SA BEST A

QLD FUCKED A

neets, do you have your browser at 100% zoom?

>>807422
Nothing says Australia more than a big Dick.

Links should be replaced with beer bottle, and the cursor with a bottle opener. Every time one clicks a link (post numbers are links too) it would make a nice hiss.

>>807516
Monitor scale at 175 percent, browsers at 110 percent.

>>807516
browser set to 125%

>>807519
My browser's set to 170%, I noticed that when I put it to 100% the background image is tiny. Also I should've gone for gold on green for the colour scheme, not green on gold.

having a whiksy and pebsi

>>807518
I'm sure it could be done, but I can't even cut and paste objects properly in gimp, that hat is a mess.

I love the little possum staring down at the chained boongs.

>>807422
>Neets, you may not have been born into a rich family.
>You may not have inherited good looks, brains or a work ethic from your parents.
?But there is one thing you've inherited - citizenship in one of the nicest countries in human history, one that's better than 99% of the rest of the world.
talk for yourself

>>807526
International Cruisey, you should herd mongs over here. You could probably get citizenship from it and Local Cruisey could offer you cheap rent in his shed.

>>807233
That looks like an AI/ML generated image.

>>807528
u look like an ANIMAL generated image

>>807529
Fun.

>>807528
What did you have for breakfast, Sir?

>>807531
Scrambled eggs. With onion.

>>807532
did you have some buttered toast with it?
a cup of tea?

Tomorrow is Indian anniversary of independence or something too, isn't it?
We need another race riot

>>807534
What is baaaaasch?

>>807536
Some British foreign slop by the sound of it.

>>807537
Oh I thought it was a catchphrase.

This is a new version of the css with the green and gold reversed, which looks slightly less terrible.

>>807540
thankyou

>>807539
It might be I don't know. Some lower class regional UK dialect maybe.
Disgusting fat people eating foreign shit.

>A gym formerly belonging to far-right commentator Avi Yemini has been set alight in Melbourne's south-east.
>Firefighters were called to the suspicious fire on Hawthorn Road in Caulfield North, just after 5am today where they found the gym fully ablaze.

The nigger loving pedophile worshippers are getting uppity

>>807542
At least they were eating 'proper' foreign dishes, not "curry" on chips like the fat pig brits usually do

>>807542
Careful with that talk. Some NEETs will get upset.

>>807543
Avi is a cross between Nuro and a Kike

>>807543
Gyms are a tough business to make money from. The owners probably burned it down for the insurance money.

>>807546
Good analogy. I've actually met Avi.

>>807545
Our executive NEETs know they are disgusting. There are no illusions here.

I got a ticket for tonight's Powerball. $150 million jackpot.
I will build the NEET compound.

>>807550
30kg gold please.

>>807550
You will run off to the south of France and leave us all to suffer.

>>807550
Me too. A ticket I mean.

>>807552
I will marry Brittany Piggins.

Not long now until they pronounce one of us Australian of the Year.

scratched me scrote

>>807543
Oy vey, the poor little kike.

>>807555
It'll be nuro - you know it and I know it.

>>807555
Probably this NEET >>807556

Bondi Cigars are a kick arse band. Howling at the Moon and Don't bite the hand that feeds you are great tracks.
I've heard stories about when they'd tour.
Dad was in Kal when they went there and every beer would come with line in a tallyho paper. They used to drop them in each others beers for jokes. This was back when it was sold in grams, not points.

>>807526
I wish more Australians saw it and appreciated what we have.

I inherited good looks. Work ethic, not so much.

>>807561
They suffer on the first world.

>>807554
kek

>>807565
UFOs left weird crop circles.

>>807565
SA BEST A

had 3 wiskeys
might have a go to bed

>>807569
Goon night.

this hot slut is senior australian of the year

young australian of the year is some random uggo

>>807571
If you hit refresh you'll get the updated version that has a green background and yellow foreground, looks much more tasteful.

Posts are not going to be comfy for a while

>>807575
ummm no

Did nothing all day, became progressively more stressed

>>807527
I'd be better off being a homeless bard in australia

>>807535
Independence of what? Toilet paper?

>>807577
even tried a different browser and it hasn't updated

So to whoever shat talked lamb on a pizza, i just got one from a real italian place. Its freaking amazing. Total flavourtown and you are deboonked.

>>807576
Garn be nordy tonight?

>>807579
Just stay away from his green bin.

>>807561
I assume you can't call people niggers in front of the police station, so there are things you're missing out too

>>807582
Based.

>>807582
Told yas.

>>807584
what's in it?

>>807575
tried control+f5 and no dice

>>807582
Burnt.

>>807573
Hot

>>807582
Working late again? Paying for that commercial lease?

>>807588
Many lost souls.

Night.

>>807579
My shed is the finest avarial suite north of the city.

>>807594
Night pidgey xx

>>807582
Looks like a tube of Wite-Out® was poured on top. Literally the worst pizza I've ever seen in my life.

>>807594
Good night Pidge. xx

these two diddlers were named joint Australian of the Year

>>807594
Pidge you dirty little hussy. xx

>>807600
Somebody needs to check that bloke's hard drive for sure.

>>807503
I don't want to give Toiletman a (you) so, >807429

thinking of getting a lamb pidser

>>807604
Cafe Acqua do a good one

>>807592
How do we inform the customers of HGR of whom they're really dealing with?

>>807606
They already know he is Based. Stick to the tennis 🎱

Garn buy some lamingtons to pig out on tomorrow. You neets want anything?

>>807604
grab me a prawn one thanks.

>>807574
She is 29. “Young”. Can’t even give birth now without producing a Clayton

How do we inform Nambour Caravan Park they have a mentally unwell Paedo groomer stalker ? O wait. Everyone there is like that.

>>807608
Grab me a half dozen and a bbq helen thanks.

>>807608
Prawn lamington like that other NEET

>>807608
can you get me a gf?

Back at the gym. A possum outside was doing the demon scream before. I think he might be looking for a mate.

>>807615
Cover your rear on the way out.

>>807605
I haven't tried theirs. Pamploma is no longer good.

>>807609
>>807608
With tartare cream.

>>807617
They were never good

>>807615
Best of luck to that Possum

>>807620
I've heard when they are aroused they go off like jack hammers.

>>807607
You're a fucking pedo

I hope everyone is ready for tonights meeting.

>>807622
Stick to the tennis, not the junior gymnastics. Hairy old lesbians only.

>>807626
Getting an uber home again bud?

Never forget, Weber is a friend of nuro...

>>807614
I did see an asian girl with a nice body. Shame about her face.

Nobody is IGA's friend.

>>807619
They used to make their own bases. That makes all the difference.
Marcelinas do, but they are too expensive.

"takes one to know one"
"you are the company you keep"

@ >>807473

>>807630
I like IGA

>>807633
Then your NEET lore is poor.

>>807606
They are running out of customers. Look at the cut back in hours.

>>807634
I don't like bullies

>>807630
I like him. He has some strange quirks but that is true of all of us.

Done my squats. Now benching.

>>807637
Your quirks are sexual

>>807638
Good on you NEET.

It might just be the stress of the renovations. I still think he's a genuinely decent person.

Big bloody bencher

>>807627
Thanks for another strawman. You are good at creating strawmen and while gooned you confabulate things in your head.

I dont stay at the workshop. Its too hot but i do i sleep somewhere modern and air conditioned not very far away. On the same block even. We have been through this an i have posted it before.

Once again you are literally stalking me. No Neets are ever going to post anything interesting on the board anymore. Everyone is self censoring. Because you are unemployable and have unlimited time. Thanks for permanently fucking the board.

>>807637
no one likes IGA

There's too much cloud cover, I can't see anything.
The moon is glowing behind it, near the horizon.
I can only just see it even though I think it's a full moon tonight.

>>807645
we need to set up the neet night time video surveillence network, keep an eye out for UFOs and moons

>>807643
Victimised Nuro makes me hard.
It's like a gazelle with a trapped hoof, bleating meaninglessly but there's no threat.
Hours of incessant, meaningless bleating.
Love it.

>>807647
There's too many 5g towers. Nothing is unidentified.

>>807647
I'll keep an eye out.

>>807646
When is the main match? Last night was 9 20

>>807643
Lol, lmao
A few more endones lined up, toilet boy?
Hope your roommates don't notice!

>>807643
While Nuro can go suck a bag of dicks. He has a point. Instead of people just randomly shitposting with their cameras everyone no is paranoid and dont post shit because it may contain a street sign or a partial reflection in a glass. Thanks for nothing Stanley.

>>807648
Member the past 2 weeks you have been screaming for Monk to give you close air support ? I member....

I did not win the Powerball.
It was a very easy check of the ticket. None of my games had the Powerball number.

Member how you're a drug addicted hovel dweller who tells lies to chase an ego on endchan dot net? Hahahahhaahahaahahahha

>tfw socially awkward
I can't make eye contact properly. If I'm walking down the aisle of a shop and someone is walking in the opposite direction, where should I look?

>>807641
Huh?

>>807654
This is true. I don't post photos any more.

>>807653
No i am taking them as prescribed, stalker.

>>807656
woe

>>807643
>On the same block
Of an industrial estate. So you're still illegally squatting. That's good to know chief!

>>807656
You might still have won a prize

>>807655
Monk needs dick support

>>807656
Rigged.

>>807661
Yeah thats why you brag about taking prescription medicine and put them next to goon bags and weed. Hahahahah!

>>807664
You need five numbers. I didn't come close.

>>807660
And this we can prove. Along with IGA causing (2) Board owners to resign. IGA is certified Toxic waste.

Where's this fucking cyclone?

I find it very distressing to see them both posting again and shitting things up every day again after I permabanned them both when I was BO.
I have offered to be BO again but I am ignored.

>>807672
So start being BO. I hereby bless you.

>>807652
The second semi is up next. Ukraine vs China. Who will win?

>>807675
What time?
I saw it say 10 approx

>>807675
The men's tomorrow will be good

>>807670
Be noice to them, when they're dead you'll miss them both.

>>807654
>randomly shitposting with their cameras
There's nothing random about taking creepshots of children while they innocently stand at a beach unaware of the danger that lurks behind.

>Weber's best bud...

>>807663
There is nothing illegal about anything. Most of the complexes in the estate have multiple people living with council approval and here you go once again appealing to authority when it comes to a social contract you cannot and will not comply with the most basic of Job search provider obligations and straight from get go escalated official complaints about fucking nothing.

IGA your are scum.

A modern and airconditioned toilet

I still think about that poisonous "oh well" he gave me.

>>807680
Sick pepe collection dude. You're homeless. Hahahahaha!

>>807683
He gave you a real zinger that time.

>>807682
You are too sensitive neet. Only the tough survive the mean streets of ausneets.

>>807670
10PM Based time is when it's expected to hit Townsville.

>>807672
Sorry to distress you. I am honestly trying to fix my behavior and adress the problems with this place in an open manner.

T. Nuro

>>807672
Yes but you 'lost your old email' right? Because you'r a bullshitting POS and imissfather saw right through ya.

>>807688
He's going to come back, with vengeance .

>>807687
You're a pathological liar who uses this forum to boost his own ego and fish for replies. No one here likes you. Why don't you just fuck off to discord and seek attention there?
Btw you're a fat homeless drug addict, hahahahah!

>>807676
No. The bitches will be on court within 10 minutes. No men tonight.

>>807691
Who won with gauff and sabalenka?

Well if you meant 10 AEDT then yeah. The bitches be out shortly.

>>807690
Sorry but you sound Mad.

>>807693
I thought it was 10 central
Thanks, it's on now.

>>807690
Nuro can chill on cytube moofie nights. I dont know why you cant do the same ?

>>807680
Drop into Nambour police station tomorrow and make another report.

>>807696
You mean how you start sperging out and spamming the chat? Hahahahaha!

>>807690
Tiffin is on vacation. So we're stuck with it.

My email was some protonmail thing I just made to apply to be BO. I never checked it again and was BO for a year I think. I can't even remember what the address was.
I still have my ChickenDinner endchan account.
I will sort these two scumbags out.

I thought they were hiding Ukraines flag.
Zheng played very well the other day.

>>807702
Russian and Belarusian flags aren't shown.

Of course, the shop is shut tomrrow. No wonder he's so toey tonight.

Tiffin must be on a dark ops deep cover surveillance mission.
I wonder what he's up to?

>>807704
You do not need to update us on every obsessive thought you have about him.

>>807706
Leave me alone I'm autistic.

>>807700
Ooooh shit

>>807703
>Belarusian
lol

>>807707
I wish you'd think about me some times

>>807704
No i am not open but i am building an ebike and giving it to a young girl tomorrow before i go to brisbane. Its her birhday present. She is really excited.

It feels nice to actually contribute to society. I guess you would not understand.

>>807709
What's so funny?

>>807700
Is the only way to become BO is if the current BO transfers their powers to you?

>>807712
I'm sorry if I offended

>>807705
Yes. We have been through this. Last time i talked to him on Discord he said he was going away for a while. That was the other week. I have not seen him since.

>>807711
You said you were garn Mackay last thread. The lies keep building up. Leave that little girl alone you pile of toilet waste.

>>807705
He's hiding here, see if you can spot him.

A pill popping alcoholic dunny dweller lecturing us on contributing to society.
The audacity! Hahahahahaha!

>>807715
So this >>807352 wasn't him?

>>807714
Offended what? Make sense before I ban your arse.

>>807720
>ban
*spank

>>807713
That is how it is usually done.
The admins can do it if they want to aswell I imagine.

>>807655
Unlike you with imissfather.

Somebody please

What did I miss

>>807724
>Belarusian
lol

We need a total ban on nuro and any associated nuro discussion.

>>807713
It's like the Royal Touch of medieval kings, had to passed it on to the heir.

>>807700
You should just start a new board at this point. Let imissfather continue to destroy this one.

>>807728
No we do not want that.

>Four people from an extended Indian family have now died after the tragic incident at Newhaven, Phillip Island, where they were found unresponsive in the water on Wednesday afternoon.
Fucking hilarious

>>807716
>>>807711 (you)
You said you were garn Mackay last thread

PLease cite this post. It wont be hard if you do a word search for Mackay.

>inb4 pillbrained

>grandmommy

Go to bed Keegan

Where is this mofo?

>>807733
See, you always had nothing. Called you out multiple times. Leave me the fuck alone stalker.

>>807735
Sleep my friend. Tomorrow is another day to shitpost.

>>807734
Lame. Get gud fagget.

>>807736
Fair call. Will be sleeping like a rock tonight.

>>807738
Hope the air bed treats you well mate.

>>807738
Understandable, you've had a long day popping pills, stalking children and cycling through VPNs just to samefag your depraved posts. Night m8

Picturing Based Tiffo blacked up and floating up Bass strait on a raft of spars.

He can't take the ferry it would let ZOG track his movements.

can't sleep, not even really tired

Some arsehole has started blasting music at 2.45am. Woke me up. Not sure if it’s just bad home behaviour come to Motherbat’s for the long weekend or if it’s some kind of Australia Day protest

>>807672
The instructions are here >>776323 and have been for two months.

>>807745
I hope it didn't wake 'bat.

an hour or two more sleep, woe

Remember we won, this country is ours

Good morning neets, welcome to Australia Day 2024.

Morn. Free breakfast is tempting.

>>807750
>>807751
mording lads
happy australia day

Wonder what Weber's cooking us for breakfast.
I'm guessing bacon, eggs and pancakes.

>>807754
>bacon
possum

>>807755
I don't think I want to try a possum egg.

>>807754
that's the jack reacher breakkie, lots of maple syrup on mine

>>807756
they are soft, moist and brown

>>807750
>>807751
Good morning NEETs.

>>807752
Good morning NEET.

Sheets are in the wash and the washing up is done.

>>807758
It should be a tradition. Possum Lorraine on Australia day.

>>807761
It's a public holiday. Wagie mindset.

>>807762
he has a specialty where he puts a possum head on top of the pancakes and it stares at you with huge brown eyes

Did Nuro and IGA get washed away?

>>807765
The deluge is coming tonight. Nuro will probably be kept afloat by his own inflated ego, but iga has nothing to live for but hate and will drown.

>>807763
Everyday is the same to me.

>>807765
media is just talking about power outages in townsville, so it sounds like a non-event

>>807765
We can only hope for the best.

I stared into Possum's brown eye once >>807764

Good morning NEETs.

>>807771
Good morning NEET.

The Powerball has jackpotted to $200 million.

>>807773
Time to start investing!

It's falling out of me.

Put Motherbat's little flag on the front door.

>>807777
I have had stuff growing in the bags of psyllium husk I bought.
Googling indicated it was probably pantry moth larvae.
The bags had not been opened.

You vill choose to eat ze bugs

On the honeycomb magnums.

>>807782
Breaky dessert already?
Don't spoil first morning tea.

>>807784
Based.

Happy Australia Day.
For those interested, this online radio station will be playing some 1980s Aussie tunes for a few hours: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
You can click one of the players in the 'Listen Live' area, or use this link: http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Cheers!

wew

Magnificent solid single unit poo this morning, very pleased.

>if you're still sane
He wants me to engage in his power trip humiliation ritual.
You send him an email and then he tells you he will look at it next week.
Not going to happen. Too sane to engage in those sort of games.

>>807789
Oh well.

Sassy NEETs

I am convinced we will get a new BO eventually. Out of the frozen wastelands of the north will come a stranger, a neet who will wield the banhammer with unmatched skill and strength.

Took Motherbat shopping.
Got a hot chook to put into a simmer curry tonight. Gave Sweetie the oysters.

Might move to Nuro's discord.

Breakfast is served fellas. Chicken schnitty, chopped up, with pan fried chips and gravy.

>>807797
noice!

I have done the needful as the /ausneets/ diplomatic envoy.

Someone's been on the standards.

>>807800
They need a reversing camera.

>>807792
Tame the wild neetboard

>>807793
You treat her too good

>>807797
Nicely done NEETo
Looks good

>>807801
hopefully they can buff it out

Woke up this morning with low blood sugar again. I think I might have some form of diabetes. Feels awful

>>807491
4 down, 1.4 billion to go

>>807807
I'm garn get a honeycomb magnum, you want me to bring you back one?

>>807809
Yes please bro

>>807804
Cringe.

He didn't ask me if I wanted an ice cream.

>>807800
What the hell were they thinking? Even if that other ship hadn't been in the way, they'd have rammed into the wharf instead.

>>807747
bat sleep during day

>>807751
Is Bunnings giving away snags today?

Took the old bird to the chemist and one of those 'leave a book, take a book' thingos. Had to go to the other bakery for a pepper pie as the one I normally go to was closed. Saw the pretty girl from the normal one walking about.
Having a stdout and a danish now.

>>807797
Why do you chop it up like that?

>>807819
Because that's how webby had it the other day.

>>807820
I presume place did it like that so it would fit in the containers and be easier to eat with just a fork.

>>807818
I'm tempted to start dumping some of my old books in these places just to get rid of them. I'm surprised people don't raid them and sell the books on ebay.

Each day we get closer to the feeding trough.

>>807516
I have the board on 170% most of the time.

>>807822
Second hand books aren't worth the postage costs.

>>807822
This one is on a residential corner and was absolutely chockers with books. Most of the old whites that live here are basically honest.

Why is it in the workshop if the shop is closed today?

>>807789
He wants to know you're going to coddle his bedbuddy. He went sour on ChickenDinner and is fucking him around with the email because of nuro being banned.
It is time for ChickenDinner to make a new board for which discord faggotry is banned and imissfather has no power.

>>807828
You're writing fan fiction again.

>>807829
Right, the years of you protecting nuro no matter what, even when he posted creepshots of schoolgirls, simply don't matter? And you are perfectly okay with giving power to ChickenDinner who will not only ban nuro but actually enforce the ban unlike mongk.

>>807832
Very disrespectful to nuro.

>>807831
What is Leyana Grace up to these days?

how long will reheating pizza and a fresh garlic bread take?

>>807835
Put the garlic bread in the oven for however long the instructions say
put the pider in the oven for the last 5 minutes of that cooking time

>>807835
Two minutes in the Mike Lando. Everything wrapped in half a roll of paper towel.

>>807836
You didn't answer the question.

>>807839
I did, I said I wouldn't know since I am not IGA.

>>807832
who is this handsome chad?

>>807841
The silverfox.

>>807835
You should be eating them cold, like a real neet

I was pretty happy with the job imissfather did. Our board suffers from not from bad moderation but lack of moderation.

>>807827
What the fuck are you on crapping on about ? I am in Brisbane you fucking bum.

>>807843
I eat cold pizza and drink warm beer.

Gave the old moo a bag of washing to do

>>807844
His moderation was both bad and lacking. He banned me for saying that I was going to rape him but never banned nuro for repeatedly threateningly to track me down and kill me. There was one set of rules for the discord creepshot circle and another for the rest of the neets.

>>807845
More lies nuro, more lies.
Just like when you said you didn't wear a helmet but then photographed it!

>>807847
Full sack?

>>807843
too late now i cooked it and enjoying it hot

>>807850
Nah, just 3 tshirts, 3 singlets, 3 cumdies, 3 pairs of socks

>>807848
Is this IGA?

>>807849
Can we just have Australia Day without this N/IGA bullshit?

>>807849
I don’t wear a helmet but I carry one with me in Brisbane just in case I run into bike cops. 👮

>>807844
imissfather is the current BO m8.

>>807855
Smart. You'd fall off if you hit them hard enough.

>>807856
Kek.

I have a Peter Griffin pannus situation going on here.

>>807854
I know man. It’s started the show early. I won’t engage. It’s really uppity so it must be day drinking alone in the hovel thinking it is based it isn’t

>>807821
Yet there's a knife on the plate

>>807862
Happy Australia Day, Reading Comprehension NEET.

>>807861
>It’s started the show early
You are the show, just fuck off.

>>807864
She is weird looking but I'd fuck her.

>>807864
It is good she has a top 10 but because de top half isn't so flash

>>807861
are are an attention seeker.

>>807863
A clean knife.

>>807866
She's unusually tall for a Chinawoman, at 5ft 10 inches.

Sausage, mushroom, eggs

>>807816
Fremont park

>>807831
He's going to set things straight

Happy Australia Day frens

I hate niggers.

Gonna do some colonising

>>807877
Meow.

>>807877
That cat so fat he can't even lick his own arsehole clean. Vile.

>>807881
That is why we have each other.

Tired. Might go back to bed.

Next year when I make the css theme I'm gonna make it so you can nurse the possum with the bottle of VB.

>>807885
i still have green boxes and yellow background

>>807886
I think we were being trolled about the colour swap last night

Eating a packet of jaffa cakes.

>>807887
I made the theme and uploaded it. Perhaps our elusive BO hasn't installed it yet

The theme:
>>807540

>>807888
I accidentally the packet

>>807888
Save some for later.

watching The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Can't cum

>>807893
a good fillum that doesn't require too much thought

woe'd from poor sleep, but I know white mondsters won't help

Transitioned for a nap

That looks better. Thanks Monk.

Might be norty One Last Time. I mean it this time.

Happy Australia day to my fellow white KINGS!

>>807901
Cheers cobber.

>>807887
I refreshed several times

>>807901
Same to you King 👑👑👑.

Ok, if I am ever norty again I want you all to remind me that I vowed no more nortiness.

Sinner takes the first set in 35 minutes, 6-1. Mama mia!