SA BEST A

>>854985
I use Kate.

>>854988
I believe cruisey is our most jewish neet, must be him.

garn for a waddle, you neets need anything?

>>855017
I'm out of coffee. Please get me some.

>>855002
Yes you are. You've already paid.

>>855019
You can have one of my no-doze pills

Big food here

A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.

If you think you have what it takes please email: [email protected]

Currently Tiffin is still the only applicant.

>>855024
>Tiffin
Jesus Christ.

>>855025
He is a good NEET but I wouldn't go that far.

Every time the BO ignores Tiffin's emails he offers another $200.

Some dude from SA Power Networks was rooting around in my power box. I had to take the padlock off the gate so he could get in.

>>855024
I vote for Davo with Cruisey and Possum as backups.

>>855028
What is he trying to accomplish?

>>855028
Ask him for some free power.

>>855031
He put fuse covers on the ceramic fuses and checked the earthing relative to the front lawn. He also removed a large mud wasp nest.
He noted they had written to me about four years ago saying they needed to install a smart meter and the box was non-compliant and I had told them to fuck off. He agreed with my assessment regarding who had to pay for that work.

>>855029
You managed to nominate one of the few NEETs even more unsuitable than Tiffo.

>>855034
Absolute slander.

>>855035
NoFun is not a NEET of good reputation.

Day 2 on the wagon.

>>855038
How is it going?

>>855039
Fine. Was up at 7:30 yesterday but slept in till 1 today. Gwen gym later. Grandmabot still alive

>>855039
he's back here, so the wheels are wobbling

>>855042
Based.

>>855025
I for one look forward to the rise of our glorious new fuhrer

>>855045
me top left

>>855046
You look good neet, only the slightest bit of norwooding.

>>855044
Very talented.

>>855044
I hope this is for the musical. Very promising.

>>855048
Some say he copied his haircut from Cruisey.

Horny

>>855051
Knock the top off it neet.

>>855051
*smacks you on the cock with a wooden spoon*

>>855051
Tug time?

Lots of yous from thr last yhread i accedently deleted

>>855009
Monk is. This is all a self depreciating Woody bit that we'll struggle to understand once.

>>855017
6 custard puffs.

>>855024
Tiffo is the only option.

>>855026
Lol

>>855027
LOL

>>855028
Was it in the rain?

>>855055
go back and do it again

>>855056
>Monk is jewish
Nah, my money's on irish blood

>>855033
They always paid for it

>>855036
NoFun would ban every hecking fr*gposting numpty.
RIP

>>855062
Most were pity you's

>>855061
it hasn't rained in 5 years here

>>855063
My NEETlore is impecable.
He's a greasy hairy italian jew gorilla.

>>855067
Hmm.

Got in a lift with Karen from middle management today. Some repair chud was riding it up to the plant room on the roof and had also unlocked the button for the secret top level, the one reserved for devs and celebs and corporate whores. You can be a basic privs user for decades and not see this epic shit so i block the door open and we are walkig around checking it out, taking selfies with the view windows and being unauthorized as all get out. Karen trys her swipe card on the doors that go outside to the viewing pad but no beuno so we leave before the security drones can buzz us. Should have been happy at stumbling on the cheat for the forbidden zone but I was fuked up about missing out my chance to do a running dive off the pad to the street below and end my simulation like a Boss. Got enough XP bonuses from today to level up and play something else for a while. Bike wheel is buckled and the ride in now features fukn frost. I'm too short time for this shit.

Stupid bloody thing. It's not even night time.

>>855071
>Stupid bloody
you stupid bloody bastard bitch bloody fuck you

Imagine sending a message back to 2008 and telling them that indiana jones and the crystal skull was not the worst indiana jones movie that would ever be made. They would either never believe you or would consider the future too dark to want to go on existing.

>>855071
It's laughing at you neet.

>>855073
I saw it at the cinema on release day with a couple of people from work and on the drive home there was just stunned silence from everybody thinking about how bad it was.

I should get a katana and start slicing some gypsies

I would do some serious community service for this shithole

>>855076
Long time no see, International Cruisey.

Characters in this book keep eating cronuts, now I want to try one.

>>855076
Soon all our katana training will pay off. Soon.

>>855070
Slampiggery?

>>855071
It loves you

>>855079
lame

Ducklings can climb concrete walls.

>>855078
yeah
I assume a lot has changed but everything remained the same

If a Romanian came at me with a katana I would simply say "¡Hasta Mañana!" and shoot him.

>>855087
I've been here for 7 years or so, literally nothing has changed

>>855076
hey neeto, hope you have been well.

>>855070
>Got enough XP bonuses from today to level up and play something else for a while.
Positive development.

>>855089
Weber got fatter.

>>855076
International Cruisey!

>>855092
Did we always have the brown snake?

>>855079
They're hipster food.

>>855088
found the gypsy

>>855094
Possum would say mean things about Weber sometimes.

>>855097
I'm a boong, mate. There is a subtle but definite difference.

>>855098
Constructive criticism.

>>855098
Weber may well have been the reason the reason he first used ‘Vile’ here.

>>855099
a gypsy boong?

>>855076
Hey, we missed you lol.

>>855102
He is all boong.

falling asleep

>>855104
To be honest I thought he was dead.

>>855106
me too, the price of not having any caffeine after 9am is that I get sleepy by evening

>>855108
I'm going to watch tv on the couchbed shortly and fall asleep

>>855108
You need something to stimulate you.

>>855109
Goodnight.

>>855110
A plug?

imagine breeding boongs with gypsies, niggers, albinos, and mexicans
we would set back the human evolution back to homo erectus

>>855116
>imagine breeding boongs with gypsies, niggers, albinos, and mexicans
Isn't that just a Hungarian?

>>855118
Your bad upbringing and ill manners are showing.

>>855119
You sound classist and elitist.

>>855119
It is not Weber, he has already gone to couchbed.

>>855120
I am.

Haven't weighed myself in 6 months, might be heavier than webby by now.

>>855125
I am more concerned about when we are going to get our first CEO. It's 7XL for CEO, right?

>>855122
That is how I thought my house would look 18 months ago.

>>855127
You need to let Bill go wild in there and he'll fix it

>>855125
Stand on one leg and halve your weight.

>>855126
The true behemoths don't admit it on here. Too much shame.

>>855128
Does he trust Bill with power tools though.

>>855117
>boong
So an Australian.
>gypsy, nigger, albino, mexican
So an American.
I just call 'em Anglos.

Can't believe he told such a dumb and pointless lie to Motherbat like that.

>>855130
How much do I have to eat to reach behemoth status? Asking for a mate.

>>855131
Bill will fix the mistake eventually.

>>855134
Just keep at it neet,Nurgle 2025 is calling.

>>855136
he was so close to platform 9.75

>>855137
He'd have taken the lot off the trolley.

>>855137
kek

>>855135
There is no fixing Weber.

>>855137
I know what you're thinking.

>>855140
He's pretty much perfect already.

>>855140
Everything can be fixed.

off to the gym.

>>855147
have a good lift

>>855132
Blyat

Still haven't done any exercise for days.

Still horny

>>855151
Take a cold shower.

>>855148
Cheers. I'm freezing at the train station right now.

>>855153
Are you wearing the hat?

Pushed a big lot of air out of my bum hole.

>>855150
>>855152
I was hoping to solve this neets problem.

>>855155
Put the plug back in.

>>855150
ok, did some cardio, still fat

>>855158
I'm fat too. It is a very upsetting state of affairs.

>>855157
Well bantered.

Night.

>>855161
Good night Pidge. xx

>>855154
No, I'm going to the gym. I'm wearing a beanie instead. My hair has got enough length now too that I'm not embarrassed about it being seen.

>>855163
we need a neet workshop on how best to style your hair to cover up norwooding

>>855165
I'm a Norwood 2. I'm curious to know what the other norwood neets are. I think a 2 is about the borderline before people start commonly regarding you as balding.

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER ?

>>855164
You need a bigger monitor to fit them all in.

>>855167
That iranian PM is confirmed dead as well, say what you will about the israelis, at least they get shit done.

Found sketchy frozen lamb, made Mongolian hot pot.

>>855170
I will have mine with rice please.

Nuro is Peter's most valuable asset

>>855173
This is the /ausneets/ official chinked picture, please make use of it from now on.

>>855175
That's a big one.

>>855175
He's out hunting.

>>855177
On the prowl.

ok, bedtime for this boy, going to lie down and watch some youtube

Get to the fucking gym monk.

>>855179
Good night NEETo.

>>855179
Night neet, you look comfy.

I'm hungry, I need more bedtime snacks

>>855183
Have some cheese.

>>855184
might do that, and a warm glass of milk too

>>855184
Cheers.

I love cheese. It is a shame it is so expensive.

>>855186
Coons.

Hot pot is a good way to make left overs and random vegetables edible.

>>855190
Looks excellent.

>>855095
Faggot

>>855179
Just finished rebuilding my road bike

New drivetrain, cranks, pedals, shoes cleats. I am going to do early morning rides before work NEETs. I am goin to lose the gut i am going to do it.

Fuck the wagon. I am merely going to ride past it.

>>855193
Good luck NEET. Ease into it.

Whats an office based career field that makes good money which I don't need a degree for?

>>855180
I did, first time in almost 2 months

Pro-tip numpty: When you reply to your own posts, don't refer to yourself as a NEET...

>>855190
9/10 for presentation.

>>855196
Pro-tip: Pour gasoline on yourself spark a Bic lighter.

>>855193
Good attitude

iCold

>>855117
the neet hungaro-romanian alliance stands still, no need to stir us up

>>855146
who's hunting who?

>>855150
not even halbere?

>>855164
download some ram already

fuck it, I'm having some more chamomile

>>855206
don't overdose

Mrog

>>855208
Good morning NEET.

>>855208
morning

>>854988
The absolute state of a board that uses AI generated images for its thread title images.

>>855211
The meme factory was closed down. No more pajeets finns to mspaint memes for you.

>>855193
Imagine not using aero spokes on your wheels, those aren't even double butted.
FAIL BIKE

>>855212
On balance i would prefer that AI images never got invented. They are just awful like how you feel after eating chinese food.

>>855214
Frankly the NEETs here have to take the matter in their own hands and start drawing Pepes.

>>855214
>how you feel after eating chinese food
You sure it just wasn't cooked with gutter oil?

>>855212
The pajeet fears the AI replacement

>>855215
The NEETs are very stupid.

>>855215
I just done this one in mspaint

>>855219
I used the wrong background colour

>>855220
>I used the wrong background colour
See: >>855218

>>855191
Still needs work, when you make this a a quick soup it's hard to get the spices out. Licorice didn't work.
>>855197
Bowl of slop/slop, but the mint was worth getting

>>855219
>>855220
Very nice.
You can alter other images, like picrel.
Problem with mspaint it doesn't have a bunch of tools that makes editing easier.
GIMP might be too overwhelming. I'm sure there are other solutions.

>>855217
Wait for the needful AI, fed a billion good morning texts and redeems.

>>855206
Didn't get through yesterday without gofee, goffee Wagon is difficult

>>855225
That sugar free mondster I accidentally bought is so bad I've managed to limit myself to one can on rising for the last few days.

Think I might accidentally buy some custard tarts for breakfast

>>855227
Don't get the Woolies brand ones.

>>855230
2nd last (tied) in terms of prize money and they write the article about it.

for the past 2 months I've seen drones flying around my parents house
today a jet plane in broad day
and now I was hearing heavy machines running at night
I thought we're being invaded, but it turns out it's just tractors

>>855232
That happens to my house to when someone goes missing in the area, they never find them.

>>855232
Do you think they're building fortifications with the tractors?

I'm bored. When are israel and iran gonna nuke each other?

>>855235
Doesn't Israel's nuclear response plan basically state that they will nuke everybody if they are attacked?

>>855236
Everyone except me

>>855237
I'm coming to live with you.

Ben g thomas's youtube channel now has a roastie doing the narrating, can't decide whether she's ok looking or not.

>>855233
the flag checks out
>>855234
it's some sort of giant agricultural corporation working on their crops

>>855240
literally who?

>>855240
she is mid
beggars cant be choosers though

girls dont know nothing about dinosaurs

>>855243
I'll pick her up on a country road and when I'm finished I drop what's left of her home.

>>855245
They know about big dinosaur dick

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/a-young-aussie-reveals-how-a-photo-being-shared-without-her-permission-turned-her-school-life-into-hell/news-story/d6852232c6fcbf38805c85ece72975c5
why isn't she in jail?

John Farnham died.

>>855249
Good

>>855251
He's gonna fuck all those animals

still haven't pooed today yet, deebly goncerned

>>855255
2pm is the optimum poo time
gets rid of breakfast and lunch
makes room for dinner

>>855190
Looks nice n tasty.

Feel like a chickpea curry

>>855226
They wern't the mondsters you wanted, but the mondsters you need.

>>855222
Would have been a ten if you wiped the sides of bowl clean.

Forgot to tell you, 50 in yesterday, 150 out.
Just spent that 100 on a tug.
Went with enough for a vile bbbj facefuck and anal but the wench was a 6 at best. She had to change hands a few times and got to the point where her fake moans were becoming irritating. Was rubbing my date when I nutted and shot over my head and farted. Had a giggle with her about it.

>>855220
Pretty good tbh

>>855223
I liked paint.net (i think it was called), sort of like adobe lite.

>>855262
You are shameful, Cruisedog.

>>855262
Enjoy AIDS

>>855262
You need to embrace the life of celibacy and put your wicked days behind you.

>>855262
>her fake moans were becoming irritating
I don't like this idea. If I'm spending hundreds of dollars on a whore the experience better be all about my pleasure, not hers. Just tell her to make whimpering noises or something.

Feeling too brain damaged to do anything this morning. Gonna play some vidya, because I'm sure that'll fix my life right up.

>>855262
Hot!

not many mornings this morning

NO Morning NEETs

>>855213
>Imagine not using aero spokes on your wheels,
they are certainly sapim CX ray bladed aero spokes
>those aren't even double butted.
thats a contadiction
>FAIL BIKE
no shit bait and you fail again at life you assclown

>>855268
Just tell her to shut the fuck up and punch her in the back of the head.

>>855213
Dear God. Imagine having the audacity to question Nuro.....

>>855268
I make manly grunts to drown them out. If they act disgusted by anything, I call them good girls.

Ebrahim Raisi questioned nuro once on helicopter maintenance. Look what happened to him.

Still haven't pooped, running at least 3 hours behind schedule, worried.

The garbage has started early today, will come back after lunch and see if the place has settled down.

Poor judgement. This is the gen's finest hour.

>>855280
Cruisey (smoothbrain) got everybody het up with his sex post.

>>855280
>garbage

calling out someones bullshit is not garbage, but the 6/60 rubtug made me cringe

Why isn't Cruisey offering NEETs haircuts? His ex-misso turned one of the rooms into a salon.

>>855284
All the neets are reaching norwood end stage, there's no future in haircuts.

>>855271
Good morning NEET.

>>855279
Queue of tasks.

>>855285
Well bantered.

>>855285
You can still charge $10 (two spins) a pop for a #1 all over.

>>855285
She could braid the halo.

Sorry for all the bumbling turns out I'm part oaf

>>855291
motherbat has called me an oaf many many times

>>855262
Vile.

>>855293
Your boy is messed up.

>>855257
then internet went down for half an hour (never happened before)
I really thought the russians took it down and were planning to attack
my schizo ass was afraid to go outside of the house because they could see me with thermal vision

>>855295
they could see you inside the house with thermal vision and put a .50 into you through the wall if they wanted to

how the fuck did this made any sense to begin with?
it's a small village that nobody gives a flying fuck about
we don't even have roads
it's all hills
goddammit how retarded can one even be
you know what? I've seen what alcohol does to people, but it seems like being sober is even worse

>>855296
I was thinking about getting back into improvised guns
just for safety reasons

>>855299
hey I didn't blow my head off in 6th grade, I have both of my eyes, and my hearing is immaculate
that's as safe as it gets

>>855298
I would've thought everyone in eastern europe owned a military surplus ak47. Disappointing.

>>855301
in our textbooks romania is central europe

>>855302
>central europe
LOL

Finally put in an application for a volunteer position. Been procrastinating this for months. Gonna get some kfc for lunch to celebrate. You neets want anything?

>>855304
Good luck NEET. Maxi popcoin chicken please.

>>855304
No thanks, I just had a Chicken McSpicy (not spicy at all), a Chicken Cheese, 10 nuggets, large fries, and large chocolate thickshake.

>>855303
ikr?

Is there some easy bullshit way of getting a student email address in australia? I don't want to sign up for a whole uni course.

>>855306
>chocolate thickshake
Was it good? They don't taste like they used to.

>>855304
get me some more rachmaninoff
blue, red it doesn't matter

>>855307
Well bantered by that fellow.

>>855309
Nah the chocolate shake is basically vanilla now. The whole experience was pretty bad.

Say something nice about the eSafety Commissioner

I want more chocolate, I don't care about how fat I'm getting.

11 days without an Olive

Are tafe certificate courses still free?

>>855313
Poorly memed.

>>855318
in what universe?

>>855316
Get the Aldi coconut chocolate block.

>>855322
yeah, looks like courses like cyber security are free

Found a new hentai artist. might wank later

>>855324
you should hire some of those jungle gook tuggers to pretend to be japanese girls

>>855323
*if you qualify

>>855326
why wouldn't I qualify?

>>855327
Did you see the list on that page I linked? Abbos, women, special interest groups, ..., white men

I washed my hair with soap in the shower just now. The shampoo I had been using was either causing scalp itch or not fixing it.
They say you can't use soap on your scalp/hair because the ph is not right. But I will see how it goes. Feels fine for now, but too early to tell.

told my boss I'm not calling some sydney number to speak to a curry muncher
waiting for the dummy spit

>>855317
Shes busy.

>>855332
He goes by Ryan when he's working at Woolies.

>>855331
lel he replied "that's fine, I've let the client know" and then asked me to do some other unrelated shit

Who's the furry private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Possum)
You're damn right
Who is the NEET that would risk his neck for his brother NEET?
(Possum)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
(Possum)
Right on

Still giggling about farting on the table, on her digit.

>>855329
Boobies

>>855337
don't even think about them

$65 to the chinaman so his white employees can wash my clothes.

might make a surprise visit to Motherbat tomorrow night and come back Thursdee mording

that first double passionfruit cruiser went down too fast

>>855254
>>855249
Dickhead

second can went down too fast too

ok, going to try to get on the diet wagon for two days starting tomorrow. Nuro will probably have lost his gut and gotten ripped in that time.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-21/disability-carer-arjun-kandel-guilty-sexual-assault-clients/103872592
Do you know this piece of shit, Cruisey?

eight thousand in cash, in thousand dollar bundles, in two zip lock baags.

twenty five dollar bag of macadamias

>>855346
The herder community is small and tight knit, and follows one rule above all others - never grass on another herder.

Might have a cheeky caffeine pill - if I'm whining about not being able to sleep later, remind me it was my fault.

>>855348
how many grams is that?
they used be $38 a kilo when I was a kid

>>855347
Family feast please.

>>855352
$84.85 a kilo but they are from the vegan shop
basically the only place to get quality non meat food these days.

Day 4 wagon. Nanabots legs have started going cold. Not long now.

>>855357
Are you with her?

>>855358
I was there on Sunday. Going back tonight.

>>855361
Has she discovered your lie yet?

When I was growing up there was a story that went around about someone who put a vacuum cleaner on their dick and the vacuum had blades in it and cut off the person's dick.

>>855362
Oh I thought I was talking to Weber. Disregard.

>>855347
What are you buying NEET?

>>855361
Good.
We come into the world with a room full of people and we deserve to exit it surrounded by people who care about us.

>>855367
We care, NEET.
I'm sure you have at least one family member left.

>>855303
Trick is current day Romania lies within an intersection. Transylvania is Central Europe, Wallachia is Balkans, Moldavia is Eastern Europe.
They are exploiting our land so they can claim they are Central Europe.

>>855363
It shreds and cleans up the mess

>>855264
>paint.net
Ah yeah, that exists, I heard about it.

>>855367
My dad cares about you if your hole is nice and tight

These third world Euro states with their petty nationalist conceits and disputes.
Feels good to be an Anglo chad.

>>855369
Yeah but they have badasses like Vlad and Dracula and you guys just have Mr Goulash.

>>855367
We are lone wolves.

>>855375
I'm more of a lone piglet

>>855375
Once Motherbat dies I'll be alone proper. Sisterbot and Bill will be left with money and a property portfolio and a fucking Corvette.

I can smell wood burning, hope none of my bad home neighbours have managed to set their flats on fire.

>>855377
You need to leave it all to sweetie, set up a foundation for her since dogs can't legally own property.

>>855379
Sweetie is old as shit too. Might get another 18 months out of her, but not much more.

>>855376
You will transform neet as a caterpillar transforms into a beautiful butterfly, you will transform into magnificient crackling.

>>855377
and about 15 fishing rods that haven't caught anything and a kayak and a bunch of guns SAPOL will cut in half when Bill fucks that up

Should we put all our neetbux into bitcoin to stop the central banks from robbing us with inflation?

>>855373
Except with the Scott, the Irish, the Dutch, the French, the Injun, the neger, the Indian, the Paki...

>>855382
3 banjos, a BMX, metal lathe and bridgeport dating back to the 1940s, bleepbloop gear
The more I think about it, the more I'm going to haunt those cunts if they fuck it all up

The Abo

>>855386
big racism, mate

>>855384
The Scots and the Dutch are honorary anglos, the irish are honorary niggers.

>>855389
Why did you try to genocide the Dutch then?

>>855390
they talk funny

>>855390
Genocide? We made one of their guys king.

finished my cruisers
opened a magnum of moscato
got to do a firewall upgrade remotely at 6pm

>>855393
how does one upgrade a firewall?

>>855395
iptables -F
iptables -X

>>855395
like firmware and shit nigga, you wouldn't understand

>>855392
That's just some weird fetish like the obsession with jewesses. I see that on this board.

>>855398
you don't even have a board for your countrymen, just a generic euro board

Bad home neet threw a can on my lawn, going to belt the fuck out of him at some later point.

>>855399
It's a good board though. They discuss intellectual shit, whereas we have one thread talking about fast food, peepee, poopoo, wanks, jews, and a few girls.