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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No. 971216
Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

Old Thread: >>970185


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.971239 del
Too early


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.971303 del
NEET HOURS
BEST TIME


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.971304 del
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Wonder how that cash poor Neet is holding up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.971305 del
>>971216
NSW for the W


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.971306 del
>>971304
Feeling very sad at the moment.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.971307 del
Maybe if I have a nap I will wake to find Cruisey has placed a five cent piece in the letterbox.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.971308 del
>>971307
go thru your vaccum cleaner


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.971309 del
>>971307
I hope so 🙏🤞


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.971310 del
Angry yelling in the street from the neighbours. Bad Home vibes. They just got a fuckhuge american pickup truck too. Someone got an inheritance, I'll wager.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.971311 del
>>971310
Might have been retarded enough to get a loan.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.971312 del
>>971306
Bit of a povo situation neet. Bit sad. Why not ask a neighbor for some change?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.971313 del
>>971311
Just five hundered and sixty two weekly payments of $475 indexed and they will own it outright!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.971314 del
>>971307
Take some bottles to the recycling depot.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.971315 del
>>971312
It's alright. Everybody wants me to fail.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.971316 del
>>971315
Tell us why you want that box and we might change.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.971317 del
>>971312
I'll have to ask him why he wants me to give him money just to make sure its not for drugs or alcohol or comic books.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.971318 del
>>971316
Because it matches the dimensions of a box I already own and I need it to. Hence buying another.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.971319 del
I bet it's a sex thing.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.971320 del
I bet that NEET is going to put drugs or alcohol or comic books in this box. Thats why he is so evasive


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.971321 del
I never trusted boxfuckerNEET anyway.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.971322 del
Maybe I could put my $5 in the poker machine and get $6 out.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.971323 del
I fucked up again NEETs. I had 2/3 coffees and went and bought what I thought was caffeine & sugar free coke but it has caffeine and a drank a whole bottle. I'm wired.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.971324 del
>>971322
You will end up in debt and have to hock the other box.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.971325 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.971326 del
>>971322
What happened to the other 95 cents? did you blow it already?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.971327 del
>>971326
I did not. But you can't put less than a $1 coin in a machine.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.971328 del
All this cumbox talk is making me reminisce on the days you could get a pie with a coke for 5$


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.971329 del
>>971328
>pie with a coke
I would say that is a poor combination. Coke goes well with pizza. I would have a flavoured milk with a pie though. Just my 5c worth.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.971330 del
>>971328
There used to be a bowling place here that said in their ads "For $6.50 you get two games, shoe hire, a hot dog, fries and a coke".


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.971331 del
>>971329
>Just my 5c worth
Cruel NEET, very cruel.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.971332 del
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Updated the front page for ausneets.cv. Hopefully it explains what it's about a little better. I don't intend to moderate it or de-anonymize any neets.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.971333 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.971334 del
>>971332
That is a fine front page, but can you add a monero wallet so NEETs of means can donate to the poverty stricken NEETs to buy boxes.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.971336 del
>>971333
You're hoarding. Speculating on the box market.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.971337 del
>>971336
Imagine how many boxes nuro must have.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.971338 del
to think I shared my paint collection last night and today you are mocking my need for five cents


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.971339 del
>>971338
If you didn't blow all your money on paints you wouldn't be in this quandry.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.971340 del
>>971338
Get to the scouts recycling before it closes. You have dollars worth of bottles in that yellow bin.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.971341 del
>>971340
it has been emptied


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.971342 del
>>971341
It gets emptied tomorrow.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.971343 del
>>971339
Not going to show you the box creation if I can ever afford it then.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.971344 del
>>971342
somebody doesn't seem to understand I was basically away from home since the last recycling day


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.971345 del
>>971333
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.971346 del
still very hot in the outback if ventusky is to be believed


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.971347 del
>>971343
I'm sorry NEET I hope you get your box one day.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.971348 del
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Good afternoon bros


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.971349 del
>>971344
There is something in there. You only need one.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.971350 del
>>971348
Hello NEET. How are you going?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.971351 del
>>971333
You need a display case.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.971352 del
>>971137
many great wanks were had to her in my early teens


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971353 del
>>971349
He should go through the neighbours bins, I'm sure he would find one.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971354 del
>>971352
she had fucked up tits and that many freckles is gross


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971355 del
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>>971350
I'm ok thanks, cleaned the flat, went into town for a coffee and hit woolies.
Only mildly out of sorts today.
yourself?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971356 del
>>971353
might just steal the box from officeworks


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.971357 del
>>971354
she had great tits man, nice puffy nips. Tight little body in her prime.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.971358 del
>>971355
Sounds like you had a pretty good day NEET.
Mine has been quiet. Just did a bit of cleaning.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.971359 del
>>971358
>Just did a bit of cleaning.
You wouldn't happen to have found a five cent piece?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.971360 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.971361 del
>>971360
isn't that low?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.971362 del
>>971361
yeah the diastolic is a bit low but nothing crazy. I thinks its because I'm feeling depressed.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.971363 del
>>971358
Did you eat anything yummy today?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.971364 del
>>971363
I just had a small tin of pink salmon. It was pretty good. I don't like the fishy smell in my kitchen though.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.971365 del
Bum sniffers


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.971367 del
Cruisey hasn't done a poo yet today.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.971368 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971369 del
>>971367
His arse is not in a good stage.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971370 del
Gonna chuck it in for today. Too late to go out.


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>>971366
trev won't be replaced without a fight


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971372 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.971373 del
>>971369
The stresses of the Bossman lifestyle are hard on the bowels.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.971374 del
Cruisey stealthed me in a toilet cubicle once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.971375 del
>>971374
You never even mentioned condoms though you dirty slut.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.971376 del
Thinking about those four fingers


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.971377 del
Bought a caramel slice for afternoon tea, something I haven't had since I was in high school. Was disappointing.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.971378 del
ADIDAS


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.971379 del
>>971360
>>971362
Do you get dizzy from being low? I've been dizzy all day cause my bp has been low, went down to 81/50, was waiting to passout.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.971380 del
>>971367
He's blocked up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.971381 del
Tried some of those Indomie mi goreng noodles for the first time. Thought they'd be spicier than that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.971382 del
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>>971376
Some get the entire hand.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971383 del
We need to get rid of these scrawny low blood pressure ethiopian neets have a board dedicated to the neet gentleman of size only. Blood pressure 140+ required to post.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971384 del
>>971381
The more asian the packets look the spicier they are


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971385 del
>>971382
last australian pm i remember, couldn't tell you who the current fella is


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.971386 del
>>971384
the hot & spicy suimin cup is hotter than what I just ate
might need to buy a bottle of chili sauce after the cardboard box


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.971387 del
>>971379
I used to get dizzy when I stood up when they had me on far too strong bp meds.
I fell over from it once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.971388 del
supposedly they do a hot & spicy indomie
had to get the 5 pack I have at Victor as the poors buy up all the ones in lizbef


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.971389 del
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>>971383
👆💯


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.971390 del
>>971388
You can order some on Amaxon,if on sale they can be cheap.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.971391 del
>>971387
New neet lore drop. Didn’t know we had a bipolar neet? Do you get like rage episodes with it while unemdicated?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.971392 del
>>971391
Blood pressure you mong.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.971393 del
>>971392
Haha. Oops!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.971394 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.971395 del
>he doesn't know about my boong penis meds


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.971397 del
>>971395
Waddup black dick


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.971398 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.971399 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lgn1i1-EAUI [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.971400 del
i know what he doesn’t have Boxed package


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.971401 del
>>971400
box price


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.971402 del
Cruisey one of these will ease it out of you.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.971403 del
>>971402
>fuck yer that looks good
>shitskin actor at the end
All desire to buy the pizza evaporated.
Why do they still do this?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.971404 del
>>971403
Unless you're constipated and need to poo, it may not be the pixxa you need!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.971405 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.971406 del
>>971323
Caffeine is old wives tale.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.971407 del
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I sanded back the bulkhead 4 bits, they are only on the side and you can see that I need a middle bit. I also need to block the hole at the back of the seat and that one will have a screw hatch on it. I would have worked on it tonight but a sudden and torrential downpour hit and made me feel sleepy. I did fix the extension cord, I worked it out in my head, I was gonna put heatshrink on it first before I solder everything togehter. I always forget to put the heatshrink on it before I solder everything together. I cut the ends in a staggered way to they wouldnt touch wiht out insulatinon and soldered it. It was hard to solder them. I did it tho and it is okay but I forgot to put the heatshrink on before I did the soldering so I had to bodge it with tape. Fuck. I could have just put the end on the cut piece and made it shorter but I figured soldering it would be less work. meh it would have been about the same. I havent tested it yet and I hope it works. It was pretty straightforward. Put the purple on the green wire. The red on the purple wire and the green ton the black wire. I sure hope my shit doesnt run backwards when I plug it in. Legit might get a new cord tho. Gonna try and glue the headlinging in the car now. Might fukn go to bed early. I had a stressful day.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.971408 del
>>971402
Imagine brown hands touching the food you make.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.971409 del
>>971360
>59
That's a bit low. Do some exercises.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.971410 del
>>971406
Doesn't seem to do much to me, even near a gram.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.971411 del
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>>971407
I am very excited for the canoe launch.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.971412 del
Seriously considering the idea of getting a camper van and going around fruit picking


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.971413 del
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>>971366
>Jaswinder Boparai
>Narinder
>Pippal
Indian names are funny.

>>971372
>t. skyrim thief and dark brotherhood questline

>>971389
Should have used 140 emote.

>>971407
You should have bought a ladik.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.971414 del
>>971412
>fruit picking
It is hard work. Are you up to it?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.971415 del
>>971332
I guess goodbye to those fellas who want to leave.
WT has password now. (It has a couple of weeks now.)


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.971416 del
I bet Cruisey hasn't done a poo today because of nuros cruelty to him yesterday.
The poor blighter has cruelty constipation.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.971417 del
>>971414
Your job as a nitpicker is way easier.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.971418 del
>>971417
Does that pay well?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.971419 del
>>971415
The show will always go on.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.971420 del
>>971415
I don’t see a password on it unless there is another secreter board


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.971421 del
>>971420
The BO of a board have to enable passwords in the board settings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.971422 del
Also in theory the post queueing should work. Posts can be premoderated too by BO or the board users (voting). At least this worked at some point.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.971423 del
>>971416
He needs to eat some prunes.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.971424 del
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>>971413
that boat is too big. I need something light and discreet. The canoe is as big as I can handle. It is pretty nice tho.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.971425 del
>>971422
>>971421
So passwording was recently added? That would have been nice to know before i made my own version. I guess the neets haven’t realised it yet?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.971426 del
>>971424
There are in different sizes. Tho all made either of wood or aluminium. So probably even the smallest are heavy as fugg.
They are flat bottomed, and handle like canoe (like paddle on only one side and steer with the paddle after each stroke to keep it on line).


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.971427 del
Still no refund from the Romanians.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.971428 del
>>971425
After the thing happened we (Odili) started to work on the feature. But stuff got botched and posting got disabled entirely. So that had to be fixed and some other stuff too.
Well at least one fella knows, but he expressed little enthusiasm to run a/the board.
And frankly I don't see a reason why anyone should move from here. /ausneets/ is taken care of.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.971429 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.971430 del
>Clintons refuse Epstein subpoenas, face contempt charges


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971431 del
>>971430
Two more weeks.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971432 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971433 del
>>971431
It's in the bag


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971434 del
>>971429
I have a specific box of 431x406x596 that I wish to join parts of a second box of same width and depth to.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.971435 del
>>971432
It is about 450 AUD too. These gypsy niggers better pay up soon.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971437 del
>>971434
Fussy bloody NEET that's practically the same size.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971439 del
>>971435
What did you attempt to purchase from Romania of all places? They aren't exactly known for industry.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971440 del
>>971439
I am too embarrassed to say.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971441 del
>>971439
Romanian drugs


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971442 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971443 del
Boxes?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.971444 del
Downloading Chimp Empire (2023).


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.971445 del
>>971443
75 of them.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.971447 del
>>971437
we don't have them here either, fwiw


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.971448 del
>>971441
They would just have sent powdered donkey droppings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971449 del
so sleepy


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971450 del
>>971436
Just remembered these from back in the day.
https://acme.com/jef/comics/pervbert/


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971451 del
>>971428
You take care of me daddy Shibs


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.971452 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.971453 del
Still haven't opened that mead.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.971454 del
>>971449
shit man i just woke up two hours ago


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.971455 del
>>971453
it'll only get better with age
until it doesn't


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.971456 del
>>971436
how dare you, that man pushed hate speech, if you support him you're going to get arrested


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.971458 del
The posts here are much better in the mornings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.971459 del
I can't afford to get drunk. I've only got $15 and there is nothing worth getting for that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.971460 del
sleepy


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.971461 del
>>971426
Its okay, I really needed one that you could put a body in the front and take it deep into the middle of no-where and sink them with a car battery or something. The canoe is a bit too small for that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.971462 del
>>971459
Should be able to get a couple of bottles of moscato.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.971463 del
>>971462
>moscato
It contains too much sugar.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.971465 del
>>971458
The goon inspires the afternoon and evening posts.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.971466 del
>>971439
a mail order bride


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.971467 del
Going to lie down. I've been very tired lately. No energy.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971469 del
>>971459
I think there is casked wine for 15$ although I might be misremembering that. Might have been 20$ or 30$


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971470 del
>>971467
i'm going to manifest you having gay dreams tonight, good luck bro


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971471 del
>>971469
there are some $12-15 casks, but they're lower alcohol content (and shit)


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.971472 del
>>971459
can't you get like 3 bottles of chancellor and co wine for that
i thought they used to be like 2.50 a bottle but i guess they're 5 now idk, that's always my go to because i'm a cheap ass


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.971473 del
This broke NEET is very choosy about his booze. Back in my day we would drink anything at all.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.971474 del
>>971473
It should be clarified that the box-seeking NEET and the booze-seeking NEET are different people.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.971475 del
>>971471
True that they're shit. You could mix it with a 2$ bottle of soda just to get pissed. I can't drink anything except balter cerveza / corona's, they're the same thing and mixed jim beam now.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.971476 del
>>971473
When was that neet? Did you have a boong phase?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.971477 del
>>971473
Metho with a splash of boot polish was the best.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.971478 del
>>971477
Hand sanitizer is what the kids drink these days.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.971479 del
I wonder if moonshine really causes no hangovers.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.971480 del
>>971479
Possibly, as it would mostly just be water and ethanol. Most of the issues people have from hangovers are from preservatives and shit.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.971481 del
>>971476
We've all had a boong phase, all you had to remember was never loan them money.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.971482 del
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9.99$ casked white wine at dans


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971483 del
>>971479
>not coming from a bloodline of alcoholics and having the gene that makes it so you just don't get hangovers
weak


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971484 del
>>971482
>Sonata Estate
I'll take some metho from the fridge, thanks.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971485 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3v7-rGibr8 [Embed]
this simply must be heard. my new hype music for leaving landlordberg's to go and get tinnies


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.971486 del
>>971484
Don't forget the splash of boot polish!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.971487 del
Out of money. cenno says two grand tomorrow. Soon to be cashed up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.971489 del
>>971488
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.971490 del
>>971480
The meth head down the road drinks it when he cant get anyone to go to the bottle shop for him. He is banned from the only pub in town. Its some shit out of outback aus in The Proposition like he's one of the townspeople extras. Shit that was a good Moofie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.971491 del
>>971487
>two grand tomorrow
Advance payment?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.971492 del
>>971487
How is this possible?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.971493 del
>>971487
Double it at The Cas


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>>971485
>pic related


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.971495 del
>>971494
it slaps, i'm not saying you have to become a muslamic or anything like that m8


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.971496 del
>>971495
Whatever you say rag head lover


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.971497 del
Bins go out tonight Weber.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.971499 del
I want to have a rags to riches story but without having to do any work for it.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.971500 del
>>971497
Tomorrow morning. I have to remember to get the prawn scraps bag out of the freexer.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.971501 del
>>971500
>the prawn scraps bag
My exact body type.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.971502 del
Good night.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.971503 del
>>971502
Good night Pidge. xx
That pink nest in the cage is too exposed.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.971504 del
>>971502
Night fella.
That pidge lady doesn't know what she is doing, not the pidge.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.971506 del
>>971504
bro i thought that was the indian flag


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.971508 del
>>971506
The poo must flow.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.971510 del
Weed neet how much am i looking at out of pocket for a grow tent + the starter shit like lights soil and enough fertalizer for an i don’t know, 4-6 plant grow? Not counting power


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.971511 del
A jew literally threw his own shit at me once. I thought i could be friends with a jew. Jews? Not even once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.971512 del
>>971502
Good nights neetiepoos


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.971513 del
>>971492
There is more than just jobseekers.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.971515 del
Tooth hurty
On the bonjela


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.971516 del
With the 2025 decisive Lord Nuro and General Tiff victory over Stumers Creek, Stanners was left to flee blindfolded and barefoot.

We have finally begun long awaited logistal earth moving works in OPERATION: REMOVE THE SMELL


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.971517 del
>>971516
How was that excavator able to drive across the top of the water?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.971518 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0VLebj3fk [Embed]
Listening to nigger rap.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.971519 del
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How shall NEETs avoid the coming draft?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.971520 del
>>971513
I know. Why do you get more than me?
I want more


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.971521 del
Might remodel my flat to look like a doom level


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.971522 del
>>971515
See a dentist NEET. Don't suffer needlessly.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.971523 del
>>971519
Hide in the woods like dezi with pit vipers on of course


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.971524 del
>>971516
I just learned I have been pronouncing Stumers wrong.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.971525 del
>>971518
blade 2 was a perfect film, i miss the 2000s


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.971526 del
>>971516
it rained so hard this arvo that the gutters overflowed. I was just watching it pour thinking that the rain helps me think but doesnt think for me. eerie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.971527 del
I've got a male USB-A to male USB-C cord I use to connect my phone to my desktop. I went to plug it in to my desktop without looking accidentally was using the USB-C end. It caused my computer to shutdown lol. MongLyfe.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.971528 del
can't get to sleep, my sleep cycle is completely fucked


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.971529 del
>>971528
Try counting boongs.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.971530 del
wish i still had my beanbag, so i could lie on it and listen to stuff in the darkness


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.971531 del
>>971530
make friends with a fat neet


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.971532 del
>>971531
Cruisey has monopolised them.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.971533 del
>>971532
Rent a fat NEET


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.971534 del
>>971533
He charges by the kilogram.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.971535 del
>>971510
Don't grow in soil under lights, it's a waste of time.
Have a read up on deep water culture (dwc) it's the best method.
Prices for the gear varies a hell of a lot it's worth shopping around for the good places.
I paid 350 for the tent (2.4m x 1.2m x 2m), 500 for each of the lights (250-720w, covers up to 1.5m x 1.5m each), pipes and pumps were 300 or so and nutrients about 150 for a crop.
Roughly 2 grand for a setup that will grow 6-8 plants every 3 months, it'll give you 30-60 oz depending on what strain you grow and skill.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.971536 del
>>971535
Forgot the fan and the air filter that's another 350 or so.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.971537 del
>>971524
The sewing centre guy was pronouncing correct.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.971538 del
>>971527
It got sad.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.971539 del
Bright eyed and bushy tailed. Becoming dayturnal neets


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.971541 del
Harrumph


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.971546 del
>>971539
i like hearing the birds becoming active in the morning before i go to sleep personally


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.971547 del
>>971544
Dreamed stupid shit all night. Had to go to the toilet 3 times.


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>>971548
if that law gets passed and we become the uk i might actually get cops at my door this year
trying to weigh up if it's worth just staying out of it all and putting up with it if it means i live as a free man long enough to see the ai robot babes, tough choices


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.971550 del
>>971549
This website isn't a group.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.971551 del
>>971550
idk exactly who counts as a "hate preacher or leader" but it's more that if this passes i assume it's just the first step and they've already got police going to peoples houses in the uk and arresting them for online posts


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.971552 del
Watching your fellow countryman talking about that proposed law.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=WFtuoLD7mTs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WFtuoLD7mTs [Embed]
What I think they overaim so to get what they want when the opposing groups bargain it down.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.971553 del
>>971546
I like listening birds chirping as I get up in summer mornings.


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>>971551
It's bad. We're basically speedrunning the UK death spiral.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.971555 del
>>971552
i mean they already got the nsn to disband by announcing it, not going to conspiracy rant but it's hard for me to imagine that what the uk is like right now isn't the endgame for here, and yeah that guy sounds like he has the right idea


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.971556 del
>>971554
Will this affect Joslin?


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.971558 del
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>>971554
on the bright side just recently there was a big pushback against the propaganda game the uk just released


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.971560 del
I can't recall a new year where I've been so woed so early on.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.971561 del
>>971560
if you're talking about the law then personally i'm honestly more hopeful than usual with how much discussion there is


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.971562 del
>>971553
they're nice to listen to any time honestly


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.971563 del
>>971561
There are maybe half a dozen senators and maybe two lower house people (katter, hastie) who will vote against things, but the ALP, LNP and Greens will vote for everything. It's going to pass, and the only ammendments will be to add fags and trannies in with race.
Next week I'll lose my free speech.
A week or two later I'm losing my guns.
I need to compete with the millions of migrants for a job before I'm completely destitute.
The world is teetering on the brink of WW3.
It's all so hopeless.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.971564 del
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>>971563
You need Monk


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.971565 del
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>>971563
i don't think its completely hopeless, there's decent pushback, we have the uk to point at, it's aligning with politics in the US where they're also pushing back against mass immigration so there's a decent amount of discussion online, it's bad yeah but i wouldn't say hopeless


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.971566 del
>>971562
I shaped my thoughts to enjoy it. One morning I was woken up by pirds. And was angry about it. Then I thought it's stupid, birds chirping should be a nice thing to hear. And it was pleasant to feel the fresh morning air coming through the open window. So I thought I rather enjoy the fresh air and accept the birds making noises. And since then I'm not getting woken up by them, and when I awake and I hear them, it sounds pleasant.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.971567 del
>>971566
they're definitely noisy as shit sometimes but imo they're one of those things that you really learn to appreciate if you ever go somewhere without them


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.971568 del
gm neeties


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.971569 del
egg leaked out under the egg ring
fuck my life


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.971570 del
>>971567
True.

>>971568
Morning.

>>971569
Egg ring???


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.971571 del
>>971569
Worse things happen at sea.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.971572 del
>>971570
>Egg ring???
You know the circle things you crack an egg into if you don't want a flat spread out fried egg?
I was making a bacon and egg muffin.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.971573 del
go the box from officeworks ✅
fucked up a fried egg ❌
ate a bacon & egg muffin ✅
washed the pan ✅
explained egg ring to big fella ✅
having cup of tea ✅


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.971574 del
>>971572
I might have seen such in a video. Never in person.
When I make sunny side ups, I crack the eggs into a small bowl and pour the whole thing together carefully in a small-ish pan.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.971575 del
>>971573
To done list? after the fact to do list


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.971576 del
>>971572
god i'd suck someone's soul out for one of those right now


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.971577 del
>>971574
if I was making egg for a sandwich or hamburger or just eating fried egg on a plate, I'd just crack it into the pan
english muffins are only small in diameter, hence needing a tidy circle egg


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.971578 del
>>971575
my todo list has 15 items on it
might get 3 done if I'm lucky


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.971579 del
Good Morning NEETs
I got something in my eye last night and this morning I'm barely functional. Might chuck a sickie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.971580 del
>>971579
>I got something in my eye last night
jizz?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.971581 del
>>971580
Council meeting is tonight.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.971582 del
>>971563
We are in a war that started 100 years ago and was basically lost in 1945


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.971588 del
>>971586
that's fucked yeah


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.971590 del
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Looks like we had a good run, boys. Sure we never had the opportunities of the boomers or their semi-stable women but look at it this way: none of us have skin in the game anyway because no woman would look at us. Being unlucky and ugly and in the back seat is the only place you wanna be as the literal collapse of western civilisation is all but assured. There will be nothing to inherit but a dytopian hell world run by jews as a prison camp like they do with gaza. Lets hope the relatively good times end just after we turn ninety.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.971591 del
To our supporters,

As you may already be aware, we are in the process of disbanding the National Socialist Network and its associated projects, including the White Australia Party, EAM, etc., throughout this week.

We intend to be completely disbanded by 11:59 pm on Sunday, the 18th of January.

This move to disband is in response to the Australian Government introducing legislation that could designate our organisation as a “Hate Organisation.”

The government is moving the goalposts on our organisation after complaining openly for five years that it could not designate us as a terrorist organisation. That is because we have never advocated violence or terrorism, and we have always abided by the law during our operating period.

The disbanding process takes time, hence our need to disband throughout the week. We wanted to be proactive to avoid any possibility of onerous charges (up to 15 years in jail) for our leadership or membership, as it would be more difficult for us to wind up our operations effectively after such a ruling.

Our national meet that was to be held in Sydney on Australia Day is unfortunately cancelled as a result. Apologies to those who wished to attend. Thankfully, there are plenty of opportunities nationwide for you to celebrate Australia Day at March for Australia.

In the event that the bill fails—due to increased public debate, pressure, and various political parties having disagreements with the bill's packaging and wording—we will continue our endeavours, focusing immediately on the registration of our political party.

This is a dynamic and evolving situation, but regardless of what happens, know that our leadership and membership are committed to Australian Nationalism and will fight for our future, no matter what that platform has to look like going forward.

We will always fight as hard as we can within the legal framework. And if National Socialism must be pursued through parliamentarianism solely, then we shall look to do so in due time.

We thank our supporters for their ongoing support and hope that they will continue to support Australian Nationalism and a political party that represents White Australians, however that may look in the future.

White Australia


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.971592 del
>>971590
i can't let them take my ai robot wife away before she's even born, sorry bro


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.971593 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.971595 del
>>971591
I told them on telegram they were retards for doing roman salutes and using the nazi swastika like a year or two ago.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.971596 del
>>971573
👏🎉🙌


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.971597 del
>>971573
Where did you get the 5c from?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.971599 del
>>971597
I used my debit card. When I go to the bank this morning I will give them my coins.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.971600 del
>>971595
I just uninstalled it. There is no point to that platform now.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.971601 del
My goals for year of acceptance:
>Accept that I'm going to try to be a sick cunt and succeed.
>Accept that I'm going to get prescribed Ritalin and have unlimited
>Accept that I'm going to lose weight
>Accept that I've finalized my plan to bomb key members of parliment who support jews, including key figures of jewish leader ship subverting australia
>I'm going to accept that this is all satire and really I'll just be accepting being a lazy cunt for another year


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.971602 del
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>>971593
we had the best cars and the best music amirite?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.971603 del
>>971602
Everyone since copied us, brother. Everything went fake and gay after us.

I'm going out. I may be some time.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.971604 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.971605 del
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>When possum tries to attack your dog again


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.971606 del
>>971603
Grab me a zinger burgah on the way back please.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.971607 del
>>971605
are raccoons in the possum family?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.971608 del
>>971606
I was craving a zinger burger the other day. Opened the app and was severely impressed when they had a deal for a zinger burger for $3.95.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.971609 del
>>971607
Their like the uncle we don't talk about.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.971610 del
>>971609
uncle nuro?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.971611 del
>>971610
He won't even let cousin Cruisey do a poo in peace these days.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.971612 del
>>971590
Westrn civilisation is the institutions that uphold it. You're just a hippy who wants greener grass.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.971613 del
>>971608
>tfw impressed


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.971614 del
consumed two (2) slices of processed cheese and five (5) maraschino cherries from the jar over the sink


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.971615 del
Apparently Aldi Sprinters chips are rebadged Smiths. Somebody who worked at the Smiths Adelaide factory said so.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.971616 del
Going to coles to get fruit and bread and maybe some pastries.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.971617 del
>>971616
Get me some vanilla connoisseur ice cream please, and a cheese cake, and if you could go to one of the local bakeries and grab me a dozen lamingtons thanks.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.971618 del
Might get a chudjak tshirt, if they have them in 6xl


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.971619 del
>>971616
The pastries there are terrible


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.971620 del
>>971618
For what purpose?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.971621 del
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>>971620
To let everyone else know what idiots they are.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.971622 del
toastie sammy and soop for locnh


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.971623 del
>>971601
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.971625 del
>>971614
Cheeky NEET meal.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.971626 del
another fuckin dragonfly amazon delivery ffs
last time they didn't start their round until 12.30pm and didn't deliver until almost 6pm


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.971627 del
Hot!

#PresidentsWhoMoan


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.971628 del
>>971617
You asked too late sorry.
Saw a blatant crack deal out the front of coles that was quite funny.
You could tell they thought they were being subtle but it was in front of the self service area.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.971630 del
>>971601
I was getting steamed up until I saw that last one NEET. You had me going. We must accept reality.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.971631 del
>>971630
And exempt the rest.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.971632 del
>>971615
>rebadged
This is a bit of a myth. There are no rebadged foods. They may be made in the same factory and be very similar, but they are not simply "rebadged". They will have different ingredients and recipes (lower quality ones for the cheaper variety usually).
If you look at the ingredients and nutrition info on the back of the packs you will see that they are not the same.
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.971633 del
>>971632
>Thank you.
tone


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.971634 del
>>971633
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.971635 del
Four (4) Kopiko coffee flavoured sweets down the hatch.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.971636 del
NEETs who compliment 🫦


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.971637 del
Will Cruisey poo today?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.971638 del
>>971635
Those are what those old Italian men used to give Cruisey when he was flaunting himself in front of them.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.971639 del
>>971638
It was Cruisey wot got me hooked on them.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.971640 del
>>971637
I doubt it the retard is in full frantic mode this morning.
We will be denied those glorious knees again.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.971641 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.971642 del
>>971636
>NEETs who compliment ?
What did he mean by this?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.971643 del
>>971642
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.971644 del
>>971643
No problem NEET


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.971645 del
>>971640
>those glorious knees again.
I am still hanging onto the mental image of that elbow yesterday. But it can only do so much for me today...


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.971646 del
Tonight's meeting is too far away.

I also wanna see that box


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.971647 del
>>971646
>I also wanna see that box
Can't do anything until the Dragonfly fuckwit shows up with my gaffa tape and fresh box cutter.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.971648 del
>>971647
>the Dragonfly fuckwit
What has he done to earn this epithet?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.971649 del
>>971648
Because where Amazon Prime pajeets would typically deliver 11am-1pm on a given day, these pricks don't load their van until 1pm and it's 5.30-6pm by they deliver.
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.971650 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.971651 del
>>971650
i hear bazaar music


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.971652 del
>>971651
Names carved in stone. Nation carved out from under us.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.971653 del
>>971652
i mean it won't really be for very long anyways, you think whoever replaces us will be allowed to stick around once the tech billionaires have fully automated ai bots doing all the work they ever need?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.971654 del
Cruisey can you please throw a 1.25 litre bottle of cola over the fence on your way past please?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.971655 del
Good manners everybody today ✅


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.971656 del
>>971655
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.971657 del
>>971655
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.971658 del
Might write a cyberpunk adventure game full of hopelessly outdated 80s sci fi tropes.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.971659 del
>>971654
Empty or pre-filled with piss?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.971660 del
The Romanians have refunded me. Cashed up.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.971661 del
>>971659
no, unopened cola frrom the supermarket please


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.971662 del
>>971660
That is good news NEET.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.971663 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.971664 del
Went for a walk up the mountain. Dont feel any better about the situation.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.971665 del
>>971664
do you think you will be able to stop practicing hate speech by the time the laws come into effect?
You could taper off slowly


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.971666 del
>>971660
Now that the saga is over, please tell us what you attempted to purchase.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.971667 del
>>971665
the proposed laws are retrospective, something almost unheard of


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.971668 del
>>971667
will they trawl the internet for past hate speech?
Ridiculous, you weren't breaking the law at the time because they didn't yet exist. That's insane bro.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.971669 del
>>971665
Apart form the brown hands meme and saying we should execute pedophiles, I never really went on about the culture distorters and cultural aliens. I am in a post bigotry phase where every common trope is known and white superiority is assumed. I dont even hate on women because those issues are simply boring.

Why cant i post images, I am getting some syntax error unexpected token shit thats new.

My eye is feeling better which is a relief.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.971670 del
>>971661
How dare you reject the Piss of Cruisey.
No wonder he won't poo for us anymore.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.971671 del
The tomatoes have recovered from transplant shock which is nice.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.971672 del
(3.05 MB 720x404 1674730277991.webm)


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.971673 del
>>971671
yes the tomatoes


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.971674 del
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.net instance is fucked for uploading images .org is okay.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.971675 del
>>971666
A tent.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.971676 del
>>971675
Why buy a tent from Romania?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.971677 del
>>971675
BCF and Anaconda sell those?!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.971678 del
I suspect this NEET is hiding his true intent.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.971679 del
>>971676
Because I want a specific type of tent made of natural materials.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.971680 del
>>971679
You need a good yurt


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.971681 del
Fucked the ethnic twice and had a big bickering session. Cum on her gut and gave her a massage.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.971682 del
>>971679
Why were you too embarresed to tell us you wanted a tent?
Is it made from gypsy foreskins or something?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.971683 del
>>971681
>big bickering session
What was the dispute over?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.971684 del
>>971682
Because if I go into specifics it will be obvious what the tent is for and the NEETs will laugh at me.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.971685 del
>>971681
Now will you get my cola?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.971686 del
>>971684
You were going to wank off in the foreskin tent you vile NEET.
This is why Cruisey doesn't poo here any more.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.971687 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.971688 del
>>971678
Well bantered.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.971689 del
I've been so tired lately, I can't function. The only thing that perks me up is alcohol.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.971690 del
>>971689
Goon is your fuel.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.971691 del
>>971674
For the perspective is the camera looking down the landscape?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.971692 del
>>971690
I am too good for goon. I might get some Cooper's sparkling ale though.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.971693 del
>>971692
throw one of those over the fence too


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.971694 del
>>971693
The entire slab?!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.971695 del
>>971694
just a longneck please


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.971696 del
>>971695
I am buying bottles. You can have a six-pack.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.971697 del
>>971696
oh thanks!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.971698 del
He is getting out of hand with the exclamation marks (!) again. The situation is being monitored.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.971699 del
>>971698
More than three (3) exclamation marks is a wank.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.971700 del
>>971699
All wasted before tonight.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.971701 del
>>971698
I thought it was question marks???


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.971702 del
went down the shops for cheese and sundries. Bogan element swearing at thier kids and dogs from the front steps.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.971703 del
>>971700
Lots of the NEETs do that so they won't get mocked for premature ejaculation.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.971704 del
>>971702
Sundries tomatoes.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.971706 del
>>971704
sensible choggle


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.971707 del
made a Black Gold cocktail for something different
interesting


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.971708 del
>>971704
you gotta be careful with those because they are salted with nitrates or some preservative. I dont eat them generally but the ones that come in oil seem to be the best. Dont get them from china.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.971709 del
Have any of you NEETs ever had or seen bourbon and cola with guarana in very small cans?
I think it was 12% and I thought it was jim beam but I can't seem to find it on the internet.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.971710 del
>>971708
>Dont get them from china.
pretty much goes for all foodstuffs


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.971711 del
>>971683
Me trying. I then acted like a mong and be a depressive cunt for an hour.
I need to stop thinking I can get her on a farm.
Listening to Harvest by Neil Young. A man needs a maid.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.971712 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.971713 del
Fuck, I'm so hungry but I'm too lazy to eat.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.971714 del
>>971708
Yoy missed the joke NEET.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.971715 del
>>971709
Might have been short lived. The nanny state hates anything that might appeal to teenagers, like an alcoholic energy drink.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.971716 del
>>971713
Never had that problem. I'm a very conscientiousness eater. Always eating, even when I don't need to.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.971717 del
>>971715
No the whore I've been seeing drinks them.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.971718 del
You mean whore?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.971719 del
>>971713
Take up sleep eating.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.971720 del
>>971717
smirnoff ice double black with guarana?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.971722 del
>>971718
No a different one.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.971723 del
>>971720
>>971721
No they're in little white cans, 200ml I think, cheers anyway.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.971724 del
>>971685
Caffeine is bad. You get a raspberry schweppes, if theyere on special


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.971725 del
(4.76 MB 1280x576 cf-ring-em.mp4)
I wonder what happened to the fella who put a ring around his eggs.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.971726 del
Might make a TDS style reaction clip about the hate speech laws disbanding the NSN like what happened after Biden lost.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.971727 del
Apparently the Great Ocean Road has completely flooded near Lorne and cars have been washed out to sea.
It was on fire last week.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.971728 del
>>971711
That strawberry farm fantasy again.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.971729 del
>>971711
I hope you made love again after your depressive episode and didn't leave on a down note.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.971730 del
>>971728
>>971729
He still hasn't delivered the soft drink


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.971731 del
Am I a NEET if I'm 35, disabled, and fighting for SSI?

I haven't worked in a long time.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.971732 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.971733 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.971734 del
>>971725
No flies I would imagine.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.971735 del
>>971730
I'm still waiting for my yacht.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.971736 del
>>971731
Are you fighting?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.971737 del
>>971733
>>971732
And we all know what that means.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.971738 del
>>971725
He put a ring around his nuts next.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.971739 del
>>971737
It is nearly thursday night after all.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.971740 del
>>971738
We've all been there.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.971741 del
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I'm going to eat some pasta, buy that sparkling ale, and then watch Blade.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.971742 del
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>tfw they put a blue dot on your boongstick


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.971743 del
might have a glass of cordial and watch a moofie or tele


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.971744 del
>>971743
Have some sparkling ale.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.971745 del
Would it stop the bogans from breeding with their sisters?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.971746 del
>>971744
he didn't deliver any :(


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.971747 del
>>971745
That's the tasmanians.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.971748 del
Flossed my teeth.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.971749 del
>>971686
We wont all fit


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.971750 del
>>971741
The wesley snipes blade was in deadpool and wolverine which was a bit good


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.971751 del
>>971748
Much blood?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.971752 del
>>971699
One is just like scratching your balls


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.971753 del
>>971751
A little bit. I keep doing it and they keep bleeding.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.971754 del
>>971727
They certainly can't park there!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.971755 del
>>971729
That was when I jizzed on her gut.
She does Woody Allen psych analysis sessions with me and needs to reminded that she's shallow and two faced like society wants and thats all we can hope to adapt to.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.971756 del
>>971731
Post your elbow.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.971757 del
>>971755
You shouldn't talk to her at all. Just grunt.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.971758 del
Still haven't gotten the sparkling ale. I am falling asleep. I need to grog to perk me up.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.971759 del
>>971755
>Woody Allen psych analysis sessions
Incest roleplay?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.971760 del
>>971755
I am still shocked by all those AI images of Woody from The Epstein Estate


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.971761 del
Fuck it feels good when you're the player on your team that makes it come back and then you win.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.971762 del
>>971735
Its out the back of possums


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.971763 del
>>971762
He said he'd hit me with a stick if I went there again.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.971764 del
>>971757
Part of the argument was about her grunting at me then hanging up when I called at 7am to go make her breakfast. She is not playing the sympathetic mother figure like I requested, this is some snotty entited sister figure that has a big head.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.971765 del
>>971763
He'd molest you in the netting with a cucumber.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.971766 del
>>971764
>mother figure
>sister figure
You're getting a bit too into the woody allen stuff there.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.971767 del
>>971765
Then straight to the green bin!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.971768 del
bored as fuck, gonna dl avatar and skip watch it.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.971769 del
>>971766
She quoted freud and then told me how hes wrong.
Rem8nds me of one of those 1920's floosies that dont care bout nuffin.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.971770 del
>>971769
A flapper


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.971771 del
Didn't they decide that Freud was just a sex mad old pervert?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.971772 del
>>971770
She said Nick Champion is a cunt and I said he was a communist because weber said so


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.971773 del
>>971772
I don't know who that is sorry.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.971775 del
>>971772
You called me a communist too


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.971776 del
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Stressed. Handling it okay but i am gonna go off the coffee for a while until the threat of anxiety is over.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.971777 del
>>971772
I thought you were a card carrying member


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.971778 del
>>971777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.971779 del
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GOON EBENINGS BIG FELLAS

Nuro woke up early thismorn. Drank too much last night, did not consume enough feed. Woke up this morning Feeling Pretty gosh darn rough. Got pillbrained and drank milk and icecubes. Had a bunch of old fucks (three seperate phone calls) wanting me to drive and pick up some cheap old rusty bikes. Looks like my number business card got shared around one of the gated retirement villages. This is why i keep a low profile. There honestly work i dont want. Just not doing it.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.971780 del
>>971779
Sell them eebs. Thats what they really want.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.971781 del
>>971779
You need to look after yourself more. Buy double next time you go to KFC so you will have some leftover the next day.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.971782 del
>>971779
Based.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.971783 del
sundries


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.971784 del
Comfy rain out of no-where. Fuk this copy of avatar is branded and appears to be 680p.
still gonna watch it.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.971785 del
>>971777
I just conform to what's hip.
Punk as fuck.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.971786 del
>>971785
You are a fickle slut.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.971787 del
>>971779
>Just not doing it.
Onwards and upwards. You are the monk of the bicycle repair business.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.971788 del
Any time someone tells me they are a communist I ask for half their stuff.
I have never recieved half their stuff.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.971789 del
>>971788
I'm communist and all your staff belongs to the Party, comrade. Hands up!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.971790 del
>>971789
You keep your filthy hands off my staff


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.971791 del
>>971789
*stuff too


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.971792 del
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>>971781
My Man ! We Executive NEETs share a psychic bond. Just got back from seeing the Colonel… Inhaled half a Tendie Dinner meal on the way home.

Flowing through my veins this premium feed is…. Wallowing I am extacy, cigarette in hand, tendie in the other, Italo disco reverberating through the concrete walls


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.971793 del
>>971788
communist means they are dedicated to the destruction of western civilization. Mostly they are idiots, at best useful to the culture distorters at most base they are just orcs.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.971794 del
>>971793
Ok thanks for that


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.971795 del
>>971792
I got a good Ibiza 23 that sounds okay downloaded. Just not in the mood. Chucked it in and went up the mountain but it didnt help much. Sore and exhausted tho which is better than nothing.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.971796 del
Are polfags getting even more autistic these days?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.971797 del
>>971792
Executively Based.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.971798 del
>>971786
Fickle sickle


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.971799 del
>>971792
Based.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.971800 del
Sudden upset tummy 😞 Pooing 💩


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.971801 del
>>971800
Chux warmer on?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.971802 del
>>971801
No, I’ll have to wait for the tap water to get hot. Need to sit here for a bit in case there’s a second wave.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.971803 del
>>971802
You might need to install a Viva folded in squares.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.971804 del
>>971792
So you don't live in a disabled dunny anymore? All that computer setup must be setup somewhere else.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.971805 del
>>971804
In The Pad.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.971806 del
Nuro should come and live with me and teach me how to be based.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.971807 del
>>971805
I haven't seen much of it


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.971809 del
Got teh sparkling ale, finally.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.971810 del
>>971804
He has his computer in bosslady's workshop and sleeps in the dunny.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.971811 del
Avatar is actually pretty gay, gonna close the tab.
I am going to bed.
Good NIght NEETs.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.971812 del
>>971811
gn pidge


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.971813 del
>>971809
Well done.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.971814 del
>>971811
Good night.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.971815 del
>>971811
For some reason instead of calling it "fire and ash" people were calling it "tired and ass"


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.971816 del
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Cameron hasn't made a decent movie in 30 years. We need to send a cyborg back in time to terminate him after terminator 2 so his legacy can be saved.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.971817 del
Good night.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.971818 del
>>971817
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.971819 del
>>971811
Fallout is more interesting but I played some of the games and thought they were okay.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.971820 del
Watched Raiders of the Lost Arse mostly on fast forward while drinking green cordial.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.971821 del
>>971820
Is that a porno?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.971822 del
>>971820
>green cordial.
The sugar free I hope.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.971823 del
>>971821
Yes, the first movie was quickly followed by the sequel "The Temple Of Anal"


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.971824 del
>>971822
Of course


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.971825 del
>>971817
Night fella.
Jappo pidge?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.971826 del
need to start doing something practical, i keep working on silly pointless projects


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.971827 del
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Henlo frens

Sorry ive been away. Its been a wild ride. I dont really matter in the great scheme of things. I think you guys are awesome, and I'm glad you're always here to cheer me up when I feel the need to lurk.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.971828 del
>>971827
Hello m8. It is nice to see you again.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.971829 del
>>971827
Hello.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.971830 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBsPXwCHexg [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.971831 del
>>971827
Welcome back m8.
On a related note, where the fuck is Davo?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.971832 del
>>971831
in cruiseys shed being severely mistreated


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.971833 del
>>971832
Such cases.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.971834 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.971835 del
>>971816
Even the blue on blue violence aspect is pozzed because no smurf gets fludged in anything approaching a satisfying way. They just get shot with an arrow and fall down. I hate them so much bros,


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.971836 del
>>971827
Hi NEET. We are always here for (You)


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.971837 del
Sudden frenzied quacking outside. Stirred up ducks. False alarm, or is a predator on the loose?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.971838 del
>>971825
I would assume, yes.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.971839 del
>>971827
Welcome back NEET.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.971840 del
Watching sumo. Just sayin.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.971841 del
Watching Shibs. Just snooping.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.971842 del
>>971841
Good snooping?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.971843 del
>>971842
He gets giddy watching the big fellas.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.971844 del
>>971843
I know you prefer when the mullet guys feeling up each other.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.971845 del
In a grouphug.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.971846 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.971847 del
I hope Cruisey is able to poo today


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.971848 del
Might do the dishes


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.971849 del
gm neets


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.971850 del
>>971849
Morning fella.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.971851 del
Did the dishes.
Waiting on tea to steep.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.971852 del
need to start exercising again
was doing 6k walks when motherbat was staying here


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.971853 del
>>971852
You need to take up a combat sport of some sort.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.971854 del
>>971852
I support this.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.971855 del
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Might build a ziggurat today.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.971856 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.971857 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.971858 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.971859 del
Cruisey I don't wanna be naughty


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.971860 del
>>971859
You can tell that's a White town.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.971861 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.971862 del
>>971858
Morning, fella.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.971863 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.971864 del
>>971861
kek

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.971865 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.971866 del
bacon sammich down the hatch


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.971867 del
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Will it come today, or will it arrive on Tuesday?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.971868 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.971869 del
>>971867
Sir might be nice and deliver today.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.971870 del
>>971867
tuesday


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.971871 del
>>971869
If it makes it to Pooraka by 11am, there's a small chance, but >>971870 is my guess.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.971872 del
Poo raka


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.971873 del
Microplastics arent real, youre just fat.
“The brain microplastic paper is a joke,” said Dr Dušan Materić, at the Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research in Germany. “Fat is known to make false-positives for polyethylene. The brain has [approximately] 60% fat.” Materić and his colleagues suggested rising obesity levels could be an alternative explanation for the trend reported in the study.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.971874 del
going to aldi to get some cola and chibs shortly


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.971875 del
>>971873
Does this mean fat people have smarter brains?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.971876 del
>>971875
Fat people think so.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.971877 del
>>971849
>>971850
>>971858
Good morning. Got paid. Need to save some this week


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.971878 del
>>971876
I know I'm a dumb cunt. My life is poof.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.971879 del
*proof ffs


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.971880 del
>>971878
I hope your life doesn't go poof, I would miss you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.971881 del
>>971878
>>971879
Freudian slip


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.971882 del
>>971881
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.971883 del
>>971882
I accept him as he is.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.971884 del
The HOWZITGOAN yeller just road past.
He's up early today.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.971885 del
>>971883
The stigma is no more.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.971886 del
Hmm idk what to get for breaky.
>magdolans
>pie or two
>eat at home
>kebab


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.971887 del
>>971884
Did you ask him howzirgoan?


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.971888 del
>>971887
I never get the chance he rides his bike too fast.
Sonetimes he yells PRAISEJAYSUS instead.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.971889 del
>>971886
Could you cook me some scrambled eggs please, with 2 slices of toast with plenty of butter on them thanks.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.971890 del
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Had a guy from a factory call me up after I wrote them a year ago, saying he now wants help to write code. Told him i cant help because of my NEET issues. Said I was full time NEET and had to focus on that. Dont think today is gonna get any easier, bros.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.971891 del
Got 5 numbers on the powerball
$60.80, first win I've had in a while.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.971892 del
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>tfw missed out on teenage love and sex by a cunt hair with a girl who was swooning over me
>tfw i'll never get a chance again because i'm a dud


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.971893 del
>>971891
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.971894 del
>>971891
That's good.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.971895 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.971896 del
Sprinters barbecue chips taste pretty bloody similar to Smiths. I reckon that NEET would fail a blind taste test.
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.971897 del
>>971896
Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.971898 del
Thunk yao


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.971899 del
>>971898
Fuck off nip


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.971900 del
>>971899
Someones not getting a rub and tug now.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.971902 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e70HWnkNUKo [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.971903 del
(5.82 MB 4000x3000 20260116_064857.jpg)


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.971904 del
>>971892
iktf lad, it's a worse feel when you actually had chances you didn't know how to capitalise on


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.971905 del
>>971903
10/10 would chuck in old bike.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.971906 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.971907 del
>>971905
You'd give the old bike to nuro for a quick handy.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.971908 del
looks like cyclone koji is reforming of arnhem land. could be a big one for the boongs


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.971909 del
I have putting air in my bike tyres on my list today.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.971910 del
>>971904
Exactly all I had to do was make a move she was so wet. She was literally hanging onto my arm in class and wouldn't let go and kept drawing hearts on my arm. A bully appeared while I was with her and I pushed her and said she was fat. Why the fuck did I do that? This makes me want to drink.
Also pic related. This meme is from my high school. My year level coordinator mz greats made it and everyone laughed at it every time we walked past it.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.971911 del
>>971903
Lookout for crocodiles.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.971912 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.971913 del


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.971914 del
>>971912
Morning NEET


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.971915 del
CRUISEY YOU POO NOW!!!


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.971916 del
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>>971876
I know this is aimed at me. You can be so cruel.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.971917 del
>>971916
You're just being paranoid, but you may be right


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.971918 del
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>tfw fat and proud so never paranoid


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.971919 del
>>971891
Well done. I haven't played any lotto in months.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.971920 del
>>971896
>a blind taste test.
They would be shit and shitter. Intro level chips. Inedible. Aldi blackstone range is the bare minimum. Thank you.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.971921 del
>>971903
Lovely.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.971922 del
>>971910
There was something defective with this girl. You sensed it and rejected her. Maybe pheromones or something. Nature controls your mating matches more than you know. Alternatively you could be minor attracted and just werent interested.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.971923 del
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NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.971924 del
(1.38 MB 720x1280 balls up.mp4)


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.971925 del
>>971915
It's not good for him to hold it in this long.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.971926 del
>>971925
He's going to end up having a major explosion just at the wrong moment.


NEET 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.971927 del
>>971925
Maybe he is trying to clogger mog Weber.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.971928 del
Weber's are 60% microplastics. Padded out. Adulterated. I've said my (5c) piece. Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.971929 del
>>971926
All over the ethnic.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.971931 del
>>971929
"cleanup room 2"


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.971932 del
>>971928
>Thank you.
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.971933 del
He was eating those sprinters chips bags, that's all I'm saying. They taste the exact same as the chips. Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.971934 del
>>971920
I have a problem with your tone.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.971935 del
wank poo


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.971936 del
>>971934
A thank you at the end covers a multitude of sins. Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.971937 del
>>971936
Your new routine is extremely boring.
Wank poo.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.971938 del
>>971928
If you can't handle him at his most polyethelyne, you don't deserve him at his most omega-3.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.971939 del
Was looking forward to having the cheexe I bought yesterday for brekfast. bega strong and bitey I go to the fridge but its not there, I put it in the freexer by mistake. FML having peanut butter and jam.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.971941 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.971942 del
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>>971922
> There was something defective with this girl.
There really wasn't anything defective with her which is why I'm just'd over it. Maybe she was a bit plain or boring though.
I just had a sudden moment of mental illness where stockholm syndrome took over me and gaped me. Getting women is so much harder now and you have to be successful and doing well to impress them as well as having presence. I envy the men who just have 'it' and know what they're doing and have fucked hundreds of chicks. But, year of acceptance. I will work on it and stop woe posting about it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.971943 del
>>971939
Leave it out for a while NEET, it will defroxt.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.971944 del
>>971940
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.971945 del
>>971942
Women are bad news, good ones arent real. I am sincerely glad for all the opportunity I didnt get and I avoid talking to them now.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.971946 del
>>971943
I chuxed it in the bin. I did take a pixxa out for tonight tho.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.971947 del
I'm back to the old kill myself feels. Think I fucked up the ethnic situation.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.971948 del
>>971945
Maybe you are right but I see true beauty and meaning in good women. It can be hard to see when they have never given you a chance and all we see now is blue haired ethots making tiktoks about how they're entitled to better things and men deserve the rope and that.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.971949 del
>>971947
What did you do NEET? I'm sure it's not too bad. She seems to like you quite a bit.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.971950 del
>>971947
Just ignore her for a while. She'll come back.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.971951 del
>>971948
Some women do introspect and realize they have flaws but are they gonna think their way out of it? It'd be like a jew going against team jew and becoming anti-semetic. Extremely unlikely to happen.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.971952 del
>>971948
All women are fickle and just want for themselves, like most men. The issue is when one gives more or less than the other receives. Reciprocating emptional weight is like a seesaw ontop of a rally car. We all just want what we want and that changes. Women and men are the same, I want what I dont have and dont appreciate what I do.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.971953 del
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This is real.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.971954 del
>>971951
> but are they gonna think their way out of it?
Of course not. They can't actually think. But then again a lot of men are so stupid they can't think either.
> It'd be like a jew going against team jew and becoming anti-semetic. Extremely unlikely to happen.
Kek. Women can be reasoned with if you understand they are primarily emotional beings so they need to 'feel' safe and secure to be guided to a rational conclusion. Women have better working and long term memory than men so in relationships they will use that against you to fight for their feelings being shit. When a woman uses shit from their memory really what they are saying is you aren't making my feelings safe and secure and you aren't providing for me, these are the times you didn't do what I needed you to be doing.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.971955 del
>>971953
How the fuck are antifa even useful idiots at this late stage in the war on the western culture imperium?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.971956 del
>>971955
You forgot to say point of personal privilege, comrade.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.971957 del
>>971954
Allowing women into mens jobs was a mistake.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.971958 del
>>971956
what does that even mean? What about the handy wavey thing they do in meetings? Holy shit they are weird.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.971959 del
>>971958
>What about the handy wavey thing they do in meetings
that's clapping without making noises which might upset the retard next to you


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.971960 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.971961 del
>>971867
It's gonna be Tuesday
le big sigh


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.971962 del
>>971955
They are western culture. Individualism doesnt exist in any other culture.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.971963 del
Want to put my hand on Cruisey's shoulder and tell him it's going to be alright. Also let him know I'll help him move a body if need be.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.971964 del
>>971962
>Individualism doesnt exist in any other culture.
It's not supposed to exist in 'real communism hasn't been tried' either.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.971965 del
>>971957
Yes. Women should not be allowed to vote or have positions of power


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.971966 del
https://senatormalcolmroberts.substack.com/p/say-its-name-albanese-islamic-terror
Not a bad piece. He should challenge Pauline for party leadership.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.971967 del
>>971964
Gommunism tries to retain backwards eastern block tribal ties.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.971968 del
>Trump confirms he took Machado's Nobel Peace Prize medal
utterly shameless


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.971969 del
>>971966
>He should challenge Pauline
They should have a knife fight.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.971970 del
>>971962
Retarded take. The whites are just degenerates, they exist in all races.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.971971 del
We /ausretard/ today.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.971972 del
>>971969
knifey spoony


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.971973 del
>>971971
wrong tone


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.971974 del
>>971947
Give it a day and then just offer a general apology.
And maybe buy her jewelry, that usually works.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.971975 del
>>971973
Eat shit and die.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.971976 del
>>971975
Cruisey are you seeing this??


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.971977 del
might do crack with Nuro


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.971978 del
Got a question for Nuro when he is free tonight.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.971979 del
not about crack about bicycle tyres and tubes


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.971980 del
>>971979
you cant afford the tubes and tyres Nuro uses.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.971981 del
>>971980
no, I know that
just a question or two about my bmx tubes and tyres


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.971982 del
>>971979
You could smoke crack through a bicycle tube.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.971983 del
>>971982
true
the chingchong asbestos and heavy metals dust in the tubes would be worse than the crack


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.971984 del
Nuro at the bike shop is a friend of mine
He fixes my bike for free
He's quick with chain lube
Or to inflate your tube
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He said NEET my friend this id killing me
As the tears ran down from his eyes
You know I could've been a helicopter mechanic
If I didn't have these big flabby thighs


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.971985 del
>>971984
Oh, la, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da-dum

kek


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.971986 del
anybody else notice that you get a wrong captcha message even though you've typed exactly what's in the fuckin box?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.971987 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.971988 del
>>971987
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.971989 del
>>971978
Join the queue. Actually thanks for reminding me I've got to buy the amp he recommended


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.971990 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.971991 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.971992 del
I baked a pie


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.971993 del
>>971992
Well baked.
Good pie?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.971994 del
>>971992
You should have consulted Tiffin first.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.971995 del
>>971984
kek, well done.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.971996 del
>>971992
Oh boy! what flavour?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.971997 del
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I boughted the amp and a random mechanical keyboard that was on sale. This aliexpress shit seems dodgy as fuck. I trust it less than my meth dealer. But if it's nuro-certified then it must be for real like dezi freeman


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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.971999 del
>>971997
You bought the meme keyboard, now the chinkjews will know you are not nuro approved and send you the faulty amp.
should have consulted nuro first


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.972000 del
>>971999
I'll have to call nuro and get him to sort this out for me


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.972001 del
>>971997
Officeworks have a decent $30-40 mechanical keyboard. I got it after I destroyed my $300 with beer.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.972002 del
>>972001
>$300 with
$300 one* with


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.972003 del
>>971999
Common pitfall.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.972004 del
>>972001
Lol. I killed like 4-5 keyboards in the last two years spilling shit on them. I killed my ducky shine 3 mx browns by spilling alcohol on it. Then I got 2 or 3 more logitech keyboards I kept killing. One of them I put in the oven to dry it out and it actually worked but it melted and bent the shape so I put it back in the oven to fix the shape and then it died.
The office works one has mx reds which have no tactile feeling. Would not buy / 10


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.972005 del
Got paid today. Should I spent some of my last 150$ I need for smokes on goon?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.972007 del
>>972002
kek. Should have destroyed your $300 with pokies instead.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.972008 del
>>972004
>The office works one has mx reds which have no tactile feeling. Would not buy / 10
This one? https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/typhoon-strike-backlit-wired-mechanical-gaming-keyboard-tymk86a
It seems alright to me, and I cut about 5000 lines of code on it in the couple of months before I got let go.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.972009 del
>>972005
Yes you need something for yourself. It can't all be just bills and groceries.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.972010 del
>>972008
> It seems alright to me,
You actually like mx reds? I have a switch tester in front of me and I feel nothing when I press on the mx red one.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.972011 del
>>972005
Treat yourself NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.972013 del
>>972010
I don't know the differences.
They have resistance when I type on them?
My $300 Corsair had cherry blue I think.
Reistance is similar and they both made click noises.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.972014 del
>>972009
>>972011
Got jim beam
>>972013
On this tester I got red isn't clicky at all and makes no sound and has no bump feeling and blue has a bump feeling and a click sound


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.972015 del
Dodgy thread in the catalogue


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.972016 del
>>972014
Where did you see that the Typhoon keyboard uses red mx keys? It's not listed on the office works page. I imagine a full set of cherry keys is woth more than the $39 they want for the keyboard.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.972017 del
>>972015
Just global report it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.972018 del
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>>972016
It's the one that was linked above. In the description it says it uses red which I'm guessing are based off cherry mx red switches


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.972019 del
>>972001
I have a 25 year old keyboard that is unkillable
I've spilled drinks on it so many times and I pull it apart, wash it and leave it in the sun for a while
They don't make them like that any more


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.972020 del
>>972019
They stopped consulting Nuro.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.972021 del
>>972019
yeah an OG honeywell or IBM model M would be good


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.972022 del
>>972020
👆💯


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.972023 del
(3.04 MB 4000x3000 20260116_113304.jpg)
(2.24 MB 4000x3000 20260116_113152.jpg)
This is it


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.972024 del
>>972023
Thats a really old and grody keyboard, NEET. Is it even USB compatible? It looks like it came off a C-64 or something.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.972025 del
>>972023
Based.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.972026 del
>>972024
It came with an off the shelf computer 25+ years ago.
Bought a new machine in december and they work fine together.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.972027 del
>>972026
>25+ years ago.
Impressive


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.972028 del
>>972026
How old are you, NEET? That key board is older than I am!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.972029 del
>>972028
Twice as old as the keyboard.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.972030 del
>>972029
You don't look a day over 30, NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.972031 del
might chuck it in and go outside to see what the shouting is about.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.972032 del
>>972030
Thanks NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.972033 del
>>972030
Bits of him are worn out and all the goon spilled into the works have hardened into a brown and unappealing patina.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.972034 del
>>972033
I did get my cpu rebuilt recently.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.972035 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.972036 del
>>971963
Thank you. Thats what I need.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.972037 del
>>971986
I refresh it like 3 times before every post. Still plays up. The captcha is a gay.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.972038 del
>>972023
Nice knee


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.972039 del
>>972036
>Thats what I need
So who is he helping you move?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.972040 del
>>972037
>The captcha is a gay.
I might offer some feedback on >>>/operate/ about it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.972041 del
>>972039
Nice try, Uncle Mike.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.972042 del
(Not) Good Afternoon NYETs.....

>29c
>90% hoomidity

Fuck me this unbearable and just plain Fatiguing. You can see it on everyones face. In the mobile cool zone. Garn get some slop and headback to the main cool zone. I hate this weather. Just not doing it. Just not gonna.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.972043 del
>>972042
I bought the amp you suggested nuro and it was on sale. Also bought a mechanical keyboard which we'll see if it's dogshit or even turns up or not


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.972044 del
I see shiny white metal on the bodies of the newer fancy SUVs now. Possibly chrome but more likely some sort of imitation. It is making a comeback.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.972045 del
>>972042
Based.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.972046 del
>>972044
Shiny and chrome.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.972047 del
Texted my brother and he says we got that computer when he started high school which makes that keyboard 32 years old.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.972048 del
>>972047
Take good care of it NEET. It is an heirloom.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.972049 del
>>972042
Is that you, Nuro?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.972050 del
fuck me he has whizzed away again


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.972051 del
>>972050
Love 'em and leave 'em.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.972052 del
>>972047
That keyboard is older than me


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.972053 del
>>972052
zoomer


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.972054 del
>>972051
Or wank it and whizz it, as we say on ausneets.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.972055 del
one Maltofer down the hatch


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.972056 del
>>972040
Please dont upset the myagar bro.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.972057 del
wearing my bike helmet to post
feel more secure already


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.972058 del
>Maltofer is a brand of oral iron supplement containing iron polymaltose, used to treat and prevent iron deficiency and iron deficiency anemia,


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.972059 del
>>972057
Protect the old mong noggin


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.972060 del
>>972058
Motherbat had to stop taking those.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.972061 del
>>972057
Smart, you will be safe from sudden possum attacks.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.972062 del
Eating the soup that makes ya poop


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.972063 del
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>>972042
23.7 inside. Glassed the middle bit of the fourth bulkhead in and started mucking around with the last one its in 3D!.

Gonna have a handful of nuts and popcorn and some water and go up the bush for a bit.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.972064 del
>>972055
I take ferro-tab


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.972065 del
>>972060
Nasty side effect?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.972066 del
>>972063
My nuts are a handful


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.972067 del
>>972060
The foid GP tried to get me to get an IV injection of that stuff and I said no because its basically chemotherapy.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.972068 del
One bowl in, straight to the throne


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.972069 del
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If only he'd worn his bike helmet...


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.972070 del
>>972066
Barely


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.972071 del
>>972070
You needed both hands to hold them last night.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.972072 del
>>972065
She didn't like the way they made her poos black.
She was told to take it by a doctor, but every time she has a colonoscopy she had to come off it a certain number of days or weeks before, so that was another annoyance.
She was told to take it when everything was going wrong and they were trying to work out wtf her problem was.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.972073 del
>>972067
Women and browns shouldn't be doctors


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.972074 del
>>972073
Then you could go to the doctor without getting scared!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.972075 del
>>972073
I actually prefer a female doctor to look at my intimate bits. A male doctor triggers my fight or flight response when they want to finger me bumhole innit.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.972076 del
>>972073
When I hurt my balls cutting spars the GP was wearing a mask and told me to wear one too and sit at the other end of the room. At least they telegraph when they are crazy or incompetent. He did give me a referral to the ultrasound place which was basically all he had to do.

See (You) later for pixxa.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.972077 del
>>972053
I'm a millienial. difference is i didn't grow up with iphones and ipads


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.972078 del
>>972069
living rent free, based posso


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.972079 del
Stared down lots of cunts at a couple shopping centres. Only the white junkies seemed to know what I was doing.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.972080 del
>>972075
Normally when you pass out and wake up with a greasy bumhole it's disturbing and traumatic but in a hospital it's okay.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.972081 del
>>972080
<Tony pulls back the curtain


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.972082 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.972083 del
>>972080
Am I the only one that fucking hates hospitals? I got drunk and raged and fought the nurses and it took seven of them to hold me down. Another time I took the catheder thing out of my cock and pissed on the floor and mumbled nonsense to the doctor while pissing on the floor


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.972084 del
>monash dna screening
Another tool for the hyochondriacs


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.972085 del
>>972084
> hyo
Isn't that what the japanese say for hello?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.972086 del
>>972083
No you didnt.
Those catheters have an air balloon to hold them in. I knew a guy who did and he never got hard again.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.972087 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.972088 del
>>972085
Only to the Chondriacs


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.972089 del
>>972086
What is the tube thing you piss through called then? I pulled one of those out. I forgot to say they had me on drugs so I couldn't speak english properly


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.972090 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.972091 del
>>972089
a straw


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.972092 del
I dont get why health insurance doesnt cover suicide. Cant really see it being that different than accidently driving off a cliff.
Just suffer forever, or your family misses out. Fucking evil.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.972093 del
>>972092
Because you're knowingly choosing to die, defrauding the jew insurance agent??


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.972094 del
>>972089
A penis


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.972095 del
>>972089
Yeah, thats a catheter. There are straw ones but they dont leave them in, because theyd fall out.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.972096 del
>>972091
>>972094
When we play NEET Jeopardy you have to start each answer with "what is "


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.972097 del
I love my Asian GP so much .I think because she’s hot and nice it creates a halo effect. She’s probably pretty average and has dropped the ball a couple of times .
She held my hand once when she took my blood pressure.
She bulk bills me every time .


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.972098 del
>>972093
>defrauding
Its to cover the costs that the cunts left behind think they need. Dead is dead.
Might start up an insurance provider that covers chop suey. High premiums, they wont care


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.972099 del
I just get all my medical advice from ausneets.
t. deadneet


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.972100 del
>>972097
Worth every tax dollar. She owes you a hug.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.972101 del
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>>971828
Hey fren, im sorry i had to go

>>971829
Gday mate

>>971831
Davo went oilut pigging 2 years ago, last i heard, i think he went native

>>971836
Thanks fren, i owe you a beer

>>971839
*fistbump*

Fuck im glad im not a sapper in todays army. I cant believe the state of affairs. Should i lean into the absurdity?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.972102 del
>>972097
> She held my hand once
Did you fall in love and fantasize about long walks on the beach with her ?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.972103 del
>>972079
You just reminded me. At Aldi Smithfield this morning, there were a pair of rough as guts looking cunts who had filled a trolley with stuff and were trying to scam the girl on the checkout.
For example they had 6 bottles of orange softdrink in a box but tried to tell her there were only 4.
Alongside that box (on the far side, away from her) was a stack of meat trays and cheese they didn't declare.
When she called them on this bullshit they tried to say she had already scanned them, so she was going back over the in-progress receipt and they made this big show of apologising to the line of people for her wasting our time, even though it was them being criminal druggy scum.
Ultimately she called them out correctly on everything.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.972104 del
>>972098
>Dead is dead.
Yes, but the J considers insurance like a red/black roulette bet.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.972105 del
>>972103
These bad home types are completely shameless. Just blatant.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.972106 del
>>972096
What is the fuck going on are some NEETs off their meds?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.972107 del
>>972103
>>972105
Are you trying to tell me you have moral integrity and have never tried to steal from woolies?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.972108 del
>>972106
I think you mean, what is NEETs off their meds


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.972109 del
>>972097
She sounds like a good doctor.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.972110 del
>>972108
What is the I bow to your superior wisdom.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.972111 del
>>972107
I honestly can't think of a time I've tried to steal something like that. I've even pointed out incorrect change in my favour. As much as I hate colesworth, it's the sap on the counter that's going to get fucked when things come up short.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.972112 del
>>972097
I bet monk has a hot poojeta gp


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.972113 del
>>972110
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.972114 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.972115 del
>>972107
Liars, cheats and thieves deserve to hang. You deserve what you work for, nigger.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.972116 del
>>972115
Okay, TIFFIN


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.972117 del
>>972112
And a hot lebbo proctologist.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.972118 del
>>972115
What about your bestest buddy nuro stealing peoples lunch from the work fridge?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.972119 del
>>972118
Nuro put his pubes in a sandwich in the work fridge and then stole it and ate it once.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.972120 del
Tiffo wants nuro well hung


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.972121 del
>>972118
Nuro works for his blue blocks, 2 out the 5 pack are given back in tax to feed little mongs like IGA.. and he still feels like he's owed more. Entitled retards that dont know the value of a dollar.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.972122 del
>>972057
The stack hat suits you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.972123 del
>>972119
He stole his own sandwich?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.972124 del
Davo got caught with a crossbow after setting the scrapyard on fire once.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.972125 del
>>972122
I had an orange one of those with my first bicycle. Goofy looking things.
My current helmet is a DRS (Dirt, Ramp, Street), which all the cool BMX and skateboard kids wear if their Mummybot insists.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.972126 del
>>972123
It was a cunning plot with no drawbacks.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.972127 del
>>972123
The joke kind of riffed off of the fact that he works alone, NOOT.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.972128 del
>>972125
Flat black for extra street cred.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.972129 del
Need some Vans BMX shoes and some Dickies pants in 5XL-short.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.972130 del
>>972128
>Flat black
My order at Gloria Jean's.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.972132 del
>>972130
As much as I like black coffee, I always get milk if I'm paying for it as the discount for black is fuck all.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.972133 del
>>972125
Bike helmets are still mandatory here but you can ride electric scooters without one.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.972134 del
>>972133
They're mandatory here too.
I'm going to leave the chin strap undone for cred with the street urchins AND Police.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.972135 del
>>972134
You are a lone wolf maverick what don't play by the rules.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.972136 del
>>972127
So who's sandwich was it?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.972137 del
>>972136
Nuro's.
Fuck me.
These jokes work better when you don't have to explain them.
Apologies in ADVANCE for my TONE.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.972138 del
>>972129
I used to have Macbeth shoes and an Atticus t shirt.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.972139 del
>>972138
You should get some more in old man sizes.
We're going to be cool again, NEET.
Maybe cooler than we were first time around.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.972140 del
The sandwich was a metaphor. There was no sandwich.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.972141 del
>>972136
>>972137
To be fair nuro did tell us about stealing from the work fridge back when the bike shop was actually a real business.
Once.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.972142 del
>>972137
How did he steal his own sandwich? Were they his pubes?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.972143 del
>>972141
Those pork knuckles he ate for a while were Bossman joints.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.972144 del
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BO please ban he. he yell. it make sad


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.972145 del
>>972142
No he stole Cruiseys pubes.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.972146 del
>>972139
I think belts without holes that you hang down your leg needs a come back.
We were cool, werent we.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.972147 del
>>972146
You mean suspenders (braces)?
Also wallet chains.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.972148 del
I was going to have a nap but you NEETs kept me awake with all this tomfoolery.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.972149 del
>>972147
>You mean suspenders (braces)?
Red ones are banned under the new anti-semitism and hurt-feelings bill, as are red boot laces.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.972150 del
>>972147
No, those canvas belts without holes.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.972151 del
>>972147
Wallet chains were cool.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.972152 del
>>972150
Oh modern webbing belts. TBH I've never had enough slack left over to get one to hang down my leg. Barely enough on the end to tuck under the next belt loop if I'm honest. #possumpoblems


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.972153 del
>>972150
We could form a barbers shop quartet and menace passers by with close harmony singing.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.972154 del
Need some ai porn of the esafety commissioner. She has a sexy accent.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.972155 del
>>972154
she'd have been alright for milf porn if she wasn't such a heinous seppo bitch


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.972156 del
the current push against X/grok literally stems from it generating Albo in a bikini


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.972157 del
need to get that blood group fraktur tattoo while I still can


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.972158 del
>>972155
She looks like she'd smoke in bed and tell you to shut up if you spoke instead of eating her shaved minge, then tell you to fuck off if you went in for a kiss, and laugh about your reaction.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.972159 del
The site I get comics from keeps telling me to look at ai porn


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.972160 del
>>972158
>her shaved minge
she'd have full bush and at least one external roid


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.972161 del
>>972159
isn't that kind of self-defeating for a comic that kind of lives or dies by its art?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.972162 del
>>972160
That's a very specific fetish you have.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.972163 del
>>972162
it's not a fetish, it's a deal breaker
even for porn
close tab if I see an unsightly thing


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.972164 del
>>972161
I think it might be the only advertising they can get, they want me to get an si gf too


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.972165 del
>>972164
*ai gf


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.972166 del
>>972158
Bitches like that just want you to roll them over, spank them and do them up the clacker really.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.972167 del
Monk you could corner this market (Arithmetic as a Service)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.972168 del
>>972167
He can't count. I remember the blackjack arc.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.972169 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.972170 del
>>972168
His AI agents will manage the work flow.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.972171 del
Nuro is this true?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.972172 del
If I had a blackjack team, Monk and Cruisey would be the ones distracting the pitbosses and female croupiers. Nothing that required an MIT mind.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.972173 del
>>972171
Dickhead in blue knows nothing. It's daemon as in demon as in satanic bullshit.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.972174 del
>>972173
Matt Daemon?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.972175 del
>>972174
Into the bin, along with Linux.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.972176 del
>>971984
Like this one.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.972177 del
>>972176
sad harmonica honk


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.972178 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.972179 del
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>>972172
You would be like the three amigos.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.972180 del
>>972179
*stooges


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.972181 del
>>972180
Well bantered.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.972182 del
>>972180
nyuk nyuk nyuk


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.972183 del
Who on teh piss? 3 pints in


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.972184 del
>>972167
fuck you, neet, for keeping this spinning in my head
you can literally do C to F conversion in 5 assembler instructions
[code]
imul eax, 9
mov ecx, 5
cdq
idiv ecx
add eax, 32
[/code]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.972185 del
>>972183
3/4 bottle of whisky in


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.972186 del
>>972182
Why, I oughta...


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.972187 del
>>972186
*holds hand vertically between eyes, blocking eye gouge*


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.972188 del
>>972183
Going to the bottlo in half an hour


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.972189 del
I should have known NEETs would be Stooges fans.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.972190 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.972191 del
>>972189
only the old ones


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.972192 del
they still showed them on tele after school in the 80s/early 90s


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.972193 del
>>972184
Partner up with Monk.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.972194 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.972195 del
>>972184
18 bytes of opcodes and operands
the fucking API call is probably a couple of kilobytes


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.972196 del
>>972188
Pack of burger rings thanks.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.972197 del
I couldn't find any 3 Stooges pepe memes.
Can't believe they haven't been made.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.972198 del
>>972188
half a chook and minimum chips please
and a bottle of raspberry schwoopies


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.972199 del
>>972198
They don't sell any of those
>>972196
They may sell these I will check


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.972200 del
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>>972198
>schwoopies


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.972201 del
Back from the bush. Had a good time, cut up a spar and shaped it a bit. Pixxa for dinner. Having a bath.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.972202 del
>>972197
reasonably* certain I have seen one once on pol or twitte

*may have been a fever dream


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.972203 del
>>972201
You ever see any yowies or other cryptids out there?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.972204 del
>>972183
On the jim beam and coke. maybe 3-4 in


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.972205 del
Nuro, they're doing a Lancia Fulvia on Wheeler Dealers in 5 minuti (that's eye-talian for minutes).


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.972206 del
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You're a bunch of fucking normies and wagies. REAL gooners started drinking first thing when they got up this morning.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.972207 del
>>972206
And have shat their pants 3 times already


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.972208 del
Time to book tonights harlot


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.972209 del
>>972206
I'm nearly up to 27 standoes


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.972210 del
>>972208
Read the Gideons bible instead.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.972211 del
>>972207
"And ye shall know a neet by the colour of his pants" - book of Dan, verses 14:88


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.972212 del
>>972211
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.972213 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.972214 del
>>972211
Thanks Dan and Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.972215 del
I have deduced that most of the NEETs are secretly jealous of the chinky tuggers when Cruisey posts about his visits to the massage shops.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.972216 del
>>972213
want to go for a bmx ride


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.972217 del
>>972215
I am worried that he hasn't done a poo yet


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.972218 del
>>972217
One of the younger neets is going to have to use the finger on him.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.972219 del
>>972217
The Ethnic drama has bound him up.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.972220 del
>>972215
There is no shame any more.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.972221 del
Harlot booked.
I should probably wash my penis


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.972222 del
Quads and I will wash my penis.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.972223 del
>>972222
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.972224 del
>>972222
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.972225 del
>>972210
I can't wank to that


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.972226 del
Although the song of solomon is quite sexy


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.972227 del
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>>972203
Any other ones?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.972228 del
>>972222
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.972229 del
>>972227
Yes please.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.972230 del
>>972227
Very attractive pixxa.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.972231 del
>>972227
Looks good.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.972232 del
>>972227
Nice, good amount of cheese.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.972233 del
>>972231
Hey Shibs they called you a magyar before


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.972234 del
>>972233
I see.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.972235 del
>>972227
I'd like a meatlovers one next time please. Yowies, pidges, foxes, and river duck meat okay with me.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.972236 del
>>972233
you dirty dog


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.972237 del
>>972236
You was being rude


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.972238 del
Sometimes I get sad because the neets all doxxed me years ago but still feel accepted because they know who i am :)
#YearOfAcceptance


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.972239 del
>>972238
Are you real?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.972240 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.972241 del
>>972128
Which neet was hiring a flat backer tonight?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.972242 del
>>972240
I knew it!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.972243 del
>>972238
We doxxed you real good bby.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.972244 del
>>972243
Doxxing not nice and the rules say you can't do that because it's not nice :(


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.972245 del
>>972243
You mean boxxed?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.972246 del
>>972244
I'll ostracise you if you don't watch it mate


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.972247 del
>>972241
I am hiring a rather curvy backer.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.972248 del
>>972173
can confirm, unlike a traditional init, systemd can track individual service daemons after they start, and group together multiple processes associated with a service, giving you more power and insight into exactly what is running on the system.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.972249 del
>>972245
Well bantered.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.972250 del
>>972246
Say my name. You wont do it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.972251 del
>>972171
They have circumcised systemds.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.972252 del
>>972229
>>972230
>>972231
>>972232
>>972235
I thought the crust was a little underdone but it was bready and just right. The sauteed onions i split rather than sliced were a lot of fun to eat. 10/10 will eat leftovers tomorrow.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.972253 del
>>972205
lol they pulled the front bumper off this one and installed rally lights
unlike nuro though, they installed chrome escutcheons in the holes though, so it didn't look like shid


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.972254 del
>>972250
You're asking for it now Eugene


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.972255 del
>>972248
thanks google gemini


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.972256 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.972257 del
>>972248
It's traditional init?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.972258 del
>>972252
Onions are good for giving a sweet component.
What I'd add is hot paprika paste


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.972259 del
>>972257
rc.d u fag


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.972260 del
watching some shit about the bell witch after wheeler dealers
I'd have just shot the bitch with my shotgun


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.972261 del
Don't mean to alarm you neet bros but i have a weird bulge in my nut sack that is not either of my nuts


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.972262 del
>>972261
See your GP.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.972263 del
>>972261
that's just extra pee


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.972264 del
>>972261
Big poo?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.972265 del
I hope NURO comes back
He needs to HANG AROUND and answer my QUESTIONS


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.972266 del
>>972264
the poo is not stored in the balls, you dumb dumb


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.972267 del
>>972262
He might want to touch it and I'm not gay.
>>972263
>>972264
Is it wee wee or doo doo neets?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.972268 del
>>972261
That doesn't alarm me at all NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.972269 del
>>972258
so predictable
YOU HECKIN GYPSY :XD


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.972270 del
>>972268
Do you want me to take a picture to prove it?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.972271 del
>>972260
What is this?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.972272 del
>>972270
No that would alarm me.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.972273 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.972274 del
>>972266
How can we be sure it isn't poo?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.972275 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.972276 del
>>972271
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Witch
The TV show is Mysteries at the Museum.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.972277 del
>>972274
He needs to have a wank and see what comes out.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.972278 del
>>972274
I am a LEARN-ED man of SCI-ANCE


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.972279 del
>>972278
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.972280 del
Time to wank FOR SCIENCE!!!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.972282 del
Wise.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.972283 del
>>972277
My guess is Belzona will shoot out after all it's gotta come from somewhere.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.972284 del
>>972280
Sharpen your weapon!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.972285 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.972286 del
>>972285
she got some of dat watermelon extract!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.972287 del
>>972273
>>972275
I told you there was a weird bulge
My nuts are under my hand this isn't one of my nuts.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.972288 del
>>972286
Problem solved, NEET had watermelons in his nutsack
Thanks SCIENCE


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.972289 del
>>972273
>>972275
>forgot image


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.972290 del
>>972288
How does he get them out?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.972291 del
>>972290
Hmmmm, I think we'd need black science man for that.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.972292 del
>>972289
Hopefully Dr Zogbot will assess you soon.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.972293 del
>>972289
I'll ask the harlot when she gets here they see a lot of balls.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.972294 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.972295 del
>>972293
tell her I said Hi ('Swompa Wpmpa').


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.972296 del
>>972295
*Wompa


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.972297 del
>dear diary, today I saw a neets nutsack


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.972298 del
>>972297
*fucked up neets nutsack


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.972302 del
>>972293
Careful she might try and squeeze it like a pimple.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.972303 del
I'm off to the bottlo and fish&chip shop
If NEETs nutsack explodes while I'm gone can someone record it for me


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.972304 del
>stream that nutsack, if you're so great!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.972305 del
>>972289
Make a doctor's appointment first thing tomorrow morning NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.972306 del
>>972305
He just needs Dr Zogbot


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.972307 del
Good night.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.972308 del
>>972307
Good night Pidge. xx
Tranquil setup for that bathing Pidge. He's being treated right.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.972309 del
>>972276
based blair witch variant.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.972310 del
>>972307
Night.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.972311 del
I hope neet remembers to get me some fish n chips.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.972312 del
>>972276
looks like some fun moofies made about this witch. Why dont we put that on womboflix this weekend?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.972313 del
>>972312
It's too late to get Mummybot approval slips signed.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.972316 del
NIGGER NEETS GETTING RAPED UP THE ARSE FOR BEING FILTHY NIGGERS


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.972317 del
>>972314
>tfw no ginger full blood irish gf
Second place
>tfw no blonde haired, blue eyed, full blood german gf


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.972318 del
>>972316
Improve the quality of your posts please.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.972319 del
>>972318
Seconded.
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.972320 del
>>972318
I still need to piss. It is from teh sparkling ale.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.972321 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.972322 del
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I'm too well fed to run, I need the choppah to come to me!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.972324 del
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>>972322
Get in NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972325 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972326 del
CUCUMBER PATCH AMBUSH (SEXUAL)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972327 del
Boom roosh


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