WA Best A. Praise the spud shed!

severely woed
going to go to bed and hope it goes away

>>866088
Good night NEET.

>>866088
Dream with great cricket results.

Almost $1000 spent on goon, takeaway and nicotine this month
😳

SUMMER TIME !!

>>866093
Thanks o7.

3rd sleepless night this week. I hate my life

Good morning NEETs.

Morning.

>>866099
Good morning NEET.

morning bros

did not sleep well after the binge, do executives ever sleep well?

>>866101
Good morning NEET.

>>866091
Those sound like made-up names for teams

barry called me and said the car is running really well and needs to be picked up. he told me he changed a sensor and fixed the fuel pump. he said he put it on the dyno twice. he wants $2500 cash. I will talk to him about changing the tranny cooler and putting braided hoses on the wagon.

>>866105
Do you think Barry can do it?

>>866102
Was this the soup binge?
Because I dont think that qualifies s a real binge.

>>866091
Italy just beat Italy so Spain won.

>>866104
They're variations on Slavland, which is made up because Slavs cant have land.

>>866105
How much has Barry swindled so far?

>>866104
They are basically ex-Hungary, the lot of 'em.

>>866108
I can hear you JaJaJaing but I dont understand.

>>866093
I watched a video on the different types and history of fruit punch.
That brand is apparently the most authentic flavour.
Sailors used to drink it to ration their rum and to avoid getting scurvy.

>>866112
Explained.

>>866112
Italy vs. Spain match just finished.
Spain won, 1-0.
It was an own goal by Italy.

>>866115
Thank you. I think twinktok NEET didnt knoe either.

>>866115
Sorry it was Spain vs. Italy.

Hope Tiffin goes Wassailing this evening for the solstice. Yuletide over the spar heap.

>>866106
I have complete confidence in barry. The problem with the acceleration has cost me $3500 and had the ute off the road for about four months. I gotta go over the report and think about if the problem was totally isolated or just flanked with a lateral strategy that leaves a pocket of resistance to nucleate partizan attacks that can lead to attrition losses in a developing timeline. But, hey i spend my money on my falcons and (You) degenerates spend similar amounts on gook whores, booze, goyslop and tobacco. At least I have some real assets and real knowledge that will secure my future in terms of freeing my self from the tyranny of distance. as long as petrol is still available, that is

>>866092
Nannabot would be proud of how you're spending the inheritance.

>>866119
I've read this several times.

>>866119
I have real assets from my goyslop thank you very much, my 5xl tshirts can barely contain them.

>>866123
The gook whores provide a full service too. I'm sure Baz knows.

>>866121
he should spend some on whores to, she would've wanted that

Good morning NEETs.

>>866125
Least he'll get something out of it. Better than the Cas and burgers.

>>866126
Mrogles

>>866072
>WA Best A
the latest gun grab is despicable

>>866122
(You) need a coffee

>>866123
(You) need beans and a survivalist lyfestyle

>>866130
I had a coffee, and wordslop from Tiff spread all across the feed tray

>>866119
>But, hey i spend my money on my falcons and (You) degenerates spend similar amounts on gook whores, booze, goyslop and tobacco.
🥰🥰🥰

>>866126
Good morning NEET.

>>866132
OHO! This NEET doesn't like when his attention span, eroded into 5 second dopamine spurts by tick-tock, is taxed by more than two sentances. Better tell teh board the malefactor made a spelling mistake or he's not gonna cope.

>>866137
This is how I picture cruisey

>>866135
..walk with Kings, nor lose the common touch.
You could have just said it like a normal person.
<Shit'll take longer.

Good morning! I hate niggers!

>>866140
Good morning NEET.

>>866137
Thanks Cruisey.

Cruiseys balls sit above his wand.

>>866145
Denazified.

might go do something better

>>866148
see you soon

I need a shit but I can't until the man has visited.

>>866150
You need to assert your dominance.

>>866151
Murphy's Law says he'll rock up while I'm mid-clogger and then he'll put the skip wherever he feels like it instead of where I want it.

>>866152
In that case, hodl

I couldn’t hodl
Hope he doesn’t arrive while I'm in here.

>>866154
Push! Force it out in record time!

I can hear him now ffs

>>866157
It’s too late. Hopefully he used his brain when setting it down.

>>866158
Woe, I look forward to your post about its placement.

>>866159
He must have been the bloke from last time as he put it in the right spot and I can still get my car out.

>>866160
That's a good start to the day. Two items ticked off.

This skip is smaller than the ones I've gotten previously. It doesn't have a door on the side, so I am going to have to make Bill get in the bin and pass things to him to stack inside it.

>>866162
Smart.

>>866162
Are you throwing out a lot of stuff?

>>866166
the tank and stand, and the incinerator from last weekened
a few other bits and pieces if there's still room

>>866164
Science has gone too far.

>>866167
Just make sure to help Bill out afterwards. I don't want to lose him.

>>866097
Morning

>>866170
Good morning NEET.

>>866157
It's a boy.

many poos this morning, don't know where it's all coming from

Big Friday Deliveries

New history for granite video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=0GXSNNuQfX0 [Embed]

might need another shid

>>866177
*twins

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-21/dozens-killed-in-tamil-nadu-india-from-tainted-alcohol/104004974
can these retards do ANYTHING right?

>>866178
I shall name them Wagon I and Wagon II

50 in

>>866181
That could have purchased 37 tubs of Chobani

>>866183
It couldve been a jackpot

>>866184
Smoothbrain logic

I badly need a haircut, but I don't want to interact with the barber about the scabby thing on the back of my head that I keep picking.

>>866181
Right time of day.

I hope ✈️🎅 can return to the South Pole soon.

>>866188
me too

Weber wont take me to Chocolate Boys

>>866190
Sounds like some gay negro club

>>866187
1.50 bets felt right. Need to stop feeling.

>>866192
>Need to stop feeling
Me too. Dan's medicines aren't doing enough anymore.

>>866193
Try the gay negro cub.

>>866192
Do you trust the system?

when was the last time we saw a webby winning ticket? maybe the system itself is failing

>>866196
I haven't been since the last one.

>>866196
Other NEETs are building up the jackpot for him.

>>866198
lol

I can go to the hobby shop tomorrow.

>>866201
Can you please pick up a replacement airplane kit for the NEET who had it stuck to his nose?

>>866202
we'll see

>>866201
What you buying?

>>866204
some paint prolly
will see if any good kits are on special, but I probably have enough of those in the cupboard at home

>>866205
strong solvent?

>>866206
odorless water-based turps for you, fren

worried about nuro, how long since we've had a post from him?

>>866209
It feels like it has been a couple of days.

he's probably in jail

>>866209
>>866210
He's gone neets.

>>866213
RIP the silver fox, he was too based for this world.

>>866214
electrocuted trying to look at mains voltage with his chinese oscilloscope

>>866214
incinerated in an eeb battery fire

>>866214
launched into space when the air matress sprung a leak

>>866214
tainted blue blocks

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-21/author-candice-fox-on-how-to-write-a-crime-novel/103965220
DetergentJonesNEET

Only 9 days left of the financial year.

>>866208
kek I like it

>>866209
RIP.

a nap and some no doze, trying to compensate for bad sleep last night

nuro has deliberately got himself placed in a secret internment camp where globohomo sends people, as part of his mission to break out alex joens

>>866224
Super Whizzer Spy

Might have some salad, play some vidya.

>>866226
I finished An English Haunting, as well as The Telwynium 1-3 this week.

nuro wanted me to have his stuff when he died

Heading home. Somewhat woed about not having had a gf since last year. Going to pour out a G&T as soon as I get home. Might watch an episode of Gilmore Girls. I've nearly finished season six.

>>866209
With any luck he got arrested.

>>866220
I havent even looked at tax.

>>866227
Good games?

>5.2% wage increase
Fuck me, you wagies think you shit gold.

>>866232
the haunting one was alright but a bit wordy
the other 3 were very good (and free)

>>866233
Based.

getting that haircut
if the cunt says anything about my scabby head I'll snot him

>>866237
Leave a patch around it.

>>866233
Based. Nice turkey.

I believe I might sally forth to a shopping centre and treat myself to an ice cream. Would you neets like anything?

>>866240
What is that supposed to be?

>>866243
Webers haircut, with the scab patch.

>>866242
Get me a kit-kat block please. The golden swirl.

>>866244
He needs an anti-dandruff shampoo.

>>866246
This isn’t dandruff. It’s sebaceous dermatitis or skin cancer or something.

>>866246
Psoriasis, or however you spell it, can be from all sorts. ProteinNEET had it and the dermatologist said it was from not enough sunlight.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-jury-sent-home-for-weekend-in-former-pilots-trial-over-deaths-of-russell-hill-and-carol-clay/news-story/763eb9f0badd231d3f36bb8aa30b90e9
Poor cunt has to spend another weekend in prison

They're like pokemon.
https://www.sciencealert.com/brain-scans-identify-six-distinct-types-of-depression-and-anxiety

>>866247
kek

>>866251
Psoriasis isnt really a bad thing. Its an indication that your immune system is working.. too well.
If you break your arm, you will grow more skin cells on that arm as it heals.
Something in your head is fixing itself.

One cunt was ahead of me on the waiting bench. He has just stepped up and the barber has put on stupid sand nigger “music” and they are babbling in dirka dirka to each other. Very rude.

>>866255
Brown hands.

>>866257
Aren’t too many White barbers left these days.

>>866255
Is that the one near big w with the candy cane spinning things?
I got a head shave there and the 15yo gave me it, then the old bloke touched it up and charged me $40.
Lebos or something.

>>866259
Eduardo Faggothands or whatever it’s called? Nah. Went there once. Never again. This is just the slime balls at the South.

>>866258
You could go get one from just cuts. Theyre white single mum crackheads

Old wog in Salisbury should never have been allowed to retire.

>>866261
I could get one for free from Sisterbot, but her house is a zoo.

>>866260
Ah, yeah, they look like wops too. Very trendy. I just want an old Italian that will do a one size fits all thing. Not zigzags in the side or fade cuts. Short, with a part andnot flashy, or expensive.

>>866264
Ones at the south are afghani cowards who fled the talibananas

Need to do another poo and milk the cow. Got him first thing in the morning too.

>>866265
Oh. They all look the same. I guessed they were lebs. Are they the same as the dodgy butcher place across the way?

I liked the last hair cut I got from Just Cuts. It was an Asian woman.

>>866267
probably
fucking semite demanded cash instead of letting me pay wave it
$30 for a #1 all over and a bit of neckline shaving

>>866268
If I had hair that you could do something with (and no bald spot the size of a bread and butter plate), I'd go to a woman.

>>866269
>neckline shaving
A neat nape is very important.

>>866270
>bald spot the size of a bread and butter plate
I didn't know things were that bad.

another amazon package delayed at customs
either I'm on a watchlist or Amazon is getting sloppy or has done something to piss them off

>>866272
my hair started thinning when I was in my early 20s
genetics and high test I guess

>>866273
Amazon's responsibility to handle customs as part of their guarantee for once lol

>>866275
yeah I sure as fuck wont be paying anything extra or doing paperwork

>>866269
Did you mention the diseased spot to them?

>>866277
>No one seems to have shared their thoughts on this topic yet
>Leave a comment so your voice will be heard first.
Joslin would have left a comment. RIP.

>>866279
nah and he didn't say anything
I'll have a shave and a shower in the morning and change my pillow cases and try and get it healed

>>866280
Joslin was a mad lass

>>866277
What a cheeky scheme.

The scalp that once was smooth and bright,
Now's a sight, a constant plight.
Weber's flaky scalp, a curse to bear,
Itchy and dry, without a care.

The flakes fall slow, like autumn's snow,
As Weber's scalp begins to show.
Red and raw, it's hard to hide,
A beauty bane, that won't subside.

The itchiness creeps, like a thief in night,
Stealing peace, and causing quite a fight.
Weber's scalp, a constant stress,
A beauty woe, that's hard to repress.

But still he hopes, for a cure to come,
To end this plight, and have some fun.
A scalp that's smooth, and free from pain,
Weber's dream, to regain his life again.

>>866283
not as cheeky as paying doctors to cut a guy's dick off and forcing him to marry you so you can have his land >>866198 but still pretty cheeky

Thank you Roboto.

>>866281
You need to take regular showers and wash your hair.

>>866286
Cruisey's Mong Bus, a sight to behold,
A vehicle of wonder, with stories untold.
With wheels and with seats, and a horn that does sound,
It's a ride that's awaited, all over this town.

>>866209
Cringe

>>866224
Double cringe

>>866233
TRIPLE CRINGE

Is this true Tiffin?
>We've been warned about a looming gas shortage. What does it mean for households?
http://sbs.com.au/news/article/weve-been-warned-about-a-looming-gas-shortage-what-does-it-mean-for-households/tdv0ioxwv

>>866291
Tell it your dead grandma who died of cancer used to share stories of her working on Nazi flying saucer for the military as part of a classified mission.

>>866242
McCain Metallovers pixxa please!

Ah McCain you've done it again.

What day is Cow having its cooked breakfast?

>>866295
Wonderful.

>>866229
I'm back. Second very large G&T. Did some cooking. Relaxing.

firefox reboot needed
wish me luck neets. There are lots of tabs to load.

>>866295
I have a bottle of peach sparking wine ready.

>>866299
Sleep tight.

>>866299
see you tomorrow neet

>>866296
Car is bricked.

>>866298
What did you cook NEET?

>>866299
Close those tabs first.

>>866305
Listen to this silly hippie, thinks we live in a world where a guy can just close all his browser tabs.

>>866306
I run my firefox in incognito mode and no history saved and lose all tabs permanently when it closes

>>866304
I don't know what you'd call it. Onion and beef mince fried up in some tomato paste, I put in a heap of buckwheat in lieu of rice/pasta and then added black beans, red kidney beans, and cannellini beans followed by some frozen peas. Quick and simple slop for a hardworking NEET.

>>866308
Would you serve it to Debiscuits?

>>866307
Same. It just werks.

>>866309
If I had nothing else? Sure.
I'd probably try to play up the buckwheat angle to impress her as her father is Polish.

>>866308
>buckwheat
Is it nice? I've never tried it.

need to piss but I'm too lazy to get up

>>866313
Do you have a nappy on? If not, you might need to get up.

I have started watching Gattaca again. Did not like leaving it unfinished.

>>866312
Yes. It is very versatile. I like having it sweet (with fruit and nuts) or savoury (the same way you'd use pasta and rice, with meat and vegetables).

>>866318
I thought protesting was banned over there.

>>866319
Well bantered.

Shivering.

Need more water.

>>866315
Aren't we watching that in a couple of weeks?

>>866311
She'd probably appeciate a hearty Bigos stew.

>>866323
Enjoy prison, stalker.

>>866260
>Eduardo Faggothands
Fandi Scissorhands apparently

>>866328
You were close, NEET.

>>866329
No it's Eduardo Faggothands

Have we watched Olsenbanden (Olsen Gang)?

>>866332
does not ring a bell

This morning I wrote down a list of goals for today. Have achieved none of them. JUST

>>866325
Sounds alright
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bigos_stew_69890

Some neets are not coping well with how based nuro is. What would you recommend for those neets?

>>866336
Reeducation Camp

>>866333
Okay. Might just stream it in August then.

What tech do I have to know to become a cloud engineer?

>>866340
Rain dance.

>>866340
This >>866341

Officially a neet again

>>866344
Congratulations NEET. Do you see it as a positive development?

>>866345
Very much so. Working was in no way worth it

Do we have any new neets who have only joined in the past few months? Because of the anonymous nature of posting here, I'm never sure.

We need to advertise for new NEETs over on aus/pol/.
I would do it but I'm rangebanned.

>>866348
no!

>>866348
We need an advertising campaign planned out first. Something featuring trev I think.

>>866348
>I would do it but I'm rangebanned
lol

>>866350
He would have a very deep manly voice.

>>866352
There is nothing funny about an unjust rangeban.

Bad homes setting off illegal fireworks again.

>>866296
Tomorrow. We had whiting for tea.

>>866328
Lol
I knew who you meant

Watching the footy. Not sure who I want to win yet.

The Blues are wearing orange.

>>866233
Is that turkey your friend?

>>866356
>whiting for tea.
The cheap New Zealand ones or the good stuff?

Very bright outside, must be the moon.

might have been ten over when I saw that camera

>>866364
Nervous wait.

>>866365
meh hundred dollars. It sucks that I am prey for these ZOGbot robbers.

>>866366
Well bantered.

>>866347
I dont post here anymore, starting a couple weeks back

>>866369
Well done neet.

>>866369
It's good that you have moved on with your life.

@womboflix

all off these should be added to the list immediately

>>866369
same here starting for FOREVOR

>>866372
I wouldnt mind watching Fatal Attraction again
What bluetooth codec is your Hiby R3 on? I am trying to pair my car stereo and I cant get it out of SBC which the Atoto wont process. :(

>>866374
SBC is the default BT A2DP and its not bad, make sure you have hiby link and other options turned off

i have to use a special app on iphone called hiby blue to force AAC

>>866356
So do you go home between dinner and breakfast? If you tuck him in I will be heartbroken.

>>866372

arlington road, the rock, dantes peak, the edge, the game, kingpin, twister are all good moofies i have not seen for a while

you can add them to the short list for saturday night only nuro kino.... >>866374

Any suggestions for a "no frills" laptop for typical neet activities? I don't want to spend heaps of money but I also don't want a flimsy or slow machine.

>>866374
>Fatal
Fecal

>>866379
well bantered

>>866378
I don't know about the newer models but Toshiba laptops are rugged enough to handle a lot of abuse.

>>866378
Will you be using it for any gaming?

>>866375
Ok I'll connect the ATOTO to my hotspot and download that app. I already updated the firmware on the DAP and I'll try again tmrw.

>>866378
you didnt mention your budget, this is why you fail

>>866384
Put your flag back on.

>>866378
I hear second hand thinkpads are good value for money

>>866384
Rude.

>>866385
ok

Good Night NEETs

>>866388
Good night.

>>866382
No. I would prefer a fair bit of RAM though as I tend to have lots of things going on at once - especially browser tabs.
>>866384
I want the cheapest that does the job. I'm not shopping to a budget you homeless retard.
>>866386
I didn't realise they were still a thing. I've heard that sort of thing said on imageboards but sometimes ibs will have very outdated advice still going around. I will look into them though. A lightly used businessman's laptop would suit me nicely I reckon. Thanks.

>>866388
Still in the dunny?

>>866390
If you werent retarded you would be doing a budget desktop build using secondhand parts and having enough money left over for a gook whore, a cask of wine and some KFC

>>866392
Do you think I didn't consider that?

Don't knock the Toshiba until you try it

>>866390
NEET I have a $1200 Dell that does the job for me but I don't know if I like it enough to recommend it to anyone. It has 16GB of RAM.

>>866391
lel did the milkcrate toshiba finally shit itself ??

>>866390
I bought a brand new Lenovo Thinkbook on June 30 last year and have never turned it on.

>>866395
Yeah, I have put toshiba near the top of my priority list for searching. Ultimately I will search by model not by brand though.
>>866396
I'd rather not go over about $750 if I can.
>>866397
You're mentally ill.
>>866398
Why did you buy it?

>>866398
You should give it to that other neet.

>>866399
>Why did you buy it?
I need a good laptop. Just too depressed to actually set it up and migrate data to it.

>>866401
>I need a good laptop
No, you need a good woman

>>866402
>good woman
That's possible?

I need a good pigeon.

>>866403
not for me

>>866404
Soon.

>>866404
>good
goon

>>866407
Dan can train them for deliveries.

Need cute pigeon boyfriend.

Night.

>>866410
Good night Pidge. xx

going to bed

I never like watching horror videos at night, only during the day

>>866413
I can watch them at night, but the good ones leave me either dreaming fucked up shit afterward or sleeping with one eye open.
Can't watch space stuff during the day.

>>866412
Good night NEET.

>>866417
Me on the right.

>>866417
Me on the left, wondering why the other neet stabbed me. it was because I was prettier

I miss the point in my life where my highlight of the week was getting to the weekend so I could goon to the newest BLACKED or BLACKEDRAW video. And the second highlight of my week was the weekdays, because I had no job and would play vidya for 12 hours every day. Now I've got a stupid job and no energy to do anything else but eat, shower, and sleep. Sad. If I get lucky enough to win the lottery one of these days, I'll buy a highrise penthouse and goon to BLACKED every day, honestly.

Have a blessed weekend !!

>>866413
Meow

Another unsuccessful night fish. But I did work out how to use picrel. The line doesn't thread through the center like I tried doing for ~10 minutes. Pointless to use at night though, as you need to see it in teh water. Lost one rig to the mangrove trees from casting too far. Used bread as burley and an out-of-date ball of mozzarella as bait because it stayed on teh line better than the bread. Some good bites and almost hooked something. Feet numb from wading through knee-high water for an hour+. Still learning this trade.

>>866424
Good on you for keeping at it. I've never been fishing at night.

>>866348
Not comfy
>>866360
Sounds like a deal.
>>866378
Laptops are dead, everyone is using 300 tablets and desktops now for some reason.

Old laptops can be worth but only if your know what you're doing.

hi

Whomever does the css or whatever for "default" Flags, needs to fix or change it. Just make it Australia or Republic of Kekistan. Please.

I was doing a poo in the park when this dog came up to me and started licking my bum, which at the time was convenient for me and I let it be, then the owner came over and started calling me all sorts of nasty filth trying to play mind games making me believe that I had done something wrong.
I punched that cunt in the face and started sucking his dog off Infront of him, when he regained consciousness I quickly shoved the dogs dick into his mouth and the dog ejaculated.
Then I made him clean up my poo or I said I was gonna suck the dog off again.

>>866421
Thanks o7

>>866431
This is a good story. No AI could output something like this.

>>866431
You've found your o7

Good morning NEETs.

Awake.

>>866424
You can put a little glow stick above the float

>>866430
Then I’d never know when to ask Big Fella what was for breakfast or dinner

Good morning! I hate niggers!

>>866439
Morning neet

>>866440
you can call me Ana

>>866441
I can call you anathing I want.

>>866442
yes, Daddy

>>866442
I see what you did there

>>866441
>Ana
Anya

>>866441
Morning anal

>>866445
no thats the bug eyed alien looking one

>>866443
That sounds kinda gay, frankly.

>>866444
I hoped so.

>>866449
Real?

>>866450
It was in his mind.

>>866449
Lel.

>>866451
What did you have for dinner?

what's on womboflix next?

>>866453
HP 113.

>>866454
kek rude

>>866456
I keep seeing the site is down due to maintenance message when posting.

It's falling out of me.

lots to do today
I have had my chobani and a mondster

>>866459
Bill status?

>>866461
His girls have some aerobics championships thing today, so I get the day off.

>>866462
Lite Bill'd.

lol
>X boss Elon Musk softens ‘go f--- yourself’ comment as he tries to woo advertisers back
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/19/elon-musk-softens-go-f-yourself-comment-to-woo-advertisers.html

>>866464
I like twitter without advertisers thanks elon

Was the stargate tv series any good? Been meaning to try it since the 90s.

>>866466
I didn't watch it. People of good taste often compliment it so it might be worth a go.

Good morning NEETs.
Room temp was down to 8 degrees when I got up this morning. A new low.

>>866427
Watching this now. Beautiful creatures.

Bacon and eggs with s and p and tom sauce for cow.

>>866431
Quite a story.

>>866470
Is the cow of executive proportions?

>>866466
pilot had tiddies in it and then the tv show didn't or something

>>866470
He never answered my question >>866376

Shaved and showered and talcumed my crotch.
Off to ATM, supermarket, hobby shop, gun club, then home briefly, then an excursion.

>>866465
I like twitter with free speech which doesn't exist thanks to elon

>>866472
Foreman, but my scale of exec sizes is biased.

>>866477
>Foreman
Yeah we don't use those failed meme terms. I don't even remember what they mean.

>>866474
I dont do every morning and he doesnt have shifts most nights. I dropped him off at 1030 for a tuck in last night after our whiting dinner

>>866475
Looking forward to the excursion update.