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NEET General #770 - Look at the Door Edition NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No. 784284 [X]
Have you NEETs ever struggled to communicate your wishes to a tradesman?

Old Thread:>>783298


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.784318 [X] del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.784319 [X] del
i liek paint


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.784320 [X] del >>784321
Do any neets like to sniff paint?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.784321 [X] del
>>784320
Not gonna lie, stain sealer and enamel timber paint smell fucking fantastic.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.784322 [X] del
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.784324 [X] del
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FREEDOM AND REPARATIONS FOR BILL


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.784330 [X] del >>784336>>784362
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.784331 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.784332 [X] del
Democratic gangrape


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.784334 [X] del >>784335
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Remembering Possum's TV.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.784335 [X] del
>>784334
It's the Possums TV now.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.784336 [X] del
>>784330
Handsome devil.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.784337 [X] del >>784338
>>784333
Thanks Joslin but I think its been removed.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.784338 [X] del >>784339
>>784337
Poor Joslin.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.784339 [X] del
>>784338
It's disgusting how they treat boongs like Joslin on that site.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.784340 [X] del >>784366
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>>784298
Richard and Mortimus S07E08 was downloaded on tuesday, and i have just been too shagged to watch it, and yes during that time i heard about its extremely low quality and am probably not going to watch it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.784341 [X] del >>784343>>784344>>784361
still never seen an episode of that show


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.784342 [X] del >>784346>>784351
>Man rescues struggling calf by easing gas buildup for relief


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.784343 [X] del >>784347
>>784341
Same, cartoons are for children anyway. Or in this case man-children.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.784344 [X] del >>784345>>784363
>>784341
Its good. Cruisey likes it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.784345 [X] del
>>784344
Cruisey likes Woody films too..


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.784346 [X] del
>>784342
We may have to do this at the commune.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.784347 [X] del
>>784343
southpark has also been good lately and venture brothers movie was also really good


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.784349 [X] del
>>784348
>$427,561 to $476,323 by 2025
basically the increase is the entire salary of some people


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.784350 [X] del >>784352>>784365
Has Monk woken up yet?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.784351 [X] del
>>784342
I could use that sometimes.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.784352 [X] del
>>784350
Still asleep on that bowling green.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.784354 [X] del >>784355>>784357
Knees hurt. Had a big binge. Feel awful. Have a headache. Woe.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.784355 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.784356 [X] del
>have no idea who owen shroyer is


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.784357 [X] del >>784358>>784360
>>784354
What was the nature of this binge? I want all the details.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.784358 [X] del
>>784357
He needs his belly pierced.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.784360 [X] del >>784364
>>784357
500g of beef mince with six eggs.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.784361 [X] del
>>784341
No KFC, no burgers, no rick and mortys


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.784362 [X] del
>>784330
ngl that arse jiggle at the end got NEETjr a little excited.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.784363 [X] del >>784367
>>784344
I watched up to season three.
I tried to re-watch it so I could get back up to date but zoned out and stopped.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.784364 [X] del >>784369
>>784360
You working out NEET?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.784365 [X] del
>>784350
Woken up to the fact there is no wagon ?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.784366 [X] del >>784368
>>784340
>too shagged
You haven't had a root in over ten(10) years.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.784367 [X] del
>>784363
It was too intellectual for you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.784368 [X] del >>784371
>>784366
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.784369 [X] del
>>784364
No, and even for one of the gym neets that'd probably be excessive.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.784370 [X] del
>>784359
Cheers neet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.784371 [X] del >>784372
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>>784368
an incredibly innacurate. its been a while but it certainly has not been 10 years

also whats worse is the projection... its probable in the same boat... its so sad really that this its life


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.784372 [X] del >>784381
>>784371
You said a few years ago that it has been ten years since you had a woman smile at you. I guess if you count that hooker you paid to fuck but who refused to smile at you it has been less than ten years though.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.784373 [X] del >>784426
IGA posted a video of himself with the most HORRID fat brown prostitute. The infamous red light video series.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.784374 [X] del >>784376
so now they're going to snipe at each other for the rest of the night


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.784375 [X] del
Monk can issue the appropriate bans when he wakes up and stumbles back home to his outhouse.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.784376 [X] del
>>784374
It never ends. Two retards trying to one up the other endlessly.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.784377 [X] del >>784388
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSXrYHrNw [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.784378 [X] del >>784459
Back on the Taylor Swift.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.784379 [X] del
>>784359
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.784380 [X] del
>>784359
Thank you m8. You are a good NEET.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.784381 [X] del >>784382>>784385
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>>784372
>You said a few years ago that it has been ten years since you had a woman

Nuro has ladies smile at him everyday. Whether its the quality service he provides at the shop or the silver fox gracing the bike track on that champagne afternoon ride that Nuro is one hell of a guy.....


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.784382 [X] del
>>784381
Based.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.784383 [X] del
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LET BILL GO, WOMBO


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.784384 [X] del >>784387
What on womboflix tonight?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.784385 [X] del
>>784381
>at the shop
The shop that he owns!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.784386 [X] del
hope monk comes back and starts banning cunts


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.784387 [X] del
>>784384
to live and die in la


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.784388 [X] del >>784389>>784394
>>784377
ooof, scratch that boomer out.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.784389 [X] del >>784394
>>784388
That was here in BEST A. Think he lived.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.784390 [X] del >>784391
Feel tired all day everyday.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.784391 [X] del >>784392
>>784390
Clean up the diet and lifestyle please NEET.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.784392 [X] del >>784393
>>784391
>diet
What should I eat?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.784393 [X] del
>>784392
BEANS.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.784394 [X] del >>784395>>784399>>784413
>>784388
>>784389
>A huge thank you to everyone who donated towards my rehabilitation.

Thankfully I've made a full recovery from this list of injuries:
Factured skull and facial bones
Fractured left scapular
Punctured lung
Fractured left 6-11 ribs
Grade 3 splenic injury
Left descending aorta intimal injury
Fractured L1-L4 transverse vertebrae
Fractured T4-T7 spinous vertebrae
Fractured right pelvis
Fractured laryngeal cartilage
Lip lacerations


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.784395 [X] del >>784396
>>784394
He's very lucky.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.784396 [X] del >>784397
>>784395
I heard he now drives a CYBER TRUCK


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.784397 [X] del >>784400
>>784396
>CYBER TRUCK
I wonder what that costs to insure to here

>Since its unveiling, the Tesla Cybertruck has seen its fair share of criticism over its angular design. One aspect of the design that's often overlooked is safety. Not only were there concerns about ineffective or non-existent crumple zones, Australia's car safety chief said in an interview with News.com.au that he had concerns about the truck's sharp edges and how they will affect pedestrian collisions.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/Elon-Musk-touts-Cybertruck-pedestrian-safety-after-avoiding-EU-launch-over-missed-pedestrian-safety-regulations-for-vehicle-design.780315.0.html


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.784398 [X] del
Had seven choc ripple debickies. Also having a coffee. Perked up a bit. Might have the energy in me for a wank.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.784399 [X] del
>>784394
sometimes sexual trysts at neet council meetings can be a little rough


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.784400 [X] del
>>784397
After the cybertruck we will have fewer pedestrians, but faster ones.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.784401 [X] del
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.784403 [X] del
>>784402
Communal gf 2024.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.784404 [X] del >>784405
>>784402
DJ Flipper should pump out some tunes at the events.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.784405 [X] del >>784406
>>784404
He's been pumping out tunes on Bill's phone all day


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.784406 [X] del >>784408
>>784405
Bounce around to it!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.784407 [X] del >>784409
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.784408 [X] del
>>784406
It is awful FreshFM style stuff. Bill is about 5 years older than me. I could almost understand him listening to the techno from when he was a teenager, but not the shit they churn out now.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.784409 [X] del >>784410>>784412
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>>784407
lol this week should be mildly interesting/amusing


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.784410 [X] del
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>>784409
he's a very naughty boy


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.784411 [X] del
The new Morty voice is worse than the new Rick one.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.784412 [X] del
>>784409
ALP will make some noises about sanctioning Elon/Twooter, and Tom will get a token ban to keep the peace


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.784413 [X] del >>784414>>784416>>784417
>>784394
I think its a thing that there is a big risk he will die after he gets out of hospital with multi damage to his body like that. Nuro's bossman died suddenly after his car wreck because of the damage.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.784414 [X] del >>784415
>>784413
>Nuro's bossman died suddenly after his car wreck because of the damage.
Nuro's bossman died riding his bike into a log and then hitting a shipping container head first or something comically retarded.
He did smash a work van first though in a separate incident, IIRC.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.784415 [X] del
>>784414
There was speculation Nuro had tampered with the brakes both times.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.784416 [X] del
>>784413
The video was posted 3 years ago. His biggest risk now is probably infections due to teh spleen


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.784417 [X] del >>784419>>784420
>>784413
Between globohomo, the ayys, and the freemasons I don't think we will ever know the full story. One thing is certain though, many neets sleep safely in their beds only because of nuro's heroic and secret battles with unseen forces we can only imagine.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.784418 [X] del >>784421
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10114425/Partner-reveals-final-moments-Yandina-father-Ashley-McGowan-killed-Sunshine-Coast.html
>Ashley McGowan died after his motorbike veered off Collins Road in Ninderry, on the Sunshine Coast, before slamming into a log and a shipping container on Tuesday.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.784419 [X] del >>784422
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>>784417
If Nuro is such a hero then why do these exist?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.784420 [X] del
>>784417
Based.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.784421 [X] del
>>784418
RIP OG Bossman.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.784422 [X] del
>>784419
Because Hard Gay Raw is an LGBTQIAP+ friendly business.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.784423 [X] del >>784424>>784425>>784430>>784432
Bill has gone for the day.
He left the doughnut and the energy drink where I had put them this morning. Won't be making that mistake again.
When he was here last Sunday he talked about spending longer here tonight, but that was probably meant in jest, like buying paint during the week.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.784424 [X] del >>784427
>>784423
>He left the doughnut ...Won't be making that mistake again.
Eat all but half a mouthful and blame it on the ants.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.784425 [X] del >>784428
>>784423
Did you clearly explain to him that the donut and drink were for him?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.784426 [X] del >>784429
>>784373
Pretty sure that was StirFry


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.784427 [X] del
>>784424
I ate it just then. It will do for dinner, with the OP rum and wine I'm about to consume.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.784428 [X] del >>784437
>>784425
Yess.... I was eating my doughnut and drinking my drink when he arrived and I gestured at them and said they were for him.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.784429 [X] del >>784431


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.784430 [X] del >>784436
>>784423
Can you not be there next time? Would you trust him?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.784431 [X] del >>784434


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.784432 [X] del >>784436
>>784423
Good progress made?
Will things be in okay condition for Motherbat's arrival?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.784433 [X] del >>784435>>784469
It's the fucking phone. It's made me be a boong again.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.784434 [X] del
>>784431
Stanley.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.784435 [X] del
>>784433
Put it on silent mode.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.784436 [X] del
>>784430
I can't trust him to secure the house again when he's going.
And where am I going to go anyway?

>>784432
Things should be fine enough for her when she gets here in two weeks. Not finished, but nothing that will stop her being comfortable.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.784437 [X] del
>>784428
He doesn't feel comfortable eating alone


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.784438 [X] del >>784439>>784440>>784473
Corvette Club Christmas dinner was tonight. Not going. Haven't attended a club meeting since September, or a club drive since May.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.784439 [X] del >>784442
>>784438
I don't think there'll be much of a turnout due to rain anyhow.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.784440 [X] del >>784450
>>784438
Are you too large to get in and out of the 'vette?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.784441 [X] del
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.784442 [X] del
>>784439
It was all prebooked and money paid and undercover.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.784443 [X] del >>784444
Surely Monk hasn't slept in this late...


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.784444 [X] del >>784445
>>784443
he's probably in the remand centre


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.784445 [X] del
>>784444
quads confirmed for truth


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.784446 [X] del
Monk probably hasn't slept.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.784447 [X] del
He's going to chafe his dick again.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.784448 [X] del >>784449>>784451
I have risen. Having some charcoal chicken chips and carlton draught.
Is there something pressing I need to attend to?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.784449 [X] del >>784450>>784453
>>784448
Good morning King. How was your night?

There are no pressing moderation matters.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.784450 [X] del >>784454
>>784449
>There are no pressing moderation matters.
>>784440


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.784451 [X] del >>784452
>>784448
We need a dick pic to verify it's you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.784452 [X] del >>784471
>>784451
Count the warts.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.784453 [X] del >>784455>>784458>>784461
>>784449
It was ok but not worth the hangover. Ended up at a nightclub, did lots of cocaine again. Kissed a femoid and squeezed her boobies. Slept poorly, waking up to piss multiple times. Bender woes.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.784454 [X] del
>>784450
I asked that in good faith. I used the word "large" instead of fat to be polite.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.784455 [X] del >>784456
>>784453
>Kissed a femoid and squeezed her boobies
Well done. Was she a good sort?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.784456 [X] del >>784457
>>784455
Not really. I also got another chicks number. I also offended another girl by asking if she wanted to go and fuck in the carpark.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.784457 [X] del
>>784456
>asking if she wanted to go and fuck in the carpark.
You Chad.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.784458 [X] del
>>784453
>did lots of cocaine again
how much do you owe now?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.784459 [X] del >>784660
>>784378
Only in your dreams nigga


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.784460 [X] del >>784578
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.784461 [X] del >>784465
>>784453
>did lots of cocaine again
Monk? No!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.784462 [X] del >>784464>>784477
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Lord Nuro is in the natural cool zone 😎


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.784463 [X] del >>784467>>784472>>784478
Garn order some pidser for dindins, what do you neets want?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.784464 [X] del
>>784462
Based.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.784465 [X] del >>784466
>>784461
Monk on coke is actually meeting girls, living his best life. Leave him alone.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.784466 [X] del
>>784465
Well that is all well and good until he comes down and the wheels not only fall off the wagon they fall of his own fucking rail cars. 🤡


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.784467 [X] del
>>784463
a poisoned one please


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.784468 [X] del
>>784359
Hey you're alright.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.784469 [X] del
(370.83 KB 2093x1340 phoneboo.jpeg)
>>784433
on ya cuz


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.784470 [X] del
>>784359
Cheers neet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.784471 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.784472 [X] del
>>784463
Prawn one thanks.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.784473 [X] del >>784476>>784486
>>784438
Further you slip into anti-social isolation...


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.784474 [X] del >>784475
We will be watching To Live And Die In LA (1985) in 90 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.784475 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.784476 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.784477 [X] del >>784479>>784483
>>784462
That's a lovely photo, thanks for sharing it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.784478 [X] del
>>784463
calzone


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.784479 [X] del >>784485


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.784480 [X] del >>784484
30.9°C outside, 29.8 inside.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.784481 [X] del
>calzone
My exact body type. Melted cheese oozing out my seams.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.784482 [X] del
finna rape fr fr no cap deadass


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.784483 [X] del >>784491>>784521>>784528
>>784477
Thanks. I am chilling and just had 4 seperate groups of geocaching faggots run through the area. This place now just stinks of reddit and I must leave 🥴


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.784484 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.784485 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.784486 [X] del >>784488
>>784473
Yep. And nobody notices or cares.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.784487 [X] del
Hard not to notice Weber.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.784488 [X] del >>784497
>>784486
What are they supposed to do?
You just feel helpless watching someone slide into the abyss like this.
I find it very upsetting.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.784489 [X] del
I could have saved him.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.784490 [X] del >>784492>>784493
Sometimes they are determined not to be saved. :(


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.784491 [X] del >>784494
>>784483
Don't come back!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.784493 [X] del >>784495
>>784490
Some of us cant be saved.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.784494 [X] del >>784542
>>784491
Rude !


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.784495 [X] del >>784496
>>784493
You think that but it is not true.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.784496 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.784497 [X] del >>784498
>>784488
>What are they supposed to do?
They take my money, but nobody says "where have you been?" or "are you okay?".


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.784498 [X] del
>>784497
Are they obligated to? Cancel your membership.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.784499 [X] del >>784500>>784501>>784514
Home made pizza dough with yeast.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.784500 [X] del
>>784499
My exact body type.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.784501 [X] del
>>784499
Yeast?!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.784502 [X] del >>784505>>784506
(68.24 KB 547x456 invisible.png)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.784503 [X] del >>784507>>784515
It has been quite a long time since anyone gave me positive feedback on one of my "exact body type" posts.
Is it another one of my failed memes?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.784504 [X] del >>784508>>784517>>784526
Weber should join the NSN and get fit.
Tribe and train


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.784505 [X] del
>>784502
That's a good Pepe.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.784506 [X] del
>>784502
nigger


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.784507 [X] del >>784509
>>784503
I give them a wry smile sometimes.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.784508 [X] del
>>784504
They never want to do a racism at McDonalds, only at Parliament.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.784509 [X] del
>>784507
Thank you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.784510 [X] del >>784548>>784552
lamb mince


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.784511 [X] del >>784512>>784513>>784516>>784522>>784538>>784543>>784544>>784549>>784595>>784596
I will try and think of all my unsuccessful and underwhelming failed memes.

>my exact body type
>food for thought
>Detergent Jones
>Pineapple Juice

There are probably more. At least I am trying.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.784512 [X] del >>784524>>784538
>>784511
Detergent Jones had potential, once.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.784513 [X] del
>>784511
(You) forget two okay?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.784514 [X] del
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>>784499
Don't forget the garlic bred.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.784515 [X] del
(64.97 KB 700x525 boongtu.jpeg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.784516 [X] del >>784518
>>784511
Did you used to post hearty kek?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.784517 [X] del
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.784518 [X] del >>784520


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.784519 [X] del >>784523>>784525
I'm a CINK. Centrelink income no kids.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.784520 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.784521 [X] del
>>784483
>now just stinks
I have no doubt.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.784522 [X] del >>784527
>>784511
The my exact body type has seen some usage. Not all memes have what it takes for stardom.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.784523 [X] del
>>784519
based bludger


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.784524 [X] del
>>784512
Food for thought.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.784525 [X] del >>784529
>>784519
Same here. Pronounced Sink (not Chink). As in resources sink.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.784526 [X] del
>>784504
>NSN
please explain


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.784527 [X] del >>784530
>>784522
>seen some usage.
I think all of them have been me. Maybe someone else used it once.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.784528 [X] del >>784531>>784617
>>784483
I always wanted to try geocaching. Don't disparage it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.784529 [X] del
>>784525
>(not Chink)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.784530 [X] del >>784532
>>784527
You just keep using them until other neets mistakenly think they have currency and start using them too in an effort to be cool. That's how I got all my memes into use.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.784531 [X] del >>784617
>>784528
It seems a wholesome outdoors activity.
Strong reddit type fanbase though.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.784532 [X] del >>784535
>>784530
Yeah but after a certain point you have to admit they aren't catching on.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.784534 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W1eL9Uzbq3A [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.784535 [X] del
(125.78 KB 1200x1200 bmw.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.784536 [X] del >>784539
NEETs I have to declare that getting on the diet wagon has me feeling better. It takes about a week for you to get all the junk out of your system, then you feel better.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.784537 [X] del >>784553
>>784533
Hey cumguzzler.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.784538 [X] del
>>784359
You boong.

>>784511
>>784512
I'd like to read more Detergent Jones stories.
Where can I do that.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.784539 [X] del >>784540
>>784536
Sí, eso te dije hace años.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.784540 [X] del >>784541
>>784539
>años.
you don't have to be a linguists expert to know this is wog for anus


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.784541 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.784542 [X] del
(476.92 KB 728x1032 meow.png)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.784543 [X] del
>>784511
PJ was the worst


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.784544 [X] del
>>784511
PJ was the best


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.784545 [X] del
Jump motherfucker jump!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.784546 [X] del >>784550>>784564
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(1.24 MB 3024x4032 s495la2iu25c1.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.784547 [X] del >>784551
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fu2ZSMgWstk [Embed]

This was great to watch live


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.784548 [X] del
>>784510
Shepherd's pie


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.784549 [X] del
>>784511
Detergent Jones is good.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.784550 [X] del >>784558
>>784546
the fish poking he tongue out


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.784551 [X] del
>>784547
It was funny when they chucked bottled piss over Scetka or whatever his name is


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.784552 [X] del >>784556>>784557
>>784510
My exact body type


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.784554 [X] del >>784560
On the Black Sabbath vietnam war edits


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.784555 [X] del >>784561>>784562>>784563>>784570
Accidental boongery.. And I'm back on the FUCKING! TOILET PHONE!!!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.784556 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784557 [X] del
>>784552
Well bantered.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784558 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784559 [X] del
>>784553
It is not.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784560 [X] del
>>784554
It's a pity they didn't have mobile phones and shit back then. The footage of gooks getting murked is pretty crappy for the most part.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784561 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.784562 [X] del >>784565
>>784555
>Accidental boongery
What happened?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.784563 [X] del >>784566
>>784555
>FUCKING! TOILET PHONE!!!
You did this well with the little phone keyboard.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.784564 [X] del >>784567>>784568>>784574>>784582
>>784546
She put that whole fish up her pussy


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.784565 [X] del
>>784562
I don't know. It doesn't last long anymore.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.784566 [X] del >>784569
>>784563
It's an effort


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.784567 [X] del
>>784564
Came out descaled.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.784568 [X] del
>>784564
imagine the smell


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.784569 [X] del
>>784566
it's even harder on iphone because it wants to turn single ticks into fancy curly ones


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.784570 [X] del >>784573
>>784555
Any roses to snack on while you're in there?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.784571 [X] del >>784575
>iphone


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.784572 [X] del
Want to do coke with cruisey in possoms shed


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.784573 [X] del
>>784570
the chocolates or the flowers?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.784574 [X] del >>784577
>>784564
I hope she stepped on a #5/0 jighead in bare feet


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.784575 [X] del >>784576
>>784571
Who you calling?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.784576 [X] del
>>784575
GHOSTBUSTERS


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.784577 [X] del >>784579
>>784574
>further and further


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.784578 [X] del
>>784460
Sheeeeeeeeeit


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.784579 [X] del
>>784577
mein further


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.784580 [X] del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)
Ready.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.784581 [X] del >>784583>>784587
I was raped by a ghost


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.784582 [X] del
>>784564
She must be gaped.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.784583 [X] del
>>784581
I believe you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.784584 [X] del >>784586>>784589
>having daily showers


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.784585 [X] del
balls hurt gay shouldnt have won ANYTHING its a cringe DATING SIM disguised as an RPG and should NOT and WILL NOT be ALLOWED in my CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.784586 [X] del
>>784584
All NEETs should.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.784587 [X] del
>>784581
Casper wouldn't do that.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.784588 [X] del >>784593>>784597>>784602
Is KikeNEET here?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.784589 [X] del
>>784584
Waste of water.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.784590 [X] del
(394.44 KB 1020x1500 live_and_die_in_la.jpg)
Get in here neets, we're watching To Live And Die In LA (1985) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.784591 [X] del
(1.05 MB 618x1100 11135935.mp4)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.784592 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KWS2J302k4k [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.784593 [X] del >>784594
>>784588
Keep an eye out during tomorrow's moofie


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.784594 [X] del
>>784593
>moofie


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.784595 [X] del >>784597>>784598>>784719
>>784511
brokestraightboys.com


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.784596 [X] del
>>784511
None of those are as bad as STTT.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.784597 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.784598 [X] del >>784599
>>784595
That was one of Mongaro's.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.784599 [X] del
>>784598
how do you know?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.784600 [X] del >>784601
wasn't there a forced orb meme?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.784601 [X] del
>>784600
That was only nuro.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.784602 [X] del >>784603
>>784588
Don't call me that.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.784604 [X] del >>784605
Fell asleep before.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.784605 [X] del >>784611
>>784604
So? Everyone has fallen asleep before.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.784606 [X] del >>784608
Gonna cruise for some more carltons


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.784607 [X] del >>784610


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.784608 [X] del
>>784606
McCrispy too?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.784609 [X] del
We and webby wearing balaclavas in north Hollywood, 1997


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.784610 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.784611 [X] del
>>784605
Monk is too high speed to fall asleep.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.784612 [X] del >>784614
>High Speed Monk
That was an okay meme.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.784613 [X] del >>784620
Disgusting myself with my farts.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.784614 [X] del >>784615
>>784612
He may be entering that phase soon if not already unless big changes are made.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.784615 [X] del >>784616
>>784614
He is what he is. Year of acceptance.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.784616 [X] del >>784618
>>784615
Is next year part II?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.784617 [X] del >>784619>>784628
(3.94 MB 640x636 tenor (2).gif)
>>784528
>>784531
Lord Nuro just got back to Noosa

Geocachin aint bad by itself but when normies hijack it as a group activity, this time a christmas hunt you just have in my case 5 groups of 5 numpties wandering endlessly around a park looking for some meaningless trinket. They all dont find it, nor do the groups communicate (because they are competition) so you find yourself in a park in a comfy place and then 5 seperate crime forensics teams start investigating all the space around you.... even worse is some find it and others dont...... i just cant explain how annoying it is to watch .....


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.784618 [X] del
>>784616
Yes it is another year of acceptance. The NEETs took too long to accept the first one.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.784619 [X] del
>>784617
*cough*


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.784620 [X] del >>784624>>784625
>>784613
I hold my shit in for as long as I can do my farts smell horrible.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.784621 [X] del >>784622
This humid weather causes my skin to itch.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.784622 [X] del
>>784621
No it doesn't


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.784623 [X] del >>784625
God, it stinks all of a sudden!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.784624 [X] del >>784629
>>784620
Big poos?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.784625 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.784626 [X] del
(78.13 KB 1078x789 GA1I7I-bcAAZpFl.jpeg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.784627 [X] del
(43.93 KB 333x614 11135798.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.784628 [X] del
>>784617
>even worse is some find it and others dont.
You should have helped them.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.784629 [X] del >>784631
>>784624
Big heavy poo, solid and thick providing rich aromatic gases released from the colon.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.784630 [X] del
96%


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.784632 [X] del >>784649
(80.04 KB 869x823 GA2eMQhWgAEaEli.jpeg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.784633 [X] del
>>784631
Thanks for the reminder.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.784634 [X] del
>>784631
If you eat the whole tub you get mega diarrhea and the hospital has to deal with it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.784635 [X] del >>784636>>784637
That iced cream is very nice


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.784636 [X] del
>>784635
Metamucil?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.784637 [X] del
>>784635
I am glad you enjoyed it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.784638 [X] del >>784641>>784647
(1.04 MB 1200x1600 R(30).jpg)
(504.32 KB 4594x2949 337990.jpg)
(252.20 KB 1920x1200 R(29).jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.784639 [X] del >>784653>>784656>>784664>>784762
I might try and buy some more meth. I liked how it made me feel included in the local community, smiling and greeting people on my morning walk, having actual conversations with storekeepers.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.784640 [X] del
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>Lord


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.784641 [X] del
>>784638
One of each would be nice.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.784642 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.784643 [X] del >>784644>>784645
I'm losing control


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.784644 [X] del
>>784643
Have a wank.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.784645 [X] del
>>784643
Stop fantasizing about chocolate.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.784646 [X] del >>784648>>784681
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.784647 [X] del >>784651
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>>784638
I want chocolate and vanilla drowned in chocolate fudge sauce with strawberries and bananas and nuts and marshmellows


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.784648 [X] del
>>784646
Crystal pistol cuz


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.784649 [X] del >>784658
>>784632
FUNNY HOW JAPENESE CAN SURRENDER AND SELL OUT THEIR COUNTRY BUT ON THEIR TERMS

FUNNY INNIT


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.784651 [X] del
>>784647
There's too much fruit in that it will need bulk chocolate sauce


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.784652 [X] del
>>784650
Stop fantasizing about cakes.
And any kind of sweets.
Probably should ditch the thoughts about all kinds of foodstuff.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.784654 [X] del
Rape


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.784655 [X] del
(660.06 KB 730x728 somlói-galuska1.png)
(63.06 KB 1200x630 somlói-galuska3.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.784656 [X] del >>784764
>>784639
If you smoke enough you can justify rape in your mind.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.784657 [X] del >>784659
Had another five choc ripple bikkies. Too many.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.784658 [X] del
>>784649
Settle down, Keegan.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.784659 [X] del >>784662
>>784657
Should finish the pack now.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.784660 [X] del >>784667>>784683
>>784459
You should've said Wildest Dreams.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.784661 [X] del
must consume product


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.784662 [X] del
>>784659
I've got another 250g pack in the pantry...


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.784663 [X] del >>784666
Rapedog


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.784664 [X] del
>>784639
Monk? No!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.784665 [X] del
on The Velvet Underground slowed reverb edits


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.784666 [X] del >>784676
>>784663
If NK had wanked him like he should have he never would have raped so much.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.784667 [X] del
>>784660
Did you have to do this?
I was thinking that you could be trusted


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.784668 [X] del >>784672
NEETs never leave, they just disown their old names


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.784670 [X] del >>784678
Hi


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.784671 [X] del >>784677
>>784669
Taylor swifts initials are the same as trans sexual


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.784672 [X] del
>>784668
SOYFREE


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.784673 [X] del
Ridge wallet


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.784675 [X] del
Sperg is still here


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.784676 [X] del
>>784666
Dog wanking is devil worship.
Sucking off the dog is more wholesome since you don't let the seed fall to the ground.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.784677 [X] del
>>784671
Based.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.784678 [X] del
>>784670
Hullo Frodo.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.784679 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.784680 [X] del >>784685
Didn't ask


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.784681 [X] del >>784685
>>784646
Add this to the list


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.784682 [X] del
I love this beat on this one.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.784683 [X] del
>>784660
No. Doesn't matter what type of dream. The fact is you will only ever be with her in one...


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.784684 [X] del >>784687
>>784669
Just fuck off already aye


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.784685 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.784686 [X] del
Finna crack this cracker in the nuts


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.784687 [X] del
(321.04 KB 1536x1151 1683408634011070.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.784688 [X] del
(132.52 KB 1053x591 vlc.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.784689 [X] del >>784726>>785278
(600.33 KB 750x1000 1698576908036352.png)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.784690 [X] del >>784691
BAN THE TAY-TAY POSTER


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.784691 [X] del
(187.87 KB 1920x1080 lXG9EOq.jpeg)
>>784690
This is a Swifty board now, neet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.784692 [X] del >>784693
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I think I need to buy a cake tomorrow


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.784693 [X] del >>784696
>>784692
Quarter, half or full?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.784694 [X] del >>784702
Cheap Coles mudcake.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.784695 [X] del
Olive sitting in a woolies mudcake.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.784696 [X] del >>784698>>784720
>>784693
The full cake, the real deal.
I'll even tell the cashier that it's all for me.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.784698 [X] del >>784707
>>784696
>>784696
>tell the cashier
Now this is based. Tell her you're going to eat it all in one sitting and ask her for a root in the carpark.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.784699 [X] del >>784701
>>784697
>Big Adam's Apple
He's unfiltered.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.784700 [X] del >>784704
>>784697
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.784702 [X] del >>784705>>784712
>>784694
Cheesecake shop, probably better choices but the marble cheesecake is good.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.784703 [X] del >>784708
Simp!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.784704 [X] del
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>>784700
SHIT in a PAN.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.784705 [X] del >>784706
>>784702
We used to get the Boston Mud cake for family events.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.784706 [X] del
>>784705
sacher torte is similar, but superior


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.784707 [X] del >>784710
>>784698
She would have to wait until I have eaten all the cheesecake, I don't want her anywhere near it because I don't want her to ruin the experience of having an entire cheesecake (down to the very last crumb) all to myself.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.784708 [X] del >>784740
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>>784703
And I'm not even a loyal one.
What would mummy-debicki say?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.784709 [X] del >>784711>>784755
Diamonds are Forever is on 9Gem at 9:15pm


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.784710 [X] del >>784716
>>784707
Sit it on her tits and take her missionary. Nom-nom-nom.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.784711 [X] del >>784715
>>784709
I'm watching terminator 10 at 8pm


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.784712 [X] del >>784722
>>784702
Remembering the BEST A Cheesecake Shop employee in the early 2000s who made a marijuana cheesecake and his colleague accidentally sold it and an extended family all got "sick" and called the police.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784713 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784714 [X] del
Do they still make the tropical torte?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784715 [X] del
>>784711
that's not even in my tv guide


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784716 [X] del >>784718
>>784710
She would look at the cake and she would think about eating it.
I don't want her filthy thoughts projected onto my perfect cheesecake.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784717 [X] del >>784719
Cum in my arse and smoke it.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.784718 [X] del
>>784716
>my perfect cheesecake
You are several years too late unfortunately.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.784719 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.784720 [X] del
>>784696
pure alpha male behaviour


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.784721 [X] del
(8.00 KB 602x576 SAD BRUCE.png)
(9.88 KB 567x564 ANGRY BRUCE.png)
(8.17 KB 402x318 JOKER BRUCE.png)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.784722 [X] del >>784723
>>784712
Huge waste of weed that.
I remember this story from 2008

>Stephen and Jessica Whyte and their three sons were served complimentary gelato dessert by Coogee Bay Hotel staff three weeks ago after complaining about food prices, facilities and staff attitude.
>After eating the dessert Mrs Whyte became violently ill. A heated argument erupted with staff over the contents of the bowl. Distraught, the family took a sample of the gelato and had it tested at the National Measurement Institute. A report from the institute found: "The sample has an offensive odour and physical properties similar to human excreta."


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.784723 [X] del
>>784722
Nobody can forget the Coogee Bay Special


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.784724 [X] del >>784731
(630.05 KB 878x1112 monk tate.jpg)


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.784725 [X] del >>784727>>784728
(37.60 KB 1280x720 godzilla.webp)
Godzilla Minus One (2023) has been given the thumbs up by the critical drinker, and womboflix will be showing it when it comes out on bittorrent.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.784726 [X] del
>>784689
>HGR office chair


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.784727 [X] del >>784729
>>784725
That's a .webp image


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.784728 [X] del >>784730>>784743
>>784725
>critical drinker
Tranny loving communist.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.784729 [X] del
>>784727
Your a webp image.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.784730 [X] del >>784732
>>784728
He is not.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.784731 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.784732 [X] del >>784733
>>784730
I made that up because I disagree with his takes.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.784733 [X] del
>>784732
He is right 98% of the time.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.784734 [X] del >>784735>>784753
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Me on the left.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.784735 [X] del >>784739
>>784734
That's a penguin.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.784736 [X] del
>>784697
>Olive-tier


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.784737 [X] del
Ryan ❤️ Keegan


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.784739 [X] del >>784748
>>784735
ornithologistNEET


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.784740 [X] del >>784741
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>>784708
"See you in your wildest dreams NEET"


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.784741 [X] del >>784746
>>784740
What did she mean by this?!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.784742 [X] del >>784744
>>784738
Getting some sniff


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.784743 [X] del
>>784728
I wonder who could be behind this post


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.784744 [X] del >>784758
>>784742
premium 98?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.784745 [X] del >>784750
>tfw no nora fawn gf


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.784746 [X] del >>784754
>>784741
perhaps she was alluding that one poster here is a glownigger, and leaving us a clue


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.784747 [X] del >>784749
He wanted so much to be a part of that geocashin mob.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.784748 [X] del
>>784739
*opthalmologist


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.784749 [X] del
>>784747
Yeah, he sounded very bitter.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.784750 [X] del >>784751
>>784745
even in these sort of photos you get a sense for just how fucking disgusting women are by looking at the carpet or flooring they're sitting on
dirt and debris everywhere


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.784751 [X] del
>>784750
Still better than my room lol.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.784752 [X] del
Going to go have a wank to nora.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.784754 [X] del
>>784746
L.O.L.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.784755 [X] del >>784757
>>784709
>forevor
Tell that to the cunts who pawn them at Cashies.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.784756 [X] del
Pokémon NO


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.784757 [X] del
(4.42 MB 3225x2419 newFile-4.jpg)
>>784755
I and Cruisey are onto them


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.784758 [X] del >>784760
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>>784744
There's no substitute


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.784759 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3P25sUwHqg [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.784760 [X] del >>784761>>784763>>784767>>784772
>>784758
The photo that got us range banned from >>>/bbg/


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.784761 [X] del
>>784760
they can't handle REAL women


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.784762 [X] del >>784765
>>784639
Learn how to make it


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.784763 [X] del
>>784760
She had her own thread on halfchan /pol/ for a few hours today


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.784764 [X] del
>>784656
Rape your mind, then the world


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.784765 [X] del >>784766
>>784762
There was a video on making backyard methylamine yesterday
seems to have been deleted already


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.784766 [X] del
>>784765
on youtube


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.784767 [X] del >>784769
>>784760
>us
Pretty sure it was just that one NEET not me who did that.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.784768 [X] del >>784774
I need a hero!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.784769 [X] del
>>784767
yeah us as in me


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.784770 [X] del
you all kept telling me to leave them alone


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.784771 [X] del >>784773
off to watch james bong


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.784772 [X] del
>>784760
I don't know what that board is it looks like nasty porn


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.784773 [X] del
>>784771
I'm still watching terminator 10


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.784774 [X] del
>>784768
Are you back on the Spinbike?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.784775 [X] del >>784777
Cruisey is on that Maroon 5 This Love
I'm on that Pantera This Love


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.784776 [X] del
Sally

Sally Jones


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.784777 [X] del >>784793
>>784775
>Maroon 5 This Love
Its a good song.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.784778 [X] del
How much of that ice cream is left?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.784779 [X] del >>784781
I've been getting heart palpatations lately. I've been having six to eight coffees a day, each with 2-2.5 spoons of coffee. I'm wondering if this is the cause. Might cut back to a more reasonable number like two or three cups.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.784781 [X] del >>784783
>>784779
That's too much coffee.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.784782 [X] del
Caffeine is for pussies


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.784783 [X] del >>784785>>784794
>>784781
Do you think that could be the cause? I hope I haven't caused any long term damage or something to my heart.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.784784 [X] del
Falling asleep.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.784785 [X] del
>>784783
It could be the cause. Do not panic. Just cut your intake and see if you feel better.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.784786 [X] del >>784787
>>784780
Stop posting these shitt generic pictures. You were doing the same thing recently with the 'Eagle Boys' pixxas.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.784787 [X] del
>>784786
>pixxas
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.784788 [X] del
The rules of tennis are pretty easy to follow. Please adhere to them.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.784789 [X] del
Might have a third nap but I am worried I will sleep through the night.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.784790 [X] del >>784791
Having a couchbed rum


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.784791 [X] del
>>784790
A nightcap.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.784792 [X] del
I quite admire chink flag neet and his heroic eating exploits


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.784793 [X] del
>>784777
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YLUUjoDS1C0 [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.784794 [X] del
>>784783
I drank a lot more coffee than that for a lot more years, and I'm still ok, but different people may vary.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.784795 [X] del >>784796
Useless BottleO only had redtops


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.784796 [X] del
>>784795
What did you want?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.784797 [X] del
Post wank farts


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.784798 [X] del >>784800>>784802>>784803
When was the last time you saw a pregnant woman


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.784799 [X] del
>tfw no Jill St John gf


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.784800 [X] del
>>784798
Feelsbadman


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.784801 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3JSTQ2c3-uk [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.784802 [X] del
>>784798
A white one? Probably a long time. There is no shortage of pregnant arabs and asians in Adelaide.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.784803 [X] del >>784804
>>784798
Pregnant women are too fat to leave the house.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.784804 [X] del
>>784803
They need eebs.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.784805 [X] del
Did a 16 standard cruise to GLs. Made it home a free living man. Death to the state


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.784806 [X] del
Heart is still beating too quickly. Hungry. Feel sick. Woe.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.784807 [X] del >>784809
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.784808 [X] del
THIS LOVE


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.784809 [X] del
>>784807
Good night neet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.784810 [X] del
Ha, found this was an actual song.
It spent 6 weeks at #1 of the music charts.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUuID6Rz1FU [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.784811 [X] del
Can't breathe.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.784812 [X] del >>784813
Just finished watching terminator 10, gonna go to pizza hut for the buffet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.784813 [X] del >>784815
>>784812
We will need photos.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.784814 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ [Embed]


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.784815 [X] del >>784816
>>784813
There's no photography allowed in the pizza hut secret buffet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.784816 [X] del
>>784815
Rape them and then dare them to stop you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.784817 [X] del >>784818
Watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000).


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.784818 [X] del >>784832>>784908
>>784817
I bet he used inflation


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.784819 [X] del
>tfw the Grinch is literally me


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.784820 [X] del
Nora Fawn's feet in my mouth.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.784821 [X] del
Olive's throat in my hands.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.784822 [X] del >>784823>>784831
morning
I'm coughing like crazy and I have problems breathing
the cigs are not helping either
brb I gotta practice


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.784823 [X] del >>784826
>>784822
Good morning mate. Does the cold air make it worse?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.784824 [X] del
Bill's doughnut in Weber's mouth.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.784825 [X] del >>784827>>784828
Going to take a piss, brush mein teefs, have a fourth wank, and go to bed.
Good night neets.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.784826 [X] del
>>784823
not really
but it will take a couple of days to get rid of it


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.784827 [X] del
>>784825
good job neet
sleep tighter than a post menopause asian woman


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.784828 [X] del
>>784825
>fourth wank


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.784831 [X] del
>>784822
Good morning Cruisey.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.784832 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.784833 [X] del >>784846
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.784834 [X] del >>784836>>784846
Morning


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.784835 [X] del >>784839
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.784836 [X] del >>784846
>>784834
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.784837 [X] del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.784838 [X] del >>784846
morning bros


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.784839 [X] del
>>784835
I look forward to hearing about the cheesecake


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.784840 [X] del
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I hope you neets are celebrating hannuka


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.784841 [X] del >>784842
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Thinking of joining heart palpitations neet and having two white mondsters


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.784842 [X] del >>784843
>>784841
that neet needs seven coffees a day or his vaxx destroyed heart will stop.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.784843 [X] del >>784845
>>784842
It's like that moofie Crank


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.784844 [X] del
2hrs of whore stalking


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.784845 [X] del >>784851
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>>784843
The one with jason statham? What was that particular genre called?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.784846 [X] del >>784847>>784850
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.784847 [X] del >>784853
>>784846
10/10 would put $100 into that pokie machine


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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.784850 [X] del
>>784846
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.784851 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.784852 [X] del
>>784848
>>784849
Less worse than the kmart story but up there.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.784853 [X] del
>>784847
There's a collectables shop in port Adelaide with a two person one that has 100+ games on it, and it's free.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.784854 [X] del >>784858>>784860
waiting for dickhead to show up


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.784855 [X] del
rainbow sherbet mother is disgusting by the way


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.784856 [X] del >>784860
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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.784858 [X] del >>784861
>>784854
Is Bill slower with his moon boot?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.784859 [X] del
>>784857
which one did that neet squish?


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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.784861 [X] del >>784873
>>784858
He has work boots on today and yesterday. I’m just sitting at the other end of the house looking at my phone. Can’t be bothered with him today. Would have been cheaper in the long run to just have a team of people fix the house up in two or three weeks a year ago.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.784862 [X] del >>784863>>784865>>784868>>784870>>784871>>784874>>784876>>784878>>784884>>784911>>784956
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Good morning to all the NEETs.

It is indeed PostieNEET once again.
I found someone still remembered me in a thread a while back, so I thought I'd give everyone an update, although I'm not really into blogging like it's done here, and I'd eased off on posting because I'm pretty-much doxxable now, not that it worries me, but 'celebrity' interrupts the purpose of this board imho.

I've been living off the back of Postie for the past year!

Camping riiight around Australia again. The trip is coming up to 27,000 kms. It came about because the landlord was upping the rent by $100/week, so I rode off into the sunset leaving him to find some desperate cashed-up idiot.

In spite of finishing the lap of Australia and doing 25,000 kms this time, I'm still going. The plan is to do Tasmania during February, so now I'm doodling around NSW and QLD just to find nice campsites to spend the time.

Camping is pretty-much fucked in Australia now though. All the Grey Nomads have disappeared (petrol costs..) and replaced by Cashed-Up Retired Bogans who're selfish cunts. Almost been killed by one driving over me in the middle of the night.

There's like a book's worth of stories to tell..


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.784863 [X] del >>784869
>>784862
Get on 7RWC and Tiffo will put you up.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.784864 [X] del
garn get some chockies from the shop, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.784865 [X] del >>784875>>784876>>784878
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>>784862
Ah, three photos at a time..


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.784866 [X] del >>784899
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The neighbours have a mutant looking bulldog, it looks like one of those pig dog things from DOOMII. I need a double barrel shotty.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.784867 [X] del
Aiming to listen to all 5 hours of some seppo conspiracy thesis today.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.784868 [X] del
>>784862
Did you stay with your Ex misso?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.784869 [X] del >>784872>>784875>>784876>>784878
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>>784863
I did carry the Yaesu and Baofeng around for the first month, but charging the 12V stuff (solar panel, etc.) was a pita..

First photo - me and another guy rescued a wombat. We thought it was a goner and just tried to make it comfortable, but an hour later it was snoring okay (no lung damage) and the next morning had dig up around the box (legs not broken). Yay.
#2 An Emu calling me a pedophile taking chase for photographing its chicks. Postie was about 5 km/h faster than an angry Emu!


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.784870 [X] del >>784876>>784877
>>784862
We are glad to hear of your exploits neet, and forgive you for not posting because the doxing has ruined the board.
This is a very impressive journey even for travel neet, most bikers have huge hondas with panniers and go in convoys.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.784871 [X] del >>784877
>>784862
You're a celebrity for being a homeless itenerant like a boong now?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.784872 [X] del >>784876>>784879
>>784869
Your chances of being killed by an emu are low, but never zero


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.784873 [X] del
>>784861
>Would have been cheaper in the long run to just have a team of people fix the house up in two or three weeks a year ago.
Doing things yourself can save a lot of money, the day rate of someone reliable and materials all at once can be big.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.784874 [X] del
>>784862
>I've been living off the back of Postie for the past year!
Based.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.784875 [X] del


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.784876 [X] del >>784887>>785154
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>>784862
>>784865
>>784869
Kino !
>>784870
incase postie NEET does not know there we have been through several BO's and one particularly bad one (chickenshitnagger) actually protected the doxxer
>>784872
i am suprised a roo hasnt wrecked his shit...one of my cyclist friends went of the off the side of a mountain and almost died because of a roo strike @50km/hr


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.784877 [X] del >>784880>>784881>>784883>>784885>>784886>>784920
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(Also, I picked up the Yaesu handheld when I returned to by brothers place, so I've been pinging repeaters as I travel now..)

>>784871
Stayed in Darwin for 3 months, too.
Too long.

>>784870
I've seen *one* small motorbike traveler on this trip, and only two 'big' bikes (both KTM Adv 1190s) even had a tent.. Everyone else--old feeble guys on litre-bikes staying in cabins every night. Goddamn.

Backpackers are almost extinct too. The last trip 10 years ago, they were about 20% of the traveling population. Now they're about 1-2%. Backpacker Hostels have all repurposed into Boong Hotels (Mt Isa..)

Photo 2 - WA's Willie Wagtails had massive white eyebrows on them. Irritated burd.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.784878 [X] del
>>784862
>>784865
>>784869
What a trip. Good shit.
You should write that book.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.784879 [X] del >>784882
>>784872
They're mean retarded fuckers.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.784880 [X] del
>>784877
>white eyebrows
Yeah, that's different.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.784881 [X] del >>784889
>>784877
after the covid bullshit people who are camping / touring are tending to stay inside their own state boundries

also postie NEET how are you financing all of this ?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.784882 [X] del
>>784879
Emus are high on the retarded scale, which considering their low overall intelligence makes it even more bizarre. They're more retarded then gallahs


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.784883 [X] del >>784889
>>784877
You're probably the only neet who did anything interesting this year, it's been a pretty poor year on aus/neets/


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.784884 [X] del >>784889
>>784862
Good to hear from you again neet.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.784885 [X] del >>784888>>784889
>>784877
Whats that pvc pipe attached to the front bit? is it a battery?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.784886 [X] del >>784889
>>784877
How are you posting without a laptop?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.784887 [X] del
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>>784876
Noticed the change of culture here. It's looking a bit better..

My one serious accident: the first part of the Eyre Highway coming into SA from WA has NO shoulders, and worse, thick loose road-base off the sides. Got into an approaching three-way collision with two road-trains -- I had to get off the road fast.
Went down face-first into the road-base (was ATGATT, tho) with Postie landing on top of me, pinning me down.
First minute: just wait without moving to see if any serious damage and for the adrenaline to wear off.
Second minute: tried to get up. Couldn't, has my leg was twisted under the bike, and the weight of it was on my back. Was going to wait a few more minutes to get my strength (and pain tolerance) up.
Third minutes: two caravans stopped, luckily driven by Dads in their 40s who were strong enough to lift Postie off me.

Lucky as all Hell!
I continued on to Mudrabilla(?sp) roadhouse, and stayed for a few hours to make sure I was okay. Damage: twisted leg, sprained knee+arm, ripped shirt. The manager there was really genuine and told me to let them know about calling up the Flying Doctor if I needed it.

Postie weighs about 95kg, maybe120kg with the stuff on it. I'd have been in much flatter condition if it were a 'real' adventure bike (loaded BMW GS's are ~400 kg..)

Photo 1: largely I've been photographing the pretty and unique things around the country..


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.784888 [X] del
>>784885
water bottle holder


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>>784881
Saved up $8000 of my neetbux beforehand (the money I'd been saving for years to buy a car after getting my drivers' licence..which fell though yet again), plus the non-rent-assistance Aspiebux pension. It's worked out to like $1000-$1200 per month to travel this way, so I've actually been better-off than before.
Fuck yeah not paying rent--and my costs are under my exclusive control, buying only want I need, having the option to ignore the rip-off stores and ride over to a better one, etc.

>>784883
HOW DID EVERYONE GO DURING THE REFERENDUM?? :D

I transferred Postie's rego to the NT during the trip. The NSW rego was due back in August, and interstate online renewals are one-offs only good for 3 months. So I emigrated to a 2nd-world country and got another 12 months, which'll now be due next April.

God the NT is fucked. Even the white people.

>>784884 Thanks for remembering me, too..

>>784885 "Stubbie holder" - I've got a Lifestraw-type bottle in there, which I can reach at while I'm riding to drink from.

>>784886 Got a laptop.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.784891 [X] del >>784902
>>784889
It's good to see the postie bike holding up.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.784892 [X] del >>784894
>>784890
We waz Kaizers


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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.784895 [X] del >>784896
>>784889
Mate, you're living the dream. Bit scary having a crash but good that people stopped.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.784896 [X] del >>784897>>784913
>>784895
>but good that people stopped.
In some rural and remote locations in Australia it can be a crime not to stop.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.784897 [X] del >>784898
>>784896
and do some proctology


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.784898 [X] del
>>784897
Good assistance is hard to come by.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.784899 [X] del
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>>784866
>a double barrel shotty
You'll need two of 'em mate, never underestimate a pig dog


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.784900 [X] del
>>784890
finally, a negger even tiffo can look up to


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>>784890
I've been waiting years to post this image, now at last its time has come.


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>>784891
The bike has had several odometers replaced, sohas done about 120,000 kms now.

The one major mechanical drama: burning out the clutch plates.
After leaving Charleville, I wasn't able to find wet-clutch/motorcycle compatible motor oil, and after a 1000 kms of doodling around south western QLD and not being able to find any, the clutch plates finally burnt out from having to use car motor oil (..which was better than nothing..)
Posties wear down, they don't break down :) ..and so the bike's top speed was now 40 km/h ..and it was 400 kilometres to the nearest Honda dealer (back at Charleville) .. I rode at 40 for three days. Eh, still faster than the flies, and Ive been a cyclist, so it wasn't too distressing.
I finally arrive at Charleville, wheel the bike into the mechanics there, and the Boss Mech goes "Oh! A FARM BIKE! Just take it down the back right now. We've got clutch plates on the shelf waiting for you!"
A WALK-IN MOTORBIKE REPAIR JOB! ..and the parts didn't need to be shipped in from overseas.. like the 20 other jobs that mechanic was waiting on.
Anyway, he gets Postie up on the lift, disassembles it for the clutch job.. looks at the bike.. and goes, "Your bike is NACKERED! ..would you like a full engine rebuild? .. Here's a list of all the parts needed, and it'll only be a week getting some other parts sent by Australia Post."
A WALK-IN MOTORBIKE FULL ENGINE REBUILD!
He and the apprentices went completely over Postie, fixing a few other things that weren't the engine as well. The job list went for 3 pages. It cost as much as I paid for the bike 16 years ago, $1700... 6 hours of labour + parts, a good price actually.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.784903 [X] del >>784904
>>784890
the jews should be portrayed by Indian actors


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.784904 [X] del >>784905>>784906>>784915
>>784903
..and yes, there's Indians running every petrol station even in the outback.


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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.784906 [X] del
>>784904
at least you can terrorise them in the middle of nowhere without the hate speech police interfering


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.784907 [X] del >>784912
10:02am
only six more hours of bill


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.784908 [X] del
>>784818
Well bantered.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.784909 [X] del >>784917
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Keeping the travel photos coming..

#3 Woo!

Net access has been surprisingly easy. I've got a Hotspot with a Woolworths SIM--that means the Telstra Wholesale network, not the Telstra 'Premium' network. A number of places, mostly in Queensland, the Telstra towers associate with the hotspot...but then boot it off because you're not paying an expensive Telstra plan.
But most of the time, the Woolworth SIM (a $200/220GB/year prepaid) has worked fine -- even in remote WA bush campsites!

Several Landlord Caravanners have had Starlink mobile terminals. Those are around $200/month ..but I've only seen them where my hotspot worked anyway.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.784910 [X] del
Can't open my eyes. Erection is stuck. Legs are cold.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.784911 [X] del
>>784862
Hello PostieNEET it is nice to hear from you.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.784912 [X] del
>>784907
billable hours


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>>784896
Only NT and only if you have a current first aid cert


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PS: Feeble old people in caravans ruin campsites.
Camping on a bike for a year has been overall enjoyable, largely because I'm 'bushwalking on two wheels' rather than being a mobile-livingroom'er ignoring the surroundings.

One guy at Iron Knob was so fucking feeble, he had an electric lift modification to his RV to bring a mobility scooter..
90% of the time, I'm the youngest person at a camp site..
90% of carvanners never leave the camp area..
and have those fucking worthless yapdogs that were raised indoors for most of their life, and now go spastic constantly when outdoors--driving all the natural animals away, on top to barking non-stop and generally making the owner's camping experience 10x worse.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.784915 [X] del
>>784904
It's really weird. Like one family of jeets in every town.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.784916 [X] del >>784926
>>784914
Are there camp sites off the beaten track that the caravan boomers don't go to? Is it possible to avoid them?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.784917 [X] del
>>784909
> the Woolworth SIM
It is a good value provider. Good to hear it mostly worked.

Nice photographs too.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.784918 [X] del >>784923
>>784913
Most states have 'failure to stop at the scene of an accident' laws. SA does.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.784919 [X] del >>784932>>784935
>>784913
Of course, it's now a thing for the boongs to deliberate jump in front of a car, then have 20 of his/her mates rush the driver and rob them. Happened three times that I noticed while I was there. Two liquor store staffers were killed within a week of each other, and an international student was murdered in his bed while an Abo tried to rob a Uni student dorm..


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.784920 [X] del >>784936
>>784877
Drop an email here then. Some of the more sensible NEETs would be welcoming.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.784921 [X] del >>784936
>>784902
Ah yes the clutch plates, we used to go through them, it was about the only thing that went on the CT110, that and chains, at least you should be good for another 20 years.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.784922 [X] del >>784936
>>784902
>$1700
You did good. Very wise to do the engine properly so you didnt end up like that Japanese guy on the Kawasaki stuck in a tent in the middle of fucking nowhere......


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.784923 [X] del
>>784918
Oh, it used to be just nt.. the most likely state to not stop.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.784924 [X] del >>784936
PostieNEET how do you do at keeping yourself clean out there?
How often do you go between showers and washing your clothes?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.784925 [X] del
>>784914
>One guy at Iron Knob was so fucking feeble, he had an electric lift modification to his RV to bring a mobility scooter..
That made me laugh.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.784926 [X] del >>784929>>784951
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>>784916
The third photo in >>784889 was taken at Wangianna, on the Onnadatta Track, where I didn't see a caravan during the two days; pretty-much all 4WD and Motorcycle Adventure drivers/riders. The abandoned Railway station was awesome - lots of travelers graffiti, and it was good enough to camp inside.

Also caravan-free was the Bridle Track north of Bathurst, where the unsurfaced road through the hills was too steep for them. Still plenty of (P-plater..) 4WDs, but those guys were chill and wanted to know everything about the postie trip.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.784927 [X] del
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Caravan Boomers are AIDS during the tourist season here. Its good to hear that they are thinning out because of petrol prices.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.784928 [X] del >>784930
I say good on the old fella who is out there even though his body is giving up on him.
Better than sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.784929 [X] del
>>784926
Those are cool photos.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.784930 [X] del >>784931
>>784928
He'll die in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the other car he hits.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.784931 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.784932 [X] del >>784933
>>784919
Fuark. Uni asian wouldn't know what was going on.
I heard stories about truckies being told by bush cops not to stop because of the mobs that would be hiding


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.784933 [X] del
>>784932
> Uni asian
This is explained in that song when all their cunts darty shit is taken.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.784934 [X] del >>784937
>>784889
More or less fucked than it was 10 years ago? I've been up north to see it.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.784935 [X] del >>784939
>>784919
Imagine being the sort of leftist cuck who brakes for non-whites


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.784936 [X] del
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>>784921
At Loxton I found a shop selling O-Ring chains! That chain done about 14,000 kms so far, and still hasn't stretched out noticeably.

>>784920 I'll make a note of it. I've already got a few invites from Taswegians I'm met. Going there during February is of course to avoid the school holiday campers.

>>784922 The guy from one of my 2013 photos? That was from an accident with a roo -- and his story was buying a unregistered car for $40 from the Sandfire Roadhouse Manager, ripping out the passenger seat to mount his busted bike, and driving up to Broome.. Heh.

While I was staying at Darwin, I borrowed a newphew's 1989 Kawasaki ZZR250. It was a nice friendly little bike... (which could manage the 100 km/h road into town..)

>>784924 Eh.. it's been about a week between showers, and 2 months between 'proper' laundry days. usually I do a bushwalker's washing machine by putting the clothes in a dry-sack with some water and shampoo and given it a good shake.
NSW has been good for fixing free/donation campsites with a free shower. I made a list of campsites with a shower within 250 metres from Openstreetmap data: https://overpass-turbo.eu/s/1Emo ..a number of those are bogus/incorrect, but still it's been useful..


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.784937 [X] del >>784938>>784957
>>784934
Deffo more. What I've called "Wadeye Disease" (recall the mass tribal rioting there) has spread the extreme Boong antisocial-ness to Katherine (nearly every business getting its windows smashed twice a week..), Darwin, etc.

Hear about Howard Springs' "Centre of National Resilience'? After the Cyclone Iisa, the 'communities' at Fitzroy Crossing were rehomed there.. It was trashed--while the Labor Admin spent months denying what everyone knew was going on.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.784938 [X] del
>>784937
Also the previous Police Commissioner let things go to shit to appease the NTG's virtue signalling. Zack Rofle...


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.784939 [X] del >>784940
>>784935
>who brakes for non-whites
Reminds me of that story where the truckie was fined for littering or something.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.784940 [X] del
>>784939
>story
Fake story obviously. Urban myth.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.784941 [X] del
>That chain done about 14,000 kms so far, and still hasn't stretched out noticeably
We need to make neet gapes out of the same material


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.784942 [X] del >>784943
11:06am
only 5 hours until he goes home


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.784943 [X] del >>784944
>>784942
You are not handling this in a mature way.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.784944 [X] del
>>784943
I don't do anything right according to you


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.784945 [X] del >>784948>>784958>>784969
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Weebs everywhere.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.784946 [X] del >>784949
Really need a burner phone. They don't answer pay phones.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.784947 [X] del >>784950>>784952
Cobra just passed out on the floor. Welfare check incoming

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bC6Qc0mT3PM [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.784948 [X] del
>>784945
kek.
What are grocery prices like at those sort of stores?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.784949 [X] del >>784981
>>784946
Find the cheapest provide with reception in your area and use it. Cheapest one are like $10 to $20 a month.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.784950 [X] del >>784953
>>784947
i think i saw him stagger into another room


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.784951 [X] del
>>784926
What an adventure. I knew the people at the pink roadhouse. Did you go to William Creek? There's good rodeo there. Do you check out local events?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.784952 [X] del
>>784947
looks like the retard survived


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.784953 [X] del >>784954
>>784950
He's going in there to die.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.784954 [X] del
>>784953
no he came back out and rooted around looking for his glasses and then started drinking again


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.784955 [X] del
nad he has passed out again


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.784956 [X] del
>>784862
Incredibly based.
Thanks for the pics.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.784957 [X] del >>784969
>>784937
>extreme Boong antisocial-ness
Have you had much trouble with violence during your travels?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.784958 [X] del
>>784945
Ever said 'wan wan' to a dingo?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.784959 [X] del
The SA neets should form an a cappella group.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.784960 [X] del >>784961
Isn't SA on fire atm?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.784961 [X] del >>784964>>784983
>>784960
Bill hasn't used any power tools today so far


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.784962 [X] del >>784963
waiting to see if the cobratard gets his door kicked in


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.784963 [X] del >>784965
>>784962
The cop knock is coming, I can feel it.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.784964 [X] del >>784966
>>784961
Anything special planned for lunch?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.784965 [X] del
>>784963
I hope so I'm invested now


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.784966 [X] del
>>784964
I'll just wait for him to mention it. It'll probably be vilis again. He never wants to do antyhing good like a pub


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.784967 [X] del
HERE WE GO


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.784968 [X] del
he might take his pants off


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>>784945
Shit. (that places was also run/owned by Indians.. Luckily that area had a lot of roadside farmers' stalls, and I bought breakfast from them-- fresh oranges and walnuts).

The most expensive places for groceries/resupplying have been the towns less than an hour from a larger city (for example Mullewa, near Geraldton) where the 5-pack $2 instant noodles were on the shelf for $7.

Some stores like Leigh Creek have abnormal prices because there's a nearby Aboriginal community to gouge. But the most expensive places in the Finders was Quorn and Hawker-- lots of well-off tourists to gouge. Worst than Leigh Creek, in spite of being much closer to civilization.

>784951
TBH I did only half of the track :) .. I did Woomera, Roxy Downs (the place has really gone downhill in 10 years..easy come..easy go..) then up via the Boreline track to the intersection in the photo. Boreline was hard riding--rocky, dust, couldn't really do over 25. Oonadatta was being graded--which left lots of fine dust on the track: good for 4WD, bad for me, as it made steering the bike near impossible.
Local event - none on, as it was a bit before the tourist season..

>>784957
A few threats from 70 year-old Cashed-up Retired Bogans who tried to 'find a level space!' two metres from my tent, one letting his yapdog go for my food in a camp kitchen, and another lot of CURB cunts getting their Enjoying The Time We Have Left being being noisy again right next to a soft-walled tent. Each time, I made it clear that the fight would be over just by pushing them onto the ground because they're fragile old fucks.
..but after the aggro had passed, hot female backpackers always appeared! Win!

As for locals-- outside the Coles in Mildura there was a Boong Elder throwing shopping trolleys into parked cars, then noticed me and ran screaming he was going to kill another white dog. About 2 metres, I "noticed" him and turned around, and he stopped dead in his tracks, being the whole thing was a bluff, or that he noticed I was in full protective gear and could roll him easily.

>>784957 No, but I did meet Trolldog, who took a crap right in front of me and then made that face.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.784970 [X] del
COPS


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.784971 [X] del >>784979
>>784969
>hot female backpackers always appeared! Win!
Always a nice way to end the day.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.784972 [X] del >>784974>>784979>>784992
>>784969
>Coles in Mildura
Did you find Craig?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.784973 [X] del
Well that was anti-climactic

Cops: "Do you know what day it is today?"
Jorp: "Ah Wednesday or Thursday..."
Cops: "Ok drink some water, eat something and take it easy bud!"


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.784974 [X] del
>>784972
So that's why Craig no longer posts here.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.784975 [X] del >>784977
It's Saturday in Casper, Wyoming. ~6:30pm


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.784976 [X] del
>>784969
What a nice doggo.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.784977 [X] del >>785001
>>784975
I have closed teh tab now.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.784978 [X] del
>>784969
Good on you for keeping those old boomers in line. They think the rest of the world exists to satisfy them.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.784979 [X] del >>784980>>784984>>784988>>784993
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>>784972
Dammit. No.

>>784971
Here's a photo from PostieNEET's Secret Reserve. (I think they were twins..)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.784980 [X] del >>784985
>>784979
What happened to them being hot?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.784981 [X] del >>784986
>>784949
Is there a $10pre paid one?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.784982 [X] del >>784987
>>784969
Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick a boomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a boomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy olds. Defecate in a boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boomers gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the ATO. Karate chop boomers in half. Curb stomp retired white boomers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory abortions for boomers. Grind boomer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick old boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.784983 [X] del
>>784961
Well bantered


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.784984 [X] del >>784991
>>784979
Have you had intimate relations many times out there?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.784985 [X] del >>785108
>>784980
He is in the real world NEET, not on one of your incel forums.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.784986 [X] del
>>784981
Those exist if you don't mind the network
https://www.dodo.com/mobile/plans/10


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.784987 [X] del >>784990
>>784982
I have a hunch some neets dislike boomers for some reason.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.784988 [X] del >>784998
>>784979
Well creeped


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.784989 [X] del >>785007
>>784969
Didn't give me that you.
>>784969
How much of oodnadata was bitumen? There was just a small strip about 100m long.
>Roxby
That was booming about 15 years ago.
I guess the mine isn't doing so well.
How did you handle the heat on the bike?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.784990 [X] del
>>784987
It was just a find/replace on TND, with one or two other replacements


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.784991 [X] del >>784995>>784999
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>>784984
Does other travelers having loud campground sex twice within earshot count?
Another reason why less than 2% of travelers being young European backpackers is an unwelcome change.

Why the hell do all the German girls have tattoos?

Btw, while the chances might be slim of anyone here locating them, there are numerous genuine PostieNEET travelers graffiti around Australia to discover.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.784992 [X] del
>>784972
That is postieNEET.
He went back to get what he's owed.
Then goes to boong town and sells


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.784993 [X] del >>784996>>784997>>785000
>>784979
Dreads means anal.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.784994 [X] del >>785006
Oh I'm blind and stupid.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.784995 [X] del
>>784991
>PostieNEET travelers graffiti
Keep leaving them, I will find them one day.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.784996 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.784997 [X] del
>>784993
Dreads mean hairy pits and minge


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.784998 [X] del
>>784988
the silver fox himself could hardly have done better


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.784999 [X] del >>785004>>785007
>>784991
Can you leave an /AUSNEETS/ tag somewhere and photograph it?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.785000 [X] del >>785002>>785005
>>784993
campsite anal would be disgusting cos they haven't washed they bum proply


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.785001 [X] del >>785003
>>784977

It's all over red rover. He yelled some shit and punched the wall a few times. He's a very lonely broken man.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.785002 [X] del
>>785000
a proper boong wouldn't care


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.785003 [X] del
>>785001
>He's a very lonely broken man.
iktf


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.785004 [X] del
>>784999
/aus/neets*


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.785005 [X] del
>>785000
I'm sure he carries some Vaseline


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.785006 [X] del >>785008
>>784994
You're special.


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>>784989
None. However the entire road from Maree going south is now surfaced.

I recall that BHP has gone slow on mining the Copper there because the price for the metal was low. Maybe about half the stores had closed or became pop-up discount stores just getting the space cheap.

Heat: avoided the Wet Season this time, but got a bit of it when I finally got into the Territory after the road closures lifted. You can't wear wet-weather gear for the 4-5 Monsoon downpours each day when it's also 35C - I just rode and got wet, drying out at Motels in the evenings the 2 nights to took to get from Tennant Creek to Darwin.
Otherwise, I'm wearing a breeze-through nylon mesh riding jacket (Dririder Climate Control 3), a long-sleeve synthetic shirt underneath, Kevlar jeans without the armor, and short/'shoe' style boots with good ventilation.

>>784999 I'll find somewhere adequately epic to do it...


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.785008 [X] del
>>785006
that's what my mummybot says


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.785009 [X] del >>785023
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WOOF


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.785010 [X] del
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>>785007
I'd like the /ausneets/ carved over the maree man geoglyph please. 1 mile in size should be adequate, so people can see it from space.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.785011 [X] del >>785014>>785015>>785025
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Some more photoblogging..
Baird Bay on the Eyre Peninsula was a holiday fishing spot for a few guys - I was given unlimited battered Whiting every night so they had an excuse to go fishing the next day.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.785013 [X] del >>785023
Must. Insert. Myself.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.785014 [X] del
>>785011
Lovely.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.785015 [X] del
>>785011
Nice, everyone likes a free feed.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.785016 [X] del
>>785012
Looks dry.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.785017 [X] del >>785020>>785026
a choggy milk and one of the shittiest pepper pies I've ever had for lunch


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.785018 [X] del >>785039
>>785012
Where are you posting from now? are you comfy? Do you want to find a NEETcave?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.785019 [X] del >>785039
>>785012
Is that a female kookaburra/kingfisher, or some kind of hawk?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.785020 [X] del >>785021
>>785017
>one of the shittiest pepper pies
Queue emptier?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.785021 [X] del >>785024>>785043
>>785020
I haven't shit since whatever day it was I almost shit my pants. Thursday I think.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.785022 [X] del
Big fat macaroni bog for lunch.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.785024 [X] del
>>785021
Have a double dare.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.785025 [X] del
>>785011
>unlimited battered Whiting every night
Based. I wish Weber would feed me like that.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.785026 [X] del >>785027
>>785017
>shittiest pepper pies
The one Cruisey recommended?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.785027 [X] del >>785029>>785187
>>785026
No, one from the X Convenience place


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.785028 [X] del
>>785012
Nice photos. What have the flies been like out there?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.785029 [X] del >>785030
>>785027
Do you know who makes their pies?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.785030 [X] del >>785032
>>785029
Somebody with no baking qualifications and/or no sense of smell and taste.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.785031 [X] del >>785049>>785119>>785127>>785129>>785132>>785145>>785190
10 minutes on the spin bike.
I cranked the knob again. I shouldn't have, my quads were burning right from the start. I am not going to touch that knob again for a week at least.
That is two weeks of daily sessions now. I might take a rest day tomorrow because I am due for my bodyweight squats and calf raises. Adding the spin bike might be too much.
Slow and steady wins the race.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.785032 [X] del >>785036
>>785030
They probably give the contract to the cheapest bidder.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.785033 [X] del
I triple dog dare you.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.785034 [X] del
sirs


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.785036 [X] del >>785038
>>785032
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adelaide/comments/15rh92u/x_convenience_having_financial_difficulties/
this says Unique Bakeries supplies them, but that was the Pierced Nipples Bakery I visited when I was at the sheltered workshop and the pies didn't look or taste like that.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.785037 [X] del >>785039>>785052
watching her


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.785038 [X] del
>>785036
They may do different batches with different recipes (cheaper ingredients).


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.785039 [X] del >>785040>>785044>>785086>>785124>>785126
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>>785019
Baby Magpie. It parents were teaching it how to scab food from me and two cyclists (doing Steep Point to Byron) at Leinster WA.

>>785018
Still traveling. I'm in a high-altitude area of the New England NSW at the moment waiting out the heatwave before heading towards QLD. The free campsite I'm staying at is 29C, while the nearest big town is 36C (and 42C yesterday). There's a good shelter here with a table, and a powerpoint so I can nerd out with the laptop all day.
Post-travel is going to be a bother. Maybe I'll get lucky and find a town where they love NEETs. Ha.

>>785037
From the NT and WA during the Dry Season and into Winter, flies and mozzies where almost none!
In South Australia however, they got fucking serious--200 on your back at any time kind of deal. Victoria and NSW where only 1/3 as bad. It's definitely proportional to the amount of sheep around.

Travel tip: for the first 6 months I was using those $3.75 coffee sachets.. but while I was Darwin I noticed one of those portable Espresso machines for $99 that could be recharged from USB (like my solar panels do),using either those nescafe coffee capsules, or ground coffee. To my surprise they pretty-much work! Now whenever I go through a town with a real/Colesworth supermarket, I buy some fresh milk and have actual, real, fresh coffee out in the bush!


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.785040 [X] del >>785042
>>785039
>those $3.75 coffee sachets
How extravagant. I can get by with a jar of black instant.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.785041 [X] del
>>785035
>tumblr


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.785042 [X] del
>>785040
He has to have some creature comforts living on a bike, give him a break.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.785043 [X] del >>785045
>>785021
Eat a raw jalapeno or one of those 'long' red chillies, de-seeded. They'll get things moving.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.785044 [X] del >>785068
>>785039
How good are those solar panels at keeping your things charged?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.785045 [X] del
>>785043
Things will move when I make time to sit down and do a poo.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.785046 [X] del
Freedom? Yeah right.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.785047 [X] del >>785055>>785057
Palletchuck resigned


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.785048 [X] del
gonna rape todd howard


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.785049 [X] del >>785058
>>785031
Eh, I guess two weeks use is better than 2 days. Try and get back at least half what it cost.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.785050 [X] del >>785053>>785066
>he had another bad home visit


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.785051 [X] del >>785059>>785062
Risen. Almost vomited last night.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.785052 [X] del
>>785037
1 or 2?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.785053 [X] del >>785056
>>785050
How did you know?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.785055 [X] del
>>785047
What a horrible creature she is. A sick fetish for perverts.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.785056 [X] del >>785088
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.785057 [X] del >>785064
>>785047
Really?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.785058 [X] del
>>785049
I am going to ride it until it dies. Years of use. My legs are going to be so muscular people will stop me in the street to take selfies for their instagram.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.785059 [X] del
>>785051
Good morning.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.785060 [X] del
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.785061 [X] del
I want to kick a dwarf.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.785062 [X] del
>>785051
Big night?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.785063 [X] del >>785065
Is Webby here?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.785066 [X] del >>785094
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.785068 [X] del >>785079>>785080
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>>785044
I have two of these: https://www.jaycar.com.au/10w-solar-mobile-charger-with-usb-output-with-1m-cable/p/MB3595
They've been good. Notice how there's no glass and pretty-much all plastic, so they've been really robust.
They can do their claimed 10W power output, however a lot of devices recharge with a limited current/power rate-- I have a 'multitailed' cable where I can charge two devices at the same time from the one panel.
Things to recharge are the phone, tablet, and bluetooth audio for the helmet. I've also got an 8Ah 'jump starter' (which does 12V as well as USB) and a 10Ah regular battery pack.
Recharging the camera batteries needed one of these: https://www.jaycar.com.au/universal-li-ion-ni-cd-ni-mh-battery-charger/p/MB3639 .. It needs 12V or mains, but I've made up an adapter cable to connect the jumpstarter to it.
I haven't needed to bother with solar charging while riding (like the panel between the handlebars). I did that on the 2nd trip, but this time I've gotten by without it.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.785069 [X] del
>>785065
A nasty and tasteless response.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.785070 [X] del
We're gonna beat the fucking globalists


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.785071 [X] del >>785078>>785082>>785083
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At Piangil, some students road-tripping from Melbourne to Adelaide arrived at the free camp after dark..and drove over a water sprinkler which connected to the town's water supply through a t-piece, breaking it clean off, and everyone losing water pressure. I had to move my tent to keep it out of the flooding.

However I found the broken t-piece could be bunged with a 1-inch campaign cork I was keeping for a deserving Caravanner's exhaust pipe. I didn't have any nylon cable ties (and none of the nearby carvanners gave a fuck..) ..so I used Postie to hold the cork in place against the water pressure.

And the town could flush their toilets again, thanks to the heroic Postie! \o/


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.785072 [X] del >>785073
>>785064
Gone in January. But she'll still get an etire year's salary right? The one that just went up 11%?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.785073 [X] del
>>785072
Parliamentary pensions will have been indexed upward too.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.785074 [X] del >>785076
They call vile polyurethane fake leather "vegan leather" now as if it is an ethical alternative rather than a cheap one.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.785075 [X] del
>>785065
Low quality comment.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.785076 [X] del
>>785074
It's great for the environment too. Not.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.785077 [X] del >>785102
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.785078 [X] del
>>785071
Good work NEET.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.785079 [X] del >>785091
>>785068
What is the story with the other postie guy? Good bloke?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.785080 [X] del
>>785068
I am impressed at how you can do all that charging using such cheap devices.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.785081 [X] del >>785085
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.785082 [X] del
>>785071
best tale this month


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.785083 [X] del
>>785071
Based.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.785084 [X] del >>785087
i want to rape her


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.785085 [X] del
>>785081
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jPeWhBmtxag [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.785086 [X] del >>785090
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>>785039
>before heading towards QLD
See (You) soon :)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.785087 [X] del >>785089
>>785084
Pallet?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.785088 [X] del
>>785056
spooky neet


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.785089 [X] del
>>785087
a vile post


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.785090 [X] del >>785096
>>785086
Settle down IGA


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.785091 [X] del >>785092
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>>785079
The Welcome Wagon at Coleambally.
At first a ~12yo boy came up to chat, and told me about the Town's own Postie hoon, who sure enough noticed me as well and came over.
His bike was souped-up for performance (sprockets, etc.) and could do 90 km/h.
He said he was going over to the pub...but didn't say which one, and I spent an hour going around trying to find him before giving up..

(Photo: a manual scoreboard at the cricket grounds I camped at..)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.785092 [X] del
>>785091
should have checked ditches


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.785093 [X] del >>785095>>785097>>785098
Hey Postie NEET when you get to QLD there is some comfy camping here at Nambour caravan park by maroochy river and also we can take out the trash


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.785094 [X] del
>>785066
>muh 2nd amendments


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.785095 [X] del >>785099
>>785093
Leave PostieNEET out of your bullshit please.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.785096 [X] del
>>785090
>Individual store trading hours may vary


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.785097 [X] del >>785099
>>785093
Begone loser


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.785098 [X] del >>785099
>>785093
Rough night in the dunny?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.785099 [X] del
>>785095
TAKING
>>785097
OUT THE
>>785098
TRASH


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.785100 [X] del
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.785101 [X] del >>785103>>785121>>785162>>785173
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The UrbEx has been good too..
A lotm if not most, remote towns are near-empty, but had quite a lot around during their heydays.
And they're pristine, they're not tags by cityfaggots, and you can explore things to get an idea of what these unfortunate pleases used to be like.
Burcher in NSW for example. It also had a good campsite with a free shower, and an old lady keeping a town store going so I could buy fresh milk.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.785102 [X] del
>>785077
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Kayyyyyyyyy
???


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.785103 [X] del >>785112
>>785101
what would you do if your motorbike got a flat tyre?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.785105 [X] del
>>785104
white sharia can't come soon enough


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.785107 [X] del >>785109>>785123
In a very bad mood.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.785108 [X] del >>785120
>>784985
>real world
I reckon he must have it rough being out there. Girls are way better looking in the cities.
>incel forums
PROJECTION.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.785109 [X] del
>>785107
Have a goffee


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.785110 [X] del >>785114>>785128
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>went to the college dorm to see a high school m8
>the guy in question is giga normie, but tells me he has a friend I'm gonna get along with
>after talking for 5 minutes I find out said friend is a channer
>I make a fool out of myself in front of everyone after finishing a six pack
well, at least I learned elfen lied is actually pronounced elfen lead


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.785111 [X] del >>785128>>785136
gotta head to work now
cya soon boongs


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.785112 [X] del >>785113>>785117
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>>785103
Good question. It hasn't happened yet (on this trip). I've replace the rear tire 6 times, though..

Postie bike tires are just like changing a bicycle tire.
You get the wheel off (advantage of the Postie over newer bikes is this isn't hard--undo 3 nuts), get the tube out, replace the tube with a spare (and repairing the puncture later rather than on the road), wheel back on the bike. I've done it in under 30 minutes.

The magic to avoiding flats is to have reinforced tires, and replacing them when they're half-worn (rather than waiting for as long as possible). I exclusively get reinforced 6-ply tires like the Michelin City Pro/Extra, which last for about 7000 kms before I replace them, whereas 4-ply tires crap out at ~3000 kms.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.785113 [X] del >>785116
>>785112
Do you have a pump?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.785114 [X] del
>>785110
>lead
There are two different ways of pronouncing this word in English.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.785115 [X] del >>785162
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Hands up anyone who knows how many motorcycles die in the Adelaide Hills every year?
... I had to go through the Hills twice with no brakes...

The postie's drum brake shoes were completely worn, and I had to get to a friend's place in Adelaide to pick up the replacements I'd ordered online, using just 'engine braking'/shifting into low gear instead. Obviously I survived..


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.785116 [X] del
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>>785113
Go ask someone else your feeble caravanner questions.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.785117 [X] del >>785118
>>785112
NEETs which smells better: Posties Saddle ? or Possums Computer chair ?

Asking for a friend.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.785118 [X] del
>>785117
>e ?
>r ?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.785119 [X] del
>>785031
You are going well.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.785120 [X] del >>785122
>>785108
You're an idiot


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.785121 [X] del
>>785101
Very cool.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.785122 [X] del
>>785120
Oh-kay?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.785123 [X] del >>785125
>>785107
What has happened?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.785124 [X] del
>>785039
>New England NSW
Welcome to Barnaby land.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.785125 [X] del >>785144
>>785123
Nothing, I'm just feeling narky.
Finishing up on How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). He reminds me of myself in some ways. I'm surprised how much of this film I remember.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.785126 [X] del
>>785039
>>785039
>New England NSW
Say hi to Kate for me if you visit Coffs.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.785127 [X] del >>785131>>785133>>785135
>>785031
>I shouldn't have
>I am not going to touch that knob again for a week at least.
>might be too much.
Poofter mentality. You are going to quit it, just like I assumed when you didn't mount the screen.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.785128 [X] del >>785130
>>785110
>after finishing a six pack
>>785111
>gotta head to work now
Boonging and working hard.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.785129 [X] del
>>785031
Yep, take it easy mate. You're doing a good job as it is.
A little bit of effort everyday will go a lot further than any amount of haphazard effort.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.785130 [X] del
>>785128
Sober by Romanian standards.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.785131 [X] del
>>785127
Wagon today?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.785132 [X] del
>>785031
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Sz2dlu1xN0 [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.785133 [X] del
>>785127
Back the fuck off, you narky cunt.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.785134 [X] del
tehe i dont wanna overtrain ;)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.785135 [X] del
>>785127
You can't talk you fat lump.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.785136 [X] del
>>785111
have a good day.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.785137 [X] del >>785150
I haven't exercised in more than a month.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.785138 [X] del
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.785140 [X] del
Hungry but not sure if I can be bothered going shopping. Might just suffer instead.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.785141 [X] del >>785142
You cunts want anything ?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.785142 [X] del
>>785141
I want that Kit-Kat block.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.785143 [X] del >>785146>>785147>>785179
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I mean do you cunts want anything ?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.785144 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.785145 [X] del
>>785031
>not going to touch my knob again for a week
Yeah sure, neets keep claiming this but none of them ever get very far with it.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.785146 [X] del >>785152>>785192
>>785143
Get me a five man tent please.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.785147 [X] del
>>785143
Bag of chicken gut bait thanks.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.785148 [X] del
>>785139
He either sobered up and deleted that video or YouTube did.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.785149 [X] del >>785151>>785194
50 more minutes


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.785150 [X] del
>>785137
Time to start cranking your knob. Use it or lose it.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.785151 [X] del >>785155
>>785149
Good progress made today?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.785152 [X] del >>785153
>>785146
Why? We all know you don't have 4 friends.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.785153 [X] del
>>785152
You know no such thing.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.785154 [X] del >>785157>>785158>>785163
Friendly reminder PostieNEET to ignore whatever this loser >>784876 (aka nuro/keegan), for he is in fact a doxxer of other NEET's personal information and has basically been a pest here for over 5 years.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.785155 [X] del >>785156


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.785156 [X] del >>785159
>>785155
You have been hiding? Sulking.
This is not good.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.785157 [X] del
>>785154
BIGMAD


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.785158 [X] del >>785171
>>785154
Yep, he is only being friendly at the moment because he thinks he can recruit a friend.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.785159 [X] del >>785160
>>785156
I will take stock of things during the week.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.785160 [X] del >>785161>>785165
>>785159
You should take Bill to a nice pub when all of this is over.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.785161 [X] del >>785164
>>785160
lamb ragu


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.785162 [X] del
>>785101
looks pretty comfy, why didnt you move in?
>>785115
Wasnt it noisy? whats with the bluetooth helmet? did you listen to 911 truther podcasts and jonesy?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.785163 [X] del
>>785154
tennis


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.785164 [X] del
>>785161
Specials board?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.785165 [X] del
>>785160
You really think this is ever going to be over?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.785166 [X] del >>785167
Hey it turns out the jews did 9/11 NEETs!


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.785167 [X] del >>785168
>>785166
That reminds me, we need to make a channuka theme for ausneets


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.785168 [X] del
>>785167
You’re a spear chunnuka


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.785169 [X] del >>785170>>785174
(3.41 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5028.jpeg)
ECONOMIC


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.785170 [X] del >>785172
>>785169
Off brand chux. Would rip and tear.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.785171 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.785172 [X] del
>>785170
Exactly.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.785173 [X] del >>785177
>>785101
Looks comfier than a disabled dunny I tell you what.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.785174 [X] del
>>785169
Is that a Super Cheap?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.785175 [X] del >>785176
Taking a big dump now he’s gone.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.785176 [X] del >>785182
>>785175
He'll know.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.785177 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.785178 [X] del >>785181
(986.32 KB 1440x4320 emma_date.jpg)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.785179 [X] del
>>785143
LMAO you couldn't catch a fish even if it were tied to a fork at a pub!


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.785180 [X] del >>785195>>785196>>785224
(46.28 KB 718x379 vax.jpg)
How many neets are getting the newly released covid vax?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.785181 [X] del >>785188
>>785178
Don’t know who this is, but I don’t like the way she holds that coffee mug.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.785182 [X] del >>785185
>>785176
Of course he will. I don’t flush.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.785183 [X] del >>785186
(108.55 KB 857x643 McCringe.jpg)
Picrel nuro goes fishing


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.785184 [X] del
Turn that fuckin knob, boy!


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.785185 [X] del >>785189
>>785182
You couldn't if you wanted to.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.785186 [X] del
>>785183
To this day I’ve still never tried a fillet o fish from McDolans


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.785187 [X] del >>785191
>>785027
I had a John Wayne and a Southern Belle.
Southern Belle has gone to shit.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.785188 [X] del >>785219
(92.02 KB 1080x1350 1685420992011103.jpg)
>>785181
Emma Dumont.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.785189 [X] del
>>785185
LOL true. Probably needs its back broken in two places.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.785190 [X] del >>785193
>>785031
I bet you touch it again


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.785191 [X] del >>785198
>>785187
It’s just lettuce and mayo or some gay shit now isn’t it?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.785192 [X] del
>>785146
Only five?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.785193 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.785194 [X] del
>>785149
Maggi noodle sloppa


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.785195 [X] del >>785199
>>785180
I want the old skool one for the original strain. Is that still available?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.785196 [X] del
>>785180
yep, number 6 for me.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.785197 [X] del
I hate music snobs.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.785198 [X] del >>785201
>>785191
The burger patty is cheap and nasty


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.785199 [X] del
>>785195
If you ask NK nicely.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.785200 [X] del >>785203>>785204
Can we watch the movie a bit early? N


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.785201 [X] del
>>785198
Oh yuck. They were always expensive Sinai didn’t get them very often. Won’t get them at all now.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.785202 [X] del >>785205>>785273
Chickenfaggotdinner actually banned nuro. It's imissfather that continues to protect the doxxer.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.785203 [X] del
>>785200
Neets are very autistic, disturbing the schedule could have devestating consequences.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.785204 [X] del >>785206>>785208
>>785200
what is the movie tonight?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.785205 [X] del >>785221
>>785202
What are you on about?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.785206 [X] del >>785207>>785211
>>785204
some woody allen movie that cruisey is obviously going to skip out on


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.785207 [X] del
>>785206
>some woody allen movie that cruisey
*Cruisey moofie


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.785208 [X] del >>785210>>785213>>785216>>785248
>>785204
Deconstructing Harry (1997) - Suffering from writer's block and eagerly awaiting his writing award, Harry Block remembers events from his past and scenes from his best-selling books as characters, real and fictional, come back to haunt him. Starring Woody Allen and that chick from Seinfeld. On in 2 hours.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.785209 [X] del
Going to go watch the last episode of the trannie show.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.785210 [X] del >>785217
>>785208
Can we watch it earlier?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.785211 [X] del
>>785206
I'm at more movies than you


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.785214 [X] del
(138.10 KB 800x598 juicy forest.jpg)
The jews found out about an al quaeda plot to fly a plane into the pentagon and thought it was such a good idea they took over and turned it into 9-11, letting the deep state and the Mlitary industrial complex have a piece of the action. I feel smarter for knowing this.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.785215 [X] del
Snosages in teh oven


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.785216 [X] del
>>785208
is this some kind of jewish trick to make me watch star wars 10 again?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.785217 [X] del >>785225
>>785210
I guess. When?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.785218 [X] del
This guy Cruisey.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.785219 [X] del >>785222
>>785188
Ya know there's a board just for these thots?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.785220 [X] del >>785226
(151.93 KB 1280x712 woody.jpg)
>>785213
I imagine all of woody's movies are heavily biographical or autobiographical, particularly as he always plays himself. Also, he's a lousy actor.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.785221 [X] del >>785230
>>785205
Hmm, I believe he's speaking the truth.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.785222 [X] del
>>785219
Why would I want to post there though?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.785223 [X] del >>785231
>>785212
What's happening here?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.785224 [X] del
>>785180
Forget covid, SA bats have rabies.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.785225 [X] del >>785227
>>785217
Only if the other guys want to.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.785226 [X] del
>>785220
Tonight's movie shows this off with purposeful terrible cuts.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.785227 [X] del >>785229
>>785225
When would you like me to screen the movie? I can do it now if you'd like.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.785228 [X] del
I don't have the data spare to watch tonight. My apologies.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.785229 [X] del >>785237
>>785227
Is Webby ready?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.785230 [X] del
>>785221
We all know that imissfather is still here and continuing to protect and pander to nuro. This isn't news.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.785231 [X] del >>785233
>>785223
Are you autistic? What do you think is happening?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.785232 [X] del
The rest must go?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.785233 [X] del >>785237>>785241
>>785231
He gave a coin or token to the cloakroom girl to get his hat back and then I don't know


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.785234 [X] del >>785236
Let's watch it then. Cool
😎


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.785235 [X] del
Oh goody, power just went out halfway through cooking...


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.785236 [X] del >>785238
>>785234
You posted a sigil.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.785237 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.785238 [X] del >>785242
>>785236
I know. I thought about it as soon as I did


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.785239 [X] del
I'm not even sure what that one is.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.785240 [X] del >>785245>>785250
IMPORTANT WOMBOFLIX ANNOUCEMENT - DECONSTRUCTING HARRY WILL BE ON IN 2 MINUTES

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.785241 [X] del >>785244
>>785233
He leans in because he is going to try to chat her up. She rejects him. He awkwardly leaves.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.785242 [X] del
>>785238
That toilet phone prompts you.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.785243 [X] del
Come watch the movie 🎥


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.785244 [X] del
>>785241
Oh. I thought he wanted his money back or something.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.785245 [X] del
>>785240
Thats too early i cant make it


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.785246 [X] del >>785247>>785255>>785300
(3.37 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5029.jpeg)
Not a bad score from the curb of the industo

Will perk the office up good. 👍


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.785247 [X] del
>>785246
Well done. Give it a good wipe down with a disinfectant solution before use please.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.785248 [X] del
>>785208
I might watch just to see Elaine.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.785249 [X] del >>785254
Rape


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.785250 [X] del >>785265
>>785240
I can't do the movie now either. Can you put it back to when it's supposed to be?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.785251 [X] del
>>785212
Was hoping he'd go full Connery


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.785252 [X] del
😎


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.785253 [X] del
Power level
Conceal my power level
Power level
Reveal my power level

Mask on
Fuck it mask off
Rep the fash, gotta rep the fash


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.785254 [X] del >>785256
>>785249
Molest


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.785255 [X] del
>>785246
FREE GARBAGE


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.785256 [X] del
>>785254
Shut up gook


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.785257 [X] del >>785258>>785262>>785264
really he has done everybody a favour putting the film on early


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.785258 [X] del >>785261
>>785257
Come watch the end


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.785259 [X] del >>785263>>785268
Hopefully Monk has his footy stream code working by the 2024 season starts in March


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.785260 [X] del
Didn't see much of the trannie, but we got a gay black man running around in his underpants as second prize.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.785261 [X] del
>>785258
there's still an hour of this bullshit jesus


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.785262 [X] del
>>785257
Imagine watching a Woody Allen movie


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.785263 [X] del
>>785259
Trust the plan.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.785264 [X] del >>785266
>>785257
No I really want to watch the film but I have to feed my goats.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.785265 [X] del >>785267
>>785250
YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD. YOU ARE BANNED FROM VOTING ON MOVIES. WOULD NOT BE SO BAD IF YOU WERENT PICKING THIS JEWISH FUCKING SHIT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.785266 [X] del
>>785264
Goats eat anythign don't they?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.785267 [X] del


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.785268 [X] del
>>785259
That's a WomboSec project.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.785269 [X] del
Live and Let Die is on 9GEM at 8:30pm
That's the one with a bunch of kangz and Dr Quinn Medicine Woman


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.785270 [X] del >>785271
>Will make the business I'm squatting in less depressing


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.785271 [X] del >>785272
>>785270
Ready for when you move in


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.785272 [X] del
>>785271
PostieNEET no!


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.785273 [X] del >>785281
>>785202
IGA is the doxxer


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.785274 [X] del >>785275
(48.20 KB 707x1168 hnk0waznz95c1.webp)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.785275 [X] del >>785276
>>785274
Roger was alwsys a good laugh.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.785276 [X] del
>>785275
The best.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.785278 [X] del >>785304
>>784689
Will perk the orifice up good 👍


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.785279 [X] del
>>785277
Thanks Tiffin.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.785280 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7r4FVj-EI [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.785281 [X] del >>785290>>785302>>785306
>>785273
Wrong, IGA was the doxee.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.785282 [X] del >>785283
>>785277
What's the brown thing in the background? I don't recognise it. A war memorial?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.785283 [X] del >>785284
>>785282
be a eureka thingo


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.785284 [X] del
>>785283
or a potted history of ballarat


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.785285 [X] del >>785287
>>785277
They are all in shape they must have a no executives policy.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.785286 [X] del >>785288
I didn't buy that cheesecake today, woke up late and had a cone for breakfast and don't feel like it anymore.
Seemed like a better idea last night.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.785287 [X] del
>>785285
We should start the National Executive Network


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.785288 [X] del >>785296
>>785286
Probably for the best NEET.
How is the current waistline?
You were looking trim in those Rottnest Island pics a while ago.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.785289 [X] del >>785301
(110.94 KB 828x982 baked u a caek.jpg)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.785290 [X] del >>785291
>>785281
Was his identity exposed during one his visit to the warehouse?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.785291 [X] del >>785292
>>785290
no, we're just seeing some revisionist history


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.785292 [X] del
>>785291
Hmm, I believe you're speaking the truth.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.785294 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.785295 [X] del
>>785293
>no volume slider
[x]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.785296 [X] del >>785298
>>785288
Not fat but the belts getting tighter so should lay off the sugar


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.785298 [X] del
>>785296
You're sweet enough already.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.785299 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cF3OWCYLLVQ [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.785300 [X] del >>785303
>>785246
When you're homeless you can find okayish things.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.785301 [X] del >>785305
>>785289
Cruisey is looking happy with his cake.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.785302 [X] del
>>785281
ACCURATE YOU FUCKING BITCH


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.785303 [X] del
>>785300
A chair discarded in an industrial estate was probably host to a torture and murder.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.785304 [X] del
>>785278
Kek, well bantered.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.785305 [X] del
>>785301
I knew he bleached his hair.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.785306 [X] del >>785312
>>785281
True, also the victim of stalking and countless death threats from Keegan.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.785307 [X] del
(600.33 KB 750x1000 IMG_5029.png)
Not a bad score from the curb of the industo

Will perk the office up good. 👍


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.785309 [X] del >>785315
(3.91 MB 640x480 DANCING.webm)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.785310 [X] del >>785313
So fucking hungry. All out of food that isn't off.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.785311 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dV3AziKTBUo [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.785312 [X] del >>785316
(1.25 MB 2048x1536 IMG_2895.jpeg)
>>785306
Bitch Boi.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.785313 [X] del >>785317
>>785310
Head to the servo m8.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.785316 [X] del >>785318
>>785312
You still have no evidence that IGA lives there you fucking faggot.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.785317 [X] del >>785320
>>785313
There is an X Convenience just down the road. What do they have there?


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.785318 [X] del >>785322
>>785316
Funny how he gets scared and starts deflecting everytime we bring it up.

FUNNY INNIY


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.785319 [X] del
(1.45 MB 264x480 bang.mp4)


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.785320 [X] del
>>785317
Dog shit


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.785321 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I [Embed]


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.785322 [X] del
>>785318
I don't think he cares.
The reason you started insisting he lived there was that you were embarrassed about being homeless and living in a dunny. You wanted him to have something similarly embarrassing and that was the best you could do. Odds are he just lives in some rundown rental (still better than a toilet lol).


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.785323 [X] del >>785324
He started blacking out location info on his IGA hauls. He's scared of Based Tiffo in his gillie suit.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.785324 [X] del
>>785323
IGA would just move within 150m of a school if he was actually scared.



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