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NEET General #900 - Spring Edition NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No. 915064
Does the warmer weather improve your mood?

Old Thread: >>914005


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.915065 del
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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.915068 del
HECTOR!!!!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.915070 del
Spring has sprung
The grass has ris


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.915071 del
QUEENSLAND WORST LAND


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.915073 del
Terrible. Just terrible.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.915074 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.915075 del
>>915072
I typed in words and he randomly headbutted his keyboard.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.915076 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.915077 del
>>914939
You're abusing him.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.915078 del
>>914950
>I chortled a bit and sped up
You had the chance to be a hero.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.915079 del
good night (?)


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.915080 del
>>915078
He is to me.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.915081 del
>>915078
But not an hero.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.915082 del
>>915079
Too soon.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.915083 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.915084 del
>>915078
I carry neither water or an extinguisher in the daily.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.915085 del
plus based on the smoke shit was already out of control


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.915086 del
>>915084
You could have pee'd on the fire.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.915087 del
>>915084
>>915085
You could have provided comfort and support to that poor hysterical woman.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.915088 del
The real question is, how is the whisky?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.915089 del
>>915087
She's lucky she didn't explode like a hefty bag full of soup on that highway.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.915090 del
>>915088
It's good. Just started pebsi litres 1.5-3.0.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.915091 del
>>915090
Delightful, thank you.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.915092 del
Reminiscing about the Amstrad CPC 464s in primary school.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.915093 del
My apple has that been stored for a year taste.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.915094 del
>>915093
>taste
Good, bad?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.915095 del
>>915094
Not too bad, slight chemical flavour and a bit soft


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.915096 del
When are we visiting Big Fella next year? I need to block it out in my diary.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.915097 del
>>915092
What games where on them?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.915098 del
>>915093
Many such cases. Hard to get a good one now.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.915099 del
>>915096
He would not want to see us. I do not blame him.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.915100 del
>>915099
>The crowd of NEETs stand in the Hungarian street yelling and waving their arms about
>Slowly, almost imperceptibly the upstairs curtain is pulled closed


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.915101 del
>>915097
When we weren't made to do bullshit like word processing, we played some port of the text-only adventure game Adventure, a semi-graphical adventure game called Jara-Tava (which had multiple routes/endings), and some weird top-down Ghostbusters adaption.
Oh also Granny's Garden.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.915102 del
>>915099
Ovaltine will make him see us.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.915103 del
>>915099
I get the sense he is living off grid, scavanging for mushrooms in the forest to avoid buying food. He probably has a dark past he is hiding from.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.915104 del
>>915101
I think I remember grannys garden
Did you have to water the plants and chase rabbits away?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.915105 del
>>915104
I only remember not guessing the correct apple tree and telling it to steal her fucken teeth.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.915106 del
The problem with 1980s computer classes was it took 20 minutes to load the program on 30 fucking computers and then another 15 minutes to get every drooling retard kid back to the same screen, leaving maybe 15-25 minutes of game play.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.915107 del
Also I remember with that version of Adventure, if you got smart and didn't pick up the piece of paper and read the word 'plugh' and just used it to enter the house, that it would fuck your shit up six ways from Sunday later.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.915108 del
>>915106
We tried putting a music cassette into my mates commodore 64 and were very disappointed that nothing happened.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.915109 del
>>915103
Nah. He's alright. Grandpa Big Fella probably murdered a few jews back in the day, but whose Grandpappy didn't back then?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.915110 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.915111 del
>>915108
They actually used to broadcast games/programs over the radio that you could record onto a blank cassette and play in your C64. Back before jews and gays ruined the world.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.915113 del
>>915100
You joke, but I'd happily meet Big Fella, Ovaltine, and any NEETs (except the Queensland ones) at a Budapest pub on date A/B/C at time X:Y:Z, six months out or longer from now. I wouldn't impose myself beyond that on anybody.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.915114 del
>>915113
We can tell the queensland NEETs to go to the wrong airport terminal.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.915115 del
GregO is into a Steak and Pepper Pie


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.915116 del
why the fuck would he weigh a bakery pie? and then rip the top off, destroying its integrity? absolute fool of a man


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.915117 del
he's a fucken retard


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.915118 del
>Cruisey, Possum, and Weber up in First Class, sipping champagne and pretending they don't know the other NEETs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.915119 del
>>915113
I'd rock up at your house and drink milk out of the container.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.915120 del
>>915118
I bet Cruisey invoices it as a work trip.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.915121 del
>>915119
You mean my cum jug? There is no "milk" in the fridge.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.915122 del
The backyard naturalist has a new video.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.915123 del
>>915120
And invoice the rest of us as mong clients.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.915124 del
>>915118
>Weber causing a scene when his 7xl silk Qatar Airways pyjamas don't fit


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.915125 del
Note to self, always have black coffee when visiting NEETs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.915126 del
I'd make you refill NEETs cum jug after drinking it all.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.915127 del
>>915122
>backyard naturalist
very close to backyard nationalist if you ask me and my jewish friends


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.915128 del
>>915124
you know he swells up on long haul flights


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.915129 del
Papa Possum, why does Uncie Weber start talking about jews when he drinks pebsi?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.915130 del
>>915124
The stewardesses would be erotically hypnotised by the sight of his 3xl scorpion jacket draped over his shoulder, moaning to each other about how he looks exactly like ryan gosling from Drive


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.915131 del
>>915116
He is a spastic about pies. I thought I was bad.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.915132 del
Severely woed


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.915133 del
>>915127
He makes subtle based comments.
I think one video was about kicking those foreigner european magpies out.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.915134 del
>>915131
I mean how can you rate the integrity of a pie when you've ripped it apart?
How can you rate the taste of a pie when you're picking at the innards with a fork?
He is an absolute spastic, you're right.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.915135 del
>onion juice leakage flavour


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.915137 del
>>915132
Same here, and I never seem to sleep well anymore.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.915139 del
>>915130
just noticed pepe's pants have a wet patch on them in that picture


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.915140 del
>>915134
There is only one reason he has been in that part of the country, and it's not for the pies.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.915141 del
Have any neets here done a dopamine detox?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.915142 del
>>915139
they nearly always do


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.915143 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.915144 del
>>915123
He could say its a fact finding mission to see how Australian mongs behave in a foreign environment.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.915145 del
>>2810 is right, all you need is a push, a start, something to drive you towards something else than what your life is right now. I'd not recommend pseudo-suicide, but you need some kind of objective to start moving. Do you feel like shit? Change that, make that your objective. If being a parasite makes you feel bad, start helping in the house. Clean the rooms, do the dishes, make everything look neat, fix broken things, mow the lawn, wash the clothes. Start with something small, something that seems like a pain but that can still be done. Try to discipline yourself.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.915146 del
>>915130
They would be getting on the champers and giggling to each other about how they're going to ambush him in his drunken state, subduing him in a bedded suite and riding him like cowgirls


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.915148 del
>>915135
I have that problem sometimes.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.915149 del
>>915145
>2810
The catch up is on.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.915150 del
>>915141
Is that where you just lie in bed for a week staring at the ceiling?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.915151 del
>>915150
No, people normally suggest lifting or reading


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.915152 del
>>915149
It's gonna be a big one !


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.915153 del
>>915137
My short term memory is now totally fucked and I can't work out if I did something, imagined doing it or had a dream about doing it. that's mostly sleep deprivation


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.915154 del
>>915149
Well bantered.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.915155 del
>>915153
I get like that from too much choof sometimes.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.915156 del
>>915151
Are you considering doing it?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.915157 del
>>915153
Magnesium glycinate has helped more than anything else for my sleep. Makes me a bit groggy the next day though


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.915158 del
>>915153
The important thing is you have remembered that you have forgotten something, it only becomes serious when you have forgotten that you forgot something.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.915159 del
>>915156
Yes, I was building lego just before but I couldnt find all the pieces for what I wanted to build


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.915160 del
>>915158
What if he forgets that he remembered?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.915161 del
Time to milk the mongs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.915162 del
he's back to setting the smoke detector off


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.915163 del
Project Binky updated after liek 2 years


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.915164 del
Dad just told me my childhood best friend is in the remand centre waiting to be sentenced


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.915165 del
>>915149
I better get a few (You)'s


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.915166 del
>>915158
Thats when it all fixes itself


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.915167 del
>>915164
What did he do?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.915168 del
Nigger


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.915169 del
Went and washed the car, withdrew some cash, bought booze and collected my order from Coles. Is it still damp in here?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.915170 del
>>915169
>Is it still damp in here?
One of cruisey's mongs did a little...well, just be careful where you sit.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.915171 del
>>915167
Threw his life away into drugs. Much like many of us but something more serious. I should have tried to reconnect with him when I was made aware he was on the downhill... I'm feeling Luke 15:4 pilled


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.915172 del
>>915171
You can't save them.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.915173 del
>>915171
I believed you until the luke bit.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.915174 del
Before that I thought you were a mong though.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.915175 del
Im having chicken tenders for dinner


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.915176 del
Fucking rudest cunts ever on this website... Pull ya heads in


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.915177 del
Reckon I've done maybe 12 minutes of productive work today and 12 hours of...I don't know what keeps happening.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.915178 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jiC6xOYG3R0 [Embed]


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.915179 del
>>915177
Big wank.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.915180 del
>>915176
get a load of this galah


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.915181 del
>>915180
I bet he can't even stone the flamin' crows


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.915182 del
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Feel better after having some boiled vegies. I should eat them ever day, maybe in the morning, but it's really hard to force myself.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.915183 del
going to make cheese and salt toasties for dindins
might toast the bread first in the normal toaster


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.915184 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.915185 del
Almost feeling human now, maybe my problem wasn't bad sleep but bad nutrition. Definitely need to try eating lots of salad and vegies and fruit by mid morning.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.915186 del
>tfw just got thrown in prison
Really up shit creek here


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.915187 del
>>915183
The cheese has enough salt already.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.915188 del
>>915183
>>915175
I bought a pack of Maggi chicken noodles. We'll see if they're better than the beef or not.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.915189 del
>>915188
add some salt and pepper


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.915190 del
>>915182
Good stuff mate.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.915191 del
going to order some shit online from a shop after 5pm and pay via paypal so the money doesn't come out until tomorrow night


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.915192 del
>>915191
Are you in difficult financial circumstances NEET?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.915193 del
>>915188
They are not. Few things on earth beat maggi noodles + huge amounts of cheese. And don't put too much water in.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.915194 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.915195 del
>>915186
Tell the biggest boong you want to be his special friend.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.915196 del
>>915191
Could you potentially exploit that situation and spend that money more than once?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.915197 del
>>915192
difficult in so much as I can't access my savings account without a face-to-face, yes


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.915198 del
>>915196
no, they just tale your money later


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.915199 del
Seeing Sweetie on Tuesday night


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.915200 del
>>915199
Give her a pat from me please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.915201 del
>>915200
Will do.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.915203 del
NEET, you are charged with DRUGS
How do you plead?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.915204 del
>>915202
Post her/him/it fully nude or never post her/him/it ever again.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.915205 del
>>915203
BIGGLY DRUGS YOUR HONOUR


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.915206 del
>>915189
Would be healthier to just use that than the seasoning packets.

>>915193
I had the last beef pack last night. Discarded the seasoning packet and instead added butter and chink chilli oil. Few bits of leftover steak too. Yummo.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.915207 del
>>915199
I'm seeing her Monday night ;)


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.915208 del
>>915205
NOT GUILTY
I SENTENCE YOU TO DO DRUGS TILL YOU ARE SICK


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.915209 del
How do I get one of those union jobs where I make 200k as a labourer


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.915210 del
>>915209
First you get a labouring job then you join a union and then you work hard till you make 200k.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.915211 del
fucken cheese everywhere except the sammich


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.915212 del
>>915210
Probably not worth the effort


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.915213 del
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>>915203
Guilty as charged.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.915214 del
>>915211
The extra salt damaged its consistency.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.915215 del
The NEETs are very in-salting today


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.915216 del
13 hrs


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.915217 del
>>915214
IT DID NOT.
FOOL.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.915218 del
>>915217
You were meddling with things you don't understand.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.915219 del
>>915203
I plead for MORE your honour. Please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.915220 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.915221 del
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The rest of Troy (2004) will be on in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.915222 del
>>915218
This is why you don't get invited on quests. Always shittalking everything.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.915223 del
It would be just like me to fuck up my entire life because I don't eat enough brocolli.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.915224 del
>>915221
Oh fuck me, we got set the clocks back. I forgot about winter time is coming.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.915225 del
>>915224
>I forgot about winter time is coming.
Obviously not a Stark of Winterfell...


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.915226 del
>>915225
To be fair people have been waiting for winter for over 13 years now.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.915227 del
>>915226
Davo stole GRRM's thinking cap and now we will never know what happens.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.915228 del
>>915223
Many such cases.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.915229 del
>>915227
He should write the book


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.915230 del
>>915221
At what time? I hate your relativity in the announcements.
I sucked up wibbers bandwidth but will watch again


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.915231 del
>>915230
Does he have a big bandwidth?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.915232 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.915233 del
>>915230
There's a flash game where Rudolph gets raped and a sequel where he gets buff and does the raping; just thought you needed to know.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.915234 del
A new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine 😎


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.915235 del
Hot damn that pie's good!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.915236 del
on my way to inspect moms groceries


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.915237 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.915238 del
Are those woolies everyday rewards cards worth it?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.915239 del
>>915238
No they just want your data to sell


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.915240 del
>>915238
not really


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.915241 del
She bought cookies but i dont really like cookies. But its something.
>>915237


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.915242 del
>>915239
They most likely already have it


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.915243 del
About 6 months ago woolies kept aggressively trying to give me one of those cards for a few weeks every time I shopped.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.915244 del
>>915241
>cookies


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.915245 del
>>915243
I might do it to them


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.915246 del
>>915242
They definitely use the data, as Motherbat and I share a card and when I shop online with them it says "did you forget" and shows me a bunch of shit she usually buys.
I get the points turned into Qantas points, and a quarter of a million or so later it's still only good for upgrading a domestic flight or some gay shit.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.915247 del
Thinking about his thick, meaty schlong 🤤


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.915248 del
where can I buy fancy bread with sun dried tomato in it?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.915249 del
>>915248
Bakery


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.915250 del
>>915227
Your face when the telly show is canon now?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.915251 del
>>915248
Gypsy Jokers clubhouse.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.915252 del
I thin the books ended by Daenerys having a diarrhea on the prairie. I hope she could find a bit of paper.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.915253 del
Long toenails


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.915254 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.915255 del
Pol really does rot the brain.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.915256 del
>>915209
Resister yourself as four different labourers on the same site. Bribe the foreman


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.915257 del
I got a job on a construction site once but then I saw an exec getting sucked off by a security guard and it all got rather scary.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.915258 del
3 Items: $99.73
Discounts: -$153.16
Click & Collect FREE
Subtotal: $99.73
AUD total: $99.73

Includes GST of $9.07

Congratulations you saved $153.16!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.915259 del
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>>915255
You have the fluoride stare


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.915260 del
>>915257
And hot!


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.915263 del
Need Cruisey to bring me some pudding.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.915264 del
>>915155
You're fine.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.915266 del
>>915255
I cant use it anymore.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.915267 del
If I smoke brocolli will I feel better or worse?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.915268 del
>>915257
Building sites are no place for a neet


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.915270 del
>>915266
stick a pol up your bum


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.915272 del
I mean it wasn't as bad as the time he tried to connect our conversation about buttplugs to jewish burial sites but it's close.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.915273 del
8 min


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.915274 del
>>915272
⁉️⁉️⁉️


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.915275 del
>>915271
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.915276 del
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Remember who you are


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.915277 del
>>915271
Based.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.915278 del
>>915140
He should've hit the bong a few times before getting that pie. Probably would've enjoyed it more.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.915279 del
>>915274
Some skank had her husbands ashes put in a buttplug and we were laughing about it and he tried to connect it to jew burials because ashes.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.915280 del
>>915271
Would this be like the time he brought "free speech" back to Twitter (but won't reinstate Andrew Anglin, Weev, Thomas Sewell, etc)?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.915281 del
Try to be comfy neets


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.915282 del
>>915279
Who is "he"?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.915283 del
>>915281
I bet it's comfy between your arse cheeks


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.915285 del
>>915282
The NEET with the pol rotted brain.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.915286 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.915288 del
>>915287
He/him


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.915289 del
Crack rock cocaine


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.915290 del
Come on fellas, movie is running!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.915291 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for the rest of the epic: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.915292 del
>>915290
Well you better go catch it!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.915293 del
>>915290
>Come on fellas
Brad Pitt does that in the movie.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.915294 del
Might steal some eggs


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.915298 del
>>915267
Smoke brisket instead.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.915299 del
>>915293
If he was a dedicated method actor, he must have to prepare for the part of bisexual achilles.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.915300 del
>>915297
Me on the beach having a splash and getting shot at.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.915301 del
>>915294
"Next up, on A Current Affair"


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.915305 del
>>915258
How did you save that much?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.915306 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.915307 del
>>915305
The neet council can pull strings for favoured neets.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.915309 del
>>915302
Hell yeah dude.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.915310 del
>>915294
Grab those emu size ones that neet lays.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.915314 del
Quiche


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.915315 del
>>915313
What has he got in there? Tendies?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.915316 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.915317 del
Was there ever a culture that treated women was more disdain than the ancient greeks?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.915318 del
disdain for plebs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.915319 del
>>915314
Lorraine?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.915320 del
Fuck, so STRESSED right now. Going to the bottleo. I can't calm down.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.915321 del
>>915316
I haven't tried that brand before.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.915322 del
>>915319
She doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.915323 del
>>915320
What type of medicine are you picking up?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.915324 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.915325 del
>>915321
Better than steggles.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.915326 del
Lorraine sent me a PM photo of her in a sarong and nothing else.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.915327 del
I vomited last time I had alcohol now even thinking about it makes me slightly nauseous


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.915328 del
>>915327
Your liver will be happy.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.915329 del
>>915327
That is probably for the best.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.915330 del
>>915323
>>915323
I've changed my mind and will stay here.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.915331 del
Finishing The Prince of Egypt (1998). Good film. Not mad about the songs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.915332 del
Watching game of thrones. Good show so far


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.915333 del
>>915332
No spoilers please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.915334 del
Please suggest a username for me to use on kiwifarms.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.915335 del
>>915334
CBT-Appreciator.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.915336 del
>>915334
cockmaster9000 is taken by me, don't even think of using it


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.915338 del
I have registered as "Black Boong".


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.915339 del
>>915338
You should call null a big fat poof he likes that.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.915340 del
>>915339
Smart.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.915341 del
I'm having a cup of tea. This is much better than alcohol. I've calmed down thanks to the tea.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.915342 del
women are talking


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.915343 del
There was a poster on kiwifarms years ago called Jesus who claimed to be an aboriginal.
I could never get him to admit how much boong blood he had though.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.915344 del
>>915341
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.915345 del
>>915343
What a man lacks in boong blood from his parents, he can make up in boong semen collected down the public dunnies.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.915346 del
>>915345
It's the way Wizzy would have wanted it.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.915347 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aayBZ8GFqNw [Embed]
This song goes very hard
Love from Australia 🇦🇺
I love women so much it's unreal


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.915348 del
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It seems like just last year I was watching troy in the cinema, now I check the date and that was 20 years ago. What the hell happened?


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>>915341
>>915341


>>915344
Don't encourage such degenerate behaviour please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.915350 del
>>915346
There's a little bit of Wizzy in all of us.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.915351 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.915352 del
>>915349
Tea is a gateway drug to drinking water.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.915353 del
FLAMIN' GALAHS
Me rape dungeon looks like a black's camp


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.915354 del
>>915348
It gets worse the older you get.
I can understand why the elderly are so confused these days.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.915355 del
Spoiler about the post credits scene: there isn't one


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.915356 del
>>915354
We should've stopped incrementing years after 2004, nothing good happened after then anyway.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.915357 del
>>915354
My grandmother thinks it is the 70s and that I'm my dad. She has very interesting things to say about changing racial demographics and obesity.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.915358 del
>>915357
>obesity
She better not be fat shaming.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.915359 del
She treats anyone that is overweight as though they are the fattest person on earth.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.915360 del
>>915359
My parents are like that, in their defence they grew up in post war rationing times in England.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.915361 del
>>915359
can't remember seeing anyone fatter


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.915362 del
>>915359
Shaming people is probably an effective way of getting them to stop being fat. We should do it more.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.915363 del
[TEN POUND POM DETECTED]
DEPORT!
DEPORT!
DEPORT!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.915364 del
>>915362
Skellie propaganda.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.915365 del
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>>915361
I've seen some absolute units out there in recent years.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.915366 del
>>915362
Not webby though.
Webby needs to be treated nicely.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.915367 del
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Wondering if having a dominatrix constantly humiliate you about being fat would work.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.915368 del


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.915370 del
>>915367
It would probably arouse most of the NEETs.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.915371 del
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>>915342
Tell them I said for them to shut the fuck up.
-- Trev


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.915372 del
browser reset to google.
Google search now gives AI results and cannot be turned off. google search has become alexa


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.915373 del
trev rape


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.915374 del
>>915372
EDIT: as of 8/23 Above filter longer works. Try this filter instead!!

google.com##.hdzaWe

Seems to work as of October 9th


https://www.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1ct5mpt/heres_how_to_disable_googles_new_forced_ai/


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.915375 del
Might gape weber's arse


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.915376 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjxvQt-9t_0 [Embed]


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.915377 del
>>915375
You haven't got the equipment for the job.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.915378 del
>>915377
I'd use one of those anti-car-jacking devices.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.915379 del
Slavs are so mong looking.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.915380 del
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Real NEET hours. Can’t make the moofie tonight. On a dark desert highway….


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.915381 del
>>915380
Cool wind through the norwooding.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.915382 del
>>915380
Living off the land like a boong


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.915383 del
Disappointed that both Agamemnon and Menelaus are killed in the movie. In the greek stories, Menelaus goes home with Helen and lives happily ever after, while Agamemnon survives the war but gets murdered by his wife when he returns home.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.915384 del
>>915380
Beautiful.
>>915381
Kek.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.915385 del
>>915380
very nice


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.915386 del
>>915380
Livin the life mate. What burger did you get?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.915387 del
>915380

Shit is it 2029 already? Was hoping I'd be in the ground by now...


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.915388 del
Hot Toddy -
1.5 oz. Whisky / Crown Royal
1 tsp fine grain sugar or use honey
2 small clove(s)
1.5 oz. boiling water
Garnish with lemon slice


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.915389 del
>>915387
2029 is less than a year away


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.915390 del
Wish I had a cigarette. Just one.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.915391 del
Made snosage sangas in the oven. Noodles next.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.915392 del
>>915390
I will send you one in the mail.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.915393 del
>>915391
Have never tried cooking noodles in the oven, sounds interesting.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.915394 del
>>915380
A comfy scene.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.915395 del
Cruisedog was named as such because he used to always rawdog when cruising.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.915396 del
Wanna take up life on the road, every meal a maccas or hungry's jacks.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.915397 del
RIP.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.915398 del
>>915395
he is an aids superspreader


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.915399 del
>>915395
That sounds right.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.915400 del
>>915396
A squirt tour.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.915401 del
I reckon you'd get sick of eating fast food 2-3 times a day after a week or so.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.915402 del
Youtube has become my internet. I hardly bother with text sites anymore. Probably abandon ausneets soon.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.915403 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.915404 del
Oh no, you'll certainly be missed.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.915405 del
>>915383
why would they change that?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.915406 del
>>915398
Cruisey and Mongaro were the origin of AIDS. They used to go on chimp raping expeditions to train for boong bum rape.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.915407 del
Might figure out why ancient aryan tribes built silbury hill.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.915408 del
>>915407
They needed somewhere to stash their boong porn


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.915409 del
You actually would be missed


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.915410 del
Weber once asked a bunch of trick-or-treaters to leave his property in a not-so-polite manner once.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.915411 del
>>915409
Not if Weber takes the shot.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.915412 del
>>915405
No idea. When I was a kid I read a book on greek mythology, it said that Agamemnon was prophesied "to die neither at land or sea, to be killed by neither friend or foe, to die neither naked or clothed". He wound up being murdered by his wife, who threw a net over him while he was in the bath and killed him, thus fulfilling the conditions of the prophecy. I thought it was quite clever, but I haven't been able to find the story where this prophecy is given.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.915413 del
I wonder why they named a condom brand after the Trojans.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.915414 del
I guess they didn't have kids after the greeks killed them all.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.915415 del
>>915412
That was the cameo section of the underworld in Homers Odyssey, and doesn't really relate to the plot.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.915416 del
>>915383
Greek mythology would be great basis of a soap opera. Wait I think they did that.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.915417 del
>>915415
Yes but they don't make that specific prophecy anywhere in the poem.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.915418 del
>>915416
You could make some interesting porn from the shit Zeus got up to.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.915419 del
>>915417
Electra? Les Mouches? They all blur together after a while


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.915420 del
>>915393
Don't even bother boiling noodles in a saucepan for '2 minutes' anymore. I simply boil enough water in a kettle to cover a pack. Let it sit until softened. Put the noodles in the plate you intend of eating out of to save on dishes.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.915421 del
you can just microwave a bowl of water with the noodles in it.
Refusing to microwave water is a very English thing


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.915422 del
>>915421
Ah shuddup


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.915423 del
>>915421
>you can just microwave a bowl of water with the noodles in it.
The elites don't want you to know this.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.915424 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4U572LmsXmk [Embed]

One of us in a few years


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.915425 del
>>915422
it's only one bowl, don't need to wait for kettle


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.915426 del
>>915423
The one thing the microwave does well is heat liquids


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.915427 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.915428 del
>NORTHBOUND


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.915429 del
>>915428
North to Alaska


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.915431 del
Out of bed and back to the compooda


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.915432 del
>>915421
Similar idea. The microwave becomes the kettle.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.915433 del
I love your videos mate. Not sure why. I just find you easy and calming to watch. I think we're the same age too. Keep it up buddy. 👍


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.915434 del
Tired, hungry, dirty sheets


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.915435 del
GN, tomorrow I improve my life I fucking swear for real this time.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.915436 del
Fuck that cask wasn't meant to last me 12+ hours
Now I'm not drunk enough to sleep


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.915437 del
Mullumbimby Bakery Steak and Pepper Pie


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.915438 del
It's those Troy type of scenes about killing babies in that Bronze Age sacking that has begun to redefine my ideas on abortion.
Yes life begins at conception and abortion is murder, but who really gives a shit


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.915439 del
>>915437
It looked nice.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.915440 del
Wish I had a Greek Aussie girlfriend and we could hang out in her nanas backyard which is semi-paved and full of citrus trees


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.915441 del
>>915439
It got a 5/10. I think we need an independent review


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.915442 del
>>915440
>Greek Aussie girlfriend
Moustache and hairy back.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.915443 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.915444 del
>>915442
Hairy outback.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.915446 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWBp5GRNM2o [Embed]
Cunts a comedian


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.915447 del
ooof the link is meant to be at 4:33


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.915448 del
Cooked some seed oil slop bread from like 3 months ago


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.915449 del
Had to get up and take a massive dump.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.915450 del
>>915448
>>915449
That was quick!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.915451 del
YouTube keeps showing me ads for meat, they're onto me neets.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.915452 del
>>915451
The butcher videos?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.915453 del
>>915452
So many stupid meat videos.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.915454 del
Craving lamb crown roast.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.915456 del
Another one. $15 of fillet steak on a dry toastie with a pat of holendaise.
Another, zebra meat. Why is YouTube like this. Another, some TV show, man incidentally buying meat. Why


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.915457 del
>>915456
>zebra meat
Good?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.915458 del
I wish I was sitting in my ute at some suburban shopping strip in Maroochy chowing down on a ham and pineapple burger listening to the highway pass by and watching the palm trees sway in the wind. Bit jealous of Grego


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.915459 del
>>915458
He is living the life.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.915460 del
4 hrs


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.915461 del
morning bros


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.915462 del
sister said she was meeting someone with a foreign name. Im going to disown her.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.915463 del
ffs, out of coffee, don't know how I let this situation arise


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.915465 del
Might get a pidser for lunch.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.915466 del
Garn a mcfuggin


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.915467 del
>>915466
one big breakkie muffin for me too please, in a meal, large coke for the drink


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.915468 del
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Good morning Gang.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.915469 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.915470 del
0 hrs


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.915471 del
Lights out and away we go.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.915472 del
>>915468
morning neetbro


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.915473 del
No uncomfy images early in the morning please.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.915474 del
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Always wanted to go caving, but too scared of the big spiders I'm sure would live there.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.915475 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Tahir_al-Jannabi

Woke up to a pajeet having a go at islam.
Link above aparently sacked mecca and took the black stone.
It doesnt say in that link, but he is said to have used it as a toilet for 20 years before it was returned.

If a white guy said that..


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.915477 del
>>915475
The next bit says the hijab is actually a tent so muz women can shit in privacy.
Indians are obsessed.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.915478 del
wanna eat maccas three times a day


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.915479 del
Vomiting blood is a sign of good health, r-right?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.915480 del
>>915475
>Woke up to a pajeet having a go at islam.
You need to waken in a more gentle way NEET.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.915481 del
>>915479
See a doctor immediately NEET.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.915482 del
>>915480
>FUCK YOU BLOODY!


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.915483 del
>>915478
Really? It's pretty ordinary.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.915484 del
>>915479
Sleep tight.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.915486 del
>>915461
Morning.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.915487 del
Might write a 2d platform shooting game in javascript.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.915488 del
Call from Dad telling me about cremation wishes.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.915489 del
>>915488
A difficult conversation. Is his health that bad?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.915490 del
>>915489
he just needs some mcdonalds


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.915491 del
Possum's home is girt by sea.


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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.915493 del
>>915491
moar liek dirt and pee lmao


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.915494 del
>>915489
Yeah. I'm planning to go up to see him but he seems like he is worried about whether he'll make it.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.915495 del
>>915494
I am sorry to hear that. Is he still in the hospital?


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.915496 del
>>915488
He wants to spend more time with you


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.915497 del
>>915495
He's at home but gets puffed out getting in and out of a chair. On the oxygen.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.915498 del
>>915497
I hope he can get some improvement. My thoughts are with you.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.915499 del
Got ten enemy l elderly relatives who all hate me. Boomer scum


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.915500 del
>>915499
I'd suggest that if that many members of your extended family hate you, you might be the problem.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.915501 del
>>915500
There's a word for that kind of inference.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.915502 del
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NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.915504 del
>>915502
Some strong Cringe there. Dan would never put out a sign like that.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.915505 del
>>915503
It looks like another case of mistaking the accelerator for the brake. Many such cases with these oldies. My grandpa did it and went through a fence.


NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.915506 del
Mistaken 😅


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.915507 del
>>915504
Craig would have made it about meth.
>Meth is made from chemicals and life is chemical reactions so meth = life


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.915508 del
>>915507
You go in and ask Craig for a number 40.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.915509 del
Collected a cutlery set and two jiggers from Harris Scarfe.
Got some water crackers to have with cheese for lonch.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.915510 del
>>915509
>jiggers
Jewish niggers?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.915511 del
eating pidser, listening to manly p hall lectures on babylonian astrology


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.915512 del
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>>915504
Dan is his own sign


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.915513 del
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Wanking, eating carbs, gooning, camomile - are there any other things a neet can do to help him nap?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.915514 del
>>915513
roast turkey


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.915515 del
Smash'd sum pussay


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.915516 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14004653/Emma-Watkins-reveals-creative-flexibility-leaving-Wiggles.html
>Yellow Wiggle Emma Watkins announces shock career move after leaving iconic kids' group
she is doing onlyfans now


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.915517 del
Its 12 o clock


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.915518 del
>>915517
no not yet


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.915519 del
cultured winos have already been drinking for hours.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.915520 del
>>915516
Judi Dench will be next.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.915521 del
Need to stop being a choofhead.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.915522 del
>>915515
Go on.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.915523 del
Every day I have monk type fantasies about days sober and productive.
In 4 hrs I'll wake up refreshed and alert. That's when I'll do those few tasks that are urgunt and easy done, and start smashing out those longer terms ones. Fuck yeah. Just going to have a rest now, but in a minute I'm going to start. Just a little rest and a goon or two. Bit of choof and a think. A calm down before the easy work. So easy, I deserve the preemptive reward. Limber up. Might watch some youtube and gar goblin


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.915524 del
Which neet would be best to go hunting yowies with?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.915525 del
Does monk do anything these days besides goon?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.915526 del
>>915456
The zebra meat one is from my channels. Maybe it knows we meet up here


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.915527 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.915528 del
Didn't mean to sleep in this late. Oof.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.915529 del
>>915522
He got arrested for cruelty to animals


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.915530 del
>>915476
Thank you


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.915531 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.915532 del
>>915525
Do you do anything besides obsess over him?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.915534 del
>>915516
cynical neet


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.915535 del
Ants in my butthole


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.915536 del
>>915527
It grew back?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.915538 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.915539 del
>>915538
she should have been a wiggle


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.915540 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.915541 del
>>915540
Well concealed nipples.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.915542 del
>slept terribly last night
>trying to have an afternoon nap so I have enough energy to turn my life around
>some turdburglar starts banging away with a hammer
There's JUST no end to the JUSTING


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.915543 del
>>915540
it shows your curvy figure off well neet


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.915544 del
>>915532
Is it so wrong for a man to have heroes?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.915545 del
>>915538
Bet she's had a lot of men 'rally' behind her, if you know what I'm saying.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.915546 del
Bloody new neighbour is one of those outside all the time types ffs.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.915548 del
>>915546
They're the fucking worst. Mine moved out a couple of months ago fortunately. Prior to that I spent about six years having to try and suss when it was safe to go in the front yard.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.915549 del
>>915548
Just want to gar Hungry Jacks without any awkward introductions. Been craving a whopper since that post of Keegan's last night...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.915550 del
>>915545
I don't neet, could we have a diagram please?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.915551 del
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garn make some afternoon coffee, you neets want any?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.915552 del
>>915549
There were times I'd come home with food and he'd start flapping his gums and I'd have to stand there with my food going cold.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.915553 del
>>915551
Irish coffee please


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.915554 del
Blundered 😅


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.915556 del
Garn do something. Garn. Just garn garn.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.915557 del
Having a longneck of Coopers sparkling


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.915558 del
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Time for ausneets kino experts to select more movies for the weekend's kino session. Nominate a movie to the list, or vote for a movie already on there to be played.

True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Easy Rider (1969)
Two Hands(1999)
Goodfellas
Harry Potter 1-2


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.915559 del
Garn get that BigMac this Friday and keep it in teh freexer until the 27th.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.915560 del
Might go for a cruise.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.915561 del
>>915559
Why is the Big Mac half the price of the McChicken?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.915562 del
>>915561
That's an AI generated image. Look at the fucked up writing.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.915563 del
They can't help but insert themselves into others lives. Filthy extroverted FREAKS.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.915564 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.915565 del
>>915560
A cruise for some booze?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.915566 del
>>915562
Why did he post it?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.915567 del
Its 4hrs later and now im too lazy to anything.might get boongd again.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.915568 del
>>915566
The four Ds: Dunny Dweller Discorder Disorder.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.915569 del
>>915520
And we all know what bit she's going to be showing.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.915570 del
>>915536
They pood it out


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.915571 del
>>915568
I wish Pariston was more aggressive in moderating the board.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.915572 del
>>915565
Well, it is either that or gay sex.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.915573 del
>>915540
Frollick amongst the humpbacks


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.915574 del
>>915572
Or both. Some neets have to sell their bussy just to raise drinking money.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.915575 del
>>915542
If it wasnt for that hammering, everything would be runing smoothly now


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.915576 del
Investigating horror movies for halloween. I have two movies I've been wanting to see for ages Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Cannibal Holocaust, both low budget masterpieces made in the 70s. But a lot of people are complaining about how horrible and vile Cannibal Holocaust is, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre has a higher rating, many people selecting it as the best horror movie ever made. So it may have to be that.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.915578 del
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>>915561
And why increase the price of this same 'deal' by 45 cents?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.915579 del
>>915541
He is a tease.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.915581 del
>>915551
I want to nap to reenergise. Maybe your way will work better.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.915583 del
>>915547
How did you get access to my cctv?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.915584 del
>>915577
Imagine the view from FloorboardNEET's perspective.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.915585 del
>>915558
Longlegs 2024


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.915587 del
>>915576
Maybe a double feature of TCM and that one with the scary nun


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.915588 del
>>915587
What's the scary nun one?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.915589 del
>>915587
The nun isnt bad
The grudge scared me when I watched that


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.915590 del
>>915578
Inflation is just that bad.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.915591 del
>>915557
(you) blooody fukkken RIPPA!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.915592 del
>>915557
Baste.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.915593 del
>>915588
I think they're creatively titled The Nun 1, 2, etc


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.915594 del
Finished The Prince of Egypt (1998). The ending goes on too long.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.915595 del
>>915593
The prequel would be Nun None.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.915597 del
>>915595
Get thee to a nunnery!


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.915599 del
Hadawank


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.915600 del
Ah fuggit, garn stumers. You neets want any seashells? Mayhap a bag of dog shit???


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.915601 del
>>915600
Both please, plus a bottle of sea water so I can splash about in the bath.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.915602 del
>>915600
Grab me some seaweed thanks.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.915603 del
7GB left for the next 17 days...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.915604 del
>>915603
Nearly half a gig per day, you'll be fine.
Just stick to text based websites.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.915606 del
Got an erection. Going to have a nap.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.915607 del
>>915606
think of olive to cure that erection


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.915608 del
>>915607
shut your face


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.915609 del
rice and steamed veggies for meal


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.915610 del
>>915587
Neet audiences don't like long movie sessions though. We might have two halloween movies, one in the afternoon and one in the evening.


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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.915612 del
Might listen to some dungeon synth, do some programming.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.915613 del
>>915612
>do some programming
doubtful


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.915614 del
finna


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.915615 del
>>915609
You are good boy


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.915616 del
Gavin Webber has a paprika cheese.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.915617 del
>>915615
+2 mangos and some abocado on toast


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.915618 del
I and Fifo took turns dressing up tike a pinoy bar girl once


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.915619 del
They're coming...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.915620 del
>>915619
The wankers?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.915622 del
>>915621
That man is nearly blind.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.915623 del
Things would be better if you could buy food directly off the delivery guy, who just rode around looking for people who wanted pizza.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.915624 del
mental health very poor, screamed at a wall, spent three hours walking in circles


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.915626 del
>>915624
That wall asked for it
Fuck walls


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.915627 del
It is interesting that the NEETs with the most severe mental problems have the least sympathy for others mental problems.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.915628 del
>>915624
Cool down with some of my medicine


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.915629 del
>>915626
Don't give into anger. Only women hit the wall neets.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.915630 del
>>915624
Hope the wall has learnt its lesson.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.915631 del
The wall hasn't said anything in hours, so probably knew it was in the wrong.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.915632 del
He of weak mental health problems will defend the wall. Structural trauma isn't real.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.915633 del
>>915631
The wall was mogged into silence by the display of walking.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.915634 del
the wall just stands there and makes me do all the walking


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.915635 del
The wall could do the walking if you didn't do it for it.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.915636 del
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Seven dollars and twenty(20) cents for a fucking pepper pie that's been sitting in the hot box since like 6am...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.915637 del
Wall is only one letter away from walk which is only one letter away from wank.
The wall needs a wank.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.915638 del
Some derro-looking cunt just knocked on my front door. I opened it and he said he just got "jumped by three teens" and could he at least get a glass of water. He pointed to blood around his mouth as evidence.
I didn't like the look of him so I said sorry no. Then he started pleading with me and I said sorry but this area is a shithole and I can't trust anybody here. He kept pleading with me so I shut the door on him.
He left talking angrily to himself. "Got jumped by three teens".
Reminded me of the incident with that derro bitch that came here pretending she had lost her dog.
Bad home area. I will not trust them.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.915639 del
>>915638
she probably lost her wall


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.915640 del
>>915638
Good on you for standing firm.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.915641 del
Quitting alcohol forever as of today.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.915642 del
>>915638
I wouldn't have even answered the door, benefits of having cameras up everywhere, see em before they get to the door.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.915643 del
>>915641
You can do it neet.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.915644 del
>>915624
Hope you're feeling a bit better.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.915645 del
>>915641
Mate, that's what you said yesterday.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.915646 del
>>915638
Obvious scam, you outsmarted the derro scammer. Well done neet.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.915647 del
>>915638
Offer to call the police immediately. If he says no, it's definitely something dodgy.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.915648 del
And my flag is back to Taiwaneeze, what a fucking wonderful day.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.915649 del
Random strangers who knock on your door are always trouble.
And people who talk to you on public transport.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.915650 del
>>915642
You have to answer the door or else they think no-one is living there and that they are free to break in.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.915652 del
Life just isn't fair


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.915653 del
>>915650
Not if you're waiting for that, shotgun in hand.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.915654 del
>>915653
Is shotgun an analogy for penis?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.915655 del
>>915624
>spent three hours walking in circles
Do this part in a park next time. Helps with mental health too.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.915656 del
>>915654
They're both quite powerful sticks


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.915657 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.915658 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PCL9W54QVw [Embed]


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.915659 del
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>>915657
>>915657
>that bad NEET


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.915660 del
>>915657
Yeah it's pajeet trying to get your mygov login.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.915661 del
>>915657
GASP. Who among us band of brothers could be so low?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.915662 del
>>915638
Good on you, what did he look like? Was he young or not?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.915663 del
>>915641
Me too. Might have the last one now.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.915664 del
>>915655
And let the wall take control of the house?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.915665 del
>>915613
Why can a neet no longer be taken at his word these days? Why must he be forced to dunk on the pseuds and doubters?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.915666 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.915667 del
>>915662
He looked just like the politics streamer called Destiny.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.915668 del
>>915665
I don't know what that is NEET, but well done if you did something.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.915669 del
>>915663
Well if you pair are going to do it so will I, starting tomorrow.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.915670 del
Jingling my Jangles


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.915671 del
>>915657
>The scammer will then access the myGov account and lock the person out.
If they can get any money out of cenno hats off to them because I couldn't get shit.
Burn Mygov down, fuck them


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.915672 del
This time its happening. Straight and narrow, starting tomorrow.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.915673 del
>>915652
I don't have to work to live
Works for me


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.915674 del
>>915672
On your way to me


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.915675 del
>>915674
No. Today is for Dan. It all changes tomorrow.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.915676 del
>>915673
You probably aren't silly enough to buy a servo pie and then complain about it.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.915677 del
>>915668
It's code that generates random place names for a little rpg/roguelike program I am writing. Some of them sound like pretend japanese, some like pretend latin, etc.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.915678 del
>>915671
In my experience you need mfa to access mygov nowadays. Thanks pajeet.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.915679 del
>>915675
Live in the now!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.915680 del
I told you they would come


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.915681 del
>>915583
You look well NEET.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.915682 del
>>915680
Bigly?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.915683 del
>>915673
How do you find happiness on teh dole?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.915684 del
(98.70 KB 1024x512 diog.jpg)


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.915685 del
>>915683
You go to this place we dole bludgers know.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.915686 del
>>915677
Sounds cool NEET. Well done.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.915687 del
Might go to a servo and fill up the tank and get some HJ's on the side.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.915689 del
>>915687
One ultimate double cowboy angus for me please, large, coke for the drink.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.915690 del
The late Mr Walker — the “Vic” in Moby Vic’s — was a highly successful local businessman who opened Queensland’s first 24-hour service station in 1978 on the old Bruce Highway at Tanawha.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.915692 del
Thinking about Dan...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.915694 del
>>915685
>the promised land


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.915697 del
>>915695
It would be good to get out of the house.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.915698 del
>>915638
I don't answer the door to anyone except the postman.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.915699 del
>>915636
I had a pastie from the Leigh Street Bakehouse the other day and it was surprisingly bad. The pastry was dry and the filling was bland. I expected much better after their bread. Their baguettes are excellent.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.915700 del
I hate NIGGERS and WAGIES


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.915705 del
>>915698
Also don't let any children inside if they have black eyes.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.915706 del
>>915683
Youtube, 4chan, cigs, hookers


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.915707 del
>>915705
Is that real or are you being funny?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.915708 del
>>915707
Type it into youtube and find out.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.915709 del
>>915676
None of us would complain about our own decisions


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.915710 del
>>915687
2 whopper jnrs with chips for $9.95 is the only good value feed there.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.915711 del
Finished reading The Long Earth, it was very good.
About to start The Long War.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.915712 del
Who the fuck goes to bakeries? Just go to KFC


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.915713 del
>>915712
I bet you're the NEET that eats original recipe.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.915714 del
Accidentally the whole thing


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.915715 del
>>915713
/ausneets/ is an original recipe board - homosexuals keep moving


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.915716 del
>>915700
Is that normal?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.915717 del
>>915711
>The Long Earth
I will add it to my reading list.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.915718 del
>>915715
Fucking told


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.915719 del
>>915715
You have only been to the colonel once or twice in the past decade, your town doesn't even had one.
I will only take the word of a regular wicked wing NEET or a 10 pack of tendies kind of guy.
Personally, I'm a burger box fella.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.915721 del
>>915715
The shame is gone.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.915722 del
>>915699
SEVEN DOLLARS AND TWENTY FUCKING CENTS


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.915723 del
>>915719
>a regular wicked wing NEET
The best sort of NEET.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.915724 del
Halloween is for the horndogs


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.915725 del
>>915721
He's married and has a kid


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.915726 del
Just a KFC Chungo who likes feed.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.915727 del
>>915724
Many of us are eagerly looking forward to webby in a naughty nurse outfit.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.915728 del
I'm a deep fried boy in an air fryer world


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.915729 del
>>915723
Regular visits are required for an objective assessment. Real patricians would test at different times of the day for consistency.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.915730 del
>>915721
There is still some stigma about cosplay.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.915731 del
>>915726
Greasy boy with shiny cheeks.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.915732 del
>>915725
>>915730
There is no stigma anymore.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.915733 del
The seed oils sustain me.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.915734 del
>>915730
If you cosplay as Jesus you can have stigmata stigma.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.915735 del
>>915734
I don't blaspheme.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.915736 del
>>915735
I bet you do.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.915737 del
Went to fart, sharted, might as well release the rest into my trackies


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.915738 del
>>915717
I hope you also enjoy it.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.915739 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.915740 del
>>915737
Set it free.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.915741 del
Fagoochydore


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.915742 del
At the neet compound we will have a hitler look alike contest every halloween.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.915743 del
>>915710
But does it come with a pack of Rothmans and a bottle of goon?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.915744 del
>>915742
The loser goes into the fart gas chamber


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.915745 del
>>915742
I'll go as the 45 version


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.915746 del
>>915743
I think you have to have nuro level membership to get those as sides.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.915748 del
>>915742
What's Tiffin got to win?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.915749 del
niggers in my butthole
niggers in my butthole
niggers in
niggers in
niggers in my butthole


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.915751 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.915754 del
>>915748
Dignity


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.915755 del
>>915752
Sandstorm by Darude


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.915757 del
I'd watch them fuck out of curiousity.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.915759 del
>>915757
#MeToo


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.915760 del
>>915757
It wouldn't work they are both bottoms.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.915761 del
>>915759
#MeThree


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.915762 del
Lamb chops in teh oven


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.915763 del
Dr. Laibi Wolf is a pole with a cap.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.915765 del
Cenno giving out money to upgrade from 3G


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.915766 del
I guess they could go arse to arse on a 500g nescafe tin.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.915767 del
>>915766
Blend 43?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.915768 del
>>915767
Of course, only the best.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.915769 del
>>915766
Pringles can


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.915772 del
>The supermarket giants have revealed they’re holding the line on the price of their half-leg Christmas hams, keeping them at the same affordable price as last year. Coles shoppers can grab their Single Smoked Beechwood Half-Leg Ham, while Woolworths offers their award-winning Half Leg Ham, both for just $8 per kilogram.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/coles-and-woolies-surprise-price-drop-on-christmas-staple-amid-price-gouging-allegations/news-story/a83ef60efb54240bb57919f34dd48a60


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.915774 del
SBS World Movies
War Hunt
7:30PM - 9:00PM
An Army private tries to befriend a Korean orphan who worships a mad killer in his platoon.
Drama | USA | 1962 | M


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.915778 del
>>915776
You have an oven now?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.915779 del
>>915778
and insulation, a bed...


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.915780 del
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Might cook another bowl of noodles


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.915782 del
>>915778
It's in the toaster oven. I've cooked whole ducks in there.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.915783 del
>>915749
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fmKPYxIovZU [Embed]


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.915784 del
Garn, garn, garn to me
I'll set you free
No more worries, no more stress
and I always charge less!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.915785 del
mods = gods


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.915786 del
(136.27 KB 220x200 cope-cope-harder.gif)


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.915787 del
Going to start mirroring posts here >>>/nuro/
Banned for Doxxing, stalking and ban evasion


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.915788 del
>>915787
Great, have fun


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.915789 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.915790 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Swoo0VRMiKg [Embed]


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.915792 del
Soon I'll have a strong valerian root tea. Magnesium glycinate already swallowed


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.915793 del
>>915791
Who is that and why did you post it?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.915794 del
>>915792
Your life is practically turned around already.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.915795 del
>>915791
I'm all (you) need ❤️


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.915796 del
>>915795
Thanks Dan. I have always trusted you and your medicine.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.915797 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.915798 del
>>915793
Looks like raygun


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.915799 del
How the fuck are so many of you this retarded? It's Tessa Violet.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.915800 del
>>915799
Why did you post that photo of her?
Wikipedia says she is a former child model.
Are you playing your pedo games again?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.915801 del
>>915800
>Why did you post that photo of her?
I bet he just wants to fuck with the moderation.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.915802 del
>>915801
Fuck his shit up, Big Fella.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.915803 del
>>915800
>Born March 20, 1990
if I'm reading that picture right it was taken in 98, doesn't look 8 years old to me.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.915804 del
>>915802
His shit is already fucked up.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.915805 del
>>915804
Well bantered.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.915806 del
>>915096
Bring Tim-tams. I could order to try one but seems like a waste of money.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.915807 del
>>915806
We will bring you kangaroo tail stew


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.915808 del
>>915806
The danger is getting a packet or even a Tim Tam over there. It'll probably be crumbs in a packet before the flight lands.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.915809 del
>>915801
Punch him in the dick


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.915810 del
God sent Sol Brah down from heaven to cure me of my addictions and restore my vril


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.915811 del
I'd send him a frog cake, a vilis custard tart, a fuic and a pack of fruchocs. And a lamvmb and rosemary mt pleasant mettwurst.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.915812 del
I am onto episode 4 of the Penguin. I have been using the skip 10 seconds ahead button liberally.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.915813 del
>>915558
Prisoners or Apocalypto.
I stream somethingsomething on Saturday.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.915814 del
>>915811
He would think we were trash.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.915815 del
>>915812
I'm on episode 1 of Kaos.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.915816 del
>>915814
We are though?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.915817 del
>>915815
Is it any good?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.915818 del
>>915816
We need to conceal it as best we can.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.915819 del
>>915814
>>915816
>>915818
I love under the floorboards.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.915820 del
>>915558
I'm voting for True Romance. Tarantino movies are usually well received around here.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.915821 del
>>915817
It's alright


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.915822 del
>>915820
>True Romance.
Its a good one. I will vote for it too.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.915823 del
>>915810
Sun your balls or you won't have a chance.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.915824 del
If only I could as cool as >>(you)


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.915825 del
>>915808
>not a crumb would left by the time the fellas arrive at the airport in Australia

>>915813
The Instigators (2024)


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.915826 del
>>915817
Spoilers about season one, don't click if you don't wanna know.
Plenty of bum sex and trannys


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.915827 del
>>915807
Sounds like something that could easily coagulate. We do eat meat jelly.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.915828 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.915829 del
Once again I have somehow managed to spend the day stuffing myself with junk food and pizzas, eaten no vegetables and done no exercise. How the fuck do I manage this?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.915830 del
Got some 4mg nicotine gum instead of mints and I regret it


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.915831 del
>>915827
It is quite tough, you need to stew it for a while but it has a strong taste that is very good.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.915832 del
>>915831
I assume it has a woodsy taste, like boar or deer.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.915833 del
>>915830
Do not swallow the gum.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.915834 del
>>915829
Sounds like a good day NEET.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.915835 del
>>915832
I haven't eaten boar or deer sorry.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.915836 del
WAGING IN THE NAME OF


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.915837 del
>>915835
Well, wild game has a gamey taste to it. I can't really describe.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.915838 del
>>915837
When we come over we will put one of the execs on a spit and cook him up and you can see what NEET crackling tastes like.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.915839 del
>>915837
Kangaroo is a bit gamey but not too bad. Nasty smell.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.915840 del
>>915839
Yeah it does reek a bit while stewing.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.915841 del
>>915839
They just get that smell from being sexually molested by boongs. Raise them away from abos and they smell fine.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.915842 del
>>915840
who stews roo?
just grill the steak-like cuts


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.915843 del
>>915684
I have saved that Pepe.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.915844 del
>>915842
The tails have to be slow cooked.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.915845 del
Need to fix myself up tomorrow, this is no good.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.915846 del
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>>915843
You can't just go around stealing other NEET's Pepes


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.915847 del
>>915846
I just stole this one.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.915848 del
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>>915847
Concerning.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.915849 del
>>915845
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.915850 del
>>915845
>tomorrow
That's the magic word NEET. Doable.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.915851 del
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>>915846
You have to put a 'do not save' label on your memes, it's the only way the browser knows not to let the user save them.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.915852 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.915853 del
going to lie on the couchbed and watch a few minutes of Law & Order
night


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.915854 del
>>915853
Good night.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.915855 del
>>915853
Night.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.915856 del
>>915851
We need Monk to write an AI program to remove that watermark.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.915857 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.915858 del
Have any NEETs played Darkest Dungeon?
I've gotten to near the end and discovered you need to go back and train multiple groups up which has kind of put me off finishing it.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.915860 del
>>915859
They hated you first.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.915861 del
>>915858
Does it let you create characters based on real life neets?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.915862 del
>>915861
Only premade ones but some of them could be NEETs.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.915863 del
Get the impression that these type of games are a massive time sink.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.915865 del
>>915830
Mints are the only option


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.915866 del
Gee I wonder who this mystery NEET is


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.915867 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.915869 del
>>915867
You're not mysterious at all.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.915870 del
>>915869
I am. We all are


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.915871 del
>>915869
His bulge was easily recognised.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.915872 del
What nutrients are in brocolli and cauliflower that I could be missing from my diet?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.915873 del
>>915871
I have Monks latest bulge recognition software running.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.915874 del
>>915872
Don't know as I don't eat them.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.915875 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.915876 del
>>915875
That text will be evidence in the divorce proceedings.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.915877 del
I made aglio e oli. Very nice. Threw in some Parmesan and parsley.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.915878 del
So fucking tired, dunno why, haven't done anything all day.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.915879 del
>>915878
Get off the grog and get some more sleep.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.915880 del
>>915877
Sounds lovely.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.915881 del
>>915878
Depression causes tiredness.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.915882 del
Cant sleep without goon
Goon stops the sleep


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.915883 del
>>915882
You must become the goon.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.915884 del
What interesting youtubers have deleted all their videos?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.915885 del
>>915877
Classy


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.915886 del
>>915884
That CoD guy who tried to pick up a 17 year old?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.915887 del
People are so nice to animals, yet those same people are nasty to one another.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.915888 del
Animals are nicer.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.915889 del
>>915886
How much did she weigh?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.915891 del
>>915888
Some are. A brown snake isn't.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.915892 del
>>915891
They try and slither up NEETs bumholes.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.915893 del
Episode 6 of Kaos


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.915894 del
Mysterious 😅


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.915895 del
forced to shower because of the eminating smell coming from my pants


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.915896 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.915897 del
harrumph


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.915898 del
>>915897
Morning.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.915899 del
morning neets, slept well for once


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.915900 del
>>915898
mording


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.915901 del
>>915899
mording 2 u 2


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.915902 del
>>915899
Good morning. I slept poorly. Dreamed I was playing guitar and singing on stage. Woke up screaming.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.915903 del
>>915902
Every single time.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.915904 del
lots of small jobs to do this morning


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.915905 del
>>915904
Get cracking NEET.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.915906 del
>>915904
More than you know. You need to wash my sheets too. Also I want my shower cleaned and the kitchen floor needs a good clean.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.915907 del
>>915902
>and singing on stage. Woke up screaming.
I'm sure your singing isn't that bad.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.915908 del
>>915907
He woke up singing a metal song


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.915909 del
>>915908
death metal we hope


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.915910 del
>>915904
One big 9 to 5 job for the wagoids


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.915911 del
Going to try and be productive for at least 1 hour today.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.915912 del
>>915911
I want to believe.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.915913 del
Trying to think up some excuses to postpone today's getting my shit together until tomorrow.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.915914 del
>>915909
I believe it was a cover of Yi Jian Mei


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.915915 del
>>915911
What time does the factory open?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.915916 del
Rivers might be closing stores. Hope they do a sale. They owe suppliers in China millions.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.915917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WQ1_5iVl4 [Embed]


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.915918 del
>>915916
Their stuff looked like shit the last time I went into one.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.915919 del
>>915916
I bought a belt from there it literally fell apart within days.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.915920 del
>>915919
I bought some great sneakers from rivers that lasted for ages.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.915921 del
their shoe section smelled like a tyre factory


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.915923 del
>>915913
(you) need not worry, just live!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.915924 del
>>915918
Yeah, it's junk. Good riddance


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.915926 del
Wonder what I could do with 22 ton of cheddar.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.915927 del
>>915926
Acquire it!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.915928 del
>>915926
Bind yourself up for years


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.915929 del
About to get dressed and go to Office Works to print some photos for Motherbat.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.915930 del
>>915926
You could make a nice little NEET cave.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.915931 del
>>915929
Grab me a pie and sausage roll on the way back please.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.915932 del
>>915931
I'll get you disgusting Four and Twenty ones from the servo


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.915933 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ [Embed]


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.915934 del
>>915832
Hello hungarian frined


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.915935 del
Got shift time an hour wrong. Garn be lazy. Getting dressed is going to take another half an hour.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.915936 del
>>915929
Are they of sweaty?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.915937 del
>>915932
Get him a nice chunky beef and onion pie and a vanilla slice from the south


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.915938 del
Sippppplip smackpaahhh
A big healthy, juicy goon would help me go lay down and try again tomorrow


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.915939 del
Sent a text. Fuck. Why is it all so difficult? Communication is too much, even acknowledging people is too big of an effort. Hell, thinking about responding with a thumbs up emoji is too fucking hard.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.915940 del
>>915939
>Why is it all so difficult?
It is the way the trauma has shaped your brain.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.915941 del
>>915938
Don't you dare.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:41 [Preview] No.915942 del
Hot & Crispy Snack Wrap $2.95 @ KFC


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.915943 del


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.915944 del
Cancelled the shift, garn instead. WINNING


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.915945 del
>>915944
Not funny.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.915946 del
Had a vanilla slice.
Having a Double Dare now.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.915947 del
>>915946
Where is me sausage roll?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.915948 del
>>915947
I didn't get you one.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.915949 del
>>915948
My mouth was watering.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.915950 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.915951 del
>>915949
You have rabies.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.915952 del
Good morning NEETs.
I had a very good sleep.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.915953 del
>>915942
Thanks Sam.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.915954 del
>>915952
Morning.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.915955 del
>>915946
>Double Dare
Its the same as the single, they just put a different label on it.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.915956 del
Might learn tibetan meditation techniques that allow levitation today.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.915957 del
No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sitting on a ball In the middle of the Andes


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.915958 del
>>915955
No it isn't, you fool.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.915959 del
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(1.51 MB 576x1024 zKMrWZnc.mp4)


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.915960 del
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>>915956
Successfully learnt to levitate. Have to think of something else to do with the morning now.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.915961 del
Garn make a smoothie with blueberries and celery, you neets want any?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.915962 del
>>915961
I'll just have ice cream please


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.915963 del
He got me a snosaj roll


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.915964 del
>>915963
You keep your mind off his snosaj.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.915965 del
>>915960
Now you need to learn to teleport.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.915966 del
>teleporting behind possum and pinching his bottom and teleporting away again


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.915967 del
>>915959
Handsome fella.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.915968 del
It's going to be 32 degrees here today.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.915969 del
>>915968
Warming up.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.915970 del
>>915963
Lucky you.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.915971 del
Who are the /ausneets/ deuteragonist and tritagonists?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.915972 del
>>915968
Hopefully it will be December before we get a 30° day here.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.915973 del
>>915971
I don't understand such big words, me dumb.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.915974 del
Snuck out while there are no neighbours and poisoned the grass, so instead of one meter high green grass I will have one meter high dead grass.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.915975 del
>>915974
Stealth gardening ninjaneet style


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.915976 del
>>915971
Cruisey agonised my deuter once.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.915977 del
>>915974
did you wear a hazmat suit? I saw a guy spraying weeds in the park here while wearing a hazmat suit, wondered about all the dogs and little kids that would be running through those plants later, being exposed to the chemicals.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.915978 del
>>915976
He's not a urologist, he's not even a doctor, he just says that to people so he can stick his finger up your bum.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.915979 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.915980 del
>>915978
He is a highly experienced amateur proctologist.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.915981 del
>>915979
That meme is spitting facts.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.915982 del
>>915977
The council guy can sue more easily if he gets sick.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.915983 del
>>915980
He learnt from the best.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.915984 del
He loves me the most.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.915985 del
>Want a fat hot sausage in my mouth.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.915986 del
>>915984
Get out.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.915987 del
>>915984
I'm jelly.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.915988 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.915989 del
That sausage roll was meant to be for me.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.915990 del
Rotoscope my rectum Daddy!


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.915991 del
>>915988
A good frog.
>>915989
You don't deserve his sausage roll.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.915992 del
Thug home area.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.915994 del
>>915984
That is a very flat snosaj roll did he sit on it?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.915995 del
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NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.915996 del
Sorry, I hope that wasnt in bad taste. I'm just a silly mong.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.915997 del
We've had a couple of horror movies suggested for halloween - Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Longlegs, and Nun. We might have an afternoon halloween movie, an evening one, and see a third horror movie on Friday 13th which is coming up soon.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.915998 del
>>915994
Thats how I know his love is real.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.915999 del
>>915997
Have you goys watched remulus yet?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.916000 del
>>915997
I will be unnavailable on Halloween. I think.
Can longlegs be the sat evening one?


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.916001 del
>>915999
I don't want to.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.916002 del
>>915999
He killed his bother romus.


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.916003 del
>>915998
>Tfw no preloved back pocket snosaj roll


NEET 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.916004 del
Only a prude wouldn't understand that a preloved snosaj is just experienced.


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.916007 del
Fucking can't do anything today.


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.916008 del
>>916007
Do a poo


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.916009 del
>>916008
I've actually done 3 this morning, which is part of the problem, my arse is so sore and traumatised I don't want to go anywhere.


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.916011 del
>>916006
How did birds evolve to have ultraviolet and infrared sight? Why don't we have that...


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.916012 del
>>916009
Fair enough a traumatised ringhole is a good reason to do nothing.


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.916013 del
an eagle bit my cock once


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.