SA BEST A

why not drop by?

Not going back to the old one.

>>882341
Sipping on some of your medicine right now.

>https://www.techspot.com/news/102871-zero-regrets-firefox-power-user-kept-7500-tabs.html
>Zero regrets: Firefox power user kept 7,500 tabs open for two years
I bet there are tech illiterate bogan neets here who don't even have 1,000 tabs open right now

What an absolutely amazing world we live in. Listening to magpies warbling while I stand in the sun.

>>882348
typical foid

>>882310
ricey pepe

>>882352
Positive outlook. Very good.

Want a week long scientologist rehab clinic with mud baths in tents with humidifiers and tea tree oil hamstring rubs, nasal sprays and candles in 6your ear. Egg chair pods with silocone gel bean bag bum supports and cpap machines. Clear it all out.

>>882359
we offer silver bags full of delicious goon and an office chair in front of the screen.

>>882359
All we can do for you is have you stand out in the sun for half an hour and rub some vicks on your chest while we stick a silicone anal probe deep in your neet rectum lubed up with some olive oil, and use your ear wax to make some candles.

>>882360
>>882362
Neetparty

woeparty

>>882365
I'll link your megaliths

Bought a honeycake from aldi, it's ok, but not enough to justify 500g of empty carb calories, gonna throw it out.

>>882367
the cheap shit is full of microplastics

Deeply depressed

>>882370
The lounge cushions?

>>882372
Well done. You could make a big $ score if you took them all to the scouts recycling depot.

Also found a bottle of single malt under some clothes that I’d only had a couple of drams out of.

>>882373
I’d only spend it on more booze on the way home and the cycle would continue.

>>882372
Vile !

>>882376
Your drinking is lightweight by comparison.

Fucking have not turned on the news for 48hrs.

JFC the markets tomorrow are going to be brutal.

>>882372
That's a lot of empties.

>>882380
You know how in Eliot’s The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock where he says:
>For I have known them all already, known them all:
>Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
>I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
It’s basically like that but with standos.

>>882382
Poor reviews

>>882382
I just wait until it starts raining and put all the empties in the gutter and they simply float away.

>>882369
>Scum
oof in advance

>>882385
Is that Bonglord5112?

>>882378
lol I took out all my shares on tuesday last week

>>882386
That's Trent from Punchy

Can someone explain in mong language what is happening to the global economy right now

>>882389
Ukraine war is ending they need another crisis to keep hysteria on to control the masses.

>>882389
sure.
You are a retard. All money is made by the jews. The jews are greedy and made too much money. Smart people (like me) are figuring this out and pulling the rug out from retards. Youre welcome.

might have oats for tea

>>882383
Weber could simply crush them with his feet. Wouldn't take much effort with his mass.

>>882393
tried that
more often than not, they fly out sideways half crushed
content just to flatten the middle section and fold the two ends over a bit

>>882394
I can see that as a result.

Is there any good news channels or sites that give a qrd on what’s happening in England ?

>>882397
noticer.news is about the most accurate reporting on anything lately

woah woah woah
Is nuro not as keyed-in and hip-to-it as he claims to be?

Albo has raised the terror alert level
It's so happening

>>882401
Albo didn't, penis head Mike did.

>>882388
He licks 70 yo gash now

>>882397
> ?

Isn't the 4 aircraft carriers more important right now?

>>882389
Another explanation:
GUR officer (Ukrainian Military Intel) yesterday turned to the public and said General Syrsky is compromised. Ofc, not by Russians, but by US, someone is talking to him, giving him instructions directly without keeping the official steps through the government institutions (presidential, governmental, defense ministry).
Reports were made about this within the structure of the GUR but no superiors did anything, hence going public with this.
This, if picked up by global news outlets, could generate a shitstorm even tho I believe all Ukrainian official and commanders have an US "expert" giving him "advice" from over the shoulder so they need something outrages as a distraction to chew on.

>>882411
Apparently.

>>882414
Given that kike Zalensky is a puppet PM installed by the US, I don't see why the GUR are complaining. The whole country is fake.

>>882415
Because the world does not see like that. They think Ukraine is fighting for freedom and liberty. They are the champion of European values. The spearhead in the struggle against corruption.

>>882415
> fake
*mock

>>882416
Nobody thinks that.

>>882418
They might do. The rest of the world isn't as smart as us here on AusNEETs Island.

>>882391
>Smart people (like me)
m8, if you had any smarts you wouldn't be posting here with us mongs
>>882394
based dad day trader

>>882421
Quick. Under 9 and a half minutes.

>>882418
the ukies think that

>>882422
>with us mongs
It gets lonely on discord with only one other person to talk to.

>>882424
There's only women left and nobody cares for their opinion.

Can I use my ausneets post history to get out of conscription

>>882423
Could do better.

>>882427
No, sorry.

>>882427
Yes. Start with the pan incident.

>>882422
I was assigned here. I hate it. I hate NEETs. This is why I must torture (You)

>>882369
Scrum looks interesting.

broken all my rules for better living today, woe

Chicken tendies in the air fryer

Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › ...
Alyson Annan

Random image

>>882438
why didn't you just link the article, stupid?

>>882437
I'm having Helen's unborn kids for dinner.

>>882441
I'm eating one of Helen's tits with a side of chips

>>882442
what do they sell there?

Where did all the good websites go?

>>882444
Any guesses?

>>882446
do they sell security cameras?

>>882446
Beers?

>>882445
tfw

>>882437
I just checked. It is empty.

>>882447
That would be my guess as well.

>>882404
kek

>>882447
>>882448
Smokes.

>>882433
I just want all people on cenno enlisted in some form of compulsory military service.

>>882454
I've been able to fulfill my wftd requirements by claiming I'm doing support work by regularly posting on a board for the unemployed on. endchan.

>>882453
'national tobacco store' apparently is what a nemzeti dynabolt is

There are called National Tobacco Shops. Colloquially they are called National Porn Shops.

>>882455
We will form the NEET Brigade.

fuck what did I waste the day doing today? I don't even remember

>>882457
Which supermarket do you shop at? Coop, Match, Penny, Spar, Profi, Aldi, Tesco (lol), CBA

>>882462
They have a hypermarket called Auchan.

spoke to a girl today

>>882464
Did she have nice boobies?

>>882464
I hope you used a stern no-nonsense tone.

>>882459
i didnt say it would be feasible, you know they are going to draft every hard working tax paying white aussie father before they even think about bother the NEET class, the DSP and the shitskins in that order.....

>>882466
I tend to answer all of their questions with a firm but polite "quite frankly, that is none of your business".

>>882465
Not as nice as yours

>>882469
Hot!

>>882466
Thanks Trev.

>>882469
Thanks, NEET. I have some nice Parmesan fermenting under the left one.

>>882467
The NEETs are up for it, we will be in the first wave.

>>882473
Commissar Possum will be at the rear with a heavy machine gun, shooting any NEETs who try to retreat.

>>882462
You want to search the locations and see what markets match?
I can tell you with certainty I use Coop - since they are literally everywhere. Some others too but not telling. But also mom-and-pop small groceries. There are other options, bakeries and butchershops and "normal" markets.
I think from the list you offered one of the earliest to set up shop in the country was Tesco (well, after Coop, Coop is local).

>>882475
I'm not trying to geolocate you, I was reading an English Wikipedia entry on Hungarian retail stores.

Which NEET has the most self awareness?

>>882476
Yeahyeah. I know you are on to (onto?) me.

>>882478
We're all coming over for the Christmas break and staying with you anyway.I want a nice comfy bed please (I'm not sharing)

>>882477
Nuro
LOL

>>882480
Could you imagine the diplomatic incident that would occur with Cruisey, Monk, and Weber all pissed out of their brains and running riot?

>>882482
Cruisey looking for wanks in all the wrong places. Weber racially abusing the kids in McDonalds. Monk sleeping until 2pm everyday and wondering where his holiday went.

>>882480
Well we have a cozy NEET Compound.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3225320/Penned-13ft-fences-topped-razor-wire-Migrants-treated-like-prisoners-new-Alien-Holding-Centre-Hungary-rounds-unrelenting-wave-refugees-border.html

>>882485
That's how they should be dealt with. Our Government puts them in literal 5 star resorts and funds their legal defence in the High Court (which costs Whitey a couple of hundred thousand to even try and file a case, which then gets rejected without a hearing).

>>882487
Are they as dirty as advertised?

>>882488
They're deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Also
>for Christmas

>>882491
what a groomer

>>882489
Did not expect it otherwise.

>>882490
You better get plenty of dooners for us and cook up some nice stews cause the neets will be hungry. And be prepared for a blocked toilet after we leave.

AC/DC performed in Budapest in 1991 and 2009 apparently.

>>882494
>after we leave
aren't you the optimist

It's Law & Order night, Cruisedog.

off to liquorland i go

>>882499
The man. The myth. The legend.

where's the best riot footage of the habbening in britain right now?

>>882501
I was pretty disturbed by this habbening

>>882501
twixter

>>882502
Me with the green hair.

>>882505
You had a nice cheeky smile.

>>882509
this, but in 6xl

>>882509
cheque*

The unsalted butter I put in the tiffin a few days ago is doing ok. No signs of mold. So much conflicting information on teh web.

>>882440
Why don't you bend over and shove a pair of tongs up your arse?

>>882443
Tits with a side of chips. Good pub menu item.

https://www.news.com.au/national/brittany-higgins-fundraiser-launched-as-she-faces-prospect-of-having-to-sell-french-home-to-fund-legal-costs/news-story/4a3b97447cdcb0d338a1eb51d77726fd
ffs

>>882454
Lol tubz, you have ZERO authority over anything.

>>882515
lol

going to transition and put law & order on
noight

>>882518
Sleep tight.

I was gonna go to the library ffs, do some coding, but it's getting too late

>>882483
LOL indeed.

Should have been out of the kitchen 2 hours ago. Fuck fucking fuck. Too distracted by Olympics arse.

>>882518
bye

>>882518
Good night.

Terrible tension and anxiety tonight, no idea why

>>882527
Goonxiety?

>>882527
That happens to me when I don’t eat

Financial collapse habbening continues tomorrow

I might actually be part Jewish. I conned my neighbors into paying for my nbn now I pay almost nothing for it kek

I’m lovin it doo doo doo doo do
McDonalds

>>882531
Well done.

Night.

>>882530
Some of you guys are ok, don't invest any money in the stock market tomorrow.

>>882534
Good night Pidge. xx

Weber rubbed one off to an SVU episode once.

Have you ever been called for jury duty neets?

>>882531
>neighbors
Lol, good one Keegz...

Might have a very weak camomile, I need to calm the fuck down.

>>882539
Only once, got a doctors certificate.

>>882539
No.

If I did jury duty I'd just judge based off my gut feeling and not any gay testimonies or fake evidence

>>882544
Just say I find the white dog guilty.

These sardines aint' half bad.

A depressing few minutes browsing LinkedIn jobs

>>882538
I bet Cruisey isn’t even watching

I'm always watching

Trying to log that I've started a job in workforce but I don't know my managers full name, phone number, job title, my hourly rate, etc. 🤠

>>882550
Things to find out tomorrow.

I'm going to the bottleo. The drink driving has become a near daily ritual.

>>882552
drink driving is fun.

>>882552
Disgraceful.

>>882553
No.

>>882552
stay home and play some vidya instead you mong

>>882556
Practically fresh.

And its official.

>>882558
wat happen?

>>882559
I posted with badge on.

>>882548
That 'person' is no longer relevant around here.

wish i was british so i could join in the fun

>>882564
Uncle Mike is very disappointed in you

Two more weeks.

Got out of bed to have some caffeinated soft drink.

>>882568
That's not good for you.

people told me australia was falling but the thread looks fine

have to go outside in 3 days and im already regretting it

I have been living in this apartment for a decade. Why o why did 2 of the most loud motherfucking families on the planet have to move in above and nexr to me at the same time?

>>882575
It's time for you to colonize a new continent.

>>882549
Hot!
Peaking up from a crack between the floorboard.

>>882550
Just spell their name phonetically and use a public phone number from Google.

>>882565
>>882562
>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING
Not warehouse gigs

>>882567
Trust the plan.

Good morning NEETs.

morning bruvs

Sick of the disgusting mess in which I live.

>>882582
Good morning NEET.

GM heckers

>>882581
>>882584
mording 2

>>882582
mording 3

Gm my fellow white kings. At the wage early, possibly with a positive BAC level. Mighty McMuffin meal for brekkakayeiye
Wow to the wageing!

>>882575
Why aren't you out there doing your part?

>>882588
Morning cuz.

>>882589
I wanna go to the riots dressed like tom roswell, and bop people with my gentleman's cane

Imagine a neo nazi street gang who all wear tweed and yorkshire flat caps as their uniform

>>882593
man, I'm just thinking of the clockwork orange droogs in tweed

>>882594
those droogs went onto become pigs and politicians

Need to get dressed and drive an hour and a half across town to change some cunt's router password.

>>882596
Good luck neet

>>882565
might try for oats for tea again tonight, just to save a bit of money

>>882585
>>882586
>>882587
Good morning NEETs.

>>882596
Working you raggeted

>>882590
Good morning NEET.

>>882592
I like these Norf memes.

Big wank.

>>882588
That's a good attitude NEET.

>>882605
Good morning NEET.

>>882585
>>882586
>>882587
>>882601
>>882605
Morning

>>882607
Good morning NEET.

Adelaide’s roads and drivers suck. Absolute dog shit.

>>882609
Stay in your lane and let me pass.

>>882610
I’m honking you and shaking my fist

NEETs trying to out whizz each other

might take some fucken shit to the tip

Possum shit on my tip once

Thank God I live in the USA and don't have to give the Gov/Feds/LEOs 100 points of ID just to use the Internet or Social Media

>>882618
No, the cops just shoot you at the drop of a hat

Probably was Shiban that deleted it.

>>882619
Nope. Stop believing nigger media lies

Don't do stupid shit, and you won't get shot.
It's that easy

Most y'all probably to busy tabbed over on agatha or some other barely legal egirl board fapping like a coomer

>>882618
>100 points of ID just to use the Internet or Social Media
Do we actually have to do that here? I don't have any social media, because places like facebook will demand lots of id from you even if they aren't the government.

>>882624
Not just yet, but it must be close. We already have the head of ASIO referring to Telegram as ‘Terrorgram’ in the televised press conferences.

Might make a telegram account today

Australia is trying to do the full dystopian gov surveillance, hate speech, social credit score, etc etc on social media

Want to grow my hair long to cover up the norwooding

>>882627
And if you ever voted Labor or Liberal, you voted for it. Both keep building on the other’s shit and never repeal anything.

Hell, the UK just arrested a guy very recently for a Facebook post, which isn't the first time (many thousands) but it got recorded and posted.

>>882630
The video of the old sounding guy this morning asking if he can bring his medicine to jail? They’ve been arresting people for the wrong Facebook opinions for a few years now.

>>882631
Yea, it's messed up

That's what the whole Globohomo you know who govs want world wide.

>>882628
It'll look good NEET.

They don't like Telegram mostly because it's Russian and not moderated, free speech.

>>882628
Just shave it all to a #1 or #2 guard. So much easier

dubs decide what i cross out some pro boong graffiti with

Bored while dodging Debby

>>882639
>dodging Debby
What does that mean?

>>882638
Wanked poo.

Have you ever?
Ever felt like this?
When strange things happen
And you’re going round the twist

Wage poo
What’s this about 100 points of ID? Is that actually happening?

>>882645
Yes, if you can't provide the 100 points you will not be allowed to poo.

>>882625
You have to verify a number on it. Its all monitored.
I love knowing someone cares.

>>882633
I bet you would've wanted Gallic independance instead of Roman imperialism.

Weber told me a kiss means yes to more.

Time for another no-doze pill

>>882651
You are out of control.

>>882652
It really does help with my ADHD, at least as good as the dexies ever were.

>>882653
Have you considered getting them prescribed again?

>>882654
no, I prefer the no-doze

>>882655
>>882654
>>882653
i went from just nodoz to nodoz, brainforce and dexies

>>882656
You need to get on the wagon.

>>882655
im on straterra for adhd and it doesn't seem to do anything. should i try nodoze?

KFC emailed me asking if I would like a treat.

>>882656
holy smokes I havent watched simpsons in years, Its basically Mainstream narrative at this point.

this is scomo, yesno?

>>882661
That's Simon Crean.

Goddamn hecker fuckers.
At the pub having a specials board and a beer now though.

>>882663
>a specials board
The salt and pepper squid?

>a beer
The green top?

>>882664
Good source of fibre.

>>882665
It was a toss up between the beef & gravy roll with chips and the fish, but I went with the fish. Pint of Coopers Pale.

>>882667
>the fish
With tartare sauce?

>>882668
vietnamese cat fish goes best with soy sauce

>>882668
It came with a little ramekin of homemade tartare and two plump wedges of lemon and a small garden salad (which I actually ate).

FUGG PACKAGE VANS HERE

>>882669
I’m at a pub literally next to a boat ramp, so I like to think it was caught locally this morning.

>>882673
Cruisey lost a mong to that ramp once.

>>882673
Thawed this morning.

>>882674
kek

>>882670
Check the tracking information.

>>882670
>>882672
What have you got NEET?

>>882678
An oil filter wrench which is too small and a belt which has been delivered but hasnt arrived, ffs.

>>882680
Lovely.

>>882663
Language!

I like boobies

On the banjer

>>882689
shithouse melody
just banged it out on a virtual piano

>>882690
Your Vocaroo didn't attach for some reason.

>>882691
>>882693
Wanna pat. Cuties.

>>882693
And I had only just managed to get that song out of my head.

>>882696
soz

was briefly motivated, now burnt out and empty again

Wish I was nuro

>>882698
Meow.

>>882699
Value range?

I think have the flu. What's the best treatment option?

Wanna cuddle too

>>882703
Bed rest and keep your fluids up. See a doctor if you think you are at risk of passing away.

>>882705
Thanks NEET.

#RentPaid
#BrokeAF

>>882683
lovely boobas in the webm

>>882707
Rent increases have been ridiculous. The absolute state of this country.

>>882688
fuck my life

>>882699
nuro should get the contract for their eeb maintenance

>>882709
A small price to pay for diversity

Nuro has pepperoni nipples.

>>882712
Very small.

>>882713
Once?

I downloaded an obscene debiscuits webm I came across on 4chan. She gets her top off and everything.

>>882715
There's three.

>>882716
Strewth!

The fuck y’all want ?

>>882719
Whopper with cheese and a mcflurry.

>>882703
Codeine.

>>882716
My exact body type

>>882656
This is what he has to look forward to. Based.

>>882719
15 Wicked Wings please.

>>882662
lol

>>882667
Good choice. Have a poke?

>>882673
If thats the sailmaster, next time try the deep fried croc.

>>882674
One of my first shifts was with a stroke victim who I took to St Kinda and almost lost him off the pontoon.

>>882703
Hot (mint) tea with honey and lemon. High dose of Vit C and Vit D. Bed rest.

>>882719
Chicken Treat

>>882726
No.

>>882728
St Kilda.

>>882732
Were you with someone you were trying to impress?

>>882734
No, I was alone. I drove there from the job at Tonsley and then home.

>>882721
I wish.

>>882730
I will have the mint tea tomorrow. Thanks.

>>882719
6 pieces of hot a crispy please, and a regular chips

>>882737
I wasn't offering.

The energy surrounding the UK riots is absolutely fucking kino

>>882740
They have cleared 500 jail cells for them.

mmm, found a place that does an excellent custom version of my favorite chocolate, freckles

>>882740
Have the rioters actually destroyed anything useful?

>>882741
that kike faggot pm of theirs is talking like they can just be arrested, brought before a judge, and jailed in the same day - legal representation and due process be damned

>>882742
You should grab a kilo of them.

>>882745
looks good neet

>>882745
nice