SA Best A.
Weber bought three chickens. One just to act as a decoy.

>>806494
This whole "other home" thing is obviously a lie. The man boasts about being able to afford plonk that is $7 for 7 standards. Obviously he is going to boast and post pictures of his house. He is still sleeping in the public dunny lol. No wonder he envies IGA so much who at least gets a proper three bedroom house made of brick.

>>806507
Okay?

>>806515
>proper three bedroom house made of brick
Real?

>>806515
Shut up boring IGA.

>>806451
You should to take a break from sucking its cock.

>>806519
Both of you need to slow down on the drugs. You're both retarded.

>>806459
>16(sixteen) minutes for the American to hold serve in the opening game against Djokovic
That's a long time to hold the bat and ball in the air before hitting it.

>>806390
Cringe-post of the year contender. Only Tiffo can outdo this.

>>806517
About as real as Nuro's Noosa pad.

>>806507
That literally does not happen in Goldfinger.

>>806524
The brick part is true. You can see them in the cooking photos.

>>806515
I know. It's hilarious. He even posted a photo of the empty toilet and a story about how he 'sometimes' stays back drinking and can't drive the van home.
His whole identity is some warped online persona, and I'm not sure he even knows whats real anymore. Just wrapped up in so many lies that he's started to believe them.
It's like his whole 4chan Trump thing. Actually posting his Alex Jones pills as if they make him seem cool or something, or wearing the pepe button on his laptop bag. He must have no sense of embarrassment. Total pillbrain.

>>806462
'Hard gay raw' is so fucking funny. The laughingblackman pic doesn't even do it justice.

how many standos so far?

And fuck it all, garn another sack and roast chook before they sell out.

>>806527
you clearly didn't watch the director's cut

>>806534
get two chooks

>>806535
The word fuck hadn't even been invented in 1964.

>>806515
That plonk is 13 dollars a bottle at BWS and WE SEE YOU

>>806534
>another sack
Sleep tight.

>>806534
There is no chook. They are all gone because you are a lazy cunt.

>>806542
then he can have a sook

night all

>>806533
(you)'d me twice there.

>>806507
10/10

Maybe the real demons were the friends we made along the way.

>>806539
https://bws.com.au/product/901137/wolf-blass-eaglehawk-cuvee-brut
$7 at Dan's or $5 at BWS. Park boongs drink better than that.

>>806544
Good night neet. I'll be joining you shortly. There is nothing of value here.

>>806543
a sook without a chook
a neet king without a crown

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2iXIfjGzMCA [Embed]

sirs

Schizo power hour on here tonight. Smells like warm flat beer. The stench of cum sweat and farts after a long weeeknd bender on the dunny airbed wanking to discord e-girls and watching Alex Jones 'little dark age' mixes

>>806544
Good night. Word of the week tomorrow morning.

>>806554
won't do it

>>806553
>wanking to discord e-girls and watching Alex Jones 'little dark age' mixes
Sounds comfy.

>>806556
more like
>wanking to little girls and watching Alex Jones 'discoard dark age' mixes

So does IGA actually post here anymore or is it just all just speculation?

>>806558
We're all IGA

>>806558
I am not going to even bother replying to your schitzo shitposts FOR YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN

>>806555
I'll usurp your place.

>>806559
No. IGA is a faggot. We all aren't faggots. rite ?

>>806562
You're a faggot, therefore you're IGA.

>>806558
I don't think he has been here since he was banned. The only one that brings him up anymore is nuro. around 2:35pm every day there is another post talking about him for no reason.

>>806562
You shove coffee up your arse which makes you the gayest neet by far. Even gayer than John.

It is too hot to do anything productive.

>>806566
soon it'll be too cold to do anything

>>806565
I actually had to stop that a while ago. It was fucking my liver and making my bloods go off the chart :/

Had a choof and binge session about 5hrs ago. Just woke up.

>>806571
You need a tug to even it all out.

Lol this nigga IGA now trying to pretend he isn't even here.

>>806571
You've got banning to do.

>>806565
it's not gay if what you're taking up the arse is hot and black

>>806568
The alcohol is what has wrekt your liver.

>>806573
He is the most unpopular NEET by a very large margin.

>>806576
that has never been proven

>>806574
If IGA was gay for Nuro can you imagine how ludicrously gay he is now with big handsome Monk protecting him ?

>>806578
Incredibly accurate *pops cork*

>>806579
Elvis was handsome. Fat Elvis was not.

>>806581
Elvis was a twink. Fat Elvis was pill-brained and BASED.

Nuro never told us the results of his liver ultrasound.
I am guessing he has quite serious alcoholic fatty liver disease.

Rene Lacoste was a famous French tennis player who was nicknamed 'the crocodile', apparently for the tenacity he showed on the court. In 1933, he formed a partnership to distribute polo shirts embroidered with a crocodile design.

Crocodile International has been using an identical trademark since 1947.

>>806572
And a poke

>>806584
They don't look identical.

>>806583
I got my bloods done almost a year ago and managed to improve things dramatically. Looking in your direction Mr Weber Esquire.

>>806585
That's included in a good tug.

>>806587
What was the finding from the ultrasound?

>>806585
👆

>>806590
a boy

>>806592
>>806587
Congratulations!

>>806527
I was expecting the doo na noo, doo na noo
Doo Doo

Nuro should become webby's personal trainer

>>806595
His arse can no longer form a fitted seal for the funnel.

Novak smashing out the aces

Why are esoteric health practices and vitamins so commonly popular amongst unhealthy people; alcoholics, obese, etc?

The funnel has to go in backwards now.

>>806598
It helps them delude themselves that they are not destroying their bodies through addiction.

>>806599
No flared base = No.

Have you made a decision, do we continue Shogun?

>>806594
A chord is a single bong of 3 or more notes played simultaneously.

>>806584
Pat Rafter or some other Aussie tennis doer was too pov to have real Lacoste shirts as a teenager, so his mummybot would sew little crocodile badges onto his Big W or Target polos.

>>806602
No, I need to take a break from TV streaming for a bit.

>>806583
He also never mentioned it was an internal ultrasound.

>>806603
Or succession

>>806602
How does one appeal a range ban on this website? There's no buttons or whatever when it pops up with "Your ip range xxxx:xx has been banned from /board/"

>>806604
Good bat

>>806607
well yes alright

I've washed my cum rag and have gotten it wet and around my shoulders due to the heat but it still smells of cum somehow.

>>806605
All that work encoding Nuro's shitty car mockumentary has tuckered you out.

>>806579
You sure do talk about him a lot.

Client sent me this without context.

Police lights flashin
Hearts thumpin

Distress is all aroundddddddddddd!

Cut my big toe nail too short a few days ago. Been an annoying dull pain since when I wear my shoes, when I walk on a strange angle.
Just clipped it with the fridge door and let out a vile shriek.

>>806615
That crosses some kind of Herder-Mong boundary and you should ignore it.

>>806612
Hot!

>>806598
Because the good advice tends to be boring advice that is harder to stick to. Why avoid getting blitzed out of your mind each night when you can just pop a few Alex Jones pills to counter the effects?

>>806617
Is there any redness like an infection?

>>806617
You need to apply that other NEET's cumrag as a cold compress.

>>806617
You sure you didn't just cut the entire end off your toe?

There are little flakes of something in the cumrag. I think some of the cum might still be present and that is what I can smell.

>>806624
Vile

>>806622
Smart.

>>806605
Okay.

>>806608
Contact us on IRC/Telegram/Discord.
But sounds like you deserved it.
If it's board specific I think BOs can get rid of it (since they applied it, globals can only ban globally apparently).

>>806627
There are two neets that live really close to each.

>>806621
>>806623
It's just the side of the toe pressing up against the 'sharpness' of the new nail line.
I'm sure you've experienced it before.

>>806627
I can't post that I like Bonbi's boobies because some other twat here spammed them with boong porn. The range in question is 2001.44, so I think they've basically globbed a shitton of IPv6 space.

>>806631
No one expects the Boon Porn. No one.

>>806628
It's worse than that. 3 or 4 major ISPs all consumed each other with successive take-overs and some of the range bans take out huge chunks of their customer base across several states.
Mobile phones are even worse because Telstra and Optus are using /8's for address space nationally.

>>806631
I passed it on.

>>806633
Same sort of thing is why successfully posting to 4chon is basically a coin toss for many in this country.

>>806634
The range in question or that I liked her boobies?

>>806635
what ? you dont have a 4chin pass ? for real ?

>>806630
They can still demand womboflix films for some reason though.

>>806637
You shouldn't post these things whilst homeless. It is embarrassing.

>>806637
I always assumed that was a joke thing.

>>806636
He told Bonbi. Big Fella is a sly old smoothie. He murmurs a few sweet nothings in her ear and she slides off her chair.

>>806641
Heh. Cheeky bugger.

>>805859
Happy Birthday, fella!

>>806197
You'll see!

>>806200
>>806202
Very good.

"I love dropping a room clearer when I'm at work, I'll do it ahead of a customer then move on to the next aisle. I take enjoyment in those fuckers walking through my WWI-tier fart cloud. I hate customers so much it's unreal." - Anonymous Colesworth employee

>>806646
It's all Google Translate and Narakeet unfortunately.

I hate that Kallmekris chick. She keeps getting recommended on my youtube.

>>806647
well done

>>806649
The thumbnails are warning enough not to click.

>>806484
>Polish

NEETga please!

>>806650
lol yeah there used to be a joke when I was a younger boy about 3 women of questionable virtue sitting in a bar talking about how horny they all are
the first says she was so horny she could take a 600ml coke bottle in her vagene
the second says that's nothing, I could take a 2 litre coke bottle
the third doesn't say anything, she just slides down her stool
not particularly hilarious now that I think about it, but the sort of thing that would amuse 14 year old boys in the 90s

>>806485
>the ugly one

No disrespect to her though, we can't all be 10's.

>>806657
The sister is less attractive but still very attractive.

>>806659
She needs to stop wearing these washed out nude and champagne colours.

>>806494
>couldn't fight the grog cravings?

No, its getting drunk at work because it couldn't appeal the sharehouse eviction.

>>806506
Sad you can't see the truth.

>>806640
when i start failing 2/3 captchas its worth it

>>806638
Well thats because he is Based

>>806662
I like it when I do a few good racisms on pol and then it says no captcha required

>>806661
Friendly reminder you are unemployed and unemployable. Why are you bulling NEETs about their living conditions ?

>>806664
Based.

@Weber

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x8Tc3Lqh9Fk

>>806655
Yeah.

>>806662
Nigger tier IQ.

>>806665
>unemployed and unemployable
On /ausneets/? What a devestating insult!
Friendly reminder that you are a motherless bitch boy.

>>806528
Is this trolling? You're mistaking the bare cinder blocks from Keegan's infamous shit-in-a-pan pic/vid for Stanley's residence. Those pics were taken in a sharehouse not long after the pillbrained idiot was evicted for being a literal piece of shit harrassing a roomie.

3 SUVs of Police waiting for a train to come in. Just bad home things.

I feel like I should eat but I cbf

>>806665
>Why are you bulling NEETs about their living conditions ?
Why do you care? You're gonna get an uber home once you're over the limit aren't you?

>>806676
>home
He will collapse onto his bare mattress and sweat stained pillow in the dunny.

Of course just after I posted that they all rolled out without a train. Does wonders for one's paranoia.

>>806678
They're after >>806680

>>806542
Not only did I get the chook and the sack, but the autismo tray and mini mortar&pestle ordered from ebay also turned up. #AllFronts

>>806680
Noice tray. What did you search for to find that?

>>806680
>the autismo tray
It's good to have an idol in your life again.

>>806681
Stainless steel prison tray

man door hand hook car door

4chan captcha broke about a fortnight ago. It just does a spinny thing and says cloudfare. I still look at the catalogue but now this is the only site I visit other than YouTube.

>>806676
>>806677
samefag

Might dissociate

>>806687
You're Jewish.

>>806565
John was literally Rambo compared to the dunny dweller, or his Discord pedo butt-buddy.

Tiffin goes innawoods for dead timber. John went there hunting deer with a chainsaw and nothing on but a pair of pink silk panties.

>>806683
Bubba wants his tray back.

>>806690
>John went there hunting deer with a chainsaw and nothing on but a pair of pink silk panties.
Complex glory hole visit.

Ever get hit with the feeling that your surroundings aren't real?

>>806688
>>806694
No.

>>806686
Good meme. Sent it to the client who sent the horse.

>>806696
Hope it enjoys the meme

>>806627
>But sounds like you deserved it.

Not the first time he's been dealt with!

>>806700
Happy one year anniversary on the steamer thread
https://4chon.me/lounge/res/41962.html

>>806680
Based.

>>806701
Mimic music.

>>806702
kek

>>806669
hey, is it possible to create an invite only board, one that you need a password to read or maybe post to?

He's going to claim samefagging

>>806707
nice flag

>>806709
AI has big feet.

>>806715
We love Jews on /ausneets/.

>>806685
You sure it's not your browser? The cloudflare thing should disappear in a second or two and then you just get the slidy captcha thing.

>>806684
There was a guy at the whizzers on monday with some kind of mechanical claws where a hand should have been.

>>806708
You forgot the space between the question mark...

Tab closed.

>>806721
He was creepy and should have been put to death years ago.

Novak about to SEAL it.

>>806724
I hope they have another set
It's been a great game

>>806726
It's onnnnn
Fritz Garn get the sauce

>>806719
Do you think he knows DJ Flipper?

Over

>>806705
Dude that photo is now 2 years old. You need to let go.

Poor pretty boy Taylor Fritz with his gorgeous blonde GF. Truly a loser...

>>806728
Nah this one was boomer age. His arm was short too which made it even creepier.

>>806732
This was 3 white prong things, that I presume he uses his good hand to bend into the shape he wants.

Night.

>>806736
Night pidge

>>806731
That gf looks like a perfect whore

Russell Crowe in the Loudest Voice

>>806737
His him.

I know webers real name now

Kiss *

>>806708
No. I think it can be done on Doubleplus/WT, or at least planned the ability to create walled gardens.

>>806741
You leave Webster the fuck alone.

Looking at houses, there's one that's pretty nice one with 3 bedrooms. Not that I'd ever need more than 1.

>>806745
You definitely need at least a second to park all your random shit. Your bedroom should just be for sleeping and getting dressed.

>>806744
It wasn’t a threat. He seems like a really nice guy

>>806730
The photo could be 10(ten) years old. Doesn't change anything. Toiletman still sleeps in a dunny.

>>806746
I don't have that much stuff. I might turn one of the rooms into a library.

Going to watch Blanca

>>806749
>library.
*wanking station

This Sinner v. Rublev match garn be lit!

I still want to get a dog or a cat and call it beans. Also I want to own a small farm and have chickens that give me unlimited eggs. Also I want to grow my own tobacco and weed and magic mushrooms and trade them for other shit.

>>806754
I've already told myself it's IGA is Nuro.

>>806756
Sounds achievable.

>>806756
Hope you get it all neet.

>>806755
I bet tiffin has an underground tunnel complex beneath his survivalist compound.

>>806760
Straight to the local synagogue.

>>806736
Good night Pidge. xx

>>806762
What were you doing?

Managed to overeat and do no exercise today AGAIN. How the fuck does this keep happening?

>>806765
Aurora Borealis ?

Gym car park was full
Sitting in my car outside the bottleo now. Internal struggle, can feel the fridge frogs gaining power

First the bitches play, then the men come to say, "Hey bitches, it's our turn now".

Cat keeps clawing at the door. If I let her out she just walks out blindly into the middle of nowhere and lies down. Big woe

>>806767
Get back to the gym. Park down the street.

>>806769
What did the vet say?

45min

>>806765
NEET I don't mean to be rude, but you might be a lazy fat pig.

>>806773
thats IGA

@Weber

Get your fat arse into Marion's Kitchen range of salad dressings!

It's goin down nigga

>>806769
let her out and just keep an eye on her.

>>806767
Come back and moderate the board you fucking mong.

>>806778
You done fucked up faggot. THis ain't' s

>>806780
Slow down on the dunny drugs big boy.

>>806771
Having trouble getting her to the vet. Scared vet will just kill cat

>>806778
Women shouldn't be allowed to have individual names, it just encourages them to get uppity. Better for everyone if they have their sense of identity taken away from them.

JapanNEET fuck off

It is still hotter in my room. Door and window open.

>>806784
That is HK and its nuro.

>>806787
You loved this shit when it was imissfather defending you at every turn. He even ignored you making death threats and posting creepshots of uniformed schoolgirls.

>>806788
You are so pathetic. At every single turn. So Pathetic.

>>806784
lel can you even read a flag ? like seriously did you even pass year 10 ?

What did you do to Trey in that pool? Why did you have multiple intervention orders against you and all those court visits? Why does your family not have any contact with you? Why are you so interested in Tor?

>>806791
He is referring to the cytube stream we're watching you retard.

>>806790
Big Ooooooooofffff

>806791
>did you even pass year 10 ?
Did nuro drop out in year 10? And without having a trade or something to go into? Haha, pretty decent by the standards of learning difficulties.

>>806793
there is no moofie tonight

>>806796
Not that you know of.

>>806797
Leave him alone, he didn't pass year 10.

>>806795
how are you JSP complaints going ? you realise when they get settled and soon you are going straight on to work for the dole ? Do not pass go dont recieve anymore cennobux

Where's the moofie link?

>>806778
This is the one you are looking for:
https://www.instagram.com/angelicotryy/
https://www.twitch.tv/angelicotryy
https://www.youtube.com/@AngelikaSeleznova/videos

>>806803
Thanks neet. I'm hopeless with this stuff.

I want the IG on that poor woman KEegan shaved his balls over.

>>806804
That's alright. As I said the other morning, don't fall for the small channel about that book/videogame series. Her main social media channels have like half a million followers.

>>806805
Stanners goooned up. Sloppy Keyboard Errors. Double Fault.

>>806807
Keegan, you play nice tonight. We all want to know a bit more about you. Becuase at this point, we're all convinced you're a 50-yr old VIRGIN.

>>806809
You are GAY. iGAY.

>>806810
>IGA
>I GA
>I GAY

Really makes one do a little pondering ....

Mr. Opsec is so, so mad. Hahaha!

Nuro. We may need each other later this week if Cyclone Kirrily blows an ill wind, our way.

Almost every night I see high altitude flying objects going north.
Perth to/from Sydney would be east to west.
They leave their lights on too, it's like they want to be seen.

>>806815
get some ufo pictures for us please

>>806816
UFOs arent real
Some cunt knows what they are

Time traveling underwater Jews

>>806817
You can't identify them. They are unidentified.

>>806819
I can't identify birds

Going to molest thist chicken while the cup of Suimin noodles cook.

Tennis soon

>>806820
I bet you haven't even figured out cats work for the government as spies.

Where's the fucking tennis stream monk?
Footy stream by next season

>>806823
Only within 3 bar 5g service

I really need two different youtube accounts, one subscribed to tech stuff for daytime study, and one with subs to history and paranormal crap to help me fall asleep during the evening.

might build an AI powered surveillance system with cameras pointed out my windows tomorrow

Big chest session. Smashed it. Minimal rest time. Up in all lifts.
Having a red top

>>806824
Inshallah

>>806827
I recently had that exact same though. The recommendations work too well on me. I'll spend weeks stuck in a recommendation rabbit hole until I move onto a new topic and that becomes the main subject of my feed. I should do a webber and just use an incognito window for it.

>>806828
You did well.

o7

>>806832

o7

On the Johnny Cash

This is what I meant with the cloudfare thing. It just does this, then goes blank.

>>806836
Works for me. Are you blocking cloudflare at all?

>>806838
International Cruisey!

the mattress I sleep at work is just like that

>>806839
I have to start again my shift here

>>806631
Needs the ban id. Do you remember it? Try to post again, it should be in the alert somewhere.

>>806838
Hey, Santana!

>>806840
Is it comfy?

>>806841
Local Cruisey will be happy.

>>806685
1337x.to added cuckflare too.

Good morning NEETs.

Good morning Weber

>>806842
as long as it doesn't break
my first one only lasted me 2 months

>>806846
>>806845
morning

>>806847
Grow some fat on your bones so you won't poke out the mattress.

Sulk
verb [sʌlk]

1. be silent, morose, and bad-tempered out of annoyance or disappointment.

After repeated brown snake bites, Weber sulked for a period less than 24 hours.

>>806850
Thank you.

>>806845
>>806846
>>806848
Good morning NEET.

>>806849
well bantered

morning bros, dreamed it rained and an alligator came into our house in the water and started attacking people

>>806854
nordy alligator

>>806850
This is a counterfeit WWWOTW.
Harrumphing.

>>806856
it doesn't seem up to webby quality

lousy sleep because of the heat, may need to get back on the white mondsters

>>806856
>Harrumphing
Would be a much better one if we haven't had it before.

My car alarm went off at ten to seven this morning when I opened the door.
I'm mortified.

>>806856
I didn't think it was right

Nice and wet this morning

Fauurk, monsters are at full price in both woolies and coles. Maybe the local iga will have them discounted.

>>806863
$2.75 or nuffin

Whereber?

alright neets, gonna waddle down to the shops to get a white mondster - you neets want anything?

>>806866
i want to die

>>806850
Well worded.

>>806867
No, if i have to stay and suffer so do you.

Does kfc/maccas/hungry jews have any new executive treats on their menus this week?

on the double coat timtams.

>>806871
KFC has 24 nuggoes for $10.95
The nuggoes have tasted like dog food the last two times I've had them.

>>806872
Recommended Serving size: 21.9g (1 Biscuit)

>>806873
I remember kfc nuggos as being bretty gud, but I usually have them with aioli sauce

>>806877
Almost everything at KFC is good if it is fresh and cooked right. Unfortunately too often it is not done right. Shit ain't right. Shit be whack. No cap.

>>806874
I had six.

>>806879
I hope you have a second packet on standby (for emergencies)

>>806880
I have the axe standing by to smash the glass on the emergency venetian bikkies cabinet.

farkin woe'd, the day is getting away from me again

50 in, 100 out
As I was going for the door, old biddie said she was leaving and I could have her machine.
Put 50 in, went down to 20, then up to 60, then took the 50 out

>>806865
I might start pronouncing it that way.
Like care bear, weber.

>>806866
Get me a nudie pink lemonade and a blueberry muffin please.

>>806874
I thought it was 2 biscuits, and the scam was that there are 9 and noone can do fractional math.

>>806875
Chummy goodness.
Tbh its pretty much pie filler.

>>806871
I think kfc are still doing $10 popcorn chicken buckets.

>>806877
Sweet and sour sauce is underrated.

>>806882
What has happened in the last 40 mins?

One ham salad roll down the hatch.

>>806891
More salad than ham?

Have any neets been rendered homeless or are soon going to be made homeless by australia's housing crisis?

>>806892
Four slices of shaved leg ham (Don)

Managed to eat some salad by noon. Winning for once.

Liquid shits first thing in the morning is a sign of good health right?

>>806896
pajeets do this all the time and there are billions of them

>>806896
I think it means you need more fibre like wheat bix or oats.
I made scrambled eggs again. I figured out how to make them fluffy and golden. You just add more milk.

>>806898
I need to get off the sausages and have scrambled eggs for breakky

>>806896
Yep.

>>806899
Another good breakfast is avocados and tomato on toast. Avocados have good fats someone said

>>806895
Well done, you will be a vegetarian before the year is out.

>>806900
Thanks Dr NEET