SA Best A

Had a couple vomits. Think it was all the gravy and onion.

>>845929
>had vomits
Where did you order those from?
Was the pajeet the delivery man?

morning neets

>>845931
Good evening, fella.

>>845931
>>845932
Good morning NEETs.

harrumph

>>845935
Wrong mondster?

>>845930
Made them myself. Still haven't been able to get to sleep. Vomited until bile several times and complete rectal evacuation. Shit myself twice because it's literally just water. Need to go look for another pair of trackies. All a catastrophe.

>>845937
Do you not know how to prepare food without poisoning yourself?

>>845937
Your system has now been cleansed of all toxins, time to start your new life, as of today

>>845937
>All a catastrophe.
Many such cases.

>>845939
>as of today
Sounds do-able.

How the hell do you manage to give yourself food poisoning with onion and gravy?

>>845942
Probably cross contamination, possibly ingested a noxious amount of salt

rubbed his clumpy foot on the chopping board

unwashed pokie fingers touching the meat

>>845944
>>845945
Hot!

It's fired out of me twice this morning.

find me this noong women

Still trying to decide what sort of oils to cook with. Is the anti seed oil thing just a meme?

>>845944
ol' smoothbrain does it again

>>845949
Into the stupid food meme bin it goes

my shitty nigger job is making me lose weight

I look like some candy fucking twink and evil women love me, giving me fucking goo-goo eyes and clawing at my wallet like a bone out of a dog's reach but right up his fucking nose

severe confusion

my dandruff is better but present

is this what you whores want? is this worth something to you stupid bitches? fucking slut

Good morning GOYS

>>845949
olive oil

@weber

Reinforced rape

>>845949
Cook with spider web oil

>>845958
Yes?

>>845949
Gutter Oil Best Oil.

>>845948
You can have lizard lady.

>>845968
I hope the footage stopped there because he choked the roo out or broke it's neck or something.

Good Morning NEETs

cant believe we are on a new thread already that other one went fast

>>845969
I bet he raped it, pretty sure that kangaroo was attacking him because he grabbed it's balls or something.

>>845952
Wanna rub tummy.

>>845970
Good morning NEET.

>>845966
my exact build

Third poo appeared out of nowhere. Didn't shoot out though.

I keep going for long waddles then cancelling any benefit from the exercise by buying stuff at the bakery while I'm out waddling. Woe.

>>845976
Freexe some of the treats.

>>845976
You need to go in a different direction away from temptation.

>>845976
You still get the benefit of the exercise NEET. And interacting with the bakery staff is good for your mental health.

>>845979
there's a woman at the bakery who looks exactly like my high school crush, if she were in her 30s and had gotten fat, which I guess would both be true now

I hope their fate is better than Helens
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-26/roy-cristuta-loses-pet-roosters-over-noise-complaints/103761904

>.The maintenance worker had kept three roosters in his small unit at Inala, in Brisbane's south-west >suburbs, prompting noise complaints to Brisbane City Council.

>>845982
Mel Brooks films are too Jewy for me these days. Can't unsee it now. I used to be able to enjoy them.

>>845983
>>845984
Oh well, I guess it'll just be me and cruisey watching them then.

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1783154014798172568

"Australian Prime Minister Albanese calls for a ban on memes that mock him on social media."

>>845988
Based. Ban all memeniggers. Shoot anyone that makes one meme.

Did you guys know modern laptops don't have an MSpaint or image editor? Chromebooks make even adding text a chore to deter all use. I made a nigger-hating meme, went to use it again two months later and the update to my comp literally removed the adding text feature's ability to select certain areas. I had to use an online one. It's next.

Did you know google no longer brings porn up when you search for it? It instead suggests Reddit threads. Gee, wonder why!

>>845990
tl;dr

>>845992
you have an excellent hairline, not a trace of norwooding

>>845992
>>845994
Striking.

>>845981
>I hope their fate is better than Helens
I hope so too.

>>845981
That man would not have let Helen die. He loved his poultry as they deserved.

>>845993
Baldness is cause by mites from pets

I owned a dog like fifteen years ago... but yeah, been this "bald" since then, it's actually coming in more full but I stopped using conditioner and shampoo. Try it, you'll find out you are more bald than me, guarantee it

>>845995
thank you nigger

Last night I dreamed that I had won big on the pokies ($1469) but when I went to take a photo of the ticket to mog Cruisey (smoothbrain, pants-shitter) I couldn't find it. I looked everywhere. I had a big bag full of receipts and things but it was not there.

>>846001
Carl was the main character

I had a nightmare that something was breaking into my house. I screamed when I woke up and had to check if it was real then locked all my doors

>>846005
Must have been very unsettling.

>>845990
I torrented a movie and tried to watch it on wm player for a joke and it wanted me to buy a codec for $3 to play the video.
I watched the video for free in VLC

>>846005
We need someone to tuck us in each night and to check all the locks.

>>846007
What boongtop are you using? Installing a media player is the main steps for set-up.

get a haircut u fuckin' pig

>>846010
At least use @ if you cannot quote him.

who else am I reffering to

>>846012
The Sir in the thread could do with a good tamper fade.

>>846009
I use a pc with klause Schwab 10 because klause Schwab 7 was getting too old, feels creepy to use and I don't trust it.

low energy neet is about to start his second pot of coffee for the day, woe

>>846010
and get a real job

keeping my curtains shut because of this tradie, but the dark is making me woed

woooops lol

>>846017
I can still see you.

'Avin a beer

I really dont get whats going on with these chip babs i have been getting lately.

50% of the time its just a normal shid and i feel fine. The other 50% of the time its like 5 trips and 5 ungodly full bowls of floating excrement that take all day to purge.

Its the poo lottery.

>>846023
Brown hands all up and down the supply chain.

>>846024
You are proably right. Its gotta be the difference between when the white guy makes it and the jeet makes it.

>>846024
Speaking of which, is canned fruit from thailand and flipland safe to consume? Canned pineapple from australia is quite expensive.

>>846027
I know it is more expensive but I always pay for the Australian pineapple.
You can't trust anything from a third world country.

Dan calleth

going through youtube, clicking 'don't recommend channel' on all nonwhites

>>846029
Decline the call.

Taxed. Work soon. No clean high-vis shirt, bad sleep. Thank God it's Friday.

>>846032
Wagon this weekend.

>>846033
one last big night before then, right?

Home.
As I got out of the car at Anaconda, they sent me a refund email saying they were unable to fill the order. Trip wasn’t entirely wasted as Motherbat got a few things in the shopping centre.
Doing a poo.
Going to mix up some vodka and solo when I’ve finished pooing.

>>846021
>WARFARE
WARTCARE

Is Weber safely home yet?

>>846035
It is good that Motherbat was able to get a few things.
When is the kayak going out?

>>846035
>Going to mix up some vodka and solo when I’ve finished pooing.
I bet cultured winos like monk drink on the toilet

>>846037
He is on his throne

What are your favorite alcoholic beverages?

>>846041
Raspberry cruiser, when I can snatch them.

bleeding gums murphy more like bleeding gape murphy

>>846042
The doubles in the can or the girl ones in the little glass bottles?

This tradie is taking days to repair the door the firefighters wrecked in a few seconds.

>>846045
Depending on what they did, they probably have to rebuild the architrave, and that might require not just carpentry but fiddling with the bricks and electrical.

>>846044
Both.

>>845990
>Did you guys know modern laptops don't have an MSpaint or image editor
oh bullshit

>>846031
Too late.

I just went out with the broom and swept the mess in the driveway that was left by the dirt bike incident. Sweat on the brow now.

Coopers not a very good detective

Davo:
Somebody posted this Debiscuits on halfchan /pol/ and I thought of you.

I can't even begin to articulate how awful I feel. I've been woed before but now I feel emptiness more than anything. Even a boong sesh feels beyond me. I'm getting all emo and shit with thoughts about suicide again. I'm hoping they go away over the next few weeks.

>>846052
Thank you. /hr/ has a thread on her.

Weather is back to being CURSED all weekend . It was a good call to garn Noosa Yesterday.

Big risk thisafternoon but chanced it had to get the fuck out of the shop. Champas and oxy down the hatch. Deep house thumping. Fresh breeeze blowing. Will need Jeans soon.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[X]

>>846057
SAR DO NOT REDEEM !

>>846060
I don’t know what’s NEETs are who anymore. It’s all a blur. Who the fuck was a Monaro ? postie NEET was too pure for us, CB radio NEET came and went and I never understood Mongnaro.

>>846053
I hope they go away too.

>>846061
> ?

[X]

>>846063
In a momentary lapse of OPSEC the board spammer has outed himself as a JEET. Worse than CHINKOID his opinions are permanently discarded.

>>846050
Hopefully they won't come back.

>>846051
He was a bit of a mong.

>>846059
>M !
Hello, Mr Homeless Junkie!

>>846064
Go away you moron.

>>846061
>It’s all a blur
We call it pill-brain.
>postie NEET
You hated him and made a bizarre claim that was a creation of IGA who had gotten the photos from facebook.

>>846064
Just fuck off you retard. Stop hopping through flags and being a narcissist.

>>846058
Well bantered.

>>846070
I’m not hoping through flags. Are smoothebrained or something ?

I left work early because I was nauseous. In fairness, I actually was.
Boong life

>>846073
Pottery.

>>846074
ffs monk

>>846074
MONK YES

>>846074
Just drink goon out of stainless steel thermos like a real man you lazy cunt

>>846074
Wagon today?

Manatee molestation

>>846062
Thank you.

>>846079
Monk does not need a wagon he need a chariot filled with bricks of cocaine.

rhino rape

>>846078
Umm that is a health and safety violation. I could reasonably say I had some seafood at anzac day lunch or some shit. At least I showed up.

>>846079
I acquired 20. Tomorrow, for real this time

>>846084
>Tomorrow, for real this time
Sounds do-able. Good luck King 👑

>>846084
>Tomorrow
Make sure you sink all 20 of them tonight so you don't feel tempted tomorrow.

>>846056
Based.

Movie when?

>>846087
Okay champ.

>>846088
Tomorrow: >>845982

>>846084
Waging is not a participation sport. Perhaps if you have been been working in government for a decade or two, but in the private sector we demand results. If you are not willing to do this it’s time for multiple suicide attempts to get you in the DSP. I know personally know someone who tried to hang himself and got diagnosed with permanent short term memory loss and has been living it up on disability for more than 20 years. (Although this lifestyle turned him into a gamer addict because he had no hobbies to pass the time)

>>845983
Young Frankenstein is good.

>>846090
I WANT MY MTV

>>846093
HP 113 will be on tonight.

>>846087
BASADO!

And the sun always shines on TV

>>846095
Just like your belly.

>>846095
Based.

Ate some quick oats, vomited most of them up. Migraine and back pain. Worried about wage tomorrow, I can't have two days off.

>>846091
I've just confirmed my shifts for next week, all 5 days.
I will do them, without a drop of Dans medicine. Redemption arc is starting

>>846094
watching birdman of alcatraz

Emu ejaculation

>>846098
woe

>>846099
>Redemption arc is starting
I look forward to it.

I just imagined going to the bottleo in my dressing gown and can't stop laughing.

>>846104
I have done that before and paid in silver coins
concerned_frog.png

Port 40+ ya reckon?

>>846105
>concerned_frog.png
I can imagine your expression was more liek

>>846106
What?

>>846108
monk is going to place another losing bet

>>846084
>I acquired 20. Tomorrow, for real this time
I believe in you neet!

Nuro used to hang out with the Extreme sports poly athelete set, once.

>>846112
The silver fox has lived a life ordinary neets can only dream of.

went to see teh mechanic, my car drove past me into the workshop and I commented on that to the desk dude who said they were test driving it. They are not going to do the timing chain anymore because the head mechanic took the rocker cover off apparrently and checked it with a torch. I ended up saying to keep going with the investigations into the intermittent fault and I would talk to the brakes place and get it put back if they need more time. I told him i'd check back next friday. I noticed the tarp was up and all the mechanics were drinking cans of some slab on the tail gate, when I looked into their yard. I hope I can get my car back soon, my legs are aching most nights from all the extra k's I have to do to and from work and to the shops and stuff. Gettign dispondent about having it back before the EOFY.

AHH FUCK I'M GOING TO BUST IN YOUR BUSSY

>>845982
>1st
I thought that's Oz for a second.

>>846114
At least things are progressing neet hopefully not much longer for you.

>>846114
Fucking hell. How long has it been and how much money have you sunk so far? This saga is getting ridiculous.

A horse is a lot easier to maintain than a car.
All you have to do is feed it and jack it off once in a while.

>>846114
The Chad white mechanic whizzed past you.

>>846119
What if it is a mare?

Starting sons of anarchy. Apparently it's really good.

>>846122
It looks shit and Jewish.

>>846121
similar, but you have to get even more intimate with the horse

>>846123
lots of jewish biker gangs

Imagine the leaking from a mare on her period. Sounds awful.

>>846123
henry rollins is in it and he's jewish as fuck

>>846118
not much change from ten grand. I think.
I wonder where the problem is, if it isnt the timing chain. The sensors might be stuffed but the computer would pick that up.

>>846095
tell us about your riding jacket, Nuro.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hDw3xjzfd6g [Embed]
It had some incredible special effects. This scene doesn't even make use of CGI, they just dragged the poor jigaboo for real.

>>846128
Maybe the issue is the fucking mechanic.

>>846123
The episode about the rival hasidic motorcycle gang is good

>>846098
have a sickie

>>845838
Anyone?

>>846132
kikes on bikes

>>846134
monk might know, ausneets is so old most long time posters have become either wagies or dsp-tier

>>846124
For efficiency I trained an elephant to rape zebras and the zebra's rape the horses and the horses rape the rest of the animals in the barn.
The downside is I have to rape the elephants to get the chain going.

>>846135
kek
>>846137
so which ones raped the chickens?

>>846134
It depends on how long you've received the payment for. Is this a new application?

>>846138
Usually the farm cats rape the chickens and the dogs rape the cats

>>846140
Cycle of rape?

>>846141
it's more like the rape pyramid

>>846142
When one animal gets raped it has to regain its honour by raping a smaller animal and so on.

>>846139
No. I've been on it for about six months now. I think they are going to hassle me about not having gotten a job.

Lost on the nags :(
Not having a good day.

>>846134
They probably want you to do the work for the dole or employment course thing that other neet got asked to do. I got out of it because I was living regionally at the time.
I take it the other jobseeker NEET didn't get the job at hungry jacks

spag bog for dindins
got a baked cheesecake or something for pudding

He said "Money you know it comes and goes
On booze and rent and fags
You can make a fortune on overtime
And lose it all on the nags
But years of toil with a bunch of mates
You know it leaves you satisfied
Though we never moved a mountain
We sure gave it a try"

>>846144
Are you on an online provider? It could be the switch to a face-to-face appointments as you said. I can imagine it will be organising where you need to go. Look up the best place online.

>>846145
>Lost on the nags :(
Monk? No!

>>846149
Motherbat would not serve me lizard for pudding.
Sweetie would.

>>846148
I'm with workforce. They haven't put me on one of the other ones but I suspect they are going to move me on to a different one.
How bad are the others? Are they going to make my life difficult?

>>846152
Starting off probably not much but more bullshit overtime. Ask them when you speak them on the phone.

>>846154
How hard is it to stay on jobseekers long term? (More than two years?)
Is DSP pretty much the only option for life long neeting?

>>846152
No the JSP meetings are easy as
I've been to two and all I've done is sign a 'job plan' which means I show up to interviews and don't deliberately try to sabotage them by being a boong
I actually missed one today that I totally forgot about
You still have to do the job applications and points though

>>846155
I don't have as much long term experience. There are NEETs here who have been on it for years. Just string them along and change providers after a while seems to be the key to success I see here.

>>846027
buy local you dick head

>>846158
not everyone here is a wagie you retard, some can't afford it

>>846158
I eat canned food I find in old sheds and abandoned factories.
The tins are all rusty but the food is still good.

>>846160
Living the dream

>>846160
It's draws them in. Spooky.

>>846161
Locally produced cans?

>>846157
>>846156
Cheers noots.

>>846160
Horrifying.

I want to place bets on whether monk will still have a job next week.

>>846106
Yes.

I wonder if Cruisey has ever experienced a Cashnado

>>846171
Did that swallow Sir?

>>846168
I'm saying no.

>>846169
I put $10 on 1-39

People watching in teh city. So many happy people about with friends and lovers.

>>846175
I'm at the book shop.

Legs go Auroa race 3 Cranbourne

>>846160
Smoothbrains at it.

>>846174
>1-39
A bit risky. Good luck King.

>>846175
Where?

>>846176
when she gets up, please sniff the carpet she was sitting on for me

Girls touching the floor other than with their shoes gives me the ick.

Is there a deep learning phone app that adds in and correctly positions and clips pepes into the scene?

>>846183
Yeah, just post it on /ausneets/ and a neet will do it for you.

Angry about horses

>>846164
From 1981

>>846185
The real anger is for yourself.

>>846114
How long have they had it now?

>>846176
Graphic rape novels

>>846133
I had one today. Just had another vomit.

>>846151
>>846153
I don't get it

>>846191
The feed in the first pic looks heavenly.

>>846197
The joke was that webby would have lizard lady for pudding but he thought I meant the lizard.

>>846160
Cruisey taking the neets out for a day trip.

I'm thinking more standards and getting proper fucked up

>>846198
It was made with rotten food and they fed it to a dog

>>846172
He's in a better place now.

I have been concerned about this NEET's car situation since the beginning and things seem to be getting worse.
You can't trust mechanics or tradies. You can't trust ANYONE.
Constant vigilance.

>>846202
I'll eat the dog then.

>>846204
It's a doggy dog world out there

>>846205
at least rape it first, you animal

>>846201
I'm not sure what to get fucked up on. Looking at the site now.

>>846208
Metho and oj

>>846206
nuro unironically says for all intensive purposes.

>>846204
I trust the mechanics with my car. I dont have a choice they have it locked up in their garage in pieces like some evil D&D wizard I have to quest against, to get it back.

>>846211
Okay champ.

>>846210
I say it on purpose to bait numpty wordsmiths to correct me.

At least they're not eeb mechanics, they are the worst.

>>846112
Accurate

>>846215
Jesus christ she's perfect

>>846203
True.

>>846201
Monk? No!

>>846215
>>846218
Mines hotter

>>846114
>>846118
>>846128
I have been loosely following this this drama over weeks. But Lets start again. What model of car is this and what NEET owns it ?

>>846221
Vile.

Still haven't gone to BWS.

>>846222
It's a Lancia and Nuro owns it.

>>846168
a pineapple says he is gone in two

How many neets are getting gooned? Am I the designated driver now?

>>846228
I stopped after half a bottle of vodka.

>>846227
>a pineapple
imported or aussie grown?

>>846230
Good question.

>>846230
Well bantered.

might chop up a banana into slices, melt some chocolate, dip the banana bits in the chocolate, have a neet tier chocolate fondue

>>846229
selfRestraintNEET

>>846233
Sounds pretty good. Chocolate is pretty expensive these days which is a shame.

>>846223
no its not weber because he is not a fucking idiot, it was some other NEET with a ute wanting braided brake lines or some thing.... perhaps i was too busy running a business to give a flying fuck ? and too alienated to care about any thing else that could be bait

>>846237
What made you think it was Weber? What are you on about?

>>846228
just cracked second bottle of champas, just peeled open a spicy chicken burrito, just realised there is nothing to watch since installing linux on my desktop as the google algorithm has no history to go off and is only giving gay aids filled recommendations. FArk....

>>846237
You can't keep up with anything that happens here. It's just another attention whoring outlet for you

>>846238
Webster t. Esquire is the only NEET i am aware of who has money to spend on performance cars.

>>846240
He thinks /ausneets/ is his blog and that we are just commenters.

Severely woed.

Need feed.

>>846222
its a ford falcon ute

>>846240
its an hyper anonymous image board you fuck where users are bullied for the slightest personal information or using flags

its an abyss of lies deception and intrigue

most post here to kill the loneliness, i post because it helps my mental health and is cheaper than a shrink, you however post because you are a (1) a colossal faggot and (2) want power over people

>>846243
go suck a bag of dicks

>>846241
>Webster t. Esquire
He is the gentry of ausneets

>>846247
Yeah its hyper anonymous between like 15 people max.

>it helps my mental health
Yes we all know you are mentally ill and live in a HR therapist world

We've shitposted together for years now, and in all that time I've only asked one thing from you.
Cooperation. The only thing
I've ever gotten back was defiance! Defiance and endless 3 day bans.
Not once have you ever shown
a sign of rehabilitation!
- Rehabilitation.
- Yes. Rehabilitation.
I wonder if you know
what the word means.
Do you?

>>846249
Exactly.

>>846252
How much are you drinking tonight?

>>846239
read a comic book.

>>846254
rude of you to assume

>>846247
I post here because theres no niggers

>>846249
There is a street in Sydney named after his family.

>>846256
Give us a ballpark figure.

Still haven't done anything. Still feel awful. Think I might vomit. Woe.

>>846261
Id be hammered already I was drinking tonight, im on the ball, I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters...

>>846263
>compact disc
You're fucked in the head lol.

>>846263
Well bantered.

>>846263
I bet you haven't even washed your penis.

>>846263
>electric tin opener
Living large.

Watching some more buffy episodes I've never seen before.

>>846264
kjek

>>846269
Is the show watchable besides the girl? I've never seen an episode.

>>846264
I was expecting her to piss herself

Strange how the wagie does nothing but work, yet isn't even good at working.

>>846264
thats a quality slag nodding on oxy there.

wood.

>>846271
I used to watch it with my sister. I don't recommend it but if you are pretty bored then it could be okay. Lots of girls who liked it in their teenage years don't like it when they are older which is perhaps telling.

>>846269
Play the game

>>846276
i would too be that happy if i was paid to shoot as many niggers as i could

>>846278
At least you would be able to whizz away from the court martial

>>846274
>wood.
PILLS

Made an MRE smash.
Empty a can of BEANS into a zip lock bag, add diced salsa, powdered spice, black and gold lime juice and left over corn chips, shake and eat from the bag.
Two minutes and you're on the move

>>846282
kek

>>846267
nonsense, i scrape it for smeg every week

>>846281
Sounds pretty decent.

>>846281
>lime juice
I gotta get back into the lime juice game, the british navy drank it and they conquered the world, it might help me make at least some steps towards self improvement.

Mongk will do anything for his health except stop drinking.

>>846280
BITCH PILLS ;D

>>846276
Not a look of remorse among them

>>846288
you can also mix it with vodka or scotch and ginger beer
aka wobbly wombos

>>846286
It is cool.

>>846282
>>846286
IT'S LUPUS!

>>846286
I wonder what the motivation levels of the designers are when they're tasked with making a mobile video game based off a TV drama show.

Fucking hell port

>>846295
Those sort of games don't require much programming. Basically you get some cunt to draw the pictures and some other cunt to write the text and then some other storyboard engine shit glues it all together

>>846286
>>846282

Hey Big Fella. Quick Question. Is there any other Drama happening on Endchan (beisdes this place) you can tell us aboot due to language barriers obscure boards etc etc ?

Look at that ass

>>846298
the top thread on /kc/ appeared to have somebody sperging out at another poster when I last looked at it

>>846296
Payout status?

>>846298
Why? Are you looking to export your cancer?

>>846303
Can we treat you with chemo?

>>846301
No payout on single leg bets.

>>846305
*bonk*

Sorry thats wrong, payout is at $8 despite Port being infront