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NEET General #843 - Sexy Beast Edition NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No. 857023
*SWOON* Who is that sex beast?

OLD: >>855973

NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.857024 del

NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.857026 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.857027 del
Oh god I forgot the 's' in the OP. Too busy swooning.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.857028 del
The $3000 Centrelink Bonus Payments 2024 is expected to release in early june 2024 with its additional benefits for seniors, parents, disabled and students. Anyone falling in this category can claim the bonuses.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.857029 del
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>I really need this money for electricity rent and furniture
>I have just moved house
>Used to have built in cupboards
>Not now so I need a cupboard for my clothes so I don’t have to put them on the floor

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.857030 del
That's Joslin.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.857031 del
It's her sister Maree.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.857033 del
Sounds like a good night.
I'll see you soon.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.857034 del
''Good Morning NEETs"

Are you ready to die for Israel ?


NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.857036 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.857038 del
It's the only way to secure peace in the ME. They are Rome and Palestine isn't a country. Those greasy Egyptian/Jordanians should go back where they came from.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.857039 del
Imagine thinking Nabateans would win.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.857040 del
the current war will end with millions of muslim rapefugees flooding the west, and we all know it

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.857041 del
/pol/ had a few solutions for this that usually boiled down to killing draft enforcers, drill instructors, COs, at the first opportunity etc.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.857042 del
Pigged out on cinnamon scrolls, still feel like crap, why didn't I consult nuro first on my diet?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.857043 del
You should support Israel blowing up hospitals then. Fuck the ceasefire.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.857044 del
>couple of bees get stuck between the curtains and the window
>free them off by opening said window
>try to close it
>try a couple more times
>suddenly the glass breaks
>the glass guillotine falls on my fingers
god dammit, now I won't be able to practice for at least 1 week
romanian hospitals almost as bad as prisons
I can't even go outside to get a coffee and they fucking confiscated my clothes

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.857045 del
On the other hand training millions of disaffected young men in weapons and organisation might well backfire on the elites. Who knows.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.857046 del
$200 more?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.857047 del
Fuark. Not good. Is it just skin cuts? Your tendons are okay?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.857048 del
and you broke the window which is coming out of your bond.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.857049 del
That's not good, hope you still have all your fingers.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.857050 del
the tendons are fine, I can still feel my fingers
but it's bone deep

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.857051 del
I have no idea what you're trying to say
my brain is fried

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.857052 del
I still have all of them, it's all that matters

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.857053 del
You should have been wearing gloves doing injury risky shit like opening an old stuck window. You should have used an appropriate tool. This is what happens when you are drunk and unwary.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.857054 del
Is nuro the only NEET to have had secks with an actual human femoid?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.857055 del
Harry who happens to be Barry's cousin or something said he would knock a hundo to put towards the brakes. He is still thinking about whats best for the car. I'm gonna refuse because my cover story is that the old falcon got written off and has good parts that I can swap into the wagon. Looks like my hail mary email where I said I'd put it into an immediate renovation cycle and was not gonna turn it into a tradies rubbish bin on wheels or live in it like a homeless turd, was hitting the right notes. I even chucked in a plea for "the widows son" for good measure.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.857056 del
You should live in a bubble

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.857057 del
absolutely mental

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.857058 del
I was sober and that was a regular window

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.857059 del
I live in a dunny

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.857060 del
is so funny

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.857061 del
tfw too old and fat to get drafted

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.857062 del
No mention of the noggs pack-raping the woman.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.857063 del
Do any of you have experience with getting rainwater tanks pumped out?
I heard some noises outside and the wooden tank stand has started to collapse and the tank is now leaning against part of the verandah.
Leaning on about a 7 degree angle.
The tap on it hasn't been opened in about 40 years.
I am worried that if I open the tap it won't close again and there will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.857064 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.857065 del
Have/are you taking it for a drive first?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.857067 del
oh that
who cares?
dumbass white christians trying to force their religion on a population of niggers that killed all the whites there previously

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.857068 del
If its that old, its probably rusted and youwouldnt want to drink it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.857069 del
I don't want to drink it. I want to empty the tank and get it down off the stand and ultimately have it taken away.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.857070 del
Anyone tried maccas spicy nuggoes?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.857071 del
I got the boig the other day and it wasn't spicy unless you are a big baby.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.857072 del
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Ignore the earth wiring.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.857073 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.857074 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.857075 del
not really, I'm going to get him to pick me up and then hand over the car, mechanically and mechanics who know it. Then I'm going to drive straight home and go over it as best I can and sit down and plan out the renovations. It may well be mechanically perfect and apart from the high milage and usual shit like brakes, belts and tyres I wont have to do shit except the turbo conversion

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.857076 del
the best way to drain that tank is to open the tap, anon.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.857077 del
Thank you, Wise Anon, that thought had not occurred to me.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.857078 del
clearly not since you want to pump it out. Get an adult to open the tap if you're not confident.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.857079 del
Where do you propose the fucking 2000 litres of brown water go? All over the back verandah and house footings? The tap isn't threaded for a connector and I don't have 200 10 litre buckets.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.857080 del
geesus dig a trench or get some spouting or just let it go into the ground. house footings are supposed to get wet sometimes.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.857081 del
I hope you are feeling better soon International Cruisey.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.857082 del
maybe you could put a tarp in the back of the ute and we could fill it up?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.857083 del
I'd stab a rusty bit and let it drain slowly for a couple of days.
Do you have some polypipe to direct it?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.857084 del
It looks good neet.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.857085 del
No, but I can probably nigger rig something with some hose or whatever

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.857086 del
>will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.
Can you get a hose on it and put that down a storm water or household sewage? Keep an eye on what comes out.

If its going to tip or cause a flood I would focus on draining it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.857087 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.857088 del
Maybe just get a bit of old garden hose and slowy syphon it all out away from the house.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.857089 del
That sounds painful.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.857090 del
You need to drive it first.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.857091 del
Try to get it to drain into the neighbours yard.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.857092 del
Where's Nuro when you need him?
He probably knows some spiffy buttchugging engineering technique that can drain a cubic gallon a minute.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.857094 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.857095 del
Awful thread. Bought an ironing board. Might post it later.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.857099 del
awkward bit of carry-on luggage, cruisey

NEET Board owner 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.857100 del
A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.
If you think you have what it takes please email [email protected]

Currently the only applicant is Tiffin. I have also received an email from another NEET endorsing Tiffin.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.857102 del
>I have also received an email from another NEET endorsing Tiffin.
[email protected]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.857104 del
Did he say it wasn't spicy?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.857105 del
A 'NEET' who lives in a dunny...

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.857106 del
maybe you should give the board to Tiffin

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.857107 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.857108 del
Is nuro the most physically fit neet on ausneets?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.857109 del
Yes, and he has the biggest dick.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.857110 del
Nuros dick barely physically fits in his pant.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.857111 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.857112 del
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Bake the chips before adding froxen peas, jarred olives and cocktail onion. Back in the oven for 5 minutes. Drizzle on tomato sauce, mayo and sriracha. Add 8(eight) eggs and throw her back in. Top with a mix of cheddar/mozzarella, chilli flake and green onion.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.857113 del
You ruined it the peas.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.857114 del
What do you call this dish?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.857115 del
not sure about this one famalam

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.857116 del
Very interesting feed.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.857118 del
That thing with his dog was some cold shit

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.857119 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.857120 del
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This story would have been funnier if the dog got euthed right before the dude found it. Man that would have been a 1.9 mil payout then.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.857121 del
shit i gotta turn the pc off to rewire some shit. see ya later neets

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.857122 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.857123 del
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off to bunnings for some bits
have a slampig

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.857124 del
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It's called clearing out your fridge and freexer.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.857125 del
>another NEET endorsing Tiffin
Well, it is a complete mystery who that was...

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.857126 del
Grab me a length of PVC pipe, 1 inch diameter, 2 foot long.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.857127 del
you would just abuse it for sexual purposes

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.857128 del
Not necessarily a criticism

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.857129 del
you would just abuse it for sexual purposes

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.857130 del
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I'm sure he'll make a fine bo

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.857131 del
2 whoppers down the hatch

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.857132 del
with two lots of chips and two choggy thickshakes?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.857133 del
Shit myself unexpectedly

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.857134 del
Thats not on the voucher

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.857135 del
Are you sure?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.857136 del
Cheapskate wagie

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.857137 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.857138 del
A terrible life

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.857139 del
Have you been spying on me?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.857140 del
I'm back. Wiring went okay. Got 12V at my desk now. Can take up to 350W but I dont think the cable would take it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.857141 del
Welcome back. Please be careful of all that electricity.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.857142 del
Its just 12v, its not like its rainwater or something.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.857143 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.857144 del
Open the tap.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.857145 del
bought two 99c buckets
cracked the first trying to drill a hole in the bottom

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.857146 del
>on the train
>lovey dovy couple cuddling nearby

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.857147 del
You should have splashed out for a $2.99 one.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.857148 del
I think I'll put some masking tape on the other one and hand drill it or something

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.857149 del
You need some thick cable.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.857150 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.857151 del
Meadow Soprano BTFO

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.857152 del
the intended radio draws max 15W

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.857153 del
>You should have splashed out

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.857154 del
She was mad ripe.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.857155 del
roast duck for dinner

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.857156 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.857157 del
That sounds good.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.857158 del
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Its on for tomorrow 4PM outside the cop shop. $4900 gonna be taking up. Got a lift in with a single femoid too.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.857159 del
Good luck NEET. Take them for a test drive (the femoid and the car).

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.857160 del
I wish I was good at writing.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.857161 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.857162 del
Very nice photo. Dare I say ... based.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.857163 del
Make sure you post it multiple times for proper astroturfing

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.857164 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.857165 del
Get well.

That's green and yellow in every civilized country.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.857166 del
>That's green and yellow in every civilized country.
There was a fine yellow stripe down one side.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.857167 del
nice bucket

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.857168 del
Thank you, NEET.
I am going to run a bead of silicone around the blue thing just in case and then I should be able to hang it off the tap on the tank and connect a garden hose to the bucket.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.857169 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.857170 del
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I was right all along.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.857171 del
Well done NEET. Good luck.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.857172 del
This is pretty hurtful.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.857173 del
He will be in charge of all the buckets at the commune.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.857174 del
Carn eags

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.857175 del
Carn crom

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.857176 del
Carn nuro

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.857177 del
Sunday night blues starting to hit.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.857178 del
Do something nice for yourself

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.857179 del

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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.857181 del
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The thing about being good at writing is that a lot of normies who think they are good at writing are not good at writing. Being good at writing means you are good at not being a normie.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.857182 del
I'm not good at being a normie, am I good at writing?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.857183 del
Correlation != causation

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.857184 del
The best authors write one book and then become a recluse, their name only popping up again when they've died.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.857185 del
Got me remember how the band got called Impure Recluse in the movie Hevi Reissu (Heavy Trip).
Wanted to upload a pic of the actual band name: Impaled Rectum. So I searched:
>hevi reissu impaled rectum
I really should have expect the results I did not expected.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.857186 del
Tiffin is a recluse

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.857187 del
a brown recluse

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.857188 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.857189 del
Not looking good for eags

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.857190 del
Beached delfin

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.857191 del
>99c buckets
BYO chicken?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.857192 del
Buying that much worth of meth out front of a cop shop probably isn't a good idea.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.857193 del
Have a beer ya flamin' poof

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.857194 del
Its meth, not bussy

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.857195 del
Thinking about that time we screened Harry Potter and Big Fella was really grumpy about it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.857196 del
Very well done

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.857197 del
I looked up Hungarian but the definition was in Turk.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.857198 del
The Goblet of Fire didn't portray Hungarian wizards very nicely.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.857199 del
They were Bulge-arian

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.857200 del
James Joyce comes to mind.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.857201 del
Thats because he is a simple muggle.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.857202 del
One of the dragons was Hungarian. the horntail.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.857203 del
not a lot
thanks hungry bro

the doc soothed the wounds today
apparently the glass bit a tendon
for the next month I can't do jack shit
2 years and a half of progress lost
so it goes

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.857204 del
He had two good books. Portrait of the artist and Ulysses.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.857205 del
a right cranky bugger

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.857206 del
Fucking hell. Sorry to hear this. Was it the fret or strumming hand? (I dont know if youre a lefty)

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.857207 del
Finnegan's wake was the last book I read in its entirity. Its stupid.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.857208 del
Postmodern shite.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.857209 del
in his defense nora's farts were not fucking themselves

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.857210 del
fretting hand
the middle finger had the tendon bit
I don't even strum, just picking
guess it's time to get into tapping

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.857211 del
If you're allowed to use the other fingers on that hand, I'd keep practicing and just skip the notes that you would use the middle finger on.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.857212 del
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Spaceman (2024) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.857213 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=33apRGxVI1k [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.857214 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Y4HVEU3PIs [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.857215 del
Cool is that a sci fi moofie?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.857216 del
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Gentlemen i wish to inform you the slow multi layered cooking process for an authentic El Nuro has begun...

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.857217 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.857218 del
That jar of mustard is worth more than the bubbles.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.857219 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.857220 del
how the fuk you not going to put that stale bread roll in the frypan, huh?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.857221 del
One with double cheese for me please

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.857222 del
actually, make it triple, I like cheese

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.857223 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.857224 del
Absolutely Based.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.857225 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.857226 del
the trouble is that the index is tied to the middle in order to sustain it
so I only have 2 fingers

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.857227 del
Maybe you can get a NDIS package and have a pajeet take you shopping and help you wank.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.857228 del
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Finely crafted, folded one thousand times in butter, forged with Jalepino sauce for strength.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.857229 del
He won't know what any of that means. Banter wrongly targeted.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.857230 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.857231 del
Imagine not putting any sumac on that thing.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.857232 del
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El Nuro is in a League of its own

> [x]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.857234 del
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Ok neets, it's time for tonight's movie: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.857235 del
I would ride with that cat

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.857236 del
hey now come one there is only enough pork knuckle left for (2) Neets and you beeter be fro good homes....

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.857237 del
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when are we gonna see some el nuro franchises to give maccas some competition?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.857238 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.857239 del
I am El Presidente. Do not ruin that franchise for me. Thanks.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.857240 del
Can you still get cheap white bread loaves for under a buck these days?

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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.857244 del
At the el nuro franchise, only the cutest of happas will be allowed to be drive through qts

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.857245 del
They also have to say yes if Weber asks them out

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.857246 del
Aww, he bought the block buddah just like his best buddy. Ain't it just the cutest!

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.857247 del
They will all be Colubians with their tits out, like hooters. We will not do uber eats or door dash. If you want an EL Nuro you can drive there drunk and we will cover your legal costs.

Its the El Nuro Guarantee

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.857249 del
Crom flogged the eags. Fuck the eags. I like Harley Reid though.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.857250 del

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If you only knew just how intelligent things are

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.857252 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.857253 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.857254 del
My mother not smoking enough is what gave me the autism.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.857255 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.857256 del
As real as asthma.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.857257 del
tell webby that

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.857258 del
Want to take a peek inside Weber's tackle box.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.857259 del
It smells like old bait.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.857260 del
I need to be on the DSP.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.857261 del
Apply for it!

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.857262 del
Make the steps to apply.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.857263 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.857264 del
I want a picture of nuro's lean physique ever thread to motivate me to lose weight

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.857265 del
Good night.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.857266 del
You'll be a skellie in no time.

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Just play punk rock from now on.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.857268 del
A skinny human.

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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.857271 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.857272 del
Thinking of the el nurgo it'll produce

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.857273 del
Black Sabath (and early jethro tull) guatist had a metal finger he'd use as a slide. I think ring ringer.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.857274 del
Fuck yeah.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.857275 del
Not changing your flag before delivering the bantz on weber?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.857276 del
Hey Baby! Hey Baby, Hey!
Girls say? Girls say?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.857277 del
The fuck you talking about idiot?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.857278 del
I hope bo tiffin sends all the low quality neets to the gas chambers

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.857279 del
The germans singing over an italian football fans song is very funny, for me.
>Deutschland den Deutschen, Ausländer Raus!

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.857280 del
Then where will you post?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.857281 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.857282 del
It would just be me and Tiffin left.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.857283 del
There will be fewer neets, but better ones.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.857284 del
>If you think you have what it takes

That's funny coming from someone who didn't have what it took, and now you think you're in a position to judge others.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.857285 del
The rest of us will post at /ausmongs/

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.857286 del
Well you don't measure up.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.857287 del
>judge others
An odd interpretation of his post.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.857288 del
The grey hairs are increasing. At least I am not norwooding.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.857289 del
That movie Cruisey tried to make us watch was 5.7/10 on imdb.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.857290 del
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Sunday Funday !!

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.857291 del
fuck the left hand
I will practice rasguaedos and tremolos until I get a nose bleed

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.857292 del
or just play bass

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.857293 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.857294 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.857295 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.857296 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2hXI7Ny9I [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.857297 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-xssnp7R51A [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.857298 del
Imbd are just populists that base their reviews off of others reviews. It deserves much higher.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.857299 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.857300 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.857301 del
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Have you fellas watched Falling Down on Womboflix?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.857302 del
Thanks o7

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.857303 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.857304 del
morning neetbros

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.857305 del
Its pozzed we dont go there

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.857306 del
think I might buy a second hand thinkpad

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.857307 del
Big poo gang

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.857308 del
Think I might sell my old Thinkpad, its got way too much jizz encrusted on it over the years.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.857309 del
I want to sell a laptop but load it up with heaps of abo porn

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.857310 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.857311 del
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Gonna have a big food for breakfast

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.857312 del
I'll have what you're having, but no salad please.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.857313 del
Today, is payday. And on this day we bow our heads and thank our government overlords for this pittance. Amen.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.857314 del
he looks as happy as the last time you posted this which was last night.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.857315 del
He gets happier and the food gets bigger each time I post it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.857316 del
You have to finish every bite and every crumb

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.857317 del
What if he doesn't finish all th and crumbs?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.857318 del
*all the crumbs

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.857319 del
Pretty sure ProjectionistNEET screened it.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.857320 del
It's firing out of me.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.857321 del
When is Cruisey back in Adelaide?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.857322 del
Motherbat asked if Bill was at my place on the weekend.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.857323 del
I think he got lost out in the Nullarbor.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.857324 del
He flew over.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.857325 del
No respect for speed limits or the road rules.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.857326 del
Whizzing at its finest.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.857327 del
Then he won't be allowed to eat at the big food table anymore and all he will have to eat is small pitiful food.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.857328 del
What did you tell her?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.857329 del
I hope he keeps his seatbelt on.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.857330 del
I told her I text him yesterday morning not to come because I was tired from the dinner. I did not mention Saturday. I then mentioned the rain water tank saga, getting her sufficiently worried to forget Bill.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.857331 del
Will Bill come around next weekend?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.857332 del
Yeah I guess. Depends whether I do my chores during the week.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.857333 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.857334 del
yeah, it was on womboflix in late 2023

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.857335 del
I watched it at the movies in 1993

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.857336 del
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Ok neets, it's time for our best experts on kino to meet and discuss which movies to play next on womboflix. Nominate a movie to be added to the list or vote for an existing movie to be played.

Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Truman Show(1998)
Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall(1977)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Office Space(1999)
The Imitation Game(2014)
Steve Jobs(2015)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Police Academy(1984)
Place Beyond The Pines(2012)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Mean Girls(2004)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.857337 del
Annie Hall. Thanks.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.857338 del

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.857339 del
Something with explosions or car chases. Thanks.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.857340 del
at least we have one man of taste and culture among us

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.857341 del
I hope you were with a parent or guardian.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.857342 del
My pay goes in tonight. Hopefully. Never too sure lately.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.857343 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.857344 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.857345 del
Garn woolies to get some neet treats, you want anything neets?

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.857348 del
The most I've laughed recently was at Gangs of new york a few weeks ago at all the racism. What are some movies or tv with lots of funny racism/sexism in them?

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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.857350 del
Dear white people

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.857351 del
Bish I sey what I sey
I'd rather be famous instead

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.857352 del
Possum fleshlight flushing

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.857353 del
the one on the right died lol

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.857354 del
I want chicken treat

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.857355 del
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NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.857356 del
That doesn't look like chicken treat

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.857357 del
The first time I went to Tasmania as a kid I had Chester Chicken twice. I don't think they exist anymore.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.857358 del
This is chicken treat

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.857359 del
yeah but the NEET was goign to the supermarket

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.857360 del
Two please.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.857361 del
This looks far more generous than it actually is, I bet.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.857362 del
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This is a big chicken treat

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.857363 del
There's a chicken treat next to every supermarket

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.857364 del
There isn't next to mine.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.857365 del
that's pretty gud, a roast chicken in woolies by itself is $12

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.857366 del
Then you shouldn't be going to that supermarket.

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.857367 del
New episode of bedtime stories: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XXU9JKiQoGg [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.857368 del
bed time stories shouldn't be scary

NEET 05/26/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.857369 del
They should prepare the listener for what's about to happen next.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.857370 del
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Neets, I've been hatmogged.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.857371 del
Introduce yourself to him.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.857372 del
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Should've gotten the fedora

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.857375 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.857376 del
Cloudy, with homosexual meatballs

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.857377 del
Was that a drone or something else?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.857378 del
I want one.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.857379 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.857380 del
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she's so cute

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.857381 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.857382 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJp1au7Nwbs [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.857383 del
New HP?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.857384 del
people not only paid to see this, but they were also happy

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.857385 del
him and django are the only pick players worthy of upmost respect

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.857386 del
My dad jerked off on the floor and the dog licked it up.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.857387 del
I like this one better
btw, check out this one https://youtube.com/watch?v=xlrcNtH5pu8 [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.857388 del
>"ANYONE WANNA SEE SOME BASS OUT HERE?!" <complete silence

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.857389 del
as long as you get another thinkpad I see no issue

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.857390 del
cashed up neets

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.857391 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.857392 del
He was ukrained

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.857393 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.857395 del
That's Harry potter 42 should be on tonight at 7pm

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.857396 del
post this on plebbit and you'll get at least 10 simps to say she's 8/10 and she deserves that

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.857397 del
also, why tf did my flag change from romanian to french and back to romanian?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.857398 del
Did he return the favour?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.857399 del
The site was confused by your accent.

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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.857402 del
There is no shame in being French neet.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.857403 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.857405 del
They couldn't suck his cock hard enough

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.857406 del
rich bitch inserts herself into some other woman's marital problems and gets her daughter killed as a result

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.857408 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.857409 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.857410 del
I vote for Police Academy.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.857411 del
This and Mean Girls.
But only if Cruisey comes.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.857412 del
lawn guy said he'd be here late morning and it's basically 11.30 and he hasn't appeared

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.857413 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.857414 del
He's probably having a counter lunch somewhere.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.857415 del
fucking busy as around here, I thought I was supposed to be a neet

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.857416 del
Punctuality matters. I fucking hate waiting for people.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.857417 del
I just hate people

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.857418 del
It is yourself who you truly hate. Don't take it out on the rest of us. I'm great.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.857419 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.857420 del
This cunt Lambie tried to get on military disability for a bad back.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.857421 del
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Corporal neet, reporting for duty!

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.857422 del
she was also known by the nickname 'groundsheet' because she was such a disgusting slut

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.857423 del
Lawn guy rocked up 2 minutes ago. Looked stoned.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.857424 del
>Lawn guy
You knew he was into grass

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.857425 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.857426 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.857427 del
Another day on earth
another black instant

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.857428 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.857429 del
corporeal is a synonym for substantial

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.857430 del
Well bantered. Best banter.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.857431 del
Good morning. Shoulder status?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.857432 del
little bit better, got a physio appointment soon. No word yet from insurance company for compo.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.857433 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.857434 del
Wagon day 10
500mg of thiamine down the hatch

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.857435 del
Is your Nannabot still alive?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.857436 del
>Wagon day 10
Very impressive. Keep going King.

Gym status?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.857437 del
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looking great

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.857438 del
Crikey mate it looks like it was quite bad.
Hopefully the swelling goes down soon.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.857439 del
>The Malinauskas government has committed $59 million in water and sewer infrastructure upgrades in Adelaide's northern suburbs.
This is all Weber's fault.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.857440 del
Nope. rip to a real one

Gym status poor.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.857441 del
about to do a poo

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.857442 del
we'll take cover

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.857443 del
Bombs away

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.857444 del
The Snake Juice diet but Possum yelling at us instead of Cole Robinson.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.857445 del
You can come out now.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.857446 del
Cruisey needs to find out what is happening with the supermarket at the Lizbef Souf shops.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.857447 del
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Trying to get into the habit of having cups of tea as a coping mechanism, rather than junk food or goon or nicotine.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.857448 del
A lot of Lindt chocolates are half price at Coles at the moment.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.857449 del
I would try one but they look sickly sweet.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.857450 del
They'd be a disappointment, like most of the slop those places sell. I only eat it because I am mentally week and it makes me feel good for a few minutes.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.857451 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.857452 del
I have like 30 dollars to last me until friday.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.857453 del
Suimin cups for a few days.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.857454 del
Woolies have them for half price at the moment. $1.20.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.857455 del
Also got jars of leggo's bolognaise and napoletana sauce for $3.40. Woolworths brand dried spaghetti or shells or whatever are $1.00. That's two meals for $4.40.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.857456 del
A bachelor's handbag could provide protein for 4 meals.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.857457 del
is a loss of interest in alcohol in a previously big drinker a sign something is wrong internally?
yesterday I had two cans of drink
saturday I had one glass of wine
friday I had two cans of drink
I've just been sitting on them and not feeling like any more, yet before that I was doing 16-20 standards a day easy
I don't feel sick or anything

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.857458 del
I should add I went out and acquired alcohol each of those days with the intention of drinking it all

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.857459 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.857460 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.857461 del

I have to figure out what to watch on Saturday for that time of the month again. So only one pick of Sunday here.
Btw we watched Predator 1.
I vote Wasabi.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.857462 del
Is The Whisky Bandit a good film?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.857463 del
Might be The Whisky Robber in your country.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.857464 del
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I already streamed that.

All right fellas, gonna watch Clerks on Saturday at 7pm, on Endcorner, not Womboflix.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.857465 del
Do you have Piroska Móga's phone number?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.857466 del
That girl at the back is dead now.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.857467 del

Well it's a past century black and white movie.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.857468 del
Can we have it please?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.857469 del
No. She's too busy with cooking me gulyás.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.857470 del
I don't know. You should see a doctor and have some tests done.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.857471 del
Lucky bugger.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.857472 del
Are first name and last name delivered backward in Hungarian? The HU Wiki article has her as Moga Piroska

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.857473 del
Or am I just retard and had it around the wrong way the first time?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.857474 del
I lost $100 on the pokies. Weber's system didn't work.
I got up to $170 which was good but I thought that is not enough - Weber's system should get me higher - but then I lost all the money.
I am never going back.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.857475 del
>I got up to $170 which was good but I thought that is not enough
You feckin' idiot.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.857476 del
You need to master the poke. You timed it wrong.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.857477 del
The System gives you what it thinks you need. If you don't cash out immediately, she will destroy you.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.857478 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.857479 del
It would have been the perfect hat to go with Weber's wizard robe. Davo should have ganked it. Do the kids still talk about ganking shit?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.857480 del
My eyes still sting from all the cigarette smoke in that nasty pokies den.
They don't smoke in there, I think it comes from outside and also from their clothes and hair.
Maybe they breathe it out after coming back in from their smoke breaks too.
Rushing back in to make sure no-one steals their machine.
Misery and despair in there. Very depressing.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.857481 del
Are you even Cruisey? He'd be used to smoke in his eyes on account of all his degenerate drug smoking.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.857482 del
You can yeet something. But I think that might mean throw.
You can rack something but I think that is exclusively shoplifting, not a hat mugging.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.857483 del
No I am not Cruisey (thank goodness). He would never have vowed not to go back.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.857484 del
>But I think that might mean throw.
>You can rack something but I think that is exclusively shoplifting
rack has replacing ganking
thank you

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.857485 del
Well I hope you learned a valuable lesson today, young man.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.857486 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.857487 del
It's just down to one moofie now, as Big Fella is putting on Clerks.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.857488 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.857489 del
Yes, her surname is Móga. Piroska is the given name. It means "Little Red". Kinda sorta, it's the diminutive of Red.
It's the proper order. You guys have to change it all the time when creating various lists, like for a phonebook or something.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.857490 del
But if you were frens or whatever, you'd call her Piroska or some shortened version of that though right?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.857491 del
We should watch The Holy Mountain. You'll like that.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.857492 del
When I'd get the free spins a sort of alarm sound would go off.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.857493 del
It's part of how they get you hooked, nigga.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.857494 del
Your negative attitude affected the system.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.857495 del
Isn't that Mexican surrealist shit? Do you like any normal films?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.857496 del
That you can win $70 in 10 minutes while having a dopamine fix in a safe location?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.857497 del
We'd call her P-Mog.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.857498 del
It reminded me of maybe a Nazi u-boat base or something. The alarm goes off when they open a high security door.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.857499 del
I have seen all the normal films. Very few are worth watching twice.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.857500 del
Yes. I've been telling you fucks for years that professional gamblers will stop when they're as little as 10% up, but you tards don't listen.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.857501 del
>a safe location?
That passive smoking is no joke.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.857502 del
That's when you take a sip of your imperial pint of Hard Solo and smirk inwardly, knowing the other degenerate gamblers are seething.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.857503 del
Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.

1973 Mexican movie?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.857504 del
>Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.
I guess it would depend on the girl, and if she was smoll and a good sport or whatever.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.857505 del
You're a hypothetical gambler. It's not about winning.
If eating was about getting full, you'd stick to rice or bread.
I do it because I enjoy it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.857506 del
Yes it is.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.857507 del
Yeah, it's cool.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.857508 del
Post your dockets, negro. I have been.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.857509 del
I cash them and leave.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.857510 del
does it have meat in it?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.857511 del
Acquired a driver's license again

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.857512 del
Nah. You'd need mince or some leftover bbq chook or something.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.857513 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.857514 del
Most grills would like Pici - unless a whale and would think I mock her -, I'd think should be definitely used disregarding the actual proportions. But yes, depends on the individual, she could inspire other nicknames.

I don't mind watching those, but do I wanna watch it twice (for I stream the same thing twice)? And most importantly would be there others besides imiss, board, and me?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.857515 del
there might be some canned tuna pasta recipes, if you're into that kind of taste

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.857516 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.857517 del
Making it. Good stuff.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.857518 del
It'd probably just you lot.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.857519 del
well done

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.857520 del
>7.8 on imbd

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.857521 del
Trust the system.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.857522 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.857523 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.857524 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.857525 del
Rich people get ozempic, poor people get body positivity messages.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.857526 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.857527 del
Is Lizzo a lezzo?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.857528 del
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She's killed people, she would kill any partner.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.857529 del
Shes got the taste for it now.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.857531 del
I got the songs "Daydream Believer" and "I'm a Believer" mixed up. I thought Daydream Believer was sounding too slow.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.857532 del
Cheer up, sleepy NEET

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.857533 del
(15.37 MB 576x1024 NeoPhBvl.mp4)

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.857534 del
I'd kill myself before participating in something like that.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.857535 del
But why?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.857536 del
bniaustraliaBNI Australia
What do you get in a room full of Directors? Lolly Salad 🍬🍭 #lollysalad #bniaustralia #fyp #networkmarketing #giversgain
original sound - BNI Australia

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.857537 del
Business Directors like Cruisey like to go to these events and wank each other off.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.857538 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.857539 del
Listening to the Best of The Monkees CD torrent. mp3.
They got a lot of shit as a "fake" band but they have some good songs.
People said they monkeyed around, but they were too busy singing to put anybody down.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.857540 del
These are the people that make offices and waging terrible.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.857541 del
They are the people running the country. This is what the "elites" look like.
I just pray I live to see the purge.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.857542 del
Remember the MonkNEET cover? I was told it was mean and narky and I shouldn't be making fun of Monk after losing his fourth or fifth job in as many weeks.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.857543 del
I don't recall that.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.857544 del
I can only remember "hey hey I'm the monkneet" and "I'm too busy drinking". Google doesn't have it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.857545 del
Good Monkees songs:
Theme from The Monkees
Last Train to Clarkesville
Daydream Believer
I'm a Believer
Pleasant Valley Sunday
A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.857546 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jCKFSXekv5w [Embed]
listen to these nips murder the song and bluegrass in general

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.857547 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.857548 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WhlH4fKCLz4 [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.857549 del
Complex feels.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.857550 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lyhqqeb5Sno [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.857551 del
They also sang the last of the mohicans theme

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.857552 del
That doesn't sound right.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.857553 del
Is norwood neet having any side effects from the finistrade?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.857554 del
He has red legs now.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.857555 del
how come the max file size on the board is 300mb but endchan throws a fit if you try and upload even a 100mb attachment?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.857556 del
He's also growing bobbies.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.857558 del
The endchan.gg domain normally works for larger uploads.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.857559 del
Victorian chicken growers association has started holocausting chickens on the governments orders so that bird flu in Australia can be the next big distraction.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.857560 del
God I miss her.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.857561 del
(145.90 MB 1280x720 43yCezu3OjvgmcAL.mp4)

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.857562 del
Davo in the rear middle.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.857563 del
Where are the twinks?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.857564 del
I dislike that it's being promoted so heavily. Untrustworthy.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.857565 del
By Smashmouth?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.857566 del
Heh, well bantered.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.857567 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.857568 del
Ozempic hasn't even been around long enough for the really bad shit to be discovered. Guarantee it gets pulled within 3 years.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.857569 del
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Couple of big beverage specials starting at Woolies on Wednesday.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.857570 del
is there cheap pork roasts anywhere?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.857571 del
pork tenderloin is usually about $12 for 500-600g.
doesn't have fat on it for crackling, but usually roasts alright and is enough for two meals or one big boi

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.857572 del
going to get some ice cream and watch harry potter

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.857573 del
I might watch HP 42 tomorrow.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.857574 del
grab me a litre as well thanks

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.857575 del
Not that I can see.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.857576 del
auslander raus
auslander raus
straya for strayans
auslander raus

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.857577 del
>tfw thinking about big food

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.857578 del
This natural fibres effort of mine is not going well. The pure wool beanie is causing scalp itch and also a red rash on my forehead.
I wish I hadn't thrown out the polar fleece one. I will have to buy a new one.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.857579 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.857580 del
Your scalp is probably acting up because it is nowhere near cold enough for a beanie.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.857581 del
He's too depressed to come.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.857582 del
Lucky he is eating keto. If he wasn't I would fear he might not be healthy.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.857583 del
Your comment was a silly bit of dumb shitpost banter. Not the right tone for here.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.857584 del
Sorry to hear. But we all gotta go some time right.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.857585 del
You cum now, you cum now.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.857586 del
She died of shame

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.857587 del
Tastelessly bantered.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.857588 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.857589 del
Nuro has been too sick to post on account of the food poisoning he got from 4 day old pig offal.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.857590 del
tfw no good food

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.857591 del
He accused me dumb shitpost first

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.857592 del
hopefully nuro dies of food poisoning

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.857593 del
They should be 50 cents each.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.857594 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.857595 del
He is spending time with his new girlfriend

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.857596 del
nuro is the only neet for whom I would actually believe this, still shaken by his lean physique pic

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.857597 del
Won't be long until we lose the other shit eater from here too

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.857598 del
Red frogs ftw

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.857599 del
ate some freddo frogs, regretting it now, I was doing really well today

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.857600 del
There's only one.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.857601 del
Big day. Been to Dan's, BCF, Coles, Bunnings, Woolies, two servos and two op shops. Garn back to Coles shortly for cheap handbags.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.857602 del
Big purchases?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.857603 del
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Clearly its time we did a weekend of Aliens:
number three Aliens: resurrection
number five Aliens: that one where jussey smollet gets fludged.
I trust on your honor to schedule this into the programme as soon as possible.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.857604 del
Soon there will be

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.857605 del
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Who wants an EL NURO ?

i am making only (2) only good home NEETs can apply

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.857606 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.857607 del
also adding some marinated mushrooms this time

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.857608 del
That pork knuckle has been in the fridge too long now. I will not risk it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.857609 del
no context normie party game.
Why the fuck did you make me watch that?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.857610 del
Was that jalapeno sauce vinegary like tabasco?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.857611 del
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flavourtown denied

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.857612 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.857613 del
Freshen up those buns in the mike. Ten minutes on high ought to do it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.857614 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.857615 del
kind of its the closest thing i could find at the shops to guzmans green sauce, and i just found out they make that in a blender, in house, it does not come from a vat in an inustrial facility like maccas nugget sauce

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.857616 del
dude they were about to go i the air fryer

also those are tiger rolls

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.857617 del
There is a new 2009 Falcon in my garage. The drive back from Harry's was flawless. I think he sold it because he was afraid of the high K's. It'll take me ten years to make it to 500 000 and then retire the barra. Going over it starting tomorrow but I'm probably going to be disappointed that there is basically nothing to do. Might hunt around for a mechanic with a tranny flusher and do it twice in 1000Km. Might also swap out the engine oil for cheap stuff and put good stuff in after 1000Km again. Never had an Auto before, its pretty nice.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.857618 del
Maccas sauce comes from a freakin pharma lab. Its probably got fentanyl and nicotine in it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.857619 del
ow okay do you give them rolls to your tiger?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.857620 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.857621 del
Well done m8. I hope she serves you well.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.857622 del
>Its probably got fentanyl and nicotine in it.

Dude its bug protein. They are slowly sneaking bug Protein into all the processed food and getting us used to it.....

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.857623 del
Now that we have more information on nuro, who would win in a nuro vs iga throw down?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.857624 del
that would explain why the chocolate sauce they put on their sundaes is so good

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.857625 del
Its the same as any professional wrestling match, who ever has best access to painkillers wins.

And we all know tho that is.....

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.857626 del
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I want to binge eat chocolate, chips and coke like I used to when I was a teenager. Just one more time.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.857627 del
Well cooked neet

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.857628 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.857630 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.857631 del
Night neet

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.857632 del
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Got Olive vibes from this vile NSFW meme.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.857633 del

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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.857636 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.857637 del
You need a cashmere and silk one.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.857638 del
What did you get at the op shops?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.857639 del
The champignions are a nice extra.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.857640 del
Glad its running alright and you're happy with it. Was untrusting of Bazza and Hazza and worried they were doing you over.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.857641 del
I'm loving it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.857642 del
3am NEET hours

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.857643 del
2hr wank to an audio book of A History of Central Banking by Stephen Mitford Goodson.
Learnt a new Jew slur, 'Marrano'.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.857644 del
morning bros

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.857645 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.857646 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.857647 del
You want some breaky pizza?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.857648 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.857649 del
Sure, thanks.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.857650 del
Chiggen and spinach snog and mushroom.
Pleasant farts.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.857651 del
Living in the past, always dreaming about how things should've been

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.857652 del
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Wishing the French kept Napoleon and the Louisiana deal never had to happen.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.857653 del

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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.857655 del
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Can feel a second poo brewing

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.857656 del
foul tempered this morning, everything is irritating me

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.857657 del
>get paid
>immediately spend $500 on bills

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.857658 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=epGjpPnkc_M [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.857659 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.857660 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.857661 del
Fell back asleep. Dreamt that I was falling for a whore, then gave her an ultimatum, which she refused to reply to.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.857662 del
Harry was about as straight and square as a lay preacher.Dude drove me to his home and his fat dumbass labrador comes out, lol. The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.I was super careful not to give the impression I was taking advantage of him. I slipped in an extra hundo so he doesnt feel so bad about disposing of it, which I think he kinda does, dude apologises he didnt get back to me for two weeks, said he had issues with scammers, like a normie gets symptoms from the cognitive dissonance. The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.857663 del
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yeah its really funny in an incel way

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.857664 del
>Might also swap out the engine oil for cheap stuff and put good stuff in after 1000Km again
are you retarded or something?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.857665 del
Gonna have a chocolate binge this morning, for a few hours life will be worth it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.857666 del
You'd have to have a car worth something to understand.
So drop dead IGAY

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.857667 del
Depressingly accurate depiction of a female

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.857668 del
Should I use spotify?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.857669 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.857670 del
Only the free version if you have to.
I just download albums and put them on my devicemabobs.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.857671 del
Double Dare and a Balfours snot block for breakfast.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.857672 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V-mugKDQDlg [Embed]
THis looks preddy gud

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.857673 del
It's been and gone. NEETs have watched it and commented on it.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.857674 del
Yes but they weren't professionals and therefore opinion discarded

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.857675 del
could really go a nice pepper pie right now ngl

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.857676 del
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NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.857677 del
That would be nice.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.857678 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XeDCCNFAULk [Embed]

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.857679 del
Sounds like it went alright, flushing the tranny fluid is a good idea. Do the gear changes sound okay?
How was the trip with the single chicky babe?

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.857680 del
The dead look on her face got me.
Probably having vivid daydreams of someone calling her beautiful or a princess when she was a kid.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.857681 del
Still thinking about that dream. I think I worked there, maybe as a cleaner. I asked why she hadn't asked me to pay for her. I think we were friends. The fuck is this shit.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.857682 del
I still have three slice on the fridge from Saturday.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.857683 del
Me front right.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.857684 del
You need to go back to bed for an extra couple of hours.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.857685 del

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.857686 del
Enjoy your binge neet.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.857687 del
The femoid was totally hot but she drives like a woman on the slick narrow winding roads. speeding and hands off the wheel to gesticulate. I got car sick straight away and was glad to piss off after her bunnings stop.

The wagon is a lot quieter than the ute and I can barely hear the engine. I have to get used to the sounds of the torque converter but it snaps into the gears appropriately. I know its never had a tranny flush because I dropped in at the mechanics service and sussed it out before i got the falc.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.857688 del
Trying to open the rainwater tank tap, but it's stuck.
I took the nut off the bottom. Can I just smack the threaded rod upwards to drive the tap handle out? Pressumably there's a rubber or fibre ballcock of some sort in the middle which will resist that.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.857689 del
Bought two tins of salmon from woolies, noticed that even though it's the same brand, the tins are slightly different. Concerning.

NEET 05/27/2024 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.857690 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.857691 del
Don't see why not, if all else fails it should be easier enough to buy new one.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.857692 del
Is one tin smaller? or maybe manufactured from a different country or something.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.857693 del
I don't need a new one, I need the water out of the tank.
I can't unscrew or smash the tap off the tank as that's what is holding the bucket under the nozzle.
If it wont budge I can probably cut into the tap body with a hacksaw between the tank and the valve to let the water into the bucket.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.857694 del
Not feeling the sugar high yet neets, may have to go to the shops again for a binge booster.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.857695 del
One of them says 'product of alaska', the other 'product of alaska, packed in thailand'. Next time I'll be more careful about where I buy from

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.857696 del
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Goood Morning NEETs

Slept in.

Well Slept.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.857697 del
morning bro

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.857698 del
do you take anything to help you sleep?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.857699 del
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>she drives like a woman on the slick narrow winding roads

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.857700 del
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Freed up the tap, but now there's not enough mass/pressure in the bucket to drive the water down the hose. FML.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.857701 del
Time to get Bunnings to deliver some 90mm PVC shite

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.857702 del
if you cut into it, there will water leaking out while you do it and it will be a pain in the arse. Just get a big fukn spanner that fits nicely on the tap and turn it like its supposed to be used.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.857703 del
is water tank neet trying to screw the tap into his bucket?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.857704 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EvcvA36iKFA [Embed]

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.857705 del
Bunnings ute delivery is 36% of the cost. Mercenary cunts.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.857706 del
monopoly pricing, the absolute state of this country

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.857707 del
having a turkey subway for lunch
that and the snot blocking will be my only treats for the week, based on the amount of fucking money I've had to spend today

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.857708 del
Tap neet got me motivated, replaced the washer in the stopcock for the toilet in the second bathroom, had to use a lot of force to unscrew it and also tried to replace the washer on the sink tap but it wouldn't budge, so instead of forceing it and risk cracking it I used a shifter to simply turn it off even tighter so no more leaks in there. In the main bathroom replaced the cold water sink washer and when I pulled the old one out the actual rubber of the washer was gone, no sign of it no idea where it went but at least now I can use the cold water tap again.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.857709 del
Well done, you'll get there.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.857710 del
i was working late and pretty wired from too much caffeine, i took 10mg of valium

still pretty dazed

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.857711 del
>a binge booster.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.857712 del
Good work NEET. Well done.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.857713 del
I keep worrying that the washers here are so old they're disintegrating and I'm drinking rubber particles

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.857714 del
Good outcome. I enjoy these stories.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.857715 del
You should worry about bigger problems like NK.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.857716 del
I like how the story ends with a repeat of the same bit from earlier in the story.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.857717 del
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Awww fuck yeah

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.857718 del
That doesn't look particularly appetizing, negro.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.857719 del
Another stressful JSP appointment out of the way. Sucks walking past cafes and smelling stuff like bacon cooking but you can't afford it.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.857720 del
Very nice scene.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.857721 del
Eat at places that let you pay after you've eaten and run away. Free food AND exercise!

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.857722 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.857723 del
Was looking for fishing tackle but there's never anything. Only broken rods.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.857724 del
The pig loves his champas.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.857725 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.857726 del
Just save up over a couple of weeks and get one of those tackle boxes from BCF that has a bit of everything. You don't need much anyway.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.857727 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.857728 del
I don't think there is any way to completelly avoid it.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.857729 del
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Look at these cool cycling gloves.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.857730 del
>use a tool to turn the tap off tighter instead of fixing the washer

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.857731 del
looks like the shifty slopes pinched one of your rice rolls because I count 7 instead of the expected 8.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.857732 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.857733 del
Black instant went cold. Had to pop it in the mike for 20.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.857734 del
I spent the whole morning cooking sos I can eat lunch.
>put too much dough in the bread maker and made a unholy mess that took 20 minutes to clean up
>Tops of the pies got burned
>beans in the pressure cooker still aren't ready.
>fire went out in the parlour fireplace.

Losing, Thinking of driving to KFC TBQH

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.857735 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.857736 del
>pressure cooker
I don't think NEETs should be trying to cook with these.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.857737 del
I was using a pot but it was taking too long so I had to put the beans into the pressure cooker.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.857738 del
This is actually the nuro bat signal. Whenever alex jones or elon needs nuro to carry out a mission they signal it by getting the chinks to pass him a box with only 7 rice rolls in it.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.857739 del
really not feeling it today fellas

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.857740 del
whats bothering you?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.857741 del
all under heaven and earth

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.857742 del
i hope you can find some respite

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.857743 del
you win, I'm not going to bother to waste my time here posting if this is the response you give, i finally had enough.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.857744 del
All the sugar in the world can't make me into a happy boy today.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.857745 del
Don't pay any attention to him.
I said the other day that his continual use of retard was starting to wear thin.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.857746 del
Was that our brown snake again?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.857747 del
I don't know if it's IGA or Tiffin or if they're one and the same entity. It's whoever is posting the car fiction.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.857748 del
sorry. Hey anon, turning the tap off with a spanner so it doesnt drip is pure genius.
Hey I can accept constructive criticism. No need to be a spaz about it.
Ho Ho HOly shit you are a spastic.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.857751 del
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My JSP just called and cancelled my appointment today. WINNING.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.857752 del
I love the way Bunnings can't even give you a day, let alone a time, when they'll drop the shit off you paid for.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.857753 del
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Do any of you neets have any stories about taking mind altering drugs when you were popular enough to have a decent dealer?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.857754 del
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>popular enough to have a decent dealer
Never was popular enough to do drugs. WOE.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.857755 del
You should treat yourself on Friday for making it through the week.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.857756 del
I did this stuff called 5-MEO from this American hobo femoid I was kicking it with. It made me feel like I died and got reborn. It was powerful magic desu

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.857757 del
Are you HoboNEET/WankedPooNEET?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.857758 del
WankedPooNEET killed the thread.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.857759 del
4 hours and no word from Bunnings

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.857761 del
Syphon it from the other end. Suck it hard.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.857762 del
Sounds like a job for your mummybot

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.857763 del
time for a cheeky mondster

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.857764 del
unwise at this late hour

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.857765 del
>late hour
It's 9am.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.857766 del
too late
I'm sippin

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.857767 del
might put on my best hoodie, baseball hat and trackies and go for a walk

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.857768 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.857769 del
>best of clothes
Admit that you only have one set of clothes

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.857770 del
>the parlour fireplace

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.857771 del
Went to the dump to dispose of engine oil. Drove onto the weighbridge while there was still another car there like a mong. The council worker stuck his head out the little office thing and was waving me back.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.857772 del
It is teh Tasmanian Discord Devil.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.857773 del
An embarrassing incident, but you won't make that mistake again. You did well.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.857774 del
Fatherbot used to just dig a hole and pour the oil in and put dirt back.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.857775 del
Bad home behaviour.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.857776 del
thanks neets, back from my walk, might do some deadlifts, that way I can say the day hasn't been completely wasted

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.857777 del
just pour it down the drain

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.857778 del
The docket checkers get the rope!

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.857779 del
Yeah. Useless arseholes.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.857780 del
back on the neverwinter nights ost

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.857781 del
The real bad home types around these parts do oil changes in shopping centre car parks.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.857782 del
You don't shit where you eat. You don't foul your own nest.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.857783 del
What about where you sleep?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.857784 del
Good question.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.857785 del
I tell ya it's not easy wiping with a hemerrhoid.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.857786 del
wanking there is ok, but I draw the line at anyone who poops in bed

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.857787 del
nuro sleeps in the dunny

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.857788 del
That's sleeping where he poops, not pooping where he sleeps. Important distinction.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.857789 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.857790 del
Food for thought.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.857791 del
Back in my hovel with 5 grand in my pocket. Wagon becoming rickety

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.857792 del
Where did the 5 gs come from?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.857793 del
>5 grand in my pocket
Give it to someone you can trust to hold it for you. You should never have accepted it.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.857794 del
>Give it to someone you can trust to hold it for you
Dan will be your banker

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.857795 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.857796 del
>Wagon becoming rickety
Monk? No!

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.857797 del
Stay away from that drug friend too.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.857798 del
use it to paydown the slapper

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.857799 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.857800 del
Don't be a fool, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for monk to make enough money to afford a place of his own, he just needs to load up on quality goon to get his confidence pumped up and take the rest to cas for a night of high stakes gambling. It's what she would've wanted.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.857801 del
How do you get the complementary food and drinks when you are in the pokies den?
Do you have to ask? No-one offered me anything yesterday.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.857802 del
shame he voluntarily banned himself for life from crown.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.857803 del
He should never have excluded himself from the cas. It was like throwing away free money.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.857804 del
Think its an american thing to get 'comped' free food and drinks when your donating money to the cas. Maybe it happens for the real high rollers here.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.857805 del
NEETs have mentioned it happening for them at the pokies.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.857806 del
FIFO you are not still going to the cas there are you?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.857807 del
nothing to watch on youtube

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.857808 del
Our most elite users of the system get drinks on arrival.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.857809 del
Haven't been back since that night in august 2022 when I was in mong mode and made a significant donation to crown perth.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.857810 del
I hear they bring cruisey the finest beverages.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.857811 del
I recognise my mistake at the pokies yesterday. Once I got the free games and got up to $170 I should have cashed out.
If I wanted to keep playing I should have gone to a new machine after that.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.857812 del
Good boy.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.857813 del
I enjoyed the stories from that night.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.857814 del
Trust the system.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.857815 del
Disable JS.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.857816 del
Still mad at that asian dealer bitch on the roulette table. I was having a good run and had a considerable stack of chips. A pajeet on my table was even hyping me up. I then went to cash out and the lady behind the counter told me I had to go back to the dealer and exchange my chips for actual cash chips. That table was too small time for cash chips apparently. Then the fucking bitch ignored me and pretended I was invisible when I asked for cash chips. I got frustrated and was heavily affected by the standards so just started betting again. Fucking lost it all in a few turns and then had to go back to the atms. Cheeky cunts.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.857817 del
webby has shown us the way, we need only have the courage to follow

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.857818 del
Monk is going to fuck everything up again

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.857819 del
>If I wanted to keep playing I should have gone to a new machine after that.
No, you should have gone home with the extra $70 in your pocket.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.857821 del
No I think Smoothbrain Cruisey is right (for once). It is not about making money it is about having a good time.
If you are still having fun and want to play a bit more you should do it.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.857822 del
bread makers are the first to get the rope.............

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.857823 del
Thought that was a dunny for a second.jpg

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.857824 del
Is it normal for them to look like that?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.857825 del
The commies killed bakers but not butchers, weird huh?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.857826 del
What an odd remark.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.857827 del
he cooks meth in it, so no.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.857828 del
Looks like she needs a few squirts of WD40 (Helen RIP).

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.857829 del
stop disposing of used engine oil in there

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.857830 del
inside temperature has fallen 4 degrees since last time I checked

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.857831 del
He'll thrive.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.857832 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.857833 del
Got into a cleaning mode. I ran the breadmaker with dough in the oven bit and it smoked but it was outside on the BBQ, lol. I spent twenty minutes thinking up how to clean it because they're so much of a bitch to clean they're disposible, which is a criminal in wastefulness but suits me cos I get them for free. Worst loaf of bread I ever made in the thing. The mixer baffle wasnt on and it just warmed up the loaf instead of cooking it. They are not programmable and the menus are best guess unless i want to time them and write it down in a database. I will get around to reprogramming the EEEPROM after I finish the microwave link project, you know, ''in my oscilloscope laborotory? I also cleaned something else which is the start of much in depth cleaning and examination.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.857834 del
Are you checking your throat or bum?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.857835 del
no they go like that havent you ever seen a bread tin at a bakers you spastic.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.857836 del
One of your first ute mods should be to install a cake tin with a lid and run the coolant lines around it via some copper tubing. You can bake bread and cakes as you drive.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.857837 del
How do you get the bread makers for free?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.857838 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.857839 del
he has replaced 'retard' with 'spastic' now

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.857840 del
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>you spastic.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.857841 del
That is a rough 25.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.857842 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.857843 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.857844 del
Bossman has lost his marbles. It seems the wagies got to him in the end.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.857845 del
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such as it is, The profile the average NEET on this board draws judgement from those more funtional that the lives you lead are so completely dysfunctional, dole recipient, health choices and attitude, that it would be a massive step up for (You) to get a head injury and thence on the governent teat, I cringe at the thought of bored NEETs being entrusted with NDIS money, either as mongs or mong herders.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.857846 del
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More incel meme

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.857847 del
She's starting on like minus seventeen out of ten and expects a bloke to be an eight out of ten.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.857848 del
Those are truly vile.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.857849 del
but realistic

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.857850 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.857851 del
my tinned salmon has some tiny bones in it, are they ok to eat?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.857852 del
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NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.857853 del
it's ok, we're all spastics here

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.857854 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.857855 del
Bunnings couldn't be bothered telling me about when I can expect a delivery. Pretty quick to take my money though.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.857856 del
"Should they hang their cock in shame?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNlw_IDVoxc [Embed]

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.857857 del
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This new Wojak meme has impressed me. Good stuff.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.857858 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.857859 del
Monk yes!

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.857860 del
Monk has already decided to get the standards. Decided earlier in the day. All the rest is just going through the motions. The pretence that some other decision could still be made.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.857861 del
I was wanking in the backyard when a bird flew overhead and dropped a big sloppy shit down onto my cock and I used the bird shit as lube.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.857862 del
NK you boong.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.857863 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.857864 del
He's a fucking dickhead.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.857865 del
Granny isn't even cold yet and he's spending her money on fucking booze.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.857866 del
Spastics is ableist. use Mongs

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.857867 del
Monk? No!

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.857868 del
Can't even get a half-price pixxa from Dominos on a Tuesday anymore, unless you get 3 or more that is.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.857869 del
>unless you get 3 or more that is
You're worth it neet. Go on.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.857870 del
Watching fallout S01E01

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.857871 del
so he likes some jewish tv

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.857872 del
He's previously deducted two (2) points when the director was a jew.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.857873 del
I can be entertained by the jews finest great replacement proppo?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.857874 del
Good spread. Is that olive oil for bread dipping?

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.857875 del
its leftover from the fancy fetta cheese that went into the PANZERBURGER

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.857876 del
too depressed to stay up any longer

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.857877 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.857878 del
Sounds okay but it is no El Nuro.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.857879 del
Good night.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.857880 del
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Panzerburgers are great cold as snacks or two minutes in the mike for a hearty meal, great to pack in the tiffin for a quick blitzkreig to the beach or on a lemon run.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.857881 del
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12 pack of Coors acquired

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.857882 del
Will that be enough? No it won't

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.857883 del
So it begins...

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.857884 del

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.857885 del
Hypothyroidism in a tray

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.857886 del
... the goonbag jihad

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.857889 del
I still think about it all the time. Micro dose myself to normality.

NEET 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.8578