SA BEST A

The only prison I've ever been inside is the prison of my own laziness.

So what was the Stonehenge fr*g required for?

>>884359
I see. Reasonable.

>>884367
In the steamy, sensual river cave of my mind

>>884359
>I pay half of the rent while i live with my mom
Good on you neet.

I would simply shit all over their dicks.

>>884369
>>884372
That's why she is against him moving out LOL

Don't have Stonehenge.

which NEET picked that moofie again ?

just kidding no seriously who the fuck was it ?

>>884375
celts didn't build stonehenge

I picked 10 Things I Hate About You and Mean Girls.

>>884376
In the chatroom moofiesneet claimed he had picked it

>>884377
They did not. Have not implied.

>>884370
I stumble
I stagger
I stammer

>>884381
Like some crazy South Korean circus clown

>>884383
Lost, lonely, lifeless, laconically lazy

>>884384
Marooned, marooned
I’m on a lagoon

>>884386
She broke right through the wall.

Good finish to the footy shaping up. Carn Pear.

Violently shidding after very little notice 😩

>>884387
Krumped through the glass ceiling

>>884390
Emergency evacuation.

>>884392
He had a code brown.

>>884393
On about the third wave of poo shotgun blasts in the bowl. I hope this isn’t the beginning of a bad night.

>>884390
Better out than in.

>>884395
Probably all a matter of perspective. I imagine floorboardNEET is not enjoying this turn of events.

Had to break out the oats for this recipe

>>884364
I always giggle when you try to connect with any other neet, especially the named ones.

>>884397
You making Weber’s sausage roll recipe?

Watched two great endings in the footy tonight. What a sport. Absolutely blessed. Suck shit Bombers.

>>884402
Block her

>>884403
i gave her 20 euro but if she ever bothers me again im blocking her

>>884404
He givin away muny unna

Goodnight NOOTs

>>884406
Night

>>884406
Night, fella!

surface to air ejaculation

>>884406
GN

>>884402
Start a family trust

Smashed a salad. Beetroot, red onion and a bag of salad greens. I need another bottle of olive oil?

Bought 20 kilos of onions, wish me luck.

>>884414
Good luck onion NEET.

Olive oil is very expensive these days.

Bad home burnouts going on outside. Saturday night.

Bad home fireworks being set off.

>>884417
Everything is expensive these days.

>>884421
How are the Chicken Treat prices?

Is this true webby?

The internet is very bad now

>>884417
Only got three kilos of cabbage, but might get another three

Aboriginal anal overload

might resubscribe to thughunters

waiting for my cum to dry so i can leave my room

might resort to raping and eating roadkill again

hungry but mom already cooked food

Goodnight neets.

awake again, woe

>>884436
Iktf
Not sure what woke me but alarm is in 3 hrs

>>884437
been trying to get back to sleep for 2 hours now, fml

>>884388
Thanks Joslin.

>>884423
Based.

Good morning NEETs.

>>884426
And when I am alone, give me Jesus.

It's falling out of me.

>>884446
Both?

>>884433
Me think he not a real Brit aye gubna

>>884439
Bussy blaster

>>884445
mording
having a mondster
contemplating breakkayie somewhere

>>884423
Having been poking about in the Linux kernel recently, I can confirm Linus is a nigger.

>>884452
Good morning NEET.

You've earned it!

>>884452
Corn fritatas at revival cafe.

>>884455
Dont like that place.

>>884456
kek

>>884457
Mt pleasant pub does a good egg and bacon roll.
Get me a lamb and rosemary mettwurst from across the road if you do go there.

>>884460
Is Cow excited for his cooked breakfast?

Twerking my ass in bed

>>884462
Advertising?

>>884463
Im just building some ass muscle by shaking my ass

white monsters are on special today at woolies

>>884466
That should mean a special sale here
https://www.amazon.com.au/Monster-Energy-Drink-Ultra-500mL/dp/B07D89LCW6/

>>884466
good to know, thank you NEET

Food please

>>884469
Big?

>>884470
Big and rotten food.

>>884471
Chicken Garbage is looking foul tbqh

Bakery sign says geschlossen until 8.30 🥺

>>884472
But at half the price of normal chicken treat it's worth it.

Spoggies are fat around here on account of all the crumbs.

Possum called a spoggy a spadger once.

Toasted sanga down the hatch

>>884461
He just ignores us

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iszwuX1AK6A [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix we will be watching The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013), directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It's a long movie and if neets want, we can split it over two nights. 7pm AEST
Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Wolf.of.Wall.Street.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4

>>884479
I had consensual sex with the woman in that movie.

>>884480
>consensual sex
You'll have to leave. Ausneets has a zero tolerance policy for consensual sex, it's rape or be raped here.

>>884475
They need it!

Back home.
Thinking about lunch.

>>884475
I could fit that thing up inside my bum

>>884481
He's obscene

>>884484
kek

>>884484
I could fit that thing up inside my bum

Good morning NEETs.

>>884483
Roast of the day?

>>884490
We shall see what the board says.

>>884489
Hey Albert

>>884491
I'll have the roast pork please.

>>884492
>Fat Albert
How did you know?

>>884496
He ate the food too slowly which gave the police time to arrest him

>>884498
Morning. I had no idea Humphrey had those sort of moves.

>>884498
SA really has done so much to make Australia great.

>>884489
>>884498
>>884499
Good morning NEETs.

>>884498
Marnin Keegz

>>884499
He made a lot of moves on the kids, then fat cat would get his turn after 7pm.

Humphrey > Raygun

>>884503
>fat cat would get his turn after 7pm
Licking your lips?

>>884491
Ask for one of these.

Family lunch with the cousins while hungover, oooffff !

Tried to fry some sausages without any oil, figured they were fatty enough that I didn't need it. Complete disaster, bits stuck to the pan everywhere. I am the king of the mongs.

>>884508
Should have put them in the Mike Lando. The paper towels prevent any mess.

>>884508
Get some of that spray cooking oil. They make canola and olive oil versions. Pan just needs a light spray before cooking.

>>884510
I let slugs and snails oil my pan up for me.

>>884510
I'm trying to switch over to butter, but I accidentally left the butter out last night so I decided to throw it out this morning.

lol
>‘Locked in a room crying’: Anna Meares defends Aussie breakdancer over ‘trolls’
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/locked-in-a-room-crying-anna-meares-defends-aussie-breakdancer-over-trolls/news-story/91068903804e90eb558f8d50971c074b

>>884512
Lmfao

Garn take my stinky arse to the shops.

>>884510
>spray cooking oil
I watch them use that on cooking shows, only about 80% of it goes on the pan the rest of it goes on the counter and into the air to be breathed in without noticing it. Puts me off.
For a light greasing I put a dab of oil on and then use a folded up paper towel to spread it around the surface.

>>884515
Get chicken treat

Flipping weber boig wasnt doing burgers when I went through.
I got two books while out, Running Of The Brumbies by Colin Stone and Rivers Of History by Edmund D. Gill, both for $2 each.
Also got 5 beir sticks, some soy crisps and The Australian Bicentenial Spoon Collection, which came in a green Nat Rail case for $10. There are 6 spoons, commemorating Colonisation, Exploration, Industrialisation, Federation, Nationalism, and one for 1988 (the bicentenary). Even the sticker saying the case is Australian made, and the original $30 price from Myers. Good stuff to store in a closet.

>>884478
I was cooking him weetbix

>>884520
Some good bargains there.

>>884521
He needs his bacon and eggs.

>>884521
You are meant to be facilitating HIS choices. Is it really him that chooses these awful breakfasts?

>>884515
Buy some rose petal spray and give your butt a good spray.

>>884524
Yes. He knows I'll cook or make him whatever he wants, also that they'll take a bit longer.
He's usually trying to rush me, even though he knows theres no hurry. He hdnt got bacon while out with his other company.

>>884526
I will choose to believe you, but know that I am watching this situation closely. Executive mongs are vulnerable to being abused by their carers who have communist notions of what is "healthy".

>>884527
He'll put those 2kg back on under your watch.

>>884528
That is his choice.

>>884529
You are to facilitate their choices, not encourage them. You can choose to throw a rock through your window, but I wouldn't suggest it to you.
Dignity of risk implies they have the capacity to understand the risk.

>>884530
>Dignity of risk
You've mogged me with this phrase. I'm beaten.

>>884531
You have been exposed as a pseud and dunked on.

>>884532
Yes and it is quite embarrassing.

gonna go for a walk, buy some chips, listen to some music while munching and walking, come back home and try and have a nap, then do some exercise regardless of whether I feel better or not

>>884534
Sounds like a good plan NEET.

Decided on a beef schniTzels

>>884536
With the pepper sauce?

>>884537
Yes

>>884530
This is the Raygun situation in a nutshell. She (mong) decided to dance in public, despite it being a bad idea.

>>884508
You should use a very small amount of butter or olive oil. It spreads out heaps as the heat causes it to thin plus the fat leaves the sausages and serves to grease them up.

>>884507
Still motherless?

Last night I made chia seed pudding but I didn't leave it to soak as I was impatient. I ate a massive bowl of barely soaked chia seeds and they expanded in my stomach so I felt like I was going to explode last night. I have no desire to eat today.

>>884534
The invention of the walkman made people very vulnerable walking around, this is made better by them also being glued to phones robbing them of their awarness to their immediate surroundings.

Might try the chia seed diet tomorrow

>>884543
>they expanded in my stomach so I felt like I was going to explode last night
Like that scene from Monty Python?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eAUYO6AY1ow [Embed]

trevposting on /brit/

>>884547
The file name should remain
>Trev.jpg
Or
>trev.jpg
The reply is where Trev thrives.

Chux box
https://www.amazon.com.au/Day-Moon-Designs-Flushable-Dispenser/dp/B0997NBC9C/

Might rape a motherfucking buck.

>>884547
Based. Spread the word of trev. I want to see him on 4pol one day.

Exerted some dignity of risk and had a few choofs

might have some camomile, because fuck my life

back home
my schnitzel was basically a rump steak with crumbs

Exotic neighbour is on the phone talking about laying in the sun.

>>884555
I'd crumb your rump

Took a massive shit. My arse is still coming back down in size.

RIP NK
miss all those videos of cenno, dans, cupboard, dans.
Was good oc.

>>884558
Do 3 buddhist squats and clench.

Uuuuh oh. Nuro and IGA are about to appear.

>>884560
Dont forget some Iriquoa Twists...

>>884561
Cringe criminology dropout.

>>884564
I never studied it seriously. Fool.

Imagine flunking the first year lol.

Someone doesn't need to imagine.

>>884566
Yes that was the plan. Defeat work for the dole requirments by signing up for a course, the DAF.

it lied at the time and claimed it didn't have wftd
it was very obviously a lie because it kept accusing Stanley of having wftd and it always projects.

>>884555
Had it been hammered flat?

>>884556
>Exotic neighbour
Wearing a sarong?

>>884559
He's raping roadkill now and he doesn't even post the vids.

>>884569
Silence ! You are malding so hard right now. Its insufferable.

>>884572
about a week ago someone (might've been nuro?) posted a video of some animal corpse being raped. There were maggots and shit. Fucking gross.

Imagine using twitch slang in your 40s.

Going to have a shower and go shopping.

>>884570
No, it was over half an inch thick

>>884578
They must either be incompetent or very lazy.

>>884575
That's hot

>>884582
Based.

>>884583
nuro has activated the active camoflage system on his bike, you can still just barely make it out if you look closely at the picture

>>884579
You shut your heckin mouth it was very nice and tender

>>884586
It was imitation pepper in the sauce too. Fake.

>>884583
>compluns when bike is in photo
>complains when no bike is in photo

100% pure mental illness

Mustard seed painted black.

shit the fuck off

>>884591
Language!

>>884591
I hope Pariston washes your mouth out with soap.

shut the up

>>884595
Good pensioner haul.

>>884595
Good haul. Even wings are expensive now.

>>884595
Cheese and bacon balls, the ausneets executive crew approved chips, and my personal favourite.

>>884598
Cheese twisties are better. Even cheezels.

Toobs are where it's at.

>>884599
*burger rings
You made a typo there

>>884507
Any of them fuckable?

>>884602
Disgusting.

>>884512
Millions of people around the world keep butter at room temp. For days, weeks even. Ya big sissy.

>>884513
Not. One. Single. Point.

lost whole day to STRESS

>>884520
Cool spoons.

Classic sign of a bad home area.

>>884613
Is that a fake nail?

>>884608
Good pepe.

>>884610
RIP.

>>884611
Hot!

feel bored might start a 3 hour long reply chain to myself including only myself

>>884615
kek

>>884620
cool

>>884623
What he wrote was perfectly valid.

>>884596
The old geezer asked if I'd watch his bags while he took a shid. Score.

>>884597
The capsicums were more expensive per kilo.

>>884598
Grabbed the last pack too. #Winning

>>884625
>capsicums
I haven't bought one all year. Too expensive for me.

Huge energy crash after having 2 glasses of wine at lunch and lots of food. Day ruined

>>884630
You need an early night.

I would have torn his possussy in two

>>884633
are there many nogs in enoggera?

>>884633
The dress would suit you.

I wonder if Monk is up yet.

woe'd, wasted a whole day again

She wrote her phd thesis about breakdance.
>>>/CaptainBlackbeard/354

>>884641
You know what they say...
Those who can, do. Those who can't, [teach|write textbooks|get a PhD]

>>884642
Where do neets fit into this cosmology? We do neither.

>>884643
We watch.

>>884641
She can teach the young generation a thing or two.

>>884639
kek

>>884641
I hope not.

>done nothing all day
>completely exhausted
How is this possible?

Alright neets, The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) will be on womboflix in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

If neets find it's too long to sit through we can split into two nights and watch the other half tomorrow.

>>884595
Pretty good olive oil for the price. Well done, good haul.

>>884588
>compluns
It is no wonder you didn't survive your first semester...

>>884649
Your Need 2 Feed! is consuming all your energy.

>>884502
Based.

>>884654
An exec needs to get lots of naps to make sure he has enough energy for his big sleep at night.

borrowed my mom 50 euros

>>884614
Yeah, with a cigarette butt next to it.

>>884657
They're all wanting money.

I would buy shit like this if I ever one teh lotto.

https://www.drive.com.au/news/adf-rejects-6x6-toyota-landcruiser/

They're all wanting bussy.

10 pack of canadian clubs
14 standards
52 dollars

>>884654
Need for Feed: Most Wanted

>>884657
Well done neet, I doubt I could get more than 20 for mine.

>>884660
>but private militias will soon have the chance to purchase the prototypes
What the fuck is this (((Ben Zachariah))) on about?

>>884650
Never liked that DiCaprio. Top Gun Maverick is on telly tonight.

>>884660
What do the RFSU actually do? Are they more-or-less there to enforce rule of law with boongs or is there actually much concern of covert preparation for an invasion being carried out?

>>884662
should of bought balter cervezas. 24 for 50$

>>884666
Do you like bussy?

Weber played a sadistic housemaster in a whimsical English prison adventure moofie, once.

>>884598
I dont recall approving this

>>884672
You're not big enough to be on the big bois committee anymore.

>>884639
Another mile faster and he can go back 10 years and get on the wagon.

Just ate a 3 cm piece of the Hungarians hot salami, now I want more.

gonna get my life together tomorrow, I swear I mean it this time

>>884676
We believe in you.

>>884676
Sounds do-able.

>>884650
>split it into two parts
No it should of been on last night, i may or may not watch it, i am too pissed off at mooofie neet for picking a teenage gay sex prison rape movie. Seriously. Delete the moofie list and start again after that shit show.

I had some picks that popped into my head scribbled down somewhere. let me see ..... please add these to the list to be updooted.

- The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasus
- Lethal Weapon 1 and 2
- Contact

Pass me a bottle Mr Jones

>>884675
Well this is why Hungarian salamis are among the longest, 3cm is just nowhere enough.

Next thing you know I'll be back in bow river again!

>>884682
How many centimeters can you take?

>>884680
Last nights moofie was very important to understanding the boomer and how the were brutalized by hard cases who killed nazis in death camps.

>>884680
Fuck off, cunt.
I've told you before you don't dictate the movies.

>>884680
>contact
is that the one where the alien space block get blown up by some marine chuds who watched too much jonesy? I wouldnt mind watching that again.

>>884680
You turned up late to the worst scene kek

>>884673
Oye, I'll have you know that Nuro is the most executive neet here!

>>884680
>Lethal Weapon 1
We actually watched this a few months ago

>>884689
He can't chew cold pizza and concentrate on a movie at the same time. That is why he is always late.

>>884691
Watch the It's Always Sunny remake

>>884680
>2
Truly AWFUL taste.
What the fuck is with you and shitlib cinema?

>>884686
Don't worry about him m8. He thinks he can tell everyone what to do just because he has you-know-who backing him up here.

Hopefully after projectionist neet retires, nuro will take over bringing us unprecedented levels of kino.

I went to punch weber but he caught my fist in his arse and coughed, shattering my hand once.

>>884697
Only if he hosts the fucking infrastructure.

>>884691
He is too PILL BRAINED to know.

>>884699
I'm sure the bike shop computer network is up to the challenge.

>>884697
I really like projectionistNEET. He is a good neet and puts in a lot of effort for us despite how poorly he is treated by some here.

Limp Bizkit
keep rollin baby

>>884703
thank you

>>884700
How would you know about olive oil? You just live off fast food because your mother never taught you due to being UNIVERSALLY UNLOVED.

>>884703
Yes. I get angry when people like Nuro shit on the movies being put on.

>>884702
The Adelaide neets could have in person meet ups on the couch bed.

Are there any mainstream movies with lesbian rape scenes?

>>884709
They should.

Ready.

>>884710
kek

>>884710
kek

>>884710
Nice

>>884685
fairy nuff
>>884686
>>884696
you fucking numpty, i clearly said said please add these to shortlist of moofies to voted on.... Fucks sake.
>>884688
accurate
>>884691
ok then i missed it, what about lethal weapon 2 then ?
>>884692
>>884694
>>884701
>>884707
kveching + malding again
>>884711
ill consult my list but "Bound" is proper lesbo kino also add it to the shortlist
>>884713
ready. cant wait to escape this place and the low quality spammer.

>>884717
You also said:
>Delete the moofie list and start again after that shit show.
You are always being rude and nasty to everyone.

>>884717
Is bosslady still letting you use her internet? That is nice of her.

>>884719
He has his own place nearby he just eats, drinks, takes drugs and takes photos of his cd collection at HGR late into the night on weekdays and weekends

You can always tell when the sun has set.

Get in here neets, it's time for The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>884723
Fug, you're already in the 20's

>>884720
Sounds pretty cool NGL. Are you the one thats trying to impress us with a $30 trip to the shops >>884595 ?

>>884724
come and join the boys in the movie room: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>884726
Put your flag back on.

>>884726
Scary image.

>>884726
Leftover non-existant lamb roast for dinz ?

>>>/kanojo/65871

This nigga gets it.

>>884726
>impress us with a $30 trip to the shops
Most nights you post some $7 bargain bin plonk and $10 pajeet slop whilst expecting us to be impressed...

>>884730
>his ass is broke
>he lives week to week
>he is not geting anymore cash until the 21st of august

have fun dickwit ! bet your clothes smell too !

I bet he has stormed off to get some food in an attempt to outdo Lord Stanners.

>>884735
Hopefully Lord Stanners will tell us soon why the PD visited him.

>>884736
>PD
The what?

>>884737
Police Department.

>>884738
Do we use that term in Australia?

>>884735
I am actually unconscionably crying in my toilet because a fatherless cunt from clusterfuck family line called me universally unloved....

>>884739
It was used in the post >>883807

>>884710
the orig is a normie meme now.

>>884733
I just simply cannot fathom why you're UNIVERSALLY UNLOVED...

Anyways, I got some chicken to cook. Maybe later tonight when you're sufficiently inebriated you'll tellz us how badly you fucked up that roast, if there even was one.

>>884733
I have a theory that he has a fedora tier bneckbeard and hobo tan because we never see razors or groomning items in those haul pics.

>>884740
I'm sorry to hear that. I think everybody here needs to step away from the board for a few minutes and calm down. Maybe go for a bit of walk to calm down.

>>884741
That is just nuro using seppo terms though. We don't say that in Australia.

>>884744
Or maybe he isn't a mong and gets those items from the chemist where they're way cheaper instead of the supermarket.