I made a stew. In this weather?!

Hoping we get a rectal catastrophe story from Webstein

8 inches

Do neets shower regularly?

>>783326
I use my shower as a urinal and my toilet for shitting.
I wash in the sink with soap and a sponge.

>>783327
big sink?

feeling lazy in the early summer sunshine. might have a long nap and do the lawn just before it gets dark. Cant imagine how the europoor neets are shivering in their brutalist multi story hovels right now, but sucked in regardless.

>>783328
Nah I just stand up and wipe myself down with a sponge to get the crust off.i wash my clothes in the kitchen sink after I put a brick in the washing machine and broke it.

>>783330
>put a brick in the washing machine and broke it
You need to go in depth on this.

bump

Quints and IGA gets an involuntary admission to the psych ward

>>783330
living the based life my big stinky bro

Weber never replies to my sext messages 😢

>>783330
i bet you saw bob hoskins in who framed rogwr rabbit

Back from Bunnings and Dan
No shids

>>783333
HONARARY QUADS

DO NOT GO TO MAX !
DO NOT GO TO CENNO !
GO STRAIGHT TO NAMBOUR MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY !

It's going to be one of those nights isn't it

>>783331
My house was dirty so I started off by knocking the walls down and washing the bricks then build the wall and repaint it again.

>>783341
hot and steamy ?

6 asahis acquired. Wagon stopped for maintenance.

>>783347
you can drink 5 of them if you dont ban any other NEETs

Rambunctious rape

>>783347
monk! no!

>>783339
Hey Stanners! In the psych ward they got free WI-Fi so you can see all Nuro's hi-rez sick burns and bottomless Milo for you to chug down your Quetiapine. What are you waiting for? Call an ambulance and tell them you cant cope.

Another 2 hour tidying session. The productive phase continues.

>>783340
Sick burn

>>783352
Based.

Might have another shower to wash away the swamp nuts.

>>783347
I got 4 passionfruit low sugar double cruiseys

>>783354
They let you fuck the chicken before you eat it

Shouldn't those two be battening down the hatches for the fucking cyclone that's about to sweep through?

>>783362
The silver fox does not fear the storm. The silver fox is the storm.

>>783362
She'll be roight.

>>783362
He referred to the Hard Gay Raw workshop as a "fortified industrial complex" on discord.

Might pop in to RMK Leather Works.

>>783367
some prefab concrete and a couple of roller doors?

Weber did a ram raid on my arse once.

>>783362
I hope it blows them both away

>>783370
Hot!

>>783371
The cyclone is called Jasper. I had a dog called Jasper. He didn't like coloured 'people'.

>>783373
Looks nasty.

>>783374
Hopefully blows both the neggers away.

>>783351
i bet the little runt is lactose intolerant too based on his cringeworthy hauls

>>783354
the tide is turning

>>783358
>>783361
old news no one cares bitch boi

>>783364
he was about to swept away in tsunami and then that faggot chinkshitdinner inadvertently gave him time to regroup.

>>783371
Maybe they'll need to huddle in the hovel together and keep warm by doing lewd things to each other?

>>783373
>38
Jesus.

We should start giving dog names to humans. Reclaim them.
I think Fido or Sparky would be good names for a boy.

>>783378
they need to strip off and climb into a sleeping bag together to raise their combined body temperature
I read it in a book once

>>783377
>chinkshitdinner
It was goondaddy (aka monk) that banned you, retard.

>>783377
benis :DDDDD

>>783378
I might watch a live stream of it

Imagine the shame of hopelessly failing at opsec because you're that desperate for status and attention from a tiny imageboard

NEETs I'm not saying climate change is real, but when I was young 38 degrees seemed really fucking hot but now anything under 40 seems normal.

>>783373
Adelaide is paying for its sins and will keep paying for them

>>783388
Pepe be steamin'.

>>783378
They are half brother lovers. On their Facebook pages they put that things are complicated.

>>783373
It's a heat wave, a tropical heat wave.

>>783386
Imagine having a foward facing public business and after 2 whole entire years some broke ass bitch boi has not done fucking shit and you never will you are a bitch stanners

>>783387
>not saying climate change is real,
As real as asthma.

>>783300
Putz thinks everyone is his friend.

>>783393
About a month or so ago, you were really motivated and not paying the board much attention, Nuro. You should try and get back into that frame of mind and ignore the other idiot here.

Bad home neets brought gifts of leftover Chinese to placate me. Word got around, don't walk into my fucking house.

In other news I helped a nonverbal neet who got overstimulated, and scared off an alcoholic aboriginal who pooed his pants, put on a balaclava, then said he'd get a knife as a pretext to go home and change his pants.

I had some pineapple ;)

>>783398
>leftover Chinese
they probably stole those from another house in the street

>>783396
Then monk got on the coke and Banned for literally making 2 posts.

And that pissed me off.

And here we are.

>>783346
Iktf

>>783396
yeah nah you cant let the board pest here run amok and then ban people for addressing his bad behavior

shit does not work like that nah

>>783311
good dyelavision

>>783399
You can never have enough.

>>783398
You and your axe are now known throughout the entire neighbourhood neet. Fear and honour are heaped upon your name.

>>783399
>>783406
Especially for tonight.

>>783407
he's our little hobgoblin

>>783301
You'd best research the self-defence laws in your state. I'm sure any judge would be questioning why someone keeps an axe in the house, especially if it was found you had a shed where items like that would be normally kept.

>>783400
Prison rules, anything disposable is acceptable to settle a beef. Giving anything non disposable would be taken as a trophy which would make you a bitch.

>>783401
The coke was after the banning you junkie retard.

>>783413
death is the only thing that settles serious beef

>>783414
fine then, you aint getting any of my oxy ;)

>>783415
At the commune differences will be settled by NEET stick fight where they attempt to turkey slap each other to death.

>>783412
A headless person cannot testify.

>>783326
Haven't showered since the 22nd of November.

>>783421
Disgusting. Vile.

>>783412
Jew spotted.

I hope I get money when my godmother dies. I doubt I will, though.

>>783415
By accepting the Chinese I signal that there is no beef. As if I want to eat Singapore fried rice and Mongolian chicken, fucked up orders even for the local.

>>783424
What is that at the bottom?!

>>783418
Iron Horse are better than those guys
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J2wv_X6lRW4 [Embed]

>>783419
I propose instead that we have competitions to see who can best do the yodel from baltimora's tarzan boy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=--6CdAypJsQ [Embed]

>>783422
spotted the soapcuck

>>783426
I've eaten barbecue with the next door neighbour that I've watched being cooked. I don't think I could eat food that was brought to my doorstep by anybody in this street.

>>783418
I got filtered.

>>783413
I'm glad the bad home neets are here to explain this stuff, otherwise I would have no idea.

>>783425
Inheritance is the only way white males (from a good home) can achieve upward mobility in this country.... and that may even lead to a just a down payment on modern property ......would not suprised if they tax it or cancel it all in 10 years

>>783432
you should gift it to someone else then. I bet that chinese food has been around for years and passed through dozens of unwashed hands

>>783346
Get out of Weber's mind.

>>783435
>would not suprised if they tax it or cancel it all in 10 years
greens are actively trying to introduce death duties and the alp is trying to borrow against super holdings as well raising the retirement age every year

>>783351
Is that Hex?

>>783435
Yeah righto Tiffiny

He's so jealous he can't get real drugs and has to brag about his prescriptions lol lmao

>>783441
How would he? He has NO FRIENDS and NO OPSEC.

>>783358
>tfw no invite to tonight's dunny rave
space
😭

>>783363
Mad cock

>>783440
i am not Tiffin i am Lord Nuro

Ready.

>>783447
You're a poof.

Going bed.

>>783366
Old Mate Dead A

>>783451
Just before the Dunny Wave Rave

Rubbing the head of my penis

>>783453
We have been laughing at you for years toiletboy

Is there a movie tonight?

>>783458
nope

>>783458
I don't know, is there?

>>783458
council meeting stupid

>>783379
He's older than that m8

>>783453
its almost like stanners has his mind set to selective fire memes to preeserve ammo because he is poor

I went to gookladies shop but there was a white woman there. Shocking.
There were plenty of trolleys in the carpark, a shirtless homeless guy, a few bogans congregating near the woolies, and some bad homes smoking durries in their comodores. Peak summer bad home season. Felt like I belonged.

>>783432
Yesterday someone brought me cooked chicken

>>783458
your personality disorders that hang out on each web browser dont count

>>783465
Uber Eats doesn't count

What the fuck is nuro on about now?

>10 years
Poor bastard, not even the hooker smiled at him.

>>783468
on the back foot ?
starting to to stumble ?
feeling tired ?
Yes you are just feeling tired.

>>783458
Yes HP 58

You just know it was a chick cop that wrote this cringe shit

>>783382
Memory isn't one of his strong points.

>>783473
She should be dismissed for that.

>>783477
gay

>>783475
Yeah, let nuro be a lesson to the younger neets - stay off the drugs!

>>783434
It's not like there are real rules, but basically a disposable item is tokenistic rather than symbolic.

>>783480
Who will make the next generate of Dunny Wave when they pass on?

imagine letting your tv record your voice

>>783396
>About a month or so ago
Are you new here?

>>783475
>>783480
Why would i confirm or deny shit you chink bastard. You are biggest pussy on this site. You hide in the shadows constiantly. Get fucked. DO NOT HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS. I HOPE YOUR RELATIVES DIE IN A ROAD ACCIDENT.

>happy holidays
It's Merry Christmas.

>>783484
I wish I was

Don't forget the prawn crackers gweilo!

>>783488
>>783489
Spooky.

Uber eats doesn't come to bad home area.

>>783403
This is like a really lame version of that clip of the Corvette spinning around under the semi.

>>783485
>HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Like I said, nuro is an indian. This is why he accuses everyone of being a chink but never complains about pajeets...

>>783473
Pretty sure they're all on 75k+ with portable LSL and 16% super.

>>783486
Lol hes been glued to American media for decades it just comes naturally to him
So pill brained its sad.

>>783424
Helen legs look nicely seasoned.

Stop goading nuro, shits old, find someone else to goad

>>783425
You got a laptop from your godfather, what more do you want you selfish prick.

>>783498
Or maybe just cut that shit out in general, but they won't do that because this is what they want.

>>783499
What are you talking about?

>>783500
>cut that shit
Always stirring the pan

>>783502
pooly bantered

>>783440
The picture (of a woman) is a dead giveaway it isn't tiffin.

>>783503
I'll never forget the Pan Incident

>>783504
He doesn't exclusively post kids, as much as that might disappoint you.

>>783458
We're watching Harry deconstruct what's left of his pilled brain cells. 10/10 Imdb.

>>783464
You could be an extra in an episode of Housos

>>783507
Whose bringing dinner >>>/ck/319 ?

Will there ever be a day when you morons aren't doing this?

>>783511
When a ban on nuro and IGA is actually enforced, yeah.

>>783468
>on?
A combination of alcohol, prescription and illicit drugs.

>>783512
So never since we're never getting a competent BO.

>>783487
Well then your NEETlore is WAY off...

>>783515
You're WAY off

>>783513
Problem ? Fag.

>>783515
>...
Such a faggot way of typing.

Remember when Nuro made an excuse for being obese because exercising indoors "isn't really my thing" and prefers to ride, electronically, instead

>>781334
Amen.

>>783521
Remember your shot your mouth off and were about to die for the last time ?

>>783520
uwot

>>783519
>Despite my urge to LR gnite this cxnt and get him to finally sleep
what is this pencil dick asian trying to say? left-right goodnight?

>>783520
As is your reddit spacing ...

>>783529
Based.

>>783529
Based.

>>783528
I don't use Reddit spacing, you mong.

https://twitter.com/ThomasSewellx
lol within 24 hours, SBS has run an article on him joining twitter (but turned off comments so nobody can reply to the tweet linking the article), fags keep CCing Elong Muskrat on his tweets, and the eSafety commissioner has recommended people lodge complains to them about him being racist

>>783532
O

kay

?

>>783535
that's not a real pie
that's sloppa in a bowl with some pastry laid on top

>>783533
If you were using twitter, like I said you should, you'd already know this.

>>783536
The person you replied to isn't a real /ausneet/. An imposter. A lost individual.

Might try for another roast chook at the takeaway. They had none last night. Hurry up and get dark ffs@!

>>783543
I doubt he thinks.

>>783541
Check in the bins out back.

In 2024 weber will make us a new board, a true NEET homeland. All the schizoposting will be stomped out.
Blood and board!

>>783427
Carrots

>>783544
Nothing but dots and forward-facing arrows in that mind of his I tell you what.

>>783497
I turned them once. Put tomato paste on thevvwggies then added chicken stock
Now it's covered in alfoil

>>783427
glass baking dish

>>783548
Don't forget variations of "okay?"

>>783549
Put more thoght into your posts please

>>783541
Grab me one as well thanks.

Its telling how Nuro, thinking of himself as a successful, intelligent bohemian gainfully milking his workshop niche lifestyle, is still so ardently inclined to try and punch down on the hovel dwelling mental case that he describes IGA to be. His forced persona of superiority melts away as soon as you meet it, terribly arrogant when you see its audience.
Why would anyone pretend to be a winning normie, in a pond of small NEET fish? Does he fail to reason that if his grandiose delusions are indeed true, he should upsize the pond, or does his ego simply block the realisation that the leap is impossible, resulting in an endless writhing in the slime, so he can beat his gills pridefully for years in a perverted game of pretend. Like a frog in a long forgotten oyster shaped children's pool full of muck and filth.

>>783557
Finally a reply to his open letter.

>>783557
tl;dr

>>783557
Cool story retard
No one cares
No one read
👍😎

>>783521
It was the rain. The rain is why he is morbidly obese.

>>783560
Unironically based.

>>783560
Based.

The arrogance of a dunny dweller drinking $7 plonk daily cannot be underestimated.
The absolute state of those trotters!

>>783564
You're just jealous he's living his best life.

>>783560
geting a nice collection of vinyl.

>>783564
Ahh Yep. You are just jealous. Go Away.

>>783557
He wouldn't be so emotionally volatile if he were actually happy.

>>783560
Based as all heck.

>>783564
You sound jelly.

>>783570
Please refrain from such foul language.

>>783565
>jealous
>>783567
>jealous
>>783571
>jelly
Not even a good samefag.

>>783573
You seem upset, is everything okay?

>>783566
They give that crap away at op shops.

>>783571
I'm very jealous of the homeless 40 year old prescription pill and goon abuser

>>783575
My lie about owning a machine shop was exposed! I have requested backup from tiffin (<3) on discord.

>>783576
He's thrifty.

>>783578
I hope you can work through whatever is making you upset.

What is going to happen if michelle freeman kicks him out?

>>783573
<<OH LOOOK MAHM IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING !

>>783576
Sounds good to me, would save me having to spend $50-80 + on new vinyl.

>>783580
The lamest thing about these tiffin responses is how they are always copied off other neets mocking nuro. It is just
>no u
ad nauseam.
He'll accuse me of projection in a minute.

>>783582
>MAHM
You talk about mothers a lot. Is there a reason for this?
How is your relationship with your mother?

>>783581
NOTHING BITCH. NOTHING.
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST.
DO NOT PAST GO
DO NOT COLLECT ANYMORE CENNO BUX
YOU ARE IN NAMBOUR MENTAL HEALTH WARD !!

>>783587
30kg spars thanks.

Wew, nuro is big mad tonight.
I can't be bothered listening to yet another drug induced tantrum. Goodnight neets.
I am looking forward to having a nice family Christmas, especially with my mother.

night all
not sticking around for more of this nonsense

>DO NOT PAST
The pillbrain spelling is my favourite part.

>>783589
Early to bed early to rise. Back at again tomorrow posting about Nuro.

>>783584
>got caught trying to weave your web of words

you got caught, this shit is no longet going to fly: EVERYBODY

>>783592
I think it might predate his drug abuse. He has accused other neets of having been diagnosed with various learning difficulties whilst at school. This is undoubtedly projection as usual.
No wonder he ended up homeless despite his posh upbringing.

lol its the infamous imaginary "tantrums" again.

>>783594
You are incoherent.
Please calm down nuro.
None of us can understand what you are doing.
Do you want us to call an ambulance? Are you overdosing?

Having some problems
Is sickle neet here?

>>783600
Tiffin is and he has sickle cell anemia.

I don't think Nuro has ever won this hard as he has tonight. One Based photo was all it took.

>>783601
You are getting angry at people agreeing with you, retard.

>>783604
Don't start.

>>783598
You aren't enlightened enough to understand Nuro.

I have been called a chink uni student more than once.

>>783604
dont forget the pan incident. that was what total war looks like

>>783605
STEAM OF WAR !

>>783608
Kek, I think that is meant to refer to Davo/FluteNOOT. I'm not sure if he also thinks chickenDinner is him also.

>>783608
We all have, I've also been called Nuro, IGA and Tiffin. I'm starting to have an identity crisis.

>>783606
He can't start what has already began. STEAM OF WAR !

This remains the most mentally ill thing nuro has done yet.

>>783609
>STEAM OF WAR !
kek well bantered.

>>783453
Why not make another vist to Nambour police station and make a report of these 'poorly bantered posts' then huh...???

>>783619
Very nice. Serve with rice.

>>783620
If only we could. I'd have several of you NEETs in jail.

>>783622
I was in Weber's dungeon once.

>>783624
Lucky.

Listening to The Cults 'Sanctuary' and seriously considering some gogaine and hoogers

>>783625
He would stick empty bottles of pink moscato in me.

>>783557
Nah Nuro is a stoic on drugs that blunt his empathy. Your words are basically fan fic and belong in a high school english assignment. You cant project on smoke.

>>783618
It really wasn't.

>>783628
>stoic
Are we talking about the same man?

>>783630
Nuro is a philosophical powerhouse. A true God among men.

Stoic Nuro, all slack.

Nuro’s a wanker who attacks anyone who doesn’t fanboy for him. And he’s paranoid

We're all wankers.

Nuro was so slack it all fell out of hum.

On the NSN rumble stream

Might have a wank

>>783628
Incredibly Based take. I like it !

>>783639
Nice Pepe! Do you mind if I save it?

>>783640
I already snagged it. You snooze you lose.

On the wagon.

>>783641
😔

Mosquito weather has started

If I had one of Webby's guns I would blow my brains out haha

>>783645
Me too fren, me too.

Oh we eating good tonight boys!

>>783642
Well done NEET.

I find the diet wagon is an essential means of staying cool in the summer.
Nothing heats the body up like the executive binge lifestyle. Sweating all night.

>>783650
but we need to eat ice cream and drink 2l bottles of softdrink to stay cool! What do neets?

>>783646
me three

>>783642
which wagon? Diet? Getting off the goon?

Cocaine started

You know all that stuff I said I was going to do today? Might do it tomorrow instead.

>>783654
How much did this lot cost?

>>783656
You invest too much time into this.

>>783656
It is embarrassing you did this.

>>783657
Its leftovers

weber :)

posso :)

>>783577
Kek, we all need something to aspire to.

spergo :(

shitey :(

Raw Egg Nationalism

>>783647
Looks like it has potential.

>>783653
Goon. Thinking of getting off and getting gooned.

>>783669
What's his stance on the Jews?

>>783658
>>783659
Hmmm.
>>783660
See >>783584 and >>783573

>>783597
>>783597
>imaginary
See >>783586

He did it!

>>783672
Probably not dissimilar to yours

>>783676
What's my stance on Jews?

>>783677
You like them

>>783678
He's a Trump shill, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's a kike lover.

>>783675
Try waiting more than a minute between posts and try to avoid using such a similar sentence structure.

Remember that neet with the dying brother? did he ever come back?

>>783578
1/10

>>783581
Well I'd guess he'd be a free man, no?

>>783680
You are acting really paranoid now.

>>783619
I see dinner, a midnight snack and breakfast.

Carlos Santana on the speakers

>>783684
All for the night I bet

The blade stays in it's sheath tonight

>>783683
Sorry, it is all the drugs and toilet fumes.

It can take quite some time to work out if the loud noises outside on the bad home street are from animals or people.
A bogan domestic sounds very similar to staffies barking.
The women here sound a lot like fighting cats or cats in heat too.

>>783634
I haven't fapped in at least a month. The goon done killed my libido.

>>783690
Do you still get erections?

Having some pink moscato.
Going to watch some Gilmore Girls.

>>783693
You must be close to the end of Gilmore Girls by now.

>>783694
Look at the hair on his arms. He is not even trying to pass.

These chips are taking forevor Cruisey.

The chips are down.

>>783695
I slowed down really hard at the end of S04. I'm only up to S06E04, with S06 being the penultimate season.
I guess that is close to the end though. The girls on /r/gilmoregirls often watch it on repeat. They get to the end and just go right back to the start. I'm not quite that keen haha.

>>783652
Which piece would you prefer, a handgun, rifle or a 12-gauge?

>>783696
Women do indeed have hair on their arms, yes.

Does webby have a cat H license?