SA BEST A

>>886392
You think the NSN et al want to hear from or interact with unemployed alcoholics?

>>886405
Monk's an asset.

>>886406
He's a big guy.

>>886408
And deattached structures?

>>886400
You don't have to totally give up. If you feel overwhelmed you can just take the rest of the day off and try again tomorrow.

>>886411
lel he took the whole day off and he's taking tomorrow off too apparently

>>886405
Why would they be hearing from me? I'm not a neo-Nazi

>>886415
So it wasn't you with all the
>longhouse
>humiliation ritual
>wank wank wank
from right-wing twitter in the past year?

>>886414
All I hear is white noise

>>886414
hope that dunny roll on his head gets peeled back

>>886416
That doesn't make me a neo-Nazi

waiting for the NEETbux

>>886419
Just as well. You're gook-loving is incompatible with real right-wing politics.

Ready.

>>886421
I'm a cosmopolitan guy

>>886420
how much you getting?

>>886424
1400 euro

>>886421
Monk is a throwback to the mighty aryan pastoralists of old. He destroys the enemy male population and breeds with their women.

>>886425
That sounds pretty gud

Some of you take this all far too seriously

>>886423
Based.

>>886423
The only standards you have are from dans

>>886429
I don't think that young man was wearing any undies.

Should get one of these for Sweetie. The Suimin cups are half price too!

>>886431
Hot!

mongs on the online marketplace. terminally low IQ. unbelievable retardation.
If you want lolcows, that's where you find them

I am feeling unwelcome. Just a big silly chungus for posting here all these years and opening my heart to the neetboard.
Fine! Have it your way. I'm leaving and I mean it this time

>>886435
Monk? No!

>>886425
You should move to Hungary. Don't need to learn the language juse get help from someone to set up up automatic utilities payment, and figuring out what grocery to buy.

>>886427
Double of minimum wage here.

Grab a few packs of these too

>>886435
Do not take things to heart. We value you. Do not leave.

>>886437
>You should move to Hungary. Don't need to learn the language juse get help from someone to set up up automatic utilities payment, and figuring out what grocery to buy.
That sounds great but i dont know how to move there.

oh fucking Snap !

>>886441
Where is that fat sack of shit going?

>>886441
>>886442
lol he's probably going to die in burgherland

>>886442
To a pool party

@Cruisey

>>886445
He will like that one.

>>886437
Fairly certain his home country would cut off his benefits when he moved?

Pre-approved ejaculation

>>886411
Doable

>>886447
They do in australia, which is a shame, because we could house hundreds of thousand of dsp recepients more cheaply overseas.

>>886441
woe, they assange'd him

>>886435
I was not present.

>>886445
She could fix me.

>>886435
Look after yourself NEET, the nasty NEETs aren't worth it

>>886452
Don't lie. You just turned the Australian flag off.

>>886454
Weber lashes out

I think I better dance now

>>886456
Heck you!

>>886447
It's the EU. Everyone moves wherever they want, everyone owns property wherever they want, everyone own businesses wherever they want. There are German pensioners living here. I think still needs a registered home address back in the home country tho.

>>886453
> fix
spank

Faszom.

>>886448
Apply for it!

>>886451
Should've consulted nuro on his legal defence.

>>886456
He is very unhappy.

>>886459
That would make sense if there was just one EU GDP and one EU tax system, but there isn't.

>>886464
Yes.

>>886453
I have this one in mind for that

Monk you are a good NEET, I am sorry if I have been unkind to you. It is just frustrating to see you struggle like this. I want you to thrive.

>>886458
Language!

>>886467
The massage table would need to be in the middle of a very large room.

>>886465
You know nothing about the EU.

>>886438
Those things taste like crap.

yeah what would I know

>>886472
When you're hungry anything tastes good.

Too many poets in the commune, not even a meme

>>886470
Rent out a function centre from a pub and write it off as a tax deduction.

>>886408
He started up this morning but fucked off due to a frosty reception.

>>886460
Part of the healing process

Two fat alcoholics arguing over who is more worthy of being a Nazi

Possum is a slave driving NEET

>>886471
You called him out. Well done.

>>886472
I like the lemon ones.

gaped and raped

Wanna be taken for lunch like this by Cruisey.

Fucking idiots on RBT giving the pigs all the evidence they need.

overwanked and outflanked

>>886479
The competition at the top is unimagineable.

>>886485
I bet he takes his mongs out like that.

>>886488
>literally-me.jpg
You look well.

>>886489
Yeah, except he drives them around in a Datsun 120Y

>>886490
And the jacket still fits him.

Very foggy outside, double checked all the doors and windows are locked, will take out the garbage in the morning.

>>886492
That would be good for job interviews.

>>886477
Guess that explains the numerous deleted posts in teh logs.

>>886495
Probably a much needed clean out tbh

>>886493
All the jugs emptied?

Can't believe there are recycling cucks who actually waste time cleaning out their empty plastic containers. It all goes to some dump in the phillipines anyway.

>>886497
I started feeling ill when I saw the dark skin and it all just got worse from there.

>>886498
I do things correctly. I am high conscientiuosousness.

took a really dark shit

Thunder and lightning. Very very frightening.

>>886501
I hope no-one saw you. How did you carry it home?

>>886499
kek

>>886502
❤️

We all need to chip in and get webby a Brandi Love cameo for his birthday

>>886503
Why would he even take one, surely he could do one himself.

>>886501
>really dark shit
Sleep tight.

TAUGHT TO FEAR JESUS IN A SMALL TOWN

>>886506
>Brandi Love
Vile coal burner. She is busted and bogged.

Night.

(You) sunnavabitch

>>886512
You have to stop

>>886513
Goodnight post deleter :)

>>886513
Good night Pidge. xx

>>886462
They denied the wank because they didn't approve of the visual material.

>>886518
>the visual material
Boong porn? That is discrimination.

I haven't had any grog in months.

>>886521
Has your health and sense of wellbeing improved?

Thunda dunda
Lizard is out

Been listening to stiff little fingers and remembering being young

>>886522
idk, I feel about the same.

>>886519
Always trying to keep the black mans wank down

>>886523
>Lizard is out
RIP Puff.

Gonna do my weight training while pajeet is droning away in remote learning tomorrow. Shit will be so cash.

>>886528
Just go to work you big dope

>>886529
>Just go to work
Do you even remember the name of this board?

>>886530
NEET MINDSET

/ausproles/

Very heavy downpour.

>>886533
really heavy?

/bougihuns/

>>886532
/okay?/

>>886534
That's big and heavy

I think its time to start a remote TAFE course, leave racism behind and live cheaply in south east Asia with a jungle gook gf

watching youtube videos on stonehenge, trying to fall asleep

Or go to work tomorrow

>>886538
a solid plan except for the racism part

>>886538
That sounds good.

running water sure would be nice

>>886543
That sort of luxury makes NEETs soft.

>>886538
That's the easy out

>>886544
Will have to call that fucking plumber out again.

>>886546
Is it the same issue as before?

>>886546
serpentine turd

>>886445
She would bang like a dunny door. Her generation invented fucking like barn animals.

Oof, someone's seething.

>>>/operate/res/19477

>>886552
He's right.

>>886553
Show us your rollerblades NEET

>>886551
>someone
<Mac
<m .
Hmmmm.

>>886557
My bussy echoes like that after I eat kangaroo

Not sure I wanted that boner.
I was raped

Chilli chorizo onion baked potato thingo now with eggs!

>>886560
nice!

ordered toothpastes and mouthwashes for 50 euro

>>886562
Expensive.

>>886563
Thats what happens when you pick natural toothpastes and mouthwashes.

>>886564
>natural toothpastes
Give a definition of this.

>>886563
I gargle seawater from the dog beach.

>>886565
Its natural. I dont know. No artificial chemicals

Another blessed 4 hours in the kitchen doing shit that should only take 20 minutes. Oh Seven...

i want to smash someones face in

How do I disappear without a trace and start again

>>886571
There used to be a vacuum repair shop.

It was supposed to be a comfy rest of the night watching Predator 2 for teh first time on the telly but NO, I had to get hungry...

Either i pick a shitty apartment in a shitty location but i get to move out fast or i pick a apartment in a area i like but i move in on november

>>886575
Wait until November. It is not too far away.

Chorizo is in. Step one of ~4.

I wish i wasnt scared of people. Otherwise i would apply

Potat in. S2O4.

Capsicum and onion in.

2nd sickie chucked

>>886578
Not bad. Spacious kitchen.

>>886581
Srsly?

I hate this thing.

>>886582
>>886583
Stabbed any kids lately?

morning bros

>>886587
morning

iceland,hungary,poland or czechia.
Where should i move? Im sick of crime and i just want to live in peace. I dont have any skills but i am willing to work in a factory or some other shit job

>>886589
>sick of crime and i just want to live in peace.
Iceland.

>>886590
im going to apply for a strawberry picker job. Hopefully i get it

>>886591
I thought Iceland only has sheep dingleberry picker job openings.

>>886592
Why didnt you say Hungary? Is it not safe?

>>886589
both poland and chechia has recently elected kike eu-regime loving neoliberal governments and theyre starting to become the second france/germany

>>886594
except poorer

>>886587
>>886588
Good morning NEETs.

I cook ya neets some breakfast

>>886597
Yesterdays stew was beautiful, is there any left?

had a bacon egg and cheese roll from a disreputable looking chink bakery, feeling queasy, should've gone to maccas instead

>>886599
Dolands with racism is the best medicine.

Mrogles NEET dudes

Rent inspection today neets, frantically trying to get the place clean. Every year that goes by this old boong gets a bit older, a bit tireder, a bit less able to cope with the basic demands of living like being able to clean his place twice a year.

>>886601
Good morning NEET.

>>886602
I have always enjoyed your posts rushing to clean everything up.

>>886605
Good morning NEET.

Good morning NEETs.

>>886602
Good luck NEET.

>>886608
Good morning NEET.

oooooofffffffffff

>>886611
Why did you post that Nuro?

>>886612
there is at least one NEET here who plays the banjo

>>886613
Did you think he would like seeing that?

>>886614
no thanks ;)

I have been thinking about that NEET's leather jacket. Wanna acquire a nice fitting leather jacket.

>>886617
5XL?

I had a fake leather jacket many years ago. I found I got quite sweaty in it.

Risen
Back on the wagon today

>>886620
Good morning King. Good luck.

google search totally unusable. Totally gamed by SEO and sold out to advertisers

>>886618
That would fit nicely.

>>886623
Someone should pay her to remove that stupid thing from her nose.

>>886620
Good luck King. >>886619

>>886619
It looked good on you. >>886626 I don't know why I replied here.

rent inspection DONE. No more cleaning for another 6 months. Thanks god.

>>886628
That is good news NEET.
It is inhuman how we have to run and jump for these real estate people and the lando.

The fake leather jacket was very difficult to wash and I found it began to smell. I think it grew mould or something. In the end I had to throw it out.

>>886630
You were too hot for it and it had to go.

>>886631
>You were too hot for it
I don't deny it.

You need a degree to become a chartered accountant

>>886628
Stomped it down the drain?

>>886637
Imagine the smell.

I see Satan

S A T A N

>>886639
Good.

>>886623
The microwave told me that she's a fed

>>886639
Tumeric is the gateway drug of cooker medicine

What the fudge is this?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28466465/

Why post normie brain rot

>>886645
Because most of us watch it.

>>886646
Speak for yourself, fucking retarded normie triple nigger faggot cunt

>>886646
No, the two discord queers do.

>>886651
cruisin for a brusin ?

>>886650
That looks like a Jaycar catalogue.

>>886650
What have you got there NEET? Is that buckwheat?

>>886653
>a Jaycar catalogue.
My exact body type.

>>886655
Yeah, buckwheat cooked in milk with a little bit of butter. I added some chopped apple, blueberries, strawberries and some peanut butter.

>>886657
Sounds very nice.

>>886657
That sounds alright.

>>886650
>>886654
you can usually get anything from jaycar catalogue off aliexpress these days for 1/3 the price....

Had a rub. She walked on my hips and I felt her toes on my nads. She said they're open until 8, I presume hinting that they are a tugger late.

There's nothing as normalfag than hating Rick and Morty.

Wizzy better be out of bed.

>>886662
richard and mortimer is high iq

wizzy is a poofter

>>886656
You look well.

>>886661
>hinting that they are a tugger late
Rubs by day, tugs by night.

>>886672
Based.

>>886672
Nice photo.

>>886672
Based, IGA could only dream of posting something so nice.

>>886651
>>886676
samefag

>>886660
Begone, chink.

>>886593
Some areas perhaps. Most places there is some chance gypsies will rob or stab you, or both. At some places chances are higher then elsewhere.
But it's not like migrants will throw a grenade through your window. Or get a dozen little girls stabbed at some dance studio. All kinds of savagery can happen around here but not like the above. That's exclusively Westerner experience.

>>886595
Kek.

>>886621
I imagine that's the typical xp of life for the fellas on this board. Perhaps mine too.

>>886623
She's disgusting with that shit in her nose.

>>886636
>Hunger Games
How can be that mentioned in the same image with practically the rest of the titles.

>>886672
I hope you were polite when you asked the normies to move out of your photo, Nuro.

>>886677
seethe

>>886680
They flee the stench of his undried clothes.

>>886680
npros dmt desver meanners

on the anzac cookies

Tired and woe'd, just need to recover

>>886691
then do

don't not, do

don't snot, sneed

i taught a llama to drive a train

i make robots so i can draw it

ate a kg of apples today

>>886699
doctors HATE him

wubba lubba dub dub

I'm Pickle NEET.

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening

*honk honk*

>>886707
I'm going as fast as I can.

Half cut with Cow.

>>886714
Whose keeping the other half of Cow?

>>886715
Hindus

>>886714
Keep your hand off his udders.

>>886650
Your supposed to cook the buckwheat in water and then rinse it before adding the hot milk that is SO OFFENSIVE TO LOOK AT
TAB CLOSED
TAB CLOSED
TAB CLOSED

>>886719
Tab status?

We were both just given a free dagwood dog. I also got $10 off my roast.

>>886720
Nice birbs

>>886722
They must have felt sorry for you.

>>886724
They gave him one first

>>886719
No not

>>886727
only IGAY posts niggers. he even tries to meme them.

>>886720
nice birb

>>886729
You're nurger

>>886723
>>886730
Birby appreciaters

Herby

>>886728
>We need to talk about kevin
I dont think I wanna watch that trauma thanks

>>886725
Of course they did.

>>886734
It's a poofter film

I don't wipe my bum properly

>>886719
Incorrect. And I don't value what Slavs do because they eat what they eat only to avoid starvation.

>>886729
You post sassy negress gifs from discord all the time.

>>886728
First choice aint half bad i will be attneeting.

>>886728
>The Untouchables (1987)
I have a feeling we have seen that one already. I might be wrong. It is a good moofie.

>>886728
>We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011)
All I know about that one is the infamous masturbation scene.

>>886732
Into Pidge breeding.

>>886741
Learning difficulties at Protestant school?

We should watch Simple Jack (2011).

>>886736
>>886734
Cruisey there are neets here complaining about your taste in cinema.

>>886746
We are already at full retard

>>886748
Never go full retard.

What a great development Big Fella.

>>886750
I've been getting heaps of ads of this guy on tiktok. How the fuck is he always eating?!

>>886751
Skellies are disgusting creatures.

I'm am no retard

>>886752
I think part of it is meant to be like with POV porn except aimed at women. As in, they want women to self-insert as the camera act as though they're on a date with this guy.

failed youtube wagon

I am still horrified by this video.

>>886754
If you need some Twinks to remove him from fyp you know where to ask.

>>886598
The dog had a go at it but there's still some left in his dish, I'll reheat it for you.

>>886758
>reheat it
How do you manage that?

>>886758
Thank you ❤️

>>886756
I'll give you something horrifying.

>>886761
vile

>>886759
Put it out in the sun for a while, it gets bigger as more flies land on it.

>>886761
A horrible creature.

Shidded

Shidded in bed!

Canthinky is vastly superior to Olive.

>>886767
Handsome fella.

>>886766
I hope you have enough chux for the clean up.

>>886770
They don't even put out.

>>886771
Not for any of us

>>886772
We are low value males.

>>886774
Nuro is high value

>>886773
20 dollars is 20 dollars neet.

>>886776
Sometimes he shaves his balls in anticipation of dates that don't happen.

>>886772
That's called consent and it's the wrong way.

>>886778
Psycho behaviour

>>886778
All NEETs should be nice and smooth, especially at the back end.

>>886728
Good films

>>886783
Real?

>>886747
Put total recall or jaws on. Autistic mongs like recognisable things with explosions.

https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2129824.html#2138765
Come on neets, I need backup in here. There is no captcha to post. Just get in there.

Vile neets fap while calling customer support

>>886787
Racists.

>>886786
you got us banned