SA BEST A

Do not ask about 4c1.

Grannybot didn't answer.
I am seriously worried she has died.

>>852002
Try again tomorrow.

>>852003
AnAl and Potat.

>>852002
Can you drink drive there and see if she is OK?

>>852006
I am drunk but I can't drive due to (mentally) being a child..

>>852003
Dutton is a fucking weird looking cunt. He needs eyebrows.

You love mummy!

Chiggen and gravy roll for breakfast tomorrow.

https://royalenfield.com.au/model/bullet-350/
Having thoughts...

>>852012
What is wrong with this one?

There is nothing wrong with this thread.

Is there a movienight

MUMMY

>>852013
https://royalenfield.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/RE_0652_TEST2b-1180x815.jpg
like Harley Davidsons these days

>>852016
m8, it is already on

>>852019
Link pwease

>>852020
You are deliberately making ignorant posts.

>>852020
???
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>852022
Thanks maate

>>852013
It does look good.

I did a big fart in the new Olive tracksuit

>>852026
It’s khaki now

I am in bed again. Untucked. Unloved.

>>852026
Olive wouldn't be impressed.

>>852030
I'll be in later and we can spoon for awhile if you want.

>>852032
It was fragrant and had a good depth of sound

Sick of being a broke arse loser

I have a confession to make:
4c1 was just the name of the picture on my hard disk drive (HDD) and I couldn’t think of a good edition name or introduction.

Awful thread.
Possibly the worst of all time.

>>852038
We’ve had worse.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1cp2fae/was_too_nice_to_autist_now_i_think_im_being/
Kek

>>852033
No no
You see it as a chore
I understand

>>852039
I remember this one(ones)

>>852008
He's potato.

>>852040
What a bitch she is.

>>852027
kek

>>852036
You'll get through it.

Ok we are back

@womboflix first order of business is to ad "Team America (2004)" and "Westworld (1973)" to the moofie list

thank you

>>852049
added

>>852049
How many times do you need to be told that you don’t dictate Womboflix viewing.

does anyone have this glowing sky?

>>852052
Nobody in a metro area will notice anything

>>852051
lel you are Dyslexic arent you ?

I respectfully asked for moofies to get added added to the list and then when wombo feels like it he asks us to vote on the list and a decision is made based on popular demand

so bye bye seweety

Night.

>>852055
Good night.

>>852049
Fuck off. You're banned Keegan.

>>852057
I am not Keegan. I am Lord Nuro and sound Mad. Haha.

Going to go for a walk and a smoke. Later NEETs.

They should have held the Vietnam War in India

Closing the tab.
The board is out of control.

Do people actually have sex while in highschool? Is that actually a thing?

Melbourne neets should have a look and see if they can see anything

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1cpe10n/south_melbourne_beach_right_now/

>>852062
Is this from the solar flare thing?

UnbannedNEET returns

Wage off.
Great thread.

>>852061
It used to be.

>>852063
yeah

>>852065
Welcome back neet.

>>852058
>I am Lord Nuro and sound Mad
Yes, we noticed.

>>852069
The (You) is silent.

Death Proof and Sicario on tele :)

>>852071
whats a tele ?

>>852042
You'd think the rash wwould've cleared up by now.

Daddy Who?

>>852061
I'd imagine the kids are a lot more horned up these days thanks to Internet porn and degen music vids/moofies etc.

>>852074
>resorts to 18.1 attacks
you really are the lowset of the low and you god damn know it

God that kiwi bitch is so annoying.

What happened to the Nikki and camper poster?

The who and what poster?

>>852080
Don’t you remember the camping girl Nikki?

>>852081
Negative

I don't remember it either.

Looking south just looks like the normal city glow.

Sagitarius sort of looks like that upside down pentagram.

>>852076
Literally the opposite. There is no mystery in it anymore.

>>852077
You're a meth addict in a dunny.

>>852078
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-5fYV2jkcnQ [Embed]
Tibees is the only Kiwi that neets need.

Witnessed a drunk crash his push-bike into a hedge and get stuck. Opted not to intervene.

>>852013
>350cc

Girls bike

>>852091
Based.

A postie bike is 105cc. Anything over that is for girls. Men should just ride postie bikes unless they are so exec they need an eeb.

Never had waffles

woke up
go outside
the sky is still the same fucking colour it always is at night
going back to sleep

Going to make some eggs with chicken salt and watch some Colombo. Life is good.

>>852097
Sounds good.

Good morning NEETs.

It's falling out of me.

>>852095
You're not missing much

>>852098
>>852099
Mording.
Happy Mummybot's Day

>>852089
Remember when she sent Weber nudes on snapchat

really hard to pick up all the lore here. who's weber?

>>852104
He was Edmond Dantes. And he was my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He was you and me. He was all of us.

>>852105
this clears things up, thank you!

>>852107
You're welcome, fren.

>>852106
Yes please.

>>852102
Good morning NEET.

morning bros

>>852111
Good morning NEET.

Mordung

>>852115
Good Morning Sar.

feel sorry for all the cultures and nations india absorbed after partition like khalistan. imagine being trapped in a federation with hindus.

>>852118
>imagine being trapped in a federation with hindus
I live in australia in 2024, I don't have to imagine

Nice wank technique, NEET

>>852119
kek

>>852121
It would be funny if it wasn't true

>>852081
I remember, NEET.
She lived out of a car with her dog.
Probably went to jail for beastiality.

The arse loses what it holds, but keeps the memory.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13406187/Gladstone-Hotel-Stockton-nsw-tooheys-little-john.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

I want to find out if he is a dwarf.

>>852124
Eternal gape.

>>852118
Moghuls were all soft diplomats that converted for lulz. Islam fails everywhere.

Morning.
Woed.

>Ghurid dynasty
These were the converts, they were before Moghuls.

>>852128
Mord. Hope it gets better.

Bought hogwarts last night while high.

>>852128
Good morning NEET.

>>852131
I was goign to get that but my computer wasn't good enough

>>852133
Your computer is fine neet. It is you who are unready to handle hogwarts.

>>852134
No!

Fat cat went splat

Have any of you used Zeolite?
Sounds like the miracle drug we've been looking for.

Bacon and cheese

Need to get ready for wage.

>>852138
In a blender?

>>852139
Good luck NEET.

>>852139
at least you never have to de-ice your windscreen. get back to me with your moaning after you have to wipe condensation off the inside with tissues

>>852140
Makes a thick milkshake, add eggs and flower and you can make pancakebaconcheese mix with it.

Feel like shit this morning

>>852142
Why wouldnt I have to do that?

>>852145
do you? i forget that it does get cold in south australia and tasmania. anyway nothing worse than sitting in your car waiting for it to defrost whilst knowing you're already late and toilberg's going to pretend not to notice when you get in and be passive aggressive to you about it

>>852147
Gets cold in the desert too. I remember having to wait for a shower because the pipes would be frozen every morning.

Went to coffee and cars and the beachside markets.
Having some snakes alive and a cup of tea now.

>>852148
interesting, i wouldn't've (wouldn't of) expected that. would love to go to aus one day and see that big lake in the middle that sometimes fills up, also the giant rock in the middle that you can't climb up anymore

>>852150
Can't climb ayer's rock anymore without offending the boongs.

Do the locals still call it ayer's rock or uluru?

>>852152
Ayer's

>>852153
Yeah, only leftist yuppies call it Uluru in my experience.

>>852155
You already posted it in this thread.

>>852156
Sorry.

Neets love Tessa Violet.

>>852157
It's alright.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9CVfhHLMU0 [Embed]

any dabke man in?

>>852161
My exact body type

>>852161
what is this from?

>>852151
Just climb it anyway it's not like they're hanging around if there's no bottle shops nearby

Suffering STRESS

>>852163
r/redscarepod

>>852166
Looks like a hate sub. Reported.

Reddit is for wankers.

Bought the supermarket bread. Regret, even the expensive one is the same sugarshit

>>852171
i get telephone bread from the german bakery

>>852171
I don't think they put sugar in bread m8.

>>852172
>telephone bread
Does it ring?

>>852174
no it just be shaped like a telephone

>>852171
I sneak into a corner and take some slices of bread out of the packet and stick them down my pants and under my shirt evenly, easily rack half a loaf

>>852177
You could also tie a few slices to the bottom of each foot. Shoes? Bread? Who can say?

3/4 of the pizza has just disappeared in-front of me. Thinking about the next 1/4

>>852178
A millionaire idea would be to eat raw beef mince out of the packet and take coles to court for not stopping you getting sick.

Already lunch, got nothing done, woe

>>852179
keep it for later.

>>852182
I have, thank you.

>>852173
It's 2% sugar by weight, but the real culprit here is short chain starches that are really only one step away from sugar.

Stressed, failed to do anything, failed to relax.

>>852185
breathe in but let your tummy relax into a pot belly so your diaphragm can go down deeper. do this a few times, it can stop panic attacks. sounds gay but does work

>>852186
>et your tummy relax into a pot belly
I feel better already.

>>852187
You look better.

>>852179
what topping?

>>852186
I'll make your diaphram go deeper.

>>852191
hmm, is there something wrong with the youtube link? https://youtube.com/watch?v=PnD1HWXSo [Embed]

>>852191
Ok, here's another link to the youtube trailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=z46OFeMBJY4 [Embed]

>>852189
Half garlic prawn went and 1/2 of the pulled pork went. Leave 1/4 pulled pork.

Half of you will watch it for the homosexual sexoo.

>>852192
It might be a double underscore (_)

>>852198
kek, brutal

>>852195
Magic math pizza
Wish I could eat 2 halves and still have a quarter.

>>852200
I got two extra large pixxas and ate halves of each last night. Each extra large said it serves 3.

>>852197
I have reported the problem, and I suspect that's it

Took Motherbat out for a counter meal and a waddle and an ice cream.
I drank her complimentary champagne.

>>852201
how much pixxa remains? answer as a fraction of initial amount

>>852203
>I drank her complimentary champagne.
Good?

Might crack a beer and do some internet racism.

>>852204
1/4.

>>852205
Nah it tasted like the shit Nuro would drink

>>852204
I had sex with that girl.

>>852208
kek

>>852204
>answer as a fraction of initial amount
1/8.

>>852209
That photo was taken the next day.

Stressed

She’s on the phone to the grand kids. I’m clogging her shitter.

>>852214
Will the smell reach her while she's talking to them?

>>852215
I hope so

>>852216
kek

Her breathe just caught in her throat mid-sentence. I think the scent had reached the living room.

>>852218
>living room
Not for much longer.

>>852218
Windows opening?

>>852208
Well bantered.

It didn't flush.
I am going to deny it is mine.

I took a shit in the shower once with the intention of stomping it down the drain but I was too grossed out by the feeling of it against my foot so I picked it up in some toilet paper and threw the bastard in the toilet.

>>852222
Checked and based.

>>852223
A waffle stomp produced a funny image here once.

>>852222
What if the courts force you to take a dna test?

>>852226
it will be worth it to have people handle my poo

There is enough neet cum up in his rectum that it contaminates the clogger's results.

>>852226
He should blame the dodgy champagne.

>>852230
Is it possible for one man to be so incredibly based?

>>852232
Good rest?

mor beer

>>852234
Drive?

>>852235
in fridge

>>852233
Nap wank

Choked on my tea.

>>852238
Went down the wrong pipe?

>>852239
He was slurping his tea in a manner most uncouth.

>>852102
Good morning.
It was last Sunday.

>>852241
I hope you treated her well that day.

>>852242
All the marxist holidays (from labour day throughout children day, to mothers' day) were treated quite seriously for 40 years in this country, and the custom stuck, so yeah.

>>852243
Its consumerist capitalist filth.

>>852243
Good. It doesn't do any harm to be good to her once a year.

>>852239
This never happens to people who have tea enemas.

>>852246
I dunno. If you'd not seen a woman from behind and went to insert a hose you might get it wrong the first time.

>>852243
>were treated quite seriously
Was anything significant noted on the mood report?

>>852246
True.

>>852244
Same difference.

>>852245
Problem with these type of holidays, that it makes people touch the topic on one day, then forget about it the rest of the year.

>>852246
Try garlic. No I did not, do not, and will not.

>>852248
Off the charts.

Garlic stuffed Hungarian salami

chicken broth and a BLT for dindins

>>852251
Salami stuffed Hungarian Admin

>>852252
What do you do with the broth?
Do you dip the bun?

>>852254
the broth is just a soup entree

>>852253
Dream on.

>>852255
I dont think youre using it right.

>>852258
it was a stock cube I chucked in a cup of boiling water
tastes like crap
I think I'll go back to chicken noodle soup and straining the noodles out

>>852259
You should dip your blt in it.

>>852246
Or a tea wank with two dilma sluts

>>852260
That's feral. No.

Thats how chamomileNEET has his.
Leaves the bag in.

>>852049
These are based picks. Will show up and shut up for theses.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/almost-made-me-sick-anthony-albanese-torched-over-song-celebration/news-story/d9e130ca0425bc2ddec8fe3af597f32f
Albo went into an AFL dressing room just to look at players' cocks.

>>852266
Hot!

>>852163
The Fat and the Laziness (2024)

not good when you have to close an eye to read the thread

>>852259
What brand of stock?

>>852269
Sleep tight.

Lost whole day to stress

>>852270
Massel 7's

Storm rolling in

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) is the directoral debut for Shane Black, who had previously been a scriptwriter for Lethal Weapon, Predator, The Last Boy Scout and Last Action Hero. It's about two-bit crook Harry Lockhart (Robert Downey Jr.) stumbles into an audition for a mystery film while on the run from the cops. Winning the part, he lands in Hollywood, where he's flung into a tangled, murderous conspiracy. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>852272
Lost whole day adult life to stress

>>852273
>Contains no animal content, no MSG, no onion or garlic

Try OXO brand, it has all that except garlic.

>>852259
Buy stock powder not cubes

Forgot about mothers day,woe

>>852280
make an emergency call to your mummybot neet, now

Weber had his snappy new hat bowled off his head in the turbulence of a passing extreme sports poly-athlete who recklessly whizzed past on an Eeb, once.

>>852280
HOW?

>>852282
This was the first recorded Harrumph

>>852285
you need some new handgrips.

>>852285
Nuro just doesnt give a fuck about being legal anymore.

>>852285
is is faster than the eeb?

>>852285
Based.

>>852287
Stop being such a Negative Nancy
>>852287
Always was Always will be.
>>852288
Its a comical state of affairs really. My EEB can weighs 22kg and can do 55km/h with a 250w legal motor.

This talaria weighs 84kg has a 600w motor and tops out at 80km/h. It acelerates like a bat outta hell.


Basically its cocaine: the bike. Its totally illegal and People are just mad mad because they dont have it and you do. But it will fuck you up eventually.

>>852290
correction 6000 watt motor

Ready.

>>852290
>But it will fuck you up eventually.
Car doors fear you.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Come join womboflix tonight for some friends and movies: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>852293
Car doors fuck up roadies in big cities

Where i am at the moment in terms of riding riding powerful bikes is just fear myself.

Not going to do a repeat of bossman. Just not going to do it.

>>852280
I just send a text, like every year.

>>852296
the disappointing child

>>852295
You're not pushing it to the max. When you are in the rage zone you can spot car doors before they happen and slam them and freak the normies out. Get a helmet BTW. 10% extra balls for nothing.

>>852297
There's one in every family is.

Disregard the 'is'.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/woman-23-left-unable-to-have-sex-after-gruelling-cancer-treatment/news-story/0bad58b671f123aa5e585ea36dd47b57
oh boo fucking hoo bitch
how many blokes never get to have a root ever?

>>852302
Why the fuk she not keep that shit private but gotta post it on insta and everything. Why?

>>852303
They need attention.

Severely woed

going to bed

>>852305
I am more woed than you

>>852307
On a calendar holiday it's entirely possible

Monk what's the plan of attack this week?

>>852310
Wagon tomorrow

>>852311
Sounds do-able.

Fucked up this weekend, just like I always do. Doesn't matter, I'll get another chance next week.

Arriving at the gym. I've been neglecting it for a while.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a lot like two other Shane Black movies - The Last Boy Scout and The Nice Guys

Night.

Someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this.

>>852318
But not tomorrow?

>>852319
A little bit better, but that's all

>>852317
Goodnight.

Down on the squat. Woe. This is what I deserve for neglecting my lifting.

Down and out living in a squat. Woe. This is what I deserve for neglecting my life.

neet fight camp tomorrow, I mean it this time for real. For really real.

Done lifting. Went well.

>>852326
Good boy, you've earned a goon.

Bad dreams, woe

All my life needed was a sense of some place to go

one day I'm gonna open up myself a flea market

one day I'm gonna open up myself a flea market, and you're gonna be wishin you did

I'm gonna retire off the profits

>>852333
Mong Market PTY Ltd.

morning bros, might get some pidser for breakky

Good Morning NEETs

Up early. Went for a brap on the Talaria, got a bacon and egg roll toasted. Opened the shop on time. Motivated to smash out some work today. This is the opposite of NEETdom.

>>852335
>get pizda
thats not how it works, you eat leftover pizda, you do not aquire it

>>852335
>>852336
Good morning NEETs.

>>852336
Another day in the grindhouse eh?
Maybe you can spare some time to fit some new handgrips on that poor Eeb.

>>852339
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

The $750 Centrelink cash relief initiative is a lifeline for Australian citizens facing financial struggles in the face of high inflation rates and cost of living. More than just money, it shows the government cares about its people and responds to their basic needs.

>>852342
Fuck off Albo

gonna work on the falcon today, hope I can get the tub off before it pisses with rain. Mechanics tomorrow with a written summary of the whole freakin saga. I hope Barry didnt take too much coke and molly on his recent trip to hamilton island.

>>852343
We care about you.

>>852343
So he does post here.

>>852342
More jew monopoly money to distract the goyim from the invasion

>>852347
They've hit $1 trillion dollars in debt now, so at this point the money printer might as well go brrrrrr.

>>852347
You'll accept their hand outs, implying your complicitness.

People can anticipate an increase in 2024 Centrelink one-time payments since the Australian government has promised a 6% increase in these payments.

The government's larger initiatives to assist people and families affected by the financial consequences of the epidemic include the $4000 Centrelink Payment April 2024. Centrelink $4000 Bonus April 2024 is intended to provide financial support to people who require emergency help due to financial hardship.

They'll just spend it on drugs and fast food.

Hidden Centrelink payments is a special income benefit scheme initiated by Centrelink to its eligible individual who qualify low income level criteria. These are unpopular or unknown payments schemes provided by Centrelink to its beneficiaries.

The Government aims to lessen the financial strain and guarantee the eligibility for the essential groceries. The beneficiary has to determine the financial hardship which prevents them from meeting the basic needs and the individuals shall be the citizens of Australia.

Centrelink one-off payments 2024 is a government scheme that provides $250 worth of immediate cash needs during an unexpected financial crisis. Usually, people in emergency situations need instant help, and these are the types of payments are made for them.

>>852342
I just got my low income health care card today in the mail today. It expired. a few months ago. Because i am not NEET and have an ABN now they wanted 2 years of my tax returns and business assets. Motherfuckers.

>>852357
> 2 years of my tax returns and business assets.
Iktf
I cant get remortgaged until after i do this years.
They want you dependant.
NEETs get at least a grand for nothing and bossmen get close enough to 40% tax and no subsidies.
Justice.

>>852344
Nice kitty

>>852356
Thanks Dan.

>>852362
yeah its almost worth being NEET just for the healthcare.

Shit fucking sucks, a consult was like 35 bucks a pop after rebate, A pack of 20 codeine tabs was 25 fucking dollars and i had to see a specialist who did jack shit gave me a 15 minute consult and basically told me go see a physio.... thats was $180 thanks....

Happy Birthday!

>>852362
Poor, lowly wagies only get medicare, and have to pay for it.

>>852363
When we once had $6 otc mindies and no charge for consults.

>>852364
Is it Webers?

>>852367
My calendar says yes.

>>852368
Hope Sweaty gives him a big kiss.

>>852366
whats a mindies ?

>>852371
Chodeine

4chan doesnt allow uploading of pictures in incognito mode.

>>852373
Why was it there?

>>852363
Imagine not growing your own poppies and having your own smack lab.

>>852375
The tub can be a dangerous place.

>>852373
not a comfy post
BO THIS IS FEDPOSTING BAN THIS NEET NOW BEFORE THE BOARD GETS ESAFTEYD

Chunk of tooth just fell out.

>>852379
Sleep tight.

What’s this 750$? Is it only for qld?

>>852381
yes

Just shaved my cock and balls. Nicked my balls like 5 times.

>>852342
Do I get this automatically for being on cenno or do I have to apply?

>>852383
Don't neglect to shave your back and crack too

>>852386
She still hasn't been charged for throwing that Roman salute a few weeks back either.

>>852388
She was just waving back at tiffin

I hope Mr Swindle appreciates my efforts to present him with a clean car to work on.