SA BEST A

How does he do it?

Chariots Of Fire (1981) will be on womboflix tonight neets. Set in the 1920s in Britain, in a time when running was the sport of gentlemen amateurs, before it had all been ruined by niggers and steroids and pro athletes. 7pm AEST

I do not drink tea. I find that it makes me stomach feel funny. Like it is full of tea.

>>846950
How would you know what that feels like if you don't drink tea?

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/based/


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>846931
I drink chai in the morning, green tea during the day, ginger/lemon in the evening and chamomile when I can't sleep. I used to drink pepsi max all the time, the tea is an improvement, but sadly I still haven't lost any weight.

>>846949
I think I have seen that before. Or maybe I just saw a parody of one of the scenes. The one with the famous bit of music.

>>846953
Tea connoisseur.
I don't mean to be rude NEET, but to lose weight you will have to eat less.

>>846954
It seems like the sort of thing which should've mocked by the simpsons and family guy.

I have a feeling there was a Fast Forward or Full Frontal parody of Chariots of Fire. Or maybe it was a TV commercial.

>>846955
I used to drink sugared coke before switching to pepsi max, for some reason the switch didn't help me lose any weight either.

>>846954
I've never seen it myself, as I mainly only watch movies about aliens eviscerating people, not sports dramas, but maybe a change will do me good.

>>846958
Some say those artificially sweetened drinks are just as bad as the sugar ones. Some say they are worse.

>>846959
It is good to have you broaden your horizons. Have you seen Police Academy? The NEETs are going to enjoy that one.

one of the real guys (a christian) ended up murdered by the japs during the sino-jap war where he was a missionary
in typical style they got an aids ridden faggot to portray him in the film

Milk, no sugar.

>>846960
Ridiculous.

I think people who put lots of sugar in their tea (2 or more spoons) probably don't actually like tea and just like sugar.

>>846952
literally no one cares

Very worried about Monk. Dreading today's likely shenanigans.

>>846968
It's not your problem, NEET.
He'll fuck up like he always does.

>>846968
All we can do is trust the Redemption arc.

>>846970
I have trusted all the redemption arcs, and will trust all the future ones too.

wagon longhouse humiliation ritual paratrooper videos rhodesia multibet

>>846971
You're a good NEET.

>>846973
I encourage him to go for more standards too, just to make his ultimate redemption arc even more inspirational.

>>846969
Monk isn't the hero protagonist here on ausneets, he's the comic relief.

Time to go poopy

What is the kayak status Weber?

When you wash the anal region you remove the protective bacteria in it which leads to shaffing, infections and bad bacteria, therefore the smell of disease. The anus is better served with yoga bowel movements that lead to the excretion of self cleaning anal mucus. You just have to wipe it with an organic cloth (or tp of that's all you have).

>>846978
Wash your anus.

>>846972
lol

How to accumulate vast amounts of wealth?

>>846981
Pokies

ok neets, I'm caving in, garn acquire a white monster, can I grab you anything?

Why does monk never ask if we want anything when he goes to gook lady's? He would make a poor room mate.

>>846983
Get me that kit-kat block please. I've been asking for months.

>>846981
Sell your Bussy.

Getting on the heavy shit. Chamomile is the gateway brew.

>>846983
>>846984
He left before anyone could answer.

>>846987
End stage tea.

Morn
Taxed and regretful.
No more hangovers

>>846990
Good afternoon King 👑

>>846990
New day, new you?

Too much coffee, got the shits

>>846987
Drink that with pinky out please.

>>846990
Morning King.

>>846994
I slurped it like a barbarian in a coffee mug.
The tea bags were losing leaves.

>>846998
I will get you some proper china for christmas.

>>846999
Much better vocaroo.

>>847002
are they still full of dick posters?

Kony has been found in DRC.

Not sure about that tea. Tummy is gurgling again.

>>846967
see
>>846967

Took the old chook out for lunch.
She ordered the flathead and salad and they gave her three huge pieces. She wrapped up one piece in our serviettes and I had to take it home for Sweetie, forgoing the ice cream stop I had planned.

Tax is slowly fading.
Chariot wheels are turning.

>>847007
>3 fillets
Very nice. Was it grilled or battered? I had a grilled one recently and think it tasted a lot better than battered.
Hope Schweity likes it.

>>847010
They were battered. There wasn't a choice of preparation.
Sweetie's portion will be de-battered.

I will do a poo shortly.

>>847011
What did you have for lunch?

>>847009
How man standards were had?

>>847013
Beef schnitzel with pepper gravy

>>847016
Quality selection. Chips and salad?

>>847004
Damn him and his ice cream van

>>847017
I asked for just chips

>>847015
22

>>847019
They should give you a bigger serve of them if you omit the salad.

eating a box of mcvities jaffa cakes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xliJEuVqP4U [Embed]
going to see if the supercheap girls will wash my BWC

jaffa cakes are done

I can hear a smoke alarm going off, hope it's the chink's place again, this is gonna be epic if it is.

kek
we can only hope

Garn a long walk

>>847029
off a short pier?

>>847030
Based.

>>847023
I had a snack pack of pop corners.
They're like popcorn triangles, but taste like salty cornflakes.

>>847025
If you ask nicely I'm sure they will.

>>847032
Started the day with (2) Dexies. Half a pureau waters bottle of vodka down the hatch. 80mg of cancer patient special oxy down the hatch. Got a party to go to later. Going to own this mother fucking weekend like a true boss man.

>>847036
Oh nurse look at this patient that presented himself as an outpatient… looks like he has a terminal lack of BASED

We suggest instant suicide.

>>847029
have a good waddle

>>847035
bring us back some pics of some qts please

Movie when?

>>847040
3 hours

>https://www.encyclopedia.com/arts/educational-magazines/kuran-peter
Based director, only seen 2 of his nuke films but theyre great

Going dinosaur hunting with Possum tomorrow.

>>847041
How are the submarines coming along bruce? Has anyone been melted yet?

saw a tiny fruit fly creep into my salad ffs, now I'm gonna have to throw it out

>>847045
The chad fruit fly is eating well tonight.

>>847045
I used to eat weevils as a kid, they dont taste like much

Does anyone know why b52 pilots wore eyepatches? I cant find any info on it

>>847048
probably just hollywood shite

>>847051
i see, thanks

>>847052
you asked about B52s, he responded with Vulcans

>>847053
The pic of the b52 pilots is from chrome dome, theyre nuke bombers

>>847054
Did they sing rock lobster or love shack?

PRESS THE BUTTON!

Lost half the day to youtoobs shorts.
No idea what I watched.
Off to wage.

>>847055
>rock lobster
iraq lobster

>>846949
requesting nuclear wombos, threads, k19 etc..

>>847057
Have a good wage.

>>847057
YouTube wagon hard

>>847057
Have a good day.

BEEP BEEP
BAILOUT ORDER
PSSSSSSSSS
GO GO GO

Quick neets!
What do I do with a chicken beast

>>847064
dont fuck raw meat anon, you will get a dick infection

>>847064
Kill it before it kills you or if it's really big run away quickly.

>>847035
Its not nice to flex on NEETs who cant take most of a packet of endone without falling into a coma.

>>847065
all STDs need an origin story

I haven't called my grandmother since November of last year. I hope she hasn't died.

>>847070
Give her a call.

>>847071
this, you want to make sure you don't get written out of the will

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uPe27x0_W2M [Embed]

Tonight's womboflix movie will be Chariots Of Fire (1981). I've never seen it, but it does have a Vangelis soundtrack, won 4 academy awards, and the trailer is the textbook definition of kino. In 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

I have never been left anything in a will. When my grandparents died everything went to their children. Nothing for grandchildren.

>>847035
> a party to go to later.

Is there a new Guzman store opening in town?

They call me Big Guz.

>>847075
Maybe your sick gran will leave you some oxy's

>>847078
Pills are for degenerates.

>>847075
When I die neet you can have my favourite cum sock.

>>847080
We will use it to clone you one day.

Ready.

Wage off.

>>847070
Same. Although I can't remember the last time I spoke with her. I don't think she has a phone anymore. She has dementia and gets upset at herself when she can't remember things.

WOMBO TIME

>>847085
Well waged.

>>847085
Welcome back.

>>847075
I was but my mum hocked it all into Cashies. #justbadhomethings

I am also ready

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>847092
Woe.

>>847093
You look prepared.

>>847096
I hope his gape is well lubed.

Party in the complex next door. Playing house music instead of hippie crap. Just rocked up. Girls Everywhere. Got plenty of spare oxy and dexies for the slags. Woohooo.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>847098
Don't rape anybody.

>>847098
Fuck yeah! The silver fox is on the hunt.

>>847100
fish in the barrell

Down at a pub 'avin a beer.

>>847101
What's your technique for approaching women?

>>847103
Always from behind

>>847098
Legitimately Based.

>>847105
kek

Struggling to keep down the pound of tart. Deprived as I have been of butter, cream, sugar and rich foods I can ill stomach them

>>847098
Based.

>>847109
You can do it neet, we believe in you.

might go to bed

he's still malingering

>>847109
what flavour tart?

>>847112
Might say goodnight.

>>847116
At least One.

>>847116
take her next door to the inflatable matress in the dunny?

My VPN has a counter for when the plan expires and I swear it is counting down twice as fast as it should. That or I have lost track of time really badly. Woe.

Still haven't called grannybot.

>>847118
When she has had enough pills she will think it is the Presidential suite.

>>847120
get on with it

>>847114
I've not had a tard in so long I couldn't say

>>847119
Many such cases.

>>847102
Good pint?

I want one of those fancy woolies bakery tarts now, it's not fair, if the other neets can have them so can I.

>>847126
You’ll remain skinny and sexyful while the others will get fatter and uglier.

Having a responsible, medicinal quantity of goon

Just ONE won't hurt right neets? I can get on the diet wagon tomorrow.

>>847131
I'm sure that's just a silly suggestion, put there for legal reasons. Besides that other neet ate a pound of tart, so it's only fair.

>>847131
They put that on there so they can pretend they don't know that executives eat them all in one sitting.
"We're not making people fat, the serving size written there was three chips."

Cruisey sprayed fecal matter all over my tart

>>847134
The tea was to blame.

>>847135
kek

Night.

>>847138
Good night Pidge. xx

>>847138
night fella

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OiUjb2HRxEY [Embed]
Should I get a tab account?

>>847098
Post pictures of them spewing later please.

>>847105
Lol

>>847141
No.

>>847102
An a feed?

Had a quarter of a potato. Most substantial thing I've eaten for days. It feels like it'll sit.

>>847146
Good luck. Don't overdo it.

>>847141
no

>>847146
Time to have some tart

>>847146
Fingers crossed.

>>847136
That one guy looking directly at the camera

>>847149
I was really tempted to get some KFC or HJ's on the way home before, the smell of them was pretty appealing.

>>847144
>>847148
but what if... yes?

>>847152
All that grease will run through you.

>>847152
Those seed oils would have gone straight through you.

>>847153
No.

>>847125
>>847145
Truth is I was sitting in my car knocking back a tinnie outside of a pub, doing some people watching.

>>847154
That does look good. Two whoppers for $11.95 off the voucher was what I was thinking.
>>847155
>>847156
One of the basic building blocks of the NEET dietary requirements. Under pound tart.

>>847146
Will you ever touch an onion gravy again?

>>847158
I don't think I've ever drunk in a car, not one that I've driven. Were they entertaining?
Sunday night would be pretty slow.

Anyone know any good gregorian chants?

>>847160
I still don't know what it was. I'm not going to eat more than one onion in a go for a while.
I was thinking that maybe that caused excess stomach acid and it burnt through.
in the mucus from my bum, it was either really thick stringy anal snot or it was stomach/ intestine lining. It looked like thin skin

Remind me next sunday i need to attend church while shitfaced, my ketamine should have arrived by then

Kept the tard down, had a tea. Then tandoori chicken with fennel leaves, now eating chicken soup.

This week instead of getting a $5; takeaway cobbee everyday I'll save it for a pub meal on the weekend.

I like romanian composers, I have a few favourite from there

>>847164
You will not go there on drugs.

>>846934
South Australia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ukzkkAm2OkU [Embed]

>>847161
Yeah it was quiet, people just there to eat mostly. None of the drunken rowdiness that occurrs on Friday/Saturdays.

GregO's on the $15 lunch special board.

reckon nuro's picked up?

>>846931
Celestial Seasonings; Bengal Spice
No milk or sugar, but sometimes Honey

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7tyyV1jQyqY [Embed]
How else am I to see god?
>>847168

I need something more, something greater

>>847171
Been drunk a few times in that club when I was young.

>>847171
He's wearing an interesting hat.

>>847170
You should stop doing that to yourself. Did you take drinks with you or on your way back from the grog shop?

>>847174
We should put Bartok the Magnificent on the moofie list.

>>847177
Good video post.

>>847176
Beers seem cheap. Nice view.
>>847178
Yeah, he's a peculiar fella.
Wonder who he was with. Might've been a sheila, not sure why he'd get something off the regular menu when you can get a special and a beer for $15. He was also acting coy and not wanting to be too noticeable.
There was a lack of GregOisms.
The beer alone would have been $8 anywhere else.

I'm sure he posts here. There's too many times where it's seemed too obvious.
Maybe one of his weirdo mates is a NEET here.

>>847183
No.

I was watching his rave music videos yesterday.
Haven't seen this one yet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZzhocVa4Yxs [Embed]

If you are reading this, your song about the girl in your imagination is okay but the bass could be playing half notes, it's a bit heavy for an acoustic sounding song. Needs more space.

Imagine if one of these rave goers is the based one.
I see NEETs everywhere.

>>847184
That's what she said.

>>847165
Good feeds

>>847184
Say based in your next video please.
Or do an onion gravy recipe. Ooooh yeeeeah!

>>847187
I knew it.

>>847186
Got it on full blast.
TOOK MY BREATH AWAY

is it just me or does that music sound exactly the same as it did in the 90s?

>>847193
Hes bringing it back baby 9.8 out of 10

Can imagine this playing in the toilet block. Oxy slags passed out on the mattress for later.
Ooooh I feel your love.

>>847195
nuro is going to reclaim his title of ausneets chad

>>847196
I never questioned it for a minute

Went on a remember 8chan thread.
Fuck it was good.
Wish this place, or any altchan filled those shoes.

>>846931
Time to have a cuppa tea!

>>847198
Check out this I found:
https://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//ausneets/

Chat Bots fell asleep

>>847198
>>847200
Those were good times.

>>847136
?

>>847203
That's Nuro's rave when the lights came up.

>>847199
That is a good tea-themed Pepe.

>>847200
Monaro put a lot of work into that for us. He is a good NEET.

I am onto Fallout Episode 6.

>>847207
There is a better Fallout series out there: Miracle Workers Season 4 - End Times.
Seriously.

I am 26% through the Children of Dune novel. I have quite liked these sequels, I think I will end up finishing the whole series. Or at least the ones Frank Herbert wrote. After he died his son apparently wrote more but they are not well regarded.

>>847209
It's a nose dive after the God Emperor.

>>847182
>acting coy

Could be he was with the missus, could've been the fact it was an RSL and filmed a few days after ANZAC Day (he did appear to give a 'salute' at the end).

>>847200
Fuck yeah. That guy was weird as shit. Thank god for internet aficionado autists. He kept it up for years, made sure everyone was aware of it and kept us all updated.
Man, oh man. What a whacky time.

>>847206
Was that him?
Lol, he made me captain even though I was a consistent cunt.

>>847214
You have always treated him less well than he deserves.

>>847207
I fell asleep again and can't be bothered. I should have liked it but just didn't.

Good thing my bank doesn't drop the cennobux at midnight or I'd be tempted to go on a drunken Macca's run.

>>847211
I think it'd be a new missus. I don't think he's with the one he was with a year ago.

>>847215
Yeah, I don't know why. I think it started as a joke that kept seeming too easy to continue, even though it wasn't funny. I don't know. I've apologised to him a few times, then kept being an arsehole.

>>847218
Have you seen any videos when he was with the Asian bird?
She looked ten years older than him and was homely af. He is a bit of a simp.

>>847220
I think he might've lived in Asia at some point. I think I remember him speaking Thai or something in one of the videos.

>>847221
He was going to Singapore a lot when he was with this Asian grandma.
He used to live in Spain with a Spanish missus many years ago.

>>847222
He loves a smashed mature clam pad thai.

>>847223
You deserve it.

This website literally can't load images

>>847227
Works for me(tm)
Try using:
endchan.org
magrathea.endchan.net

December 1, 2018: /unna/ wins the first ever /test/ Cup, defeating /genesis/ 4-1. The win is thoroughly meaningless, but they celebrate nonetheless.

>they
I don't think there was anyone else on the board.

I am off to bed. Good night.

>>847233
Sleep tight

>>847233
Me7

Back on the quantum physics videos.
In 2023 they proved that light can go faster than the speed of light, but it will always reach its destination at the expected time.
Weird shit.

>>847233
>>847235
Night fellas.

>>847236
Can it go slower?

>>847238
Yeah, it usually is because absolute vacuums don't exist.
In water it's about 2/3 of the speed.

They also made it stop moving by passing it through certain chemicals.
Caesium makes the light sort of come out of the chemical before it enters, but not really.

So light can travel at 0 m/s

The bit at 28min is weird.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QqY8fY0TqaQ [Embed]

I had more than my medicinal dose

>>847243
I'm on day 4 of sobriety. Longest I've gone in at least 2 years.

>>847244
Keep it up, fella.

>>847245
I will today. Noticing it's hard to wind down though. I've had less angry bursts/violent fantasies though which is good.
Also had less nicotine mints, I need to stop eating them. Been on them for around 8 years.

>>847244
Cruise?

I might cancel tomorrows shift lad :/

Chest pain. Can’t get comfortable.

>>847247
Yep. It's why I'm still up at almost 3am.

>>847248
No you won't.

>>847249
Do you want me to sit on it?

Brewing a chamomile. I haven't tried them yet. I think it's in Earl Grey, and I'm not a fan of that. Smells nice.

Wonder if Nuro is plapping some doped up slapper

>>847254
He's snorting lines of crushed oxy in a warehouse thinking hes 'based' because he drank some bottom shelf champers and offered some random girls valium

>>847255
It doesn't sound that bad. He went to a party.

This chamomile is a meme.

Used the phrase 'optics' in my sickie message to my anonymous manager on the labor hire app

>>847258
Was it to do with your eyesight?

They'll know you're a weirdo internet dude if you use weirdo internet lingo.

>>847259
No I was larping as a 'former team-leader in a past role' (half-truth) last week to cover my sickie tracks and cozy up to management as much as I can. Advantageous given me being the oldest on the team.
Worth the risk I think, probably 50%

>>847261
I'm not sure what that means.
Did you text them just now?

>>847263
Yes you do
Yes

>>847262
Pootastrophe.

My shift cancellation has been accepted by some afterhours wagie who monitors this gay HR shit

>>847264
Mate. They'll see what time you sent it. I can't see this paying off.

>>847266
He is on call and will need to log the time and interaction to prove why he should get paid. There's likely a minimum cost too. So he's happy, he just got something but someone above him will likely look at why he is logging 4am interactions.
Monday morning meeting is in 3hrs.

>>847265
crapocalypse

When I used to do it, initially they were just paying a lump sum for having to do it per day but the awards changed and now every time an employee does something they now have minimum engagement time. It meant everything I did took longer to do because every call and text would need to be noted, otherwise I wouldn't get paid. When I first did it I got $20 per day, and $40 for weekends and it didn't matter how much I did. Sometimes that was okay but other times it would be non stop. I once had 13hrs of interactions on a Saturday night, that was before the award for out of regular hours changed so that sucked.

>>847269
Arseageddon

Sorry, not trying to do a 'if I can do it, you can' schtick but you need to get better excuses, and better timed.

>>847267
wot do you mean? It's better to send the sickie message later. Act up like you're proper sick and not just gooning for no reason.
As if I'm just some weird cunt who stays up till 4am drinking box wine, thats weird regardless

>>847268
I hope wagie gets a decent earn. I used to get $50/h for any interaction with the AH phone

>>847272
Have faith. You lot are really autistic

I just wanna leave this life behind and become a bartender in Cooktown

>>847273
We used to share workers excuses over coffee most mornings. Usually my boss would expect me to tell him as soon as I got there. They all know the excuses are bullshit because if you wanted to be there you would, even if you were under the weather.
>$50
Wages don't cause inflation but it drives it. Nothing anyone does in a liaison role is worth that.
A late sicky message means a rush to find a replacement. I'd just scrap you, but workers seem to pull the ropes I guess.

morning bros, woke up too early, need another hour's sleep, but don't think it's gonna happen

>>847276
Morn. I'm thinking about feed.

lol so monk's latest redemption arc lasted < 24 hours

>>847262
Arse wiping will be taught at the commune.

>>847276
>>847277
Good morning NEETs.

>>847277
lemon tart time?

Bad dreams, woe

think I'm gonna need another white monster today neets, there's just no choice

The womboflix movie selection committee is now in order. Vote for a movie on the list, or nominate a new one to be added.

Two notes:
* I'm hoping that Godzilla Minus One (2023) will be out on bittorrent in the next few weeks, womboflix will stream it the same day it is released.
* The list is getting rather long, I might start removing a movie from the top of the list every week from next week on.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
Total Recall(1990)
The Gangs of New York
American Psycho
The Untouchables
Apocalypto
Once Upon A Time In Holywood
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop
Ex Machina
Back to the future (1985)
Spiderman across the spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall
Saltburn
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Upgrade(2018)
Freddy Got Fingered(2001)
Alpha(2018)
Spaceman
Eyes Wide Shut
Star wars/Empire strikes back/Return of the jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Office Space
The Imitation Game
Steve Jobs
Predator 1/Predator 2
Dr Strangelove
Barry Lyndon
Conspiracy Theory
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until the end of the world (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch
Renfield
Police Academy

Good morning NEETs.

>>847284
I will hold back from voting for now.
I don't want to be responsible for picking something that flops with the NEETs.

I think there is a chance that Monk will never be redeemed.

>>847287
chance?

>>847287
he's a weak-willed pigdog

Got JUSTED by the barber. I told him to do what he thinks is best and that was a mistake. He gave me a buzz cut which combined with my norwooding makes me look like a hoholian conscript. I also have big sticky out ears so this is an awful haircut that makes me look like someone left their car doors open.

>>847290
I'm sure it doesn't look that bad

>>847291
That is what my friend said. She asked me to text her some photos and hasn't responded. I take it that is a very bad sign.

The white monster was mistake. You neets should've stopped me. I keep asking you to stop me. Why didn't you stop me?

>>847293
Ausneets are the only friends you will ever need neet.

>>847290
You will get used to it NEET. It is not that bad. Just a bit of a shock at first.

>>847297
alright, where's the hidden surveillance camera in my room?

>>847298
There is one in the smoke alarm and two others I will not tell you about.

Taking a shit. Very difficult to get it out.

She said it looks "fresh". It's so over.

>>847301
Fresh is good. Better than stale.

fresh prince of no hair

>>847303
Well bantered.

>>847294
>Why didn't you stop me?
We tried our best, but you are just too strong willed.

>>847305
He has that Faustian spirit.

Why piss when you can poo?

Feel sick looking at my hair.

>>847308
Wear a beanie.

>>847309
I use my beanie as a cum rag at night and wear it during the day in the hot sun.
It's not very stretchy and it gives my scalp a rash but you never walk alone with the amount of flies it attracts, nothing beats a cum beanie.

Since downloading and watching Dune Part Two I have not rewatched even a single scene. No desire. Proof that it was a stinker.

>>847310
NK you boong.

>>847308
it will grow back.

I'm getting no attention from girls now. It's beyond over.

Cenno call is tomorrow.
STRESSED

>>847314
Welcome to the club NEET. Find some hobbies.

JSP appointment TODAY

>>847315
>>847317
It will go fine.

wish I could listen to astral weeks on vinyl
With cruisey and webby

>>847317
Stop by dan's for some liquid confidence and cognition boosters

>>847314
There are other ways

woe'd, trying to figure out why I slept badly last night

>>847322
Were you on the standards?

>>847323
nope

>>847324
Do you have depression, anxiety?

>>847325
of course

I don't feel good this morning. Sluggish.

>>847327
Have a redbull

>>847311
Watch David Lynch’s based version it’s based.

>>847293
We want you to fail so when we fail we don’t feel bad. We’re a bucket of crabs

>>847329
I watched it it is a bit cringe and over the top.

>>847331
Lynch was handed one of the greatest scifi stories ever written and he fucked it up. At least Villeneuve managed to make something that was enjoyable to watch once, Lynch's version is something you want to watch 0 times.

>>847327
Go back to bed neet, caffeine can't cure lack of sleep.

Why are there no new hitman or deus ex games coming out for boomers like me? What the fuck do zoomers play these days anyway?

>>847335
No new splinter cell games for the past 10 years either. Truly this is the worst timeline.

>>847335
deus ex was trash stellar blade is superior

I think a new Hitman game will hit within 5 years though

also Blood Money and Absolution are on sale on PSN if you want to replay them

>>847337
>deus ex was trash stellar blade is superior
shut your fucken face

>>847338
look in your heart, and at Eve's fat asshole, for what you know to be true

>>847284
You should randomly pick and remove ten each week. The list has become a TL;dr.

>>847285
It's shit

>>847341
Has something happened NEET?

2.5hr wage calls

>>847284
Wouldn't mind watching gangs of New York. That's a good one.

>>847290
>hoholian conscript
That's the sense of purpose you're looking for.

>>847303
Wew