new thread >>905727

When I went to Dans earlier I noticed someone around the corner from me had christmas decorations over their front door and windows, seems a bit early to me.

Isn't Iran backed by Russia?

this thread sucks
you could have just edited the title on the other one

>>905742
this thread is infinitely better than your failed thread

Fill my trolley daddy

drinking
not going out tonight
not posting how much petrol cost
not posting in this thread further

Garn join the ADF reserves. You neets want anything?

>>905746
A couple of RPGs please.

>>905748
One of us said they'd make one the other day.

>>905746
*IDF

i might become a zoroastrian

>>905745
In the zone!
😁

>>905753
hot!

Got a McCripsy meal with additional large chips. Gluttonous. Scoffed it down fast too, absolutely stuffed now

>>905758
stuffed from just that? your weakness sickens me

>>905759
I'm a fake nurgler

It's been a stressful day. Had an early feed and garn an early night sleep.

>>905651
Apply a soothing cream.

>>905761
did you have to send out an email?

>>905761
Goodnight.

>>905727
my compliments on the pepe

>>905761
night babe

>>905600
Joke is that Hast

Went to buy chia seeds but somehow accidentally bought 1kg of quinoa. Monglyfe.

>>905771
Chatgpt says I can make porridge with it.

>>905742
Be grateful pariston hasn't made you pay THE ULTIMATE PRICE for trying to make a thread and failing.

>>905755
Still watching it.

Buckwheat, quinoa, chia seeds.
These should form the backbone of every healthy NEET's diet.

>>905775
What can you actually make with that shit?

>>905772
can chatgpt do your shopping for you since you're incapable?

>>905776
shit

So the joke is that the King in Yellow is called the Unspeakable or the Who Shall Be Not Named. Or something like that not entirely sure about the exact words of that alias.

>>905604
Well cushioned.

>>905778
When Monk develops the app, yes.

>>905776
Anything you might use oats, rice or pasta for.

>>905778
Rude!

>>905781
so never

>>905784
It's no doubt on his list to be actioned.

>>905781
Monk is gonna turn his life around today, I just have a feeling.

>>905780
>King in Yellow
Never read it, but we might play some of the audiobook on womboflix on halloween.

>>905786
Trust the plan.

>>905786
As soon as he develops the app that does the turning.

This Saturday Shib's will be streaming Death Proof, so no womboflix movie.

On Sunday womboflix will be playing the big daddy of crime films, The Godfather (1972). Written by Mario Puzo, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino and Marlon Brando. We may watch it over two nights.

Monk turned his life around

Feeling pekish.

>>905795
My exact dietary choices.

>>905794
I told you he had this. When monk sets his mind to something, nothing can stop him.

>>905793
>Puzo
Means "someone who farts" or "that thing where the fart comes" =arsehole.

Holy shit, the iranians have launched a giant flying squid to attack israel.

>>905797
Thank you for your report. We will cherish it, print it, frame it, hang it to the wall.

>>905801
Thanks jannie ❤️

>>905801
This post just needs
>/ausneets/
For a banner.

>>905745
Brat spring era.

>>905795
Where can I get one of these in australia? Asking for this fat mate of mine.

>>905806
I don't know soz

>>905805
Fuck off.

>>905795
Would eat.

Fuck on.

>>905806
You will have to make your own.

>>905811
Sorry meant to say your friend will have to make his own.

>>905812
I can already feel his woe.

>>905813
He's inside of (you)

>>905808
Heartstopper is out tomorrow.

Quinoa on the stove. Takes fucking ages.

>>905816
Have a nap while it's cooking.

>>905814
Doubt it, he's a proper fat cunt.

>>905816
>Quinoa
It smells like bird seed.

rape

Nothing good to watch on youtube
Nothing good to eat at the supermarket
Nothing good to read about online
It's been so long I don't even know normal people do outside of their computer screen
It's all over for me, I'm just an observer or life, not an active participant

>>905823
NEET lyfe.

>>905823
(you) need some life fuel

>>905823
Play some vidya.

>>905825
Thanks Dan.

>>905825
That would make things interesting and vibrant again yes

>>905826
Don't have my gayming pc

I want to smell some Pidge seed.

>>905824
/neetlyfe/

>>905828
play doom

Took my used coffee grinds outside to dump in the bushes, but when I tossed them in there I triggered a rustling sound that lasted for a good 15 seconds. I reckon I dumped them on our local possum while he was in the bushes. Hope the little guy likes coffee and is ok with vittoria mountain grown.

>>905832
lol

>>905831
I can vouch for doom with the brutality mod, fucking based as.

>>905832
He will be scratching at your front door in the morning for some more.

>>905837
Neat little rascal.

>>905838
If only we knew.

Can barely keep my eyes open but its too early for bed

>>905840
I had a coffee at 6:30pm before.

>>905840
line 10 goto bed

I was talking to my brother and he referred to Hungary as "Hungaria" before correcting himself.

>>905843
He wasn't wrong.

>>905844
That is very old fashioned in English.

>>905845
Used in Hungarian.

>>905846
How does its usage differ from Magyarország?

>>905847
It has a nationalistic overtone (can even imply "Greater Hungary"), used in historical or literary context way more than in common speech; or used as a cheer in sports.
Not used in official documents, where Magyarország is acceptable (although the official name is Magyar Köztársaság = Republic of Hungary, mirror translation: Hungarian Republic, noone ever writes that onto some form or on a letter or anything).
Commonly Magyarország is used.

>>905848
Ahh, thanks.

I love monk.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-29/racist-attacks-in-tasmania-make-chinese-immigrant-feel-unsafe/104404158
>Chinese woman living in Tasmania considering leaving because of racist abuse from teens
Tiffin you fucking chad

>>905852
The Taxmanian keeps himself busy.

>>905832
>vittoria mountain grown
Sounds nice.

>>905833
xx

>>905839
A very relevant tiktok. Well done.

Weber shoved an entire rock melon up my arse once.

>>905854
I feel personally attacked.

>>905858
A cuntelope.

>>905852
I hate to disappoint you but the 'racist abusers' are probably somalian niggers.

>>905858
what did he use for lube?

>>905861
Yeah, the fact that they ask for money first and then mock her accent is the giveaway.

>>905860
kek

>>905864
goon +

All I needed was some good concentration music and I was able to focus enough to do some coding. I really have all the answers I need, I know what the right things to do are, I just don't do them enough.

>>905867
This sounds like a sales pitch for Monk's new AI assistant.

Woke up. Brushed teeth. Time to do something with the day's remaining few hours. Like watching movies and drinking beer.

>>905869
Sounds like a plan.

Fell asleep. Woke up. Woe.

Goddamn I'm a mong, got a reply to my email 7 hours ago, didn't notice it.

>>905869
What movies are we watching chief?

I regret that quinoa. I wish it was chia instead.

Might have another coffee just to limp me along to midnight when I go to bed properly.

>>905873
Kill Bill Vol.2

>>905874
many such cases
>>905876
A man of culture!

>>905871
Morning.

>>905876
Vol.3 where it really gets good.

Time to think about sleep. Might check out youtube for some bedtime videos.

Had a coffee. Having a glass of water. Need to stay up.

going to commit a war crime in albania

might play that racist doom mod that was outlawed around the world

>>905883
The race war one?

>>905884
you read my mind

Think it's time for a cheeky little camomile to help me sleep.

>>905883
Sounds racist.

That neet that went to Cronulla high school, is he still here? He was here in 2020 or so.

>>905892
who?

>>905893
I don't remember his name, just that there was a NEET here that went there.

neet loremasters amaze me, I can never remember obscure posts from 2024

>>905894
???

>>905896
Someone mentioned it. He posted a video made there during a bomb threat and told some stories or something. I think he went there in 2007 or so.

>>905897
You have a queen of spades tramp stamp

big humming noise outside, might be aliens

I got girlfriend experience from a chia pet once.

had a dream for a few seconds, dreamed I'd left a block of butter on the floor

Bloody huntsmans are out again. Had one in the bedroom the other night. They move so scarily fast.

A three hour afternoon nap earlier has thrown me out of rhythm. Wide awake. Late night NEET.

>>905907
Iktf

>>905909
Those types don't grow old with any dignity. Brain fried, body falling apart.

>>905903
Huntsmans are bros, whitetails are cunts

Russian influencer falls to her death while singing on night out

>>905911
I hate orbs and those ones that look a bit like ants

>>905910
Lives of the horndogs.

Under the influencer.

>>905913
>those ones that look a bit like ants
Yes they are nasty bits of work.

>>905917
I think theyre the ones that have been biting my legs. I have no proofs, but hate them anyway.

woe

meow

>>905921
I'm up.

1hr til alarm. Starting to feel sleepy.

>no-doz is on special
>they've only discounted it by 65 cents
FUCK YOU WOOLIES

is going trick or treating as a 21 year old degenerate?

>>905925
Not as degenerate as being a 44 year old trick or treater.

>>905926
what are u going as?

>>905927
Butterball, I have the body type to pull it off.

>>905928
You look well.

>>905930
thank you neet, I like to take care of myself

Morndings. 0 standards and 8 hours of sleep. Feeling absolutely chipper, lots of pep in my step.
Back to reality and going to make the most of the day, for real this time

>>905932
Let's go!

>>905932
Good work King (👑)!

Shouldnt have gone back to sleep

>>905936
you need all the sleep you can get neet

>>905918
They don't even inside houses

>>905932
I'm your only reality

wanna move to somewhere without spiders

>>905940
Ask elom if you can go to mars

>>905941
He is a space invader.

Loked at linkedin. No wonder people want to die for israel.

>>905941
but there are spiders from mars, david bowie warned us about them

Yummo

>>905945
What application is that?

>>905946
Cronometer

>>905947
Does it have a library of products or do you have to enter the details of everything you buy?

>>905948
It has a big library of foods. Some are official from the AU/NZ foods standards database and others are crowd sourced from users. Haven't eaten anything that I couldn't find on there, and the interface allows you to create meals, add foods to favourites, search by recent, etc.

>>905949
So it could come up with a KFC diet for weight loss?

>>905950
FFS, a trillion computerised neurons trained on the sum total of humanity's knowledge and yet unable to solve our most fundamental and pressing problem.

FFS

>>905909
Poor old Molly, he deserved better.

>>905951
>healthier menu options
Why even bother.

Fuck it, gonna acquire. Wagon tomorrow.

3 hours he lasted

>>905957
>>905958
Thats it then, all hope is lost.

You all fall for the impersonator far too easily. I just went for a 20 minute walk out in the sun. Having some orange juice now. Keeping that metabolism up.
Garn do 3 hours straight of coding

That reminds me, what happened to that neet who claimed the cops raided his neighbour?

Tab closed

FFS, found a bit of plastic film stuck inside my oven, for the past few weeks everything I've cooked in there has been getting an extra dash of mirocplastics and fumes.

>>905965
Just a bit extra seasoning on everything.

wish there were cute girls in my class

Blowfly weather
Time to become a bugspray sniper again

>>905953
he's a faggot

Two wages complete.

>>905969
I was sad when he didn't die or get made a quad from that ladder fall.

How’s the canola oil today

back on the ufo docos

>>905975
Also having some coopers

>>905969
There is no stigma any more.

>>905975
There is no stigma any more.

monk was afool yo stop acquring, alcohol is AWESOME

I slept with the roller shutters up last night. I woke up shortly before the alarm went off but it was much more pleasant waking up to the sunlight. I should start doing it more. I felt more like I woke up rather than having been woken.

rejoined the paranormal dicord servers I left back in 2020, sliding backwards

>>905980
vampire bats can fly in and feed upon your blood

>>905982
through glass? fool

Getting a late night therapist visit is the main concern. Adelaide is only 2,176 km from Joondalup.

>>905981
Why not /x/?

Woke up all sweaty. Been having some bad dreams lately.

I told you not to have cheese before bed.

Off to Woolies.

>>905988
I need some cheese please.

>>905971
Well waged.

>>905989
You need a proper diet and exercise regimen.

3rd instant, feeling absolutely primo. Calm, attentive, focused. Life in ascent

>>905988
Chicken chips from the deli please

>>905993
You're gonna make it.

>>905994
A mistake. The buffalo wings are where it's at.

>>905980
This was how the boongs lived for 60k years. Up with the sun and down when it's out.

Wish I could find a time portal that could take me back to the 1980s, the last truly based decade.

>>905996
A kilo of those too!

Regreting my drinking, this could've been a productive morning, a productive day.

>>905997
so why are they asleep in the square during the day?

>>906000
No it couldn't have. You're an alcoholic.

I haven't seen the North Terrace boongs in ages. I wonder if they got moved on?

>>906003
Migratory packs. Might be in the Port or back at the creek in Salisbury.

Second mongster down the hatch.

7th choof in the lungs

Garn play goblin

>>906007
what did he mean by this?

Kreacher is literally me.

>>906001
Bite your arse

>>906009
clean my house bitch

ALL FUCKING MUGGLES MUST FUCKING HANG

I hate gryffindor so much it's unreal.

Luna Lovegood is alright though.

>>906001
They are able to send their spirits back to ancient times undreamt of by white men, to the age when possums were apex predators and grew to the size of elephants and ruled the earth.

ffs I hate spring, why can't winter last forever?

finna

>>906016
already sweating?

>>906017
Don't be fooled by this imposter, monk is not finna acquire.

>>906014
She was in ravenclaw.

>>906019
how am being an imposter?

Desire to acquire chicken wings rising.

>>906018
Us bigger units are designed to efficiently conserve warmth during the cold times. We can't cope with heat.

>>906020
TGD then.

Twice yesterday I saw a girl walking down Rundle Mall with a cane before. I had a quick search on tiktok and supposedly it is a trend with the disability larp type. They both looked like what you'd expect.

>>906026
Cruisey's Angels

>>906026
chicks love being victims

wish I had a huge cock

>>906030
one was just posted on /xxx/

4 hours of coding and I finally have some navigation tabs in my react native project

>>906032
Going well neet.

taken me until 4pm to have lunch, total fuck up today

>>906032
Gave up C?

>>906036
my exact exactness

Getting angry trying to learn figma, its gay and convoluted

>>906038
figma dick in your arse!

Had enough, flipping out, gonna play some hitman.

garn gym, youse want anyfink?

>>906041
(1) creepshot thnx

Test

>>906043
And ah, one for my mate too.

Another 45 minutes of my life that I'll never get back wasted on vidya.

jesus VB tastes like shit
no wonder monk is a retart

Just ordered a hundred bucks of food. somehow no food

>>906048
Tendies status? Chocolate? Sugar cubes?

>>906047
If it's good enough for Barnaby it's good enough for you.

>>906050
I'm drinking it and can feel the retarded spreading through me. Barnaby is end stage.

We're entering the warmer months and you know what that means. I am making entire weekends my devotional to Black cock and not leaving the house.

Literally spent half the day gooning and left the blinds open. I no longer give a shit if my neighbors see BBC in all its holy might thrusting away on my TV screen. Imagine if we all start flying our fresk flags high and make this shit mainstream. There could be government programs to support interracial porn in the future.

>>906051
Soon you will be a full blood boong.

>>906044
>>906047
>>906052
Hmmm.

>>906055
I thought you might be a banned neet because your post was needlessly critical of monk.

>>906056
He hates monk

>>906057
Jealousy.

Can't understand how anyone here could be disappointed in monk. Simply does not make sense.

Monk found numerous buffer overflows, use-after-free bugs, and format string vulnerabilities in Weber's C code once.

>>906030
In your arse or mouth?

Coles literally force you to buy six (6) Vietnamese (incorrectly labled as "Bahn Mi") rolls and give them an expiration date twenty three (23) hours and fifty nine (59) minutes from the time they were baked. Utterly ridiculous. Before the hoax that was COVID-19, a bachelor could purchase a single roll from a supermarket. Now he has to purchase at least six (6) and doesn't even have the option of freezing them.

>>906052
Wow you're really cool

>>906061
kek, good one

>>906062
He thinks he can't freeze them

>>906065
You can, but they'll come out just as stale as they are heading into the freexer. Perhaps even worse.

>>906067
Skibidi?

>>906062
They should just ask McDonalds what they put in their cheeseburger bun mix that allows them to not decompose for a decade.

>>906066
Try dipping in water then heating in an oven.

Boongs been around at least six times longer than this mexican place and didn't manage anything similar.

>>906070
If I'm firing the oven up I might as well make my own frigging roll.

It's fucking stupid too. I can still put my hands into the vegetable bins and molest all of the tomatos or whatever, but a pair of tongs into a bread roll bin is somehow a hazmat issue

>>906049
only stupid healthy foods, can't be bothered cooking, nothing I can just eat

>>906075
Fruit and veg is supposed to be washed before consumption. You're getting worked up over silly things.

>>906073
Do you think that AI grill can fit the whole cob up her?

I don't buy fruit and veg that isn't pre-packed because I don't like the bad homes touching it.

I wash my bread with detergent and then soak it in bleach.

>>906078
On the paid version of that AI generator, she does.

>>906065
You cant

>>906077
yeah how dare he not want to pay six times the price

A NEET once got yelled at by an old lady for squeezing the avocados, once.

Just eat all six of them in one go you skelly retard.

Weber's sack feels like an overly ripe and mushy avocado.

I squeeze the loaves to feel if they're ripe. Tongs are not used.

>>906089
I only buy my bread from baker's delight to avoid people like you.

>>906090
Bakers Delight doesn't even exist in a 20 kilometer radius of me because of all the fucking poor and third world scums

>>906091
correction 18.3 km

>>906091
Bakers delight is for poor and third world scum.

>>906092
Isnt there one in the centre?

>>906093
yeah but the worst that happens is the tattooed crack whore behind the counter just informs you you can get 3x for some amount instead of just 1x. she doesn't force the issue.

>>906094
Yeah OK Doctor Who just let me get in the Tardis and go back to 2008

>>906095
She will not understand why you wouldnt get the deal

>>906097
listen bitch, I want one apricot lattice and two dinner rolls

>>906096
I thought there was one in salisbury or hollywood too. Was certain of it.

>>906098
A pack of 4 is only 20c more.

>>906099
mawson lakes and still the ghetto
18.3 km to gawler is the only respectable option and still fucking retarded

oh oh just let me put my stab proof vest on and go to munno para and try not to get spotted by davo

>>906101
That bakers delight is shit too. I dont think they do any baking there.
The bakery in blair athol, on main north sells them. They do decent stuff, just shit to park on main north.
I think the asian bakery at the south sells bahn mi bread.

>>906071
>>906072
would rape her!

>>906102
Can you get me a crab soup and a couple wantons from the red dragon please?

I bet he hasnt been to Munno to see how it's all done up and fancy now.

>>906104
You rape my gf I'll shoot you

Bakeries will not be a thing for much longer. They are all just focused on tarts and pizza rolls and shit you'd eat with a coffee. Glorified cafes

>>906107
I went there today to get some jack stands

Haven't even seen a BD in over ten years.

>>906111
Didnt any of the lizbef ones have any?

The Leigh Street Bakehouse is nice. The girls there are lovely.

>>906114
You could put a 30 cal round through his head and not make the slightest bit of difference.

>>906115
No. Been stolen by women with prams.

>>906110
There are lots around. They wont be if you just get everything from coles and woolies.

teh commune will be in sa

>>906117
you'll die trying, sicko

>>906116
oh oh just let me put on my stab proof vest and kevlar helmet and get a 45 minute train ride to adelaide on the gawler line (running 20 minutes behind schedule) and then walk to fucking leigh st

>>906116
How long have you known about this?

>>906116
Ive dated all of them.

>>906122
seems reasonable to me
>walk
nevermind

>>906123
he mentioned it weeks ago

>>906122
Gonna cry? Gonna "out of here" again little wimpy boy?

>>906124
>dated
*raped

>>906107
I went to the Lizbef shops the other day and I was shocked at how much nicer it is there than Munno Para. Weber has things pretty good really.

>>906129
You have no idea. You probably went straight to yd. for some fucking pastel coloured pants and then got a fucking smoothie at Boost Juice.

Danish fetta is good value, mostly because yellow cheese is shit and expensive at the same time

>>906122
I just duck in there as I'm heading home.
>>906123
A few weeks now.
>>906124
Even the one that looks just like my mother?!

https://www.realestate.com.au/property/30-railway-tce-e-snowtown-sa-5520/

How we get Tiffy to join.

>>906132
>Even the one that looks just like my mother?!
especially that one
she likes it up the blurter

>>906130
No, I just walked around because I was stuck at the lizbef train station due to some big delay.
I maintain that the Lizbef shops are much nicer than the Munno Para shops.