>>785324
Poorly bantered.

SA BEST A

>>785327
How does he do it?

>>785323
He started doing that after I mapped the store integer on one of the deli meat purchases to an actual store

Very low quality thread.

The Invisible NEET got me pregnant once.

>>785330
Are you new here?

>>785329
You found the store...
Oh-kay?

>>785333
He flipped out and demanded a banning

>>785319
meal 1 >>>/ck/37
meal 2 >>>/test/5767
meal 3 >>>/ck/319
meal 4 >>785319

>>785331
Bet you didn't see him coming.

>>785332
I thought the thread was in violation of rule 16 but upon close review I have found it to be in accordance with NEET law.

>>785336
Well bantered.

>>785336
I thought it was all a dream at first, but then I saw the skidmarks on the sheets.

Some old-fashioned NEETs would say that Pepe has to be green.

>>785337
Thank you, AdjudicatorNEET.

>>785340
He is, you just can't see him.

>>785333
Hey IGA, have you been keeping up with Cobra?

>>785324
>>785329

Actually how i doxxed IGA was rather simple. I just went to the office of all the low income accomodation / caravan parks with long term stays in the area and asked if they had recently any arrivals with black curly hair who were causing trouble going around accusing everyone else of being Peados.....

>>785341
soup bath XD

>>785340
That's just being racist.

>>785334
It still doesn't compare to Keegan having his address be publicly known here.
Not that it should be called his address since he doesn't own the place lol

>>785340
Yes, we had a discussion about this a while ago. It was over a union jack pepe I think.

>>785344
I'm not based enough to be IGA.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uf4rxCB4lys [Embed]
NEETs need to stop being bad and start being b.goode

Even a supposedly schizophrenic caravan park dweller has better opsec than Keegan.
Lol, lmao!

>>785337
i was of the opinion >>780317 was in violation of rule 16 too....clearly. not. a . pepe.

>how far we have fallen
<HONK !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4NQLmUOgT5M [Embed]
Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows
I fell in love, and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say
A-keep away from a Fryingpan Poo

>>785356
That is the funny thing about nuro. He talks so much shit about IGA and yet even if it were true, IGA still outshines him. Big woof.

>>785356
But he runs a business that is open to the public and you just do this all day.

Wonder how webby is.

It's every day with this stuff.

>>785365
Webby is cuter than that.

>>785363
We love repeat episodes during prime time.

>>785368
I agree.

>>785362
He's harrumphing like usual.

>>785368
There would also be a banjo not a guitar in the background

>>785371
I made this thread and I've been posting nice music (not that Coat Durrr Pirate ones though).

>>785368
I've always pictured him like this. (a bit sad but cute and fluffy)

keegz just jumped on discord.
Tiffin will arrive shortly and start samefagging.

>runs a business
Sleeps in a dunny and assembles k-mart kids bikes for a woman
😂

>>785377
Just admit your love to him, fuck and move in already.

>>785378
He also lubes chains sweaty

It is always nice when TIffin pays us a visit. He lives an interesting life.

Going to have some two minute noodles with a tin of tuna and two eggs mixed in.

>>785379
We'd be better off if they just kissed and made up.

>>785382
Sounds awful.

>>785383
They could invite the other fella too he keeps mentioning

On the De Bortoli

Thinking about a day in 1993 that changed black metal forever.

>>785384
I didn't add the tuna. It was okay.

>>785390
What sort of noodles were they? Maggi beef?

Night.

>>785392
goodnight neet.

>>785391
yeah

>>785392
post a volume warning next time

>>785392
Good night Pidge. xx

I am politically opposed to the pasteurisation of milk.

I am politically opposed to sexual consent.

>>785397
You are fine with homogenisation though. First four letters gives away why.

>>785399
Poorly bantered.

Misso is on a flight. Feeling obsessive and checking the radar. Don't trust those nigger aeronautics for a second.

>>785402
Which neet are you?

>>785402
It is good of you to care so much. She will be fine.

>>785402
you didn't let her get on a plane piloted by literal niggers did you?

New Doctor Who episode watched. Now watching the rest of Loki Season 2.

>>785408
arse soaked?

Downloading Yes Man (2008).
Might just drunkenly work my way through some Jim Carrey films. Woe.

>>785411
>Jim Carrey films.
Rock bottom.

Just reviewing the movie The Specialist. Who voted for it?

>>785413
Looks like one of Nuro's.

>>785412
I actually like them.

>>785411
Might just watch The Number 23 today.

>>785411
That's the movie where he gives consent to anyone who asks.

Want to figure out a way to block women and non-whites on youtube

>>785418
Literally me.

>>785420
Does anyone ask?

Do you guys talk about politics with your parents?

>>785424
Do you?

>>785345
Shouldn't the cops in IGA's home state have told the park owner about his previous convictions for kiddy fiddling?

>>785365
mang that SS deaths head is all wrong.

>>785421
They must have very interesting concrete/pavers.

there's some sort of animal snarling outside my bathroom window. I think it's a possum

>>785429
Don't worry, he does that when he comes on heat it should pass in a few days.

>>785424
My bat is extraordinarily racist. She hates with a peculiar precision as well.

Are people with norman surnames genetically superior to the rest of us?

>>785432
I have a Norman surname and I am definitely superior to most of you.

>>785432
>norman
*irish

>>785433
8 inches?

>>785435
On the longest day of the year when the sun is at it's lowest.

>>785435
I've tried measuring but I don't understand how to do it. If I press the ruler against my fat I can get an extra inch.

>>785434
Get out paddy, ausneets has a whites only policy

>>785437
>fat
Then you are not superior to anyone.

>>785439
Know your place, skelly!

Weber told me I have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile once.

Someone just set their dog on me, fucking bad home neets.

>>785442
Pit bull?

>>785442
You should rape the dog and then rape the owner and then make the dog rape the owner and the owner rape the dog before getting raped by the two of them.

Good night NEETs. See you in the morning.

>>785445
Night.

Ask her what she thinks about Joe Rogan and the band TOOL and then say "Hello freak bitches"

Cat got scared by a big bat. Unsure if bats can even attack but my lemons are apex predators.

What the fuck, bad home neets randomly turned up with Bluetooth speakers to nig around. I've had enough this week neets, shits really diddling my doodle.

Horny.

Watching Yes Man (2008).

>>785325
I swear I've seen this Pepe somewhere recently...hmm


Have a blessed day NEET Bros, o7

>>785454
Thanks neet.
Good luck to you with everything.

>>785455
Thank you. You too.

Had a wank

>>785457
To Debicki?

I've never asked a woman for her number while sober.

>>785459
Monk? I've done it sober but only after I've been talking to her for a bit. I think it is best to keep interactions with a girl in person as much as possible as it gives you an edge over the competition. Texting, apps and shit suppress the advantage of confidence.

It also helps if you're autistic as you can use the girl's reactions.

Need to start going to bed earlier.

Gonna visit my Nan and tell her about all of my degenerate behaviour. Shes my last living extended family
I will tell her about the cocaine and the prostituion

>>785464
Rape

I got it in my hand right now

>>785467
Hard poo?

Holy fucking shit !

ELon Musk, Alex Jones, Vivek Live !

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lPKqbPkeLdGb…

>>785470
BASED

It's falling out of me.

>>785472
look for bits that look like alex jones, and sell them on ebay

Morning NEETs.

>>785474
mording
good pepe
are you using the slow cooker today?

Wild weather

>>785476
It's absolutely fucking fucked.

Today is going to be the day when I finally turn things around. I really have a good feeling about it this time.

>>785477
I have to go to the cbd

>>785479
I'm not going anywhere.

>>785475
No, I don't own a slow cooker.

Rape morning

>>785478
We believe in you.

>>785464
I do not think you should tell her that you have been prostituting yourself. She will never look at you the same again.

>>785478
Good luck NEET.

Strong winds. I can see some disorder and/or damage to my tomato plant. I am not going out for closer inspection yet.

>>785486
She might be able to offer suggestions on nappies.

>>785482
they are good. Very useful.

Snappy tom on toast for breakfast again.

Good Morning NEETs

>>785492
Based.

>>785492
Morning Based One. Beautiful day out there.

>>785491
Sounds nice.

Here's your leader of the opposition, goy

>>785485
That is my exact look

>>785497
You look good, NEET.

>>785496
he's going grey and old, twitter exile has been hard on him

10 minutes on the spin bike. I did not touch the knob.
This will be the final spin bike update NEETs. I did not like the way I was spoken to about it yesterday.

>>785500
>I did not like the way I was spoken to about it yesterday.
He was a rude NEET and you should ignore him.

>struggled to watch Doctor Who (pozzed political shit)
>struggled to watch Rick and Morty (not funny any more)
>struggling to watch Loki now (ridiculous pointless plot)
I struggle to watch anything any more NEETs. It is all so stupid. It all looks fake. Can't lose myself in it.

One day all that will be left to me is sitting staring at the wall.

cut my toenails

>>785501
I should never have mentioned the spin bike at all. It happens every time I mention my diet or exercise activities. You get hen pecked to death about it. Fat hairy alcos telling you you are doing it all wrong.

>>785503
I will not. Disgusting.

>>785499
He is a big boozer.

>>785505
No, I did it already. I had to use side cutters.

>>785504
Do you have another way to hold yourself accountable?

>>785508
I write down all my workouts in an exercise book.

>>785502
Really got into ryan dawson "empire unmasked' yesterday. I just listened to it tho. The video is just background noise.

>>785500
You are going well neet.

>>785507
Thick.

>>785510
I don't think all that political stuff is good for me.

This woman they cast as the female Loki is ugly. Why do they cast so many ugly women on TV now? There was a reason the original TV Jews only cast attractive women. No-one wants to look at ugly women or have them speaking to us. Triggers something inside us.

>>785514
It's definitely deliberate.

>>785513
Then stay a sheep, go watch your sports or cartoons or whatever mummery you fill your mind with. Knowing about the forces that shape the world you live in can stop you from enlisting to fight and die for the bad guys, warn you about psyops to inject you with bioweapons and steal your money. What you call politics is really the world outside of the wooden box you lie in just waiting for the lid to get nailed down. politics is the rules of the game that you are losing at. This is me giving you help, accept it or NGMI.

>>785517
There is nothing I can do about any of it. It is all outside our control. Just makes you feel powerless and hopeless.

>>785518
True dat.
Best not to engage.

Its been recognized since the dawn of civilisation that most humans simply dont have what it takes to be independent. They are happy to be cattle, even enjoy the role. But the thing is: Cattle get milked then harvested. They have no little other use to society. I'm so tired of victims like (You) trolling yourselves with your whining.

>>785520
If you have a driver's license, registered car, use official currency, or basically do any of the things that society requires, then you are cattle too.

I feel like abusing caffeine again, but I know it's not gonna help.

>>785522
I only had a can of mountain jew this mording, so I might go and get a big coffee from somewhere. Need to write a report.

>>785523
I used to use caffeine as an anti-depressant, for which it doesn't really work, just gives you heart palpitations.

Get those blood tests done this week please Weber. I reckon tomorrow morning might be a good day for it.

>>785525
You were using the buzz to keep busy?

>>785520
>Cattle get milked
Even the cows get a rub n tug.

>>785526
Tomorrow mornign I have to be a Pacific National at 8am.

>>785529
Thursday is looking good.

>>785530
I might pencil it in

>>785531
Ballpoint pen it in please.

>>785521
I'm not the same as you. I read Seige.

only cattle learn to read and write

I have noticed the general decay of society is effecting my personal morals too.
I used to be a very honest person. One time I got to the car park and noticed I had accidentally left a block of chocolate in my trolley and not paid for it. So I went back in to the service desk and explained what happened and paid for it.
I would never do that again today. I would just drive home and be pleased to have scored the free chocolate.
Also I now find myself not caring about other people shoplifting and sort of fantasise about doing it myself, though I don't think I will. Not at this stage.

>>785533
>>785536
I reckon he is having a laugh with us with this one. I hope so. You can't always tell.

I have also become less moral about women. I used to be your white knight type but now I am starting to think they may not even be fully human.

>>785537
Laughing isn't allowed.

Giving up on the tugs, that was terrible.

>>785500
What about the NEETs that live through your posts?

>>785504
What does hairy have to do with it?

>>785502
Stop focusing on goyslop.

>>785542
What happened?

Goyslop and ngmi are manufactured memes.

>>785544
Primitive and beast-like.

>>785545
It is all goyslop. If it wasn't they wouldn't let you make it.

>>785546
Got redirected to the hag.

>>785550
You should have politely said no thank you I want the young one.

Down to the last few clumped up spoonfuls of instant coffee.

When tiffin becomes ausneets fuhrer we will only be allowed to consume 100% organic memes.

>>785552
Pour the hot water straight into the jar.

>>785553
I don't think he should be.

I swear my bloody neighbour mows the front lawn 3 times a week

>>785548
Just the way we like our neets.

>>785557
I used to see an old couple use scissors to do their edges.

>>785559
There is a guy who lives in Motherbat's street does something similar. Lies there for hours with a magnifying glass tweezing out something from his lawn. Absolute mentalist.

>>785541
>woth1000.com

i member when humans were making AI like images before GAI existed

i member

>>785562
Good Pepe selection.

Your pitful bleating that I'm a fool for reading in depth is just cope. The slights you come up with vandalize your own stunted moral development and leave my intellect shining and spotless. I am better than you.

>>785564
where’s the fucking bundaberg Christmas spiced ginger beer

>>785535
Last time at the self-serves there was about a dollar's worth of silver in the change dispenser. I was paying cash and expecting change so just scooped it all up and put straight into my pocket. I'd never do that with notes though. Well not unless absolutely skint such as on the day before payday.

>>785557
Make a noise complaint to the council.

>>785567
I just find the behaviour odd. I'm not that worried about it. His lawn is small.

>>785557
He is an industrious person, unlike you lazy good for nothing zoomers

>>785566
>I'd never do that with notes though
I only wouldn't because it is all on camera and you could get caught.
If I knew I could get away with it I would take the notes.

>>785564
Truly you are my superior neet.

>>785570
If you get caught you say you were taking the money to the local police station because the gypsy in the Woolworths uniform can't be trusted

>>785569
I don't know why they don't put the same energy into something good like carpentry. Tweezing the lawn is retarded.

>>785572
You wouldn't get caught right then and there, the guy who left his change behind would come back the next day then the CCTV would be reviewed and it would show you stealing the notes and then it would be referred to the police and they would knock on your door three days later.

>>785573
>carpentry
Might work on my hole over Christmas

>>785573
There is satisfaction to be had from gazing out your front windows at a very orderly and well maintained lawn and garden.

>>785574
You put it in an envelope when you get home and leave it alone for a week or two.
Same way Tiffin writes 'unsolicited - return to sender' on parcels of contraband he receives

post lady brought wiksy

>>785577
> writes 'unsolicited - return to sender
I write that on all the local boongs but they still come back.

>>785580
Gordon is right. Based and red-pilled.

>>785509
Based.

rape

>>785575
Make this box for me please.

>>785584
You would just abuse it for your own selfish sexual pleasure.

>>785551
The young one did it, very rudely.

>>785586
>very rudely.
More details please.

BBQ Bacon Angus and a flat white

>>785588
Sounds like a good lunch.

>>785590
Yes. The burger was quite alright and the coffee is hitting the spot. I might actually get some work done this arvo.

>>785587
I'll write up a semi detailed summary once I wage off.

>>785592
Thank you. I look forward to it.

>>785594
Adelaide still gets their electricity from whale oil

>>785596
Nah it's 100% wind power and they fall over or catch fire when it's windy

Why didn't this country get into nuclear power back in the 50s? We've got huge reserves of uranium.

>>785598
Good question.

>>785599
looks like one of our heavier neets leaned on it

>>785599
Another .webp image.

>>785602
half your google image search results will be these days
who gives a shit?

>>785599
Climate change did this.

>>785598
Because of cock smokers like Peter Garrett

>>785599
I hope the cows dont get electromagged.

>>785595
Reaching level of happiness I wish to achieve.

It's so sick they put adhd on the NDIS, I've just been doing burnouts in disabled spots all day and rattling my dexies at pregnant women on the tram so they give me their seats

>>785592
Was she a basement bargain price though?

>>785609
Can you please share a news link?

>>785575
I look forward to the developments.

>>785611
There's a senate inquiry into including it. Shitposts shouldn't be taken so seriously.

>>785607
Reaching level of happiness I wish to achieve.

>>785612
better question - does it cover incels? Government issued gf when?

What happened to the neet who was going to eat a whole cheesecake? We need an update.

>>785617
I can't see that happening unless NPNW takes off in a way that fucks the economy.

>>785618
He gave the update.

>>785609
Can I get a woman to come to my house to clean my bum?

>>785622
You can get somebody to come clean your bum, but I don't think you get much of a say with regards to gender or attractiveness.

What do neets think about seeing The Specialist (1994)?

>>785624
should be alright

>>785609
NDIS is communism for retards

>>785623
If not a cute girl, can it at least be a comely thai ladyboy with a plunger?

>>785628
all you can do is ask, mate

>>785630
We covered this last Thursday or Friday, Pete.

>>785632
I'm sorry. I'll read the article again.

>>785632
it's ok fren, retards are welcome here on ausneets

>>785624
its a good moofie, worth it just James Woods performance alone. Bonus is you get to see prime Sharon Stone tiddies

Tormented by adipose.

Is Monk up yet?

Watching Aliens again. Got to a scene where they find abandoned coffee and donuts. Now I'm hungry.

>>785638
>abandoned donuts
thinking about bill

>>785637
too early

>>785639
I'm trying to figure out if it's glazed or plain

>>785638
That donut should be moldy

>>785642
it's an alien planet, maybe they were careful not to introduce any molds when they settled it

>>785643
They already had rats/gerbils in a cage so they probably brought all their diseases and aids with them.
I bet they don't even have internet on that planet.

>>785642
McDolands doesn't go moldy

>>785623
Yes they do. Every second client says it and I write it as a request for support to have good English skills. I've had a client ask for 'no faggots or niggers', I forget how I wrote that.
Choice and control is what it's all about. They also don't need to tell you why.

>>785627
Job creation.

>>785646
>I've had a client ask for 'no faggots or niggers', I forget how I wrote that.
I'd have thought you'd look after Webby yourself.

>>785646
>Choice and control is what it's all about. They also don't need to tell you why.
That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. You can't do it as a landlord.

>>785649
If a mong goes off it is an issue for an employer
>Psychosocial hazards may interact or combine to create new, changed or higher risks. It is important to consider all the psychosocial hazards workers may be exposed to when managing psychosocial risks.
>A person conducting a business or undertaking (PCBU) must eliminate psychosocial risks, or if that is not reasonably practicable, minimise them so far as is reasonably practicable.
https://www.safeworkaustralia.gov.au/safety-topic/managing-health-and-safety/mental-health/psychosocial-hazards

>>785648
only on his birthday

>>785650
So if I'm admitted to hospital I can demand only white nurses and doctors?

>>785653
Nope.
>As a public patient you cannot choose your own doctor and will be treated by the doctor(s) and medical team assigned by the hospital.
https://www.sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/public+content/sa+health+internet/resources/your+rights+and+responsibilities+english

One rule for mongs and another for the white racists who actually fund the healthcare system

>>785653
You have a right to refuse treatment. I don't know their regulations but they would have to respect your wishes unless you were placed on a mental health order or whatever it is.

>>785654
That was the original poster

lol Bruce Lehrmann told chief of staff, Fiona Brown, he had a new job at ASIO. Brown called ASIO and they said they’d never heard of him.

>>785659
>Brown called ASIO and they said they’d never heard of him.
Which is their default response to anything anyway.

Walked in the back door and a thick, curvy, fit Chinese lady was sitting out the back. I said hello and she sort of shrugged and moved her head towards the door then did it again. I think she grunted. The receptionist was significantly less attractive.

>>785662
You need to get a proper prostitute.

>>785663
He needs Brittany Higgins to poo on his chest.

making pajeet bring me alcohol in the thunder dunder

>>785664
She fat.

>>785666
more room for poos in a fat person

>>785665
Is Sir doing the needful quickly

>>785668
about 14 minutes away appanrelt.y

pajeet turned his tracking off

>>785670
uh-oh

>>785670
Pajeet, where art thou? Art thou shitting in thine street?

pajeet cancelled it, then two more accepted and cancelled
fucking cowards scared of a bit of rain and a cranky white guy

Based Caesar Augustus

I want to go shopping but it is raining. Might need to tough it out.

>>785674
>Life prison for killing his sister's rapist
must have got a jewish judge

>>785675
If you see Pajeet run him off the road

>>785676
Eh, a woman would also be that evil/retarded.

Power flickering.

>>785673
Sir has failed the needful.

>>785681
Jaybhai is bringing it now
he actually has it on board cos I watched him drive to the bottle shop

Are there any recent photos of Curry Incel Decline?
It has been months since I have seen anything. I want to know how is steroid body is going.

>>785682
Give Sir a friendly wave as a tip.

Think I might just go hungry tonight and do my shopping tomorrow.

>>785114
holy shit, thanks for letting me know
now I can go there again and be a pain in the arse

>>785683
Who? he doesn't have any hits on simpcity.

>>785686
In the sense of the metal it is pronouced as led. eg. "slinging lead" to mean shooting.
In the sense of leading, eg. "lead the way", it is pronounced as "leed". It rhymes with sneed, feed, etc.

pajeet delivered finally
fucking pissing down and the silly cunt wanted to see some identification

>>785689
He did well.

Who does Dan beat?!

>>785665
The indolent white master race commands the brown servant caste.

>>785688
thanks for letting me know, I didn't knew that
I was talking about why people pronounce elfen lied as elfen lead (the metal)

nvm
lied2
[ leed; German leet ]SHOW IPA

noun,plural lied·er [lee-der; German lee-duhr].
a typically 19th-century German art song characterized by the setting of a poetic text in either strophic or through-composed style and the treatment of the piano and voice in equal artistic partnership:

The series' title is a misspelling of "Elfenlied", German for "Elves' Song" or more formally "song of the elves'" and takes its name from the song "Elfenlied", which is featured in the story.

>>785692
He beat me off, but it still didn't match what craig did for me.

now it makes sense

Might have a wank and do some online shopping.

>>785694
>why people pronounce elfen lied as elfen lead
We won two world wars against the germans, we'll pronounce their language however the fuck we want.

>>785700
This is anti South Australian rhetoric.

>>785700
holy kek
it made me laugh

>>785662
She rejected you to munch on some fried bugs instead.

Horny again.

yesterday I was drunk (again, sober by romanian standards) all day with the boomers at work
at 11 pm they asked me if I wanted to go to hookers with them
had to decline because I don't wanna be a cheating asshole
plus from what I can gather it's worse than alcohol; once it gets in your blood, you can't stop it
plus I have no money
maybe next time

wanked to malena morgan

>>785699
What is on the shopping list?

>>785704
Dirty mind.

>>785703
This NEET has a good point. You need to take some token gift in to the brothel like sweets or some gee-gaws. Go down to chinatown and pick up a packet or two of fried bugs and present them to the surly chink whores and their bad manners will improve, you'll see.

very disturbing to see a youtube video a few years old with people wearing masks

Going to go shopping.

>>785707
Need a bag and some trackies.

Going to wash my hands now that I've wanked.

>>785711
Bag of fried insects please.

>>785712
5XL trackies?

Burnt my hands. Shouldn't have washed them.