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NEET General #837 - Davo's New Hat Edition NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No. 850985
Davo has a new hat and he looks absolutely debonair in it.

OLD: >>849963


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.850986 del
SA BEST A


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.850988 del
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GET IN HERE NEETS, WE'RE POSTING ON THIS ONE


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.850989 del
Absolutely furious about this android programming shit. JUSTed beyond human endurance. Had enough.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.850990 del
>>850989
What isn't working?


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.850992 del
>>850991
Take a break and come back to it tomorrow.


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.850995 del
Good day for intersectional politics in the Cumberland city council lol lmao


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.850996 del
having a rum
forgot about them after thank wanky watermelon drink


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.850997 del
Might have an apple, a multivitamin pill, and an aspirin


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.850998 del
Had a wank and a fart, need a shower.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.850999 del
>>850998
At least you got the order right.
Nothing worse than a big fart or shit after you've showered.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.851000 del
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This Saturday on womboflix we will be playing the sci-fi action film Total Recall (1990). We will also be playing the audio of the Philip K Dick short story it was based on before the movie.

Sunday will be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) - a neo-noir black comedy crime film written and directed by Shane Black, and starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.851001 del
>>851000
Should be good.


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>>851000
Post different movies every day makes us guessing what it will be, and perhaps more people show up to see what it is.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.851005 del
>>851003
Fake Big Fella post.


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Done did lit that nigger bitch


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.851007 del
>tfw never lit a fire


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She has such nice hips.
What a shame about the bolt ons.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.851009 del
might get some little containers of fruit salad, try it as an alternative to melted chocolate as a cure for sugar cravings


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.851010 del
>>851007
you're already hot enough neet


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.851011 del
>>851006
Burn baby burn.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.851012 del
>>850999
Need another one now.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.851013 del
>>851003
Big thunk


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.851014 del
GregO made a hamburger


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.851015 del
>>851014
Spelled it the naughty way too!


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.851017 del
>>851016
Two please.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.851018 del
>>851014
The honey mustard looks interesting.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.851019 del
>>851018
hunny mussy


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.851020 del
Two more sleeps and I can see Sweetie.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.851021 del
>>851016
One please.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.851022 del
I smoked some of the pot and now I feel funny. I might just give neighbor back the rest.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.851023 del
>>851022
put it in the garbage bin


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.851030 del
>>851020
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.851032 del
>>>851016
And I would've just put the dogs in teh Mike for a couple minutes.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.851033 del
>7GB

FFS whatever happened to game demos?


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.851035 del
>>851031
I miss Joslin's comments on that site.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.851036 del
>>851022
probably laced with pcp


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.851037 del
>>851036
>pcp
*boong semen


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.851039 del
Bad home turf war broke out this week. Woe


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.851040 del
>>851039
Details please.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.851041 del
>>851016
Neet you don't barbecue a Frankfurt. It's spam in a skin not a sausage.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.851042 del
>>851040
Some things happened. Police, fire, ambulance. 6 on the bad home chimp out scale.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.851043 del
>>851042
whites? boongs? lebs? somalis? irish?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.851044 del
>>851042
kek, sounds like they got everybody thats needed.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.851045 del
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>Need to exercise to improve my health and energy levels
>Don't have the energy to exercise
t. doom-loop neet


NEET Admin 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.851046 del
>>851045
Start small, and raise the bar gradually.
The problem is not being persistent.
It's easier to not do it, than starting it. But frankly starting it isn't that hard really, just stand up and do it.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.851047 del
>>851043
Bad home residents have no identifiable race.
>>851044
Well 7 is a no knock, that was the other month.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.851048 del
>>851046
Good advice


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.851049 del
Haven't been keeping track of the gen, do we still have pariston or has he gone? Also what's the last we've heard of monk and that neet with lung trouble the other night and fifo?


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>>851049
They all died neet, there's only us now.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.851051 del
>>851050
That's fine, just between you and me, I never much cared for those neets anyway.


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.851053 del
>>851051
Possum is still here, Cruisey moved to England to learn all about growing mushrooms.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.851054 del
>>851052
The council still uses what's left of their bodies on Thursday nights, it's a bit disturbing but it's what they do.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.851055 del
test


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.851056 del
icles


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.851057 del
numb


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.851058 del
nuts


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.851059 del
>>851038
I miss this cumguzzlers videos. Is he on moe?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.851060 del
Went to a new tugger but carpark was full.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.851061 del
>>851060
Busy tuggers.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.851062 del
>>851061
Next to a restaurant. I probably could have parked around back but there was only one car and a truck.
Some of them have hidden VIP parking.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.851063 del
>>851060
Many such cases.
Hopefully you find a good one soon.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.851064 del
>>851062
You are a VIP, park there.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.851065 del
>>851062
The restaurant should do a dinner and wank deal, like some of the cinema-adjacent restaurants do movies


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.851066 del
>>851064
Looked shady. I should be greeted with red carpet and warm oils. It's beneath me to use the helps entrance.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.851067 del
>>851060
If the new establishment has the same old women is it really new?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.851068 del
Big wank meal


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.851069 del
>>851065
Pretty sure some are next to restaurants because they keep each other afloat. It was a Viet restaurant.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.851070 del
>>851065
> dinner and wank deal
I hope not at the same time, could get a bit awkward


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.851071 del
>>851070
Some people are in a hurry, don't have all day


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.851072 del
>>851070
Chow mein thick sauce. No cornstarch required.


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>>851067
Polished turds


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.851075 del
There's a poojeeta in the car next to me. In the fantasies, they're always horny for white dudes.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.851076 del
Garlic bread is the most fun you can have without taking your cloves off


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.851078 del
>>851075
She has a dirty arse and the car smells like stale curry and hot farts


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.851079 del
>>851076
I wish I were a possum


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.851080 del
I should really clean my car sometime, it's terrible inside.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.851081 del
might get some chinese food after next payday


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.851082 del
>>851079
I'd rub your nose neet.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.851083 del
>>851081
6 springies thanks.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.851084 del
>>851076
Big brain banter.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.851085 del
>>851079
look at his cute widdle paws, he'd make a great tugger


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.851086 del
>>851078
She's now lent the car seat back and I think has gone to sleep. Another car with a middle aged woman parked between us.
Probably thinks I won't rape my way through two of them.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.851087 del
>>851081
Do any other executives browse ubereats, not looking for food to actually order, but just to fantasize about having?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.851088 del
>>851081
Get the wank special.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.851089 del
April, I drove 1115km. That's the bits where the gps was on.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.851090 del
>>851087
I look at the vouchers and get off on the potential savings.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.851091 del
>>851087
I wish there was a way to disable the food bit of the app and just leave the taxi bit.


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.851093 del
>>851087
Only look at the kfc menu, maybe I'll get some one day.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.851094 del
>>851090
Between episodes of the mystical jew on youtube?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.851095 del
>>851089
I don't even do that for the entire year.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.851096 del
>>851094
I imagine cruisey likes to get tugged while videos of justin sledge talking about magic are playing on giant screen tvs in the background


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.851097 del
>>851094
I've progressed to just Sam Aronow and Henry Abramson. Still an occasional Rabbi Freidman or Alon.
Dr Sledge is meshuggah.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.851098 del
>>851095
Cars actually need to be driven a bit, mate.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.851099 del
Going to start using Muc-sheilch as a soft insult.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.851100 del
Night.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.851101 del
i eat cocks


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.851102 del
Not very well.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.851103 del
might forget about doing any exercise today, I'll turn my life around tomorrow for real this time


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.851104 del
>>851103
That’s what they all say


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.851105 del
I have to put my bins out tomorrow.
Need to fill them up first.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.851106 del
>>851100
Goodnight.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.851107 del
>>851105
Mines already out, they come early my way and I'm not geting out of bed at 6 to take the bins out.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.851108 del
Finally did my cardio, feeling much better for it


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.851110 del
>>851087
I like seeing the latest goyslop deals on frugal feeds.com


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.851111 del
>>851081
It's all so expensive.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.851112 del
>still thinking about the corded ware culture


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.851113 del
Need money. Why isn't there day labour places like America?


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Stop and Smell the Roses


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.851115 del
Failed YouTube wagon


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.851116 del
Kebab man gave me a bag of random meat, made afhgan curry, it's vile.


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Good idea!


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.851118 del
>>851113
Are you some flavour of Indian? What makes you think you'd get hired for a day labour job if we had them here?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.851119 del
I think exercise is a psy op against enlightened executives


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.851120 del
Wage off


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.851121 del
Wish I wasn’t on the standards


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.851122 del
Tfw seven years on the gen


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.851123 del
>>851121
Standards don't do the job. If I don't have a choof I drink half a bottle a day.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.851124 del
>>851122
In good company.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.851125 del
>>851123
I’m at 93k for the year so far cruisey since going private with my own abn four days a week
Thankyou for planting the herding seed in my head


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.851126 del
>>851125
Milking that government cow.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.851127 del
>>851126
DSPtards and dole moles should do it too


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.851128 del
>>851127
They're already doing it.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.851129 del
>>851128
14-16k a year is peanuts , they need to get on the real rort


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.851131 del
Off my face at st kilda Maccas


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.851132 del
100 in, 0 out. Webby didn’t work for me. Robbed


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.851133 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.851134 del
When I'm sitting on the train people whisper to eachother about how bad I smell and move away but I don't care.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.851135 del
>>851131
>>851132
monk you smoothbrain boong


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.851136 del
>>851134
Well done neet. Using your scent to dominate others is an ancient strategy to establish hierarchy, done by animals for hundreds of millions of years.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.851137 del
>>851136
I refuse to brush my teeth too and I lightly spit at people when I talk to them.
Then I pick my nose and wipe it on the wall.


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>>851133
Good morning NEET.


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.851140 del
>>851003
The neets dont care about what moofie is on, they just want a break from the drudgery of the board


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.851141 del
harrumph


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.851142 del
>>851031
the milo is right about being a protected class but his mistake was flaunting it when he should just wait a couple years and it'll be read into law.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.851143 del
>>851140
Would you recommend a beach adventure?


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>>851045
Don't listen to those mean posters telling you that you're being a Sook and a Lametard, NEET. If you've got a headache you open up the medicine cupboard and get some asprin, so why not reach for some medicine for your current health woes. Feeling low and sorry is a very common ailment and I have just the tonic. Why not drop into one of my cellars and tell the sympathetic cellarman that you need a pick-me-up to get you through until the sunny days and he'll sort you right out with something within your budget. I'll even give you a generous one third discount on the paper bag charge, if you forget your own method of bottle conveyance.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.851146 del
>>851143
I have often thought about drowning the NEETs and feeding them to the sharks, if that counts as and adventure, then sure.


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>>851144
Yesterday that NEET was mocking me for being a Mr Men and then this happened


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>>851122
I haven't been posting here anymore for far longer than that.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.851149 del
>>851147
Mr Man's mum has adapted to the obsolescence of bank cheques.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.851150 del
>>851149
She hates her lawn guy with a passion and wont give him cash under any circumstances.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.851151 del
>>851145
Good advice.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.851152 del
>>851116
>random meat
missing schoolgirl


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.851153 del
>>851146
It does.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.851154 del
>>851145
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.851155 del
>>851147
She's a good 'bat. Those other NEETs are just rude.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.851156 del
>>851125
Good stuff, hope this is true.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.851157 del
>>851132
They're big Mr men shoes to fill.


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went for a waddle, tired now


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.851160 del
washed the corvette
drove it back to the storage place
ubered home
having a mondster and a couple of k-time twists


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.851161 del
>>851160
Good effort


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.851162 del
>>851160
that's all for today?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.851163 del
Thinking of doing the classic goon + ancient aliens episodes combo this morning.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.851164 del
>>851162
Now I have to do some wage stuff and wait for the lawn guy


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.851165 del
>>851163
I think that's a repeat.


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stinky neet buttocks


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.851168 del
Should have stayed off the coffee. Its no good.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.851169 del
feel like a beer


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.851170 del
feel like a bear


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.851171 del
Acquired some ufo videos


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.851172 del
Expecting 3 different parcels with 3 different couriers today.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.851173 del
I don't think the local iga sells liquor until 10am, may have to drive down to woolies.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.851174 del
>>851172
you little strumpet, are you never satisfied?


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.851175 del
>>851174
One is a replacement watch band for Motherbat.


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NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.851177 del
>>851176
No pussy is better than fat pussy.


NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.851178 del
might get some nachos to go along with the goon


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.851180 del
>>851179
someone explain the 21st century sexual hierarchy to me - do skinny wojaks like this fuck obese chicks, while obese guys get prostitutes and tug jobs?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.851181 del
Acquired some coopers, bottoms up neets


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.851183 del
>>851181
Cheers


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.851184 del
fuck I love gooning, monk is right, it's the rest of us who foolishly condemen him who don't understand the superiority of his paradigm


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.851185 del
>>851184
Possum No!


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.851186 del
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The hat arrived yesterday and today was my first time wearing it. I am heading home early today as I have things to do but the wearing of it went better than expected. I have a good head shape for it and it causes me to look even more English. My big ears look much more fitting in a flat cap as I just look like an Englishman instead of a man with big ears. It looks fitting with the rest of my outfit which is good too. I was worried I'd look like I was doing a peaky blinders cosplay but I think I pull it off and I don't feel silly wearing it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.851187 del
I'm gonna be awesome, just you wait, just you watch


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.851188 del
>>851186
Nice.
What time did you set out today? I was outside at 6am in a tshirt and didn't feel cold, so your jumper and scarf seems a little out of place.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.851189 del
>>851186
very distinguished neet, can you do a good yorkshire accent?


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.851191 del
A cap was the most versatile of head-gears, he thought, and he wondered why he had never thought of wearing one before? He could look like a country gentleman, a thug, an Englishman, a Frenchman, or a plain American eccentric, depending on how he wore it. Tom amused himself with it in his room in front of the mirror. He had always thought he had the world's dullest face, a thoroughly forgettable face with a look of docility that he could not understand, and a look also of vague fright that he had never been able to erase. A real conformist's face, he thought. The cap changed all that. It gave him a country air, Greenwich, Connecticut, country. Now he was a young man with a private income, not long out of Princeton, perhaps. He bought a pipe to go with the cap.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.851192 del
>>851186
please post a photo of you wearing it with your face blacked out, but we need to see your ears to tell if it works


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.851193 del
>>851192
>we need to see your ears to tell if it works
No you don't.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.851194 del
>>851190
my sugar glider nigger


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.851195 del
>>851193
ears or gtfo neet


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.851196 del
>>851186
It looks good neet.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.851197 del
>>851187
You only want a belly rub.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.851198 del
>>851188
7am. I didn't and don't feel hot. Plenty of people at uni were wearing beanies and the like.
>>851189
They're filthy northerners. I am on the more English end of a South Australian accent though. My mother has been mistaken for a ten pound pom plenty of times which is funny considering all my family were here before the Great War.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.851199 del
omg I feel awesome, everything is ok now and I don't care


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.851200 del
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>>851198
I've always been under the impression that the more north you were the better.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.851201 del
>>851192
Ears are a bit too risque and for Weber's only. You can have an elbow pic.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.851202 del
>>851200
The north of England is like our east coast


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Feeling so awesome I can't even stand up anymore.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.851204 del
>>851203
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgWefgUxH2Y [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.851205 del
Thinking of getting a cigarette, is there some way of just buying one?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.851206 del
>>851205
Some cigar shops might sell loose cigarettes, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.851207 del
They're probably more expensive like with bottleos.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.851208 del
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>>851205
Just do what the boongs do.


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>>851186
Why is it the EXACT SAME COLOUR as possum fur? And when was the last time we had a genuine possum post?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.851210 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3n-mOxKiGVc [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.851211 del
>>851210
A good drink driving song


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.851212 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YGnPbKbuqfU [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.851213 del
>>851188
>I was outside at 6am in a tshirt and didn't feel cold
big blubber coat?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.851214 del
>>851213
probably


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.851215 del
>>851209
It's how he hibernates for winter.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.851216 del
>>851188
Once again NEET has forgotten to put pants on.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.851217 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWCbJPBJbFY [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.851218 del
>>851175
You might think you're helping out Mrs Mum but you're actually hoarding by proxy.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.851219 del
>>851218
Amazon just emailed to say my box of 500 yellow envelopes is onboard for delivery


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.851220 del
>>851219
big letter writing circle?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.851221 del
>>851220
They're 2.5" x 3.5". Going to put my resistors in them and write the values on the front


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.851223 del
Watched James Fox's Moment Of Contact about a ufo crash in brazil in the 90s. It was crap.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.851224 del
>>851205
its illegal to sell loose cigarettes. the chink always do it when they take over anemic corner shops off the greeks.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.851226 del
>>851160
Oh-k-time?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.851227 del
>>851226
You are incorrigible.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.851228 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.851229 del
I had 3 tendies, pop corn chicken, chips, dinner roll and solo for first lunch


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.851230 del
>>851229
You are intractable.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.851234 del
>>851229
And for second lunch?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.851235 del
>>851232
is the kid likely to be a boong?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.851236 del
Three eggs, 200g of beef mince, an onion and some spinach all scrambled together with some butter, garlic, olive oil, chili flakes, salt and black pepper. Had over some toast with some sliced cheese on top.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.851237 del
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Second and third lunch


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.851238 del
Afterward while I waiting to order an imperial pint of Hard Solo, the attendant was furiously copying down details from a screen in the pokies controller room thingo. Must be upsetting the redeeming machine.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.851239 del
>>851221
instead of learning the color codes


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.851240 del
>>851239
They're hard to read on blue 0.5W 1%ers.
And who has time for that anyway when you're doing something with a half dozen or more resistors?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.851241 del
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>>851237
how much fun can you have sitting down?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.851242 del
On a scale of 1 to Mogged, where is our boy Cruisey at?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.851244 del
>>851237
Based and mogged.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.851245 del
Is Monk going to work today, or was that really him posting about being munted in St Kilda?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.851246 del
>>851237
How do I get a job like this.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.851247 del
>>851246
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GrhSLf0I-HM [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.851248 del
>>851246
Weber can teach you the system but it won't come cheap.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.851249 del
>>851243
LOL and I couldn't even get someone to mow my lawn.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.851250 del
God fucking damn it. Went to leave but can't find house keys. Been looking for an hour(60 minutes) now...


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.851251 del
>>851250
Just hot wire the car and leave the house unlocked.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.851252 del
>>851250
I dont like it when you leave, NEET.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.851253 del
>>851250
Are they in the car from last time?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.851254 del
>>851253
How would he have gotten into the house, dumb dumb


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.851255 del
>>851245
Haven't been all week. Ignoring their calls and my shifts have been cancelled. Ignoring the job service provider. Hiding from the world in my hovel and burning bridges to stay warm.
Had 4 bottles of wine last night. Can't remember much


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.851256 del
>>851255
You went down to st kilda, won massively on the pokies using webby's system, then asked us to hold onto your winnings until you'd sobered up and got on the wagon so you wouldn't waste them.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.851257 del
>>851255
I don't want to hear any more about wagons.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.851258 del
5 days to report 50 points.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.851259 del
>>851255
is this the garage? do you even have inside walls?


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>>851249
NDIS gardeners get paid more per hour than front line nurses.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.851261 del
>>851260
how much exactly?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.851262 del
Want to play stellaris, build all the megastructures


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.851263 del
>>851261
$70 an hour but they have to buy their own lawm mower and put petrol in it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.851264 del
>>851263
How do I get this job?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.851265 del
Need to make a phone call. Can't do it. I'm so fucking useless.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.851266 del
>>851258
5 days to report 15 points


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.851267 del
>>851258
You need to get on the dsp, claiming an extreme case of mongitis. We'll all vouch for what a retard you are.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.851268 del
>>851265
Don't feel too bad about it, NOOT. I put them off and have to basically write a script of what to say.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.851269 del
ok, new plan, go for a walk, buy some coke, drink it, then come back here and make the phone call


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.851270 del
>>851186
Blimey! Right bit o tart ye are.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.851271 del
>>851190
Posso on the goon


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.851272 del
>>851200
Scandi scum came in afterwards, pushed east by magyars and mongols, then became goths.
The people of that region like saxons migrated away from those blonde aliens and formed civilisation.
Those goth fucks brought down rome.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.851273 del
>>851237
Flipping heck


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.851275 del
Fucking Weber!!!!!


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.851276 del
>>851242
I havent been for a poke since before his Canberra trip.bigly mogged


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.851277 del
>>851191
"And no one cared who I was until I put on the cap..."


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.851278 del
>>851276
You were making posts about the system and losing money though?


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.851282 del
>>851204
YEAH NAH


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.851283 del
>>851260
No they dont. They just all bill fraudulently. They all bill 2-3hrs per hour of actual work they do.
Its capped at around $58ph


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.851284 del
>>851205
Approach a smoker irl and ask if you could buy one for 2-3 bucks.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.851285 del
I reckon Steven Miles could be a gooner. Always red in the face and seems bloated.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.851286 del
>>851272
Mightve been goths before that.
Gottland is a weird history of migrants.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.851287 del
>>851284
If it's Davo, he really should just get a nice pipe.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.851288 del
>>851278
When?
I think the last one was when I did $5 bts with 100, and lost it in less than 10 min.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.851289 del
>>851288
yeah that was after I got back


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.851290 del
>>851279
I dont get the meme


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.851291 del
>>851289
Oh. That was the last one anyway.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.851292 del
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Got my watch back after 3 years.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.851293 del
Signed up the cash cow. Lots of work to do though.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.851294 del
>>851237
YOU.MOTHER.FUCKER.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.851295 del
>>851292
Hmm. I cant remember this story.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.851296 del
>>851240
Working on any new projects?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.851297 del
>>851272
rome was brought down by its own dago degeneracy, alaric did nothing wrong


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.851298 del
Can hear a guy operating a lawn mower, I used to think those guys were losers, now I realise he's making more than a dollar a minute just to push a mower around, ffs


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.851299 del
>>851296
I have revised the design of that GM hotwiring board I made, so I will prototype that at some point.
I need Bill to come back and help me clear out the spare bedroom so I can put some flooring down and build some melamine benches for my bleepbloop gear and computers and shit.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.851300 del
>>851292
>VICTORIA POLICE
So we have two neets getting hassled by counter terrorism?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.851301 del
>>851295
>>851300
I was being funny. Sewell posted it the other day.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.851303 del
>>851245
You need a hobby


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.851304 del
>>851301
Guess they liked his watch.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.851305 del
>>851294
Here's how the system works, it's very simple: smoothbrain neets like cruisey and monk put money into the machines, webby then goes and takes that money out for himself.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.851306 del
>>851304
That's how they fuck with people.
Imagine you had a laptop with all of your work on it and they refused to give it back for 3 years.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.851307 del
>>851253
Yes they were wedged down the rear seats, where the backrest meets the bumrest.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.851308 del
>>851306
That's why big brained people keep backups.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.851309 del
>>851308
You're still forced to go and buy a replacement, in addition to paying for lawyers and all the other bullshit


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.851310 del
>>851301
Apparently they held his car as well?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.851311 del
>>851255
Living the dream.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.851312 del
>>851293
Many tugs are in your future.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.851313 del
>>851301
Fan boy


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.851315 del
>>851314
I have driven under that bridge


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.851316 del
>>851310
Big plastic bag.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.851317 del
>>851299
You need to get everything organised, especially your essentials


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.851320 del
Watching The Place Beyond the Pines (2012). Keegan said it was awful so naturally it is brilliant.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.851321 del
>>851320
Its a great moofie, surprised we haven't put it on the wombo machine


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.851324 del
>>851321
It's on the list, waiting for neet voters to give it the go-ahead


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.851325 del
>>851321
I really like the director's style with it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.851326 del
>>851315
I did today.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.851327 del
Some of my phone anxiety is probably just because I never call people, and that creates more anxiety about it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.851328 del
>>851320
Doesn't Ryan Gosling have sex with a negress in that or something? I'm not sure more conservative neets would approve.


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Apparently that funny looking boong kid is in the trailer for the new Mad Max film


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.851330 del
>>851329
Am I going faceblind or do tom hardy and chris hemsworth look alike?


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.851332 del
>>851322
They'll return him in another 7 months.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.851333 del
6 months*


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.851334 del
>>851332
Hope they remember to poke some holes in the plastic bag


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.851335 del
>>851309
I have a micro form factor PC with my desktop and files cached in dry pack deep in the bush. I periodically sync the drives with my encrypted NAS


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.851336 del
>>851329
May skip this one.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.851337 del
When is Adam Britton getting sentenced?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.851338 del
>>851328
Its a spic but they have a white kid, somehow. Plus he gets raised by a shine. Its ridiculous.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.851339 del
18hr average of youtubes per day.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.851340 del
>>851339
Are you a teenage girl?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.851341 del
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>>851299
Imagine having an outdoor hobby.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.851342 del
>>851341
I have a couple of those too.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.851343 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSt4myecN_c [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.851344 del
>>851340
He wishes


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.851345 del
>>851344
Life on easy mode would be good.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.851346 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.851347 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4FUBK4r2fzI [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.851348 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3GtQN2IA [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.851349 del
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>>851346
Never forget.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.851350 del
>>851340
I sleep with it on.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.851351 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sobvrbX-_tM [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.851352 del
Fly high executive 🕊️
>Tragic demise of Britain's 'heaviest man' as he dies aged 33: Heartbreak behind his 50st frame and moment he was airlifted out of bed by crane
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13384271/Britains-heaviest-man-50st-bullied-died.html


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.851353 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nordyneetrape [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.851354 del
>>851352
I think that has already been posted.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.851355 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.851356 del
Going to get on the diet wagon tomorrow neets, this time I mean it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.851357 del
>>851354
I recall bed video but not certain about the death announcement. I could be wrong.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.851358 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s3za-Ff9L1Y [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.851359 del
>>851335
There's lots of flies in the bush


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.851362 del
>>851361
The System helps him keep track of posts


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.851363 del
>>851362
Trust the system.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.851364 del
one more sleep until I can see Sweetie


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.851365 del


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.851366 del
>>851364
She misses you.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.851368 del
>>851367
Not a comfy post


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.851369 del
>>851368
The post is fine. The opinion presented in the article is retarded.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.851370 del
Joslin use to write good comments


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.851372 del
>>851342
We know the extent of your outdoor hobbies, Thats why we call you Weber.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.851373 del
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>>851367
Reddit doesn't know about fags adopting kids for the sole reason they can rape them later.
I guess I'll forward his article to some muslims and have a fatwa placed against him for insulting the karn


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.851374 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.851375 del
>>851373
The article will disappear or the koran section will be removed in the next 12 hours.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.851376 del
Craving some sausages in bread.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.851377 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.851378 del
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I'm up to level 27 now


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.851379 del
>>851378
Prove it.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.851380 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.851381 del
Sixty million


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.851382 del
>>851378
Can you play one handed? How many wanks?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.851383 del
>>851377
I remember when fags were panic buying whatever the news said was "in short supply" and vegan meat was the only thing left on the shelves.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.851384 del
>>851381
Good luck


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.851385 del
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>>851379
Here, level 27 is where you get the kick move. She could only punch before.
>>851382
I play every game one handed and I had a big wank to her ass after I got the kick function (her ass is perfectly detailed).


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.851386 del
>>851385
That is Double Dragon 7 you idiot


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.851387 del
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this is what I wank to


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.851388 del
>>851381
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.851389 del
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>>851386
It was the GBA version because it's been so long but my gameboy colour can play both GB and GBA games.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.851390 del
Can't afford groceries, nothing is cheap. Woe


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.851391 del
>>851387
You have to defeat the big blue boss fish so you can rape the smaller red fish.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.851392 del
>>851369
It's bait and just brings more polshit here


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.851393 del
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>>851367
even jew-marxist ironic satire or whatever this drivel seeks to be, is transparent and lame. Only A.J. can do outrage skits with any credibility.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.851394 del
Whole fucking day's been a disaster, with no real progress and just a bunch of goon and junk food consumed. Gonna try and make the most of what little is left.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.851395 del
>>851383
thats because its twice the price of dogshit tier meat sausages


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.851396 del
>>851394
I'm going to turn on the possum light, lock the gate, put my jamies on, open some wine, and watch tele.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.851397 del
>>851389
you need to get a life and grow up.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.851398 del
>>851394
Play vidya


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.851399 del
>>851396
its nice you put a light on so the possums can see where they are going.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.851401 del
>>851396
This is what life for everyone will be like after the possum zombie apocalypse.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.851402 del
>>851401
He will bring us the comfy life.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.851403 del
>>851393
>Judomarxist satire
Nobody bats an eyelid when you say British humour, but say Jewish humour and everyone loses their minds


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.851404 del
>>851401
Two weeks.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.851405 del
>>851403
>but say Jewish humour and everyone loses their minds
I disagree.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.851406 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.851407 del
Fat slam pig is buying me kfc. You neets want anything? Her shout


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.851408 del
>>851407
I'll have whatever you're ordering.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.851409 del
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>>851407
A group giant feast please. And one more for breakfast tomorrow. Tell her hi from me.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.851410 del
>>851407
Also a picture of your slam pig, or the neets won't believe this. Nobody gets slampigs around here except nuro.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.851411 del
>>851407
Choke her and slam her head on the counter for me please.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.851412 del
>>851409
With shrinkflation that could just end up being a one man meal


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.851413 del
>>851412
It's barely a snack even with the plumpest pieces.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.851414 del
>>851405
What did you have for breakfast today, Big Fella?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.851415 del
>>851407
Bucket of original thanks.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.851416 del
>>851384
Thank (You)

>>851385
Using an emulator?

>>851390
Steal them


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.851417 del
One of what I’m having. Two giant feasts. Not taking a picture you will fox me somehow. One murder. One bucket of original.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.851418 del
Should I take a picture of her before or after I murder her?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.851419 del
>>851405
Racial awareness is unwelcome in Australian society.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.851420 del
>>851419
Racial awareness is non-whites are unwelcome in Australian society.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.851423 del
>>851418
She'll crush you when you try to leave m8


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.851424 del
>>851422
Gross.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.851425 del
>>851422
So $30 for 45 grams of cereal and a cup of milk?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.851426 del
>>851423
Slampig femdom, /ausneets/ favourite flavour of porn.

not gonna post the image I was going to post, possum will vile me for it


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.851429 del
>6pm
>done nothing


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.851430 del
>>851429
Well done.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.851431 del
>>851407
Extra aoili dripping out her double tender stacker. No cheese.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.851433 del
>>851417
FoxxedNEET gets all the chooks and chicks


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.851434 del
>>851429
Very Zen.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.851436 del
>>851433
The silver fox does not get foxed, he is the one who foxes.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.851437 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.851438 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8U7LnU2x3YY [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.851439 del
>>851416
Nah I just force the GBA game into the slot with a hammer and it works.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.851440 del
>>851439
That is how I was conceived.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.851441 del
A mate of mine in highschool had this story as to how he was conceived by two of the male teachers. One who was really old had his balls shrivel up until his scrotum formed a cavity while the other, who was a massive exec, shoved in a belly roll came sweat.
The exec one used to always buy his lunch at the canteen (there was a line just for the staff) and he'd always buy massive amounts of food that he'd carry back to his office in a plastic bag. He used to have to stop and catch his breath mid-way even though it was only about 80 meters or so to walk each way. I don't know what he taught because he only dealt with students in the years above. The other one, the old one, was an English teacher. He was much more open minded than those type usually are.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.851442 del
>>851441
> he was conceived by two of the male teachers
What a time to be alive.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.851443 del
>>851441
Like he'd be open to your interpretation on stuff and wouldn't push it in an obviously political direction. I disagreed with him with some of the argumentative essays and I always like I was allowed to with him.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.851444 del
>>851442
His mother was an obese yank. He never mentioned his father except to say that he was out of the picture. I don't think he knew much about what happened there. His mother was really friendly in that way fat women often are. She would always put up a good feed.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.851445 del
>>851441
>shoved in a belly roll came sweat.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.851446 del
>>851445
I meant "shoved in a belly roll and came sweat."


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.851447 del
>>851443
I had two teachers in high school for English Literature (where debates and social discussion tended to take place, as opposed to STEM subjects) and both had my parents down to the school at different times because I was a contrary, extremist, racist, homophobic, loon, etc.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.851448 del
>>851446
I figured that was what you had meant, but decided to mock your post anyhow.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.851449 del
There was some more detail added about the sweat and insemination or something. The lore changed often but was always updated by our sex ed courses.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.851450 del
>>851449
>always updated by our sex ed courses
you had more than one?
other than sex-ed week in year 8 science, the only other mention was before the year 11 ball where we got told we'd be expelled for fucking


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.851451 del
>>851447
>I was a contrary, extremist, racist, homophobic, loon, etc.
I'm glad you have moved away from such thinking.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.851452 del
>>851441
Good story.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.851453 del
>>851414
Sammitches.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.851454 del
>>851451
even the school headmaster had to take them to task over their bullshit
both he and my parents were like "don't ask the question if you don't want the answer"
unfortunately my parents sided with teh school when it came to calling other class members faggots etc


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.851455 del
>>851453
I am going to say some kind of sliced pork with a paprika chutney or some sort.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.851456 del
>>851455
>or some sort
*of


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.851457 del
Pic related. The slam pig is real.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.851458 del
>>851450
My school was banned from the interschool carnival sports because we kept trying to rape the other kids instead of playing the game.
We didn't know any better that's just the way our school was.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.851459 del
>>851457
You know what to do.
Vroom vroom.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.851460 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OvW8Z7kiws [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.851461 del
>>851450
Yeah, we had them each year. They'd go a bit further each time.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.851462 del
>>851457
Wide woman


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.851463 del
>>851462
She looks like Weber from the back


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.851464 del
The best part about fat women is the hand/titjob. They seem to focus on it more because ultimately they know the view of their pussy isn't that great


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.851465 del
>>851455
>paprika


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.851466 del
>>851459
>>851462
does she qualify for an executive position?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.851467 del
Falling asleep. Garn coles.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.851468 del
>>851459
Total his car?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.851469 del
>>851465
what? I spelled it correctly


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.851470 del
>>851457
They all need some lovin.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.851471 del
>>851468
it would be totaled if he ran into that whale


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.851472 del
>>851455
>sliced pork
Yes.
>paprika chutney
No.
The closest we have to that is zakuszka and it is characteristic to Erdély, for it is also typical to Romanian and perhaps Serbian cuisine.

It was bread, butter, salami, cheese, and hot paprika slices.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.851473 del
>>851457
put the bucket of kfc on the ground, make her get down on her hands and knees and eat from it without using her hands


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.851474 del
>>851467
I don't think you're allowed to sleep at coles.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.851475 del
>>851472
Two slices please.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.851476 del
>>851473
Fug, I would do that.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.851477 del
>>851469
I forgot to attach the image of the Magyar pepe.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.851478 del
>>851476
Sounds just like another Thursday night in Adelaide.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.851479 del
>>851472
That sounds good.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.851480 del
>>851478
Don't have time to wash my bum before the meeting.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.851481 del
>>851457
Did you take her to KFC in her pyjamas?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.851482 del
>>851481
the perfect romantic slampig date, I hope this neet wore his best crocs to match his lady's ugg boots


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.851483 del
>>851482
Aren't they thongs?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.851484 del
>>851480
It will be a sloppy mess afterwards anyway.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.851485 del
>>851482
I wore ugg boots and an oodie


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.851486 del
Davo: Is FRM back yet? Does she like the hat?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.851487 del
>>851472
Is your goto cheese similar to cheddar?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.851488 del
>>851473
>>851476
At the neet compound all the executives will feed together like this to help promote team spirit.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.851489 del
I need to spend 3-4 weeks in Aceh province to get off the piss but I can't afford it


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.851490 del
>>851488
esprit de corpulent


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.851491 del
>>851489
you need to harden the fuck up, son


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.851492 del
>>851491
we should add a chopper reed flag


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.851493 del
Six weeks with Motherbat and Monk would be a different man.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.851494 del
>>851489
You need a good hospital to house you to start your recovery.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.851495 del
>>851491
wot you mean he should get a big erection?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.851496 del
listening to this. it goes pretty hard for how old it is
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MNyfcZgzUH8 [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.851497 del
>>851487
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappista_cheese
I dunno if a cheese exbert would call it similar. I couldn't mistake it with the cheddar I ate which was quite underwhelming.
The trappista they sell these days differs from what was sold in my childhood I blame EU, and Western companies buying up Hungarian producers and switching to their recipe and/or a new "more economic" one, just like with beer, canned food, and various sweets/candies. There was one brand recently that was even more offending, but I think they fixed it now and its the same as any other.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.851498 del
>>851457
Make it squeel


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.851499 del
>>851464
And they swallow because they get hungry.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.851500 del
Regretting having had that booze this morning. Never again. From now on, if I ever need to deal with anxiety I'll go the chamomile route instead.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.851501 del
The suffering must end!


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.851502 del
scammer called me twice in a row. first time i was polite. second time i told him to kill himself until he hung up.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.851503 del
>>851501
Couldn't they just cut him in half?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.851504 del
Cruisey is bringing me some ice cream and hot jam doughnuts soon.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.851505 del
>>851503
You'd think the pajeets in bongland could build him a funeral pyre


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.851506 del
>>851503
They probably haven't told his mummybot that they are also worried about flaming liquid fat spilling out of the oven and burning the place down.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.851507 del
>>851504
Are these for you to share with the slam pig, in return for sharing the slam pig with cruisey?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.851508 del
>>851504
I got two cold ones as well
Custard and cream.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.851509 del
>>851507
The slam pig is not in BEST A (we hope)


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.851510 del
>>851508
>cream
mock, I hope


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.851511 del
>>851507
We're working out a system.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.851514 del
>>851513
>After their meeting, Kamahl deposited $2,000 into her account, and the woman allegedly agreed to repay this amount in $5 weekly instalments.
>A dispute arose when the woman labeled her repayment transaction to Kamahl with the description “to the molester”.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.851515 del
>>851513
True needful.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.851516 del
>>851514
Why is everybody so unkind?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.851517 del
>>851513
Back in the day, Kamahl was that one good curry muncher and Ernie Dingo was that one good boong.
Ernie, of course, went on to beat up that school kid and a couple of women.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.851518 del
>>851517
Ernie was reverting to his true state too.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.851519 del
>>851517
In the end blood will tell.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.851520 del
Night.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.851521 del
>>851514
$2k at $5 per week is a 7.7 year loan


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.851522 del
>>851521
he forgot the vig


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.851523 del
>>851520
Night.


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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.851525 del
i need chicken noodle soup but i don't know how to make it


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.851526 del
Cruisey didn’t show up :(
McDolans made two choggolate oreo mcflurries instead of one vanilla oreo mcflurry. They also gave cola slushy instead of cola no ice. Apple pie was normald


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.851527 del
>>851525
Do you hab chiggen stock coob?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.851528 del
Webers excitable arse.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.851529 del
>>851528
Quivering gape


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.851530 del
>>851529
Chux stuffed chocolate factory


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.851531 del


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.851532 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-09/ndis-provider-evoloution-support-services-under-scrutiny/103814678
> A support worker with a black belt broke NDIS participant Jake’s arm.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.851533 del
>>851532
Sometimes the carrot. Sometimes the rod.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.851534 del
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NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.851535 del
Lemons last a lot longer (in teh fridge) compared to limes which tend to rot fairly quickly.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.851538 del
Wonder what old mate monk is up to.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.851539 del
I wonder.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.851541 del
In Winton with uncle Ernie


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.851542 del
Mrs mac pie


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.851543 del


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.851544 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.851546 del
morning bros


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.851547 del
I am sad.
Jim Mills died. He was only 57.
https://bluegrasstoday.com/jim-mills-passes/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6y_EAdTlN7o [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.851548 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIGpSuRrLUE [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.851549 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix will be Total Recall (1990), followed by Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) on Sunday.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.851550 del
>>851546
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.851551 del
>>851549
Nice boobage


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.851552 del
>>851547
Woe. RIP 🕊️


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.851553 del
>>851532
High level wrangling


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.851554 del
>>851553
>“I’m sorry, I’m sorry! You broke my arm. You broke my arm!” Jake screams again.
Thus proving he wasn't intellectually impaired enough to know he was being bad and deserved his fate.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.851555 del
Who's spamming the gen?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.851556 del
>>851555
Where?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.851557 del
Just spammed the toilet bowl.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.851558 del
post more you hecking heckers


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.851559 del
>>851558
Press refresh 10 times every 30min


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.851560 del
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Back from my long waddle, tired


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.851561 del
Did a hard poo. Need another one but wage on.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.851562 del
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Possum flew at me with a knife once.


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.851563 del
Would you rather have $100 or $1000?


NEET 05/09/2024 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.851564 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.851565 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.851566 del
Had to change the background because I'm at a black fella establishment.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.851567 del
>>851566
Enjoy the smoking ceromony.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.851568 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.851571 del
>>851570
The green is also for Dan Murphy whose medicine helps both during and after gambling


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.851572 del
Bad home area is eerily quiet after the other night. Council came to clean up


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.851573 del
Well waddled


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.851574 del
>>851572
Its like when they shut down Hamsterdam


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.851575 del
>>851574
>hampsterdam
Fucking what


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.851577 del


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.851578 del
gonna take a piss and wash the car and get some lunch


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.851579 del
>>851576
>the wire
I'll pass


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.851580 del
Does anyone know how much actual prawn is in chink made prawn chips? Is it enough to count as a serving of sea food?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.851581 del
>>851578
Use your piss to wash the car


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.851582 del
>>851579
You don't, tranny.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.851583 del
>>851581
I went to take a shit but the toilet wasn't there.
I'll have to hold it in and wait for the toilet to come back.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.851584 del
(2.43 MB 576x1024 -M-LTw1m.mp4)


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.851585 del
>>851583
Stop being such a fucking namby pamby and just use the shower mate.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.851586 del
>>851580
That's just esky foam with some seasoning


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.851587 del
>>851586
yeah, might have to buy some actual prawns, woe


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.851588 del
>>851585
I'll poo out the window and wipe my bum on the curtains.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.851589 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/gregory-lynn-trial-prosecution-to-lay-out-timeline-of-alleged-russell-hill-and-carol-clay-murder/news-story/96856f4de3fb5dc04a9b66b170beb259
>Shortly after 11am, the jury returned to court as Justice Michael Croucher said it was his “melancholic duty” to inform them they were to be discharged.
>“For technical reasons, and the law is full of technical things, I’ve taken the view its appropriate you be discharged and a new jury be empanelled.
Did they realise somebody on the jury was likely to vote not guilty?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.851590 del
>>851584
She knows how to grip a pussy.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.851591 del
>>851580
How many times are you going to ask that?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.851592 del
>>851591
Until one of you cunts breaks and gives me the information I need to crack the case


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.851593 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.851594 del
Rectal catastrophe!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.851595 del


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.851596 del
Can't get anything done again today, WOE


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.851597 del
I-i think I just became employed


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.851598 del
>>851587
You've been saying that for weeks now bro


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.851599 del
>>851597
That's great. You're not welcome here anymore. Fuck off.
>>851598
And when monk finally gets on the goon free wagon, I'll get on the prawn purchasing wagon.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.851600 del
>>851597
Congrats 🥳


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.851601 del
Did a meatball sub burp


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.851602 del
>>851599
>>851600
Im allowed to stay here until my first day, then its official


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.851603 del
>>851597
Congratulations?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.851604 del
Garn the big scary outside world!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.851605 del
>>851597
Well done.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.851606 del
Since the yank elections are nearing closer and ive seen more and more people mentioning RFK Jr, I feel its important to mention that the guy fucking glows


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.851607 del
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>>851606
You forgot your flag, Numpty.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.851608 del
>>851582
Strange goad


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.851609 del
>>851589
Not a comfy post


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.851610 del
>>851607
Oh no, im a yank


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.851611 del
>>851596
Brush your teeth


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.851612 del
>>851606
Thank you neet, I don't read pol anymore so rely on posts like this to keep me updated


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.851613 del


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.851614 del
>>851612
Checked pol out last week, theres nothing there anymore. The world could explode and they wouldnt mention it but would rather talk about bbc. I think the whole place is a bot


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.851615 del


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.851616 del
>>851584
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.851617 del
Australia Post failed me, and by extension, Motherbat, today.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.851618 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.851619 del
Finally got my android app to do what I wanted it to do. Very proud of myself but also very exhausted.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.851620 del
>>851618
Strange how it is not moving.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.851621 del
>>851619
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.851622 del
>>851620
Every aspect of my life is shit and I'm fucking sick of it.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.851623 del
Do not try and move the package, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no package... Then you'll see that it is not the package that moves, it is only yourself


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.851624 del
>>851623
Food for thought.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.851625 del
>>851622
We need a grimacing flag.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.851626 del


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.851627 del
>>851622
You're a highly respected member of the most highly rated neet board found anywhere on the internet. That's something at least.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.851628 del
Now let's see if I can give myself a heart attack from more chocolate.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.851629 del
>>851628
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.851630 del
Risen
Had an erotic dream about a tranny gf. Wat means?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.851631 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.851632 del
>>851630
Ztepmum is ztepping back into your life most likely.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.851633 del
>tfw thinking about the FemBoy arc


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.851634 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOI !


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.851635 del
>>851632
She finally rubbed off on him.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.851636 del
>>851622
>>851627
This is the arsehole of the internet mate. congratulations !


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.851637 del
>>851636
You are the arsehole of the internet.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.851638 del
>>851636
and we are the little bits of poop that the toilet paper somehow missed


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.851639 del
>>851638
I'm the bit stuck on the inside of the bowl.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.851640 del
>>851637
I have never literally seen Shiban this mad before…


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.851641 del
>>851639
you're safe in my toilet for a few weeks at least mate


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.851642 del
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Fuck me god damn. Thats wife material right there.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.851643 del
>>851642
get in closer, we need a close in arse inspection before we can approval your betrothal


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.851644 del
>>851640
you have disappointed him greatly


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.851645 del
Can we get a nuro sex predator montage?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.851646 del
>>851640
And you do not.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.851647 del
>>851634
Based.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.851648 del
Reading through my old goal lists from several years ago, it's worrying how much they resemble my current ones, too little has been achieved.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.851649 del
>>851648
Consistency is important.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.851650 del
I hope none of you degenerates are into games like these: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EsfMwov-ejg [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.851651 del
>>851648
I know that feel. I like to save a lot of my monthly/quarterly/yearly to-do lists but I'm deathly afraid of reading them because they're probably the exact same as my current ones


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.851652 del
>>851650
Sanitarium is breddy gud. I have no idea how can be grouped together with many of the rest of the crap in that video.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.851653 del
Monk you should develop an API we can connect up to a standard tracker app.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.851654 del
Made it down here.
Motherbat has an egg on her head. Being shitting clear goo for a couple of days and then was doubled over in the laundry this morning and somehow ended up on the floor not knowing how that happened.
Refusing to go to see a doctor any earlier than her appointment in a few weeks.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.851655 del
>>851654
You need to get your mother to the vet.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.851656 del
>>851654
Poor bat. I hope she is better soon.
Ring up doctors and harass them for an earlier appointment on Monday.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.851657 del
>>851597
Monklyfe


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.851658 del
>>851654
Poor bat. I hope shes okay. She should see someone. Goodluck.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.851659 del
>>851656
or see if one will make a house call, she can't refuse to go to the doctor if they come to her


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.851660 del
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The brakes guy said he would take a look at the problem. I have to wait until he comes back from his annual trip to the whitsundays. There is no acceleration between 1500 and 2000 RPM now. I'm not driving it anymore. I have to unbolt the tray lining but I dont have any tools and have to do it on the street with cars whizzing past in the rain. Might decant the sack of flour into smaller bags.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.851661 del
Can't figure out whether I'm norwooding or not, when I look at my face in the bathroom mirror or car mirror it looks fine, but sometimes when I catch a glimpse of the top of my head in the gym mirror when my face is pointing downwards it looks like my hairline is receding and thinning. Depends very much on the light and angle.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.851662 del
>>851660
How long have you been walking?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.851663 del
>>851662
Since I was a shorty.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.851664 del
>>851653
I've actually been thinking about this for years. Surely I could also standardise this and get really accurate predictions of BAC and what time you can drive based on body weight etc


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.851665 del
Grego eating two hamburgers


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.851666 del
>>851664
I've been thinking about the application with machine learning, we could have a standard forecast as you feed in up to the minute data.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.851667 del
She made a goulash for dinner.
Also got me a 5XL tracksuit in Olive, which I am now wearing.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.851669 del
>>851667
Delightful meal and clothing.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.851670 del
>>851668
So he's been working on that car for years, he must be sick of walking.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.851671 del
>>851669
Two woolies snot block fingers for pudding


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.851672 del
>>851667
Get a red beanie.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.851673 del
>>851665
He wont keep the ol Grego body if he keeps eating like that.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.851675 del
Dead board.
Going to decant some of that flour and go to bed.
You all disappoint me terribly.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.851680 del
>>851665
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TIvlWChE9xI [Embed]


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.851682 del
>>851681
Wanna cuddle.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.851683 del
I said he looked good.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.851684 del
>>851681
Ooooh baby!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.851685 del
Some fine looking women on the streets tonight.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.851687 del
>>851686
I was impressed with how fast it uploaded!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.851688 del
>>851683
So do you.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.851689 del
>>851688
♥️


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.851690 del
60ml Talisker, 15ml lime juice, Bundaberg ginger beer, ice.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.851691 del
>>851690
One please.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.851692 del
>>851691
*slides it down the bar*
you fail to catch it and it crashes to the floor


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.851693 del
150 on groceries. Woe


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.851695 del
>>851685
Some creepshots please, for those of us who aren't blessed to live in such neighbourhoods


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.851696 del
>>851685
must be some astrological thing

all the women i saw today were looking fiiiiiine and keen to fug

here mainly in queensland its because the weather has been aids


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.851697 del
>>851694
Good work davo, that finistrade is working wonders on your hairline btw


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.851698 del
What happened to slampig neet last night? Did he slam his pig? Did he at least get some free kfc?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.851699 del
>>851695
hey i posted mine !

and yes she smiled at me unlike the dead IGA meme


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.851700 del
>>851697
Leave Davo alone, cunt.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.851701 del
>>851693
Hope you got a treat at least.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.851702 del
cbf with proper dinner, might snack on some salami


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ok

now this is epci


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.851705 del
>>851703
*places another one directly in front of you*


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.851706 del
>>851704
I've got a fast car that can take you to Maryborough.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.851707 del
>>851696
Ever got pixxa from Frank Beach?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.851708 del
>>851705
Thank you kind Sir.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.851709 del
>>851693
Any prawns?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.851710 del
>>851709
Good question.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.851711 del
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>Thinking about getting hair surgery


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.851712 del
>>851698
he got some gravy on his taters


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.851713 del
>>851711
I am thinking about how the NEETs are gooning the night away.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.851714 del
>>851701
Does cheese count?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.851715 del
>>851714
Close enough.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.851716 del
>>851714
Depends on the cheese


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.851717 del
>>851716
Cheers.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.851719 del
And the summer night shifts were long and cool
Charlie chain smoked cigars
David sweated in his speckled paint mask
As he gazed out at the stars


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.851721 del
>>851716
Plastic cheese


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.851722 del
Eating BEANS.
Beef chilli is particularly good tonight, whole spices, lots of aromatics. Chilli is an aromatic if you use enough


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.851723 del
>>851713
gooned neets should commune with each other by making vocaroos


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.851724 del
>>851723
Boong cycles work in mysterious ways.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.851725 del
I’ve gone to bed.
He won’t tuck me in.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.851727 del
>>851725
After what you tried to do last time, I'm not surprised.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.851728 del
>>851725
you've been naughty, you don't deserve a tuck


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.851729 del
>>851728
Have not :(


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.851731 del
>>851729
Some are just trouble makers.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.851732 del
>>851730
RIP FIFO.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.851733 del
If i have sex with the slampig, will my self esteem go up or down?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.851734 del
>>851731
What does mask for mask mean?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.851735 del
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Is there anything bad I should know about farmed fish?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.851736 del
>>851734
Masc for Masc (Masculine).


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.851737 del
>>851734
Guessing it's some sort of anal stuff.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.851738 del
>>851735
They don't taste as good as the fresh caught stuff.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.851741 del
>>851733
Your blood pressure might go up, if she's on top.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.851742 del
Anyone know where I can buy vyvanse


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.851743 del
>>851742
A chemist with the right prescription.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.851744 del
>>851742
You should consult nuro.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.851745 del
>>851743
I'm trying to get a prescription but its hard AF and costs a lot


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.851746 del
>>851744
He doesn't know how to score except by begging dr pajeet.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.851747 del
>>851742
Open a web browser retard


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.851748 del
Shit, William Shatner wore a toupee in star trek. Is nothing in holywood real?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.851749 del
>>851746
blowing*


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.851750 del
>>851745
Once you get past the initial appointments and have a script it's not too bad but still expensive.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.851751 del
Night.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.851752 del
cracked a bottle of rose


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.851754 del
>>851753
my exact body type


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.851755 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oQyFFTh_YGc [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.851756 del
>>851754
You look good.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.851757 del
>>851756
Thank you. I am a bit insecure about my hair.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.851758 del
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NEETs help how do i get the max rent assist from cenno via boarding & lodging

>How much and how often do you pay for lodging? payment frequency?
i said $600 weekly here before move (lie, some cenno accountant wizard said to say this much)
>What is the total amount being charged at this address? payment frequency?
nfi idea what to put here, just $600 again?

I live with my parents, who just moved in with my grandma, who owns the house
i'm not actually paying board or lodging at all
2 generations living with parents lol housing crisis is fucked aye


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.851759 del
>>851758
>2 generations living with parents lol housing crisis is fucked aye
A small price to pay for the wonders of diversity.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.851760 del
>>851758
Are you fucking retarded?


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.851764 del
>>851763
I would clap he in irons and sell her to a plantation owner.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.851769 del
gonna lie down and fall asleep with some youtube history videos, night night neets


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.851770 del
Feel like having some apricot delights


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.851771 del
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me on the gen


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.851773 del
>>851758
>How do I defraud teh government


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.851774 del
>>851771
Bruce Ree


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.851775 del
>>851773
He should get keegz to advise him on ndis fraud.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.851776 del
Gave the old skinsuit a good loofahring. Feels good mang.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.851777 del
>>851776
You feel nice and soft.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.851778 del
Bought a bunch of weed from this maori at the pub, like 20g for $50


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.851780 del
>>851778
Good stuff. Are you going to sell any?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.851781 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O8nNUpExSP0 [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.851782 del
>>851779
yea
>>851780
no im staying hazy for the next 3 weeks


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.851783 del
/ausneets/ is the best!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.851784 del
>>851782
Can we get a pic of your yarndi cuz?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.851786 del
Vile faggot


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.851787 del
>>851760
Yeah I am, what's the issue with what I'm trying to do
>>851773
My parents want me to pay board I just... Don't


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.851788 del
>>851787
You claimed to pay fucking $600 a week as board to your parents and you think they won't find that a tad suspicious? 31 grand a year just for a bedroom lol.
I hope they fuck you for it.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.851791 del
You can reupload if spoilered. Well not really reupload for I did not scrub them from the db.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.851792 del
>>851788
I've been doing it for ages and never raised an eyebrow. I agree it seems sus af but idk works on my machine


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.851793 del
Re-upload my ARSE Shibby!


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.851794 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WAYbwt8vU [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.851795 del
>>851793
Not enough space on the server.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.851796 del
2 of the AM

Cennobux would already be in the (((Indue))) account at this time in the past (thanks Twiggy). Not that I could do anything good with it.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.851797 del
>>851796
Fart fart fart shit in a bucket


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.851798 del
>>851765
Look at how much effort he puts into his reply. He hates me.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.851803 del
>>851801
Good story.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.851805 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.851806 del
>>851805
morning neeto


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.851808 del
>>851806
>>851807
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.851809 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.851810 del
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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.851811 del
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What's for breakfast neets?


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.851812 del
>>851811
I have her frying two sausages, a chiggen pattie, an egg, and two pieces of sourdough at the moment.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.851813 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTU_9T5ufzY [Embed]
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft)
You're damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
(Shaft)
Right on


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.851814 del
>>851811
Gonna heat up some garlic bread, then make some pepporoni pidser on toast


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.851815 del
>>851812
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.851817 del
>>851816
It looks dangerous in New Zealand.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.851818 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gisbc8h1tAc [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.851819 del
Had a loaf of cheesey garlic bread from creative foods. Was very mediocre, I'm only giving it 1/5 possums on the garlic bread scale. Do not recommend.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.851820 del
Shaved and showered.
The Mr Men shirt fit.
Off to the supermarket shortly.


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NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.851826 del
>>851823
>>851825
Good morning NEETs.


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>>851825
Was just thinking about you.


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Wasnt just thinking about him.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.851829 del
Suffering another episode. Memories seem dreamlike, unsure how many really occurred or in what order, subconscious is behind the steering wheel, increase in monkey like behaviour as a result.
May become a lolcow


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.851830 del
RFK had a goa'uld in his head.
Trump probably slipped some horse dewormer in his coke zero.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.851831 del
Bought a chook and gave Sweetie the oysters. This morning she has had leftover goulash meat, some of my sausages, and some chook.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.851832 del
>>851831
Fat boong dog


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.851833 del
>>851832
You shut your fucking face.


NEET 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.851834 del
Big nipple poo


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>>851832
It's time for webby to answer the question that has been causing controversy across ausneets for months - is sweetie white?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.851836 del
>>851835
No, she was running wild with the boongs up the APY Lands.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.851837 del
Big abo gangbang


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.851838 del
>>851837
me on the bottom left


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.851839 del
Another episode of beyond creepy, here to save my day: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SyIt_4wXr5A [Embed]


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.851844 del
Buddha dan guides us to neetvarna


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.851845 del
Been on a stroll around a few blocks. Saw pajeet doing laps of a park. Ruining a casual activity by quanifying it. Steps aint shit.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.851846 del
>>851845
I wish it would stop raining to go for a stroll.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.851848 del
>>851847
Debiscuits for breakkayie


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.851849 del
>>851843
Did Dan get a hair transplant.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.851850 del
>>851849
He's embracing the Norwood.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.851851 del
What norwood are you neets? I'm a norwood 2.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.851852 del
had a pepper pie and a custard danish


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.851853 del
>>851852
Lovely. I had a Chicken burgah.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.851854 del
>>851853
where from?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.851855 del
>>851854
Local Cafe.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.851857 del
>Henlo Debiscuits
>My name is Davo
>Prepare to fuck


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.851858 del
From the river to the sea it's all my pee


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.851859 del
Lombards were seen as snails (home on their back and weak slimey spreaders).
French Jews.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.851860 del
Total Recall (1990) will be on womboflix tonight, about a guy who goes to get a memory of an adventure on Mars as a secret agent implanted in his head, only to discover he's already been to Mars as a secret agent and has had that memory wiped. Directed by Paul Verhoeven, who also did Robocop and Basic Instinct, and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone, and some woman with 3 boobs. 7pm AEST.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=684nkWhd658 [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.851861 del
>>851859
>Lombards
I thought they were german barbarians?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.851862 del
Took Sweaty for a walk and put the chicken carcass in the council bin. Had to give some dotty old folks directions to the hospital.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.851863 del
They were white so I gave them the correct instructions.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.851864 del
Having a red top for a change.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.851865 del
In my Olive tracksuit.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.851866 del
>>851861
Yes. Another load of Goths.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.851867 del
Goth Webber


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.851868 del
>>851862
>council bin.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.851869 del
>>851868
Didn't want it stinking up Motherbat's bin or taking up freexer space.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.851870 del
>>851866
goth jews


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.851871 del
>>851863
>>851863
That's your good deed for the year.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.851872 del
Showered.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.851873 del
Woed


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.851874 del
I'm sneezing and have asthma today. This could be the end fellas.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.851875 del
>>851874
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.851876 del
>>851869
Smart.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.851877 del
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>Richard M. Stallman, frequently known as RMS, has been a dangerous force in the free software community for a long time. He has shown himself to be misogynist, ableist, and transphobic, among other serious accusations of impropriety.

I stallman ok or not? He is a jew after all.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.851878 del
Having afternoon nap
He won’t tuck me in he has gone woke


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.851879 del
>>851877
>He compiles it for free


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.851880 del
>>851878
I heard the cash cows get tucked in.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.851881 del
Going shopping.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.851882 del
>>851881
Can you pick up some cake please?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.851883 del
My hair is all sticking up. I look like a mong.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.851884 del
>>851882
What sort? I was thinking of getting some debiscuits as a neet treat for afternoon tea.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.851885 del
>>851883
are you jewish?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.851886 del
>>851884
black forest cake please, or if they don't have that, some sort of chocolate cheesecake


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.851887 del
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>>851886
Also a lemon meringue tart as a chaser for the black forest cake


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.851888 del
testing to see whether some cunt has banned this particular free proton VPN server. smh. not too enthused about proton cutting the number of free servers by two thirds either it has to be said...


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.851889 del
>>851888
Ask for your money back.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.851890 del
Thinking of scanning for open proxy servers that I can use to post.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.851891 del
>>851883
We told you about sticking your fingers in powerpoints.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.851892 del
>>851890
lad don't, it's taken me all day to be able to post that


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.851893 del
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Got the music from deus ex stuck inside my head even though I haven't played the game in 10+ years.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.851894 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Nuro Chads winning bigly 🏆


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.851895 del
>>851894
Based.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.851897 del
>>851886
I didn't end up getting anything like that but I did get some soap.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.851898 del
>>851896
Based.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.851899 del
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What do you call this style of hat?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.851900 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VT1-sitWRtY [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.851901 del
>>851896
He actually doesn’t look as fat.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.851904 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.851905 del
Felt woed. Decided to go out and buy some cakes. Ate them. Feel even worse now.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.851906 del
>>851905
>buy some cakes.
How big were the cakes?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.851907 del
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.851908 del
>>851906
just slices, but from a fancy bakery so they were expensive


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.851910 del
>>851908
Your body needed it!


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.851911 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SmbmeOgWsqE [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.851912 del
>>851824
It's just average sharty poster.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.851913 del
(2.63 MB 497x286 hey-hows-it-going.gif)


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.851915 del
>>851914
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.851916 del
>>851915
She is adorable.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.851917 del
We are approaching the one year anniversary of the Ryan revelation.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.851918 del
>>851839
Haven't we watched that?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.851919 del
>>851917
I'll always love him.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.851920 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.851921 del
>>851839
Oh it's fresh.
>shared may 10, 2024
Nevermind.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.851922 del
>>851877
You take what you think it makes sense, then leave the rest.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.851923 del
Still haven't called grannybot.
Might go do that.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.851924 del
(19.57 KB 1024x768 Nike_logo.jpg)


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.851925 del
>>851917
Some of my best and worst work.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.851926 del
Second episode of the new DW series they had another tranny in it with the worst over acting in it I have ever seen. Why do I keep watching it?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.851927 del
>>851926
Probably because of the tranny.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.851928 del
movie when?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.851929 del
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Total Recall (1990) will be on womboflix in 1 hour.
Philip K Dick, who wrote the story Total Recall is based on also wrote the stories that got turned into Blade Runner (1982), Screamers (1995), Minority Report (2002), A Scanner Darkly (2006), The Adjustment Bureau (2011), and Radio Free Albemuth (2010) and The Man in the High Castle(2015).

For the gentleman neet, who appreciates philosophy and literature, we will be playing Philip K Dick's short story We Can Remember It For You Wholesale in a few minutes on wombolix.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.851930 del
Moofie is on in 53 minutes.
Might be nordy until then


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.851931 del
>>851928
52 mins


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.851932 del
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>>851927
I cant even wank to it.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.851933 del
>>851930
You better not.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.851934 del
Saw my cousin at the shops again


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.851935 del
>>851934
How's your uncle?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.851936 del
I'm putting on We Can Remember It For You Wholesale for anyone who wants to listen. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.851937 del
Theres a lot more to this board than /ausneets/


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.851938 del
Weber talked his Doctor out of putting him on diabeetus tablets, once.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.851939 del
>>851938
Doctor Dan Murphy is not a real doctor anyway.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.851940 del
>>851939
*Post reported


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.851941 del
>>851939
I'll have you know I hold a PHD in Libations


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.851942 del
>>851894
How the fuk you gonna let that pipsqueak ride off on your eeb Nuro?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.851943 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEeN1s8402w [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.851944 del
>>851938
Doctor: Where is your Ozempic injector, Mr Weber?
Weber: I got hungry and ate it.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.851945 del
https://8chan.moe/brit/res/448622.html#q449084

say hi lads, we are ok and /brit/ is hidden on moe


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.851946 del
>>851901
Keegan looked about that fat in the tv reflection photo.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.851947 del
>>851946
Poor IGA is wasting away
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.851948 del
>>851945
hi lads


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.851949 del
IGA won.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.851950 del
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wit tgh ductch girl
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.851951 del
(3.88 MB 576x1024 nuro iga.webm)


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.851952 del
>>851950
I've got a fast car that can drive you to Maryborough.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.851953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6WQYtefXA [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.851954 del
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>>851947
Its really sad he no life no friends and just posts the same poop .webms now.

His life is on repeat. Its only a matter of time untill he jumps off a bridge or slams his car into ravine on purpose. What a waste of human. Just how does he make every human interaction he has (even on the internet) so gpd damn unpleasant. Frankly i cant wait. I give him 6months tops.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.851955 del
>thinking about Indigo White


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.851956 del
>>851954
>poop .webms
Those are from nuro.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.851957 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.851958 del
>Keegan doesn't have a mother
No wonder he is so obsessed with IGA's father.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.851959 del
>>851956
It's someone lashing out because of their poverty.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.851960 del
>>851954
He's barely worth thinking about. His only contribution to the lives of everyone here is schadenfreude.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.851961 del
>>851954
were (You) hanging out with your eeb mates?
I am starting to see eshays on eebs now.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.851962 del
>>851880
Tucking them in now.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.851963 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for Total Recall (1990) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.851964 del
Baked as hell watching the ionosphere get fucked up


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.851965 del
>>851962
Lucky bugger.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.851966 del
>>851959
Yeah, the dunny dweller is feeling the pressure of the cops now lol.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.851967 del
>>851934
Hate that shit.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.851968 del
>>851961
Keegan doesn't have mates you retard. Why do you think he is so dependent on doctor pajeet for drugs?
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.851969 del
I'm nuros mate
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.851970 del
None of you have any mates


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.851971 del
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>>851958
>>851958
My mum cooks me dinner everytime i drive down and visit.

I was an unemployed weed smoking piece of shit with no car and no license.

I made amends and healed that bridge. Why must you lie ? and lie all the time ?

@Paristan i apologize for any drama and will not make any more NIGA posts tonite . But i was obliged to one to retort from accusations and lies . Its in the NEETsTITUTION.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.851972 del
>>851970
Not all of us are losers lol.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.851973 del
Nuro's everyones mate.
Except IGAY, he's nobodys mate.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.851974 del
Closing the tab. You cunts are fucked


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.851975 del
>>851971
18.1
You are globally banned. Begone, pest.
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.851976 del
>>851969
You have always been a good fella

us good home NEETs need to stick together


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.851977 del
>>851971
The BO is in the loony bin getting some electrical therapy


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.851978 del
>>851977
Could some other NEETs benefit from that treatment?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.851979 del
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>>851975
Paristan knows better than to engae in the 18.1 recursive loop////.

NEETs are either good home or bad home and he gets the final say.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.851980 del
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NEETS RUN! GET TO THE MARS CHOPPAH!


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.851981 del
>>851980
Well bantered.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.851982 del
>>851980
kek, good one neet.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.851983 del
Do you have any recommendations for modern or sci-fi westerns? Along the lines of Hell or High Water or Firefly for example.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.851984 del
I spent about nine hours wanking yesterday. It was possibly my longest wank sesh yet.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.851985 del
>>851984
Wanking the day away!


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.851986 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7XYZbH5w5Hs [Embed]
I love her so much.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.851987 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oQyFFTh_YGc [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.851988 del
Internet is running like shit. Might get mongk to kick the router.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.851989 del
>>851983
the original 1970's Westworld is kino i would add it to the moofie list right now


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.851992 del
I hope you remembered to get a card for your Mummybots today, NEETs.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.851993 del
>>851988
He's open to work.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.851994 del
>>851992
I didn't. I said I'll buy dinner instead


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.851995 del
Three (3) Titted Space Webber


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.851996 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.851997 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.851998 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.851999 del



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