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NEET General #791 - Self Improvement Video Edition NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No. 805439
This year is about self-improvement neets, and all neets are invited to submit a youtube video to this thread they think will help others. Go ahead.

Old thread: >>804479


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.805493 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iXezsPaq9BM [Embed]


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.805505 del
SA BEST A


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.805506 del
>>805397
Even though this was clearly a piece of satire, the Hindustan Times felt the need to write an article on it.
>This is disgusting & despicable. Shame on you @TheBabylonBee. . This is racist and this is America, we Republicans respect all. Stop your Hinduphobia right now. Trump supports @VivekGRamaswamy. I'm asking my followers to please tell @TheBabylonBee stop your racist, be American.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.805507 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.805508 del
Dominoes had a two pizzas for one deal so eating that tonight


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.805510 del
>>805508
I had Red Rooter


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.805512 del
>>805511
Shines? She looks pretty matte in that picture.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.805513 del
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>>805506
I love it when pajeet, with his thousands of years of caste based oppression starts lecturing other people about 'racism'


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.805514 del
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Hot poo


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.805515 del
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>>805509
1 down, 1.4 billion to go


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.805516 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.805517 del
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>>805509
Sir is in a better place now.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.805518 del
>>805513
The article talked about Pajeet 7/11's being "outdated" these days and that Pajeet "was more likely to be a tech CEO" and then I saw this article >>805509


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.805519 del
>>805517
probably get reincarnated as a sewer rat


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.805520 del
>>805518
Did they include any stats as to the number of pajeets who work in convenience stores vs those who are nasdaq tech CEOs?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.805521 del
>>805512
Please refrain from such low-quality replies in the future.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.805522 del
>>805512
Well bantered.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.805523 del
>>805520
Of course not.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.805524 del
Mixed some NZ whisky with pebsi.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.805525 del
Replacing the fridge.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.805526 del
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I like when they substitute with more expensive items. I wonder how much Colesworth loses in profit per year doing this?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.805527 del
>>805439
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zicotuB-_ps [Embed]


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.805528 del
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Neets have you ever wished the rest of the human race would just vanish and leave you alone, let you have all the tendies and no more cenno reporting requirements? Join us for tonight's movie, The Quiet Earth (1985), where that exact scenario happens. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.805529 del
>>805508
What pixxas?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.805530 del
>>805526
La di da look at you with name brand paper towels


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.805531 del
>>805525
Hope it fits


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.805532 del
Gave the car its monthly bath and put fifty dollars of primo 95 in the tank.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.805533 del
>>805525
Twin door one?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.805534 del
>>805532
Double smoked?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.805535 del
>>805526
>I wonder how much Colesworth loses in profit per year doing this?
Their margins on every item would be so huge that they probably don't give a toss.


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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.805537 del
>>805534
lol this is worse than the matte joke


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.805538 del
NNNNNNNUUUUUUURRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.805539 del
Asians in the crowd live streaming at the men's doubles


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.805540 del
>>805534
Smoking at the bowser is forbidden.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.805541 del
>>805539
>watching mens's tennis


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.805542 del
>>805541
Do what works for you.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.805543 del
1st set acquired!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.805544 del
>>805517
Poo heaven


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.805545 del
>>805543
who is this rapeable slut?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.805546 del
>>805528
I hate the bit when he thinks he's the president and starts wearing a dress.
If I ever wound up in that situation and the only other cunt I could find had gone mad and started wearing a dress I would kill him.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.805547 del
>>805546
You wouldn't do anything.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.805548 del
>>805546
Just cover the dress in poo and call it a cultural clothing.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.805549 del
>>805545
An uncomfy post.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.805550 del
>>805549
Nice to know.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.805551 del
>>805549
I'm going to shit in her cunt.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.805552 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.805554 del
Still waiting for Shib's review of this morning's documentary.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.805556 del
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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.805557 del
>>805556
she looks a bit derpy front on


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.805558 del
>>805556
Off eyes 3/10


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.805559 del
>16 years old


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.805560 del
>>805559
How would we know unless we followed the idiot sport?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.805561 del
>>805560
Do you not know how to look stuff up?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.805562 del
Low-qual goads this arv, you know who you are.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.805563 del
>>805562
Cut it out.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.805564 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.805565 del
>>805561
I could, but I don't care that much about her. I just assumed it was whoever was playing at the moment or was at the top of the women's tennis.


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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.805567 del
>>805564
That's a hate symbol these days. Expect a visit in the coming weeks.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.805568 del
>>805548
The trees and everything would eventually die without poo


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.805569 del
>>805553
Is that the one where he gets raped?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.805570 del
>>805567
rule 14


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.805571 del
>>805567
From Craig?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.805572 del
>>805570
rule 14 + rule 88


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.805573 del
vodka with pasito


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.805574 del
>>805573
noice.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.805575 del
>>805569
Culkin seduced many actors on set


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.805576 del
Now I'm thinking about that can.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.805577 del
>>805565
You assume correct. She's playing the woman who knocket out the last remaining Aussie (female) in the tournament. There's a lot of disturbed individuals here, plagued with sick thoughts. The rope cometh.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.805578 del
Severely stressed. Woed. JUST


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.805579 del
>>805529
one spicy and can't remember the other one


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.805580 del
>>805560
There is nothing wrong with tennis. Following tennis is preferable to following the US elections and Alex Jones drama as with his lover.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.805581 del
>>805578
Yeah I have to return to work tomorrow too


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.805582 del
>>805580
It's not darts or snooker, where the competitors are half pissed and the crowd is definitely pissed.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.805583 del
>>805580
Tennis and seppo politics are poofter sports.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.805584 del
>>805583
Straight men roll around in the mud with sweaty men as they chase a ball.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.805585 del
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Ready.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.805586 del
>>805546
>I hate the bit when he thinks he's the president and starts wearing a dress.
Just another day at the neet compound


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.805587 del
>>805556
hideous, inexcusable considering she's from a country that produces so many good looking women


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.805588 del
Andreeva is a feisty bitch


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.805589 del
>>805586
Radar!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.805590 del
>>805564
Stylish


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.805591 del
>>805589
Klingon.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.805592 del
>>805576
I got a 10 pack of Pasitos and I know how to use them.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.805593 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.805594 del
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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.805595 del
Get in here NEETs, we're watching Weber


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.805598 del
Woe


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.805599 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching The Quiet Earth (1985) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.805600 del
>>805535
Their margins are actually very low. They make about 2%.
For the huge turnover they have they make quite a small yearly profit.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.805601 del
Monk isn't even real


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.805602 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.805604 del
>>805601
Goondaddy started a war


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.805606 del
I think Olive just got replaced


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.805607 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.805608 del
>nuro calling people fat


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.805609 del
>>805604
Begun the Mong War has.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.805610 del
Urban camo e-bike mounted shock troopers using sound based weapons.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.805611 del
shitting in the shitting tub


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.805612 del
>>805611
Wasn't it a bucket?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.805613 del
The synth wave literally blew their brains.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.805614 del
>>805606
Never.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.805615 del
food tastes nicer with no pants on


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.805616 del
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Looks like another Based day off work hanging out with his high-profile business buddies!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.805617 del
>>805612
im not nuro


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.805618 del
>>805617
That was a pan.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.805619 del
>>805618
i prefer shitting in the tub, then i can just turn on the tap to wash it away


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.805620 del
Has anyone ever tried the turkey SPAM? Only had the original.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.805621 del
>>805620
I haven't tried it. I don't like the original. Salty nastiness.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.805622 del
>>805606
>I think Olive just got replaced
That's one sexy replacement:
>>805605


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.805623 del
>>805621
Fatherbot used to fry slices of the OG Spam in a pan. Well before Cypress Hill referenced it in Insane in the Brain.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.805624 del
>>805553
What about it gets you?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.805625 del
>>805623
He should have done fritz instead.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.805626 del
>>805621
There's a salt-reduced one, give that a try you big pussy.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.805627 del
Spam is shelf stable, there's no reason to buy it in tins.
I only use it in fusion dishes,


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.805628 del
>>805625
He used to do that too.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.805629 del
>>805627
>I only use it in fusion dishes,


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.805630 del
>>805627
What a retarded statement.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.805631 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.805632 del
Weber fused his fist to my nose after I used the term "fusion dishes" in front of him once.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.805633 del
>>805632
Based.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.805634 del
The Queen died!!!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.805635 del
weber


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.805636 del
>>805632
Monk ! Get up and start banning it !


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.805637 del
>>805636
What are the Spanish toilets like?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.805638 del
>>805637
Monk !


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.805639 del
>>805637
Good question.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.805640 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.805641 del
/ausneets/ is like instagram for Nuro. Sad.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.805642 del
>>805631
What does your SPAM come in?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.805643 del
>>805640
Who am I?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.805644 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.805645 del
>>805641
He needs to start using hashtags to get more followers.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.805646 del
>>805641
MONK PRTECT ME HE IS DOING IT AGAIN !!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.805647 del
>>805643
A fucking arsehole ?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.805648 del
>>805647
>arsehole
You're bad at imitating Nuro.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.805649 del
I think I have hypoglycaemia. I crave sugar all the time and then when I have it I almost pass out like it’s an overdose.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.805650 del
Tab closed.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.805651 del
>>805648
FFS Monk ban it.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.805652 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.805653 del
>>805649
Your body needs what your needs!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.805654 del
>>805651
Now I'm Monk?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.805655 del
had shanghai steak, just going to ignore all the dogs that went missing


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.805656 del
>>805649
get a blood test for diabetes, it's free


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.805657 del
>>805656
nothing is free


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.805658 del
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Just imagine those luscious red lips wrapped around your, erm, tennis racquet handle...


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.805659 del
>>805641
He admitted a few years ago that he cares about the board because he "doesn't have a facebook or anything". Very sad to see. Many of us are in the same boat but at least we are not as annoying for the most part.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.805660 del
>>805657
You can live in a dunny for free.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.805661 del
>>805656
Can I just do that at my gp’s ?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.805662 del
>>805660
It still costs pride.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.805663 del
>>805662
Good point.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.805664 del
>>805662
nuro has no pride


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.805665 del
>>805661
The GP will give you a form for the blood place.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.805666 del
>>805661
they'll send you to a pathology place, there are hundreds of them around and they're covered by medicare


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.805667 del
I was going to go get beers until I remembered to check my bank account. It only had 10$ left in it after dominoes and Surfans f20 MP3 player purchase


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.805668 del
>>805662
Once you've shat in a pan, all pride is lost.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.805669 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.805670 del
>>805669
Shutup nerd


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.805671 del
>>805670
you're going to get raped tonight


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.805672 del
>>805667
Sell your guitar picks for 2c each.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.805673 del
>>805669
It isn't surprising that nuro is developing diabetes. I wonder what Alex Jones says about fixing it?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.805674 del
>>805673
>Alex Jones says about fixing it?
He would have some pills to fix it.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.805675 del
>>805649
Tell your GP.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.805676 del
>>805601
One of Possum's personas.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.805677 del
This better not be Weber telling this other NEET how to get tested for diabetes.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.805678 del
I wonder how many times I’ve gaslit ausneets making everyone think I’m a new neet every week


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.805679 del
>>805671
You can’t rape the willing


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.805680 del
>>805678
It's good to stay busy.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.805681 del
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This was honestly the best frozen pixxa I've ever had!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.805682 del
>>805681
Looks a bit watery, needed four more minutes in the oven.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.805683 del


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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.805685 del
>>805681
Yeah but you added toppings and cheese to it


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.805686 del
might have midnight hotdogs


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.805687 del
>>805686
Little boys?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.805688 del
Which laundry detergent do you NEETs use?
I have used the cold power liquid for many years now.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.805689 del
This afternoon I accidentally watched the German version of The Name Of The Rose (stupid Pirate Bay). I might watch Highlander later.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.805690 del
>>805688
I use Earth Choice wool wash for blacks, and liquid Omo for whites and coloureds. There is some Preen squirty stuff for business shirt collars before they go in the machine. That is just what Motherbat did and what was in her list of instructions when she moved out.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.805691 del
>>805689
There is a good sex scene in name of the rose.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.805692 del
>>805687
Nah, Don skinless franks. You get six in a packet and I think it would be dodgy to try and freeze the leftovers, so I am compelled to eat them within 24-36 hours.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.805693 del
>>805690
I do not separate things based on colour. I just do everything together.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.805694 del
>>805691
The German version featured a glass coffee table.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.805695 del
>>805692
I like the skinless ones.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.805696 del
>>805694
Glass bottom boat ride.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.805697 del
>>805693
If I'm feeling lazy and don't care about the items I sometimes do the same, but if I am washing white singlets or business shirts I separate them because I don't want an $8 Mr Pig tshirt staining them the first time it is washed.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.805698 del
>>805695
Yes. I don't like the 'snap' of a hotdog with that red skin stuff on it.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.805699 del
I don't have the courage to weigh myself. I've put the scale out of sight.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.805700 del
>>805699
>I've put the scale out of sight.
I'll weigh heavily on your soul NEET. Good choice.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.805701 del
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>>805685
As I've done to many a frozen pixxa but they've never tasted this nice. I think it was the honey soy kabana that made it so tasty. The other toppings were a sliced shallot, handful of pre-shredded mozzarella, exactly seven Spanish olives and seven mini Roma tomatoes, plus a pinch of dried chilli flake and coriander leaf.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.805702 del
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>>805699
You can't be overweight if you never weigh yourself


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.805703 del
Hot dogs are one of those foods I liked as a child but would not eat now.
The adult palate says no.
All birthday parties used to feature the little red miniature franks and tomato sauce for dipping.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.805704 del
>>805703
>ed miniature franks and tomato sauce for dipping.
Yeah I used to love that shit, but would never eat it again, especially uncooked.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.805705 del
Also those little laughing cow cheese triangles


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.805706 del
>>805701
Fancy additions. You did well.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.805707 del
I still want a double decadence cheese filled crust from dominos


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.805708 del
>>805703
>The adult palate says no.
The arse needs what the arse needs!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.805709 del
>>805707
Nasty cheese. Rubber and salt.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.805710 del
>>805708
My arse needs a proper German mettwurst.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.805711 del
>>805705
I want to fuck that cow


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.805712 del
>>805707
I think dominoes has a 2 pizzas for 1 deal on today online only


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.805713 del
>>805688
Unscented liquid


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.805714 del
I’m going to upgrade my pc and get broadband and stream video games on twitch. It will cost me next to nothing and if I get viewers I might actually get money


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.805715 del
>>805712
Only the double decadence crust can satisfy me


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.805716 del
>>805714
It will cost you time and mental health. You won't get viewers.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.805717 del
>>805714
Post a link to your channel. I will sub.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.805718 del
>>805716
Very negative.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.805719 del
I'm gonna get a pizza tonight


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.805720 del
>>805719
Eagle boys?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.805721 del
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NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.805722 del
>>805704
They're expensive now.
I only got mild diarrhea when I ate them raw.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.805723 del
>>805714
If you're lucky, you might get gifts too.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.805724 del
>>805717
Dont have a channel yet. Wont be streaming for a while yet anyway. Maybe I’ll post it on here when I have it up and running


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.805725 del
>>805724
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.805726 del
>>805720
Yeah there's an eagle boys next to the pizza hut buffet.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.805727 del
Night.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.805728 del
>>805723
My secret Santa in primary school gave me a diet book. 😢 😢


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.805729 del
>>805727
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.805730 del
>>805728
I'm sorry but LOL


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.805731 del
>>805726
I know the one you mean. Just past Sizzlers.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.805732 del
>>805731
That NEET is still recovering from Cruisey's deception last week.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.805733 del
How much money does nuro have?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.805734 del
Used to do several bowls of soft serve and little chocolate buttons at the pizza hut dessert bar.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.805735 del
>>805706
I always do well. And that was only a third of the kabana. Might make hot dogs with teh rest.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.805736 del
>>805734
God I'd love all you could eat pidser. I'd bankrupt entire stores.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.805737 del
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This show got everything I need. Cute pups, qt young country chicks and comfy rural landscapes.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.805738 del
Used to do several bowels of soft serve and little chocolate buttons at the pizza hut dessert bar.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.805739 del
>>805737
Too bad it's on the abc


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.805740 del
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Australian federal police! Search warrant! Incel arrest mandate! Hands AWAY from the keyboard!!!!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.805741 del
>>805738
Your bowels could fit much


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.805742 del
>>805737
I watched the first episode with Motherbat last weekend.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.805743 del
>>805739
Their rural stuff isn't completely pozzed.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.805744 del
noight


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.805745 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.805746 del
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>>805724
I'm sure it will take off just like your blog did...


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.805747 del
>>805726
I know a PIxxa Hut that still offers an all-you-can-eat buffet.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.805748 del
>>805703
This NEET thinks he has a more sophisticated palate than the detectives on Law & Order: SVU, who eat hot dogs every day.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.805749 del
>>805746
Monk is still trying to get Wordpress configured correctly.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.805750 del
>>805747
You do not.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.805751 del
>>805738
Those buttons tasted nothing like chocolate.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.805752 del
>>805744
Good night.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.805753 del
Tab closed.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.805754 del
>>805748
Thanks for the reminder. Will be watching that before Robocop comes on.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.805755 del
>>805746
Not my fault monk broke it


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.805756 del
>>805750
He does I've been there before and the buffet is only $8


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.805757 del
>>805741
possum made me lick his bowels clean once


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>>805330
>>805554
>>805602
Here's my review:
Surprisingly accurate.
There are many place to visit outside Budapest, even in the East, but kinda have to know about them. When visiting the countryside probably the best practice would be having an accommodation somewhere as a base of operation, and visit the neighbouring lands spending a day at one place, and another elsewhere. Even the larges towns outside Budapest could offer only 2-3 days of entertainment/sightseeing, whatnot. Depends on the season too. I think this is what he gets wrong.
He is right about the scams, and Budapest is the worst in that. Outside they still might overcharge for the services, but it's not that bad. We are conscious enough about the phenomenon, I saw a funny scene made by humorists in some telly show some time ago.
Food really is tasty.
Politics is awful.
Hospitals and healthcare is godawful (unless you pay $$$ to private institutions). Don't get ill. I don't know how foreigners can be treated here.
History in this extremely short format is mostly right how he presents it.
It was kinda cool how he integrated his sponsor into the video.
Shameless use of other youtubers' footage.

Will Gattsu release a video about Hungarian food? Or he has one already?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.805759 del
wondering if my frequent craving for cheese is really just a craving for salt


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.805760 del
Also it seems like a cooperation is getting built between various youtubers, including nfkrz, living ironically in europe, gattsu, geopold, and it seems some new guys liek this gumb0 and perhaps wow_mao. Last two I know nothing about.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.805761 del
>>805759
I can give you something salty.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.805762 del
>>805761
Fish paste?
On toast please.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.805763 del
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I have the pizza now


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.805764 del
>>805763
Looks good.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.805765 del
>>805763
May I have a slice? What did you order? Any garlic bread?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.805766 del
>>805763
Very nice. Good choice.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.805767 del
>>805763
Looks excellent.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.805768 del
>>805765
You can have the empty box.
I got the aussie flavour which is bacon and cheese, got some mocha milk but that's it.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.805769 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dGcZEl5aTO0 [Embed]


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.805770 del
Pizza shop looked empty too, people cutting back on the binging I guess


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.805771 del
>>805763
They put it on a piece of baking paper? Never seen that before, definitely not Dominoes. Nice floor tiles by teh way.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.805772 del
>>805770
With cost of living this high the luxuries get cut.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.805773 del
I hardly buy meat any more.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.805774 del
>>805773
You hardly matter anymore.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.805775 del
I want to show you neets the family sized bbq meatlovers pidser I get from my favourite pidser place. Then you will know what real pidser looks like. So dark and red with processed meat and sauce you need to activate flash on your camera.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.805776 del
29 Days 23 Hrs 7 Min 15 Sec


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.805777 del
>>805771
I'd never eat dominos, it's local small shop run by filthy wogs


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.805778 del


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.805779 del
>>805725
Thankyou


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.805780 del
Made a brand new you beaut spreadsheet that has the macros for all the ingredients I usually buy, some at multiple different quantities. Easy way to autofill my caloric intake for the day. The diet is ON!


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.805781 del
>>805780
You can do it King 💪👑.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.805782 del
>>805780
I thought you typed peanut butter spreadsheet until I read it again


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.805783 del
>>805775
Does it give you big compacted shits the next day?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.805784 del
might watch some survive the jive


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.805785 del
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Butter of peanut


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.805786 del
do neets eat healthy peanut butter or the stuff which is full of sugar and salt?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.805787 del
>>805784
Have you watched any of crecganford channel?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.805788 del
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>>805786
I buy boong brand


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.805789 del
>>805787
yeah, I don't like him as much, but I have started drinking tea


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.805790 del
>>805786
The homebrand ones seem surprisingly healthy


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.805792 del
I was going to have a wank when I got a text message saying that I had insufficient wanks so now I have nothing to do.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.805793 del
>>805792
This always happens to me so now I wank first thing of the day


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.805794 del
>>805792
How long until your next wank recharge?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.805795 del
Match point


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.805796 del
>>805794
9am tomorrow, might get a wankday loan because that's too far away.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.805797 del
My mother used to call it peanut paste.
I buy the ALDI American style. Very unhealthy. I eat it out of the jar with a spoon. 🥄🥄🥄


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.805798 del
>>805796
9am is a long way away.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.805799 del
>>805797
>spoon
Sure mate.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.805800 del
Now that I'm thinking about it, having shit hospitals is a really high IQ move. Imagine if hospitals were clean, with comfy beds, and good food everyone would find excuses to go on holiday there instead of working like good serfs they are.
In fact good hospitals could wreck your economy. Because there would be more ill people lining up, raising the need for more comfy hospitals with pretty nurses with large titties spilling from their dress, and more people would feel ill with the need to spend a week or two in a hospital. In the end the whole budget would be spent on hospitals and noone would work and pay taxes.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.805801 del
>>805800
Hospitals are for the weak.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.805802 del
>>805800
Hospitals aren’t real, but alcohol is.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.805803 del
>>805801
Indeed.
Now imagine the dilapidated dirty hospitals, with piss stained beds, with the shittest food this planet can offer, and fugly nurses who are more rude than everyone in the service industry. Noone wants to spend time there. So no actual need to maintain them, no money spent uselessly.
Sure the life expectancy isn't high, but if people die just after retirement, the state can spare on the pensions. You don't want to keep feeding useless old people for decades. Even if they are good voter base.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.805804 del
>>805802
I want to try the medicine looking alcohol in that video.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.805806 del
Mental arm session
Davo would be mirin this pump


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.805807 del
>>805805
>Not for stupid australian stomach, very excellent after meal


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.805808 del
>>805806
Well done King. Going to be poppin in those polos fr.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.805809 del
>>805807
Before meal. Aperitif.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.805810 del
Good morning Weber


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.805811 del
>>805803
In my ideal hospital the patients would be raped and rape would be legal in a hospital (as well as many other places).


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.805812 del
>>805811
I just made it to the toilet. It was a big poo.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.805814 del
mording


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.805815 del
>>805769
Her mother was Jayne Mansfield.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.805816 del
>>805814
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.805817 del
Wish I could climb into Weber's oodie with him.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.805818 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=covIH-Vx8tg [Embed]
I like the way their safety barrier did absolutely nothing


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.805819 del
farking woe'd this morning fellas


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.805820 del
>>805819
I don't believe you


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.805821 del
Is anyone garn woolies this morning? I need 30kg of prepacked salad and 30 packets of fredo frogs


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.805822 del
Tonight on womboflix we will be showing one last episode of Shogun (1980).

On Saturday we will be watching Blood In Blood Out (1993), a crime drama about a bunch of cholo gang members. I am informed it has some of the finest male-male rape scenes ever filmed.

On Sunday we will be watching Race For Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024)

There will be an Australia Day movie on Friday, but I'm still waiting on suggestions.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.805823 del
>>805821
>salad
Do you have rabbits as pets?


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.805824 del
>>805822
None of these are on the list. One is about poofters and the other one was recommended by one.


NEET 01/21/2024 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.805825 del
>>805824
All of the movies came from the womboflix list, and were voted into office via the correct procedure:
>>799632
Edited last time by boardneet on 01/21/2024 (Sun) 23:44.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.805826 del
Garn woolies you neets need anything?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.805827 del
>>805826
nah, just got back with me 30kg of salad


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.805828 del
>>805827
Fucking healthy. How much do you eat ?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.805829 del
>>805825
>Edited last time by boardneet
imissfather-tier


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.805830 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.805831 del
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.805832 del
>>805831
I applaud your dedication and focus.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.805833 del
>>805831
Based.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.805834 del
>>805832
He achieves it without Alex Jones: BRAINFORCE which is the truly remarkable feat.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.805835 del
>>805834
Come on Monk Ban It !


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.805836 del
>>805835
Nice Chink VPN, spammer.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.805837 del
>>805822
Based.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.805838 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.805839 del
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.805840 del
Confidence remains high that today will be the day monk finally gets on the wagon and deports all the illegal alien neets.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.805841 del
>>805831
Fuck him.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.805842 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.805843 del
>>805825
>>805829
Edited the list to include homo secks


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.805844 del
>>805843
Editing posts leaves a little note down the bottom. The original list post from a few weeks ago has not been altered:
>>799632


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.805845 del
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Aircon ACTIVATED


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.805846 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.805847 del
>>805824
The faggot won't even show up for it either, but will be gloating all day that it was chosen.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.805848 del
This song is literally me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JJjZfBj6yb4 [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.805849 del
What are the potential dangers for committing fraud against ndis with a support worker in minecraft? Asking for a friend in minecraft


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.805850 del
>>805849
Be an honest person who lives an honest life.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.805851 del
>>805850
Yeah but how will I afford my meth in minecraft if im honest ?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.805852 del
My 33 cm desktop fan has been turned up to maximum (setting 3)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.805853 del
>>805852
Cool Zone embracer.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.805854 del
>>805841
Pardon my French but excusez-moi?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.805855 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.805856 del
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>>805832
Another week of this distraction then it's back to Youtube vids all day.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.805857 del
>>805856
you need a more well balanced lifestyle - eat some chocolate and chips too please


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.805858 del
Fixed my blog. I found a tutorial on how to do it and it only took a minute. I don’t understand how monk broke it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.805859 del
Turned 30 today bros.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.805860 del
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>>805859
happy birthday neet, you doing anything to celebrate?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.805861 del
>>805859
Happy Birthday.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.805862 del
>>805859
Happy Birthday NEET!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.805863 del
>>805859
Happy birthday


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.805864 del
>>805859
Did you get your wizard powers?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.805865 del
>>805858
Well done NEET.
Monk's brain is not what it once was.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.805866 del
>>805859
Happy birthday.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.805867 del
>>805859
Happy birthday noot.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.805868 del
>>805865
Thankyou. Do you think it would be annoying or gay if I posted a link to it on here later when it’s up?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.805869 del
>>805865
>Monk's brain is not what it once was.
I'm sure the cocaine will help repair any damage the goon has done.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.805870 del
>>805868
I would like to see the link. I will visit.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.805871 del
Monk could not humble himself enough to ask Pajeet for help.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.805872 del
>>805870
It's for now IP only at:

http://172.105.174.46/


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.805873 del
>>805872
Thank you NEET I will keep an eye on it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.805874 del
>>805848
Hockey is dead, stick to the tennis.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.805875 del
>>805868
you should post whenever you make a new blog entry


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.805876 del
(97.01 KB 497x483 HB.jpg)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.805877 del
>>805875
I don't want to annoy anyone on here with or start dramas. I might post a link to it occasionally.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.805878 del
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31.9 °C outside
28.9 inside
My little fan has made my loungeromm feel like the arctic.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.805879 del
>>805878
what fan you got?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.805880 del
>>805872
I can't leave comments.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.805881 del
>>805879
Not him but I use weber's bussy gusts for heating in the winter.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.805882 del
>27 million "Australians"
Jesus Christ, when will it end?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.805883 del
>>805855
I turned it off after this>>805831
That we t to 11


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.805884 del
>>805859
Congrats. Hope you have a nice day.
Are you going out for a meal or a drink?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.805885 del
>>805880
I literally do not know how to fix that.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.805886 del
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>>805879
A Matrix, similar to the one in the pic, at least 10 years old.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.805887 del
>>805885
I'm just letting you know, it wasn't a serious complaint.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.805888 del
>>805811
Will rape be legal at the commune?!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.805889 del
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>>805882
When we're like india or china. That's what they mean by becoming part of asia.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.805890 del
This is why IT is not a respected industry. I'm sure there are people who know what they're on about out there.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.805891 del
>>805881
I doubt you could afford that service.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.805893 del
>I'm just letting you know, it wasn't a serious complaint


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.805894 del
>>805891
He keeps me stuffed under the couchbed.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.805895 del
>>805892
>>805887
I just checked and all the pages have allow comments set. I disabled avatars and disabled require username and email. Try comment now if you want to.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.805896 del
>>805895
Posting a comment redirects to https://172-105-174-46.ip.linodeusercontent.com/wp-comments-post.php which returns nothing
Birthday Boy really helped bollocks up Wordpress for you.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.805897 del
>>805896
Ok I changed something and tested it, it seemed to work. Can you try again?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.805898 del
>>805897
That seemed to work.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.805899 del
>>805898
Clicking on 'Weber' tries to go to monk.is.gay.lol


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.805900 del
>>805872
Now it doesn't work at all??


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.805901 del
>>805900
Yes. I tried changing from IP to domain now it is dead.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.805902 del
>>805901
Is the Linode actually running? It's not answering ping or on ports 80/443 for that IP.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.805903 del
>>805743
Back Roads is another good one.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.805904 del
Having a 568mL Little Creatures Pale stubby on an empty stomach. Fuck yeah.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.805905 del
>>805902
New ip. I'm trying to make it again because when I try to change the wordpress setting from IP to domain it kills it for some reason. And now I have another problem, the linode is not making the sites-enabled file that i added the virtual host in. I do not know what is going wrong


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.805906 del
lmao dead blog


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.805907 del
>>805902
Premium advice.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.805908 del
>>805904
It's what your body needs!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.805909 del
>>805906
Monk could fix it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.805910 del
>>805905
This was a Wordpress deployment from their marketplace thingo rather than a bare metal Linode, right?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.805912 del
>>805910
Yes from the marketplace. When I created it earlier today it created the file in /etc/apache2/sites-enabled/ I used nano to edit the thing and it worked fine. I've recreated the linode from the marketplace 3 times and waited and it just does not create the sites-enabled directory or file


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.805913 del
I have wasted the day again like the absolute fucking mongchild I am


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.805915 del
>>805912
That's a bit odd. If you've done the exact same thing each time and the last three results have been different to this morning, it might be worth emailing them.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.805916 del
Garn gym


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.805917 del
>>805911
He looks very 🍊


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.805919 del
>>805911
Two weeks.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.805920 del
Tar and Pepsi lung phlegm


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.805921 del
>>805905
You mean the file won't save?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.805922 del
>>805918
I found this about 20 minutes ago. I don't think I have the willpower to manually setup a LAMP stack and wordpress.
>>805921
The file is never created. The directory it's supposed to be in "/etc/apache2/sites-enabled" Is also never created for some reason.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.805923 del
>>805922
If you're happy for it to be done in the next 48 hours, just do a bare metal Ubunutu or Debian install and email the host details and what url you want the blog to use to [email protected] and I will set up a LEMP stack for you and configure Wordpress correctly.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.805924 del
Premium service.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.805925 del
This mogging must stop


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.805926 del
(138.53 KB 872x525 Twat-Patt.jpg)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.805928 del
>>805925
I'm not trying to mog anybody, I just want the poor cunt's blog to work.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.805929 del
>all this work just for it to shit itself and die


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.805931 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARH


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.805932 del
>>805931
I dare you to write /ausneets/ in the sand


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.805933 del
>>805931
obesed!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.805934 del
Red Rooter whole chiggen (cut into 8ths), family size chipz (extra salt), family size gravy, and a 1.25 litre pebsi.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.805935 del
>>805931
Based.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.805936 del
>>805934
Any left for tomorrow?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.805937 del
Won't catch Nuro helping a fellow NEET with a bleep bloop Linux issue.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.805938 del
>>805934
are you the birthday neet, or is this just a normal afternoon tea for you?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.805939 del
>>805936
Yeah, going to put half the chook in a curry simmer sauce tomorrow night.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.805940 del
>>805938
It's spending 7 hours at the whizzers (instead of 4) on a printer issue and having no food today and also eating my feelings


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.805941 del
>>805939
Yummo. That sounds good.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.805942 del
>>805940
>eating my feelings
Fridge frog poofter talk.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.805943 del
>>805940
>spending 7 hours at the whizzers (instead of 4) on a printer issue
DHCP left you broken?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.805944 del
>>805942
Yeah well at least I can configure Wordpress, Monk. Stop taking up a bench press bench or a power rack with your texting.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.805945 del
>>805943
No, pulling apart drivers for two fucking Ricohs and building InTune packages to deploy them.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.805946 del
>>805945
>snooping, database optimisation and managed Intune devices
How many people's work are you doing?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.805947 del
>>805946
>work
*job


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.805948 del
>>805946
fucking everybodys' and i'm fucken sick of it
no longer fit any of my suits so going to interviews isn't going to happen


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.805949 del
>>805948
Get yourself a couple of new suits. Tailored just for you.
Go to a posh place in the CBD and get measured.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.805950 del
>>805948
>going to interviews isn't going to happen
Buy one shirt and a jacket. Wear some jeans. Interview remotely with the right camera angle to hide the jeans.
Also keep working on the hole.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.805951 del
>>805932
Next time

>>805933
Oh save me Monk !

>>805935
Basado!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.805952 del
i want to fuck my cousin


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.805953 del
>>805952
Stay away from that hole NEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.805954 del
>>805953
it calls for me


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.805955 del
>>805935
You need to be banned.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.805956 del
>>805950
He should just forgo any lower body wear and edge under the desk.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.805957 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.805958 del
>>805932
He can't reach the sand.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.805959 del
Fucking more nuro drama as usual. I should've stayed away from this place. Bye neets, I'm garn gym.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.805960 del
>>805956
That power move might not end well.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.805961 del
>>805959
calm down


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.805962 del
>>805959
Have a good session NEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.805963 del
>>805959
Wel then fuck off then and don’t bother with the gym you ain’t making any Gainz


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.805964 del
I bet that was monk, the only person who could ban nuro


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.805965 del
The gym talk always reminds of this


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.805966 del
>>805964
Even he's not powerful enough to truly stop Nuro.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.805967 del
>>805964
Yea they did . The Monk wars began.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.805968 del
>>805964
>nuro
Isn't he deda?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.805969 del
>>805968
Man fears death, but death fears the silver fox


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.805970 del
>>805968
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.805971 del
>>805966
Well even with all the coke in the world Monkey is simply not Based enough.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.805972 del
weber


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.805973 del
Womboflix will be showing more Shogun (1980) in 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.805974 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.805975 del
>>805968
No Nuro is back with Starlink and a war chest of VPNs


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.805976 del
>>805964
Of course it was.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.805977 del
Elvis has left the building.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.805978 del
bozo


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.805979 del
>all this work just for it to shit itself and die


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.805980 del
>>805979
Stop posting this.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.805981 del
>>805979
Wtf I didn’t mean to post that again


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.805982 del
>>805980
I pressed reload and it somehow posted again


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.805983 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.805984 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.805985 del
I bet he doesn't even wash his arse properly.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.805986 del
Weber you should get on ozempic. A lot of people are having good results.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.805987 del
A well seasoned arse adds spice to life


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.805988 del
>>805985
I washed my arse yesterday, scratched and wow the smell was terrible from a fart.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.805989 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QiOHcK3eBZI [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.805990 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.805991 del
Weber gave me a yellow zooper dooper and I slapped him with it once.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.805992 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.805993 del
Can't be bothered with the board tonight
Night all.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.805994 del
>>805993
It's not night time yet you bozo


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.805995 del
>>805993
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.805996 del
>>805934
Splendid


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.805998 del
When is the next DunnyWave Rave?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.805999 del
>>805952
Robert doesn't want to fuck you.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.806000 del
>>805944
That wasn’t me you big meanie


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.806001 del
Norrie's garn loae


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.806002 del
(890.07 KB 710x539 Fridge Meme - Sad.png)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.806003 del
Why don't you just write the blog in word?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.806004 del
>>805993
Short sulk please. I want to see you back first thing tomorrow.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.806005 del
>>805998
You're not invited.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.806006 del
>>806003
He's using Wordpress m8


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.806007 del
>>805992
Put it away.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.806008 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.806009 del
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>That time you asked Weber to share his Zooper Dooper


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.806010 del
>>806009
That was the green one and you know why.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.806011 del
>>806006
It's not working.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.806012 del
>>806009
you've never even given your fellow man a reach around, and yet here you are asking for half a super dooper


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.806013 del
>>806011
His blog and arse will have world class security soon. Trust the plan.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.806014 del
>>806001
Based woman abuser FTW


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.806015 del
>>806013
Like word?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.806016 del
Shines?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.806017 del
>>806016
The snake started doing meth


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.806018 del
>>806015
Cheek to cheek, all around the globe.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.806019 del
42 degrees tomorrow.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.806020 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.806021 del
>>805993
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WIFw2Sk4GsU [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.806022 del
(105.46 KB 939x385 Muh mental health.jpg)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.806023 del
Used to have sex with women. Really miss those days.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.806024 del
>>806023
Go for a rub and tug.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.806025 del
>>806024
Smart.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.806026 del
(412.15 KB 640x480 Ladies & Germs.mp4)


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.806027 del
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>>806024
Prozzies? On JobSeeker???


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.806028 del
I can't even afford to give myself a reach around these days. Fucking albanese government.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.806029 del
I have a giant cock Stanley.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.806030 del
>>806029
Don’t invoke the demons name


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.806031 del
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Ready.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.806032 del
Saw a shirt with white cockies on skateboards.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.806033 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for more Shogun https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.806034 del
>>805964
BoardNEET could if he wasn't a dickrider.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.806035 del
BoardNEET is a good NEET, leave him out of your dumb games.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.806036 del
>>806030
Fuck off Keegan


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.806037 del
>>806033
That wakizashi or tanto is a bit too curved.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.806038 del
>>806037
it's just the camera angle


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.806039 del
Big Bash on in 20. Carn the Heat.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.806040 del
>>805975
>war chest of VPNs
It outright admits its intention to spam the board and monk is fine with that.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.806041 del
Too hot today.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.806042 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.806043 del
>>806042
>>806041
40 Celsiusaroos?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.806044 del
>>806035
I like to know NEET back stories.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.806045 del
>>806039
It's 5th set between Norrie and Zverev.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.806046 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.806047 del
>>806041
Feeling warm is the first sign of hypothermia. Better get dressed well.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.806048 del
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I changed the terminal text to green on a black background. Soon I'll be able to fix that neet's blog.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.806049 del
>>806048
1337 NEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.806051 del
>>806050
Nani wa ksaa


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.806052 del
>>806042
>Oh I am sorry I can’t divulge that information about that secret Nuro VPN account
>Oh crap I shouldn’t said that was Nuro
>Oh crap I certainly shouldn’t of said it was a illegal ban evading VPN

AHHHG ITS TO HOT TODAY


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.806053 del
>>806052
Are you okay?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.806054 del
Annie are you ohkay?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.806055 del
An ape raped me now my anus is gaped


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.806056 del
>>806055
Invest in a staple gun.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.806057 del
>>806056
Weber is lucky to have Bill take care of that.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.806058 del
>>806040
Monk is too based to care.


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.806061 del
>>806058
Based.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.806062 del
>>806045
It seems Pretty Boy hath forgotten the face of his führer.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.806063 del
>>806060
>[Formerly unhidden]


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.806064 del
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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.806065 del
>>806064
Beautiful pink flesh.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.806066 del
Considering a fourth wank.


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.806068 del
>>806067
well kekked


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.806069 del
>>806067
kek chortled


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.806070 del
>>806067
keksimus


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.806071 del
I don't get it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.806072 del
>>806071
me neither i just wanted to be part of something


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.806074 del
>>806071
Left: what he does
Right: >tfw


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.806075 del
Night.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.806076 del
>>806071
It's called samefagging


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.806077 del
Some neets just want to see the board burn


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.806078 del
>>806075
Good night Pidge. xx
I want to snap one of those harnesses on you.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.806079 del
>>806077
>want to see the board bum


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.806080 del
Still haven't had that fourth wank.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.806081 del
Tonez must've been a fan of Seinfeld


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.806082 del
I'm going to throw an old pumpkin full of wasps at my neighbour


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.806083 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.806084 del
Want to eat tossed salads and scrambled eggs with NK.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.806085 del
>>806081
Why do you say that?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.806086 del
>>806085
His famous "no soup for you!" line to Julia Gillard in Parliament.


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.806089 del
>>806087
Bazinga, Jerry!


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.806091 del
>>806082
>tfw no land to grow giant pumpkins


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.806092 del
>tfw no land


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.806094 del
> >want to see the board bum
Yes that is what I wrote. Not giving you a (you)


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.806096 del
Walked past the local sports hall - there were people inside doing fencing or that HEMA stuff


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.806097 del
>>806096
You should have went in and joined them.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.806098 del
SHE WILL RETURN!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.806099 del
>>806097
He should go as a boong and spear them.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.806100 del
>SHE


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.806101 del
>>806087
You're such a George.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.806102 del
>>806098
I WILL RAPE!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.806103 del
>>806096
That's pretty interesting


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.806104 del
>>806098
Let me be the one to count your anus growth rings, Olive.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.806105 del
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>>806097
No, they would reject me unless I prove my mettle in single combat with one of them. First I must train my skills in my bedroom and by playing the right vidya.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.806106 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.806107 del
Remember when Monaro started hating fish?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.806108 del
>tfw the fish John West AND Monaro rejected


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.806109 del
Jupiter is the first star visible.
All looks a bit hazy.
Saw a telescope at Cashies.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.806110 del
>>806098
Olive is gone neet, it's time to find new skank.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.806111 del
>>806110
I hope it's just some trivial matter like her husband or parents dying.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.806112 del
Let's list out the qualities we want in our new, improved, ausneets skank - unlike olive, a beaner who is well and truly hitting the wall, she should be:

young
white
female


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.806113 del
>>806112
>female


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.806114 del
>>806110
It better not be another David Bowie looking giraffe.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.806115 del
We need to find a cute Indian TikTok girl. Preferably one who can keep her poo in her pants or in the toilet.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.806116 del
Sirius, Betelgeuse and I think one of Gemini.
We'll see if I got that right.
Betelgeuse might be Orion.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.806117 del
>>806115
And a Thai with pigtails and her Kenyan sister with white braids.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.806118 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.806119 del
>>806115
>Preferably one who can keep her poo in her pants or in the toilet
Good luck!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.806120 del
I'm still cringing thinking about that neet that said the Olive replacement should be a "slim thick asian". Nigger slang is increasingly common amongst the neets and I am greatly concerned by it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.806121 del
>>806120
Monk no doubt.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.806122 del
>>806118
10,673 posts since that one on New Year's Eve.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.806123 del
>>806110
>>806112
It was decided yesterday.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.806124 del
It was Rigel.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.806125 del
>>806124
Bad Home version of Nigel


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.806126 del
Got a big telescope he could use, but fuck him. No Duck Restaurant. No Harry Potter Bar. No Barossa Bowland. No telescope.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.806127 del
>>806126
How big is your telescope?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.806128 del
>>806127
Tube is probably 1.5 meters long and maybe 40cm across. Stand/base thing with knobs for adjustment and tracking is heavy enough it has its own modified sack truck thing with forks to move it. Grandfatherbob built it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.806129 del
>>806128
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.806130 del
>>806128
>Grandfatherbob
Grandfatherbot*


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.806131 del
>>806125
A lot of star-names are actually sand nigger names, it's about time we gave them proper european names


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.806132 del
That was the small telescope. The big one was acquired by the Northern Argus and then probably destroyed. Not sure if the observatory dome on the property was retained or bulldozed.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.806133 del
>tfw not getting any dome


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.806134 del
>>806132
Satellite imagery suggests the observatory, antenna tower, and windmill have been destroyed.
Fucking cunts.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.806135 del
>>806128
This is very impressive. Do you use it?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.806136 del
>>806130
Not anymore.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.806137 del
>>806135
I bet he uses it to check out qts changing in their bedroom windows at night.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.806138 del
Bat and Bob


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.806139 del
Was is mum or dads fathers?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.806140 del
>>806135
Nah. Tube is wrapped in plastic in one of the sheds. Base is rusting away on the back verandah.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.806141 del
>>806137
I'm going to start leaving the window open.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.806142 del
>>806139
Fatherbot's father.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.806143 del
>>806140
I'm imagining a sled with wheels on one end.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.806144 del
>>805536
>Cute
She's insanely cute, https://youtube.com/watch?v=mVvFv5BjN2A [Embed]

fuck sickos


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.806145 del
If bat has any appointments at Calvary hospital round the corner, try out their cafes pepper pies. Very nice.
The Lyell Mac ones are too spicy. It make me sweat and sneeze.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.806146 del
The new skyscraper next to the Lyell Mac is a Calvary hospital.
I got told that when Lyell Mac run out of beds, they move people to Calvary, but have to pay for the rental of them even if they don't send people.
So Calvary is making it easier for them to do it.

Should start a private hospital


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.806148 del
Wish I hadn't looked up the real estate photos.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.806149 del
Going to go for that fourth wank.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.806150 del
Listening to the holy gift, which is an album by tool (Lateralus) with the tracks rearranged.
The time signatures are supposed to be copying the Fibonacci sequence but I don't really know what's going on.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.806151 del
>all this work just for it to shit itself and die


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.806152 del
>>806151
Ah fuck I didn’t mean to post that. My browser keeps opening the post submitted page somehow


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.806153 del
Can I stay with you this weekend Weber?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.806155 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.806156 del
>>806155
Well fuck you you fat fuck. Go sell the spin bike already.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.806157 del
>>806156
Nasty NEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.806158 del
ooooof !!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.806159 del
>>806152
You need to kill yourself and maybe that will fix it.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.806160 del
This is nuro's big plan he has hatched with tiffin. Falseflag as monk and brown snake webby. All part of an attempt to pull webby, the most popular neet, to the faggot's discord.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.806161 del
I miss international cruisey.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.806162 del
The moon is currently sitting above Orion's head and his bow is aimed at Jupiter riding Taurus.
But it's all upside down because we're in southern hemisphere
I can't see Taurus but I know it's above (from this angle) where Jupiter is.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.806163 del
>>806161
It was IGA.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.806164 del
>>806159
Yeah but what if I reincarnate and it happens again?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.806165 del
I have always thought I was the most popular NEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.806166 del
>>806163
He was not you schizophrenic. You said the same thing about PostieNEET.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.806167 del
>>806165
Nuro unironically calls himself the most popular neet which is amusing considering it is precisely the opposite that is true.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.806168 del
>>806164
Ask monk for advice and do the opposite.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.806169 del
>During a lunch in the Chinese Cultural Club years earlier, Rogerson amused himself by signing a title page of his autobiography for an Asian man: 'Best wishes, Loger Logerson'.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.806170 del
>>806167
I thought neet king was the most well liked and popular neet but that might be a bit outdated since he’s gone


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.806171 del
>>806170
His pixxa photo last night got lots of (you)s.
I thought it was a Hawaiian. I wouldn't have replied if I'd known there was no pineapple. 🍍


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GM or GN, have a blessed week!


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.806173 del
>>806172
GN NEET. o7


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.806174 del
Good night neets.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.806175 del
>>806174
Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.806176 del
I had bed bugs once. It was awful. Bites all over my chest.


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.806178 del
>>806154
Based.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.806179 del


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.806180 del
>>806172
Thanks o7


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.806181 del
awake again, woe


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.806183 del
Rubbed for 20 minutes but couldn't cum. Woe.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.806184 del
>>806183
snort some ground up rhino horn


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.806185 del
SD49


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.806186 del
Another sleepless night. Fuck


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.806187 del
>>806186
Goodnight


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.806188 del
Generations of snooping


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.806189 del
I keep stealing NK's wanks and there's nothing he can do about it


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.806190 del
>>806189
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.806191 del
morning bros


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.806192 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TMK1omvL2w8 [Embed]
I never twigged that puttanesca was literally Whore sauce.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.806193 del
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What movie is this from and why haven't we watched it on Womboflix?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.806194 del
>>806193
RRR on Netflix apparently.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.806195 del
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>>806162
Orion is Nimrod the Biblical progenitor of Hungarians (Huns and Magyars). He is ofc, an archer. The Moon is Blessed Virgin Mary (The Great Patroness of Hungary). So this part refers to Hungary
Jupiter is the Emperor of Europe, in this case Empress, Ursula von der Leyen. The Taurus is Zeus - Europe rides Zeus. Jupiter and Zeus are the same. Europe rides Europe, Europe wants to rule over Europe.
So Nimrod will shot down the Empress from the back of her steed.
EU Parliamentary elections in June, where Leyen will be sent back to the kitchen. And from July (just after summer solstice, the Sun represents the ruler ofc) Hungary presides over the EU.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.806196 del
>>806193
just as olive stops posting, new wank material arrives


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.806197 del
>>806195
Chortled like a mong. Quality post.
I trust you, my seer.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.806198 del
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-22/vegan-poet-reworks-man-from-snowy-river/103369264
>Vegan Man from Snowy River rewrite gets hostile reception from Banjo Paterson fans


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.806199 del
>>806198
Looks like Mongaro


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.806201 del
It's hot


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.806203 del
>>806201
I have to go out in the middle of the day :(


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.806204 del
>>806203
I can't think of anything I need, except a $10 popcorn bucket and a pack of magnums. Even that doesn't seem worth it.
My shift today cancelled.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.806205 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fRL447oDId4 [Embed]
me at 1:17-1:22


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.806206 del
>>806205
You look like a girl.


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NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.806208 del
Good morning Weber


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.806210 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uH0W5AK4bwI [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.806211 del
>>806203
that's nothing, I have to get a job somehow, absolutely woe'd


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>>806209
>>806191
good morning neets, ready for another day of nortiness?


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.806213 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.806214 del
Three NEETs crawl out of the same bed at 10 am.


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.806215 del
Might get drunk


NEET 01/22/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.806216 del
>>806215
Please post your haul from dan, so the rest of us can enjoy the alcohol vicariously


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.806219 del
>>806214
Hmmmmm


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.806220 del
Can't do anything. Total mental paralyzation as always.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.806221 del
>>806171
NK hasn't posted here in nearly a year it's the retard doing his usual shit.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.806224 del
>>806223
7hrs up 👆


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.806225 del
>>806223
The solar winds are going to cleanse the airways of 5g.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.806226 del
>>806221
You don't know what you're talking about.
I know a genuine NK post when I see one.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.806227 del
>>806221
He's at least being good retard then.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.806228 del
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Comfort eating again :(
Two (2) chicken schnitzel hot packs.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.806229 del
>>806228
noice one mate, might try that myself, but today I'm gonna get some chips, dip and chockies


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.806230 del
>>806228
Claymores still working?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.806231 del
>>806230
This was from the Carvery & Spuds place.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.806232 del
>>806228
Thats a good feed.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.806233 del
>>806188
He looks Magyar.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.806234 del
>>806231
They have good gravy.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.806235 del
Wagie friend just text me and said he has to work outside doing some survey thing even though it is 40 today and he is only getting minimum wage for it. Be grateful you DSP and jobseeker neets.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.806236 del
>>806234
Pretty sure it's the Magi 20kg bucket one.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.806237 del
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>>806235
Someone has to do the hard work of lying around all day eating chips and watching youtube videos on the freemasons so that others can have jobs doing paperwork at centrelink


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.806238 del
>>806235
37.9 here presently. Supposed to hit 42. Probably 2pm.
Might cancel the trip into town. Waddling in the heat with two schnitty meals in my belly might be a recipe for disaster.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.806239 del
alright neets, off to aldi, what do you cunts need?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.806240 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.806242 del
>>806236
I thought it was continental
I'll need to try Maggi


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.806243 del
>>806238
Do a few deadlifts to empty yourself out.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.806244 del
>>806239
30kg gravy thanks.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.806245 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.806246 del
>>806226
*fake one
NK was entertaining, you are not.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.806247 del
Thinking of garn a little road trip


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.806248 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.806249 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.806250 del
>>806239
some kofee pods for the office thanks


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.806251 del
>>806240
thats pretty gay


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.806252 del
>>806192
That's one theory behind the dish's origin.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.806253 del
>>806204
Wish KFC still did the 9KG for 9.95 dealaroo.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.806254 del
cancelled the trip into town


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.806255 del
Couldn’t sleep until like 4 am now my eyes are fucked


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.806256 del
>>806211
Never gonna happen, embrace the woe.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.806257 del
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HAHA


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.806258 del
Requesting the Weber shadow to be added to one ofthese images please >>806228


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.806259 del
I doubt we have an impersonator whose NEET lore is good enough to know NK worked at Sizzlers back in the day.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.806260 del
Knowing that 10K worked at KFC is entry level NEET lore.
Knowing about NK and Sizzler is master level.
None of the board trolls have that sort of skill.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.806261 del
>>806259
>>806260
How do we know he did work at sizzler and that you aren't really the board troll?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.806262 del
>>806260
>worked at KFC
Exec heaven.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.806263 del
man, some of these freemasonry places look pretty classy


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.806264 del
Thinking about Weber slopping the gravy train all over the schnitty hot packy


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.806265 del
>>806264
stop touching your neetstick


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.806266 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.806267 del
Thinking about Weber slopping the gravy train all over the schnitty hot pack again


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.806268 del
croutons, cheese and hunny mussy for lunch


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.806269 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.806270 del
>>806228
Gravy looks good.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.806271 del
>>806270
you look good


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.806272 del
>>806257
The fork thing lighting up wass boss, then the fella next to him fell in the sewer line.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.806273 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.806274 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.806275 del
>>806274
how much for all that?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.806276 del


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>>805860
>>805861
>>805862
>>805863
>>805864
>>805866
>>805876
>>805867

>>805884
everyone was at work yesterday and I had an overnight shift at 5pm. I might go for a late lunch with a mate today when he finishes work.

>>805864
No took the locanto/scarletblue pill in my early 20s


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.806279 del
>>806228
looks delish neet, would smash.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.806280 del
>>806273
That one is obviously staged.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.806281 del
>>806274
I like lamb but a pizza is not the proper place for it.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.806282 del
>>806280
no he died


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.806283 del
>>806281
lamb with tomato slices and garlic yiros sauce is a nice pixxa topping


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.806284 del
>>806283
Better off just getting a yiros.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.806285 del
>>806283
>pixxa


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.806286 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.806287 del
>>806284
you no faggot
a yiros has lettuce and bullshit


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.806288 del
>>806287
>lettuce
Weber is TRIGGERED


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.806289 del
>>806288
That's not me, you fucking idiot.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.806290 del
>>806289
I never said it was, you retard.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.806291 del
>>806290
Stick to the tennix


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.806292 del
porky pig is upset


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.806293 del
This vile brown snake is back spreading his misery.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.806294 del
>>806292
Nuro hasn't even posted today.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.806295 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.806296 del
eat a salad


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.806297 del
>>806293
Monk won't do anything about it. He'll probably join in.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.806298 del
>>806297
Monk is based. Weber is the one getting himself upset like usual.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.806299 del
Why do people keep blaming Monk for the moderation of the board?
He is just a vol isn't he?
Isn't imissfather still BO?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.806300 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.806301 del
>>806299
They're nasty NEETs.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.806302 del
>>806299
imissfather actually has things to do during the day, monk is just a layabout


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.806303 del
>>806293
Weber needs to learn to relax and not shriek all the time over non-existent attacks.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.806304 del
>>806300
Did you manage to cum?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.806305 del
>>806303
And improve his reading comprehension.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.806306 del
>>806304
That wasn't me. There are at least two HK neets.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.806307 del
>>806284
souvlakis are just pixxas that have been wrapped up


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.806308 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.806309 del
Might make tomorrow the day I do something with my life and just dedicate today to wanking and watching Denzel Washington films.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.806310 del
>>806306
Arr rook same


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.806311 del
>>806308
Tough hands.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.806312 del
I'm going to sulk.
Somebody else can do word of the week tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.806313 del
>>806299
i thought bigunna was the new big boss of ausneets, was that all just a dream?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.806314 del
>>806312
>I'm going to sulk.
Same shit, different day.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.806315 del
>>806309
then again, you might not


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.806316 del
>>806312
>sulk
bulk


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.806317 del
>>806313
Everything is a dream, we're still on 8chan and Possum is still the BO. Some attention whore calling himself Nuro recently started posting, he should be out of our hair soon enough.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.806318 del
>>806309
>watching Denzel Washington films
Blacked


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.806319 del
>>806293
It's just Toiletman on its lunchbreak. The midday show will be over shortly...


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.806320 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.806321 del
By some miracle act of god I got my blog to work again. Check it out at: http://172.105.186.252/
Comments should be working with no email required. I'll post some more shit on there later today.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.806322 del
>>806319
No one is fooled IGA. We see you.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.806323 del
>>806321
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.806324 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.806325 del
>>806322
No one is fooled peepeepoopoo man. We see you.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.806326 del
Everyday is the same.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.806327 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.806328 del
Feel sick from loneliness. I think I might vomit.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.806330 del
>>806328
Sounds more like food poisoning.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.806331 del
>>806330
No, there was a particular trigger for it. I looked up a social media profile knowing it'd make me upset and sure as shit it did.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.806332 del
>>806331
>social media
You know it, but I'll say it anyway. Stay away from that poisonous well for your own good.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.806333 del
>>806281
Yiros pizza is appropriate


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.806334 del
>>806275
Seventy bucks!

>>806281
Yeah I'd rather a plate of chops.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.806335 del
>>806289
Smack him in the head


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.806336 del
Weber


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.806337 del
Women's won't be over by the time men's starts.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.806338 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.806339 del
>>806299
Chicken dinner needs to return


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.806340 del
>>806339
He failed us.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.806341 del
>>806309
(You) can't resist that smile! ❤️


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.806342 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.806343 del
I'm going to walk into Pyongyang and smack Kim Jong Un in the mouth.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.806344 del
>>806311
She'd go far in the rub n' tug industry.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.806345 del
>>806321
It gives me warnings that it's not secure.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.806346 del
>>806340
so we ate him


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.806347 del
>>806317
Then back again late arvo with the same old eeb beach pic. Although it's overcast today so it might stay 'home'.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.806348 del
We should mog nuro by posting pictures of our hovels, uncleaned toilets and kitchens, show him we've got something so much better than any beach.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.806349 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.806350 del
>>806346
We should have put him in the slow cooker.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.806351 del
>>806321
I'm getting that .php blank page after submitting.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.806352 del
>>806340
He was good. He had both of them suppressed.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.806353 del
>>806325
We smell it too.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.806354 del
>>806351
He didn't even acknowledge that offer of help yesterday.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.806355 del
>>806351
I’ll check it again when I get home. It’s setup the same as the other day when it worked.
>>806354
That was satire


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.806356 del
>>806329
blue eyes purdy


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.806357 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.806358 del
>>806355
>That was satire
No, it wasn't.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.806359 del
>>806357
What is this?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.806360 del
I keep seeing these Stanley cup things mentioned.
Do I need to get one?
I need to look cool. Can't stand the thought of the zoomers thinking I don't have riz.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.806361 del
>>806358
The email was I hate niggers@nukeafrica. How was I supposed to contact him?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.806362 del
>>806361
[email protected] is real email address


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.806363 del
Doesn't matter now anyway.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.806364 del
>>806294
accurate and tiffin told me he would be gone for some time too


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.806365 del
>>806362
Oh. Is that the real email he posted ?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.806366 del
>>806365
he hates niggers a lot of different ways


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.806367 del
>>806366
Pro tip: Don't send serious job applications from it.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.806368 del
>>806299
Because goondaddy (who is monk) (who no one knew was actually monk at the time) vastly exceeded his authority as a vol and decide permanently ban and delete certain NEETs from the board starting in 2022, which devolved the board into a shit show and gave chickendinner (who was actually BO) a hell of a mess.

>>806339
If i was chickendinner i would pissed as hell at Monk.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.806369 del
>>806367
or do if you're just wanting to meet cenno requirements


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.806370 del
>>806367
NOW you fucking tell me.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.806371 del
>>806368
chickendinner was a weak BO, goondaddy could sense it and kept trying to usurp the throne. The real reason they don't ban nuro is that nobody likes iga.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.806372 del
Finally sent a needful email I should've sent last week. Garn shops to get some chocolate to reward myself. You neets want anything while I'm there?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.806373 del
>>806371
For all his failings chickendinner seamed reasonable. Goondaddy however is carrying out some personal vendetta and should not have any power whatsoever.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.806374 del
>>806359
>>806360
Retarded seppos doing retarded seppo things

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQa8FejJ8K4


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.806375 del
>>806372
30kg of cadbury flake thanks


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.806376 del
>>806368
>certain NEETs

Aka YOU Mr Toiletman.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.806377 del
It's talking to itself again...


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.806378 del
>>806373
>Goondaddy however is carrying out some personal vendetta
Sometimes it takes a morally ambiguous hero to make a difference.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.806379 del
>>806364
Is Tiffin out on operations?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.806381 del
>>806361
That is Weber's email address.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.806382 del
>>806368
Chickendinner has no right to be pissed about anything since he gave up being the BO.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.806383 del
>>806379
He's out hunting mongs.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.806384 del
>>806379
Monk and Dan and Davo saw the passing out parade at Puckapunyal (it was a long march from Cadets)


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.806385 del
>>806381
I emailed him. I thought it was a fake email.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.806386 del
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Why couldn't I have been born looking like this?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.806387 del
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.806388 del
>>806381
has been since 4th grade


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.806389 del
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Why was I born neither handsome nor rich?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.806390 del
Nuro and Stanley, two hearts entwined
Their love a beacon, brightly shined
In a world that often judges and hates
They found solace in each other's embrace

Their love was pure, their bond unbreakable
No force could ever make them unstable
They faced the world with courage and pride
For each other, they were willing to fight

With every touch, they felt alive
Their passion burning, like a wildfire
In each other's eyes, they saw their future
Together, they were stronger, no longer unsure

They walked hand in hand, without any fear
Their love, a flame that no one could sear
They danced under the moon, their bodies in sync
Their love, a melody that made their hearts sing

Their love was not a sin, as some would say
It was a beautiful, colorful display
Of two souls, united in love's embrace
Nuro and Stanley, a love that could not be erased

They faced the world with love and grace
Their bond, a shining example of love's embrace
For love knows no boundaries, no gender or race
Nuro and Stanley, their love, a masterpiece

So let them love, let them be
For their love is pure, for all to see
Nuro and Stanley, two lovers so true
Their love, a beacon for me and you.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.806391 del
>>806390
Beautiful. I'm crying.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.806392 del
>>806390
Nuro isn't capable of loving anyone but himself. He just used iga for sex then discarded him as soon as his colon started to get a little loose. This is all his fault.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.806393 del
>>806337
The negro activated her inner-ape rage in teh first set to claim it, but the Ukrainian came back swinging late in the second. Almost 2 hours and 30 minutes so far.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.806394 del
>>806392
So all the drama was just two gay lovers having a quarrel? Makes sense


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.806395 del
41.9 out


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.806396 del
>>806395
Good innings.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.806398 del
I want that schnitty and chips and gravy thing webby had, for dindins


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.806399 del
Looking forward to the rotisserie chook curry tonight!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.806400 del
Sheeeeeeeeeit. I turn away for 20 minutes and the kneegrow is up 5-0 in the third!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.806401 del
>>806368
>Because goondaddy (who is monk) (who no one knew was actually monk at the time)
Everyone knew except you, lol


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.806402 del
>>806379
Yes I told you all he would be gone for a while.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.806403 del
>>806401
The fact they used pseudonyms rather than their NEET assigned name tells me they were deadly afraid of non admin NEETs knowing who they are and therefore you fucking full of shit.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.806404 del
>>806394
That's been stated several times already.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.806405 del
>>806394
>>806404
The Drama was because Nuro rejected Stanley’s advances. Yes it was really Gay. Where did you think the slur homo bitxh boy came from ? ?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.806406 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.806407 del
>>806402
Can (You) go away for a while too? Like, forevor!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.806408 del
Womboflix has to download two different torrents of Race For Glory because the one nuro specified has such a high bitrate it might not stream properly.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.806409 del
>>806407
Nuro left for a good six months. It’s now your turn. Thanks.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.806410 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.806411 del
Since nobody's voted for another Australia Day movie, I think we might see Malcolm(1986).


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.806412 del
>>806408
420p is all he deserves


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.806413 del
>>806410
Don't buy too many until you're sure you can eat them


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.806414 del
>>806413
Wouldn't buy more than one. And if there's any paw-paws I'll get one of them because I hated them as a kid too.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.806415 del
It's that time of the week again >>>/bbg/45096


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.806416 del
>>806414
Where do paw-paws come from?
Dog-dog trees


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.806417 del
>>806416
I harvest mine from the youngest and cutest of kittens


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.806418 del
>>806417
You mondster!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.806419 del
Job applications rejected once again
Desire to choof, wank and goon the week away


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.806420 del
>>806419
Go to the gym.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.806421 del
>>806419
You've earned it mate.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.806422 del
>>806399
Given what I had for lunch, I'm probably just going to have the chicken on a plate. Rest assured I shall make the curry one night soon. I have all the makings.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.806423 del
He ate the whole chicken last night.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.806424 del
>>806423
I did not.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.806425 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.806426 del
>>806423
Except the parsons nose


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.806427 del
>>806348
The issue with nuro isn't that he lives as a slob but that he thinks himself superior to the rest of us.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.806428 del
>>806419
Good work neet


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.806429 del
>>806359
Girls wanting their stanleys.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.806430 del
>>806368
ChickenDinner backed him up on it though. They both wanted you banned.
>i would pissed as hell at Monk.
Slow down on the pills, retard. And you mean "pissed off". Pissed on its own means drunk you seppo queer.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.806431 del
>>806372
Please get me some more cocoa powder (500g should do) for the hot chocolates. Thanks neet.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.806432 del
>>806424
post a picture of the remaining chicken with a copy of today's newspaper, or the deal is off


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.806433 del
>>806405
>homo bitxh boy
You started calling him that because the tranny mods on discord allow you to say that but not faggot.
You also call him a "fatherless bitxh boi", likely because you are a motherless bitch boy. But at least you have a good relationship with your father, having him take you out for the cheapest specials board pub feed once a year on your birthday.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.806434 del
>>806408
He shouldn't get to recommend any film. He isn't meant to be posting here whatsoever.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.806435 del
>>806368
It's not even Easter.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.806436 del
>>806432
I can't remember the last time I had a physical newspaper. Probably around 2011ish tbh.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.806437 del
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She looks like a lot like Cate Blanchett here.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.806438 del
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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.806439 del
>having left overs
Weakling.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.806440 del
>>806228
Fit for a king 👑


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.806441 del
>>806438
>FUCKEN


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.806443 del
>>806416
Paw-pawly bantered


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.806444 del
Its from a different chicken. He bought two.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.806445 del
>>806443
Take it up with Rodney Rude.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.806446 del
Sweating.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.806447 del
>>806416
I laughed.
>>806443
Reasonably well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.806448 del
>>806422
I usually save the tit meat for sandwiches or adding to instant noodles. I eat the skin so it leaves the meat a more 'neutral' flavour to work with.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.806449 del
>>806427
>thinks
believes*

People in the psychiatry field would call this 'delusions of grandeur'.


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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.806451 del
Neets, there will be no more Shogun on womboflix for a while - I need to take a break from TV streaming. Weekend movies will proceed as usual.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.806452 del
>>806450
GUNG ZHOU?!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.806453 del
>>806452
I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.806454 del
>>806430
>means drunk
Another night at the shop in other words, KEK.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.806455 del
>>806451
Shogun was not bad, but its extremely long form drama, i watched it with the sound off and melodic trance pumping.

Debating to watch the lancia moofie in the lancia....


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.806456 del
>>806434
COPE


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.806457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUCRA3k7w2Q [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.806458 del
>>806430
>Pissed on its own means drunk.

It really doesnt. If i say "i am so fucking pissed" everyone knows that i am saying that i am mad just like (You)


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.806459 del
16(sixteen) minutes for the American to hold serve in the opening game against Djokovic. The Based Serb did the job in less than five. I'm predicting a 3-setter, all won (by Djoko) in tie-breaks.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.806460 del
>>806455
this has to be a shit post


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.806461 del
>>806456
That doesn't even make any sense you pillbrained retard.
How is that a cope? Do you know what these words mean or is your brain just meth mush?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.806462 del
>hard gay raw closes
>board goes to shit
Every fucking time.


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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.806464 del
>>806461
SEETHE


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.806465 del
>>806458
I worked out what he meant based off the context. Saying pissed to mean pissed off is an Americanism. You're really reaching to defend it here, mate. It is embarrassing to watch.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.806466 del
I am peeved.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.806467 del
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This week on womboflix...

For Australia Day we will be showing two Australian movies (total runtime 2.5 hours) - the horror/found footage movie There's Something In The Pilliga(2014) and the crime/comedy Malcolm (1986). Pilliga is just over 1 hour, which is why we're having a second movie.

On Saturday and Sunday will be the cholo crime epic Blood In Blood Out (1993) and the race film Race For Glory - Audi vs Lancia (2024)

Also, no Shogun tonight.


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NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.806469 del
>>806460
It may well not even show up for the lancia film.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.806470 del
>>806469
That's unironically based.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.806471 del
Nuro really made the 2016 US federal election his entire identity. I guess being on 4chan's /pol/ at the time made him feel like he was a part of something and achieved something.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.806472 del
>>806461
see i told you were Mad BIGLY

>>806462
we close @2:30 you fucking retard

>>806465
>harping on about interpretations of grammar
Hi Nofun ;)

>>806467
BASED


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.806473 del
>>806468
Me on the left.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.806475 del
>>806471
I am also making the 2024 election part of my identity.

> /pol/
bitch please i listen to 3 hours of alex jones a day. Grow the fuck up.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.806476 del
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>>806437
That jawline though


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.806477 del
>>806470
And boardneet will edit any comments complaining about the hypocrisy.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.806478 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcnLa2UMKk8 [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.806479 del
>>806472
I see your brain is indeed just mush at this point. Thank you for confirming this.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.806480 del
>>806477
That's crazy.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.806481 del
>>806475
>i listen to 3 hours of alex jones a day
This is just impersonation.


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>>806475
>bitch please i listen to 3 hours of alex jones a day. Grow the fuck up.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.806484 del
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>>806476
She has a rather Polish jaw.


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She is so cute with her sister.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.806486 del
i just farted


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.806487 del
>>806484
She looks like she would be moody and often verbally abusive.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.806488 del
>>806484
>>806485
empty egg carton, sad


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.806489 del
>>806473
You look well.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.806490 del
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I'm starting to actually feel sorry for nuro.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.806491 del
>>806484
You wont notice her jaw when her lips are wrapped around a big icecream


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.806492 del
>>806491
you might notice her penis though


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.806493 del
>feeling sorry for nuro


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.806494 del
Getting drunk at work tonight Nuro? Another uber home because you couldn't fight the grog cravings?


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.806495 del
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OK NEETS, IT'S CHOOOOOOOOPAH TIME AGAIN! RUN FOR IT!


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.806496 del
>>806438
You took the bait ya goose. Keegan is one of your biggest trolls.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.806498 del
NEW EPISODIC DRAMA


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>>806487
>often verbally abusive
haha, t-that s-ssounds awful, ha.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.806501 del
LONG TENNIS MATCHES


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806502 del
>>806488
I can make it work.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806503 del
>>806499
Oh NEET.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806504 del
BIG CHICKEN PURCHASES


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806505 del
>>806492
You're mentally ill.


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806506 del


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.806508 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.806509 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.806510 del
NEET BLOG


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.806511 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.806512 del
MONK CAN FIX IT


NEET 01/23/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.806513 del
New thread >>806474



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