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How does he do it?

Hello /ausneets/.
Came by to say you lost a real one.
Jack Karlson has died.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BRaa1js92Hk [Embed]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest
He's eating a succulent Chinese meal in heaven. RIP.

>>883353
I hope he enjoyed his last meal in peace.

>>883356
He enjoyed the penis touching.

>>883361
>Got that tug. 3/10
Tell us about it please NEET. What went wrong?

@smart neet
So can I buy a generic to link router and connect it by an Ethernet to my main router and configure it to just be a secondary wifi point somehow?

>>883369
I see they mention this over at whirlpool forums do a couple of searches and I'm sure you come across something to help.

>>883361
New or old?
Good value?

>>883353
RIP.

Incredibly gay thread

>>883324
Truck hasn't been past.

home from a shitty place
suimin noodle time

>>883369
Most cheap routers don't allow bridge mode (act as a switch), even then you will have to be careful when configuring it. If it's an ISP router I doubt it. If you're going the Ethernet cable way, get a switch
https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/netgear-soho-5-port-switch-synggs305

A router and switch isn't the same thing. Don't let them tell you it is.

>>883376
You paid a visit to pajeet?

>>883376
WAP place?

>>883379
the what?

>>883378
no

>>883380
nvm

>>883383
No you tell me now

My noodle cup's lid wasn't on properly and I think the glue went into the noodles. Ate it anyway.

discovered I left home without finishing half of my mondster this mording, so that was a bonus

>>883385
It's going to block you up.

>>883387
the modest sandwich hasn't come out yet

Cruisey should go to the St Kilda pub for lamb shank night.

>>883389
Is it on the specials board?

>>883390
It's the nightly special.
>Thursday night is Lamb Shank night, come and get your lamb shank cooked to absolute perfection!
>The meat falls straight off the bone, slow cooked in a red wine reduction sauce on a bed of creamy mash. You won’t be disappointed it’s delicious. A winter favourite.
>Only $22 tonight and you can get a pint of St Kilda Sunset Draught for $5 with your dinner!
>Book now on 08 8482 5167 or online at www.thestkildahotel.com.au
>We are open until 12am every-night for bar and gaming, we also have 20 of the latest gaming machines.

>>883391
I hope he goes.

>>883393
He is going to quibble about the price.

>>883394
He should take some change from the tug budget to cover it.

>>883391
>tonight
They dont have the chinaman anyway

Too inebriated to go to the pub
I'll keep that in mind for next thursday

1.5 hours until I go home

>>883398
You have done well.

Good Afternoon NEETs

>>883401
Good afternoon NEET.

Sometimes I will swing through the maccas drive thru after getting the big KFC feed for something for dessert. KFC does not do dessert. No ice cream machine.

>>883403
>KFC does not do dessert.
I wonder if any NEETs swung by KFC was those fried balls today.

>>883401
bike ride today?

>>883403
Remember the krushers? They were alright.

Shidding again

>>883342
>>883382
Lol

>>883326
>>883325
KEK

>>883305
Made any friends yet?

>>883407
Modest sandwich output?

>>883408
He never told us if he caught any cockroaches.

Spent so much today. When I got home I realised I'd left a 10L jug of water at the checkouts or carpark.

>>883413
If it's at the checkout go back and get it or at least call them to see if it is there.

>>883301
That's a lot of dead trees.

>>883278
Garn the sluts tonight?

>>883402
ELLO GUVNOR

>>883405
nah, the weather aint terrible but its bleak with a gusty south easterly, took a drive to the point and chilled inside the cage, back home now and put a lamb roast in the oven. Countdowm to Flavortown.

>>883413
its easy to do when taxed, i member a few months ago i left wooolies and went to the shoppo bottle o i which i never do, bought a clear bottle of vodka and left it in the trolley, luckily enough trolley guy was a champ and gave it back to bottle o, which i later redeemed.

>>883276
>anodized corn flour
Huh?

Gregos whipping out the boig videos

>>883414
I'm hoping there's an online form I can submit otherwise it's a write-off.

Long weekend has started 😏

>>883416
dunno
probably not

>>883419
He's been hungry lately.

>>883421
Good time to start the wagon.

>>883266
A snag is a snag

>>883229
>Kiwifruit is native to China
Always thought it was endemic to New Zealand.

>>883421
Remember
>It's a somber time for reflection and contemplation as I enter a new decade.

>>883428
chinese gooseberry.

>>883427
That's not the tennis.

>>883423
He just did the dough balls

Friendly reminder to whomever posted this
>>883224

>>883430
The heck you just call me BOY!

>>883433
They'll be on the wagon tonight. Good find.

I'm home

>>883436
Welcome back.

>>883437
Good investigation NEET. What about the seventh?

>>883410
Of course not

>>883439
I'm done with opshops for a while.

have to go outside today and look at a apartment

>>883437
Maggie, she would have been good in the cats movie.

>>883442
Those places are full of cereal killers.

>>883445
Couple of good pickups.

>>883442
I used to love those places, reckon I might be too fat to fit down the stairs now though.

>>883449
Well done Keegan.

>>883443
Step on out with confidence mate. Dare the normies to look you in the eye.

>>883450
I didn't realise nuro was representing Australia at the olympics. Still, not that surprising when you think about it.

>>883452
Accurate, Based Global PTY LTD.

>>883353
Bittersweet & sour news.

>>883442
Wjat did you get?

>>883445
Oh
Nice crockpot

>>883376
The Suimin will only make you saltier.

>>883457
Maybe he's the NEET with the POTs

>>883454
kek

>>883388
I made 3 separate trips to public toilets today. Cleared a backlog and a half.

>>883460
are you the neet who poops blue blocks?

stuffed myself with chocolate to help unwind from the stress of being in class all day, big mistake, now in a food coma

just started my diet and i think im going to quit it. It was meat only diet so i had chicken and vegetables. I dont want to eat that. I want to eat chicken and rice etc etc

>>883462
Exploiting the smoothbrain class

>>883465
Why is Monarto on that hat?

>>883463
What sort of choccy?

>>883445
Good stoneware find.

>>883452
His buddy Keefer came 8th.

Chobani flip tripple choc brownie

I don't like dark chocolate. It is just like milk chocolate except it doesn't taste good.

Acquired

>>883472
How many?

>>883473
It just felt right.

>>883474
15

>>883471
At the commune we will have chocolate fountains neets can feast on.

>>883467
Maltesers. And some chips. And some dip.

>>883476
Only on the fountain. Not the chocolate.

>>883471
This neet speaks for me too

It's falling out of me.

>>883471
There are varying degrees of darkness.

>>883476
>feast on
bathe in*

>>883481
You will be the fountain

does monk still have that job?

>>883485
My exact body type.

>>883485
An abomination.

>>883466
Good luck.

Wretched anus plunder

>>883490
You probably found my life in there.

Have to go outside in 3 hours

>>883492
You will be fine NEET.

>>883492
Wear a darth vader costume, trust me it will make you feel more relaxed.

>>883484
I don't want brown pudding.

>>883491
It felt nice

>>883489
Smart.

>>883484
Ready.

>>883486
He's a crucial part of their business.

Fucked the massage therapist again. $165 down the drain

>>883500
I hope you're not the NEET who avoided the lamb special.

>>883500
Did you stick it in her drain?

>>883501
Not me. I've barely been on the thread today

>>883504
You should have gotten that special.

mom is freaking out because i accidentally accepted apartment without looking at it. Nevermind im the one actually moving...

>>883505
Would have been a better use of my money

Planning a big day out in the city tomorrow. National gallery, botanical gardens, skyscraper lookout. Pub crawl

>>883508
Sounds fun NEET.

>>883506
>mom is freaking out
She is toxic don't let her sabotage your chance at freedom.

>>883506
Are you retarded or something?

>>883506
Start looking for all the essentials in your new home. If you find a good muffin tray, please post about it here.

Took a lot more effort than I had hoped. Bits of shell hit the walls like a bullet!

>>883513
Well nutted.

>>883510
I remember the last time i was going to move. She kept saying negative things all the time and i eventually caved and didnt move.

>>883513
Nice nut.

>>883515
Don't make that mistake again. Get your freedom.

>>883513
CBT expert

Noxious ring vapour

>>883501
I wouldn't touch nuro's roasts either.

>>883521
You would devour them.

eager to have his fat brown meat in my mouth

Absolute energy crash. I do not handle a full day well.

>>883428
>Kiwifruit is native to China
>Always thought it was endemic to New Zealand.
You fell for the marketing. Outside of Australia "barramundi" is known as Asian sea bass.
The local fish marketing outfit branded it as barramundi because it's an Aboriginal name (for a completely unrelated fish) and would make us patriotic Strayans eat fucktons of the most fucken Aussie fish ever, mate.
Most of the barramundi Australians eat is captive-grown in giant fucking nets in Vietnam and Malaysia.

>>883526
Its all lies
I didnt know that one.

>>883517
I will get my freedom. Fuck. Im so sick of her demoralizing me whenever i plan on moving away. Im so stupid for not moving at that time because it was a good neighborhood and a decent apartment but she just kept saying negative things which stressed me out so i never moved.

>>883515
>Finland
Fark that was a quick move!

>>883529
>I will get my freedom.
Good NEET. You have been in a toxic codependent relationship with this hag since you were born. It is her fault.

>>883529
Review this please

>>883529
The grass only looks greener

Robbed another old biddy of their mediocre wares.

>tfw smooth criminal

>>883534
Well stolen haul.

>>883534
Annie, is she okay?

>>883533
Awful post.

>>883534
we all know you got paid a fortnights penance yesterday so fuck off

>>883541
did he mean pittance?

That stupid prick hasn't done Word of the Week for about three weeks now.

>>883542
i think he meant fatherless bitch boi but he was being nice for a change...

>>883544
what a nice guy

>>883540
kek

Brushing my teeth. Then im going outside in 10 mins. I hope i dont face humiliation but i know i will

Might gar a booze cruise, one last hurrah

>>883549
Wagon tomorrow, fr this time

>>883549
You're an absolute fucking idiot.
Drive into a tree.

>>883548
You can do it NEET.

Night.

>>883551
monk's been on the goon for so long his drunk driving skills are now better than his sober driving

>>883553
Good night Pidge. xx

>>883548
take care

>>883557
Should be good.

>>883526
>most fucken Aussie fish ever
I'd wager the general population eats more cod or flake/shark than any other species.

>>883557
Ive seen wolf of wall street its quite good

>>883538
We all know you're triggered af right now.

>>883559
>cod
It is very expensive. Very little of it is eaten here.

>>883563
Have you even been to a fish and chip shop?

only eat jewfish

>>883564
They are not serving cod.

>no pic of the roast
Did your pillbrained arse forget it was in the oven and it got carbonised?

are there any regional towns we could move to that are (1) mostly white, (2) not full of bad homes, (3) still have sane house prices?

Do not post an old roast photo Nuro. We are onto your timeline tricks now.

>>883568
I can't think of any.

>>883568
I think it's a "pick any two" situation.
That road trip I did to Canberra back in March or whenever had me finding burka wearing petrol station attendants and little motels owned by Pajeet in towns that had maybe 200 people max.

Obviously you could go way off the beaten track, but your creature comforts diminish rapidly the further away from the major truck routes you go.

might have some caffeine

having some caffeine

need to get to sleep

sleeping

>>883578
You are not.

I...I will not.fail..

>>883569
>timeline tricks
Hahaha good one.

alone in a dark room watching youtube, trying to fall asleep

back from being outside. I was humiliated in several different ways.
Here are a few of the humiliations.
>there were many people that went to the showing of the apartment
>mom talked about the apartment i was visiting infront of strangers
>when i left the showing mom didnt left so i just stood outside
>mom met someone she knew at the showing and talked to her
>alot of old people that probably have alot of points which means they would be prioritized over me if they accepted it
>i had to walk past 2 people to get to the showing that were just standing on a small fucking walk path
Maybe you dont understand this but every single one of these incident was deeply humiliating for me

This is the most exciting thing I've seen in a while.

Why the fuck would you take a Dodge Hellcat on the beach?

Oh I know
Stupid fucking seppos

https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/nonbinary-shotputter-raven-saunders-stuns-with-latest-look/news-story/eb0d41aa09e7da6cd8b592f191494b70
touching my penis

>>883583
NEET if you feel humiliated by just existing it is a sign you need to make some changes.

I sleep now, waking in less than 8 hours

>>883589
>you need to make some changes
Not just in life, but here too.

Decent two plate attempt, davo. You need to work on your form though m8.

>>883585
I hate normies

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/how-to-find-out-who-your-partner-is-thirsting-over-on-instagram-and-why-you-might-not-want-to/news-story/a262c8ea3dcf506073acc7f4dc45ff95
According to Jana, it's a "hack" to open an app and use it in the way it was intended.

Imagine inventing the internet for this shit lol.

>>883585
Meh/10

>>883583
You might be legit special needs.

>>883599
There is clearly something not right with him. He needs to get a government social worker to help him, not his mother.

>>883586
Freedom baby, Murica!...

Prometheus was on telly earlier. And it's still a fantastic moofie!

>>883590
Night babe

>>883602
It was pretty good. Could have been better.

>>883590
Good night NEET.

>>883592
It fell on, and out of him.

>>883607
I like how he gets that last desperate little fart in at 0:48.

>>883608
That last one was definitely a shart.

Survived the booze cruise Based.Based.Based.
Happy birthday to me

>>883587
Aussies Being Idiots: Fails Around The World
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6LA2YUFaVrA [Embed]

>>883610
Happy Birthday King.

I have hit a rare pocket of good vibes. Dancing around the bedroom. Feet kicking. Legs akimbo. Woo woo woo.

>>883610
A filthy pig was hiding behind a steel street lamp post today with a radar gun. Luckily the speedo was working this time.

@Weber

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a51CXCRuZd0 [Embed]

Ever feel like you want to kill yourself and then you go to sleep and feel normal when you wake up?

good morning to all my special needs neets

>>883610
Happy birthday to our mong king. Can we please wordfilter monk -> mong until he stops drinking?

>>883617
yeah but i want to kill everyone else.

>>883618
Good Morning NEETs

>>883619
Seconded. I support this.

>>883618
Good morning NEET.

>>883622
Good morning NEET.

>>883622
morning chief

Off to class again for the day neeties, behave yourselves while I'm gone.

Drank some regular water and now my tummy hurts

Good night. May tomorrow bring glory...

>>883628
Sleep tight.

>>883628
You need to start participating on the board properly.
Interact with other posts that aren't about you.
It's not your personal blog.

I want to put my hand inside him

>>883630
Perhaps it's a conspiracy from his mummybot.

>>883631
Wanna too.

>>883626
Have a good day.

>>883630
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the couchbed this morning…

>>883628
Night.

>>883631
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

>>883638
Hot!

>>883583
You should stay with your mum.

>>883610
Is this the big 3 0?

>>883642
You are a bad NEET.

Happy birthday Monk.

>>883645
He's incapable of functioning without assistance. His other option is the mong homes.

>>883647
He should get government assistance to help him.

>>883648
He needs assistance to get assistance.
He gets the fingerpaint class.

>>883647
With UMM PTY LTD, assessment he could be Cash Cow 2.

>>883650
I dont think he'd pass. Not sure if he's disabled, just lazy and retarded.

That would be a good moment for Robert Downy 'who me?' Pic.
Speaking of which, was that FIFO fucking tuggers, or just stankley or Tixxo pretending?

>>883651
How rude.

>>883652
You should have given the post a (you) at the appropriate time and asked.

>>883652
>Tixxo
Wanna a Chiko role.

>>883653
He can find obscure imageboards and display enough nouse to know this is an appropriate place to sook about mum, rent and neighbours. He can also apparently apply for a rental property unassisted.
I'm sure he can do all sorts independently. To help him would foster an attitude of dependancy and faux ineptitude.
Chuck him off the pier, he knows how to swim.

>>883654
I was guaging it as a troll post.

>>883655
Dont get those giant spring rolls. Theyre so oily that when they get airfried, they become soggy from the seed oils, rather than crisping up.

>>883658
>soggy from the seed oils
That's how these seed oil addicts like them.

>>883657
guag my bum.

>>883659
The shell was like wet cardboard.

>>883660
At least a 10mm inch diameter radius

My exact rectum size

Has the modest sandwich passed yet?

Where did you pick up akimbo?
I've never heard the word before.

>>883665
I don't know. It is a common enough word.

>>883664
I think so.

>>883667
Next battle is Superglue V Summin

It's Friday. You ain't got no job, you ain't got shit to do!.

>>883643
Big piss-up tonight. One stando for each year on Earth.

>>883670
So much for >>883224

>>883670
For the somber reflection and contemplation as you have entered your new decade?

We've already hit Magic 40, could tonight be the Mystic 50 standards?

>>883673
Do not encourage them.

>>883671
>>883672
Not him ffs.

>>883670
You know what would really make it special lol, dont
Hope you have a good one

>>883675
I think theres a funny bugger making posts that sound like theyre from other NEEts

>>883677
Woe.

>>883678
Weber?

>>883679
No

Going to Woolies for a box of raspberry and custard k-times and a tribble dare. Not getting anyone anything.

>>883681
Cherry ripe please.

I could have saved her

Haven't looked at the news for a week or so.
Jews are now openly bombing schools.
If only the sunni iranian jews wouldnt hoard weapons in kindergartens, these kids could be saved, so they could grow up to he Hamas freedom fighters.

Shit ma dacks

Hovel reeks like doodoo

>>883685
Did you catch any of those cockroaches?

>>883687
kek

>>883665
call of duty modern warfare 2 2009

>>883686
Yeah

I put them in my butt for jollies 😛

>>883681
Good I don't want anything.

>>883681
apart from some lindt chocolate please.

>>883690
>for jollies 😛
You modern homosexual 😏

My new towels have shed a lot of lint. Washing machine filter clogged.

I'm going to get that other NEET a cherry ripe (2 in a pack) and make him eat it while the rest of you watch.

>>883693
It's not even me.

>>883696
❤️

>>883696
I will be in the cuck chair in the corner.

>>883696
Put them in ur butt first

>>883700
I can only put one in at a time, and I am currently incubating a pollywaffle.

>>883701
Hot!

Morndings. A new era begin. Sol Invictus.
Ave, ave, ave!

>>883703
Good morning NEET.
You look wise.

>>883703
Morning King.

>>883695
At least you identified the issue and are/have fixed it.

>>883706
No it is not fixed. The shedding never stopped. They are on the line covered in lint.

just shaved my ass cock and balls. time to get beer

>>883708
I'll have a two (2) Cherry Ripes please.

>>883708
>shaved my ass
Are you some kind of faggot?

>>883708
For me right?

Pic is missing

>>883711
What if he's not into role playing?

Don't think I've ever had a chicken burgah from Maccas. Or the filet of fish.

>>883713
Get the McCrispy.

Good Morning NEETs

impersonator is a fag

new please explain just dropped. kino.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4TjHthW_LMM [Embed]

>>883715
Good morning NEET.

>>883715
Good morning.

Has anybody else noticed KFC Zinger burgers are basically tasteless now?

>>883714
Get McFugged :)

Wonder when Weber will wrangle me a few new $2 while wandering within Woolies

>>883720
What

>>883710
no the faggot is here >>883711
he wants a pic of my ass cock and balls

>>883718
Everything has been declining in quality over the last two years. I think they call it "enshittification".

>>883723
Yeah. I can understand them getting smaller and more expensive by the week, but they've obviously removed a ton of spice to save money and the lettuce looks three weeks old

mondster ultra peachy keen isn't as vile as I was expecting

There is nothing gay about a pic of a NEET's ass cock and balls.

>>883726
It is if you're masturbating to it.

>>883724
I speculate they have stopped changing the frying oil as often. Makes everything taste worst. Nasty old oil.

>>883729
Based.

>>883725
Have you seen the papillon out there?

I hate how interlinked (interlinked) all government documents are. I can't change my address for my liscence because I don't have a number for payment for the registration of a vehicle because I don't have a fucking vehicle. You've got to have this and that, and you can't get that because you need this other thing, but to get this you need this many points of ID, but that address is wrong, so you need to verify with your phone number, no not that email address, you need this other one etc etc. If you get locked out of this shit it is a fucking slog to get back into it. Very STRESSED.

cracking headache

>>883715
those videos are absolute cringe

>>883732
I just don't bother with that stuff. Haven't updated anything in years. Just not doing it, simple as.
Worst case scenario some foid receptionist will have to do it on my behalf

>>883732
>interlinked (interlinked)
I liked this part.

>>883736
yes (yes)

>>883739
Imagine being a man and having a nose ring.

>>883743
My old man would have ripped that shit out of my face.

I will want my robot ai gf to be programmed for small penis humiliation.

>>883745
Hopefully they design them to withstand a beating. Some kind of bruising and fake blood technology would be good too.

>>883741
Np.

>>883746
They will make that illegal. You will need to get blackmarket illegal mods.

>>883747
I thought she was going to start doing the cashnado.

>>883739
Why did he mention the person was Asian?