SA BEST A

Hoe does he do it?

wonder what monks up to?

7on1 QUAP/DPP/TAP with DROWNED in Piss Basin

>>853996
shut up nigger. How are you so fast? Do you make the fucking threads?

>>854011
m8, like 1/3 to 1/2 of the board are in SA.

>>854011
He uses boong magic.

Thinking about Tessa Violet again.

Aren't pancakes a seppo food too? And pikelets are an Aussie thing.

>>854014
We should find a good caravan park to relocate the others. Not a meth one.

got dominoes. i'll eat the whole fucking pizza and the garlic bread cunt

>>854018
all caravan parks are meth ones. do you even live in australia, cunt?

>>854019
You will not.

>>854021
i fucking will and you cunt do a damn thing about it

>>854022
CUNT

>>853972
Waffles are ok if you toast them and dip them in melted chocolate, otherwise I can't recommend them.

>>854011
nope

>>854017
My mother said they're English.

>>854025
Any pudding that requires a fucking knife and fork to eat isn't good

English parents of a friend in school used to call them "flapjacks".

>>854029
You don't need a knife and fork, just break bits off the waffle and dip them in the melted chocolate

I really hope I can sleep decently tonight
Long drive up bush tomorrow that I can't miss. Nannybot is already on the end of life morphine

>>854019
What pixxa?

>>854034
margarita

>>854032
Hope you get a good night sleep neet.

>>854032
Turn all electronic devices and lights off now! Sit in darkness until you feel tired enough to sleep. It's the only way. The ancient boong way.

>>854037
The ancient boong way is sleeping on roads until they get runover by white people. would you tell this poor innocent (white) soul to also get run over?

>>854035
Wish the value range was still five bucks.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-20/nt-police-arrest-man-over-darwin-hit-and-run-at-brinkin/103748834

>An alleged hit-and-run driver accused of reversing over three people as they were sleeping on a Darwin road has handed himself into police.

>"Detectives wish to thank the public for assisting with the investigation, including those who provided CCTV footage and information regarding the identity of the driver.

Imagine helping the police get someone who accidentally ran over boongs sleeping on the road.

>>854040
Dash cams and CCTV really take the fun out of breaking the law.

I ate the WHOLE pizza and drank the WHOLE pepsi and none of you could stop me!

Garn Coles shortly, straight to the meat department looking for anything discounted.

>>854042
You've done ausneets proud son. What kind of pidser was it?

>>854044
margarita

>>854038
Not if you know which road to sleep on

>>854042
Nurgle is within reach.

>>854043
Grab me some chicken with a use by date of 13 may please.

>>854045
>margarita
Frankly disappointing. I would've expected more from an ausneets neet.

>>854050
?/? boongs hit ? more to go!

Night.

>>854052
Goodnight.

>>854052
Good night Pidge. xx

>>854051
I think there were 9 boongs hit for 2023

>>854055
Plenty left.

>>854055
We've all seen cruisey do more than that in a minute or two

>>854058
Thats mongs, not boongs

>>854060
this is not what i had in mind when i ordered a margarita

>>854059
That's bong hits, not boong hits, you mongs

I just read on kiwifarms that elephants rape rhinos.

Wish I had one of these:
https://sturmanskie.com/catalog/gagarin/2609-9045923/#

>>854063
with their trunks?

Is Webber Esquire around ?

>>854066
no shutup nerd

working late tonight ?

Listening to music and dancing around my room because I am based, even if I'm not quite nuro.

>>854069
based
>>854068
cringe

Looking up parlours in Heathridge.

>>854070
You need to learn when people are mocking you.

someone commissioned me to make them a comfy non chronically obese spin bike seat.

took a bit of engineering to figure it all out

was impressed with this job

>>854073
>engineering
m8, you don't even know year 11 maths.

>>854072
based
>>854073
cringe

>>854073
Well done.

buros made 18k this year, jobseekers included

>>854077
Based.
If he saves his money up he'll be able to move into the Nambour caravan park.

Watching The Wind (1928).

>>854069
nice one mate, i ordered some vinyl a few months ago and arrived today rain soaked and damaged ;(

should be dancing to it now

Specs of blood in that spew

The internal bleeding saga has begun

>>854048
No meat on sale those cheap bastards. They had bags of lettuce mix for 37 cents and a few packs of 'gourmet' hot dog buns for only 55 cents.

>>854081
Take yourself to hospital NEET.

>>854081
This happens in the whale. You need to go to hospital.

>>854077
why are you using a VPN and you know jobseeker ended many years ago rite ?

oh yeha i forgot you are the menatlly ill board troll from the bad home

>>854085
You don't even have a home - you're homeless!

>>854081
please be safe monk

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

>>854085
>>854086
cringe

Piss all down my pants. Don't have any clean ones to put on. Doesn't matter, this is the awesomeness of living alone.

I hate commies and leftists

>>854060
>>854061
Heillllllllllllll Margherita!

>>854090
Chuck them in an express 20 wash

>>854073
Make one with a smoother curve and a verandah holder.

>>854088
Nite neet.

>>854081
Poor mongk.

>>854099
Kek.

>>854093
>wash
Nah mate, I'm good for now

Has anyone ever tried drying damp clothes in an oven or microwave?

Centrelink $4000 payment program is launched to provide one time emergency payment to its beneficiaries sufferings financial problems like homelessness, unemployment or increased cost of living.

>>854102
Undies shrink

Centrelink $4000 Bonus April 2024 is intended to provide financial support to people who require emergency help due to financial hardship.

Washing trackies after a squirt of piss is over the top. Just chuck them in the wash after a few shits and you'll be fine.

Saw a recent picture of this cute asian chick I went to uni with many years ago. Horrible now, the wall has not been kind.

Government announced $250 Centrelink food vouchers to every Australian citizens suffering from food shortages due to financial problem. 
Apply online.

>>854103
Was this like the $750?

>>854109
The Australian government plans to roll out the $750 Centrelink cash relief in 2024, offering one-time financial aid to those in need, especially those impacted by natural disasters and economic uncertainties.
>9 hours ago

Centrelink has been cut to $600 a fortnight

>>854103
Piss off

Call 1800 250 015

>>854111
Has it?

>>854112
tbqh monk could use one of those interest free loans, he could use it to get some nice alcohol, get his confidence back and head into the cas with the rest of it, bet big and win enough to pay off his debts

I have an old video by VaporNEET on my phone. Does anyone want to see it?

>>854118
Oui.

had some more pidser

>>854085
The PEPE Flag is for posting Pepe, Pepito, Apu, & FREN Frogs.
Not for douchecanoe posting.

>>854123
Based.

Many hours were spent drunkenly walking along the bike path in Longreach while listening to this song. I'd spend the day playing Skyrim or FNV and my night walks were the one outside thing I'd do.

>>854125
The song came on my playlist and the memories came racing back.

>>854123
cringe
>>854085
based

Pariston needs to reign it in.

>>854087
>>854097
Fuck off coons

Vapor neet video

>>854131
Semantics

Ausneets is boring now. Im leaving forever.
See you all tomorrow.

Nanabot has gone blind due to faceplanting in the retirement home.
Total indian agedcare worker death

>>854099
well no the internal clearances for the clamping mechanism made everything vastly more complictated

>>854118
VN yes

>>854123
paristan stated in his original charter he would be merciless about flase flagging and imitating NEETs

if he has not done anything about the abuse here from that same guy who has nothing better to do than be be a pest its not my problem

>>854137
You are the problem, late stayer.

>>854135
And it would be dead simple if you knew any maths...

>>854137
Based
>>854139
Cringe

>>854137
>than be be a pest
You keep spamming the board and then say this shit. Fuck off, nigger.

>>854140
You should codify this new posting style into an upvote/downvote system...

>>854143
Based
>>854142
Cringe

Pariston is going to allow this new form of low quality posting.

>>854146
I don’t care who’s in charge I’m going to do it anyway
until I get bored of it

Found a guy on google reviews giving all the rub and tugs 1 star and big write ups.
Surprised 9 times in a row when they do the flip and walk out flabagasted at the offer of extras.
Based as fuck.

Very bad thread in catalogue

Craig Kelly liked my tweet

>>854081
Sleep tight.

>>854116
Smart.

>>854123
Thanks m7

>>854149
Wealth of tug information.

>>854151
Descendant of Ned?

morning neets

>>854157
Good morning.

>>854157
>>854158
Good morning NEETs.

>>854159
Good morning.

>>854157
>>854158
>>854159
>>854160
mording

>>854160
>>854161
Good morning NEETs.

>>854161
>>854162
Good morning.

want to start the day with a bottle of coke

>>854164
I would drink Jolt Cola for breakfast if it was still a thing.

Messaged Bill and told him to stay home today and come tomorrow.

>>854165
I reckon the energy drink probably killed joly cola

>>854166
No
B I L L E D
woe.

>>854168
It would appear Drakes stock it in SA.
Might go looking this morning. Drank a fair bit of it in the late 90s/early 00s.

>>854169
I need to spent the day cleaning up my mess and packing up the rooms into tea chests and optionally paying to store them. It's the only way this shit is going to get finished.

>>854171
Are you keeping a lot of stuff that might be better off being thrown out?

>>854172
No. But I am also not one those NEETs who thinks that a mattress on the floor and a milk crate to sit on equals a fully furnished house.

>>854175
Breweries fear him.

It's falling out of me.

putting some garlic bread in the oven for breakfast, you neets want a loaf?

>>854179
4 please

>>854179
No thanks, my gf is making me a bacon sammich

Acquired two bottles of Jolt at Drakes.
They only sell loose 330ml glass bottles.

>>854185
How much caffeine?

>>854185
Do you feel the jolt!

>>854184
He can be very nordy sometimes.

>>854186
32mg/100ml, which is lower than I remember it.
I reckon in the 90s it was closer to 45 or 50mg per 100ml and the bottles were 500 or 600ml

>>854189
you should dissolve a few no-doze pills in it, make it an old school jolt

yeah wikipedia says it used to be 47mg/100ml and 615ml bottles

heckin nanny state

>>854192
Language!

girls have poo up they bum but pretend they dont

What's the normal fortnightly Centrelink amount? I thought it was only $5xx?

>>854179
Wonder if Domino's uses real butter or margarine.

>>854163
>>854162
>>854161
>>854160
>>854159
>>854158
>>854157
Morning

>>854194
Uncomfy post.

just want to lie around doing nothing today

>>854197
Morning

going to dan for some medicine

Cummed too hard. Vital life energy and motivation.. gone

>>854203
Tell Dan I said hi.

Bloody cold, might close all the windows and do a bunch of farts so the house smells like hot food.

Team America: World Police (2004) will be on womboflix tonight, 7pm AEST.

Garn acquire a white mondster, because surely this time it will work.

>>854207
I will be there.

>>854209
Everyone except the prick who demanded it be shown will turn up

Told my stupid computer to reboot and install updates before I went out and it’s still sitting there at 100% and cleaning up.

>>854211
windows?

>>854212
Yeah. Half the problem is the shit hard drive I was sold when the original failed. It’s a drive designed for archiving, so slow as shit. I think that’s half the problem.

We all need to start using arch

>>854214
We really don't.

The white mondster gave me a second poo, it was worth it for that reason if nothing else. But I swear that's the last one, I'm going to buy a pack of no-doze next time I'm at woolies, use that instead.

>>854216
This is a Jolt board as of this morning.

>>854217
You haven't even posted a single jolt meme mate. You're still in monster land wonder boy.

>>854221

How is a fat fuck like wayne knight still alive after 30 years?

>>854222
good jewish genes?

>>854222
Didn't dinosaur eat him?

Gayday mate, wellcom to cuck-Straya:

https://x.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1791452443038871766

>>854225
Social credit score here we come

Guess who I saw at the beach?

Food please

>>854228
I had a garlic sauce wrap from Opordo and a fanta

>>854229
So where is my garlic sauce wrap and fanta? Where is food

>>854230
I didn't know your dietary requirements.

>>854227
Grego?

>>854232
No, Nuro.

>>854233
how fat is he really?

>>854234
He's not fat at all. He's built.

>>854235
I knew it. Does he have a beard?

>>854236
Yes. A very masculine and well-groomed one.

is the hungry jack's big jack worth getting?

>>854238
not particularly

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/sydney-woman-survives-five-cancers-with-11-organs-removed/news-story/386b3c80e4cabb0a749b1e1db2234dea
in this gripping installment, the journalist redefines the word 'organ'

so desperate for ufo vids I haven't seen yet that I'm watching a woman narrate one

>>854195
Lowest rate is increasing close to DSP
>Single, no children: $762.70
Excluding other payments.

>>854197
I like that image.

>>854203
Tug?

>>854231
I think his requirements are
>food
>big

>>854243
>increasing close to DSP
Uppity plebs.

I got in trouble for using the word uppity once.

>>854241
Old style working class comedy. They'd put him in jail today.

Lobsters up a Paki's arse.

At a highway reststop. Strategically preventing a potential rectal catastrophe

>>854251
You need to humble yourself enough to wear diapers on these trips.

>>854252
nasa space nappies

>>854251
please post reviews of the best fast food places, and which ones have qts working at them

>>854252
Fantastic travel advice.

>>854252
And he can change himself when he stops to refuel.

>>854249
Womboflix will be playing this this evening before the movie.

Wagies in their front yards preventing me from going out.

>>854259
My snoopy neighbour moved out two weeks ago and nobody has moved in next door and quite frankly I am loving it.

>>854221
>>854220
>>854219
Never heard of it.

>>854222
He's no longer a fat fuck that's why.

>>854259
Have they laid an ambush for you?

Might stop being a fat fuck and go on a diet...tomorrow

There is nothing wrong with being a NEET of size. All NEETs are beautiful.

>>854264
I'm starting Monday I think

>>854264
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

>>854265
The people outside don't want to know us.
Still having flashbacks of that girl's face yesterday.

Back the ubereats. I'm now spending more time browsing ubereats than porn. Shamefur.

>>854268
A good suit will make the world of difference.

might do something norty

>>854271
When I do it, it's based. When you do it, it's cringe.

FishingNEET: Roger has just released a new episode: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZxOB9oWGq8 [Embed]

I am very tired. I need a nap. I may miss tonight's moofie. I hope not.

>>854275
The movie is 4 hours away. A nap is not 4 hours, a nap is like 1 hour

>>854275
You can watch Pootie Tang tomorrow.

KingCobraJFS is BACK, live and Chillin:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDU99WkbZ9o [Embed]

>>854274
lol at 9:10 when the random doggos appear when he starts reeling one in

>>854278
I wish Olive was back.

ffs tony heckin coney is back

Annnnnd he's gone.

>>854278
did he score more pussy?

>>854280
I wish Olive was black.

>>854284
She would make a good boong.

Drank three cofees, became tired

back off, me and Davo are sharing her

>>854287
You'll get inline with the rest of us.

>>854286
You need to get on the dexies

I hope Olive and Debiscuits get along alright. I and Davo dont want to be sorting out cat fights all the time.

>>854290
Imagine all the hair pulling.

Bunnings are basically selling houses https://www.bunnings.com.au/brands/s/stilla

Can someone give me a cuddle to warm me up please.
4.6 °C
Feels like 0.3 °C

>>854291
Imagine them fighting over the oscilloscope.

Garn hungry jacks to try the big jack, you neets want anything?

>>854293
Where are you, NEET? 16.7/12.4 here.

>>854291
imagine the pillow fights in their underwear

>>854297
imagine debiscuits putting on the big strapon and giving olive a good rogering

>>854295
one grilled chicken burger please

>>854299
oh and a triple whopper no pickles and a choggy thickshake

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-18/world-record-border-collie-working-dog-begins-new-farm-life/103840044
she is not as good as Sweetie

Hate these talented little shits so much it's unreal!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b03PjabUkis [Embed]

>>854302
...

You forgot the >

Gonna heckin swear

might take up skateboarding

>>854296
Barnaby land.

>>854308
It provides an insight into why he felt so at home when he was having a phone call on the ground.

>>854309
He's in Walcha now, an even colder place.

>>854310
He's living his best life too.

>>854313
He's busy talking to his cows.

>>854315
some prick in the sky keeps looking at his dog

>>854316
He doesn't know it but it's simply the moon

>>854318
I can see we have a man of culture among us.

might shit in a pan

>>854238
BJ $9.55 - ~240 grams - 2620kJ

BM $7.65 - ~240 grams - 2340kJ

GrandBM $9.70 - 3800kJ

t. Greg

>>854321
so more fat and less nasty green stuff?

>>854321
Thanks Grego

family size 7 meats gourmet pidser en route

>>854032
that morphine syrup is worth $600 a bottle.
Just saying.

>>854081
you'll be right. just wait until you spew clots before going to the vet.

>>854324
with a full complement of garlic bread?

>>854324
Two slices please.

Are you ronery neets? Don't be ronery, come join the boys tonight as we watch Team America: World Police (2004) in 1 hour. 10 minutes before that we will be playing some comedian Bernard Manning's >>854256 youtube videos.

1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>854329
Yumm-ho

>>854329
What are the 7 meats?

>>854327
I hope so.

>>854329
Now we're talkimg.

Ashamed of my behaviour today, will do better tomorrow I swear.

>>854332
Ham, Salami, pepperoni, lamb, beef, bacon, chicken

>>854329
1 Pepperoni
2 Ham
3 Minced beef
4 Chicken?
5 ?
6 ?
7 ?

>>854336
>will do better tomorrow I swear.
Sounds do-able.

Never mind

>>854286
Adrenal fatigue

ate 12 squares of pidser

>>854323
>>854322
From his comparison/review of the normal BM v GBM 6 years ago, the BM was $6.05 and only 199g, while the GBM was $7.55 and 326g. They forgot to put pickles and onion on both.

The BJ was $7.25 3(three) years ago.

From his '22 review of teh MacJr($6.75 2190kJ - He didn't bring the scales), the BMs were $6.95 while the GBMs $9.60.

I need a hobby.

>>854343
yeah, it was a disappointment, even the drive through qt was a let down

>>854344
I tolt u >>854239

>>854344
the girl at drakes was nice this morning
they make them dress better than colesworths too

>>854329
V. nice.

>>854347
U. are.

Subway needs to make these

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YqqQ4a-6EvQ [Embed]

>>854349
The Bung Fritz Society of SA calls that The Goering.

Any movie today?

>>854307
Joey Waddler

>>854351
Yes. Team America: World Police in ten minutes.

Harry on gumtree hasnt replied yet but his ad is still up. Maybe he is sick in hospital, I hope he's okay, I just have to wait until he is better and can message me back. Its freexing and I dont have any cold weather gear but cunts drop scarves and gloves and I picked one up for the ride to teh wage tmrw. I will keep my eyes open for another one on the footpath. I got some heavy shirts and a blanket coming from my online shop. Got some eggs and chickpeas leftover from dinner and I'll have that and some bread crusts for lunch tomorrow. Might soak my feet in a bucket of hot water and go to bed early to beat the friggen cold.

Ready.

>>854354
Watch the moofie.

>>854354
Harry sounds unreliable. You shouldn't deal with him.

>>854357
He just needs a better offer

>>854354
Stay warm neet, we were .7 this morning so the first frost is not far away.

ok neets, time for the movie, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>854358
Another $200?

>>854361
at least

Sadly, womboflix infrastructure has failed dietneet

What’s for dinner NEEties ?

>>854363
Sounds like an overheating Toshiba or a limited data plan

>>854367
he is one of the better quality neets

>>854368
who knows maybe his ISP thinks cytube is piracy and he using default DNS settings

anything is possible these days

Team America is too crude for me bros
I’ve turned into a prude

>>854370
why don't you just shit all over your balls?

>>854367
You don't even have a data plan except for bosslady's.

>>854370
You fucking poofta
>>854372
18.1

el oh el

Possum bit my legs and gave me diabetes once.

>>854376
He started humping my legs once, won't tell you what he gave me.

It is hard resisting the urge to slurp all over the live electrical wires hanging out of the wall in this particular room.

Who was BASED_ONE? Was that the real Nuro or was it LORD_NURO? I thought the latter was real but then the former showed up.

I never thought about how anti-holywood Team America was when I first saw it, only noticed it tonight.

>>854378
You're a wizard, moggie.

>>854384
Grand High Wizard of the Kot Kot Kot

Fucking freezing my little neet nuts of in here. Woe.

>>854384
Well bantered.

>>854386
Meow.

>>854386
Give them a rub.

>>854389
Get Nuro to mouth them gently.

>>854382
nuro was posting under a guest account on cytube so I registered the username as an account and it let me post as though I was him lol.

>>854295
I bet it's fucking tiny

Teh Heightful Eight is on tele

>>854396
was there a scene in that where a white guy fellates a nigga? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

>>854395
You need big food?

>>854382
I changed VPNs at the end of the moofie and back again and cytube had a massive cry

also someone is mad tonight and looking for trouble so i cant be fucked with place, pretty muchn same as everyone else

Night.