SA BEST A

How does he do it?

Smooooove

third party is for damages like if you crash into a power pole and knock out electricity to a suburb or some shit. The MAIB premium you pay with your rego is for injuries to other people.
RETARD
Gay thred BTW

>>865085
Third party is when you get on the goey with Nuro

What are you doing?

I finished watching Looper. I didn't like the ending. I didn't like much of it to be honest.
It could have been much better.

>>865092
I'm at the computer, browsing the gen.

>>865081
Oh kay?

Wake up at 6, have beer and go back to sleep. Wake at midday, have beer and go back to sleep. Woe.

https://youtu.be/G5Uqy2elngA?si=IKfGT0w44srvzV5-

Youtube appropriate extremism.
Makes some good points.

>>865096
Many such cases. Wagon today?

>>865093
i liked the shotgun thing. that was cool CGI

Might be another day away from the south pole for Santa (🎅)

might call mumsie l8r

Still got the coof. South westerly is absolutely Antarctic. Should be out riding in this weather ? Hellllll YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Looks like Nuro and IGAY are going to have new landos. Nuro will be okay because he's on the freemason owned side of the gold coast but IGAY lives in the boong land rights sacrifice swamp so he's gonna have issues there.

how the fuk can I sometimes see cunts posting as they write it in the reply box. I mean character by character, it comes up under the realtime users on site field, hunh? why?

Just woke up and have to go to a job planning meeting in 2 hours. Life is not good!

>>865102
Based.

>>865104
The microwave told me that it's reflections from the astral plain

>>865103
Win some, lose some.

>>865107
Imagine not talking to your gang stalkers

learn japanese or programming?

>>865105
You'll be fine neet.

>>865104
There is a box at the bottom that you can tick. "enable realtime". I do not have it ticked.

>>865102
Nice photo Nuro.

>>865101
How is her mental health?

>>864984
That would be really good toasted.

>>864990
Probably still cheaper to get a bit of each at teh deli.

>>864989
Same.

>>865039
TAB closed

>>865103
cringe

>>865115
>TAB closed
Well bantered.

>>865115
Tap closed?

>>865110
Lernu esperanton

>>865110
how is this even a question
programming

My rent a couple of VPS's, you neets want anything?

>>865122
>My
*Might, ffs

>>865117
Thank (You)

>>865119
Moderately bantered

>>865122
I'll have one please. Extra RAM.

Grego cooking shit

>>865125
>Extra RAM.
8GB is the recommended serving size.

>>865127
Okay but I want a dedicated NVMe.

having a 500ml JD & cola

>>865126
Has he ever made anything that wasn't a gimmick?

Actually I'm wondering if I want to do this cloud data volume shit rather than getting another VPS. If only I knew I a good cloud engineer.

>>865131
Sir please create ec2 instance and create VPC with your IP whitelisted. Sir are you going to use elastic block storage?

>>865130
Yes. He has cooked most of the classics.

>>865131
What problem are you even trying to solve?

Off i go to my job planning meeting. I hope i dont get humiliated

>>865135
tell em to fuck off, gov

>>865135
Pick me up something nice from Gregs tah

>>865135
Good luck NEET.

>>865135
good luck

I'll probably go to bed when I've finished this can of drink. Pointless staying up.

>>865134
Various golang programs and docker images I keep adding to my bottom tier vps keep taking shitloads of disk space, I need to create more room for them.

Is it possible to live a happy, meaningful life without sugar?

>>865141
If they're heavy iops and not critical, you would be better with a VPS.

Why not get a dedicated server? There are some pretty cheap locations in Europe and America if you don't need fast response times or need to store the data in Australia.

I love it so much
>I’m not saying
>He’s something divine
>He gets in trouble bigly
>Time after time

>This great nation
>Is under attack
>And its real leader has
>Arrows in his back

>Brothers and sisters lay down your stones
>There’s only one God and He’s still on the throne

All I know how to do is eat and play vidya. Shamfur wasatu of rifu

You cant play vidya

>>865146
You don't wank 🤨

>>865142
no

>>865140
Night.

I'll have an apple, that's got sugar, hopefully it'll cheer me up.

>>865114
she's the same, just rambles the same themes.

>>865151
No u need corn syrup not fruit sugar.

>>865143
Don't store data in EU or Australia. Probably not Russia either.
Frankly need to move to an unregulated country, set up a datacenter with very own power plant and infrastructure, and establish a private military company to guard the facility.

>>865153
The mackerel can tends to be a bit chewy.

>>865153
how much mercury is in mackerel?

>>865153
Holy mackerel.

>>865153
Good tray spread.

>>865161
Poorly bantered.

>>865131
is this for the womboflix server?

>>865165
Explain this please.

>>865165
Toothpaste?

>>865165
Do not donate your kidney.

>>865165
Jag hat lett wank du?

Herder calling me, wanting stuff

>>865170
For Cow?

Went for a walk, listened to some music, felt better. Got back, sat in front of my computer again, depressed.

Back Hoome. Out of the Cooold. Still got the Coooof

ACQUIRED

>>865173
You're fine.

>>865174
i went the whole covid clown show without getting sick once, here i was thinking i was invincible and this year i got BTFO. Been the sickest i can remember for almost 2 decades.

People arent doing Covid 2.0 they just aint garn do it again, however there is a just a normal flu getting around this year that is wrecking everone....

>>865173
UwU are you going to oscilloscope that with your multimeter?

Day 4 on the diet wagon. Dreaming of leg separation again. What a joy it would be.

>>865175
how the fuk do you remember how sick you were last time you were sick when the lamestream media is telling you how sick you should be? How?

>>865151
Buy a box of cubed sugar and reward yourself with one cube after you did something good. Works with horses.

>>865175
It's all just the flu.

>>865179
We used to eat sugar cubes when we were kids.

>>865179
Smart.

>>865177
what's your diet like?

>>865175
What does lord Nuro of the whizzoomie tribe think of these pretenders claiming land rights to the lawn outside his property?

>>865165
That's some Skandi language. Perhaps Norwegian.

>>865186
What am I looking at here?

>>865183
I eat 1400 calories a day.

>>865171
Different one

>>865189
Did you give this herder what they wanted?

>>865189
You should acquire more Cash Cows.

>>865179
>Works with horses.
he might be a little pony.

>>865190
What he needed.

>>865180
>flu.
Not even real.

>>865194
I knew it!

>>865166
i had to answer these questions at my neet job planning meeting.
>>865185
swedish

>>865193
Are you sure it wasn't what you needed?

>>865196
Are they confident of finding you a job?

>>865199
Living the dream.

>>865199
what will you do if you have sauce left over?

>>865184
>native title holders
What does that mean in practice?

>>865198
i have no idea. It seems like it will end up with me getting a job whether i like it or not

>>865202
They manage the land and can control what it's use for.

>>865196
So you had to rate yourself on a 1 to 10 scale based on statements?

>>865203
woe

>>865205
yes. First question is like
>i have a good feeling about myself

>>865207
I translated two. If you do things you enjoy, and if you socialize easily.

>>865203
literally job rape

>>865191
More herder headaches

>>865212
fuck. i cant delete it. well heres what i popped into yandex. accurate translation

>>865213
I think BO disabled self-deletion, to avoid shenanigans where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason.
It's not like there are users here who would think and dare to exploit such an opportunity...

>>865213
Just tell them you're fucking illiterate and you can't fill out the form. They'll probably forget about trying to get you a job.

>>865213
(You) suck at being interested in people

>>865214
>where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason
This is retarded, the correct response when users do is for the BO not to care. The ordinary poster should fear the BO.

>>865215
Or they will give him a job in a gov department.

>>865210
More cash.

>>865219
More for the chinaman.

I'm pondering if I should make that fika joke.

>>865221
do it

>>865184
i thought we had a referendum against this shit ?

oh wait the labor gubbermint knows they are going to rekt in the next election so are giving the boongs carte blanche......

funny how no boongs are claiming title over ipshwich or toowoomba....

>>865213
Wish my sjahvkansta was a 5.

>>865217
Big BO cock. No prisoners.

>>865184
None of us are ever going to own property anyway, why should we give a shit if boongs steal the rest of the country from the boomers who do? Fuck 'em.

>>865224
You have a very nice sjahvkansta, I would give it an 8.

>>865220
I just want Jetstar Santa to be free.

>>865214
Anything a BO deletes ends up in teh logs...

Anything Weber disposes ends up as a log, cutt with a coathanger.

>>865230
Good ol' poo knife

>>865231
Their daughter looks horrible

>>865229
It does. 99% of the NEETs here doesn't know the logs exist.

>>865223
funny innit....

Night.

>>865236
Night fella.

>>865236
Good night Pidge. xx
DM me the pic of you posing with a pringles can please.

Mini pringles

>>865239
shrinkflation.

>>865236
Plheasant dreams

Watched a season of parks and recreation

>>865242
Was it good?
I haven't seen it but its online fans seem like very reddit types. Puts me off.

>>865244
Its like the american office.
And a bit like modern family.

>>865245
Sounds awful.

might go to bed

gonna watch some frieren tomorrow

>>865247
Good night.

>>865247
might say goodnight

>>865236
sleep tight

Trying to search for 'tobasco' on the Woolies site takes me to an account login. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>865252
Hit it with the stick.

>>865252
It's like Google, type what an immigrant would type and you'll find it.

Rain

Managed to break out of the botnet last week. Websites were straight up asking who I was.
>which of the following sites do you use
>which is your preferred language
>type your favourite singers name
Usually they assume you're VPN traffic or some kind of physical proxy user, but lack week I think the niggermachine v2 beat the system.

Having a tough night.
Surging feelings of guilt and shame.
Haunted by the trauma. It doesn't even exist.

>>865258
Sounds like a pretty good life for the men.
A bit surprising they didn't do the possum and seal clubbing. It sounds like fun.

NEETly hours.

>>865257
needing to use digital ID to use the net is just around the corner

>>865258
this sounds like 50% bullshit

might get started early

morning bruvs

If anyone else wants to vote on movies, please do it soon: >>864903

>>865256
Comfy.

>>865265
Good morning NEET.

>>865266
I already voted but I can vote again

>>865266
I checked what the fellas recommended, so I'll vote from those.
I vote for Gattaca and Office Space.

>>865270
>Gattaca
Good moofie but its brainy so its gonna be low bants potential

Good morning, you useless stinky fat bitches.

>>865272
I prefer the term 'big stinky bros' thank you

Goodonyamate
https://www.youtube.com/live/hZsssDSsrvI?si=fg8dSyTmzEu2jtx6

Gm pongy chortlers

>>865274
This is not worth your time.

garn aldi for some neet treats, can I pick you neets up anything?

>>865277
you can pick up AIDS and die

5 min captcha thing on 4chan sucks. After doing it, it deleted the picture because I was in a private window. Its all too hard to shitpost.

>>865278
Happy chappy

might sign this petittion to hurry the digital ID psyop/trap along.

>>865280
I am never not going to hate your guts IGAY

>>865282
I thought you were IGA

>>865283
you sad little gaslighting gimp. When I am BO I will ruin your life.

might drop $200 on a new belt system

>>865284
Are you Nuro or Tiffin?

Probably that shitstirrer 10k.

the problem with this torso suspension system is I dont have a pistol and nunchucks

new AiBomination dropped

I finished that An English Haunting game in two sessions. Maybe 7 hours worth all up. It was alright, but a bit wordy.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sir-ian-mckellen-rushed-to-hospital-after-falling-off-stage-midshow/news-story/29c48248efaf61ea7dbb593002aec30d
gandalf drunk

Cantonese? Cantonelbows!

Neetbux just arrived

>>865294
gimme

“We can boost immunity if we are constantly exposed to bacteria. But that mechanism was absent during the coronavirus pandemic,” Kikuchi said. “So, more people are now susceptible to infection, and that may be one reason for the sharp rise in cases.”

Flesh eating bacteria from Japan is coming for us.

>>865296
Imagine the bacteria, bugs, and diseases that have come into the country thanks to Nuro's incessant AliExpress purchases.

>>865294
Splurge time or not?

>>865299
he doens't reply to posts

>>865270
Good choices, Big Fellow.

That steak Nuro posted yesterday was actually a poo covered in pepper.

Want to build and paint scale models with 10K and drink whisky.

>>865303
I bet he gets high on paint solvent like a boong

>>865299
ive got 1500 euros. what to buy?

>>865305
a big rubber dick, you queer

>>865306
nasty remark

>>865310
we have a brown snake problem this morning, time to call an exterminator

>>865305
this, obviously

>>865311
The cold is making him cranky.

Don't want to do anything today, the woe dial is in the redline, the energy dial on empty.

>>865315
lucky bastard

>>865316
Time to recharge.

>>865318
I'm disposable, one use only, I belong in the landfill.

Good morning NEETs.

J.W's came around while I was flossing my teeth. They go doorknocking while full looksmaxxing and mogg chuds like me in my comfy hoodie. At least I'm clean shaved.

>>865320
morning bruv

>>865319
We're not allowed to put you in landfill these days, we will have to break you apart and recycle your individual pieces.

Got the quarterly electricity bill this morning.
It was only $31.05 after all the government concessions.

>>865323
Do you neets actually bother to recycle batteries and shit or do you just throw them in the bin?

>>865324
Time to monetise those sweet taxpayer electricity gibs by turning them into cryptocurrency.

>>865324
fug

>>865325
Straight into the ocean.

>>865325
Imagine not having an Incinerator.

>>865325
I drop them in the thing at Aldi.

Fuck I hate the whizzers and my boss for contributing to the retardation.

>>865328
mercury is good for the fish, puts hairs on their chests

Might call in sick to my jsp today, just cbf.

>>865333
You should go NEET. You will feel better getting out and about and interacting with some people.

Have any neets ever tried summoning a demon?

>>865335
I’ve asked Cruisey to pick me up a million times

>>865335
Every morning when I get up.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/25yo-aussie-reveals-wild-reason-shes-now-homeless/news-story/2853911244c7fccc5cf96cff59c60b64
goddamn fucken w hore

>>865309
Is she still pretty or did the wall claim her?

>>865307
kek bee yourself sad

>>865308
Thanks Trev.

>>865331
Schedule a Pint Stop.

>>865342
I'm at home

>>865343
Schedule a Sir delivery instead.

>>865343
Get things ready for Bill this weekend.

>>865342
This was just sent in an email
>External Finance team from India normally work around that hours
I think I'm about to shit my Sunday pants

>>865345
I ordered a skip bin be delivered on Friday.
One of the days his daughters have some bullshit on.

>>865346
>shit my Sunday pants
On the edge of your seat filled with excitement. Will that help you fit in?

>>865348
that foreign nationals have apparently been given access to a database holding NDIS client data? All to save a few dollars over using accountants here?

>>865338
10/10 would douse her hobo tent in metho and light it up at 3AM

>>865349
it wont take them long to catch on the NDIS scam and next stop is to fly over here to make their fortune

>>865349
If it contains any health or financial data it's probably a breach of laws around data sharing in Australia if it leaves Australia. Could be your parting gift to The Whizzers.

>>865352
I'll ask some questions when I'm there tomorrow and put the information in the ABC's tip-off web form if I don't like the answers.

>>865353
Thanks Joslin.

Joslin's tip off could be a positive story for Media Watch.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13540275/illegal-parking-tapping-perth-dobbing.html
plank of wood and jack on the lawn side
flip offending car on its side

>>865356
>flip offending car on its side
Could make some good videos from it too.

>tfw just woke up
Its day 11 on the wagon

>>865361
Wanna go with all the SA NEETs, Cruisey driving.

>>865362
Well done NEET.

>>865362
These two statements are contradictory

>>865361
Making myself chortle at the thought of entering a Corvette with Nazi plane decals on it.

>>865366
Wanna see pictures of it and it to win #1

>>865367
let me think about it

>>865362
>tfw
Ditto. So much for turning my life around this year...

I hearby declare strifecos to be the successor of Olive as Queen of /ausneets/.

>>865369
It makes it go faster.

>>865349
>All to save a few dollars
Albo's pay rise has gotta come from somewhere mate.

>>865371
No

>>865371
That's a man?

Haven’t seen a debiscuits for a week either

>>865377
>who ate too many apples
His juice treatment didn't cure his cancer in the end from memory he refused all other types of treatment.

>>865378
Jobs had an all fruit diet, that's what gave him cancer.

>>865336
Wew

>>865369
imagine pulling into the kfc drive thru in this, the drive thru qts would have no chance of resisting you when you ask them out

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steve-jobs-didnt-think-needed-171754585.html
>'Steve Jobs Didn't Think He Needed To Shower Because He Only Ate Fruit'
Big stinky jobs

>>865320
Nice pepe

>>865335
Yes, many times.

Might have some wine

>>865377
>Wild Geese (1978)
Looks interesting. Just saw BAP mention it the other day.

>>865385
You can have half a glass, well diluted with tap water.

>>865358
the meme blooms like a peony

seat covers == installed.
deep detail under the seats.
want to fuck off the cargo cage but all the skips in town are watched

>>865377
>moralistic war moofie
>Big Tech limited hangout and rebranding 5G warfare psyop
Skipped

>>865369
man that car is gonna be good luck in india

>>865369
100% Buddhist

>>865390
You have done well NEET.

>>865338
Jana ain't 25 anymore. Noone will believe that.

>>865332
That's why I play Queen songs to my goldfishes.

>>865358
Still don't get it.

>>865395
soon I will be talking to Barry about getting him to put a new cooler and braided hoses on the tranny. The cooler musta got dropped and I bought it without looking at the details so I gotta ask barry if he can put it in without me getting a welder to fix it. Also want to get new plates because the old ones are faded and sad.

>>865396
imagine whoring for a hot shower and a bed. thats next level degenerate.

>>865297
Lel.

>>865309
She was cute. Babushka now.

>>865319
One use only batteries can be recharged too, just needs different charger.

>>865315
Worth every cent.

>>865386
We may not all achieve our dreams of being mercenaries in war torn africa, but we can at least watch movies about it while stuffing out 6xl bodies with popcorn and coke

>>865390
Keep the cage. You might need to transport a rabid dog or something one day. Or a couple of German backpackers.

>>865404
>6xl
How did you know?

>>865394
That was good

>>865402
You're a bit of a cunt, you know that?

I'm going to sniff some paint thinner and glue and then punch that NEET in the nose.

>>865377
These aren't the moofies Big Fella and I suggested.

>>865411
We'll get to the rest of the movies next week and the week after

>>865412
Following the success of Mean Girls, we should also watch 10 Things I Hate About You.

>>865413
I'll add it to the list.

>>865414
Before some of them get uppity about it (they know who they are), it's basically a modern retelling of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.

>>865408
No need to get your pink frilly knickers inna knot.

>>865405
the last owner had a goldie and its friggen hairs are all over everything. I am deep cleaning it bit by bit. at least he wasnt a smoker tho. I am gonna put in a custom cargo net behind the front seats. its gonna look like an awesome chopper or a space shuttle. I also gotta get the gas struts re gassed on the tail gate. cant imagine thats going to be a hassle.

>>865417
Absolutely based.

>>865403
those things are not a heavy as they look

>>865417
SCA and Autobarn sell the common gas strut sizes. Just remember to get the ones with tabs for the demister if you have one.

>>865419
it has also been completely gutted if you notice all the holes on the bottom of the wings

>>865399
The faded plates are good to avoid the insurance folk

>>865403
Based.

Wanna tickle Cruisey

>>865425
tickle his clumpy foot until he is thrashing about and chortling

I love it!

>>865426
😏

>>865425
Get in line.

>>865429
I hope he doesn't mind I have a model plane stuck to my nose.

>>865429
I will be first

Not staying putsy

>>865432
That won't stop me.

>>865431
Men need to start throwing elbows at these phone-filming cuntoids.

>>865432
what's the next line? how dare they end a rhyme on a cliffhanger

fried the last of the bread with the canned beans. I gotta time the maker to be baking when Agie the agent comes tmrw.

skywatching - david h levy
the country music encyclopaedia - melvin shestack
stories of exploration and survival - les hiddins
the adelaide city plan - donald johnson and donald langmead
dinkum dunnies - douglas baglin and barbara mullins
living lessons of life and love - no author named (its some of the ot bible books paraphrased to a more modern sounding english)
a richness of people - john miles (foreword by robert menzies)

Op shop books.

>>865420
hmmm. two lines on the demister are X'd out. mystified how I'm going to fix that.

>>865436
Is it all still warm?

>>865422
Its a tightrope to walk with the cars detail level whether I want to avoid looking too nice and making myself a target for theives or make it look smik and vibe in ZOGbot pigs.

>>865439
i am practiced enough to plate up all the hot stuff at serving time. The tray is no more no less cold than ceramic.

>>865436
Another good tray spread.

>>865430
It suits you.

>>865436
Very nice.

>>865437
Good pick ups. How much did they cost?

>stories of exploration and survival - les hiddins
Send that one my way please.

>>865441
Finely tuned machine. Clean. Smoove.

>>865446
I'm on the lookout for more T.V. trays so I can prep meals on it and then throw the whole thing in the oven str8 from the freexer

>>865445
The star chart one was $8, the rest were 3 or 4
The city plan is great. Lots of pictures. You know I like them.
Been reading ecclesiastes. Its pretty funny because it sounds so direct in modern (1960s) english.
12:5 You will be afraid of heights and of falling - a white haired, withered old man, dragging himself along: without sexual desire, standing at deaths door, and nearing his everlasting home as the mourners go along the streets.

💖

I also got a singlet with the ettamogah pub on it.

Cute. >>865449

>>865450
Bonza.

might email teh BO.

>>865453
Long email?

>>865454
very important

>>865453
Tell him I said hi.

>>865456
its about (You)

No email about (Me)

Has science gone too far?

>>865426
>chortling
Clavell use this word frequently in his book the Shogun when describing Japs laughing.

Got a 10 pack of sprite zeros yesterday. Only 2 left.

>>865460
probably because he was an australian

>>865461
That is okay NEET. So long as they are keeping you off the more harmful stuff.

I did a BWS order for the discount and now it has been delayed due to some security bullshit. The cunts better hurry up or I will send an email so vile that even Weber would be horrified.

Need to buy some mBridge insurance bonds.

>>865465
>some security bullshit
I get that from online shopping sometimes. PC Case Gear canceled one of my orders for no reason.

>>865466
Sounds like a scam.

>>865468
Its government backed blockchain. A real currency.

>>865465
>so vile that even Weber would be horrified.
From a designated street?

>>865469
No.

>>865471
Yes.
As of June 2024, the observing members to Project mBridge include: Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank, Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas; Bank Indonesia; Bank of France; Bank of Israel; Bank of Italy; Bank of Korea; Bank of Namibia; Central Bank of Bahrain; Central Bank of Chile; Central Bank of Egypt; Central Bank of Jordan; Central Bank of Malaysia; Central Bank of Nepal; Central Bank of Norway; Central Bank of the Republic of Türkiye; European Central Bank; International Monetary Fund; Magyar Nemzeti Bank; National Bank of Cambodia; National Bank of Georgia; National Bank of Kazakhstan; New York Innovation Centre, Federal Reserve Bank of New York; Reserve Bank of Australia; South African Reserve Bank; and World Bank.

>>865472
Keep away.