I had a nap before. Now I've got a terrible stomach ache. Woe.

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>>904656
That sucks. Eat too much?

This thread is the best thread

Horny

What should I get from woolies?

Gonna turn my life around tomorrow. THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.

>>904683
Trifle please. And whenever you see no-doz on special, let me know.

All the council houses are themed, every one is decorated differently

>>904683
Get some clearance items to match your permabanned identity.

Noodles done. Pie in the oven. I deserve nothing.

>>904684
Two more weeks.

Woke up after a few hours of sleep
Drinking cans of VB in bed now

>>904711
How many so far?

>>904713
On the 5th

>>904714
Based

harrumph

>>904716
Big?

>>904717
middling

morning bros

Might kick one of you in the balls at random later today.

>>904721
please let it be me

>>904719
morning

>>904722
The selfish prick will probably kick himself in the nuts.

This weekend on womboflix...

On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.

On Sunday we will be streaming Francis Ford Coppola classic The Godfather (1972). It's a long movie and we may split it up over two nights.

>>904726
>On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.
He made an offer we can't refuse.

@Cruisey

>>904725
Cancer isn't real

>>904730
Winning as usual, mate.

Imagine being a wagie. The horror.

>>904732
>>904731
>>904730
Thanks Dan.

>>904728
Handsome fella.

>>904727
kek

>>904733
My pleasure

>>904714
How many now?

having a choggy milk

>>904737
I refuse to believe this neet until I see some pictures of the empty bottles

>>904739
They were cans and I believe it

>>904739
Here ya go ya white dawg

It's time to shid. Out my bum.

>>904728
>>904731
Yes it is

Got no coffee pods.

>>904745
Pods are shit, get coles organic

>>904747
give us a summary dude
too many words

Good morning NEET Gang.

>>904751
Morning

>>904748
Compared to other develloped countries, our groceries aren't that expensive.

>>904751
Morn. Got some things to do today.

>>904711
On my first 4X bitter.

>>904721
I wouldn't feel a thing. Completely dead inside.

>>904738
Might get a banana one today. They're not easy to find though.

óoooooooooooohhhjhhhhhh

>>904730
every morning*

might play some vidya

>>904755
>4XL and bitter
My exact life situation.

>>904758
You're in the danger zone.

>>904763
kek

I just had the realisation that even if I wanted to work no one is going to hire a middle aged white man with zero skills or experience. The reality is that I'm at a huge disadvantage here when looking for work and I'm on the same level as a disabled person kinda. I should be on the DSP.

>>904766
>I should be on the DSP.
Then take the necessary steps NEET. Get the mental illnesses properly diagnosed.

>>904766
You've earned a rest mate, a life of ease and dignified repose. Go claim what's rightfully yours.

>>904769
C for Cunt

Goon'd already. Got several actionable tasks to perform, document and file.

Going to p lay the goblin game instead.

Need to have a wank, but 4ch gif is infested by trannies a nigga fetishists these days

>>904771
(you) are gonna need to garn

>>904773
>>904760
nitter.poast.org/hard__spicey

nitter.poast.org/hard_spicy

nitter.poast.org/hard__spicy

>>904775
>>904776
>>904777
nigga is you having a stroke?

>>904779
alas, wouldn't be the first death or near death on ausneets

>>904779
Maybe he was going to sleep

feel tired bros

>>904771
>>904772
Do your tasks.

Remembering the happier days of my youth, where rather than sitting around all day playing hitman and watching youtube, I used to spend the time playing doom and reading geocities sites. Where did it all go so wrong?

Ate chicken and a block of chocolate while eatching babish drink wine.

Smiling at the screen feels good.

>>904785
What kind of chocolate? Gonna buy some swiss chocolate for my next big binge.

>>904778
Even if they look nice they still have farts and shids up they bumhole

>>904790
And in these progressive days, penises in their panties.

What are some good youtube channels on fitness/tactical/prepper shit? I need to motivate myself.

Made three (3) small rolls with chiggen and mayo and having a Farmers Union iced cobbee.
Late lunch for me, I got caught up in code.

>>904793
Move along, this is a Gretta board.

>>904794
Pretty much KingCobraJFS and Nikocado Avocado should have you covered.

>>904788
Old gold baileys.

>>904795
Tangled in the inter web.
Why are you having a fuic?

>>904800
>Why are you having a fuic?
Was on special

Got some collecting and spending to do. l8rs

>>904803
I can't hear shit

Does anyone else put in a layer or two of toilet paper before they shit to reduce splashback?

>>904805
post your elbow

chatgpt keeps telling me porkies about games that don't exist, but sound plausible

>>904804
Well bantered.

>>904805
no

>>904805
Yours drop?

Had to deal with some nasty people today, Pete would probably have clocked them

>>904811
of the brown variety?

>>904814
watching youtube videos on ufos, wishing it was still the 90s and I was a kid watching xfiles

poo deng

>>904816
u dam poo deng!

>need to consume some fruit and vegies, have low energy from not having eaten any in ages
>don't have enough energy to get up and make a smoothie
what do neets?

>>904818
get some kfc

>>904819
This is the correct answer.

What's the cheapest way to buy avocados? They all seem so expensive these days.

Kris Kristofferson died Cruisey

>>904804
Heh

>>904806
Tender and feminine.

I can hear the ice cream van on my street. Just one look won't hurt.

>>904822
RIP, he was a legend

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TV8KmNoLd2g [Embed]

>>904818
why does it have to be in a smoothie?

big sip

>>904827
because I'm fucking lazy - too lazy to get a job; too lazy to use my shift key, and too fucking lazy to chew vegetables

>>904829
chewing the fruit is less effort than making a smoothie

i think some of you really do just want to wallow in self pity and not actually improve things, you want to complain and expect people to pat you on the back like women

4 day weekend woop woop

>>904834
I don't know what this means, but I'll be spending it with Sweetie and eating pepper pies.

>>904835
but when is the doctor's appointment?

>>904832
Nice.

1980 is as far from next tuesday as the world trade center is from the nearest mcdonalds

Ok, made a smoothie with frozen berries and salad, feeling much better now.

>>904836
I have learned from this place that all I need is hydrogen peroxide, horse electrolytes, booze, and camomile tea.

smovie

>>904841
Glassfull please.

>>904845
see you when you get back

post a tiktok

>>904848
poorly bantered

>>904786
>>904787
Looking well NEET.

>>904851
what's the problem with those posts?

>>904798
Not a fan of chocolate with gooey centers

>>904854
I like to nibble one edge off and then jam my tongue in the goo hole and pretend it's an anus

>>904805
Yes, especially when I feel it's going to be a liquid shit.

>>904856
Why do you care though? I take my pants off entirely to shit and then get in the shower if my cheeks are covered in poo or blood

>>904856
it feels nice when it comes out like chocolate soft serve ice cream

>>904855
>>904857
You are completely fucked up.

>>904859
have you ever considered that he might be normal and you're the fucked up one? food for thought

>>904821
Locanto

Want to spit on it and stretch it apart

>>904861
If he'd planted a seed from one of his avocados previously, he'd have a never-ending supply of avocado now.

>>904862
hot!

>>904860
Like a goo filled chockie

>>904865
Mamma always said analingus is like a box of goo filled chocolates

Cruisey: I'm only free Tuesday and Thursday night this week if you want to take me somewhere nice.

watching a video about communist ww2 memorials

Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

>>903838
You done did well.

That was 3 days ago but feels like it happened only yesterday.

>>904869
Bad neet.

carnivore diet starts tomorrow

>>904869
kek

>>904875
i used to jack off to her

not shitting as much as i think i should, might get laxatives tomorrow

chickpea status: soaking, gonna do some cooking tomorrow

>>904878
big soak

>>904874
what's the current diet?

>>904879
Monk's rap name

>>904880
wahtever goes down my gullet

any of youse try nulax?

>>904883
>>904877
Be aware of the fact that if you take laxatives too often you can actually develop what they call 'lazy bowel', which means you poo even less.

do prunes work or is that a boomer meme?

downloaded episode 2 of da penguine and s02e03 of tula kang

>>904884
A fitting condition for lazy neets.

>>904886
Motherbat swears by them.

>>904869
kek

Imagine being too lazy to poo.

>>904884
Just use a coat hanger.

>>904895
mum did the same with me

Might buy gregos new microwave gadget

did he invent something?

Might get quarder chiggen and chibbies for dindins in a bit

>>904898
nevermind found the thing

>>904887
>episode 2 of da penguine
I will give it a go. Early imdb rating looks promising.

>>904891
You look good NEET.

>>904900
Well hauled.

>>904897
Watched it.
Going by the timings he used, I don't really see the advantage vs a $20 toastie machine. In fact you can do 2 sammiches at once with a toastie machine.

>>904896
She knows well.

>>904897
Your jaffle will have more microplastics in it than cheese.

>>904899
Get a family pack.

>>904904
❤️

>>904908
There's nothing wrong with a few microplastics, they made me the NEET I am today.

turmeric, black pepper, cloves, coriander, cumin
smoking tobacco and cannabis
we holding up

>>904803
That looks like something that just adds more bass.

>>904913
I wouldn't complain.

>>904913
Can't have too much bass.

>>904912
There is a whole family living inside you.

>>904841
You forgot Monster and No-Doze

>>904917
me second from right.

>>904868
I started watching it.

itchy taint

>>904921
You need some Vagisil cream.

>>904905
Still need to get more. The spend never ends!

>>904923
that's what they're called

>>904927
also known as a jaffle, if you're australian

>>904929
Hitler you fucking cuck

What a munted weekend. On the wagon now.

>>904928
Jaffles have sealed edges you big feckin eejut.

>>904931
Good luck NEET.

>>904932
I prefer jaffas for lunch, followed by a big packet of freckles for afternoon tea.

Fried up a purple onion in lard with garlic and chili flakes and then some beef mince. Added tomato paste. Used a turkish roll and some cheese to make two little pizzas that I finished off in the air-fryer.

6 o'clock and I still haven't done any of the coding I promised I was going to do today.

Edging to a BWS catalogue.

>>904937
Big White Slampig?

>>904938
New Fam looks cheap.

>>904934
Takes longer than the jaffle iron over the fire here uh GregO… just don’t blow onnit- pretty fancois nuker there changing the powerful - Our mates at on the menu need this techno … cheeers Gibb

>>904942
I think this neet needs to slow down on the standards.

>>904935
Sounds alright

>>904943
REAL?!

>>904935
Imagined, looks good.

>>904945
Yeah. The selection of bread wasn't ideal but I was just throwing odds and ends together so I can't complain.

>>904943
Thanks Wizzy.

>>904946
Yes.

>>904946
And he did not even pronounce it as oonah.

>>904951
Post the GCC one

>>904951
Insurance assessors crave the hail damage assessment.

>>904948
What sort of cheese?

>>904957
he better not have used coon.

>>904951
Might put some brie cheese on that whopper.

>>904955
Nice.

His Corvette needs one.

>>904962
Wanna cuddle him

>>904963
And give that shiny pink nose a rub.

Wanna give those yellow high heels a shiny rub.

Webby's not the neet who was part boong was he?

Can't get rid of these fucking hiccups.

>>904968
Part Irish I think.

>>904970
Close enough.

Might teach myself ninjitsu by watching youtube videos.

>>904973
Pic taken day after the leg incident.

My back hurts. Woe.

Got a haircut. Not sure if I'm happy with it.

>>904979
It looks flash NEET.

>>904977
You need someone to give it a proper massage.

>>904979
You look fine.

>>904979
Remember, when it comes to hair, less is more.

>>904980
>flash
It looks fash

>>904977
Neck status?

>>904984
Well bantered.

>>904932
except he's talking about jaffles, you mong

Going to a family bbq on the 13th.

Haven't showered or changed my cumdies in days. Absolutely reek.
Wagon tomorrow...

>>904988
Sounds ominous.

>>904991
Sounds do-able.

Shit, gonna run out of day before I get my daily todo list done.

>>904995
there's always tomorrow

>>904995
I've set 5 alarms, and am going to cram the stuff I cbf doing today into 4am-8am.

>>904997
>cbf
*cbt

>>904996
Do-able.

>>904998
I've still got one I started in 2017, mostly incomplete. Not to mention my one from 2003.

Can you just go to church or do you need to book it in with them first?

hehe

I took some sausages home from volunteering, left them for a few hours in my bag then put them in the fridge. Will they be safe to eat?

>>905006
This is an edit of Gilmore Girls.

>>905008
yeah

>>905008
Yes.

being a neet is the only ai proof job

>>905005
Most of the normal/established churches should have published service times and you can just rock up.

>>905008
Yes.

>>905009
You love it!

Jesus, looking at the logs it seems the Russians have started a great purge.

>>905013
Until you hit the daily limit.

>>905018
is it fun looking at the logs?

>>905018
Keeps 'em busy.

>>905020
Keeps 'im busy.

>>905020
I always look, just before I flush.

>>905008
>>905008
>I took some sausages home from volunteering
Bunnings?

bolognese and potatoes

auto run button is r

>>905025
add some chopped up schnitzel

Weber fed some old sausages to a kookaburra once.

>>905028
Based.

>>905015
In fact it's probably better not to give them any details. Some of them (eg Assemblies of God) can be pretty aggressive in trying to get repeat business.

going to have some dietrite cordial and go to bed

>>905031
>Assemblies of God
That was Mummybot's church.
I'll probably just give them an alias like that schizophrenic NEET that gave his name as Ben when he got his hair cut.

>>905032
Red?

>>905032
Night.

>>905032
Good night.

>>905034
I finished the red one the other day. Got green today at the shop.

>>905035
Goodnight, NOOT.

>>905032
night babe

>>905024
No

young noots shouldnt have red cordial

>>905042
id love to rape that one

>>905044
I'll fucking rape you if you so much as think about it, cunt.

>>905036
Handsome fella.

>>905042
Handsome fella.

>>905045
i bet she has a cute cry as i beat her

>>905046
>>905047
Projection. 😉😉

>>905049
💞🥰

>>>/agatha2/85278
They're talking about our girl!

new thing bad

>>905053
New season of Heartstopper is out on Thursday, are you excited?

i bet her cunt is moist

>>905030
Git sum cabbage into yo tumtum

>>905056
git checkout --detach

>>905057
He has gone to bed.

>>905056
explain the cabbage meme

>>905059
hello iga, posting little girls again?

>>905060
It will last about as long as the casserole

big chungus

>>905056
Hey Juhani.

>>904936
I still havent had a shower

>>905066
It's only Monday, plenty of days left in the week for that.

Got the oven prepped for a feed. I think there might be a storm approaching.

>>905069
Hide under the bed.

>>905070
I do that every Thursday night.

Had to peel tissue out of my foreskin.

Playing goblin

Going to be honest with you guys. Got a strong feeling that Ocsober '24 is not going to happen.

>>905075
You can do it.

Should have added pickles to the whopper but wasn't sure if it was standard being so long since I last had one.

>>905075
Im doing sober october, almost 2 weeks sober already

Went out for a nightwalk while listening to audiobooks. Heard a bat flapping its wings right over me. Will start coding early tomorrow, get shit done, this time I promise.

>>905079
Worse things happen at sea.

>>905080
what are you "coding"?

>>905082
My future.

>>905083
refer to this image >>905079