https://youtube.com/watch?v=wdok0rZdmx4 [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix will be an impromptu screening of Twisters (2024). I've been promised that this is a throwback to 90s disaster movies and not 2020s woke dogshit, but we'll just have to see. 7pm AEST.

>>885369
Download link is here for neets who want a local backup: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/twisters.mp4

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

Hoping elon buys cloudfront next, and reinstates banned right wing websites on it.

>>885376
Considering he hasn't reinstated right wing twitter accounts in the last two years, he won't do shit.

Ran out of space on my 22TB raid array

Finish the other fucking thread maybe?

>>885382
maybe later, too busy watching youtube now

>>885381
Time to delete some of that boong porn.

>>885369
I already gave you a review.
It is quite good.

>>885352
I tell him that I know some really disabled cunts to make him feel more capable.
>>885360
You're not even beginning to be bariatric. Mere foremen.

Ate some vegies for the first time in days, instantly feeling energetic again.

>>885394
>>885395
Fridge Frog collage.

Might get some coke and chocolate.

>>885400
They dont have the right level of sarcastic nuance for a fridge.

>>885401
Even Cow knows better.

>>885402
ur a sarcastic nonce

>>885404
This would be appropriate from a frog in a vette, because I'd know he's just giving a light razz.

>>885395
>>885394
Thank you Frog.

hang on thats not a frog
fml

>>885408
Just.

>>885407
Weird frog. Quality meme. Worthy of a fridge.

He's going to rape the mole

I could have sworn I'd seen some Apu/Pepe Corvette pictures on /pol/ before. Replacing Biden or alongside him. Google has failed me.

>>885410
Good for a Slut car thb

Do slut car racers have little drivers in the cars? Can you get little pepe dolls?

>>885416
They do have a driver in them. I don't think so.

Garn get some popcorn for the movie tongiht, you neets want anything?

>>885399
well done

>>885419
Get me that kit kat block please.

>>885419
One kilo of mallard fat please.

>>885269
It's all so expensive.

>>885289
Earrings are for ladies.

>>885294
It didn't blow you away?

>>885297
It's all so complicated.

>>885318
Slice looks nice.

>>885327
Brutal

>>885336
Sounds dry ngl

>>885343
>>885344
Great pics.

>>885355
More will come.

>>885373
WA isn't real!

>>885422
I know where you can get 119kgs.

>>885423
Well tower posted. Good catch up.

Havent eaten today. Probably should.

Fuck cfmeu. What a mob of cocksucking commies pretending to be proles.

>>885426
I've eaten plenty for both of us.

>>885426
Have some oats.

can feel some woe coming on
might drink alcohjol

>>885431
Already beaten you to it.

Acquired Plonk and KFC.

Currently plonking. Buddaaaaaaaaaaay.

>>885432
Always knew you were a plonker.

I bet Possum is handsome like Captain Morgan

>>885425
Thank (YOU)

>>885434
>Captain
*chad

>>885436
lol rude

That kangaroo hop thingy was kinda endearing.

>>885432
Will they be consumed in your rental or are you working late?

>>885439
You feel sentimental toward us.

>>885440
He's Working From Home.

Possum played my nutsack like a hammered dulcimer once.

>>885443
Did he respect your safety word?

>>885444
He did not.

I hope there's some tetten in the moofie tonight.

Grego has been shopping.

A traveler from the future told me that when civil war breaks out in 2027, Grego takes on a Lord Haw-Haw -type role against the Nazboong Movement, posting Government propaganda in the form of YouTube shorts. He gets speared and hung from a Coolabah tree at the end of the war in 2033.

have to go outside

>>885450
suffer in your jocks

I dont want to live in my town because i hate everyone i went to school with and i dont ever want to meet them

>>885452
They all moved already.

>>885452
I finished school 27 years ago and I reckon I've seen classmates in public maybe 3 times.

>>885454
i dont want to ever meet one of them. The humiliation i would have to endure would be unendurable!

>>885455
You don't have to acknowledge their existence.

>>885452
Our class had a reunion about 10 years ago, I never went of course but one guy that did go told me that a couple of the girls was asking about me, suprising as they never spoke to me or wanted anything to do with me at school.

>>885457
I've never been to any of mine.
I spent year 11 and 12 alone every day, so why the fuck would I want anything to do with any of them now?

>>885457
the wall is coming for them and they know it

>>885454
I've kept in contact with a couple of mine and they both are worse off than me.

>>885458
>I spent year 11 and 12 alone every day
Weren't there other nerds and misfits you could have hung out with?

>>885459
That time has come and gone.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jm27YjLnPHc [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix we watch Twisters (2024), a story of tornadoes and the men and women who chase them. Get your popcorn ready. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>885439
You're hopping mad m8!

It's that time of the eve

1900 calories consumed today

>>885466
You've still got another 4100 to go

>>885466
Well done NEET. Stop there.

>>885463
>popcorn
Twisties*

>>885459
>>885462
kek

Maybe just a few standards…

>>885471
Monk? No!

>>885471
you'll miss the movie with the boys

>>885471
No. Braindead idiot. No.

I've been a NEET for so long that ive practically turned into a vampire. Whenever the sun touches my skin i start to itch so especially in the summers i have to wear something covering my scalp like a beanie. I used to walk around in a winter jacket but now my mom bought my a autumn jacket like some sort of rain jacket

Why do neets drink? To fight anxiety? Depression? Boredom? Some other reason?

>>885479
For sleep™️ for some.

>>885479
Depression and boredom at home
Social anxiety if I have to interact with others in social setting.
If I've had to interact with others where drinking isn't acceptable (eg working at 9am), I need a drink to relax when I get home.

my mom is physically disabled but still goes to the shop and does everything around the house. I know i should feel ashamed for not doing anything but im mentally disabled

Cleaning out my wardrobe, discovered some old oats I put in there during the pandemic in 2020

>>885482
Our parents are at least partly at fault for not raising us better.

>>885482
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm another reason why she doesn't want you moving out.

>>885479
Alien Invasion.

Ready.

>>885483
oatkay?

>>885487
better take another piss just to be sure...

>>885449
>against the Nazboong Movement
Plot twist. I thought he'd be a high ranked cuzzie.

>>885490
nah he's a whoite devil

>>885478
How many jackets do you have?
Name them

>>885490
He is 100 percent boong.

>>885479
All of the above, and more!

Feeling woed might have a wank

>>885481
Nice breakdown. It's a science.

>>885493
he's a box ticker

>>885482
Go do the dishes you little grot.

>>885492
i have 3. One winter jacket. One bad autumn jacket and then my new autumn jacket

What hats do australians use? I need to get away from the sun. Is this amazon shit good?

>>885498
You tell him, Cruisey!

>>885493
>>885491
Hmm.
Double think boong speak

>>885500
I thought you are sitting inside all day.

>>885499
What was this about a raincoat?

>>885503
I suspect he is an elaborate shitposter

>>885503
I only go outside like once a week to either pick up a package or go to a neetbux meeting

>>885500
Don't have a hat.

>>885504
Well my new autumn jacket is basically a rain jacket

>>885508
What jacket do you wear when picking up a package, and how much sun do you get on the way?

Get in here neets, it's time to play Twisters https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>885509
My rain jacket and i get sun when i go to my moms car and when i exit my moms car and go into the store and leave the store

Nuro chased a tornado on his eeb and when he caught it he gave it a thrashing, once.

>>885511
>mom

>>885512
Based.

maybe i should get one of these but i dont want people to think im a mask freak

Why is america so full of beautiful people??? Everytime i look at amazon reviews i keep seeing beautiful people in the photos. Americans whine about being shot but who cares about that when you are surrounded by beautiful women. Boohoo i cant pay my rent. who gives a shit?

>>885515
Wear one of these and if anyone says anything to you just call them a racist whoite dog.

>>885516
>Why is america so full of beautiful people???
If you talk about women, there was only a handful and they were all in baywatch. But since movies and telly shows are all woke now and they only show the "reality", all the women are ugly now even in the media.

Haven't won a cent off teh lottery in months. It's all so depressing.

>>885519
You're investing in the jackpot you could win.

>>885519
it's almost like gambling is stupid and you always end up losing

>>885521
You have trust the system.

>>885519
Dont even think about quitting. You're so close to winning it

Add the new Guy Ritchie movie to the list. All except Tiffin will like it.

>>885524
The covenant?

>>885525
2023 - Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre; The Covenant
2024 - The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Konichiwa lads, can any elder neets give a quick rundown of how you procure neetbux? I am young and am in need of the knowledge. Cheers in advance :)

Nothing to do when you’re not drinking. Just waiting for bed

>>885527
I can tell you if you break my legs

>>885527
Download Grindr and use right emojis and bio text, you'll establish the right customer base and be swimming in the bux.

>>885528
That's where you need TwinkTok

/ausneets/ - selling your bussy in a buyer's market edition

>>885529
Seems reasonable.

Found an old student card of mine from when I was a teenager, shocked by how young I used to look. But I was always ugly

>>885531
If you use this you should be put to death.

>>885535
We should rape him first.

>>885536
But he would like it....

>>885536
I wouldn’t do that if I was you. It’s the fastest way to gaining a prison wallet

Night.

>>885540
Good night Pidge. xx
You could worship me like that.

>>885526
>>885525
The new one

I am trying a new deodorant. I had to rub really hard to apply it. It hurt. I dampened my pits and even the top of the deodorant roll but it still required too much pressure.
It is a natural one, no aluminium or chemicals. I am trying to give up the chemical deodorant Jew.
I will give it another couple of goes but it is not looking promising. And I haven't even got to judging whether it prevents perspiration and odour yet.

>>885516
This post basically confirms >>885505

>>885527
What sort of NEETbux do you want? You would be better off getting a job. The golden age of dole bludging is long gone.

>>885539
I deny any knowledge of the mentioned website.

>>885543
> I had to rub really hard to apply it. It hurt. I dampened my pits and even the top
Now I'm all hot and flustered.

My 4G stopped working so I began writing about my inner thoughts on my relationship with my family and potential reasons why I’m so anxious in confronting situations
Not nice to read back

>>885545
>The golden age of dole bludging is long gone.
Noooooooooo

Thanks for the movie, ProjectionistNEET.

Apparently this is what you need for actually driving into tornados, dunno why the film couldn't have one.

>>885548
That sort of thing is why I sit online all day and only get up to use the toilet.

>>885549
Work for the dole beat it into a coma, and high rents killed it.

>>885553
Neet, a housing crisis and homelessness are a small price to pay for the highest level of immigration in history.

>>885551
I don't think they can do such wild rides with that one.

>>885554
I agree. Thank God we have them to make our deliveries for us.

>>885551
Dodge/RAM don't sell one.

>>885555
Thanks wizzy.

>>885558
Unna.

Gonna be honest neets, I'm a bit disappointed in movies of the 2020s.

>>885560
The rot set in much earlier.

>>885561
About at 1910.

>>885560
Do (((they))) still make big budget porn moofies or has the innanets killed all that kinda thing?

>>885562
Fixed that car for ya.

I find the vehicle is more interesting than the movie: https://youtube.com/watch?v=yfLi7ysSdGk [Embed]

Can't be fucked cooking anything. It's a tinned tuna and cup of noodles kind of night.

>>885567
I will have a cup of oriental flavour thank you.

This deodorant smells good. Limey.

>>885566
At 2:46 he looks like Terry.

added too much salt and butter to my popcorn...feeling sick

>>885573
What a state you are in.

>>885568
What the fuck flavour is that even meant to be?

>>885574
SA BEST A

Actually I think the point of driving augers into the ground isn't so much to stop upwards movement, but to stop lateral movement that will roll the car when the tornado passes overhead.

>>885575
It is the best. Chinese five spice.

>>885543
Rub yourself harder

@WEber

Three(3) Kings is on telly

>>885552
To release the inner demons.

>>885571
Lol

>>885575
Deodourant stick.

>>885578
That's pretty raycyst dude. What if I added some of that spice to the prawn&helen or hot&spicy, does it then become 'oriental'?

>>885576
SAB*

>>885584
Suimin oriental chicken flavour is a good one.

>>885572
Hot!

GAS: gear acquisition syndrome

>>885588
Another keyboard?

Gonna get on the diet wagon tomorrow. Absolute determination and focus this time.

>>885580
Thank you, NOOT, but I have already retired for the evening

>>885590
Sounds doable NEET. Summer beach body.

>>885592
Time to get huuuuuuge

im being tortured by the shittiest neighbors in the world

>>885594
Do you have boong neighbours?

>>885593
I'm impressed that he fit in that chair.

>>885595
bosnians on my wall and somalians on my roof

2 eggs, an onion and half a kransky in the oven. I'll mix the last two eggs in with a pack of nooders.

>>885597
Surely they can’t be as bad as abbos

>>885599
Tell that to the serbs

>>885600
literally the boongs of europe

>>885601
isn't that gypsies?

>>885601
I think those would be the Montenegrins.

>>885602
Boongs are literally harmless compared to gypsies.

>>885577
Like tent pegs?

>>885598
A good NEET feed.

>>885603
aren't you forgetting the albanians?

>>885603
Stiff competition

>>885604
the drunk ones in towns, but up north they run around with hatchets

>>885609
>hatchets
So this is what happened to the battle axe culture.

>>885588
Toots on the glass barbie?

>>885607
Albanians crew literal mafias. Montenegrins just laze about all day.

>>885609
So? Just the other day gypsy families were shooting at each other at a small town on the Western Hungary! Not to mention those keep the town in terror for years and nobody does anything. Like they keep every town in terror..

>>885599
Well they are bad. Constant banging on walls and floors all day long never even resting for a few seconds.

>>885591
Not as good as I remember anyway. The fast-paced erratic camera work reminds me of an episode of Modern Family.

>>885594
Don't Brits love Neighbours?

>>885612
you need Dragan

fried papadams are way better than microwave

>>885613
Okay that’s shit. What are they doing? Renervations? Putting up 100 pictures on the walls a day?

>>885618
who the fuck knows. But im leaving this shithole behind.

>>885619
Good luck. Any plans on where you’ll go?

>>885620
Well i was thinking about a nearby village thats still in the proximity of my "municipality" so that i dont have to reapply for benefits.
Other than that i was thinking a smaller town called Söderköping.

So much for that break in the weather...

>>885617
The seed oils give the flavour.

It sucks when you eat something and you dont feel satisfied. It has nothing to do with hunger and everything to do with satisfaction. I could eat a tiny bit of chocolate and that would satisfy me for the rest of the day. I could eat an entire big meal and that would not be enough to satisfy me. I mean how are you supposed to feel satisfied when you eat the same stuff over and over?

This could be an AI pet project from the Tasmanian discorder.

>>885624
Three letters
M
S
G

just cummed in my pants. I wish it didnt take several hours to dry

Just ruined a pair of boxers and bed sheet.

Someone broke into our storage and now mom is mad

internet and youtube addiction

>>885546
Czech'd

Bitched out on the gym. Has to adjust my alarm to 6am not 5. Oh well

Good morning NEETs.

Morn

morning bros, didn't sleep well, blame the coke and popcorn last night

16th anniversary of Fatherbot’s death today. I think I’ll chuck a sickie.

>>885636
>>885636
can he still eat kfc?

>>885638
You deserve it. Don’t go off the rails though.

Good morning NEETs.

might give up on the day

>>885634
>>885635
>>885641
Good morning NEETs.

>>885636
Undercover skellie agent.

>>885638
RIP.

>>885637
Good morning NEET.

I might spontaneously buy a kindle today

>>885647
Sounds do-able.

>>885647
I have a kobo.

>>885649
I can't read

Motherbat says Woolies have half price mondster 4 pack from today.

>>885651
Clear the shelves. Two trolleys full.

>>885652
fill the rain tank with it, shower and bathe in it

>>885650
Will it be good at showing pictures?

Haven't really enjoyed any movies from the 2020s, even dune was good looking but disappointing

>>885652
I wish they still made the ginger one. Wobbly Wombos were good.

Too lazy to wash and poo took too much energy. Stinky winky.

>>885644
Might've shit him out. A family feast that gaines sentience.

>>885651
Get a mango box.

Want to slurp on Weber's taurine juice.

>>885655
Try the nice guys?

>>885657
Get in the shower right now.

>>885660
You would be up for three days straight.

>>885663
also intoxicated and doing racism everywhere you went.

I only got two hours of sleep

>>885665
shut up no one cares

>>885666
Extremely rude response.

>>885612
>Western Hungary!
Romania?

>>885665
neets should go back to bed and get some beauty sleep

>>885666
Based.

>>885670
That is honestly my plan today :)

Not sure if I can be bothered today. Might put everything off until next week.

>>885672
No customers?

Petitioning the Council to change my NEETname to Belvedere Boosnatch on Thursday night.

edged for about ten hours yesterday. I am a tad sore today.

I might do something nice for myself to cheer myself up. No idea though. Might watch LOTR. Must not involve alcohol.

>>885674
already had two.
already garn a pepper pie.
seethe

>already going to a pepper pie.
Hello Pajeet.

>>885679
Pajeet is the future.

>>885679
a good name for a food delivery app

Why is her roof sloped like this? She is Australian and I don't think I've ever seen a ceiling like this. Is the exterior wall sloped?

Got a 4 pack of mango mondster, a quadruple dare, and a double choc muffin for $12.30.
Had to waddle around to Coles to get the sort of rolls I wanted, that was an additional $2.40.

>>885682
Probably a ceiling space in a single story home that was converted to a room.

>>885682
It could be some sort of sun room or sleep out. A later conversion.

>>885684
Or one of those weird triangular houses that you sometimes see.

>>885682
>>885684
She is on the ground level.

>>885683
A good fresh roll is worth the waddle.

>>885685
That would make the most sense.

She is adorable in any case. Definitely the most formidable Olive replacement so far.

had coffee, had no-doze, still feel terrible

And speaking of which...

Disappointed by twisters, disappointed by this decades movies, disappointed by this decade, disappointed by my life.

JFC....

>>885691
she mid.

I'll stop spamming them now.

>>885695
lol

>>885695
Crikey. I don't know who she is though.

>>885699
she mad a couple of teen movies and went off the rails

>>885695
Somebody should add one of those photos to her Wikipedia page.

>>885699
90s kid star on TV and some later movies

>>885698
>>885702
i call it The John Travolta

>>885701
Hard drugs and too much alcohol if I recall the rumors. Party girl. Probably skid row slut by now.

>>885694
You sound disappointed.

>>885680
Good. I like their spicy food.

>>885694
The 60s, 70s and 80s era was the best for movies and TV shows in my opinion. All the classics. They don't make movies or TV like they used to, at all.

I'm currently watching the old show Sea Hunt on DVD box set, I watch it before I crash at night.

>>885658
Sounds like a big job.

>>885712
Cool. There was also a revival series in the mid-80s from memory.

>>885676
Use more lube.

>>885686
A frame

Smoko lunch truck comes, still no Iranian strike

>>885718
Stop posting these gross images.

>>885682
>>885687
>>885691
>>885693
>>885695
>>885697
Handsome fellas.

>>885718
I liek the use of Wojacks.

>>885717
Curried egg sanga and a chocolate milk please!

>>885717
the iranians are a bunch of mouthy faggots, they're not going to do shit

>>885723
wojaks are okay but the plapjaks are gross and irrelevant to any neets here.
He thinks all the opposition to them is from NEETs with fat gfs and not that these images are gross and another example of a meme from outside being forced. Nonce's orb meme being the most egregious example.

>>885632
"It's the thought that counts"

>>885726
>He thinks
Your mistake is thinking one NEET is posting all of the plapjaks.

>>885728
Your mistake is thinking there's more than one neet posting here.

>>885651
Is the Cottees cordial still on special?

>>885731
I have no idea. You should be drinking the Dietrite cordial anyway.

>>885726
pithy and astute observation

>>885728
They all ought to be banned.

>>885735
Agreed

feel bored might false flag as the plapjack poster and then act outraged posing as several other neets

>>885730
These ones are at least somewhat amusing. Most of them are basically hentai with the meme stuff as a fig leaf.

>>885730
kek

I have severe mental health issues 😬

>>885737
I've wound nuro up by replying based to his photos but then samefagging insults.

>>885742
Based.

>>885742
You're a fuggin idiot for doing shit like that.

>>885745
I suspect most of the dickriding is in this self aware category.

>>885745
Seconded. Lame.

I needed handfuls of soap and high speed hot water blasting to get that deodorant off in the shower. It had formed a sticky solid paste. Could barely move it.

>>885724
>Curried egg sanga
Vile.

>>885747
>>885745
It isn't my fault he has the emotional regulation of a small child. I shouldn't be doing it but you can't keep acting as though numpty is without fault. He needs to adapt to the board, not the other way around.

>>885749
Motherbat and Sisterbot used to like those and it always made the kitchen and surrounds smell vile when it was being prepared.

might go to kfc for an early lunch then come home, watch a bit of Twister (1996). It's at best a 6/10 movie but in an age of dogshit movies, the 6/10 is kino.

Watching videos of female police officers. In a very trev.png mood. Women shouldn't be cops.

>>885753
Why did you post this clip?

>>885756
idk

>>885757
fe

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13736895/Experts-reveal-seven-odd-behaviors-linked-high-IQ.html
hmm

>>885742
kek sorry

two bin day tomorrow

>>885755
watching twister - there are no stronk female characters, instead bill paxton has to restrain helen hunt as her female impulsiveness threatens to get them killed. Those were better times.