 'FIL'?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777429 del
>>777428
A Phill.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777430 del
>>777428
Fatherbot in law


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.777431 del
>>777421
Oh my.
Is the seat still on?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.777432 del
I heard Nuro has air rammed balls.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.777433 del
>>777432
accurate

loose fitting mtb pants, whizzing along at 60km/hr


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.777434 del
>>777431
>Is the seat still on?
Well bantered.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.777435 del
>>777433
>whizzing along at 60km/hr
Downhill?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.777436 del
>>777435
its actually 54km/hr on the flats


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.777437 del
>>777426
Enslave and dominate.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.777438 del
Nuro puts the eeb in reverse so he gets symetrically rammed balls.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.777439 del
Ran out of soap.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.777440 del
>>777435
Until he falls down the slippery grassy hill, getting himself all dirty, and having to slowly whiz home in a half drunken shame


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.777441 del
>>777439
Had you washed your smelly bits already?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.777442 del
>>777440
Didn't he stack the bike at one point and blamed everyone but himself?
I guess his balance is starting to go in his old age.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.777443 del
>>777441
No, I have just enough soap for one last wash and then it is off to the shops.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.777444 del
>>777440
I used to ride my pushbike back from the pub years ago and there was one stretch next to a park with almost no streetlights and a curve in the curb that I would crash into every time.
A few times I even thought fuck that curbs coming up then crashed.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.777445 del
>>777377
Where da white women at?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.777446 del
>>777443
If the shop is out of soap you may be in trouble.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.777447 del
>>777421
You need to take your undies off. And then take off the bike seat


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.777448 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.777449 del
At the neet compound we will make soap from natural neet skin oil.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.777450 del
>>777449
Would it be disrespectful if we turned any deceased Execs into soap?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.777451 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.777452 del
Bill asked to go to Vilis at 11.15. I got a cheeseburger, not realising it came with chips, and a choggy milk. Bill got a goulash pie, a custard berliner, an egg nog, and a can of rainbow sherbet mother.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.777453 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.777454 del
>>777452
>a can of rainbow sherbet mother.
It's what he needs to maintain good work output.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.777455 del
>>777452
A nice surprise.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777456 del
>>777455
I didn’t want chips


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777457 del
>>777430
Thank (You)!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.777458 del
>>777452
You should keep all the reciepts and invoice him when the work is finished.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.777459 del
>>777456
Remember that time at that pub when they didn't give you chips?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.777460 del
Looking at rentals online. At least 30% of my take home pay just for a studio.
Woe


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.777461 del
>>777460
It's crazy at the moment.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.777462 del
>>777459
That was a pub meal at night time


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.777463 del
>>777460
Some pajeet will offer more than us being asked and get it


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777464 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777465 del
>>777460
It is all fucked. We have been ruined.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.777466 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.777467 del
>>777448
WW4 zOG controll. 1000 years of Feb


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.777468 del
I think the solution to the rental crisis is to hunt and kill the homeless.
It could be televised for entertainmnet too.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777469 del
>>777452
is Bill cashed up?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777470 del
>>777443
Do a soap detox.
It washes the oils off your skin and hair, so you produce more.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.777471 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.777473 del
>>777452
Did you eat the chips


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.777475 del
>>777473
Some of them


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777476 del
>>777472
That's a slap in the face.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777477 del
>>777456
You should've given them to Bill.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.777478 del
>>777470
How about I cum in your arse?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.777479 del
>>777478
That is not very hygenic.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.777480 del
>>777476
It was always good reading the annual report at the sheltered workshop and seeing the bonuses the executive group received. Oftentimes they far exceeded my annual salary.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.777481 del
>>777480
We had a dumb bitch who would go around trying to collect money for the bosses christmas present.
She never got one cent from the warehouse.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.777482 del
>>777463
I hate them so much its unreal
Most likely I will be renting forever. Probably in an unskilled low-wage job.
What is the point?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.777483 del
>>777482
Be patient NEET, the happening will happen at some point. Life will become interesting.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777484 del
>>777472
I remember one year post gave us stamps for christmas.(plus they always gave us a water bottle as well)


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777485 del
Might get a haircut tomorrow


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.777486 del
>>777485
I was thinking of doing the same.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.777487 del
>>777485
And get your nape shaved as well.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.777488 del
>>777388
Razz me harder cunt


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777489 del
>>777486
Same same, but that ~$30 could get me a couple kilos of ham.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777490 del
>>777390
Ooooh.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.777491 del
>>777489
Buy the ham and shave your own head.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.777492 del
Fashion the ham bone into a razor.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777493 del
And the meat into clothing
Become the ham


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777494 del
>>777492
Smart.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.777495 del
Use the fat to make soap and save even more money to buy yet more ham.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777496 del
You could probably build an exercise bike out of ham.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777497 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777498 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.777499 del
>>777496
Just do weights with the ham


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.777500 del
>>777498
HEY IT'S HER


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777501 del
>>777498
She looks like my ironing board folded and sitting upright in the corner.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777502 del
>>777498
I want to unzip her.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777503 del
>>777501
Could I borrow your ironing board for a while?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.777504 del
>>777485
I might get one today. Bet it will be like $40 though


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.777505 del
Scratch that. They're all closed. Woe.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.777506 del
Big hairy NEETs


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.777507 del
Sunday night blues have already set in


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.777508 del
>>777502
Rude, but relatable


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.777509 del
>>777507
Same. First day of work after a year of NEETing tomorrow. Not excited.
Can just imagine it now. The sound of forklifts, the texture of cardboard boxes. Womens conversations. Lower back pain. The grim, silent countdown of minutes until the end of a 20 minute lunch break.
Woe, woe unto thee.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.777510 del
>>777509
Stop dwelling on the negatives NEET. Think of the good things getting out and working again will bring you.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.777511 del
>>777509
Time to get back on the goon mate. Just this once, to help you cope with tomorrow.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.777512 del
>>777511
You are an evil NEET.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.777513 del
>>777510
>the good things
Burritos and an opioid addiciton.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.777514 del
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Just returned from the shops. I swear after an overcast week every-single-Queenslander is losing their minds. We just dont function without sunlight. Many sad faces. Yound sluts everywhere tho.

-filled up with BP ultimate
-got a quarter pounder (burger only)
-got the expensive car wash
-went for a little drive
-went to ciggy shop and got some davidoffs
-went to woolies and loaded up on ice break, pizza and lamb
-no need for dan or pharmacy

considering just choofing the afternoon away for once, the weather is pretty meh and im not feeling it


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.777515 del
>>777514
Shit in a pan, my good man.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.777516 del
Need Bill to go home so I can have a nap.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.777517 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.777518 del
>>777514
Based.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.777519 del
I accidentally put the E10 unleaded in my car instead of the normal unleaded.
It feels like my car is driving sluggish but it could be all in my head.
Is is possible my car is not meant to have any ethanol?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.777520 del
>>777519
How old is the car?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.777521 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.777522 del
>>777521
I wouldn’t do it again. Ethanol eats hoses and stuff in cars that weren’t designed for it. Try and use it up as quickly as possible.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.777523 del
>>777514
>davidoffs
Find a chop chop seller and roll your own.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.777524 del
>>777519
Rev the fuck out of it, ideally on a highway.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.777525 del
Is there a fps game mod where you can fight emus?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.777526 del
Still haven't changed the tyre.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.777527 del
>>777519
unlikely sluggish got more to do with current air temperature and pressure


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.777528 del
>>777523
i have been NEET rolling the past decade its actually just night to have some quality taylors on hand

you know something something nice things......


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.777530 del
Ran out of topping compound so I put him to work mowing the back lawn that I was going to poison.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.777531 del
>>777530
So you're admitting that it was infact mowable?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.777532 del
>>777529
It says I should be okay.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.777533 del
>>777531
It’s not and the thermal cutout just kicked in


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.777534 del
>>777514
>Many sad faces
They only smile at chads my guy.
>Young sluts everywhere
Another year another batch of year 12-ers fresh outta school.
>- - - - - - -
Blah blah blah


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.777535 del
>>777530
>topping compound
Sounds like something you'd find in Cruisey's bedside table.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.777536 del
>>777535
Cruisey is a power bottom


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.777537 del
>>777536
He is a starfish.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.777538 del
>>777533
Give him a pair of scissors and tell him to do the edges.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.777539 del
Worried about money.
STRESSED


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.777540 del
>>777501
You've made this joke more than once before.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777541 del
Got no job got no money got no place to be
Now its time to serve your country


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777542 del
>>777540
Link to the posts.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777543 del
>>777542
Part of /ausneets/ oral history, unna.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.777544 del
>>777539
Debt collectors at the door?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.777545 del
>>777540
It wasn't a joke.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.777546 del
>>777544
Not yet, but getting worried.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.777547 del
*knock knock*


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.777548 del
>>777546
Who do you owe money?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.777549 del
>>777548
I don't owe anyone money but I need money to live and I'm running out.
How hard is it to just coast along on the dole?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.777550 del
>>777549
$350 a week. Not possible if renting.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.777551 del
>We believe in the power of an inclusive & diverse workforce


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.777552 del
>>777550
I can make that work. How much work is it to maintain though? How badly do all those appointments and shit add up?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.777553 del
>>777552
You need to get on DSP if you want o be comfy. Otherwise you are at the mercy of fat bitches at Job centres.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.777554 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.777555 del
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>>777553
We can dream.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.777556 del
Three-quarters of the way through A Bronx Tale. It has been tough going.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.777557 del
Tranny shit in my new Doctor Who.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.777558 del
>A licensed driver with a reliable vehicle.
>diverse
>bubbly
Job search isn't going well neets.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.777559 del
>>777558
I think you are bubbly NEET. Don't let anyone tell you any different.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.777560 del
>>777552
20 job applications a month. Easy with a deliberately mongified resume. I was applying to corporate jobs for most of the year that I knew I wouldn't get, even though you're meant to apply to any job that you could reasonably do.
I never had to go to a job centre like maxx or whatever they're called.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.777561 del
>>777558
You have lived experiences of neurodiversity.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.777562 del
Going to the supermarket for no reason. Nowhere else to go.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.777563 del
weber?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.777564 del
>>777562
Stop and chat to some lonely looking oldies.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.777565 del
>>777562
stay home, there are people outside


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.777566 del
no one that works for the government deserves respect


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.777567 del
>>777556
That young fella is very wimpy looking. Not a hard bone in his body.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777568 del
>>777562
250g of raw prawns please


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777569 del
>>777556
>robert de negro


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777570 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777571 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.777572 del
>>777570
that includes glowniggers


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.777573 del
>>777498
i want to brutally rape her


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.777574 del
>>777557
are you seriously expecting anything else ?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.777575 del
neets experiencing ancestral blood memories


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.777578 del
is it raining ???


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.777579 del
>>777577
Mods?
I ain't clicking that shit


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.777580 del
>>777579
>Mods
it's a youtube link you inbred


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.777581 del
>>777578
Depends on where you are.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.777582 del
>>777581
it works like that?!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.777583 del
>>777580
Youtu.be?
That's Belgium


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.777585 del
>>777582
It depends.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.777586 del
>>777585
you have taught me so much tyvm


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.777587 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.777588 del
>>777568
Don't come the raw prawn with me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.777589 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.777590 del
>>777560
I think they escalate it if you've been on the dole for more than a year or something.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.777591 del
>>777589
Went walk about.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.777593 del
cooking a quiche lorraine


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.777594 del
Had a two hour nap amd a hot shower then a choof.
Feel all relaxed now.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.777595 del
>>777592
i'd let her rape me


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777596 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777597 del
>>777596
i'd love to hurt her


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.777598 del
I should've used the needle photo with teh uno reverso card. Monglyfe.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.777599 del
>>777597
Stop being a fuckwit you were doing so well for a few hours there.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.777600 del
>>777599
you're a bit narky today


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777601 del
>a few hours there
>first post of the day was 38 minutes ago


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777602 del
>>777567
Yeah he is hard to identify with.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777603 del
>>777597
Oh fuck off.
>>777599
Is it IGA that makes the weird incel posts?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.777604 del
>>777593
breakfast of champions!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777605 del
>rape is okay
>pain isn't


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777606 del
>>777597
I wouldn't hurt her, but I would make her worship my cock.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777607 del
>>777603
Any posts that seem like a retard is trying to be clever or get a reaction are his.
The posts where he replies to his attempts from earlier today are his.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.777608 del
>>777607
> [Hong Kong]


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.777609 del
IGA is currently busy posting boongs on other boards


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.777610 del
And when it feels like two retarded friends have joined us it's him talking to himself.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.777611 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.777612 del
Based, remember the /leftypol/ spam about the boongs getting raped?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777613 del
>>777611
worrying side profile


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777614 del
>>777593
One slice please


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.777615 del
>>777610
He talks with himself enough that I suspect nuro is just another personality of his.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777616 del
>>777613
Rhea Seehorne esque.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777617 del
neets experiencing group psychosis


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777618 del
>>777615
Without his contributions I think we'd be on like Gen #120 or so.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.777619 del
>>777616
better call saul the feet cut


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.777620 del
>>777619
The show was already pretty feet focused. Lots of weird closeups when she was getting dressed.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.777621 del
>>777620
and that's a good thing!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.777622 del
>>777618
/neetlyfe/ used to be pretty slow except when nuro would have a tantrum and we'd be at the top for pph. Some of the bigger nuro tantrums he'd manage about 100-120 posts over the course of an hour.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777623 del
>>777622
You must have worn your poor fingers out.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777624 del
something about muslim women in their headress things gets me going, forbidden fruit


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777625 del
>>777617
Bad dice rolls.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777626 del
>>777622
at least half of those would have been iga


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.777627 del
ChatGPT isn't very helpful about I should get away with lying on my resume. It is good for bullshitting with the corporate jargon though.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.777628 del
>>777626
Settle down keegz.
The existence of that board really did a number on your mental health. It climaxed with you shitting in a pan in a bad attempt to frame him.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.777629 del
a minute ago i was iga and now i'm nuro, we really need to get the roster sorted on who is who because there's no way i can handle being both


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777630 del
Fucking useless cunts will have a job out in whoop-whoop in the NT and list it on seek as being in fucking Sydney or something. So many jobs that look promising turn out to be in a different fucking state. This whole country is run by mongs.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777631 del
quiche says it serves 6-8 people


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.777632 del
>>777630
CU in the NT!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.777633 del
>>777631
That is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.777634 del
>>777633
for an afternoon snack


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.777635 del
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>>777631
You're worth 10 skellies my corpulent friend.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.777636 del
>tfw size 30 jeans
Webby will never love me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.777637 del
>>777636
be careful it's not too windy when you go outside


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.777638 del
Some of these second breakfasted clothes go up to 56
https://www.johnnybigg.com.au/au/midnight-finn-dress-pant-j233db205
I like how they use skellies to model them lol. Very unhelpful for execs.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.777639 del
what should i have with the quiche?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.777640 del
Last mouthful of goon :(


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.777641 del
>>777640
should have planned ahead


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.777642 del
>>777640
Go for a high speed cruise.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.777644 del
Late night therapist visits.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.777645 del
>>777639
the rest of the quiche


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777646 del
>>777644
the rapist always visits at night


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777647 del
>>777640
J U S T


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.777648 del
Remember when buro got raped and bashed by boongs at the park?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.777649 del
>>777648
no, please tell us the story


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.777650 del
>>777639
How bout a woman who pretends to care then tells you to fuck off and ceases all contact after a couple weeks


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777651 del
>>777636
not even good enough to be his sidehoe


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777652 del
>>777648
I prefer the car door story tbqh


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777653 del
>>777650
are you going through something?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777654 del
>>777649
Nuro was going through a Brisbane park at night on his bike. This was back before the eeb and his obesity. A pack of boongs raped him or something and he went to the cops or something. idk, I didn't pay much attention/.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.777655 del
>>777652
that's a classic


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777656 del
>>777650
Are you okay, neet? Is there something you want to tell us.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777657 del
>>777651
Bill is smaller?!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.777658 del
>realtime users, on site: 4, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 97
iga is here


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.777659 del
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>that time he shaved his balls because he mistook a lack of disgust for sexual interest


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777660 del
Indians disgust me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777661 del
Only thing I'm looking forward to is the trailer for GTA6(six).


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.777662 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F4u3_rCx9gQ [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.777663 del
>>777661
it's going to be shit


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.777664 del
i could wipe my arse for six days after weber was done with me


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777665 del
>>777664
Did he teach you to wipe?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777666 del
I need a German orc wife to rape me and dominate me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.777667 del
>>777665
Him forgetting after six days is the thing I find interesting. Nuro-tier memory.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.777668 del
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>>777661
>>777663
GTA 6 allows players to go IDF mode


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.777669 del
>>777601
>unchecked mental illness
It's the same idiot who thinks everyone is IGA.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.777670 del
>>777669
oh yeah nice try iga


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.777672 del
nuro and iga are actually friends in real life and just use the board to shitpost at each other when they're bored


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.777673 del
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>>777624
Me too.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.777675 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777676 del
>>777672
>friends
with benefits?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777677 del
>>777675
wrong lolcow


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.777678 del
>>777676
well they are also incestuous half brothers....


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.777679 del
>>777664
We might need weber to explain this post and provide some context.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.777680 del
>>777627
You should use ChatGPT to make posts for here.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.777681 del
>>777602
I know I've seen it but can't remember how it ends. I'd rather rewatch another DeNegro moofie like Heat(1995) or Cape Fear (1991) tbh.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.777682 del
>>777679
I have no idea what he's on about


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777683 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777684 del
Going to go without alcohol tonight. Already tired.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777685 del
>>777607
I gotz two and a half metres of rope with your name on it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.777686 del
>>777682
You did something and he could wipe his arse afterwards.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.777688 del
>>777684
I find grog works as a stimulant. Idk what other people are on about saying it isn't.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.777689 del
It won't be long until an AI is posting here with a an ability to imitate our combined mong culture while adopting its own unique persona.
Before long, nothing on the internet will be real, and even though anonymity might still be possible, it probably wouldn't even be worth it if you're talking to nobody.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.777690 del
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>>777672
No.

IGA just GOADS now when I am not here .

Bitxh is just scared. No surprises. I’ll be out and not posting for next hour hour two. So you guys can just instantly disregard all his fucking bullshit. I am not here. It’s just him here and his mental illness. Everyone just ignore ausneets this IGAys prime time to goon up and start the show. Let’s ruin it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.777691 del
>>777690
haha, you two are such a riot


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.777692 del
>I am not here
Me neither. No one else is here either.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.777693 del
>>777689
Go have a look at reddit, that is already the case.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.777694 del
>>777616
Always get her confused with Natalie Dormer.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.777695 del
>>777694
Coal burning whore.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.777696 del
>>777628
The pan incident will never be forgotten. Ingrained in our minds forevor. John/FagNEET was a saint compared to Toilet Man.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.777697 del
I Am Not Here could be one possible title of Nuro's biopic.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.777698 del
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howdy cunts?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.777699 del
>>777631
Fatties aren't people.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.777700 del
>>777699
no need to be nasty about weber


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.777701 del
>>777690
What's with the glasses? It appears to be some cringe reference to the moofie They Live. But you're not a CringeLord like youre Discord butt-buddy, you're based...


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.777702 del
>>777696
I like how brazenly he lies about not being here.
A bunch of posts SEETHING about IGA, all written in nuro's signature style, will be made and then shortly after he will claim he wasn't here lol.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.777703 del
>>777701
>>777701
Makes it easier to get away with eyeing off little girls...


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.777706 del
Adding yet more lies to my resume.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.777707 del
>>777706
As long as they're reasonable then there's no harm.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.777708 del
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Tonight on womboflix - the crime/comedy/drama Knives Out (2019) - a famed private detective is summoned to investigate the death of the patriarch of an eccentric, combative family. Starring Daniel Craig, Chris Evans and Ana de Armas. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.777709 del
>>777707
Do you reckon I could get away with lying about having an education I don't have?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.777710 del
>>777709
Probably not if it involves a koalafication.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.777711 del
>>777706
don't forget to show up drunk at the interview
it will boost your confidence


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.777712 del
>>777710
I am seriously considering lying about having a degree and faking a transcript from a university in Belarus or something.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.777713 del
>>777708
I'm currently watching Scrublands, an Australian country town murder mystery thing about a priest who shot a bunch of people.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.777714 del
PIPPA?!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.777715 del
>>777712
>Belarus
yeah that wouldn't prompt further questions about your time there


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.777716 del
Had a handful of peanuts. Garn bottleOH


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.777717 del
Handle my nuts gobbleO


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.777718 del
>>777715
Too many people know Russian. I think a Czech uni might be better, or even Hungarian or Romanian or something.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.777719 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.777720 del
Actually I reckon Estonian would be the best country for it. A nice language isolate is perfect.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.777721 del
>>777712
B E L A R U S
E
L
A
R
U
S


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.777722 del
>>777720
>isolate
It's a Finnic language. With Finns just over the bay.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.777723 del
>>777721
I've changed my mind. An little known language is needed. All the western European languages are too well known, it needs to be eastern European. I'm thinking Estonian but maybe Hungarian or Romanian.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.777724 del
>>777723
Give yourself a PhD while you're at it


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.777725 del
>>777723
Pick Basque then. It is Western European but it is so little known, even you haven't counted with that.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.777726 del
>>777722
Yeah, isolate isn't the right word. I don't mean in the sense of Basque but that is not an Indo-European language.
Romanian could be difficult due to how common knowledge of Italian is here but Hungarian, Estonian, Finnish etc. are all more or less unheard of outside of their tiny diasporas.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.777728 del
>>777726
>Basque but that is not an
but that *it is not an
Fuck me, I'm having a bad time with my words today. Maybe I am becoming Belarusian already?


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777730 del
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>>777728
Give in to the potato.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777731 del
>>777729
Be nice to future Wizzy.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.777732 del
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Weber.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.777733 del
>>777732
Cloud is cursed. Training wheels for admin staff who can't even operate their PCs.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.777734 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.777735 del
>>777712
I list my university experience on my resume. I strategically omit the fact that I dropped out, which has never been questioned.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.777736 del
>>777735
It's such a scam


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.777737 del
keep thinking about things that happened 15 years ago


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.777738 del
Changed the tyre. Scratched the door while winding up the jack. Then dropped the tyre spanner on my toes.
Need to do the laundry but even the effort to put it in the machine seems too much.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.777739 del
>>777735
They don't try to verify your degree? Have they ever asked for a transcript or something?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.777740 del
>>777738
You need to approach things with more care.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.777741 del
>>777739
Who has the time for that?
They just check on employeedb what other employers wrote about you.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.777742 del
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Ready.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.777743 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.777744 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.777746 del
>>777739
Not once.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.777748 del
>>777701
see
>>776320 (and that was before the movie)

God you are such Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Retard !


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.777749 del
>>777748
ur poor


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.777750 del
>>777748
You have FASD? No wonder you were diagnosed with learning difficulties at school.
Is her drinking why you are a MOTHERLESS BITCH BOY?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.777751 del
>>777750
ur poor


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.777752 del
>>777749
>>777750
>>777751
[x]

just ignore /ausneets/ tonight people

deny stanley

just ruin it


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.777753 del
>>777737
Soon to be 20 years ago


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.777754 del
>>777738
Is the scratch noticeable?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777755 del
>>777752
Most of us ignore /ausneets/ most nights once you start posting, rockspider.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777756 del
Getting hot, time to remove my trackies.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.777757 del
>>777752
>>777755
ur gey fags lmao


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.777758 del
Trackies status: OFF
Too lazy to find shorts to wear instead. They're all covered in cum anyway. At least I'm wearing undies.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.777759 del
>>777758
overdressed


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.777760 del
I can see the get is gonna get wasted on this crowd


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.777761 del
>>777754
Not amongst all the other scratches, no


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.777762 del
>>777760
Just another episode part of another season.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.777763 del
>>777723
>An little known
Try English first, putz.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.777764 del
>replies in yid


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.777765 del
>>777745
She old news


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.777766 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777768 del
Enraged.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777769 del
>>777748
Yeah I saw that image. And my observation still stands. Because you voted for that moofie.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777770 del
>>777769
>moofie


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.777771 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.777772 del
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>that time nuro got run over by a chink and tried to extort money from him but Chang told him to fuck off because he had right of way


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.777773 del
Back with another cask of goon, some chicken nibbies and bag of Red Rock Deli chippies.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.777774 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.777776 del
dont use soap


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.777777 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777779 del
Gay get


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777780 del
>>777777
Cursed forevor. Go back to /sp/


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777781 del
>>777777
Tennis?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.777782 del
>>777778
>well shit at least you tried


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.777783 del
YouTube was very bad today. Still better then youtu.be


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.777784 del
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>generate cover letter through chatgpt
>submit it to chatgpt detector
>0%, Definitely made by a human


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.777785 del
Another fucking sportschan get, faggot fucks.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777786 del
777783
are you retarded?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777787 del
Historic post wasted


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.777788 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777789 del
>>777788
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777790 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.777791 del
777786


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.777792 del
We got Cheesey laid, us all aboriginal gfs and made it once but now the gets are wasted. Even Wizzy doesn't pay attention anymore.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.777793 del
777791
he would outsmart you


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.777795 del
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777793


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.777796 del
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Maybe it was all of us that got stuck with the tennis.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777797 del
>>777786
That neet may or may not be retarded but you are definitely a retard.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777798 del
>777777
what a waste


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777799 del
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777795


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.777800 del
777797
gonna cry?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777801 del
I love women so much it's unreal.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777802 del
>>777800
Yeah, I'm crying out my neetstick.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.777803 del
>posts a painting with two men in it


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.777804 del
i am so glad we are all ruining it for him


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.777805 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.777806 del
>>777805
????????


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777807 del
the resume neet should get a romanian phd in halbere
I can take a photo of my coworker who's a self taught teacher


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777808 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777809 del
>>777777
iga has cursed /ausneets/ with this get

best thing we can do is stay away


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.777810 del
>>777808
bad news for you, but it's not cp it's just a youtube link


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777811 del
>>777809
settle down keegz


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777812 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.777813 del
halba - beer mug
bere - beer
halbere - a mutt between the two words often used by locals to describe themselves as expert beer drinking (in a sportish fashion)


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777814 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777815 del
>>777810
>bad news for you, but it's not cp it's just a youtube link


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.777816 del
*expert beer drinkers


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777817 del
>>777809
>everyone is IGA
Lay off the pills, keegz.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777818 del
>>777815
i'm sure you have enough on your hard drive that you don't need more


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.777819 del
>>777813
>mutt
portmanteau in English.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777820 del
WHO THE FUCK IS IGA?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777821 del
>>777819
sounding dangerously french


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777822 del
>>777820
YOU, ME AND EVERYONE ELSE


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.777823 del


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777825 del
>>777813
That's like half your vocabulary there


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777826 del
zoomerneet should post some tiktoks for us


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.777827 del
>>777825
His English is better than most of the posters on here.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.777828 del
>>777820
some one please post the photo of the curly haired bitch boi


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.777829 del
>>777816
https://youtube.com/watch?v=01cw8eZapdU [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.777831 del
>>777820
He is/was a poster here.
He has a feud with nuro.
Nuro keeps accusing other neets of being IGA.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777833 del
>>777820
I was just thinking about when he first showed up and said that.
Has he been a persona this whole time.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777834 del
>>777831
I doubt Nuro is the only one that accuses others of being IGA.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.777836 del
They're also incestuous half brother lovers.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777837 del
>>777827
Not exactly difficult though.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777839 del
>>777834
Nuro makes the majority of the accusations though.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.777840 del
>>777831
sounds like something IGA would say


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.777842 del
>>777835
please, lingerie and stockings are my only weaknesses


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.777843 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.777844 del
stop posting wank material


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.777845 del
>>777839
>everyone is nuro


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.777846 del
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>>777842
You should marry a hoholette and save her from conscription.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.777847 del
>>777835
Priscilla faggot was another one of the personas.
He hides his anime poofter shit from the board now


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.777848 del
>>777841
Dangerously Based !


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777849 del
Going through my kaycee folder and being surprised at how much stuff there is.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777850 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777851 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777852 del
>>777836
They mastered the art of simultaneous toilet hole action with no hands and just suction.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.777854 del
>>777849
Cool Heinrich.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777855 del
>>777853
The first one, is it a man?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777856 del
>>777849
Lots of photos of kots. Lots of stuff about Poland.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.777857 del
Nuro got the good ending, you fags are still going on about him. Nuro escaped the crab barrel. He works 40 hours a week to support his two parents, he was never autistic, nuro was studying a masters in computer science, it was the neets who were trolled


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.777858 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777859 del
>>777857
not exactly NEET lore but close enough


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777860 del
>>777857
Kek.
Well bantered. I forgot about that degree he was doing. He flunked out of introductory criminology iirc which is pretty sad.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.777861 del
>>777856
I thought the second was a new steamer.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.777862 del
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>>777857
>nuro was studying a masters in computer science


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.777863 del
>>777860
>flunked criminology

it was to get out of work for dole. bad NEEt lore once again


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.777864 del
>>777855
stop being a faggot


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.777865 del
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NEETS WOULD YOU MURDER KILL IGA IN REAL LIFE ?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.777866 del
>>777863
No, that was what you revised it to afterwards.
HOW HUMILIATING!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777867 del
>>777865
>4chan webm


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777868 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.777870 del
I have never watched "Friends". And I never will.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777871 del
>>777865
i'd prefer you two to do a gay incest suicide pact


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777872 del
i miss krautchan


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.777873 del
>>777870
Now thats based!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777875 del
>>777870
Based.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777876 del
>>777875
So based.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.777877 del
Rip bern


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.777878 del
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>>777872
iktfn
I didn't stick around long on kohl due to the paedos.
There was that other one, ernst I think it was, I never got into it though. It was very serious there.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.777879 del
wbeberj make our wond aunsets?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.777880 del
>>777879
Exactly.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.777881 del
Kek, the Big Mad is palpable tonight!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.777882 del
(1.34 MB 480x360 NegroNews.mp4)


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777883 del
>>777880
mak much ofod


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777884 del
I wish I had a posse.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.777885 del
>>777817
But then he wouldn't be the PILLBRAINED fellow we all know and love mock.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.777886 del
Webby is a good boy but I worry that Bill is a bad influence on him.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.777887 del
>>777886
weber make us our own ausneets


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.777889 del
Laundry is on. Not sure if I will make it to the gym.
Not sure why I'm so low energy today.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.777890 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.777891 del
>>777889
Because you're lowtest.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.777892 del
nurgo


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.777893 del
> Keegan has been amazing at keeping things rolling since Ashley's passing

This POS has a world of hurt coming his way.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.777894 del
>>777889
Two weeks since I went.
>>777891
Nasty and false.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.777895 del
>>777893
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.777896 del
>>777894
Drink the soy.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.777897 del
>>777893
Point of sale.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.777898 del
>>777891
It's true. Teenage SSRI dependance. Vegetable oil diet. Video game addiction. The soyboi trifecta.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.777899 del
hello other neet on this thread


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.777900 del
>>777898
Video games are some of the worst goyslop


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.777901 del
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>>777893
is the hurt coming this week ? or next week when cenno lets you put $40 of fuel money in your car ?

asking for a friend


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.777903 del
Nuro isn't it time you started living in a house and trying to find a girl? It's been a few years of you 'saving up' to leave the hovel.
A concerning lack of progress.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.777904 del
The Stumers packt draws closer I can feel it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.777905 del
>>777902
sorry i meant $35 of fuel fortnightly


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.777906 del
>>777903
why would he cheat on his brotherboyfriend?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.777907 del
/AUSNEETS/ BLOODSPORTS!!!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.777908 del
>>777906
Good question.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.777909 del
>>777908
no its not, i only ask terrible questions


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.777910 del
want to inhale helium in an enclosed space with me?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.777911 del
Off to the gym now. Night phase has kicked in.
It was that pub feed last night that fucked me up all day.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.777912 del
>>777911
Hightest


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.777913 del
>>777911
Have a good one King.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.777914 del
>>777903
He has been busting up his money on records and fast food. And don't call it a hovel, it is bosslady's toilet. Fucking IGA manages to do better despite being a mentally ill alcoholic.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.777915 del
>>777914
Thanks IGA.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.777916 del
>>777914
That's cool.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.777917 del
We could take over the country if we focused our attention on that instead of the NIGA drama.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.777918 del
>>777901
Let's ask Michelle


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.777919 del
>>777918
Is that bosslady?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.777920 del
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Whats for dinner NEETs ?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.777921 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.777922 del
>>777920
Toilet man spergout it would seem.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.777923 del
>>777919
Yeah though doubt she gives a shit anymore since they were never married and the Bossman's son ain't hers.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.777924 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.777925 del
>>777924
I-is that a discord sticker?!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.777926 del
Goon and juice.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.777927 del
>>777926
goon should be 100% pure


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.777928 del
we should become juggalos


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.777929 del
>>777928
Are you down with the clown?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.777930 del
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A good movie. Glad I watched it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.777931 del
>>777928
gigolos? With male clients or female ones?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777932 del
>>777930
I agree.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777933 del
>>777929
we're all clowns so we might as well play the part


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777934 del
Why the fuck does an employer need my address?! I've spent two hours writing a cover letter and now I find I've got to give them my fucking address!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.777935 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.777936 del
>>777934
Get a PO Box if it worries you so much.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.777937 del
>>777936
They want me to fill out a form that already contains all the information already in my resume. What the fuck is this shit, neets?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.777938 del
>>777934
They need to make sure you're not from a bad home.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.777939 del
I finished watching A Bronx Tale. The ending was better than I thought it would be but it was still not a great film.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.777940 del
>>777937
Yeah, that's a thing they do for reasons.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.777941 del
Considering MKUltra-ing myself


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.777942 del
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>>777940
I also have to add a current employer and I don't have one. Just what the fuck do they expect?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777943 del
I think this is some seppo bullshit because we don't have a GED here I don't think.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777944 del
>>777942
So just put not applicable or something in the boxes


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777945 del
>>777930
Indeed. NEETs missed out.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.777946 del
>>777944
What is my starting wage? $30?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.777947 del
It isn't quite coolie work but it is bullshit office work of moving files around and doing data entry, records management etc.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777949 del
>Rian Johnson moofie
Yeah no thanks.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777950 del
>>777942
just rape them


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.777951 del
Submitted the application. What a traumatic experience. Horrible.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.777952 del
>>777946
I'd leave that blank if it will let you.
Otherwise we need to know what the job is and a realistic answer about your skills and experience.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.777953 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.777954 del
>>777952
The asterisk indicates you need to answer.
Skills are being a NEET and the job is >>777947


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.777955 del
>>777951
You did great. Proud of you for not giving up.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.777956 del
Smug.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.777957 del
>>777954
So what number did you go with?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.777958 del
>>777955
Thanks neet. I'm having some goon to celebrate. The idea of doing this 20 times a month is too much to bear. I guess if you were doing it only for cenno purposes you'd just spam your resume pajeet style and not bother with a cover letter.
>>777957
$30.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.777959 del
>>777958
Just do the spam if you need to make up the number by the end if needed


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.777960 del
>>777956
No 🥚


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.777961 del
>>777953
Horrible elongated hands. Like an alien or some kind of monster.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.777962 del
>>777959
I'm not on cenno.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.777963 del
Maybe a little meth as a treat


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.777964 del
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>>777961
All the better to slap you with.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.777965 del
Sad, lonely might join a cult


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.777966 del
>>777964
I'd choke that cunt it she tried


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.777967 del
>>777965
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.777968 del
>>777967
I'll need it since they don't exactly advertise themselves


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.777969 del


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>>777966
(You) couldn't reach it.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.777971 del
>>777969
I'd fart in her mouth


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.777972 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.777974 del
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Feeling farily happy after the movie, and a night walk while listening to some music. Sorry to all the neetbros who are woe'd for one reason or another. Might turn in for the night while I'm still comfy. Good night.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.777975 del
>>777974
Good night NEET.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.777976 del
>>777974
Goodnight, I'll meet you in your dreams 💋


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.777977 del
>>777974
go to bed right now

leave the thread

its for the best


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.777979 del
>>777976
IGA this is not grinder you homo fuck


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.777980 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.777981 del
>>777977
Please kill yourself, nuro.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.777982 del
>>777974
Night fella.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.777983 del
Big bright moon tonight.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.777984 del
>>777920
A donut a timtam and a muffin.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.777985 del
>>777984
Those aren't proper food.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.777986 del
>>777981
Nasty neet


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.777987 del
>>777985
he needs some quiche too, maybe a tray of lasagna


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.777988 del
>>777930
After some study I have concluded that ana is the hottest woman working in holywood today. I only hope the spanish count as white. I need to consult some /pol/ expert on race.


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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.777990 del
>>777987
>a tray of lasagna
That sounds nice.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.777991 del
>>777988
>spanish count as white
They certainly do not. They barely count as human.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.777992 del
>>777989
spain was invaded by goths centuries ago, which makes it germanic, right?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.777994 del
'Africa begins at the pyranees'
Alas Ana, it was not to be.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.777995 del
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Great arm workout. Usually only do 3 exercises but decided to stop being a bitch and do 5.
Huge bicep bump. Could easily choke two gooks at the same time at Cruiseys rub and tug. Will grow for sure

>>777934
I usually put down 10 Mystery Lane. No shabbos cunt is harvesting my data like that.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.777996 del
>>777995
what's your workout routine?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.777997 del
>>777995
You are looking good King. I bet those glove-wearing Pajeets can still out curl you though.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.777998 del
>>777992
That's the most accurate map I've ever seen.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.777999 del
>>777996
Arms/shoulders
Legs
Chest
Back

>>777997
>_>


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.778000 del
Watching there will be blood


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.778001 del
>>777988
Noice digits!
Yes, she is White.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.778002 del
>>778001
Spanish are Mexicans


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.778003 del
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Colonians are white


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.778004 del
i heard that nuro slept in a toilet block last night


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.778005 del
>>778004
You heard wrong. It was a clean, private modern bathroom.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.778006 del
>>778005
I spoke to a man who saw him being assaulted by a gang of shirtless men who like to meet at the toilet block.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.778007 del
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o7


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.778008 del


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.778009 del
>>777857
I almost forgot this video exited
hits a little too close to home


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.778010 del
>>777874
does anyone remember that story where the russians forced a german during world war to play piano for as long as possible, and then they killed him?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.778011 del
I wish Cruisey had taken me to see Robbie Williams. He didn't even ask.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.778012 del
>>778010
no they made him wank for as long as possible and he died from exhaustion.
the piano is just a cover up.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.778013 del
which one of us?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.778014 del
>>778012
filthy slavs


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.778015 del
>>778011
I had a backstage pass and I got to meet rob and I called him a stupid scottish cunt and to leave me country or I'll fucking bash him and he ran away crying.
The other people with the backstage pass beat me up in the parking lot because I fucked up their night.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.778016 del
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>The man was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for his involvement in a series of bestiality and break-in offences at St Marys High School in Sydney’s west.

>The court heard that the man was under the influence of methamphetamines and had been awake for five days when he engaged in sexual activities with a male sheep inside the school’s shed in May 2022.

>Teaching staff at the school had become suspicious of someone breaking into their milking shed after hours, which led them to review security camera footage.

>The footage captured the man herding two goats into a gated area on May 6, and a week later, he was recorded walking around the same shed naked from the waist down.

>The authorities eventually caught him engaging in sexual activity with a male sheep while a female goat was found in a state of shock nearby.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.778018 del
>>778017
neet full of farts


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.778020 del
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>>778016
we've all been there


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.778021 del
It just keeps falling out of me.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.778022 del
Good morning Weber


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.778023 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.778024 del
morning neet bros


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.778025 del
>>778016
>a female goat was found in a state of shock nearby


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.778026 del
>>777988
Ana de Armas Medieval Cannon Edition was a positively good thread compared to the ones we get these days.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.778027 del
>>778026
I don't even care that she's spanish. I nominate her for /ausneet/'s cutest non-white, along with that fingol ice skateress.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.778028 del
>>778027
Why has it taken you so long to see the light?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.778029 del
>>778009
It brings up decidedly mixed feelings.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.778030 del
sickie chucked
things to do


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.778031 del
>>777994
Ana has a great pair of knees


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.778032 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.778033 del
Went to sleep watching Pippa, woke up to watch Pippa.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.778034 del
>>778032
Are they gloating over their own child having to struggle financially? There are many reasons for why the West is falling and this is one of them.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.778035 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.778036 del
>>778034
>>778035
You know that story about the bloke putting a stone in his shoe every day?
That's like this, except that stone has been there for 18+ years.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.778037 del
>>778035
Those creatures are gen x, that's a generation that's gone under the radar for the shit they've pulled.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.778038 del
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>make tea, just settling down to a morning of hard study and turning my life around
>the fucking tradies next door start using a demo saw


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.778039 del
Friday I put a DVD in the post for Motherbat and paid for Express Post. It hasn't left the local post office.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.778040 del
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>>778038
Morning NEETs


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.778041 del
>>778040
morning bruv


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.778042 del
>>778040
I actually quite enjoy my morning showers and do not consider them to be a moment of horror


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.778043 del
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NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.778044 del
Weber what day this week are you getting those blood tests done?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778045 del
>>778044
Probably next Monday or something


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778046 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.778047 del
I got up and had a piss. Back in bed.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.778048 del
>>778043
>LPO
Australia post won't give a shit how bad he is.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.778049 del
>>778048
Nah. The person behind the counter usually owns the franchise, so AP can't do shit.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.778050 del
we live in a society


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.778051 del
>>778050
I remember someone on Seinfeld saying that about something.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.778052 del
>>778051
The George.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.778053 del
oats boiled in water and three cups of black coffee for breakfast


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778054 del
>>778052
The Jews.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778055 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-27/indigenous-telling-whole-story-project-maria-shipwreck/102726758
>For more than 180 years, the story of 26 shipwreck survivors who were killed by Aboriginal people in South Australia has been told from a colonial point of view.
>the largest murder of Europeans by Indigenous people in Australia's colonial history


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.778056 del
>>778053
>oats
I enjoy a good oat but you need to add lots of salt.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.778057 del
>>778056
i consume too much salt as it is, i'll be having a stroke soon if i keep it up


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.778058 del
>>778057
You sound salty.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778059 del
some of the songs i listen to border dangerously close to being country music


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778060 del
>>778058
weber's piss is sweet, mine is salty


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.778061 del
>>778038
>turning my life around
I fucking woke up in the night worried about how I've fucked up my life.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.778062 del
>>778059
There is no shame in that. Your tastes are evolving.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.778063 del
My piss has had a strange smell the last couple of days.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.778064 del
telling myself i am not going to have KFC this week......


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.778065 del
>>778063
there is the most nastiest shit they are putting in canned beans lately


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.778066 del
>>778061
I have these thoughts before I go to sleep and when I wake up.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.778067 del
>>778063
mine is going to smell strongly of coffee today


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.778068 del
>>778066
>tfw not Living your Best Life !


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.778069 del
>>778066
Yeah, if this were a Fallout save I'd definitely reroll but alas.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.778070 del
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woe


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.778071 del
>>778064
we can try


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.778072 del
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>>778055
Day of the spear when?


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.778073 del
PIPPA?!


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.778074 del
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>>778064
telling myself I am not going to have KFC this morning
it's a struggle


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.778075 del
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BOUNCE


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.778076 del
>>778074
lunchtime IS coming


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.778077 del
>>778074
You'll feel sick after having it. Don't have it, neet.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.778078 del
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We need to post some Ana de Armas, to counter the olive menace.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.778079 del
>>778075
that is from last thursday and has been posted already


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.778080 del
>>778075
She has very expressive eyes.


NEET 11/26/2023 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.778081 del
>>778079
Yes, I know. Here is another old Olive.


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>>778078
>4.38 KB 226x223 ana2.jpeg
Hello IGA, how is life in the hovel?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.778083 del
>>778070
What's on your mind neet?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.778084 del
>>778063
Some things you eat do that, colour alright?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.778086 del
>>778075
>>778081
for christ's sake, have some decency and use spoilers


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.778087 del
>>778055
>be fishing
>see giant turtle tied to cloud
>giant turtle goes over the water
>later, turtle demon spitits crawl out of the ocean
>giant turtle must have banished the demons from the ocean
>throw spears at white Sea demons
>throw dead Demons in bad place
>Nobody go that place again
Fin


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.778089 del
>>778083
just impossibility, that's all
hopefully it will go away after some gooning


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.778093 del
I just got an email saying:
>[GIVEN NAME] [SURNAME]! That's my home email
Where the names are those of my spam address (not my real name).
It was sent from a gmail account with a Russian surname.
What do you think it is meant to be for? Is it meant to bait a reply for some phishing or something?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778094 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778095 del
>>778086
Olive is the queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.778096 del
>>778084
Yep. Not sure what I might've eaten.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.778097 del
>>778074
The giant snack pack deal ends today!!!


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.778098 del
>>778097
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.778099 del
>>777983
Full one tonight


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.778100 del
Poor sleep.
Steak and rice for breaky.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.778101 del
>>778093
just testing for a 'live' address


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.778102 del
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Once again, the womboflix movie selection committee is in session. Vote for a movie that's already on the list, or nominate a new one so it will be eligible for voting next time.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
To Live And Die In LA (1985)
The Specialist (1994)
Prisoners (2013)
Sudden Death (1995)
Blood In Blood Out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
Deconstructing Harry
Dredd (2012)


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.778103 del
>>778102
Weekend at Bernies


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.778104 del
>>778033
Cartoons are for children NEET


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.778105 del
I did 4 and a half minutes on the spin bike. Sweating.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.778106 del
>>778105
Good. Ease into it, NEET.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.778107 del
stupid heckin' F/A-18s shaking the house for no good reason


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.778109 del
>>778105
Meaningless metric. Doesn't represent effort.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.778110 del
>>778107
Many years ago they did a sonic boom right over my dwelling and I legit thought it must be a nuclear bomb going off. I had no idea what had happened.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.778111 del
>>778109
Console shill. How much are they paying you?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.778112 del
>>778040
Good morning Darling


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.778113 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.778114 del
>>778110
They were here for the weekend for the silly car race.
Back in the late 80's/early 90's they got in trouble for doing that over Lizbef/Salisbury/Virginia and destroying a bunch of windows and glass houses and stuff.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.778115 del
>>778064
Has anyone tried the fried cookie dough?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.778116 del
The biggest toll from the spin bike so far is on my angus. I am not used to sitting on a seat like that.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778117 del
>>778116
I found that with the BMX. Almost agonising to sit on initially.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778118 del
>>778090
Filthy old bugger


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.778119 del
Spin bikes are also the worst form of cardio.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.778120 del
>>778117
Does it get better?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.778121 del
>>778119
You are being very negative.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778122 del
>>778118
Must be a fit 83 year old. I'd have thought an average woman in her 20s or 30s could wrangle a geriatric, or at least get away from one.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778123 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.778124 del
>>778120
Yeah, it's just retraining your bum muscles (not those ones).


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.778125 del
>>778113
>dr who is really an allegory about white man exploring and conquering the world


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778126 del
>>778119
they're better than running for executives, less stress on the knee joints


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778127 del
Its started. The countdown to when work begins. The late shift lifestyle.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.778128 del
>>778125
he doesn't conquer anything
usually it's let's visit this place to sort these two warring dildo factions out with a side of oh shidd we fugged up and got locked up


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.778129 del
>>778127
You'll be right. I don't want to hear you complaining after 1 shift like you did last time.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.778130 del
>>778127
Good luck NEET.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.778132 del
This negroid tranny has legit ruined the new Doctor Who episode. Feel ill.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.778133 del
>>778129
I might.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.778134 del
>>778132
should have stopped watching after the 9th doctor


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.778135 del
>>778134
I enjoyed the Tennant years and the start of Matt Smith.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.778136 del
>>778135
tennant had a nignog assistant didn't he?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.778137 del
>>778136
For one season yes.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.778138 del
>>778137
Two seasons apparently. Martha Jones was the one I was thinking of, but there was also Mickey Smith


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.778139 del
>>778095
>Olive is the dragqueen of /ausneets/.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.778140 del
>>778138
>Mickey Smith
He wasn't in many episodes.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.778141 del
>>778095
the handsome fella used to be censored
I'm witnessing the fall of ausneets


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.778142 del
>>778122
Yeah, no mention of the 'victims' ages though, or did I miss that?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.778143 del
>>778139
kekked


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.778144 del
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NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.778145 del
You niggers need to get off the goyslop


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.778146 del
>>778142
No, the article didn't mention ages.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.778147 del
>>778145
The spin bike needs a tray table and a cup holder


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.778148 del
>>778145
Settle down tiffin.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.778149 del
>>778145
prove you're not a nigger


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.778150 del
>>778141
Nah, she has been getting posted for years now. The use of spoilers is new and has only been done by a different neet.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.778151 del
>>778150
my bad then
this place is alright then


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.778152 del
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>>778145
give us an aryan food plan O fuhrer


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.778153 del
>>778150
I don't hold with trannies even if it is a tradition.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.778154 del
fucking hell
getting a job ruined my english
I keep making stupid mistakes all the time


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.778155 del
>>778150
The spoilers started after one NEET discovered her IRL identity and the fact she was married and the original Olive poster didn't want to see her anymore.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.778156 del
>>778155
Ryan is not a girl's name. Its a tranny.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.778157 del
>>778156
idk man, olive looks female enough


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.778158 del
>>778157
He uses a lot of filters. It is all smoke and mirrors.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.778159 del
>>778151
Nah it's shit.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.778160 del
>>778152
>I bet tiffin's a vegan like hitler


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.778161 del
>>778158
might be
who knows?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.778162 del
will go to sleep soon
cya


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.778163 del
I'm outside. Needed goon and catdog roll. Lots of lizzy sluts dressing down.
Wonder if they saw the Saturday undies.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.778164 del
Garn local shop to get some neet treats - can I pick up anything there for you neets?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.778165 del
>>778164
KIT-KAT BLOCK


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.778166 del
>>778163
>the Saturday undies
Vile.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.778167 del
>>778102
Deconstructing Harry


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.778168 del


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.778169 del
>>778150
>>778151
Lies. All homoerotic material has always been spoilered.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.778170 del
>>778164
You could have gotten my goon and saved me the trip


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.778171 del
>>778170
Then you wouldn't have been able to perv on low class women.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.778172 del
Can some of our elite gooners post what they're drinking today? I need to live vicariously.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.778173 del
I'm all stuffed full of peanut butter, bananas, and celery.
Garn the wage


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.778174 del
>>778171
Then I wouldn't have been embarrassed about three day old cumdies.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.778175 del
>>778173
Have a good wage NEET.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.778176 del
>>778172
They’ve all died


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.778177 del
Weber you should receive the package by Friday


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.778178 del
>>778177
Big package?


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.778179 del
>>778178
it wouldn't fit into his letterbox


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.778180 del
Finally shaved my head today because of the humidity.
Got cold air blowing on my bald head and it feels good.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.778181 del
Did some deadlifting. Super relaxed now, don't feel like doing anything.


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.778182 del
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>>778180
it suits you neet


NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.778183 del
>>778180
Smooth as a NEETs bottom.


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