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NEET General #841 - Puppetmaster Edition NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No. 854988
Is there someone behind the scenes, pulling the /ausneets/ strings?

Old thread: >>853972


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.854998 del
SA BEST A


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.854999 del
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TESSA BEST GIRL!
TESSA BEST GIRL!
TESSA BEST GIRL!


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.855000 del
>>854985
I use Kate.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.855009 del
>>854988
I believe cruisey is our most jewish neet, must be him.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.855017 del
garn for a waddle, you neets need anything?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.855018 del
>>855017
I'm out of coffee. Please get me some.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.855019 del
>>855002
Yes you are. You've already paid.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.855020 del
>>855019
You can have one of my no-doze pills


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.855021 del
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Big food here


NEET Board owner 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.855024 del
A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.

If you think you have what it takes please email: [email protected]

Currently Tiffin is still the only applicant.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.855025 del
>>855024
>Tiffin
Jesus Christ.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.855026 del
>>855025
He is a good NEET but I wouldn't go that far.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.855027 del
Every time the BO ignores Tiffin's emails he offers another $200.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.855028 del
Some dude from SA Power Networks was rooting around in my power box. I had to take the padlock off the gate so he could get in.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.855029 del
>>855024
I vote for Davo with Cruisey and Possum as backups.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.855031 del
>>855028
What is he trying to accomplish?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.855032 del
>>855028
Ask him for some free power.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.855033 del
>>855031
He put fuse covers on the ceramic fuses and checked the earthing relative to the front lawn. He also removed a large mud wasp nest.
He noted they had written to me about four years ago saying they needed to install a smart meter and the box was non-compliant and I had told them to fuck off. He agreed with my assessment regarding who had to pay for that work.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.855034 del
>>855029
You managed to nominate one of the few NEETs even more unsuitable than Tiffo.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.855035 del
>>855034
Absolute slander.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.855036 del
>>855035
NoFun is not a NEET of good reputation.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.855038 del
Day 2 on the wagon.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.855039 del
>>855038
How is it going?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.855040 del
>>855039
Fine. Was up at 7:30 yesterday but slept in till 1 today. Gwen gym later. Grandmabot still alive


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.855041 del
>>855039
he's back here, so the wheels are wobbling


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>>854994
ACCURATE


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.855043 del
>>855042
Based.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.855045 del
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>>855025
I for one look forward to the rise of our glorious new fuhrer


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.855046 del
>>855045
me top left


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.855047 del
>>855046
You look good neet, only the slightest bit of norwooding.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.855048 del
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>>855044
Very talented.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.855049 del
>>855044
I hope this is for the musical. Very promising.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.855050 del
>>855048
Some say he copied his haircut from Cruisey.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.855051 del
Horny


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.855052 del
>>855051
Knock the top off it neet.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.855053 del
>>855051
*smacks you on the cock with a wooden spoon*


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.855054 del
>>855051
Tug time?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.855055 del
Lots of yous from thr last yhread i accedently deleted


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.855056 del
>>855009
Monk is. This is all a self depreciating Woody bit that we'll struggle to understand once.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.855057 del
>>855017
6 custard puffs.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.855058 del
>>855024
Tiffo is the only option.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.855059 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.855060 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.855061 del
>>855028
Was it in the rain?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.855062 del
>>855055
go back and do it again


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.855063 del
>>855056
>Monk is jewish
Nah, my money's on irish blood


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.855064 del
>>855033
They always paid for it


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.855065 del
>>855036
NoFun would ban every hecking fr*gposting numpty.
RIP


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.855066 del
>>855062
Most were pity you's


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.855067 del
>>855061
it hasn't rained in 5 years here


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.855068 del
>>855063
My NEETlore is impecable.
He's a greasy hairy italian jew gorilla.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.855069 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.855070 del
Got in a lift with Karen from middle management today. Some repair chud was riding it up to the plant room on the roof and had also unlocked the button for the secret top level, the one reserved for devs and celebs and corporate whores. You can be a basic privs user for decades and not see this epic shit so i block the door open and we are walkig around checking it out, taking selfies with the view windows and being unauthorized as all get out. Karen trys her swipe card on the doors that go outside to the viewing pad but no beuno so we leave before the security drones can buzz us. Should have been happy at stumbling on the cheat for the forbidden zone but I was fuked up about missing out my chance to do a running dive off the pad to the street below and end my simulation like a Boss. Got enough XP bonuses from today to level up and play something else for a while. Bike wheel is buckled and the ride in now features fukn frost. I'm too short time for this shit.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.855071 del
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Stupid bloody thing. It's not even night time.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.855072 del
>>855071
>Stupid bloody
you stupid bloody bastard bitch bloody fuck you


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.855073 del
Imagine sending a message back to 2008 and telling them that indiana jones and the crystal skull was not the worst indiana jones movie that would ever be made. They would either never believe you or would consider the future too dark to want to go on existing.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.855074 del
>>855071
It's laughing at you neet.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.855075 del
>>855073
I saw it at the cinema on release day with a couple of people from work and on the drive home there was just stunned silence from everybody thinking about how bad it was.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.855076 del
I should get a katana and start slicing some gypsies


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.855077 del
I would do some serious community service for this shithole


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.855078 del
>>855076
Long time no see, International Cruisey.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.855079 del
Characters in this book keep eating cronuts, now I want to try one.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.855080 del
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>>855076
Soon all our katana training will pay off. Soon.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.855081 del
>>855070
Slampiggery?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.855082 del
>>855071
It loves you


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.855086 del
Ducklings can climb concrete walls.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.855087 del
>>855078
yeah
I assume a lot has changed but everything remained the same


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.855088 del
If a Romanian came at me with a katana I would simply say "¡Hasta Mañana!" and shoot him.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.855089 del
>>855087
I've been here for 7 years or so, literally nothing has changed


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.855090 del
>>855076
hey neeto, hope you have been well.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.855091 del
>>855070
>Got enough XP bonuses from today to level up and play something else for a while.
Positive development.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.855092 del
>>855089
Weber got fatter.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.855093 del
>>855076
International Cruisey!


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.855094 del
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>>855092
Did we always have the brown snake?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.855095 del
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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.855096 del
>>855079
They're hipster food.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.855097 del
>>855088
found the gypsy


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.855098 del
>>855094
Possum would say mean things about Weber sometimes.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.855099 del
>>855097
I'm a boong, mate. There is a subtle but definite difference.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.855100 del
>>855098
Constructive criticism.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.855101 del
>>855098
Weber may well have been the reason the reason he first used ‘Vile’ here.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.855102 del
>>855099
a gypsy boong?


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.855104 del
>>855076
Hey, we missed you lol.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.855105 del
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>>855102
He is all boong.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.855106 del
falling asleep


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.855107 del
>>855104
To be honest I thought he was dead.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.855108 del
>>855106
me too, the price of not having any caffeine after 9am is that I get sleepy by evening


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.855109 del
>>855108
I'm going to watch tv on the couchbed shortly and fall asleep


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.855110 del
>>855108
You need something to stimulate you.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.855111 del
>>855109
Goodnight.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.855112 del
>me: 11:43am: "Is this the right tenancy?"
<them: 12:15pm: "yes"
<them: 17:47pm: "I believe we were logging into the wrong tenancy"


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.855113 del
>>855110
A plug?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.855114 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.855115 del
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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.855116 del
imagine breeding boongs with gypsies, niggers, albinos, and mexicans
we would set back the human evolution back to homo erectus


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.855117 del
>>855116
>imagine breeding boongs with gypsies, niggers, albinos, and mexicans
Isn't that just a Hungarian?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.855118 del
I'm sorry, Big Fella. Please don't kill me.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.855119 del
>>855118
Your bad upbringing and ill manners are showing.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.855120 del
>>855119
You sound classist and elitist.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.855121 del
>>855119
It is not Weber, he has already gone to couchbed.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.855123 del
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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.855125 del
Haven't weighed myself in 6 months, might be heavier than webby by now.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.855126 del
>>855125
I am more concerned about when we are going to get our first CEO. It's 7XL for CEO, right?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.855127 del
>>855122
That is how I thought my house would look 18 months ago.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.855128 del
>>855127
You need to let Bill go wild in there and he'll fix it


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.855129 del
>>855125
Stand on one leg and halve your weight.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.855130 del
>>855126
The true behemoths don't admit it on here. Too much shame.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.855131 del
>>855128
Does he trust Bill with power tools though.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.855132 del
>>855117
>boong
So an Australian.
>gypsy, nigger, albino, mexican
So an American.
I just call 'em Anglos.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.855133 del
Can't believe he told such a dumb and pointless lie to Motherbat like that.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.855134 del
>>855130
How much do I have to eat to reach behemoth status? Asking for a mate.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.855135 del
>>855131
Bill will fix the mistake eventually.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.855136 del
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>>855134
Just keep at it neet,Nurgle 2025 is calling.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.855137 del
>>855136
he was so close to platform 9.75


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.855138 del
>>855137
He'd have taken the lot off the trolley.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.855140 del
>>855135
There is no fixing Weber.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.855141 del
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>>855137
I know what you're thinking.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.855142 del
>>855140
He's pretty much perfect already.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.855143 del
>>855140
Everything can be fixed.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.855144 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.855147 del
off to the gym.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.855148 del
>>855147
have a good lift


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.855149 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.855150 del
Still haven't done any exercise for days.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.855151 del
Still horny


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.855152 del
>>855151
Take a cold shower.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.855153 del
>>855148
Cheers. I'm freezing at the train station right now.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.855154 del
>>855153
Are you wearing the hat?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.855155 del
Pushed a big lot of air out of my bum hole.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.855156 del
>>855150
>>855152
I was hoping to solve this neets problem.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.855157 del
>>855155
Put the plug back in.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.855158 del
>>855150
ok, did some cardio, still fat


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.855159 del
>>855158
I'm fat too. It is a very upsetting state of affairs.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.855160 del
>>855157
Well bantered.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.855161 del
Night.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.855162 del
>>855161
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.855163 del
>>855154
No, I'm going to the gym. I'm wearing a beanie instead. My hair has got enough length now too that I'm not embarrassed about it being seen.


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>forced to open a second browser window because there are so many tabs open in the first one it's slowed to a crawl and I'm too lazy to close any of them


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.855165 del
>>855163
we need a neet workshop on how best to style your hair to cover up norwooding


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>>855165
I'm a Norwood 2. I'm curious to know what the other norwood neets are. I think a 2 is about the borderline before people start commonly regarding you as balding.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.855167 del
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER ?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.855168 del
>>855164
You need a bigger monitor to fit them all in.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.855169 del
>>855167
That iranian PM is confirmed dead as well, say what you will about the israelis, at least they get shit done.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.855170 del
Found sketchy frozen lamb, made Mongolian hot pot.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.855171 del
>>855170
I will have mine with rice please.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.855172 del
Nuro is Peter's most valuable asset


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>>855173
This is the /ausneets/ official chinked picture, please make use of it from now on.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.855176 del
>>855175
That's a big one.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.855177 del
>>855175
He's out hunting.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.855178 del
>>855177
On the prowl.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.855179 del
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ok, bedtime for this boy, going to lie down and watch some youtube


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.855180 del
Get to the fucking gym monk.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.855181 del
>>855179
Good night NEETo.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.855182 del
>>855179
Night neet, you look comfy.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.855183 del
I'm hungry, I need more bedtime snacks


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.855184 del
>>855183
Have some cheese.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.855185 del
>>855184
might do that, and a warm glass of milk too


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.855186 del
>>855184
Cheers.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.855187 del
I love cheese. It is a shame it is so expensive.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.855188 del
>>855186
Coons.


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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.855190 del
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Hot pot is a good way to make left overs and random vegetables edible.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.855191 del
>>855190
Looks excellent.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.855192 del
>>855095
Faggot


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>>855179
Just finished rebuilding my road bike

New drivetrain, cranks, pedals, shoes cleats. I am going to do early morning rides before work NEETs. I am goin to lose the gut i am going to do it.

Fuck the wagon. I am merely going to ride past it.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.855194 del
>>855193
Good luck NEET. Ease into it.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.855195 del
Whats an office based career field that makes good money which I don't need a degree for?

>>855180
I did, first time in almost 2 months


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.855196 del
Pro-tip numpty: When you reply to your own posts, don't refer to yourself as a NEET...


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.855197 del
>>855190
9/10 for presentation.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.855198 del
>>855196
Pro-tip: Pour gasoline on yourself spark a Bic lighter.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.855199 del
>gasoline


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.855200 del
>>855193
Good attitude


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.855201 del
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iCold


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.855202 del
>>855117
the neet hungaro-romanian alliance stands still, no need to stir us up


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.855203 del
>>855146
who's hunting who?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.855204 del
>>855150
not even halbere?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.855205 del
>>855164
download some ram already


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.855206 del
fuck it, I'm having some more chamomile


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.855207 del
>>855206
don't overdose


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.855208 del
Mrog


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.855209 del
>>855208
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.855210 del
>>855208
morning


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.855211 del
>>854988
The absolute state of a board that uses AI generated images for its thread title images.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.855212 del
>>855211
The meme factory was closed down. No more pajeets finns to mspaint memes for you.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.855213 del
>>855193
Imagine not using aero spokes on your wheels, those aren't even double butted.
FAIL BIKE


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.855214 del
>>855212
On balance i would prefer that AI images never got invented. They are just awful like how you feel after eating chinese food.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.855215 del
>>855214
Frankly the NEETs here have to take the matter in their own hands and start drawing Pepes.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.855216 del
>>855214
>how you feel after eating chinese food
You sure it just wasn't cooked with gutter oil?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.855217 del
>>855212
The pajeet fears the AI replacement


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.855218 del
>>855215
The NEETs are very stupid.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.855219 del
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>>855215
I just done this one in mspaint


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.855220 del
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>>855219
I used the wrong background colour


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.855221 del
>>855220
>I used the wrong background colour
See: >>855218


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.855222 del
>>855191
Still needs work, when you make this a a quick soup it's hard to get the spices out. Licorice didn't work.
>>855197
Bowl of slop/slop, but the mint was worth getting


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.855223 del
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>>855219
>>855220
Very nice.
You can alter other images, like picrel.
Problem with mspaint it doesn't have a bunch of tools that makes editing easier.
GIMP might be too overwhelming. I'm sure there are other solutions.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.855224 del
>>855217
Wait for the needful AI, fed a billion good morning texts and redeems.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.855225 del
>>855206
Didn't get through yesterday without gofee, goffee Wagon is difficult


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.855226 del
>>855225
That sugar free mondster I accidentally bought is so bad I've managed to limit myself to one can on rising for the last few days.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.855227 del
Think I might accidentally buy some custard tarts for breakfast


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.855228 del
>>855227
Don't get the Woolies brand ones.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.855229 del
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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.855230 del
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https://archive.is/S0vZe
>>Aboriginal poet Ali Cobby (((Eckermann))) wins Book of the Year at NSW Premier's Literary Awards


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.855231 del
>>855230
2nd last (tied) in terms of prize money and they write the article about it.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.855232 del
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for the past 2 months I've seen drones flying around my parents house
today a jet plane in broad day
and now I was hearing heavy machines running at night
I thought we're being invaded, but it turns out it's just tractors


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.855233 del
>>855232
That happens to my house to when someone goes missing in the area, they never find them.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.855234 del
>>855232
Do you think they're building fortifications with the tractors?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.855235 del
I'm bored. When are israel and iran gonna nuke each other?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.855236 del
>>855235
Doesn't Israel's nuclear response plan basically state that they will nuke everybody if they are attacked?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.855237 del
>>855236
Everyone except me


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.855238 del
>>855237
I'm coming to live with you.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.855239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CSvz9VaBjqQ [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.855240 del
Ben g thomas's youtube channel now has a roastie doing the narrating, can't decide whether she's ok looking or not.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.855241 del
>>855233
the flag checks out
>>855234
it's some sort of giant agricultural corporation working on their crops


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.855242 del
>>855240
literally who?


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.855243 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Skouisrgu7s [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.855244 del
>>855240
she is mid
beggars cant be choosers though


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.855245 del
girls dont know nothing about dinosaurs


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.855246 del
>>855243
I'll pick her up on a country road and when I'm finished I drop what's left of her home.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.855247 del
>>855245
They know about big dinosaur dick


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.855249 del
John Farnham died.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.855250 del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.855251 del
(38.89 KB 720x710 horse-in-ute.webp)


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.855252 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.855253 del
>>855251
He's gonna fuck all those animals


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.855255 del
still haven't pooed today yet, deebly goncerned


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.855256 del
>>855255
2pm is the optimum poo time
gets rid of breakfast and lunch
makes room for dinner


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.855257 del
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>>855241
>giant agricultural corporation working on their crops


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.855258 del
>>855190
Looks nice n tasty.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.855259 del
Feel like a chickpea curry


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.855260 del
>>855226
They wern't the mondsters you wanted, but the mondsters you need.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.855261 del
>>855222
Would have been a ten if you wiped the sides of bowl clean.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.855262 del
Forgot to tell you, 50 in yesterday, 150 out.
Just spent that 100 on a tug.
Went with enough for a vile bbbj facefuck and anal but the wench was a 6 at best. She had to change hands a few times and got to the point where her fake moans were becoming irritating. Was rubbing my date when I nutted and shot over my head and farted. Had a giggle with her about it.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.855263 del
>>855220
Pretty good tbh


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.855264 del
>>855223
I liked paint.net (i think it was called), sort of like adobe lite.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.855265 del
>>855262
You are shameful, Cruisedog.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.855266 del
>>855262
Enjoy AIDS


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.855267 del
>>855262
You need to embrace the life of celibacy and put your wicked days behind you.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.855268 del
>>855262
>her fake moans were becoming irritating
I don't like this idea. If I'm spending hundreds of dollars on a whore the experience better be all about my pleasure, not hers. Just tell her to make whimpering noises or something.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.855269 del
Feeling too brain damaged to do anything this morning. Gonna play some vidya, because I'm sure that'll fix my life right up.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.855270 del


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.855271 del
not many mornings this morning

NO Morning NEETs


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.855272 del
>>855213
>Imagine not using aero spokes on your wheels,
they are certainly sapim CX ray bladed aero spokes
>those aren't even double butted.
thats a contadiction
>FAIL BIKE
no shit bait and you fail again at life you assclown


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.855273 del
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NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.855274 del
>>855268
Just tell her to shut the fuck up and punch her in the back of the head.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.855275 del
>>855213
Dear God. Imagine having the audacity to question Nuro.....


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.855277 del
>>855268
I make manly grunts to drown them out. If they act disgusted by anything, I call them good girls.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.855278 del
Ebrahim Raisi questioned nuro once on helicopter maintenance. Look what happened to him.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.855279 del
Still haven't pooped, running at least 3 hours behind schedule, worried.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.855280 del
The garbage has started early today, will come back after lunch and see if the place has settled down.


NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.855281 del
Poor judgement. This is the gen's finest hour.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.855282 del
>>855280
Cruisey (smoothbrain) got everybody het up with his sex post.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.855283 del
>>855280
>garbage

calling out someones bullshit is not garbage, but the 6/60 rubtug made me cringe


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.855284 del
Why isn't Cruisey offering NEETs haircuts? His ex-misso turned one of the rooms into a salon.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.855285 del
>>855284
All the neets are reaching norwood end stage, there's no future in haircuts.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.855286 del
>>855271
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.855287 del
>>855279
Queue of tasks.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.855288 del
>>855285
Well bantered.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.855289 del
>>855285
You can still charge $10 (two spins) a pop for a #1 all over.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.855290 del
>>855285
She could braid the halo.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.855291 del
Sorry for all the bumbling turns out I'm part oaf


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.855292 del
>>855291
motherbat has called me an oaf many many times


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.855293 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.855294 del
>>855293
Your boy is messed up.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.855295 del
>>855257
then internet went down for half an hour (never happened before)
I really thought the russians took it down and were planning to attack
my schizo ass was afraid to go outside of the house because they could see me with thermal vision


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.855296 del
>>855295
they could see you inside the house with thermal vision and put a .50 into you through the wall if they wanted to


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.855297 del
how the fuck did this made any sense to begin with?
it's a small village that nobody gives a flying fuck about
we don't even have roads
it's all hills
goddammit how retarded can one even be
you know what? I've seen what alcohol does to people, but it seems like being sober is even worse


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.855298 del
>>855296
I was thinking about getting back into improvised guns
just for safety reasons


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.855299 del
>>855298
>improvised
>safety


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.855300 del
>>855299
hey I didn't blow my head off in 6th grade, I have both of my eyes, and my hearing is immaculate
that's as safe as it gets


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.855301 del
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>>855298
I would've thought everyone in eastern europe owned a military surplus ak47. Disappointing.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.855302 del
>>855301
in our textbooks romania is central europe


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.855303 del
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>>855302
>central europe
LOL


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.855304 del
Finally put in an application for a volunteer position. Been procrastinating this for months. Gonna get some kfc for lunch to celebrate. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.855305 del
>>855304
Good luck NEET. Maxi popcoin chicken please.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.855306 del
>>855304
No thanks, I just had a Chicken McSpicy (not spicy at all), a Chicken Cheese, 10 nuggets, large fries, and large chocolate thickshake.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.855307 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.855308 del
Is there some easy bullshit way of getting a student email address in australia? I don't want to sign up for a whole uni course.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.855309 del
>>855306
>chocolate thickshake
Was it good? They don't taste like they used to.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.855310 del
>>855304
get me some more rachmaninoff
blue, red it doesn't matter


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.855311 del
>>855307
Well bantered by that fellow.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.855312 del
>>855309
Nah the chocolate shake is basically vanilla now. The whole experience was pretty bad.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.855313 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.855314 del
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Say something nice about the eSafety Commissioner


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.855316 del
I want more chocolate, I don't care about how fat I'm getting.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.855317 del
11 days without an Olive


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.855318 del
Are tafe certificate courses still free?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.855319 del
>>855313
Poorly memed.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.855320 del
>>855318
in what universe?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.855321 del
>>855316
Get the Aldi coconut chocolate block.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.855323 del
>>855322
yeah, looks like courses like cyber security are free


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.855324 del
Found a new hentai artist. might wank later


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.855325 del
>>855324
you should hire some of those jungle gook tuggers to pretend to be japanese girls


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.855326 del
>>855323
*if you qualify


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.855327 del
>>855326
why wouldn't I qualify?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.855328 del
>>855327
Did you see the list on that page I linked? Abbos, women, special interest groups, ..., white men


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.855329 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.855330 del
I washed my hair with soap in the shower just now. The shampoo I had been using was either causing scalp itch or not fixing it.
They say you can't use soap on your scalp/hair because the ph is not right. But I will see how it goes. Feels fine for now, but too early to tell.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.855331 del
told my boss I'm not calling some sydney number to speak to a curry muncher
waiting for the dummy spit


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.855332 del
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>>855317
Shes busy.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.855333 del
>>855332
He goes by Ryan when he's working at Woolies.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.855334 del
>>855331
lel he replied "that's fine, I've let the client know" and then asked me to do some other unrelated shit


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.855335 del
Who's the furry private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Possum)
You're damn right
Who is the NEET that would risk his neck for his brother NEET?
(Possum)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
(Possum)
Right on


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.855336 del
Still giggling about farting on the table, on her digit.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.855337 del
>>855329
Boobies


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.855338 del
>>855337
don't even think about them


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.855339 del
$65 to the chinaman so his white employees can wash my clothes.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.855340 del
might make a surprise visit to Motherbat tomorrow night and come back Thursdee mording


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.855341 del
that first double passionfruit cruiser went down too fast


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.855342 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.855343 del
(1.20 MB 480x270 got one!.mp4)


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.855344 del
second can went down too fast too


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.855345 del
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ok, going to try to get on the diet wagon for two days starting tomorrow. Nuro will probably have lost his gut and gotten ripped in that time.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.855347 del
eight thousand in cash, in thousand dollar bundles, in two zip lock baags.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.855348 del
twenty five dollar bag of macadamias


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.855350 del
>>855346
The herder community is small and tight knit, and follows one rule above all others - never grass on another herder.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.855351 del
Might have a cheeky caffeine pill - if I'm whining about not being able to sleep later, remind me it was my fault.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.855352 del
>>855348
how many grams is that?
they used be $38 a kilo when I was a kid


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.855353 del
>>855347
Family feast please.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.855354 del
>>855352
$84.85 a kilo but they are from the vegan shop
basically the only place to get quality non meat food these days.


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.855357 del
Day 4 wagon. Nanabots legs have started going cold. Not long now.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.855358 del
>>855357
Are you with her?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.855359 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.855360 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.855361 del
>>855358
I was there on Sunday. Going back tonight.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.855362 del
>>855361
Has she discovered your lie yet?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.855363 del
When I was growing up there was a story that went around about someone who put a vacuum cleaner on their dick and the vacuum had blades in it and cut off the person's dick.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.855364 del
>>855362
Oh I thought I was talking to Weber. Disregard.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.855365 del
>>855347
What are you buying NEET?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.855366 del
>>855361
Good.
We come into the world with a room full of people and we deserve to exit it surrounded by people who care about us.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.855367 del
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>tfw no-one cares about you


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.855368 del
>>855367
We care, NEET.
I'm sure you have at least one family member left.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.855369 del
>>855303
Trick is current day Romania lies within an intersection. Transylvania is Central Europe, Wallachia is Balkans, Moldavia is Eastern Europe.
They are exploiting our land so they can claim they are Central Europe.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.855370 del
>>855363
It shreds and cleans up the mess


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.855371 del
>>855264
>paint.net
Ah yeah, that exists, I heard about it.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.855372 del
>>855367
My dad cares about you if your hole is nice and tight


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.855373 del
These third world Euro states with their petty nationalist conceits and disputes.
Feels good to be an Anglo chad.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.855374 del
>>855369
Yeah but they have badasses like Vlad and Dracula and you guys just have Mr Goulash.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.855375 del
>>855367
We are lone wolves.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.855376 del
>>855375
I'm more of a lone piglet


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.855377 del
>>855375
Once Motherbat dies I'll be alone proper. Sisterbot and Bill will be left with money and a property portfolio and a fucking Corvette.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.855378 del
I can smell wood burning, hope none of my bad home neighbours have managed to set their flats on fire.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.855379 del
>>855377
You need to leave it all to sweetie, set up a foundation for her since dogs can't legally own property.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.855380 del
>>855379
Sweetie is old as shit too. Might get another 18 months out of her, but not much more.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.855381 del
>>855376
You will transform neet as a caterpillar transforms into a beautiful butterfly, you will transform into magnificient crackling.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.855382 del
>>855377
and about 15 fishing rods that haven't caught anything and a kayak and a bunch of guns SAPOL will cut in half when Bill fucks that up


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.855383 del
Should we put all our neetbux into bitcoin to stop the central banks from robbing us with inflation?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.855384 del
>>855373
Except with the Scott, the Irish, the Dutch, the French, the Injun, the neger, the Indian, the Paki...


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.855385 del
>>855382
3 banjos, a BMX, metal lathe and bridgeport dating back to the 1940s, bleepbloop gear
The more I think about it, the more I'm going to haunt those cunts if they fuck it all up


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.855386 del
The Abo


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.855387 del
(85.64 KB 524x262 boongcu.jpg)


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.855388 del
>>855386
big racism, mate


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.855389 del
>>855384
The Scots and the Dutch are honorary anglos, the irish are honorary niggers.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.855390 del
>>855389
Why did you try to genocide the Dutch then?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.855391 del
>>855390
they talk funny


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.855392 del
>>855390
Genocide? We made one of their guys king.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.855393 del
finished my cruisers
opened a magnum of moscato
got to do a firewall upgrade remotely at 6pm


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.855395 del
>>855393
how does one upgrade a firewall?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.855396 del
>>855395
iptables -F
iptables -X


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.855397 del
>>855395
like firmware and shit nigga, you wouldn't understand


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.855398 del
>>855392
That's just some weird fetish like the obsession with jewesses. I see that on this board.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.855399 del
>>855398
you don't even have a board for your countrymen, just a generic euro board


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.855400 del
Bad home neet threw a can on my lawn, going to belt the fuck out of him at some later point.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.855401 del
>>855399
It's a good board though. They discuss intellectual shit, whereas we have one thread talking about fast food, peepee, poopoo, wanks, jews, and a few girls.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.855402 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.855403 del
>>855354
>quality non meat food


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.855404 del
>>855356
Thicc.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.855405 del
>>855399
But my countrymen has one. I won't tell which.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.855406 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.855407 del
>>855382
>>855385
Don't haunt me when I get my eyelash please.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.855408 del
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>>855405
I'll look for it.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.855409 del
>>855355
Beware the grappler.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.855410 del
>>855396
kek

>>855397
If it bricks is there a console port, someone there or she'll be right?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.855411 del
>>855410
go to couchbed without saying anything


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.855412 del
>>855357
Sad news. Stay on the wagon.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.855413 del
>>855412
Monk was born to host a wake


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.855414 del
>>855411
Support ticket with the vendor raised?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.855415 del
>>>/turul/
the Hungary board is fucked up


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.855416 del
I'm fucking loving these no-doze pills neets, nearly as good as dexies for energy and focus, but legal and purchasable at the supermarket.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.855417 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.855418 del
>>855416
until you develop a tolerance


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.855419 del
>>855416
NEET! No?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.855420 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.855421 del
>>855420
Good meme.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.855422 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.855423 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.855424 del
>>855420
somebody post the whole thing. Its quite poignant.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.855425 del
>>855424
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.855426 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.855427 del
that was fucken dumb


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.855428 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.855429 del
Little Kiwi birby has an executive end stage.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.855430 del
>>855426
Tell her it will get rid of her worms.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.855431 del
>>855430
I feel bad for taking her to Aldi and telling her the box would have said 'hot' if it was hot.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.855432 del
Found my old laptop
Going to use it as a diary


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.855433 del
>>855431
>I feel bad
That was what she wanted when she sent you the text. It probably wasn't hot at all.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.855434 del
Wanna buy that shirt.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.855435 del
>>855433
she has old granny gums


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.855436 del
>>855416
They must have some nasty additives?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.855437 del
>>855436
Like what? Chalk or whatever binder they're using to form pills?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.855438 del
>>855426
Just tell her to put the toilet paper in the fridge.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.855439 del
>>855438
She wont have eaten enough to do that. She probably texted me after 1.5 mouthfulls.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.855440 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.855442 del
Posded pasda on /ck/


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.855443 del
>>855442
Do you have any tips for this poster?
>>>/ck/341


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.855444 del
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>>855345
for all intensive purposes i am not doing too bad considering the abuse i have given my body.....

this is me with alcoholism and a shit diet and no fucks given, could be much much worse.....


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.855445 del
>>855442
That toilet-dwelling POS literally shat the place up...


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.855446 del
>>855444
Based.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.855447 del
>855444
[X]


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.855448 del
>>855447
you seem mad.....


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.855449 del
firewall upgrade complete
cunt took about 10 minutes to reboot and restablish a VPN connection so I was slightly concerned


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.855450 del
>>855444
the guy on the bike does look ok for a middle age alcoholic who mainly eats take away, I'll give him that


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.855451 del
>>855449
If it failed would you have to go on site?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.855452 del
>>855449
>>855449
all i have been hearing about all week are windows 11 horror stories


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.855453 del
>>855451
nah fuck em


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.855454 del
>>855449
Big firewall firewall goes brrrrrrrr


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.855455 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.855456 del
>>855455
Based.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.855458 del
>>855457
Exploitable.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.855459 del
Can someone put a pepe face on nuro's manly body


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.855460 del
>>855444
so hecking paste


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.855462 del
>>855461
YEEEEEAH!


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.855463 del
>>855444
imagine not having panniers on your bike.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.855464 del
>>855441
Well tik'd. Well tok'd.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.855466 del
>>855444
Based.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.855468 del
Nuro you are Based, but not based enough to still be doing wheelies at your age.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.855469 del
>>855465
BASED
Now we just need to think of a fitting edition name for this masterpiece.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.855470 del
>>855468
You underestimate the full power of nuro's basedness.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.855471 del
>>855469
Guzmany Gomez Time Edition


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.855472 del
>>855469
Catch Me If You Can, Child Exploitation Unit Edition


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.855473 del
I thought he was fatter. I am a bit disappointed.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.855475 del
>>855467
Based.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.855476 del
>>855473
he's probably just making clever use of the myspace camera angle


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.855477 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.855478 del
>>855473
In a board full of waddlers, nuro is a rider


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.855479 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.855481 del
>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/20/microsoft-chatbot-assistant-pc
>Microsoft’s AI chatbot will ‘recall’ everything you do on its new PCs
Prepare for botnet, windows users


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.855482 del
>>855481
Trust the plan.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.855484 del
>>855483
Well memed.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.855485 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.855486 del
>>855481
Like anything new.
>virtual pornographic memory
>it will remember everything you’re doing on your computer and help figure out what you want to do next.
I will sell a computer that doesn't even need human interaction, it doesn't need the human to know what it does, he just turns it on and the computer does things on its own. It's only job will be to generate revenue for me.
$$$


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.855487 del
>>855481
Xp for life nigga


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.855488 del
>>855487
you are teh botnet nigger


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.855489 del
Out of Lea & Perrins. Are there any good or better alternative brands of Worcestershire sauce?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.855490 del
>>855489
I wouldn't trust the no name brands, probably just blackened gutter oil


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.855491 del
>>855489
Holbrooks is best.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.855492 del
>>855491
yeah, my old man used to have holbrooks, I never saw him use another brand


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.855493 del
>>855489
Spring Gully you dirty nigger


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.855494 del
>>855493
That is just sugar water with food colouring. No anchovies, no tamarind. Not actually Worcestershire sauce at all.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.855495 del
>>855494
you shut your whore mouth bitch


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.855496 del
>>855491
Thats all I use.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.855497 del
gonna watch telly and get some ice cream


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.855498 del
>>855496
A man of culture
>>855497
What flavour?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.855499 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.855500 del
>>855489
Just make your own, it's basically a south East Asian salad dressing but with molasses instead of cane sugar and cloves.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.855501 del
>>855499
I don't want to hear about big bad Andrew Tate and all those poor misguided innocent girls.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.855502 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.855503 del
>>855498
>What flavour?
vanilla with stwabby topping


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.855504 del
>>855499
We need Romanian neet to do some investigating.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.855505 del
Grego hjs


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.855506 del
gonna start going full diet wagon and neet fight camp tomorrow, get a nuro tier body


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.855507 del
>>855506
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.855508 del
>>855505
He giggled afterwards.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.855509 del
>>855504
He's got bigger problems (aliens, heavy machinery, Russians)


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.855510 del
>>855506
I want to believe.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.855511 del
Night.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.855512 del
>>855511
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.855513 del
Got stawby sundae and stigky date pudden


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.855514 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.855515 del
>>855513
have you tried the storm sundaes from hungry jacks? They're ok.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.855516 del
Nuro has a pursw


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.855517 del
>>855483
Great meme


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.855518 del
>>855489
Spring gulley


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.855519 del
>>855494
Slut fuck bitch cunt


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.855520 del


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.855521 del
Something smells like vomit and I can't work out what


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.855522 del
looking forwards to more stories of cruisey tug adventures tomorrow, it's all I have left to live for


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.855523 del
>>855522
They are very sad stories. Cries for help.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.855524 del
>>855523
>for help
*of passion


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.855525 del
>>855417
>take don’t let drugs control
?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.855526 del
>>855523
The breakup has taken a serious toll on our special boy.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.855527 del
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What is the code thing in the top left?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.855528 del
>>855527
That's to buy him a cup of coffee (donate money to him) I reckon.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.855529 del
buymeacoffee.com/Greg0


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>>855529
>>855528
Thought so, thanks.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.855531 del
>tfw not the special boy
>tfw I’m the “special” one


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.855532 del
>>855531
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.855533 del
(2.99 MB 720x1280 Advice.mp4)


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.855534 del
Severely woed with tfw no gf feels tonight.


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.855536 del
>>855534
Robot AI Waifus soon. Soon we will be able to make our own gf’s with whatever looks we want and whatever personality we want.
For me, it’s Irish ginger tradwife.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.855537 del
>>855536
Connected to MS servers 24/7


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.855538 del
feeling celestial


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.855539 del
>>855494
Both Coles and Woolies branded varieties have very similar ingredients to L&P and Holbrooks, minus the anchovies. And both are almost 100% Aussie ingredients whereas Holbrooks is only 90. But I'll go with the latter because I've grown to like anchovies and putting brand-name products into the trolley makes me feel less of a loser.


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.855541 del
Big poo in the bed


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.855542 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.855543 del
>>855542
Now I'm having a wank now but the poo is still laying next to me in the bed.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.855544 del
woke up again, having some chamomile, this is the third night in a row, this has to stop


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.855545 del
>>855345
me on the right


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.855546 del
>>855545
I bet she has bird poo in her pussy


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.855547 del
Mrog


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.855548 del
>>855547
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.855549 del
>>855535
Thanks o7


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.855550 del
Klaus Schwab is stepping down from WEF ceo.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.855551 del
>>855550
He wasn't evil enough and didn't do enough to further evil causes.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.855552 del
>>855551
He was just a business man.
In separate news

In canines, the testicular tissue revealed an average microplastic concentration of 122.63 micrograms per gram of tissue (with a microgram being one-millionth of a gram). Human tissue displayed an average concentration of 329.44 micrograms per gram almost triple that found in dogs and markedly higher than the levels Campen detected in placental tissue.

"At the beginning, I doubted whether microplastics could penetrate the reproductive system," admitted Yu, adding: "When I first received the results for dogs I was surprised. I was even more surprised when I received the results for humans."


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.855553 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.855554 del
6amNEET signing on


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.855555 del
harrumph


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.855556 del
>>855555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.855557 del
>>855555
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.855558 del
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>>855369
never thought about it that way, seems fair
>>855374
we have bogdan


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.855559 del
>>855415
looks decent
I mean take a look at this site
saracean.com/b
the people there are fucked in the head


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.855560 del
>>855416
modafinil?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.855561 del
>>855444
checked and based


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.855562 del
have any of you boongs met irl?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.855563 del
>>855562
Yes, unfortunately.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.855564 del
>>855563
deathmatch?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.855565 del
>>855564
No, unfortunately.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.855566 del
morning bros, said I was gonna ride the diet wagon today and I mean that


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.855567 del
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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.855568 del
>>855565
what happened?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.855569 del
>>855566
morning and godspeed


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.855570 del
>>855558
>never thought about it that way
I could elaborate on the reasoning, but not today.
There can be quite a few division of Europe and anyway they don't hand out medals for belonging to whatever part of it.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.855571 del
>>855568
Rapematch


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.855572 del
>>855570
Everything West of the dardinelles belongs to the kin of Charlemagne. Everything east is tomorrow's spoils.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.855573 del
Cruisey, it's me, I'm Webby
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
Cruisey, it's me, I'm Webby
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window

Ooh, it gets dark, it gets lonely
On the other side from you
I pine a lot, I find the lot
Falls right out of you
I'm coming back love
Cruel Cruisey, my one dream
My only master


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.855574 del
>>855555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.855575 del
>>855567
Spooky.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.855576 del
>>855573
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y0COHy9uIrE [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.855577 del
>>855576
whenever I see someone playing ukulele or banjo I remember this guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6pPP2kfHzU [Embed]


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.855579 del
>>855578
Lucky it's not a laser.


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NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.855581 del
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dumb nigger bitch


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.855582 del
>>855581
How old is that article?
Was it the DoorDash glitch? People went into thousands in debt. DoorDash put their bank account into significant negative balances.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.855583 del
>>855582
https://www.dailydot.com/news/mcdonalds-doordash-glitch-free-food/
4 days ago
Hopefully she gets charged for all of the food, plus referred to the cops for theft/fraud.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.855584 del
>>855573
When I put on the cape, I'm the Web Master


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.855585 del
can't do anything this morning, can't even find an image for this post


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.855586 del
paid my internode bill
saw they're using a vulnerable jquery library when their two factor button prompted me to download a 500 error page instead of triggering an sms


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.855587 del
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look at this hateful picture


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.855588 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dNQdmWdF6zQ [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.855589 del
>>855583
I hope so too.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.855590 del
Extraordinary ejaculation


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.855591 del
>>855586
>vulnerable jquery library
vulnerable to what? xss?


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.855592 del
>>855589
>>855583
I hope they shoot her


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.855593 del
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Wrote down all my goals for the next few months, now completely exhausted from all the writing and have no energy to actually do any of them.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.855594 del
>>855591
yeah anthing with a space in a <script> tag gets through, eg <script >


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.855595 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.855596 del
>>855595
morning neet


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.855597 del
gonna force myself to eat some salad, then do some cardio


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.855598 del
>>855597
Forced salad session


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.855599 del
>>855597
>salad
>cardio
You'd be better off dead than torturing yourself like that.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.855600 del
>>855598
Cumguzzler. I'm in Perth soon. Can you line me up some yarndi?
How much is a quarter? If you do me a decent $50 bag out of it (at least half) you can have the rest.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.855601 del
>>855593
You better rest up for the rest of the day.


NEET 05/21/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.855602 del
>>855600
Q is anywhere from $100 to $140.
Everyone uses the telegram thing in perth it seems and it's a good way to be alone with complete strangers who are unlikely to go to the police.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.855603 del
>>855602
>telegram
Hook Cruisey up you boong.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.855604 del
>>855603
>telegram
I'm extremely reluctant to use any service where you have to give your real phone number to join, but it seems to work for people doing drug deals ok.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.855605 del
>>855602
You're going in the Nuro bin if you dont put out
>100-140
$65 in best A


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.855606 del
50 in 330 out at Weber's pub


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.855607 del
>>855606
dont lie


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.855608 del
cruisey never photographs his pokie tickets


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.855609 del
But yeah, whatever 150 to bring it into the city?
I tried telegram when I was in qld and they kept asking for bitcorns.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.855610 del
>>855608
Too many shifty cunts. One followed me into the carpark, I saw him snooping on me.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.855611 del
>>855608
it's almost like he hardly ever wins or something


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.855612 del


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.855613 del
big apron, you could land a plane on it


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.855614 del
>>855613
He wouldn't have banged his head on that Singapore Airlines flight


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.855615 del
>>855614
If only he had stayed at the back the plane wouldn't have nose dived.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.855616 del
This board is a cesspool of racism, sexism, and fat shaming.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.855617 del
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Just noticed this from last night's ice cream binge.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.855618 del
>>855616
I know, but we make up for it with the transphobia, anti-semitism, and gay bashing.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.855620 del
>>855616
And boongs that wont help a cuzzie out


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.855621 del
Seeing Sweetie tonight.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.855622 del


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.855623 del
>>855597
ate the salad, did a 5km ride on the exercise bike, nuro tier body incoming


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.855624 del
>>855623
It is good you are dreaming big


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.855625 del
>>855623
You did very well, the new you is inbound.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.855626 del
That wheelie photo rocked me to my core last night. I had believed the lie that Nuro was a fat downie.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.855627 del
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>>855626
ikft bro, all this time I'd been swallowing the iga pill, thinking that nuro was a fat loser like the rest of us. I feel completely mogged and shamed now.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.855628 del
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>>855627
Cheer up and get yourselves some KFC.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.855629 del
>>855628
I'd stick my drumstick in her mouth, if you know what I mean.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.855630 del
Israel VS Palestine MUNCH-OFF
>Who wins, ladies?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.855631 del
If they have been lying about Based Nuro's weight all this time, what else have they been lying about?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.855632 del
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I am frustrated by all this contradictory nutrition and health advice.
I am going to have to throw the fish oil pills out now. I thought I was doing the right thing.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.855633 del
>>855632
Stick with kfc m8, it's a known quantity/


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.855634 del
>>855633
The seed oils are probably what have saved me from the fish oil fucking me up.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.855635 del
Cruisey that better not have been you with the walking stick mong in the Central Market lift.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.855636 del
Terence Howard has said some weird science shit on joe rogans podcast.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.855637 del
>>855635
I'm sure cruisey would never take advantage of the trust placed in him by using the mentally handicapped as a walking cane.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.855638 del
>>855636
he's a nigger, they don't exist in the same reality as white man


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.855639 del
A lad told me he liked my hat whilst we were pissing at the urinal.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.855640 del
>>855639
That is an odd place to strike up conversation.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.855641 del
>>855639
He wants your babbys.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.855642 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.855643 del
>>855635
All mongs are walking sticks


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.855644 del
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garn park to exercise neets, neet fight camp in full flight, direction - turning my life around


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.855645 del


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.855646 del
>>855644
Lookout for the pidgeons.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.855647 del
>>855642
Well memed. You should have put a hat on the yellow one though.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.855648 del
>>855644
>turning my life around
Good luck NEET. I once turned my life around to such an extent that I ended up right back where I started.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.855649 del
I have started watching Starship Troopers (1997).


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.855650 del
>>855648
You did a 360.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.855651 del
The Royal Gala apples I got with my woolies order are very nice.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.855652 del
>>855650
It was a 720. I ended up dizzy and had to lie down and have something to eat.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.855653 del
>>855651
Crisp and sweet. A good apple is a joy.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.855654 del
Carrot salad time


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.855655 del
do kids at uni all use chatgpt to do all their essays these days?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.855656 del
>>855617
Soak it!


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.855657 del
Might become a mature age tafe student


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.855658 del
>>855657
Go for it NEET. It is never too late.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.855659 del


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.855660 del
>>855658
Wondering what my chances of meeting some chink qt in a tafe computer class who needs a sham marriage to stay in the country are. Probably 0.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.855661 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.855662 del
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I find it difficult to imagine what it's like at school these days. Are they all woke or all pol, or just try and awkwardly avoid those topics?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.855663 del
>>855662
Ztepmum?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.855664 del
>>855662
Spoiler that next time pls.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.855665 del
>>855664
My apologies


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.855666 del
>tfw impressed


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.855667 del
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>>855666
I've met alpaca irl. Pic unrelated.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.855668 del
>>855666
That was two midgets in a furry suit. I watched the porno.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.855669 del
>>855666
wtf is that? A guide llama?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.855670 del
Dnner is cooked ready to reheat when I get hungry so it's sherbert time.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.855671 del
>>855666
Just another dsp application.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.855672 del
>>855651
>>855653
Good apple is good. We bought a crate of apples some years ago that that peach overtones. I think it was stored next to a crate of peaches, but perhaps it was some rare subspecies. Whatever the case it was very tasty.
Pic unrelated.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.855673 del
>>855666
>ALPACA THERAPY ANIMAL

Yeah she is gaming the the system good. Would love to see all the mntal ilness she is claimngon the NDIS....


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.855674 del
>>855673
probably identifies as a tapir


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.855675 del
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>FIND NEW PIZZA PLACE
>CHAT UP OWNER
>SAY YOU NEVER BEEN HERE AND FOUND IT RANDOMLY
>SAY YOU OWN A LOCAL BUSINESS
>ASK WHAT THEY LIKE

RECEIVE PIZZA MADE IN HEAVEN....... OMG


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.855676 del
>>855675
Based.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.855677 del
>>855671
Well bantered.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.855678 del
>>855669
>A guide llama?
At some point the tumblr types started taking their pets with them and claiming they were "emotional support animals" and some of them even got doctors to sign off on it like it was the equivalent of a guide dog for a blind person.
Clown world.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.855679 del
>>855672
At my old house the olive tree was next to an apple tree and the olive oil made from the olives tasted strongly of apple.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.855680 del
>>855675
That pizza looks very good.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.855681 del
>>855674
My foreskin identifies as one.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.855682 del
>>855675
nice feed


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.855683 del
That pizza looks good but I can't support the straight-lines drizzled sauce trend on pizzas. I decry it. DECRY IT.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.855684 del
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(2.16 MB 7200x3068 spaceman1.jpg)
This week on womboflix - Westworld (1973) - a robot malfunction creates havoc and terror for unsuspecting vacationers at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park. And on Sunday, Spaceman (2024) - half a year into his solo mission on the edge of the solar system, an astronaut concerned with the state of his life back on Earth is helped by an ancient creature he discovers in the bowels of his ship.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.855685 del
>>855678
fucking immigrant llamas, stealing the jobs of hard working aussie guide dogs


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.855686 del
>>855684
>Westworld (1973)
I will give it a look.

>Spaceman (2024)
Another one of Cruisey's troll choices he won't turn up for. No wonder NK rejected him in such brutal fashion.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.855687 del
>>855685
>hard working aussie guide dogs
Most of them just sit there and lick their balls.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.855688 del
>>855686
If cruisey fails to turn up for his movie I might play another one instead.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.855689 del
>>855679
Nice. Did not know they can have such effect.

>>855683
They should spice the pizza sauce directly and don't put crap above the topping.

>>855684
>Westworld (1973)
I look forward to it. I watched the recent telly show, and first season was good-ish, but the rest that followed was trash.
>Spaceman (2024)
Uh, sure.
>ancient creature
A spider? Spacespiderman.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.855690 del
>>855688
Play Sunset Limited instead.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.855691 del
If Cruisey actually turns up that is.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.855692 del
>>855689
>>855686
I used to be a huge fan of Michael Crichton, who wrote and directed Westworld, decades before Jurassic Park. I haven't seen it but have hopes it'll turn out ok.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.855693 del
>>855687
>tfw would if I could


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.855694 del
>>855692
I was going to declare it a tab-closed type of film but then I saw Michael Chricton's name on the imdb page and decided I will give it a go.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.855695 del
>855675
>all caps

Placing your order isn't 'chatting up' the owner.

>OWN
lol


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.855696 del
>>855695
He isn't even fat. Your credibility is shot. Just take the L. The game is over. You lost.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.855697 del
I suspect all the vaxcucks have died already from the covid vax, but is anyone getting a flu or covid jab this winter?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.855698 del
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>>855696
>Your credibility is shot
It's


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.855699 del
>>855697
>covid vax, but is anyone getting a flu or covid jab this winter?
Done both.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.855700 del
>>855696
Nuro just looks lean and athletic in that picture because of the myspace angle! He's really obese! Look at the size of his trotters!


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.855701 del
A pajeet came to my door with a package that was meant for another street.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.855702 del
There never were any trotters. Just rugged, masculine hands. A working man's hands. An engineer's hands.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.855703 del
>>855701
lol, that's been done before.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.855704 del
>>855701
Did you accept it?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.855705 del
>>855675
That is just dominos


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.855706 del
>>855703
Is it some sort of scam?
>>855704
no, but I took the package from him before seeing the address and giving it back


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.855707 del
>>855706
You are an honest NEET.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.855708 del
I just assume anything with a Pajeet face, name or accent attached to it is a scam of some sort.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.855709 del
>>855708
yes, I regret having opened the door, I should've just told him to go away and that I only talk to whites


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.855710 del
>>855709
>that I only talk to whites
You try speaking his language, it worked for a NEET once.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.855711 del
>>855706
No scam, just the mong delivering being confused by what street they're in. Had a trainee once and she deliverd mail for over 3 blocks into the wrong street.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.855712 del
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>855698
>It's


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.855713 del
I used to get letters quite often for the house that was the same number but the next street over. I would just walk there and drop the letters into their box.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.855714 del
>>855689
Westworld was another Nuro Selection mate. You cant lose. Its lit the pokies at the rose and crown.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.855715 del
>>855713
The woman I bought one house from never bothered to update anybody who had her address, so after a month or so I just started putting her mail in the bin.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.855716 del
>>855715
If you return them to sender they stop coming.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.855717 del
>>855715
Based.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.855718 del
>>855714
>Its lit the pokies at the rose and crown.
You can lose pretty big on those if cruisey is playing


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.855719 del
This is why spergo doesn't post here anymore


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.855720 del
>>855719
He left us.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.855721 del
Set up her new vacuum cleaner, replaced her watch band, and put new printer ink in.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.855722 del
>>855721
A neets work is never done.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.855723 del
>>855721
Has she confronted you about your Bill lie?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.855724 del
>>855721
>new vacuum cleaner
Expensive one?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.855725 del
>>855722
got paid with a custard tart, two ginger beers, and a 375ml bottle of wine


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.855726 del
>>855724
Nah, a Vax wet and dry barrel on wheels.
I've had one for a couple of years as I got fed up with every other vacuum being weak as piss or breaking after a short while.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.855727 del
Sometimes I wonder if my vacuum even works at all. Just seems to push things around.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.855728 del
>>855727
Clean the filters. There should be one before the dust bag and one at the very end where it blows the air out. In some might have a third before the engine.
They are clean if you look through it towards a light and you see light.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.855729 del
>>855728
Don't go into the light.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.855730 del


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.855731 del
desire to goon


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.855732 del
>>855731
Share a bottle of whisky with Nannabot


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.855733 del
>>855731
It's too late in the day now.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.855734 del
>>855728
What's a good vacuum cleaner brand in Hungary?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.855735 del
>>855731
how are not already two bottle of chmapas in ?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.855736 del
>>855734
I've no idea.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.855737 del
how do neets with wooden floors keep their's clean?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.855738 del
Transitioned to bed


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.855739 del
>>855738
Could you warm up my side before I get in there please.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.855740 del
>>855739
It will be warm with farts. Try not to fan the blankets to much when you climb in.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.855741 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.855742 del
>>855737
Sweep sometimes. Mop with that earth choice shit when it's too sticky to sweep


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.855743 del
>>855737
Just put down fresh wood on top of the dirty wood


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.855745 del
>>855744
We are not a serious country.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.855746 del
Night.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.855747 del
>>855746
Goodnight.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.855748 del
NK ya dog


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.855749 del
>>855746
Good night Pidge. xx
You could watch me in the bathroom any time you like.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.855750 del
>>855748
Keep away from him. He's on the straight and narrow now.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.855751 del
Remembering when Cruisey stole that person's shoes.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.855752 del
Just drank from a moldy water bottle. Waiting for the gremlins to awaken.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.855753 del
>>855751
He has always been bad


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.855754 del
>>855751
he wanted to walk a mile in someone else's shoes
>>855752
why do you do this to yourself?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.855755 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.855756 del
I've always been good


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.855757 del
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Full neet fight camp today - diet wagon, did cardio, walked 10km, worked out in the park, did some deadlifts, shoulders and bicep work with dumbbells, situps and the 8 brocades. The thing is I don't feel really tired, the good diet and multiple moderate exercise has left me feeling energised.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.855758 del
>>855757
Well done NEET. Keep it going. Remember how good it makes you feel.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.855759 del
>>855757
Extremely well done.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.855760 del
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Wonder if boogie and wings of redemption will get on the ozempic


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.855761 del
>>855758
>>855759
Thank you neets


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.855762 del
>>855760
Horrible fat individuals.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.855763 del
>>855762
mighty gladiators, dueling for the rights to the dessert bar


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.855764 del
In the alternate universe where Weber got his diabetes diagnosed and was prescribed ozempic he has lost 50kg and is currently training for his first MMA fight.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.855765 del
>>855757
Impressive, but what's a 'brocade'?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.855766 del
>>855765
demonic chink stretching exercises https://youtube.com/watch?v=3K-0JpiJu-o [Embed]


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.855767 del
Maybe I am the bad guy.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.855768 del
morning bros


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.855769 del
>>855768
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.855770 del
harrumph


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.855771 del
What's for breakky neets?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.855772 del
Morning NEETs
Turned on the NAS and smoke comes out the back. Its not supposed to come out is it?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.855773 del
>>855767
nah your just a retard


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.855774 del
This westworld movie torrent is looking pretty terrible, may have to find another encoding of it. Maybe it's just the 1970s film stock.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.855775 del
The bus home blew up in the middle of nowhere and we was all stuck there for two and a half hours as the sun went down and the temperature dropped to about 8. The driver ran the heater but only cold air comes out. You get to know all the passengers like characters in that moofie about that plane that crashed in the desert and they have to make another plane out of the bits of the plane that worked. There was some old boomer who was just travelling with a couple of bottles of wine and was gonna wing it when he got to the next town. I thought he was like some of you retards but I just know none of you will make it to your 70's. All in all the lady bus driver did a pretty good job tho.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.855776 del
>>855702
The massive manly meathooks of a middle age master machinist.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.855777 del
>>855772
Good morning NEET.
It's sleeping tight.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.855778 del
>>855777
I hate coasters so much its unreal.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.855779 del
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>>855767
accurate


>>855777
>>855772
>>855769
>>855768
Good Morning NEETizens

>>855771
I am fasting for a pork knuckle for lunch


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.855780 del
>>855766
I hope you didnt do this retarded dance in public.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.855781 del
Foggy start to the day.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.855782 del
>>855775
Should have got a fire going on the side of the road.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.855783 del
>>855775
>All in all the lady bus driver did a pretty good job tho.
Except not knowing how the heater in the bus works (hot coolant from the engine).


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.855784 del
made it home again


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.855785 del
>>855783
The lady ran the engine the whole time but the bus was a coaster and the cabin heaters were fucked. The only heat was coming from the fat NEET's diabetec metabolism.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.855786 del
>>855784
Welcome back.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.855787 del
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>>855783
>lady bus driver


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.855788 del
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>>855781
Brain foggy start to the day


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.855789 del
>>855787
she had one of those bubbly personalities but she didn't make any mistakes I saw and went around all the time with confectinery and a power bank and was constantly on the phone to the depot and generally distracting everyone from the actually pretty dire situation.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.855790 del
>>855788
imagine not suppporting the info war and having a 360 win


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.855791 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.855793 del
second can of mondster and opened a bag of smiths chicken chips


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.855794 del
>>855790
Nuro's brain is so enormous they have a sign on the highway and its a road trip selfie must


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.855795 del
>>855793
Breakfast of champions


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.855796 del
>>855795
Second breakfast, I had a can of pipeline punch and Motherbat made me eat some vegemite on toast at 5am.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.855797 del
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>>855796
>Second breakfast
You've done ausneets proud


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.855798 del
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NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.855799 del
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Second day on the diet wagon. Pitstop tomorrow.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.855800 del
Good morning NEETs. Down to 11c in the bedroom this morning. Heater on now.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.855801 del
>>855800
i am awaiting phillip duncans hot take

he should have a video up before lunch


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.855802 del
need to get off ubuntu and onto debian


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.855803 del
>>855802
mint just werks i love and i love the cinnamon DE


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.855804 del
and if you want debian debian there is

https://www.linuxmint.com/download_lmde.php

>LMDE aims to be as similar as possible to Linux Mint, but without using Ubuntu. The package base is provided by Debian instead.


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.855805 del
>>855802
Just install Gentoo


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.855806 del
>>855798
Whats the comedown like off that concoction? do you have to smooth it out with the oxys?


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.855807 del
>>855805
emerge yourself from the closet


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.855808 del
>>855721
>Set up her new vacuum cleaner
>>855360


NEET 05/22/2024 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.855809 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.855810 del
>>855809

aspirational body type


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.855811 del
>>855631
What if he doesn't even live in a dunny? What then?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.855812 del
>>855787
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.855813 del
>>855799
A pintstop?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.855814 del
Visited by an overwhelming urge to shit. Toilet posting.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.855815 del
>>855813
Not him. Pintstop was yesterday but I walked on without stopping.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.855816 del
big poo


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.855817 del
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gonna try some youtube martial arts training after lunch


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.855818 del
Woof


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.855819 del
>>855806
no, dexies are amphetamines


alpha gpc is like ritalin lite, its not speedy its just focus, no come down but you dont want to take it more than once a day


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.855820 del
>>855817
what's for lunch?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.855821 del
>>855817
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7UOp1RAewKU [Embed]


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.855822 del
>>855820
sausages, eggs, low carb toast, the stuff I meant to have for breakfast


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.855823 del
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How many neets have been here longer than the time they spend in high school? Will we ever graduate?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.855824 del
Pelican


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.855825 del
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.855826 del
>>855823
Given high school is 5 years, and the ausneets breakaway came into being in 2017 or 2018, yeah most of us.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.855827 del
>>855818
Big doggo.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.855828 del
>>855825
is she talking about her night of passion with clive?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.855829 del
>>855825
now this is pod racing


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.855830 del
>>855828
you shut your face
I hope Olive is alright.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.855831 del
>>855824
Clime up to the top and take a picture from there.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.855832 del
climb


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.855834 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.855835 del
>>855816
Bigger poo


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.855836 del
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>>855819
You gotta stop spending all your money on that seppo preacher's snake oil.
Plus I suggested you were smoothing out your comedowns with oxy


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.855837 del
Pixxa and pearl barley for lunch and dinner. Had to get the floating weevils out with a spoon.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.855838 del
>>855837
You are eating the bugs.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.855839 del
I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm fucking starving.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.855840 del
>>855839
Hi I'm fucking starving, I'm Dad.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.855841 del
>>855815
Efficient Pintwalk


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.855842 del
>>855841
Had to drive to Victor afterward. Saw about 6 separate lots of cops on the way.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.855843 del
>>855839
Food please


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.855844 del
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Do any of you NEETs feel envious of Nuro and his pharmacopia? I admit to being curious about his brain force and have never even tried these dextros he keeps talking about.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.855845 del
Pixxa was not cooked on the bottom so its going back in the oven on the hotplate.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.855846 del
>>855838
no I picked them all out i think. They float and you can splish them out with a spoon on the surface tension.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.855847 del
>>855844
>envious of Nuro
before the wheelie pic, no - afterwards, yeah, nuro's that cool tough kid in high school who kept getting into trouble all the time


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.855848 del
stacked it like an idiot
got my foot caught in the handle of an ubereats bag I'd left on the floor


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.855849 del
Nuro was dealing drugs to his high school teachers but got in trouble because the pills he was selling were cut with pure heroin, once.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.855851 del
>>855848
You need some Dextros to help with you co-ordination


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.855852 del
>>855851
>Dextros
Doritos


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.855853 del
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NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.855854 del
>>855836
come downs from what ?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.855856 del
>>855854
From getting hign.
Thats what you do, yesno?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.855857 del
>>855855
Weber in Cruisey's house, safe in the knowledge he is 2700km away


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.855858 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.855859 del
>yesno?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.855860 del
>>855859
remember the guy who would put a space between the text and the question mark ?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.855861 del
>>855855
Poor thing it wants to live underground in a burrow. Does not feel safe living in a house with some awful roastie.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.855862 del
decided not to have the sausages for lunch, made pidser toast instead, feeling stuffed now


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.855863 del
>>855860
He only did that to evade xss filters


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.855864 del
>>855861
she'll let it kill itself chewing through a power cable or something


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.855865 del
>>855862
You need to find a beach.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.855866 del
contemplating a third can of mondster


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.855867 del
>>855853
Rape juice?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.855868 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.855869 del
>>855868
No, mondsters are a gateway drink.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.855870 del
>>855869
gateway to what?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.855871 del
>>855869
Do they still give those talks in school about how marijuana will make you take heroin and then you will instantly fucking die?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.855872 del
my latest hoselink purchases arrived at adelaide airport at six past midnight, but for some reason wont be delivered until tomorrow or monday
no respect


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.855873 del
Pidser toast was too much and is making me fat, should've consulted nuro on the serving size.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.855874 del
might watch a longplay of alien isolation


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.855875 del
How much of a Boss would the guy who got Nuro hooked on drugs be?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.855876 del
>>855875
>Boss
nobody has used that word since 2013 mate


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.855877 del
>>855874
Is that the game? I watched the play thru and I gained a new appreciation and almost respect for game streamers.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.855878 del
>>855877
yeah, the only decent thing in the aliens franchise to be released in the past decade


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.855879 del
>>855856
im high on life again buddy

>>855871
they aint wrong but Harold the giraffe aint around any more and todays equivilant would just be encouraging gay sex

>>855872
thats what you get for being in a bad home area, the industrial estate lyfe has its advantages: perfect shipping. Direct frieght is just a few streets away. I know the postie personally, the spatial records i have been collecting have all travelled 10560km in perfect condition so far. It costs me 30 dollars to get an entire bike sent up from Melbourne

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand pork knuckle fuck yeah


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.855880 del
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is a pork knuckle from the rear leg?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.855881 del
>>855879
A pricey looking feed


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.855882 del
>>855879
Nice lunch.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.855883 del
>>855880
its the pauper cut


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.855884 del
Accidentally unfollowed a private account on twitter and now I'm worried he is not going to let me refollow.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.855885 del
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I just went to a hypnotherapist to start giving up smoking. I randomly got neuron activation on her and almost got a boner somehow. Luckily I survived. Pic related


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.855886 del
>>855880
looking at the bone i am guess hock leg (shank)

>>855881
20 bucks but it also makes El Nuros over the weekend


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.855887 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.855888 del
>>855886
>over the weekend
You need some fibre in your diet to move your digestive tract along faster.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.855889 del
>>855884
X (formerly Twitter) is bad for you.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.855890 del
i left an el nuro smeared all over the right side of the bowl if you want it


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.855891 del
>>855886
>20 bucks but it also makes El Nuros over the weekend
You don't know when they bought the raw pork, when they actually cooked it, and you're keeping it an extra 3 or 4 days?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.855892 del
>>855886
do you use the marrow or make the bone into soup?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.855893 del
>>855891
Nuro doesnt even know if the pig was chink


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.855894 del
>>855892
Do you think there might be a reason he lives off fast food despite being middle aged?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.855895 del
>>855885
That's the same woman who couldn't cure my rape addiction


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.855897 del
>>855893
Is chinese meat very common here?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.855898 del
>>855880
30kg ribs thanks.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.855899 del
>>855896
I hate niggers so much. I don't even hide it in polite company anymore. I speak quite openly of their behaviour although I refrain from being vulgar.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.855900 del
>>855897
Enough that the pork council or association or whatever complains about it every christmas time.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.855901 del
>>855887
You can see into my mind?!


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.855902 del
>>855900
I thought it was illegal to import uncooked pork?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.855903 del
>>855888
my digestive tract has been fine lately, since the meth purge and the probiotic

>>855890
poorly bantered

>>855891
they cooked thismorning ready for lunch

ill pick away at for lunch and dinner and the left over meat goes in the fridge and onto an elnuro saturday morning

>>855892
seems like too much effort

>>855893
choink

>>855894
the estate does not have a cooktop thats why, i only recently bought a gas one

the reason why i eat so much take out is i want to get the fuck outta the the shop in the afternoons and ride, i am usually rolling past a guzmans on the way home so why not ?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.855904 del
>>855902
Just import it anyway and if they seize it just pour a bottle of engine oil down the drain as revenge.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.855905 del
I bet the neets questioning nuro's diet are all fat


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.855906 del
>>855903
>the estate
What happened to the house you owned?!
>gas one
HAHAHA
A FUCKING MILKCRATE
>take out
seppo term


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.855907 del
>>855902
smoked/boiled ham etc


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.855908 del
>>855905
Ride harder, faggot.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.855909 del
Day 6 wagon. Sleep has greatly improved


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.855911 del
>>855900
> the pork council
Reminder about tonight's meeting


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.855912 del
iga is scared today, I can tell


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.855914 del
>>855913
Typical adelaide neet behaviour


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.855915 del
i done still spooked bye pigs


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.855916 del
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Which is the aliens with ron pearlman being a Boss and their watching an ebay shopping channel for gunz? We should watch that one on womboflix


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.855917 del
Gary Busey's son is in Starship Troopers. I recognised him immediately. Very distinctive mouth.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.855918 del
>>855916
Me in back row.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.855919 del
bussy


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.855920 del
nuro appeared on an episode of thug hunters once


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.855921 del
>>855909
You are doing well King. Stay strong.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.855922 del
might get some booze aye


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.855923 del
I finished Chapterhouse: Dune last night, the final book in the Dune Series.
I am not sure what I will be reading next.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.855924 del
(74.42 KB 1200x678 w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.855925 del
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Which is the aliens where they are stuck on that mausoleum planet and they have that comfy rain storm and the dude is on the roof trying to get comms with the sulaco or whatever the ship and moofie was called? We should watch that too on womboflix, on consecutive nights.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.855926 del
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>>855923
Read this book


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.855927 del
>>855926
Saw your meffhead mates at hoodburger last night. Was tempted to slap the one with the tattoo on his scalp.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.855928 del
>>855927
I always be mates with meth heads no homo


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.855929 del
>>855928
But it is homo with meffheads, isnt it cruisey


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.855930 del
>>855927
Crystal burger


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.855931 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@lowkey_deadinside [Embed]
Olive replacement?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.855932 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.855933 del
>>855930
That would be my porno name


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.855934 del
>>855933
Gay porno is where monk will end up.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.855935 del
got injured by a mong while herding
compo pending


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.855936 del
>>855909
well done
I'm on day 2


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.855937 del
>>855935
What happened?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.855938 del
Picturing a mong doing a stone cold stunner on FIFO


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.855939 del
Picturing us raising funds by putting mongs in blackface and selling them to thug hunters


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.855940 del
>thug hunters
Is this the new broke straight boys?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.855941 del
>>855940
Starring IGA banging a poor little homeless buck at the local gloryhole.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.855942 del
>>855935
Good luck


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.855943 del
Went to Freo and the city and looked around inbetween. Nothing is open and it's all boring.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.855944 del
>>855737
I wipe the dust off with wet paper towels, but it uses a lot of towels and I don't know if it's the sensible way to clean it


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.855945 del
>>855944
Dustpan and broom.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.855946 del
>>855943
what are you driving? whats your youtube channel/


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.855947 del
I'm not gay the bloke I fuck is. I know this because his dick tastes like shit.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.855948 del
>>855944
one of those sponge mop things would probably do the same thing


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.855949 del
>>855737
let me know when you've solved this because I will need to do it occasionally after I actually put some flooring in


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.855950 del
>>855935
>>855937
30 minutes later no answer


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.855951 del
>>855950
I bet fifo had another heart attack and the mong has probably gone into a full frenzy and is eating his face


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.855953 del
>>855952
I can't wank to this.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.855954 del
>>855953
She also choked me til I turned red while riding me so I slapped her face and made her suck my thumb.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.855955 del
>>855954
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ksl2qHb2Gw [Embed]


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.855956 del
>>855953
I have, twice.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.855957 del
>>855956
Good refractory period


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.855958 del
>>855937
sorry mate I was on the loo give me a sec


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.855959 del
>>855953
it's pretty vile


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.855960 del
Fifo big shidder


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.855961 del
best public site for torrents these days bros?
been using 1337x.to


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.855962 del
>>855952
(You) have surpassed your previous degeneracy now with this fanfic tier writing.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.855963 del
Fanfact


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.855964 del
>>855952
What a sordid tale.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.855965 del
>>855952
Where are the photos and video?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.855966 del
>>855961
limetorrents.lol


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.855967 del
>>855965
Where has the entire post gone?
BO shennanigans!


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.855968 del
>>855967
Type: Posting deletion

User:BigUNNA

Board: ausneets

Time: 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:10

User BigUNNA deleted the following posts: 855952 from board /ausneets/.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.855969 del
scroll back up and screenshot it neets


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.855970 del
Time to finish this thread and leave it all behind.
Forward!


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.855971 del
>>855961
Qbitorrent search with all the search addons


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.855972 del
>>855958
still wiping?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.855974 del
lol nuro's mobile number hasn't been deleted from the thread but cruisey's dirty afternoon has


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.855975 del
(5.71 KB 300x168 grumpycat.jpg)


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.855976 del
nuro can't even comprehend what I did here
mysql -N mysql -e "select concat(\"'\", user, \"'@'\", host, \"'\"), authentication_string from user where not user like 'root'" | while read usr pw ; do mysql -N -e "SHOW GRANTS FOR $usr" | sed 's/\(\S\)$/\1;/'; done


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.855977 del
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Level 35 now


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.855978 del
>>855975
we're going back
way back


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.855979 del
>>855978
BO being a faggot as usual


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.855980 del
>>855979
it's windback wednesday on freeeeeesh ninety two sevooon


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.855981 del
>>855980
I wish I could go back in time and prevent the BO from being born, or it turning out that I was his dad.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.855982 del
>>855968
did bigunna eat pariston and take his place without telling us?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.855983 del
>>855982
I don't know, but I did notice that solidneet (heh) updated the post on the landing page to just "To contact the Board Owner please email:" rather than the "If you wanna BO"


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.855984 del
>>855976
how does that even work without a user or password?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.855985 del
>>855984
Default installations on Ubuntu/Debian don't require a password for root unless you run some lockdown script.
If somebody has root on your machine you have worse problems than MySQL credentials.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.855989 del
sheeeeeeeit
drank my 8 standos of passionfruit vodka
drinking a litre of moscato straight out the bottle now


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.855990 del
my nipples are hard


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.855991 del
>>855989
>litre
hardys?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.855992 del
>>855990
Careful neet, you'll take someones eye out with those things.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.855993 del
>>855991
baily & baily


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.855994 del
>>855990
fak u cruise dog


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.855995 del
If you want be BO, be BO.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.855996 del
Cruisey really hates Weber.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.855997 del
>>855996
The smoothbrain fears the pokies winner. Always has it been so.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.855998 del
Making pastry again. might put potato as a lid


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.855999 del
I want to be BO to help out the neets but I don't think I could take the hate


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.856000 del
>>855999
Most of the BO's were weak like you


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.856001 del
>>856000
Not even BO yet and getting hate. See what I mean?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.856002 del
>>855869
Gapeway?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.856003 del
>>855879
Based.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.856004 del
Did you find a stream of Alien_Isolation?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.856005 del
I hope the new BO bans the pest and has a few vols around to take care of the spam.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.856006 del
>>855909
Monk? Yes!


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.856007 del
>>856001
I dont hate you, NEET. I just hate your low quality posts.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.856008 del
>>856005
Banning >>856003 would be a good idea too. He makes the exact same post every time, often repeatedly. And they never contribute anything, they aren't even amusing unlike posting wanked poo and big rape.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.856009 del
>>855996
He knows you're a lying cunt.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.856010 del


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.856011 del
Cruisedog is bitter that weber makes the money he loses


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.856012 del
Cruisey needs to set up mong racing. It could be just like the nags with girls getting all dressed up to watch them race.


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.856013 del
he's a bushpig


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.856014 del
>>856007
They really are trash, aren't they?


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.856015 del
sick of life and stuff


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.856016 del
SHIT ON MY DICK


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.856017 del
CRUISEY HATES WEBER


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.856018 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.856019 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.856022 del
New Thread: >>855973
New Thread: >>855973
New Thread: >>855973


NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.856048 del
BUM RASH



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