Way too fuckin early

Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

>>916020
Zoomers raped my dad and murdered my mum.

i wish i got to rape fanny kaplan before she was executed

I'm a 25 year old zoomer. How old are you neets?

FFS you mongs. I'm locking this thread until we finish the other one.

This thread is still locked

>>916112
Then how are you posting?

>>916113
I DON'T KNOW!!!

>>916086
Add it to tomorrows list.
>>916088
The girls at golden swan look nice. Get two of them.
>>916095
No. It's 6months out from when it should be.
>>916101
I bet you didnt wait.

Saw this the other day.

For halloween movies, I think we'll see:

Thursday afternoon: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thursday evening: The Nun

Sunday: Longlegs

Does this order suit everyone?

Also, none of you told me Marnie has all the attributes of a middle aged ex green card marriage (until he died) ex pattaya bar girl. I bet she has veiny wrists.

>>916117
Thank you. I'm looking forward to longlegs.

>>916118
We didn't want to spoil the suprise

>>916120
Might get her to adjust my hem.

>>916060
85

Wonder what mongaro deleted when he decimated the board.

Tehran Times has become my go to news outlet.

>>916124
Iran is just a variant of Aryan

Saw more massage joints while I was out driving today. How long has this been going on for? Were massage/tug joint everywhere back when we were kids?

>>916126
Some suburbs seem to have heaps of them and others have none.

in 2 minutes i will get up and do some exercise no cap

>>916060
Old enough to remember when this country was full of white people and video stores instead of gooks and tug joints.

>>916129
And before that it was full of boongs and possums.

>>915992
Nice.

>>916014
Well bantered.

>>916068
Its a good one.

Do you NEETs know of a good nose hair trimmer?
One that doesn't hurt.

>>916101
Sounds good.

>>916102
Are you being taken to the equestrian centre?

I hosed down the car. It had been getting hard to see out the windows.

I'm going to have to buy a $15 kmart shirt to wear with my suit to a funeral. A new low in my deadshit life

>>916126
They are a staple of a sophisticated society.

>>916130
Performing the same service.

>>916141
what's so bad about that?

>>916135
I have a cheap one from reject shop or cheap as chips. Its lasted at least 5 years, I think it was only $2

i identify as a non-binary black woman of east asian descent

>>916141
See Marnie

>>916141
I don't understand. That seems fine and normal.

>>916146
With big boob?

>>916150
i got a mastectomy

>>916145
I have one but it feels uncomfortable and afterwards there is blood. I want to upgrade.

Had the terriyaki and santa fe cheeseburgers from carls jnr.
Neither were great.

>>916152
I think you're using it wrong.

Going to return my library books then have a massage

>>916155
good reads?

>>916155
>massage
Happy ending?

>St Peter's Bakehouse
Still dont understand how they fucked up Vilis.

>>916153
NEET you are eating two meals at a time.

>>916159
he's a growing neet

>>916156
One was elevation by Stephen king. Average story
The other one was by Lee child but
I didn't read because I'm reading other books so I'm returing it

>>916157
I want an actual massage so I'll try the one near the one I go to

>>916144
I was raised to dress better i wear trackies and thongs every day

>>916161
>Stephen king
into the trash it goes

>>916163
sounds like you were raised by snobs, clothes are clothes so long as they're clean and look good

>>916164
I used to like him so I tried one recently. Ought to donate all of his books to the library or vinnies

>>916166
He had some good ones back in the day.

>>916167
Yeah his early stuff is good.
Every time I've tried one of his mote recent ones it feels like I've already read it.

>>916167
True

>>916165
I'd turn my nose up at you if you showed up at church in jeans.

>>916171
What if he turned up in trackies?

>>916169
That is a good price.

>>916172
He wouldn't be let in.

If I was a zoomer
I'd blame everything on boomers
And then shove my iphone up my arse
If I was a zoomer
I'd whine about boomers
And spend my whole dolecheque on some grass

>>916173
Yeah, pretty good. I'd prefer a weber boig any day though.

>>916174
No shirt no service

>>916175
>dolecheque
Doléçecque
I was trying to make it look French and classy, instead it looks Bulgarian and retarded.

>>916178
Circus de dolecheque

>>916177
Even tuggers expect that as a minimum.
Some of you NEETs needed harder beltings to learn decorum.

>>916179
I think I've seen that on Peachy Rd.

>>916141
Don't go, that's precious goon money.

>>916143
Imagine the cute little possum fingers wrapped around your boongshaft.

>>916181
kek

Having a roast beef cheese and pickle sandwich
With six slices of beef

>>916180
>beltings
*wankings

>>916183
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

>>916188
I wank wearing a white lace glove to make it more classy

>>916187
Spring gulley?
Better not be that 3 3's shit.

>>916191
I'll spring your gully

I didn't mind the 'original' nick cage one.

might play hitman for a bit, avoid doing any work

>>916193
An underdog of a movie.

>>916193
Nick Cage can make anything good
He is like chicken salt

Why the mods delete my lily pic?

>>916198
Kek

>>916198
>minimal immediate threat
You're ngmi fam.

>>916200
Was kind of offended ngl

Joker: (singing)
>Oh, in Arkham’s walls, we’ve got our rules,
>But I’m here to break ‘em, and oh, aren’t they fools?
>“Raping” they call it, a crime most severe,
>But isn’t it funny? Let’s give them a cheer!

>Rapes, Rapes, oh what a plight,
>A fling with joy? Oh, what a fright!
>A splash of terror, a squishy embrace,
>In a world of madness, let’s quicken the pace!

>So come on, my friends, let’s cause a stir,
>In this sad little world, let’s give them a blur!
>“Raping” they say is a crime most unkind,
>But who cares for laws when you’re losing your mind?

>With every Rape, we’re breaking the chains,
>Laughter erupts, oh, can’t you feel the gains?
>So lets up the Rapes, let the good times roll,
>In Arkham’s dark heart, we’ll reclaim our soul

>>916197
Guess they wern't a fan.

They're coming...

>>916204
bean and gone

>>916203
He must be an incel

Grego looks taxed in his recent vid

>>916196
Truly the most competant of the Coppola family

Just wanna eat and eat and eat.

>>916209
You're a growing NEET.

Wage off. One goon wont hurt.

>>916211
Well waged. You've earned a moderate goon.

>>916209
Get some nuts and sultanas and eat them when you feel the urge.

>>916211
Treat yourself with a choof too.

Nibble nobbys nuts

>>916211
One little crack rock won't do you any harm

>>916207
He woke up with a massive case of the munchies.

Had my chiggen schnitzel.
Motherbat gave me red jelly, diced peaches, and choggy custard for pudding.
Having a cab sauv now.

>>916218
She is a good bat. Are you taking her shopping tomorrow?

>>916207
He's not getting any younger, all the choof and goon is taking a toll.

>>916218
Sounds good.

>>916218
Noice.

They came...

They are travelling in an airship in the book I'm reading and several times now have mentioned the galley cum lounge which sounds vile.

>>916219
Yes. I have to take her to get blood drawn first, then we will break our fast at the bakery, and then she needs to go and sign her tax return (she got a bill for $10,000 for her bank interest lol), and then I will take her for a proper supermarket shop.
I noticed she bought me that yucky Monster Ultra Rosa instead of Pipeline Punch when I was snooping in the fridge.

>>916226
>$10,000 for her bank interest
She must have very extensive savings.

>>916226
>Ultra Rosa instead of Pipeline Punch
She tries her best. They all must be very confusing for her. The things the kids drink these days.

>>916227
I guess so. I don't ask and don't want to know. She had already paid $6k of the $10k as they make her pay quarterly tax installments.

>>916227
Scrooge McBat

>>916228
The cans are both 'pink' (for some definition of pink).

>>916225
The NEET hovel cum goon cave.

>>916220
nonsense, goon has a rejuvenatory effect on most people, and choof is full of vitamin c, combine them both with a bit of nicotine vaping to strengthen the old arteries up and you're basically an unaging immortal.

>>916233
The choof heads all think it has magical health-giving properties. Cures everything. Meanwhile they are coughing up black stuff into the sink.

>>916234
that's harmful bacteria leaving the body, that's all

some boomer in the corvette club sent out message to everybody in his contacts list about his email getting hacked and now I'm getting the replies from random numbers

>>916234
Imagine how much black gunk non choofheads must have in them!

>>916218
When did you go to bats?

I posted a photo of the black gunk I coughed into the sink once.

>>916238
this arvo

>>916240
Long stay?

It might be a gambling debt from when she took the sim card out.

>>916241
I'll go back Thursday morning

>>916226
She needs to get her eyes checked, they are clearly different shades of pink.

>>916243
I beg your pardon?

>>916229
You should get her to put some into the stockmarket.

And be her accounts manager
>>916229

>>916244
Must be good

>>916230
She could buy some real estate and get renters to fund her bus outings.

>>916240
Ah. I missed that post.
Can you get me a chicken and mushroom pie and a lemon tart from the port elliot bakery please.

>>916251
>the port elliot bakery
I'm not lining up for 25 minutes and paying $30 for two items.

>>916252
>lining up for 25 minutes
That's an exaggeration.

>>916252
Whats the other bakery you go to?
The german one.

Ya mum

>>916253
Is that the one on the main rd, near the 'bearded woman' restaurant?

>>916254
I get my pepper pies from The Harbour Bakery (Victoria St).
Motherbat wants to get toasted sandwiches and coffee tomorrow morning at the Ocean Street Bakehouse (Ocean St).

>>916256
I am not aware of a bakery on that road. Mum's Beard has also gone and been replaced with something else. I noticed the sign change this evening.

Depressed. Doing nothing. Physically fine but mentally monged.

>>916258
I got confused. Mums beard was near maccas, sort of.
Theres a bakery furth in to victor near the organic food place and past the drakes. Not the one I was thinking of.
Is the one across from the pub Pt Elliot, where the line is often really long?

>>916260
Go for a walk and some fresh air.

>>916260
Do something!

>>916261
>Is the one across from the pub Pt Elliot, where the line is often really long?
yes

>>916264
Are there any in goolwa or middleton?

Wagoid babble 🤮

33 hours goon-free.

>>916267
Good work NEET.

This thread is full of jews.

>>916267
Alcohol withdrawal is dangerous, you need to keep drinking

>>916265
Middleton bakery is popular. The pies are huge (tall/deep).
There's two bakeries in Goolwa, both alright.

>>916270
Your posts are full of mews.

>>916272
No wonder I am getting confused.
Tall deep pies sound good.

>>916270
We need a Hitler to gas them

😱

Just a little relax before the doing of things begins.

>>916279
Doing things bad

The only good thing to do is give me money in exchange for medicine

Booze cruise to Dan's

>>916282
The alien invasion was a long time ago.

Sober for the rest of the night

>>916283
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤠

>>916285
Bad decision

Fried onions and cabbage with chilli sauce

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

>>916289
kek

>>916290
Niiice

>>916294
That's the sound she makes while being pounded

>>916295
Is the WOW afterwards?

How many 1kg bags of Allen's mixed favourites could you go through?

>>916297
at least two

>>916297
Only 1, I'd want to save room for burger rings, chocolates, dip...the good stuff in life.

>>916287
Autopilot activated

Kek it is very desperate for attention today

>>916298
Winner winner chicken dinner.

>>916301
What is?

>>916303
He does this from time to time, best to ignore him

>>916267
Well done

I might try doing some 'freelance' dev work on Upwork. Quite a few 'fix wordpress dropdown menu' for $15, could be something to do

>>916308
Gotcha!

>>916311
Give it a shot it can't hurt.

>>916311
Sounds do-able.

>>916315
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>916308
We have a no girls allowed policy here. You'll have to leave.

>>916316
If you lose money through working does cenno increase your payment?

>>916311
Monk you can't let this cut into important things in your life, like your drinking time.

>>916319
Maybe the thing to do is set up a company, have all payments go to it, so it doesn't affect your cenno.

Raping you :3

>>916322
You rim horses

>>916324
No.

Stallman only owns out of copyright versions of mein kampf. Open source isn't actually about freedom, it's just jews trying to avoid paying for stuff.

>>916326
You Rimworld

>>916327
Free Open Source Software != open source software

Feel like being a billionaire

What you're refering to as Free Open Source Software, is in fact, Free/Libre Open Source Software, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Free plus Libre Open Source Software.

>>916332
Nerd words

Possum told me there ain't no such thing as a free lunch once.
And then he ate my lunch.

>>916325
RIP.

>>916332
Well bantered.

>>916334
Did he pay you for it?

>>916331
Can you spot me 2 million, pay you back next cenno cheque.

>>916337
No he just took it and ate it.

>>916339
Guess that makes him a liar.

>>916073
We need something like this

>>916340
He said he was teaching me about economics.

>>916342
Straight up economics?

>>916330
moar liek open sores am i rite

>>916344
Give 'im a turn.

Big dinner. Having trouble getting through it

>>916315
This I s very cool
What are the dotted lines on the golden triangle?

>>916346
You can do it NEET.

Flopped 😅

rape

gape

>>916332
Bleep bloop windows just werks

>>916334
Audible chortle

Been smoted by Davo with a glove recently?

Getting to the point where I want to go to bed early not because I'm tired, but just because I'm lazy.

>>916355
Waking up too early sucks though

I keep wondering what happened to the young man I used to be who liked to stay up late writing code and talking on irc.

Might get some mr kipling cakes tomorrow, I remember them as being quite nice.

>>916357
That happened 2 or 3 times.

The Long War was also very good.
Onto The Long Mars now.

Some of these horror movies you guys wanted look pretty scary, ngl

I was watching behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon. A mockumentary of slasher movies. Decent movie so far

I wanna ask Justin Sledge some questions, but I dunno if he would answer random questions in the comments from a no-name like me. Does he have ama sessions?

Ok neets, garn bed, hope I sleep well.

>>916363
You need to drop the kike

>>916363
You probably need to drop him some shekels. Does he have a patreon?

>>916364
Good night.

>>916367
And a super thanks, just below.

I just googled that Sledge guy it says he was involved in a school shooting.

Going bed, noneye

>>916370
Probably a Palestinian school

Goodnight. bed time

>>916373
>>916371
Good night.

There’s a fuck off big moth flying around my room

Blessica Blimpson

>>916344
Open Soros

>>916352
Sure but you have to wait half an hour after boot so most of the processes that stealing resources for their own selfish reasons stop doing that. Then literally a 30 seconds wait time for everything you do. You open a directory, wait 30 seconds. You open an application, you wait 30 seconds. You check on the constant flow of alerts, you wait 30 seconds. etc etc.
While windows just werks, you spend half your time waiting.
And it's hardware independent, no matter how good your pc is, it'll always suck.

>>916363
Just write an comment and wait. You lose nothing.

>>916377
Fr fr no cap on god fam

>>916379
I've no idea what that means.

Mon Mothma in my bedroom.

>>916379
Poorly bantered.

>>916380
That's why Allah gave us Crystal Meth! Inshallah

>>916382
🙄

>>916385
The CIA has tools to hack chips in cars, trucks, planes, and medical devices which could be used to make assassinations look like accidents.

🤡🌏

Zoomer smiley persona is the worst one yet

>>916388
Emojis aren't zoomer

frontal cortex receives massively reduced blood flow pairing with an already below average developed left lobe resulting in a perpetual state of dead ass tired and locked in your skull, devoid of motivation/joy

>>916390
How to fix?

>>916391
no

>>916392
Duuuude weeeeeed lmao

>>916358
I am quite partial to a cherry bakewell

I was supposed to just have a little rest. Now I have lots of things to do.

>>916370
nobody's perfect

Still haven't done my tasks.

>>916398
Good morning

>>916400
No it isn't, I'm going back to sleep.

harrump

I hate that greasy latino Santana and that stupid song of his they play on the boomer radio all the time.

>>916403
Cruisey likes it.

Present that little fucking hole to me NOW!

having a shower for the first time since the 5th after my mondster

>>916406
You'll be nice and clean.

showered

>>916403
Smoothe is one of my themesongs.

That stupid Michael Jackson song was on the radio while I was in the shower. I know because Motherbat is waddling around the house singing "Billie Jean washing machine" over and over.

Got a very big day, and a few more big ones. Only a couple of hours sleep.

>>916412
Handsome devil.

Wonder what type of pastries he's going to get me for morning tea.

My anal wafts smell like lamb curry.

>>916416
Did you eat lamb curry recently?

>>916415
I'm going to get you some nipple pasties and you will dance for me.

Sucking & Fucking

Shucking & Jiving

Gonna fix my life up today, achieve things

>>916422
Sounds do-able.

Wanna go out but I haven't had me morning poo yet. When did I become like this?

>>916425
When your mumma and your dadda came together and did the thing that they did

Neets what would your perfect halloween junk food binge look like?

>>916428
did it smell like lamb curry?

>>916425
This is your life now.

>>916426
morning m8

Want to go to costo and binge on the cheap food they sell at their cafe. Hopefully cruisey will take us with the rest of the mongs.

Good morning NEETs.

Morning NEET(?)

>>916429
KFC

I need confirmation from the BO
So it isn't banned anymore? Was some kind of backdoor discord deal made?

Did Clinpath, Woolies, Petrol Station, H&R Block, and BWS. All that is left to do is take Sweetie for a walk once the groceries have been put away.

>>916435
mording
good pepe

keke

This morning's scalp flakes.

>>916446
thats actually microplastics

>>916446
Save them and when you have enough you can make a pillow out of them.

>>916448
He could fashion them into a flat cap for Davo.

Had three (3) McVities Club Orange bars while Motherbat and Sweetie are out walking.

>>916439
All deals and power plays on ausneets involve some neet's backdoor. It's our basic unit of currency.

>>916429
Is it just coincidence I can see the phrase "Nerds crunchy nickers" in that arrangement of sweets?

Having some black forest ice cream for morning tea.

>>916453
You deserve it, NEET.

>>916454
Technically it's my second morning tea, my first was a couple of caramel salted iced rolls, but they were disappointing so I'm not counting them.

>>916455
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips...

Might play stellaris for a bit, build some megastructures.

Possum's panniculus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I wibble when I piddle
'cause my middle is a riddle
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend my tale or understand
As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
You can be my body but you'll never read my books
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm knobbled on the cobbles
'cause I hobble when I wobble
Swim!
So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,
fiddling, diddling, widd

Might put on some chicken kievs for luncheon. How many would you guys like?

>>916460
Who said she was dead.

>>916450
>>916441
Busy morning.

>>916461
Six of the best for me please.

>>916446
Disgusting.

Executive neets, do you ever fear that your chair will collapse under your bulk and the chair support will impale you anally?

>>916458
It swings low.

The Woolies tiger baguette was awful. Dry and flavourless.
There was no sourdough left. I can't eat these low class breads any more.

>>916460
He looks terrible.

ffs
she made me a sandwich on brown bread
I'm putting her in a home

>>916461
Four please.

>>916466
>the chair support will impale you anally
That's what happened to Boogie. I buy chairs that are specifically rated for the executive mass. 180kg on this one.

>>916470
Absolute morons.
Bet he upped the boost on the turbo too.

>>916470
All the mods and aftermarket add-ons void the warranty. God only knows what they had going on in there.

>>916471
She is thinking of your health.

>>916471
>brown bread
It is good for you. That is how she shows that she cares.

>>916474
The bull bar probably restricted the airflow in the front too.
If the snorkle mod removed the air filter or wasn't sealed properly, it could be sucking in all sorts of shite.

I got a haircut. It looks terrible. She barely spent any time on it.

>>916468
Can you please keep an eye out for any breads that have sun dried tomato baked into them? I keep wanting to buy some, can't find any.

Landcruisers are twin turbo v6 now? JUNK!

>>916470
If they wanted a tray top why didn't they buy a tray top instead of cutting up a perfectly fine car?

>>916480
>sun dried tomato
It has gone out of fashion. It used to be on everything a few years ago.

>>916482
Mongs are gonna mong.

Cashed up mongs.

>>916485
Got money for a 100k ute and another 30k worth of shitty mods, but don't want to stump up for the engine or transmission they destroyed

>>916470
also why would you tow a caravan down a beach? you can't tell me there wasn't a road running parallel to the beach

>>916487
>tow a caravan down a beach
while wearing your gay drone headset to take photos of your idiocy for instagram

>>916479
I'm sure you look good neet.

>>916490
>Then late at night when you're tucked into bed
I'll be holding onto him tightly

>>916460
I'm glad she is back. I had a pepper pie from the Leigh Street Bakehouse. I'm not quite sure it would be up to Weber's standards but it was pretty good.

>Your order is out for delivery today
My lube is coming.

>>916493
Big dry chain?

Fuck stellaris, this is too much work, may as well be a wagie.

>tfw paralysis by analysis
I want to do so much but I have no idea how to tackle it. I get anxious and depressed with every day passing, even if I do the things I want I drop them a couple of days after. It's not hard to do but I just have bad ADHD. Modafinil sucks I want my dexies back.

>>916496
(you) need to come see me

>>916496
>I want my dexies
A feel I know all too well

My lube arrived.

had a little nap, finally ready to start the day

meme

that boy ain't right