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NEET General #952 - Autismus Prime Edition NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No. 972281
NEETs which transformer was your favourite?

Old Thread: >>971216


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.972299 del
SA shit aye


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.972301 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.972323 del
going to watch that witch movie with that bug-eyed alien girl anna joy taylor sweeeney or whatever
hope i don't shid in fear


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.972329 del
>>972323
I watched a bit of it and got bored because it was gay. Skipped through and got confused.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.972330 del
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Just had an absolute ripper of a wank to a chick I know IRL that doesn't know I creepshotted her


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.972331 del
>>972329
Blair witch was pretty good. The third one was the best.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.972332 del
>>972281
I like that Pepe.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.972333 del
>>972330
We'll be the judge of that. Share the creepshots.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.972334 del
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This new meme is good value. (You) wouldnt get it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.972335 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.972336 del
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>>972333
...
No I wont post all of it


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.972337 del
>>972336
Looks like a Max office.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.972338 del
>>972337
Wouldn't you like to know


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.972339 del
>>972338
Not really.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.972340 del
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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.972341 del
over-ate again, I never fucking learn


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.972342 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.972343 del
>>972323
Thinking of streaming Doom or Resident Evil on the weekend.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.972344 del
>>972323
well that was fuckin bollocks
not even a titty either


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.972345 del
Is the nad bump one of the tubes? I get that when I almost cum, but then dont. Get that harlot to eat it.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.972346 del
Waiting on the ethnic. Cant help myself.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.972347 del
>>972345
You should see a doctor too.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.972348 del
>>972347
Just means you need a big cum


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.972349 del
>>972348
cum in the ethnic.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.972350 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBsPXwCHexg [Embed]
I still can't get over this girl.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.972351 del
>>972350
I got over her once.
IfyouknowhatImean


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.972352 del
Harlot got delayed, finally on her way now.
May have to give her a spanking.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.972353 del
>>972352
Tell her to remove her filthy vestments so you can better gaze upon thine corruption.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.972354 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qa97s79vCkE [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.972355 del
>>972349
I did not. She berated me for my tugger choices and said she's getting tested because I told her about the one that used glad wrap instead of condoms when I got a gobby.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.972356 del
>>972352
Whip her with her bra.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.972357 del
Might have a wank thinking about 10k in a 6 harness rope swing with lambs wool and leather, swinging back and forth over a greased taser as a quirky little red headed lass from just north of dublin, on the coast where the rocks are all craggy and the shale whollops the cliff faces with cold salty mist slowly controls the rhythm by holding his shaft at the base and moving just her wrist. The taser (at only 30%) grants subtle squirts of sporadic tingles right on the anus, before she grasps it harder then pushes him forward, hitting his big testical growth and then with an extra glug of stroking grease on her latex gloves, moves the taser up the shaft to the tip. Then proceeds to take turns zapping his knob and her oil covered nipples, grasping his balls in the other hand then deepthroats the whole thing and zapping his sphincter til be blows the growth out his cock into her sinus cavity and then she blindfolds him and spits the cum out on to his chest scar cum gutter and she licks it back up like a good girl.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.972358 del
Nk was supposed to appear in it and I didnt talk about tits enough


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.972359 del
Bad home types screaming nearby.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.972360 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.972361 del
>>972281
I cannot remember them...


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.972362 del
>>972340
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.972363 del
>>972355
>because I told her about the one that used glad wrap
Your wrap now!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.972364 del
>>972360
I got you covered.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.972365 del
>>972364
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.972366 del
I hope Cow gets his cooked breakfast. Cow should be careful if he uses the bathroom to poo


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.972367 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.972368 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.972369 del
>>972368
Trump really loves oil for sure.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.972370 del
heard more voices outside
cracked the blind to see 2 carloads of police standing out the front
hurriedly got dressed but then they got back in and drove off


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.972371 del
kathleen kennedy is finally fucking going


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.972372 del
>>972371
Will this effect Lesbians in Space?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.972373 del
>>972370
They whizzed away!


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.972374 del
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>>972340
Good Morning NEETs.
Lovely day saturday.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.972375 del
>>972343
Those moofies sucked and I already seen them. Put on "Blair Witch 2"


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.972376 del
>>972374
GMN.

AI has gone too far these days
> This TikTok star sharing Australian animal stories doesn’t exist – it’s AI Blakface
https://theconversation.com/this-tiktok-star-sharing-australian-animal-stories-doesnt-exist-its-ai-blakface-273004


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.972377 del
>>972343
I would watch these moofies or HP.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.972378 del
might break out the egg rings


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.972379 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.972380 del
>>972375
I dl'd for its time for rewatch.

>>972377
Have you seen either?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.972381 del
>>972379
Morning. Good apu.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.972382 del
>>972379
I have 2 of those pickup sticks.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.972383 del
>>972380
>Have you seen either?
Residential Evil, I believe I have seen them all. Doom is not ringing a bell, but I might have.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.972384 del
>>972382
Executive helpers.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.972385 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.972386 del
>>972378
Might break out the cock rings


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.972387 del
>>972375
We should watch The Long Weekend (1978)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gBq-wVwDhME [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.972388 del
>>972383
Uploading Doom then. In one piece. Gonna try watch it tomorrow. If it fails I'll chop it up and we'll watch it on Sunday.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.972389 del
>>972388
>Gonna try watch it tomorrow
it's today already


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.972390 del
>>972389
Ah yeah. Living in the future.
Do you have flying cars and hoverboards?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.972391 del
>>972389
Gm neets. Had a dream I was graduating high school and my car got stolen so I had to stay behind with the mongs.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.972393 del
>>972390
yes and sex robots


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.972394 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.972395 del
>>972393
Cool. Something to look forward.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.972396 del
>>972387
They're vicious creatures.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.972397 del
bacon & egg sammich down the hatch
might have a cup of tea


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.972398 del
>>972397
Very old school.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.972399 del
>>972376
I still prefer digital boongs to the real thing.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.972400 del
>>972399
They smell better.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.972401 del
>>972398
eating more simple povo foods lately


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.972402 del
one of the stray cats that hangs about in the yard has pissed on my back door too
right through the screen door onto the wooden one


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.972403 del
>>972402
Give it a good spray with some vinegar.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.972404 del
Goose morgan


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.972405 del
>>972402
You need a possum for home protection


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.972406 del
Think I bruised my hip bone rooting in the car. It is not like the movies, except the foggy windows. Got caught, which was fun.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.972407 del
>>972403
the door or the cat?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.972408 del
>>972406
Poor Glenn


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.972409 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.972410 del
>>972408
Ever heard the submissive purrs of a 200kg exec in extacy?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.972411 del
>>972406
Tell us the full story please NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.972412 del
Maybe AP will deliver that package today. Oh who am I kidding hahahahaha


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.972414 del
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https://archive.md/V9K5X

The back story on the new meme


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.972415 del
🎵I close my eyes and seize it🎵
🎵I clench my fist and beat it🎵
🎵I light my torch and burn it🎵
🎵I am the beast I worship🎵
🎵I am the beast I worship🎵
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.972416 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.972417 del
>>972415
>I clench my fist and beat it
IKTF


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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.972421 del
>>972415
I liked the Dan version.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.972422 del
>>972411
Drove in the hills looking for spots but then went to an oval and the other car there turned their lights on as we left. I said that we could go to Possum's as a joke but after about 40min driving, I said it again and she seemed keen. I told her he wouldnt touch, but would probably watch. I think thats how tuggers came up.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.972423 del
Keen for an update on 10k's debauch. Hope he hasnt had another fribulation.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.972424 del
>>972422
You should have scouted out a good spot beforehand. You need to keep an eye out.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.972425 del
>>972422
>I told her he wouldnt touch, but would probably watch. I think thats how tuggers came up.
Romance is still alive.


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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.972427 del
>>972422
>Possum's as a joke
Were you the one who pissed on his back door or was that her?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.972428 del
>>972423
He'll be fine. As soon as he wears out his new heart they'll just swap in another one like they did before. With modern medicine a neet can thrive and debauch all he likes.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.972429 del
>>972406
What positions did you try to do?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.972430 del
>>972418
Looks more like 44 than 34


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.972431 del
>>972430
I guessed 52


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.972433 del
>>972429
Both on our sides in the boot. Her head on the tyre well. She insisted that we crawl through the car, instead of getting out.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.972434 del
>>972433
Why can't you just stay home like normal people?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.972435 del
>>972433
Is is a station wagon?
>>972434
For fun I'm guessing


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.972436 del
(1.13 MB 576x576 severus chud.mp4)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.972438 del
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Nuro I want to buy one of these.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.972439 del
>>972436
That made me smile.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.972440 del
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Headlining repair in the car went well. Might do another section this arvo.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.972441 del


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.972442 del
>Political activist Thomas Sewell has raised $100,000 in just one day to mount a legal challenge to Australia's "hate speech" and "hate groups" laws in the High Court.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.972443 del
>>972438
Why do you need such whizzing storage?


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.972444 del
>>972443
I am almost out of storage space :)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.972445 del
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https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

Just want to know how many neets want to watch a spooky moofie at the moofie nights?

how about
>Amityville horror
>Blair witch 1 or 2
>Picnic at hanging rock


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.972446 del
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>>972444
Just delete some shit.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.972447 del
>>972446
Can't. I'm a hoarder like my father before me. Except he hoards physical shit. I just hoard data.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.972448 del
>>972433
>on our sides in the boot
Sounds ridiculous.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.972449 del
>>972448
not to mention the boot will smell like stale fanny next time he opens it


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.972450 del
>>972447
Delete the porn then, positive first step.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.972451 del
>>972450
Only have 16gb of porn


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.972452 del
>>972440
Good work NEET.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.972454 del
>>972451
goydata
Delet that shit retard


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.972455 del
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I made this post >>972448 and then a few minutes later tried to make another post and got pic related.
Is there an explanation?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.972457 del
>>972434
We have a couple rendevous spots. I told her I wanted to take her in the hills to look at stars but all the places we went had other cars parked there, probably doing something similar. Every single out of the way oval carpark and lookout spot had people, was pretty funny.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.972458 del
Cruisey called me the Packard Goose once.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.972459 del
>>972455
Sounds ridiculous.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.972460 del
>>972458
Hmm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xsFzHpBlugs [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.972461 del
>>972438
You're a braver neet than me for buying an unknown brand ssd from aliexpress.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.972462 del
>>972461
He will want to have his data backed up.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.972464 del
>>972460
>>972458
I quoted part of this song to the ethnic when discussing Solomon in the early wooing part.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.972465 del
>>972464
Did you mention the nouveau-abstruse?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.972466 del
>>972457
Imagine having to root a whore in your car because you live with your mum.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.972467 del
>>972466
Its better than not having a whore to root at all.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.972468 del
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Might make a hamburger for loince, with hash browns instead of bread for buns.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.972469 del
>>972468
Bbq sauce? Sounds good.


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>>972467
did you just say: I might be living with my mum but at least i'm a degenerate?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.972471 del
>>972469
>Bbq sauce
will layer it between all 3 beef patties


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.972474 del
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Chill out 10K, I shouldnt be having a go at you. Just choof up some goynip and have acouple tins with ya mumsie and be at peace.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.972475 del
>>972468
put another hash brown in the middle of the hash browns instead of a beef pattie.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.972476 del
>>972466
Whore sex is fucking degenerate but living with parents has always been pretty standard for NEETs considering their financial situation.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.972477 del
5 bits of hoki with tartare and a pasito going down the hatch


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.972478 del
>>972476
okay, kenyanigger


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.972479 del
>>972477
Pasito is the patricians choice of fizzy cordial water.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.972480 del
>>972477
Cashed up neet!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.972481 del
Drinking some water, I sure love water


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.972482 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.972483 del
>>972482
I only drink the finest of tap waters.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.972484 del
>>972471
My exact body type.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.972485 del
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niece caught a fish


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.972486 del
>>972476
Apparently Kenya is the Thailand of Africa for sex tourism


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.972487 del
>>972477
Well fed


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.972488 del
>>972485
Is that a shark?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.972489 del
Might challenge chuck norris to single combat.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.972490 del
>>972485
She wouldnt have caught it without (You)


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.972491 del
>>972488
Too small for that. Not sure what it is though. Tailor have a top and bottom fin in that position, but I don't think it's that either.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.972492 del
>>972485
That's a good one.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.972493 del
>>972486
AIDS isnt real


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.972494 del
>>972491
Pretty sure its a gummy shark.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.972495 del
>>972490
She caught it with Bill, using a kids BCF rod, which is all the more galling.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.972496 del
>>972493
Its not. Its just gays with drug munted bumholes.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.972497 del
>>972495
Its a mog fish.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.972498 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.972499 del
>>972495
You should take it off her and throw it back in the water. Thats what a Boss uncle would do.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.972500 del
>>972495
Did she kiss it before chucking it back? Mightve turned into davo.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.972501 del
Poor bugger cant swim.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.972502 del
Is that where Davo has been? He turned into his fish form and has just been cruising around the ocean.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.972503 del
>>972502
Plenty of fish in the sea.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.972504 del
Wanting to chuck it in and go outside.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.972505 del
>>972504
surely you mean chuck it in (the ocean) and go inside


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.972506 del
>>972505
Chuck in the towel and get out of the ring.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.972507 del
>>972503
Not many like our sweet davo.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.972508 del
>Fresh, organic avocado and tomato on slightly toasted sourdough bread with a crack of pink himalayan salt and szechuan pepper with a sprinkle of flat-leaf parsley
>$15 a slice


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.972509 del
>>972503
Not if the Chinese have anything to do with it


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.972510 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.972511 del
>>972485
Very nice.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.972512 del
>>972502
He's with the Mermaids now.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.972513 del
>>972508
Just used the last packet of yeast. Fugg, I use that a lot, I make a lot of bread.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.972514 del
>>972497
These are quite common out there. Every one catches them.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.972515 del
>>972510
AI real camels arent that appealing.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.972516 del
Gonna do something about the yeast situation. I gotta get something else or face the scorn of the cashier, what do I get NEETs?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.972529 del
>>972513
Have you tried using a sourdough starter instead of yeast? Will save you a lot of money if you can get it working.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.972530 del
>>972529
Sourdough isnt real


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.972531 del
>>972516
Something cheap that you like.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.972532 del
>>972530
About as real as multigrain bread.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.972533 del
>>972532
A mate told me the other day helgas bread is just about the worst bread. I found that weird because I thought the browner it is the better it is.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.972534 del
>>972531
I got milk and stressed


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.972535 del
I bought the Tandaco yeast because the other one (Lowans) says made in china and I dont trust biologics from there. Looking up the country of origin online now. Might have to send a querey to the customer service listed on the box. Milk leaked in my backpack. Hosed it out and its drying on the end of a spar high in the air. At least I didnt get attacked by a dog on my journey.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.972536 del
>>972535
I think you will struggle to get first world yeast. I know there is a French brand but I don't know if they make their yeast in France or get it from China and then package it with their branding. That is common these days. They change without telling you.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.972537 del
>>972536
Product packaging laws are fucked. even china has better faith with their country of origin. Anything made in china has to be labeled as such. Chineese yeast is therefore easy to avoid.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.972538 del
Gonna work on the boat. Its up on my verandah and I dont like junkyard aesthetic, even though I am working on it each day it still looks like its not going anywhere, like half the front yards full of fucked cars and junk around this bad home town.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.972539 del
Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

Just not coping with this heat lately. No energy. Chained to the cool zones.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.972540 del
>>972539
Imagie living life on the edge of the Coastal zone in QLD


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.972541 del
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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.972542 del
I’m almost 32, I’m going to make having sex with a non prostitute by 40 a long term goal.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.972543 del
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>>972542
An alive non prostitute?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.972544 del
Greens of all people killed faggot Albo's hate speech bill. Gun laws still passing.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.972545 del
>>972542
You can do it.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.972546 del
>>972544
It's all a circus and means nothing, everything real is done behind closed doors. Democracy was never real and people were fools to think we can vote our ways out of this situation.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.972547 del
>>972535
>I dont trust biologics from there.
The hands?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.972548 del
>>972542
I'm currently in a similar situation although I want a long term gf. I found this book called Models - Attract women through honesty, to be quite good. It talks about how pickup artistry works but is unfulfilling. It talks about how overcoming flaws leads to a better life overall and gets you better women. I guess you could also take away from it the cheap hacks to pickup chicks with. I won't judge you.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.972549 del
>>972544
Well done Cruisey!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.972550 del
>>972546
Weber needd to stop Bat from posting her nuanced takes.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.972551 del
>>972549
I support the hate speech laws. Everyone will need a digital licnse to voice opinions about anything except the weather and netflix shows. They will learn to be civil and behave.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.972552 del
>>972550
I'm right


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.972553 del
>>972551
I'll buy Joslin McCormick Premium Licence


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.972554 del
>>972551
> weather and netflix shows
Agreed.
And the only thing we can say about netflix shows is how much we love the diverse cast!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.972555 del
>>972548
Can confirm that being ugly trumps overcoming flaws. At best you will attract 40 yo sluts who want to "Settle down" on your labor.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.972556 del
>>972554
I was disappointed that they had a white cast member that wasn't a villain in the latest Netflix original


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.972557 del
>>972544
JFC this was unexpected. White Australia Party when?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.972558 del
>>972551
I would kill you for this opinion if I knew your ID.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.972559 del
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Bill caught a fish.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.972560 del
>>972558
You will never get a digital ID with posts like. that


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.972561 del
>>972547
the ching chongs are always bragging about how much transgenic biolab shit they do. How do you know that yeast isnt GE? How do you know it hasnt been dangerously modified at the gene level?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.972562 del
>>972560
you are lucky my gun rights were taken away


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.972563 del
Modified yeast, best yeast.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.972564 del
John Howard is still alive 😔


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.972565 del
Going up the bush into the cool zone. Will be back later to close the tab on shiban's moofie.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.972566 del
>>972562
Reported to the IDF


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.972567 del
>>972559
They are mogging you hard Webby.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.972569 del
>>972566
FUCK YOU, SCHNOZZLEWOG!!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.972570 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.972571 del
>>972559
kek the shadow is Bill.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.972572 del
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Sweetie just caught this.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.972573 del
>>972571
Bill is not an exec if that's where you're going with this.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.972574 del
>>972572
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She'd actually catch bream or barra, being a boong dog.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.972575 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.972576 del
>>972573
No his hair. You posted a photo of Bill long ago and he had the same hair.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.972577 del
Spent $60 plus delivery on avocado toast today


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.972578 del
>>972576
oh right, yes
they're at moana or normanville or something


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.972579 del
>>972577
you wot


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.972580 del
Bill is a riot


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.972581 del
>>972577
I hope you are just stirring us up with that post NEET and it did not really happen.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.972582 del
>>972581
Probably Cruisey and the Ethnic. Surprised somebody put out a coupon for smashed avo on toast TBH.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.972583 del
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>>972581
Plus tip, of course


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.972584 del
>>972582
Did Cruisey bust a big poo?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.972585 del
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Us after we make it big on the pokies and keno


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.972586 del
>>972584
every little bit helps
I heard he shit in her car boot


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.972587 del
>>972586
Boot full of poo.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.972588 del
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Watching DOOM in an hour here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Until then probably american hobo.

>>972374


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.972589 del
>>972577
I hope it's nice toast.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.972590 del
>>972589
Sourdough


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.972591 del
>>972588
Looking to forward to HP


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.972592 del
>>972591
Snap them all up, Cruisey!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.972593 del
(80.29 KB 464x826 tiddies.mp4)


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.972594 del
>>972592
Money in the bank.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.972595 del
>>972455
Hello, newfella! See this thread: >>>/operate/11813


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.972596 del
>>972595
Thank you for the explanation.

>newfella!
I don't like that tone at all.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.972598 del
Hunger Games Ballad of Pigeons and Brown Snakes on tele tonight


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.972599 del
>>972597
Read that thread from OP.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.972600 del
>>972598
On the jew box? no way. womboflix or endcorner or nothing


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.972601 del
>>972600
>womboflix or endcorner or nothing
Gollum said something similar when Frodo asked what was in his pocket


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.972602 del
>>972601
>Frodo
*Bilbo


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.972603 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.972604 del
>>972603
It was a Freudian slip. He was thinking about getting his ring destroyed.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.972606 del
That nasty reaction image killed the thread.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.972607 del
>>972606
It wasn't nasty, it was in response to a vile post


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.972608 del
Movie in 5 mins fellas!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.972609 del
Movie, NEETs! Get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.972610 del
time for a poo


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.972611 del
Stunk out the whole cinema with my farts, fuck my incel chudjak life


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.972612 del
The bad home youths over the back fence are up on their house roof for some reason.
It caught me by surprise they could see into my yard. I had to beat a hasty retreat back inside.
Strong tobacco smell on the breeze. Some sort of Saturday night festivities.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.972613 del
>>972611
What are you watching NEET?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.972614 del
>>972612
Set an example


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.972615 del
>>972613
28 Years Later, we got here early though


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.972616 del
bad poo
nasty poo


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.972618 del
>>972559
He needs a hair cut.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.972619 del
>>972615
Are you herding a client?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.972620 del
>>972615
Bone his temple afterwards


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.972621 del
>>972618
you'd never know sisterbot was a qualified hairdresser in a former life


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.972622 del
>>972615
Ethnic situation?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.972623 del
>>972611
This picture is missing a couple of knees.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.972624 del
Might take up rhythmic gymnastics, I would look so cute in those leotards.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.972625 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.972626 del
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>>972611
You are doing ausneets proud.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.972627 del
Cruisey ripped a fart in the cinema so bad once that my choc top melted


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.972628 del
>>972625
Imagine the bulge.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.972629 del
>>972628
Bulges. Plural.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.972630 del
>>972628
Might try those undies with the arse padding tomorrow...


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.972631 del
>>972612
up to no good.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.972632 del
Thanks for watching fellas!
Missing the post-credit scenes.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.972633 del
>>972612
Tell them I said Hi


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.972634 del
>>972616
Chux'd relief?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.972635 del
Went up the bush and worked on a piece of spar. Its time consuming but there is plenty of material up there to build shit if i can work out how to connect it, thats the aim at the moment. To work out technique.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.972636 del
>>972630
They sound comfy.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.972637 del
Good night.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.972638 del
>>972637
Night fella.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.972639 del
>>972637
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.972640 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.972641 del
>>972636
good night pidge


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.972642 del
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Boring night, boring moofie, boring NEETs.
Good Night.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.972643 del
I decided this is the night the neighbors will pay for their crimes and have been spamming bass heavy neurofunk for the past 40 minutes.
No. I know what the police response times are. Even if they respond I will talk to them like I am ignorant.
ecks to the mutha fuckin dee.
Nuro wished he could be as based as me, even if the NEETs care about him, which they don't. LMFAO


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.972644 del
>>972642
Such cases. Night fella.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.972645 del
>>972644
You are a homo. Put better movies on.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.972646 del
>>972642
Good night.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.972647 del
Blasting neurofunk as loud as my sound bar goes. Good night granigger. Rest in shit


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.972648 del
>>972645
oi dont be so rude


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.972649 del
>>972645
Cranky pants, it wasnt that bad.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.972650 del
started watching the extended cut of the patriot (2000)
might need to watch it over 3 nights


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.972651 del
>>972648
>>972649
Shiban puts on euroshits and we all know it. Big deal. Sounds like he should grow a pair and either give up or put better shit on.
Try and ban me shiban. I'm more autistic and dedicated than IGA. I will haunt you to your grave!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.972652 del
>you are banned
>banner shiban
That didn't last long!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.972653 del
>>972650
It is propaganda to make the British look bad. Mel did the same thing with Braveheart.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.972654 del
I never wash behind my ears


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.972655 del
>>972651
>stilted trolling
exclamation is a nice touch.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.972656 del
>>972655
Thanks TIFFIN


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.972657 del
>>972654
Disgusting.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.972658 del
>>972653
I suppose The Passion of the Christ was Mel propaganda too?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.972659 del
>>972658
I haven't seen that one.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.972660 del
>>972658
It was jew shit that it failed


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.972661 del
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Do any neets feel that poor sleep is at the root of their life problems?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.972662 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.972663 del
>>972661
It's probably conscience nagging them for their poor behaviour during the day. So no, that is just an effect.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.972664 del
>>972661
No. Lack of Ritalin and Alcohol is the root of my life problems fellow 45~ish neet


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.972665 del
>>972661
No but it certainly doesn’t help


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.972666 del
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Given up drinking and feeling fucking out of sorts, had to get some slop to get some dopamine .


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.972667 del
>>972666
You are a homo


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.972668 del
>>972666
Don't drop any on your pants NEET.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.972669 del
>>972666
outstanding, what sauces did you get?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.972670 del
Tonight I have decided is the night which granny gets raped by my pass music as per tradition. Who's tradition? mine, I just started it. Germanigger granny ear-raping tradition


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.972671 del
>>972669
Barbecue and sour cream


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.972672 del
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could really do with a before bed hsp as a snack to help me sleep


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.972673 del
>>972672
Go for it NEET. Pajeet will bring it. Not much will be missing.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.972674 del
>>972666
That would be good in a bread roll and reheated tomorrow for breakky.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.972675 del
>>972674
High risk of joining the toilet NEETs.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.972677 del
Subwoofer at 100% german granigger. Lets see how long you can last before you call the cops they dont come!
Ha Ha Ha !


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.972678 del
>>972677
Huh? cops didn't come? Oh well I guess its one more full week of no sleep for you!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.972679 del
I've got an appointment with Centrelink on Monday to address some "concerning behaviour" in my last DES appointment.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.972680 del
>>972679
Big pretending to be pedophile?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.972681 del
>>972680
Nah the roastie wanted to sign me up to an online cert in their RTO so the cunt could collect some shekels.
Told her I can't as I'm a convicted rapist then started making vigorous movements under the table as if I was masturbating until the cunt said yep your job search is satisfactory, you can go now.
I love having no social filter, nobody gets between my neetbux


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.972684 del
>>972643
Row, row, fight the power!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.972685 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.972686 del
>>972666
Based.


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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.972688 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.972689 del
Cruisey's order of Bacon and Eggs for one special NEET.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.972690 del
>>972688
That's a good price for eggs.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.972691 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.972692 del
>>972688
Fugg. 27Hooves for one egg. That's cheap.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.972693 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.972694 del
>>972690
>>972692
Barry delivers!


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.972695 del
harrumph


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.972696 del
>>972695
Good morning. What has got your goat this morning?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.972697 del
>>972695
Medium?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.972698 del
>>972696
mording
just sick of it all


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.972699 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.972700 del
>>972698
>>972699
Invite Bill over to work. He could bring new levels of distress. Distract you from the current ones.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.972701 del
>>972698
Those fish Bill and the kids caught must have been a heavy blow.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.972703 del
>>972700
kek amusing short tiktok.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.972705 del
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I will have to do some exercise soon


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.972707 del
>>972705
I put on my shorts with the arse implants. Trying to gee myself up for a quick ride. The neighbourhood busybody is in the street at the moment though.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.972708 del
Communism is alive in America.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.972712 del
>>972707
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.972713 del
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Good Morning NEETs
An exciting day doing the same shit ahead.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.972714 del
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Might get some of these in 5XL
Hopefully they make a matching 7XL top


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.972715 del
>>972707
go over the back fence


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.972716 del
>>972715
I am neither lifting or jumping the bike into the neighbour's yard.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.972717 del
>>972714
They would look good on you NEET.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.972718 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.972719 del
>>972713
Thank you.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.972720 del
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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.972721 del
>>972720
Where is the arse?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.972722 del
Shapely arse is an important feature for me.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.972723 del
>>972721
I would fill them out much better than that girl(?).


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.972726 del
>>972723
I look forward to the image and review.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.972729 del
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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.972730 del
Broke it off with the ethnic for good last night. Heart broken. It was a beautiful experience.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.972732 del
>>972730
Now sack her.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.972733 del
>>972730
I wonder who will come back first.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.972734 del
>>972733
That boot needs steam cleaning.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.972735 del
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Goon Morning Fellas.

Pillbrraaaained, in the cool zone, munching on a leftover burrito, glad i did the washing yesterday, clean clothes, laying on fresh bedding. Rain drizzling down. Yep this going to one helluva lazy sunday. Set controlls to comfy.

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.972736 del
>>972730
>>972733
It feels like one of those old romance shows comes old ladies watch religiously. I am enjoying this arc.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.972737 del
>>972735
Based.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.972738 del
>>972736
>It feels like one of those old romance shows comes old ladies watch religiously
Midsomer Murders?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.972741 del
>>972736
Its all very adult. Everything is complicated.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.972742 del
Has 10k updated us on the debauch?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.972743 del
>>972742
I fear he died again


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.972745 del
Want to buy Cruisey a beer, but I only have $3.45 in the bank and $1.10 in coins.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.972746 del
>>972743
I do too. Hopefully with a big grin on his face and that Irish whore on his dick.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.972748 del
Should take bets on when monk will get the "I'm pregnant" text message.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.972749 del
>>972748
We've all tried to get him pregnant. Last time it was just a poo.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.972750 del
>>972736
might start watching Days


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.972751 del
>>972750
What’s that about?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.972752 del
>>972749
I’m giving birth right now


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.972753 del
>>972745
Put it in the pokes and shout him a specials parmy and pint deal with the winnings.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.972754 del
>>972751
Like weeks, but shorter.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.972756 del
>>972738
I think this is more like days of our lives, mixed with as time goes by.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.972757 del


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.972759 del
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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.972761 del
Every time you [x] a post, a Queenslander acts like a mong.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.972762 del
did a bunch of floating poo pellets like a kangaroo :-/


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.972763 del
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NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.972764 del
>>972762
I took pictures of your yowie poo years ago and you chucked a wobbly wombo.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.972765 del
>>972764
It was vile slander from Possum and youself.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.972766 del
>>972765
Possum is a bad influence.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.972767 del
>>972765
And now the truth comes out, sounding like hail on a tin roof. Duckshot on the porcelain.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.972769 del
made some green jelly
slopped it everywhere putting it in the fridge


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.972770 del
>>972769
You overfilled and then it overflowed. Paper towel for the cleanup.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.972771 del
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(211.27 KB 1280x960 canoe3.jpg)


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.972772 del
>>972771
>canoe3.jpg
Big crack?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.972773 del
>>972771
Its looking good NEET. I just hope your alterations haven't affected its stability.

When is the launch?


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.972774 del
>>972771
I am looking forward to our maiden day adventure.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.972775 del
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Moved the canoe so I can work on parts that are not upside down. Gonna run out of goo so I will plan for that and get as much done with what I have before I have to go to the shop. Actually excited about finishing it. I have spent about 50 hours on it so far, I dont know, cunts would say I should just buy one but they wouldnt get it. This thing is special purpose and upcycled. I remember that hobo just bought one and it makes me think what a retarded consoomer he really is.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.972776 del
>>972772
theres no cracks, that a slop of paint.
>>972773
>>972774
probably late summer, I dunno. I gotta prepare the place I am gonna stash it too.


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.972777 del
pixxa oven goes in the white bit


NEET 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.972778 del
>>972776
>I gotta prepare the place I am gonna stash it too.
The amphitheatre?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.972779 del
>>972778
no, way over the other side of the mountain in a little cove you cant get to without shallow draft paddle boat. Its perfect.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.972780 del
why would you restore something only to hide it somewhere so it can go mouldy or get stolen


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.972781 del
>>972775
>>972771
Cool, you've done well.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.972782 del
>>972780
He aspires to live a lifestyle in which that is exactly the right thing to do. I understand him. He is a good NEET.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.972783 del
>>972782
Tiffin is an autistic retard who will LARP himself into a Dezi Freeman tier recluse living in the bush like a pre-contact boong.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.972784 del
That canoe is tuff


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.972785 del
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might get into it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.972786 del
>>972771
>>972775
Looking good.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.972787 del
looking a forward to buying some meat on tuesday


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.972788 del
Tiffin will find the commune site


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.972789 del
The best way to lose belly fat and stretchmarks is to eat raw red onion


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.972790 del
>>972787
Big sales?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.972791 del
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Boogaloo when?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.972792 del
>>972789
Are executives allowed to eat anything else? Not sure I like the menu from the commune kitchen.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.972794 del
Good afternoon neets. Wicked hang over.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.972795 del
Spoke with the ethnic. Gutted.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.972796 del
>>972790
cenno drops in the early hours of tuesday


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.972797 del
This fucking timeline.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.972798 del
>>972791
minneapolis is an open carry state, so who cares


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.972799 del
>>972795
The steam cleaning on the boot didn't go well?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.972800 del
Hot wank city


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.972801 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.972802 del
>>972800
aka the car boot


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.972803 del
>>972792
Garlic and ginger are also magical cure-alls, just based off what I hear boomers watch on Facebook


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.972804 del
>>972795
Do you want to talk about it? That must have been a pretty traumatic experience, please know that we're all here for you and are willing to support you through it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.972805 del
>>972804
I dont like your tone.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.972806 del
>>972804
are you bent?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.972807 del
>>972795
Have a wank


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.972808 del
>>972805
>>972806
I wasn't being facetious, I was joking along


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.972809 del
You lot can be really dense at times


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.972810 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.972811 del
>>972802
Steamed disaster


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.972812 del
was gonna do lots of fun stuff, but finding I'm all out of fun today


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.972813 del
>>972812
it's too hot today


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.972814 del
I stopped by the wanking bridge in the city and managed to drop my load all over a passing minivan with a family inside. Got a round of applause from my fellow bridge wankers.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.972815 del
>>972814
Good work NEET.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.972816 del
>>972812
Bit of goon will cheer you up


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.972817 del
>>972814
@grok did this happen


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.972818 del
>>972816
planet of the apes


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.972819 del
>>972814
@grok put him in a translucent bikini


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.972820 del
>>972808
Monk's emotional distress over his current breakup with the brownoid is not a joke, NEET.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.972821 del
>>972820
it's not monk u numpty


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.972822 del
>>972821
You're in a nasty mood today


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.972823 del
>>972822
am not


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.972824 del
>>972821
Wha? So monk-e is still gonna knock up that bangladeshi whore? Great!


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.972825 del
>>972824
What happened to Monk-b, Monk-c and Monk-d?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.972826 del
>>972825
died of bumrash


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.972827 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.972828 del
>>972825
monk-d is an init daemon, there were no monk a, b or c. Learn to code or ask monk-e to explain it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.972829 del
>>972828
Thank you.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.972830 del
>>972816
Happy boons right before punchy boongs.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.972831 del
>>972821
The confusion of drunken neets trying to keep track of anonymous neet sagas is all part of the fun here.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.972832 del
>>972831
just how many NEETs are fucking subhumans? Come on, own up, show of hands. There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.972833 del
>>972829
Thank (You)!


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.972834 del
Yeah put your hands up you fukn subhuman NEETs


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.972835 del
Might take the dust rag off the computer air intake.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.972836 del
>>972832
Would if I could.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.972837 del
>>972795
Face it neet, you're a lone wolf, and you're back in the hunt for some fresh meat.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.972838 del
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>>972816
>Raising the bar


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.972839 del
>>972816
Me, right at the end wearing orange sitting by myself.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.972841 del
NEETs need to stop committing bestiality


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.972842 del
>>972821
He'd know if he cared.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.972843 del
>>972841
If a dog humps my leg I'm gonna hump it back


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.972844 del
>>972840
Dom Bertucci?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.972845 del
>>972832
I made a get about 5 years ago so we could all get one.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.972846 del
>>972843
>dog
*neet


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.972847 del
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Garn be one of those days.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.972853 del
>>972847
Top heavy, needs executive leadership at the front on top to balance the skellys trying to upset the boat in the back. This is wisdom. Study it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.972854 del
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Goon AfterNEET Fellarinos.

It’s almost been a whole fucking week since Nuro got out for a decent Brap on the EEB. Thank God. Needed some circulation of the cardiac arterials… feeling absolutely fine.

Been on the Laptop all the morning doing some monitoring. I am currently monitoring the fuck out of this situation if you catch my Drift….


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.972855 del
>>972854
Hi Nuro. Looks like a good view.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.972856 del
Might chuck it in and have loonch


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.972857 del
>>972854
You should have went in for a quick squeeze.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.972858 del
>>972854
If I was gonna catch your drift I wouldnt be zooming in on those hi rez creepshots.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.972859 del
>>972847
That could have ended really badly


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.972860 del
>>972854
throw battery acid on them


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.972861 del
>>972854
Henlo Nuro!
What's the typical safety margin on traditional bike tyres with inner tubes? I'm guessing it's 2x, so if the sidewall says 40psi, 65psi is probably fine right?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.972862 del
>>972771
>>972775
That Canoe is absolutely Halal and Kaaba as fuck. I hope you put some pieces of meteorite in there and kiss it 🤣


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.972863 del
>>972861
How wide are they and what is the application ? Most people overinflated their tyres. HIgjt PSI =\= fast tha not how tyres work. 30 is usually ideal and usually run 25 at the front for comfort. It’s all about comfort and for the common rider Tubeless is a complete meme.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.972864 del
>>972863
26" x 2.125
Kenda Comp III gum wall
I'm more worried about pinch flats as a fat cunt, not speed.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.972865 del
Sir cannot redeem...


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.972866 del
>>972865
You'd be fucked off if pajeets house of poo curry set fire to your storage unit


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.972867 del
>>972865
In India they try to rape the fire


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.972868 del
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>>972854
noice photos nuro, next time get them in 3d so I can take a more careful view of those buttocks


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.972869 del
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NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.972870 del
Feel tired as fuck. May have the same heart problem 10k had. May just be a lazy boong.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.972871 del
>>972828
@~ausneets/ ls-monk

/alc
/bin
/cas
/dam
/exc(uses)
/hr
/lie
/mod
/neet
/poo
/sht
/ssh
/var

🤣


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.972872 del
>>972870
Are you overweight? It saps you of all your energy.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.972873 del
>>972872
except the energy to gorge


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.972874 del
>>972871
Well bantered.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.972875 del
Accept the energy to gorge.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.972876 del
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>>972872
>overweight
Or as we say on ausneets, in peak male performance condition.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.972877 del
Cruisey we fuckin missed Tunarama!!


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.972878 del
>>972877
>Tunarama
He broke up with her.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.972879 del
>>972877
Just open the car boot and inhale


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.972880 del
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>>972865
they've shutdown the motorway and these dumb cunts are all over the road


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.972881 del
Out of fucking no-doz again, won't let this happen again, I'll go and buy a crateful


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.972882 del
>The special sitting of parliament will cost nearly $1 million a day, including flights for Australia’s 227 MPs and senators and a $310-per-night travel allowance, costing around $140,000 for two nights.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.972883 del
>All up, it’s estimated to cost close to $2 million for the special two-day sitting as support for the legislation collapses.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.972884 del
>>972883
The ZOG has a good line of credit.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.972885 del
>>972884
the first day isn't even to debate legislation, it's purely to pass 200 condolence motions to the longnose tribe


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.972886 del
>>972880
They got one of those dog boiling cars


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.972887 del
>>972886
Build Your Dream


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.972888 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.972889 del
I feel like a ruptured scrotum


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.972890 del
>>972864
I would recommend 35, 40 tops and much lower on the front. It’s a false sense of security. If you get a flat you will get a flat, no reason to make the bike uncomfortable.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.972891 del
>>972865
Probably Abdul’s illegal Vapes sparking off tanks of JEET cooking gutter oil. White business adjacent loosing everything and insurance just going nope.jpg

Many such cases happened on the coast here last year. Everyone adjacent to that got properly fucked.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.972892 del
>>972881
That's a lot.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.972893 del
>>972892
It's probably cheaper at this point for him to buy caffeine powder and snort it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.972894 del
>>972889
t. 65psiNEET


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.972895 del
Heartache like a teenager. Fuck, this huts. I cried to a bit on mad men that said 'the japanese have a saying, a man is whoever he is when he enters a room'. Emotional wreck. Might call beyond blue so I can be disapointed in their response and I have something to aim my frustrations at. I'm really hurting, more than I had anticipated.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.972896 del
>>972877
Its no longer on, I was told. They had shit numbers after covid, then stopped last year.. i thought.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.972897 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.972898 del
>>972896
It was this weekend. There is an ABC News article, that's how I knew.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.972899 del
>>972895
>mad men
I was unable to make it through the second episode of that series. Don't know what the hype was beyond the fashion.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.972903 del
Clearing out the fridge. It is filled up with rotten food from many months ago. Some of it has turned to a liquid that fucking stinks.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.972904 del
>>972871
What if you login as root?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.972906 del
>>972903
>Some of it has turned to a liquid
It will make an excellent stock.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.972907 del
6 meatballs, half a jar of pasta sauce, and half a kilo of green jelly down the hatch.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.972908 del
>>972907
That was a lot of jelly.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.972909 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.972910 del
>>972891
Oh Noes where will Uber pajeet get his cow shit curry when he's hungry? The street shitter economy is completely sand boxed from food to petrol to vapes to whores, pajeet only buys from pajeet. Unless he's pooling his money with other jeets to buy former family homes to turn into taxi dorms and move up the chain renting bunks to fresh off the plane pajeets.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.972911 del
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>>972902
she's dead, right?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.972912 del
>>972908
it was diet jelly, so about 4 calories


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.972913 del
>>972911
not yet unfortunately


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.972914 del
>>972890
high pressure = more glass thorns
low pressure = more pinch flats


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.972915 del
>>972912
Is green flavor your favorite?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.972916 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.972917 del
>>972915
no, it was just what was in the cupboard
i'll probably get port flavour next


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.972918 del
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This fukn timeline. AI content is gonna warp reality forever.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.972919 del
>>972918
thought that was hex for a minute


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.972920 del
>>972918
The second reply to OP made be kek


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.972921 del
>>972919
But it's Patel from Mumbai


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.972922 del
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS, THE LADS WENT TO THE PUB!? 🚨


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.972926 del
>>972775
That really is a small canoe! Breddy gud.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.972930 del
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I miss the NSN so much bros. Legit gonna give up if they do.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.972933 del
>>972922
The sports clubs and gyms need to be made accountable. Any organisation facilitating anti social gatherings need to be fined and/or closed down. Those HH sportswear need to be treated like gang clothing. No different to vests with patches.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.972935 del
>>972933
get fucked


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.972938 del
>>972937
None of you were invited in. Tiff was the best option, until we found out he's a greasy chortler like the rest of us.
We need our own, but instead of gyms, have meetings at kfc. Our uniform will be trackies and my pig shirts.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.972939 del
>>972926
I just ran out of resin, almost out of everything else. I can do a bit more scraping and sanding but then I have to stop. At least I am better at estimating what I need. Gonna decide on how to do the colors to blend in with the bush on the lake edge. Maybe brown and grey like a old log. I wont paint the inside, save on cost and it'll be upside down so it doesnt matter. There is a little shelf where a possum can sleep but it wouldnt be comfy. The last bulkhead is gonna be tricky but I will work it out.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.972940 del
>>972939
Probably that's a good color pick. If there is in matte. If the surface is shiny you can paint it to anything.
Good luck with the bulkhead.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.972941 del
>>972940
if I leave it for a long time I will smear mud and leaves on the bottom. I might make up a grid of spars to cover it more, it should be pretty secure. There is no path to where i go except the one I cut and marked. I can just take down the marker tape and the trail disappears. Bit worried about how much paint I need tho. That shit is like two pack, hard and a one shot thing.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.972942 del
>>972941
booby trap it to get thieves


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.972943 del
Need a soft cock flag. Cringemaxxing. Sobbing mogging. A big girls blouse flag.
I miss her.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.972944 del
>>972942
I might think about how to make deadfalls with bigger logs and fencing wire or something. There is fuck all springy stuff that will last out a season when its set.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.972945 del
>>972944
look up some vietcong traps
make some shit to really fuck up a cunt and leave them to die horribly if they come snooping


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.972946 del
this is the minecraft forums right??


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.972947 del
>>972943
I miss Helen


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.972948 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.972949 del
>>972944
>>972945
Sounds like a good way to harm yourself.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.972950 del
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>>972945
I got lots of books on traps, i dont even think they are illegal (the books). Its probably illegal to set man traps tho but how the fuk you gonna get busted?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.972951 del
>>972946
Of course.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.972952 del
>>972950
>illegal books
Good job Australia.
>how the fuk you gonna get busted?
Like writing about it on your favourite imageboard.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.972953 del
>>972952
Does Odilli dox everyone with his bot recorder thing? What is the description it adds to posts?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.972954 del
>>972953
I wonder if they fixed the prompt injection issue.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.972955 del
>>972953
>>972954
It doesn't run. It was up for a couple of hours.
The bot was making excerpts of post text in the tone of Marvin the Paranoid Android. It only ever quoted short posts directly.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.972956 del
Cruisey I wanna whisper to Cassie


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.972957 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.972958 del
>>972956
Poor Cassie, at least she didn't up as glue, or one of the ingredients in Belzona


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.972959 del
>>972958
That would be an honour.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.972960 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.972961 del
>>972952
Thats why we trust you to tell the AFP/Esafety Karen to fuck off when she asks for the IP of a particular post.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.972962 del
>>972961
and don't tell Cassie!


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.972963 del
>>972961
and tell us when such a request has been made


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.972965 del
>>972956
I want some of the forbidden horse beef


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.972966 del
I wish I had some green jelly and neopolitan ice cream.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.972967 del
>>972961
You think they need IP from us?
They just ask your ISP and your VPN provider if you use any.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.972969 del
>>972967
lel how does that work exactly?
your ISP can't see your posts over SSL/TLS


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.972970 del
>>972966
that would be nice


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.972971 del
>>972969
>your ISP can't see your posts over SSL/TLS


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.972972 del
>>972969
What if they hired Monk or Monk-e?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.972973 del
>>972971
Cruisey decrypted my handshake once.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.972974 del
Good night.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.972975 del
Btw if Iran can "read" the traffic of her own citizens for Anglo countries it's a breeze.
Plus they don't even need to bother with mitm or encryption degradation or whatever. They see the headers and they have enough metadata.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.972976 del
mind you, they probably offloaded ssl termination to cloudflare and gave them the endchan keypair


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.972977 del
>>972973
Freemason handshake?

>>972974
Night fella.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.972978 del
not impressed with the attitude to our privacy
night


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.972979 del
>>972974
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.972980 del
>>972977
>Freemason
Mongmasons. The Grand Lodge of the Ancient and Honorable Fraternity of Free and Accepted downies of NDIS.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.972981 del
Wonder if pidges have secret pidge societies.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.972982 del
>>972906
I have cleaned it all out but now the sink is full of dishes and I can't be fucked doing them.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.972983 del
might speedcast Henry Ford's The International Jew


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.972984 del
Might have some salty chippos and cheexe before bed.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.972985 del
Might buy a used sexbot


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.972986 del
>>972742
Sorry I had a late night and then a busy weekend, debauch was ok, takes me forever to cum now, I think it's one of the medications.
We broke my bed, lol.
>>972746
Different whore this ones a kiwi.
That would be a good way to go though.
>>972870
If you had a blocked artery you'd know for sure.
>>972895
Hang in there mate it's horrible now but you'll survive.

Did that NEETs mutant testicle explode?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.972987 del
>>972986
no its better now and I fall trees more safely because of the lesson. Thank you.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.972988 del
>>972986
Hi 10K. I'm glad your debauch was okay.
Was it an expensive bed? I would take it back under warranty.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.972989 del
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>>972988
The weld broke on the bit attaching the side to the base, I wired it up and propped it up on an esky.
Going to take it to get welded back on tomorrow.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.972990 del
>>972989
I had a similar issue with a bed with a welded part like that some years ago. It gave out on the side I always slept on.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.972991 del
>>972990
Mine had lasted 20 years so it's fair wear and tear I figure.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.972992 del
>>972991
Yes 20 years is not too bad.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.972993 del
need to go to bed, I'm never sleepy enough, maybe I need to do more exercise or something


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.972994 del
Me go to bed too. Good NIght NEETs


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.972995 del
Bought some wholemeal raisin bread. Tastes like cardboard. The fruit bread I had from the bakery last week had far more actual fruit in it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.972996 del
>>972995
>wholemeal raisin bread
I'm surprised they even make it. Sounds awful.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.972997 del
Fading NEETs... can we get this lined up for a moofie night as soon as possible ? never heard of this but it has russel crowe and richard e grant... i am sure its got heaps of revisionism in it but lets give it a go !

https://extranet.torrentbay.st/nuremberg-2025-1080p-webrip-aac5-1-10bits-x265-rapta-18854428/


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.972998 del
>>972996
The problem is not so much the wholemeal as the lack of fruit.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.972999 del
>>972998
The whole thing sounds quite fruity if you ask me.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.973000 del
I've officially finished my tafe diploma. How do I motivate myself to get off cenno and find a job?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.973001 del
>>972994
Good night.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.973002 del
>>973000
Congratulations NEET, well done. Get the forklift licence next and you will be unstoppable.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.973003 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.973004 del
I am qualified to operate category B and C executive trifle hoists. I just struggle to get insurance now after the accident.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.973005 del
The suspects in the crime I witnessed and gave a statement to the police about have pleaded not guilty. I hope I won't have to testify in court.
I don't think I will. All the CCTV footage of it the police collected speaks for itself, I don't really have anything more to add.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.973006 del
Possum poo'd in my pea soup
And Weber wee'd in my wine
Then Cruisey cum'd in my custard
Now I've nothing on which I can dine


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.973007 del
>>973006
For some reason jailhouse rock coma to mind.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.973008 del
>>973006
In some countries those would all be delicacies.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.973010 del
woke up in the middle of the night, can't get back to sleep


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.973011 del
It just fired out of me.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.973013 del
>>973000
Well done neet.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.973014 del
>>972986
>broke my bed,
Thundercock energy. Good work. Need a med change so you can do big cums.
>kiwi
Hot, some look like wonky japs.
>survive
Probably aged me.

Thanks for the update.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.973015 del
>>973005
>not guilty
Lol, qat numpties


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.973016 del
>>972997
There is no way this could be a based moofie, the Nuremberg travesty is the foundation lie of everything.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.973017 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
A bit windy but opening the doors will freshen the place up.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.973018 del
>>972989
You need a bed with one of those double mattess box frame things. Slat beds suck.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.973019 del
>>973005
Take the stand.
Look them in the eye.
Declare before God that they must die for their crimes.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.973020 del
>>973014
>>973015
Penny I thought you are deda?


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.973021 del
>>973020
Tales from the green bin.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.973022 del
Depressed.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.973023 del
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"nigga muh timberlands"
-- long dong silverback


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.973024 del
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NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.973025 del
>>973018
They're more slabs than slats,4"x2" pieces and I've an orthopedic matress on them that is about 10" thick.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.973026 del


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.973027 del
>>973024
Arsesoaker was in Star Wars


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.973028 del
>>973018
He just needs a couch


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.973029 del
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NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.973030 del
Very smokey here today.
Looked it up and there's bushfires all over the south west.


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NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.973032 del
>>973030
there's a 420ha fire near the boarding kennel where sweetie was


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.973033 del
>>973032
420 BLAZE IT!!!


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.973034 del
>>973032
Glad she's not there now.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.973035 del
>>973031
Very comfy-looking rooms.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.973036 del
morning neets


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.973037 del
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Good morning one and all.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.973038 del
>>973035
There are some good pictures here: https://nitter.poast.org/prep_propaganda


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.973039 del
>>973036
>>973037
Morning NEETs.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.973040 del
going outside to do a couple of jobbies


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.973041 del
>>973040
Good luck. Stay safe out there.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.973042 del
>>973041
I removed two water pressure reducers front and back and yelled at the neighbour's dog.
Need to pressure wash my drum smoker, but it's hot out there already, so I am having some green cordial and pondering.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.973043 del
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Have a duck


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.973044 del
>>973043
Lovely.
Tiffin you should use that duck as a model for your camo pattern on the canoe.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.973045 del
>>973044
Ducanoe


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.973046 del
>>973044
I will paint the cracks over with black then the rest with grey so i have streaks of black under the grey. That way it should look like a log.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.973048 del
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Tiffin will end up making that canoe for some other bush recluse who takes a fancy to it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.973049 del
>>973048
As long as it gets put back where it belongs I don't see why they can't share it.


NEET 01/18/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.973050 del
>>973048
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4bO6E4th9k [Embed]


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.973051 del
my parcel is coming today between 10.10 and 12.10


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.973052 del
>>973051
That is good news.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.973053 del
>>973049
Rivalry in the bush recluse scene can get as catty and downright hostile as high schoolers on a roblox server.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.973054 del
>>973051
Excellent, hope it turns up.
My new computer chair is meant to turn up tomorrow but there's been no updates to the tracking since it was sent so I am dubious.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.973055 del
>>973054
I have a replacement battery for one of Motherbat's house phones in a similar state. Supposedly sent with AusPost and due on Thursday, but no tracking. That usually means it was sent from China.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.973056 del
>>973055
Yeah, the company I ordered from was chinese pretending to be Australian which I didn't spot till after I ordered.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.973057 del
Imagine hiking out to your canoe hide just in time to see Dezi pushing off from the river bank in it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.973058 del
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html
>You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
>Somehow, despite never submitting any of the paperwork they sent me—not the background check or identification info, not the domestic violence affidavit, none of it—ICE had apparently offered me a job.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.973061 del
I think I have pieced together another clue in the abandoned shopping trolley mystery.

I used to think they ended up abandoned here because people walked their groceries home in them from the supermarket. But that never made sense because there would be trolleys here from supermarkets that are much too far away.

I have just seen someone walking past pushing a trolley with something heavy in it but it was not groceries. Maybe a car part or something like that.

I think these trolleys get used as a form of cargo freight around the neighbourhood. Not just to carry the groceries.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.973062 del
>>973061
They're routinely used to move house here in Lizbef.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.973063 del
>>973062
That makes sense. I also suspect they get used to facilitate a lot of the public dumping of rubbish you see everywhere.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.973064 del
parcel arrived
padlock back on the gate


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.973065 del
Been to coles.
I got you NEETs 2 (two) overripe tomatoes, a can of dog food and a litre of white vinegar.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.973066 del
>>973065
joke is on you because I love those things


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.973067 del
>>973064
Noice, it's good when they arrive on schedule.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.973068 del
>>973067
yes, it is
I'll ignore the fact I placed the order on December 20.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.973069 del
>>973066
You can have first go at the dogfood then.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.973070 del
>>973069
i'll need 2 pieces of toast


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.973071 del
>>973066
How do you like dog food?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.973072 del
>>973070
>>973071
Very fancy.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.973073 del
>>973065
>2 (two) overripe tomatoes
My exact body type.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.973074 del
>>973065
The vinegar is good for degreasing kitchen surfaces.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.973075 del
>>973074
and minor de-rusting, soaking cotton ham bags, the list is endless really
NEET did us a big favour with his shop


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.973076 del
>>973074
I use it to get food stains off my white tshirts.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.973077 del
>>973073
overripe heirloom tomatoes to be exact


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.973078 del
>>973076
I used to drink apple cider vinegar but looked into it and its bullshit, nothing more than a little bit of pectin and vinegar shilled as the cure to AIDS and modern living by lying hippy scum.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.973079 del
>>973078
I put it on chips.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.973080 del
>>973078
also seems like a good way to accelerate development of a stomach ulcer if you went mad with it


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.973081 del
>>973079
La-Di-Da, real NEETs use goon.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.973082 del
>>973080
How many doctors visits result from hippy health advice? The harm is real.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.973083 del
>>973081
Cruisey urinated on my minimum chips from the Lizbef Souf fish & chip shop after I complained there was no vinegar once.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.973084 del
>>973083
Then he pointed at the security guard and said he could have me beaten up if he wanted.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.973085 del
>>973061
Neet shopping trolleys are bad home freight, I saw someone pulling one behind their car on the tow bar on the road.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.973086 del
>>973084
*beaten off


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.973087 del
Cruisey tells his blind clients he has taken them to the fish market, but really he has just locked them in the boot.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.973088 del
yt-dlp doesn't work anymore, this is the first time in many years I've been unable to download music from youtube, feels bad man.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.973089 del
>>973088
use an online downloader
or torrent the album the song is on


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.973090 del
Just read a comic about a hitman that had an interesting idea in it.
He and the guy who gave him jobs had an email account they shared but didn't send emails from, they would just write drafts and save them and then the other would delete it after they read it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.973091 del
Had to deal with another meth home. Woe.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.973092 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.973093 del
>>973090
That's how OG Al Qaeda etc used gmail.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.973094 del
>>973089
Got it to work just now, turns out I wasn't giving it my correct firefox profile to borrow cookies from.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.973095 del
>>973093
Ah, I thought it was too good an idea to be original.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.973096 del
>>973095
originality is the art of concealing your sources
t. not telling


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.973097 del
Got an update on the chair it is in the depot over here now.
Maybe it will turn up tomorrow after all.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.973098 del
>>973097
pajeets are going to ignore it for three days
bounce it around in the truck for two more
then tell you that you weren't home on day six


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.973099 del
>>973098
A NEET can dream.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.973100 del
Cruisey used to get around in expensive looking leather pants until he became an executive and got too important to wear them anymore.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.973101 del
>>973100
He just got sick of the NEETs jizzing on them on thursday nights.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.973102 del
>>973101
It's called patina.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.973103 del
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Do you exercise regularly neets? I go for long slow waddles every day. I also have an exercise bike and some dumbbells, but I never seem to have time to use them, a neet gentleman simply has too many demands on his time.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.973104 del
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always with the poo shaming


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.973105 del
>>973103
I lift some weights at home 4 days out of 5.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.973106 del
>>973104
You should poo in a potty and proudly show the bat each time so she can praise your achievements.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.973107 del
>>973103
Cruisey got Tiffin to be his personal trainer but it somehow ended with him dropping everything and going into hiding and Tiffo going around menacing his entire social trying to find out where with allegations of coercive control and threats to cut off fingers for poor performance, once.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.973108 del
>>973103
I do 15 minutes of light weights and then an hour walk every morning.
If the weathers cool enough I do the same in the evening.
Going to start going to the gym again in a few weeks once the physio okays it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.973109 del
>>973104
Big poos are in her future.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.973110 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.973111 del
>>973110
*kek
Getting more mong by the day


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.973112 del
she says no rules, but if I brought down guns, knives, and cigars, she'd start bitching


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.973113 del
>He's more mong now than man, twisted and evil


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.973114 del
>>973112
Ask her if she'd prefer cigar smoking or big poos.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.973115 del
>>973103
Yeah I either jog or go to the gym everyday. Its a healthy way to cope with the woes and things that are hard to change. Its nice to see progress in one aspect of my life, I can become slightly fitter and healthier but I'm too far gone to see any meaningful improvement in other areas.
I'd encourage you to just start small, gentle walking that you build up then you can add some more vigorous exercise down the line long term.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.973116 del
Ordered more avocado toast


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.973117 del
>>973116
You did not.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.973118 del
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>>973114
She's not ready for that.
A couple of weeks ago when she asked what my cigar cutter was I told her it was for stripping coaxial cable.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.973119 del
Maybe when I'm grilling the steaks on the weekend I should just smoke a cigar in the yard, Tony Soprano style.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.973120 del
>>973117
Had jalapenos on it


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.973121 del
>>973120
that was guacamole on a burrito you mong


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.973122 del
>>973121
It was avocado with jalapeno on toast you nasty little brainlet


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.973123 del
>>973122
and you paid $60?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.973124 del
>>973123
Different day, keep up 😎


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.973125 del
I wonder how many safe house and bug out bags Tiffin has scattered across the Tasmanian countryside.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.973126 del
>>973122
That's silly NEET you're meant to put dogfood on toast.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.973127 del
>>973126
I don't eat like you


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.973128 del
>>973118
That is a classy EDC item


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.973151 del
>>973125
No safe houses but many bags of bugs.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.973152 del
Finally caught up on going through and downloading the last year and a halfs comics.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.973153 del
>>973152
Reading them should keep you busy for a while.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.973154 del
>>973153
Yeah there's quite a few there.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.973155 del
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NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.973156 del
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might go out and get ecksersyse


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.973157 del
>>973156
I wanna pat kot


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.973158 del
>>973157
I hiss at people who try to touch me.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.973159 del
>>973158
That's fine, as long as I can pat. Might also give kot treat.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.973160 del
BUM BUM


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.973161 del
>>973160
Blocked and reported


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.973162 del
Out of sorts again. Gonna go do some laps at the pool just for something to do. Might have a sit in the spa and sauna.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.973163 del
Runny egg best egg


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.973164 del
>>973160
Language!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.973165 del
>>973162
You've earned it!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.973166 del
Chair just turned up, that's a day early.
Might have to buy a lotto ticket.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.973167 del
>>973166
check it for poo


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.973168 del
hecking niecebot wants me to pick her up on the way to motherbat's for the weekend
there goes the long weekend


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.973169 del
>>973061
>>973062
Is there an app to find a local one? Who keeps track of their locations?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.973170 del
>>973078
Does it have apple in it?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.973171 del
Cruisey made weber eat stinky chips standing up with his pants down in the corner after he made some snark comment about them not having enough vinegar once


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.973172 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.973173 del
>>973167
Kek, no poo.
All the parts are there with no damage, win win!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.973174 del
>>973169
In my suburb the coles truck does the rounds every week to pick them up from outside the blocks of flats and units.
I think there is a number you can call to report them.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.973175 del
>>973107
This would save him. Digging trenches in Tiff's commune.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.973176 del
>>973168
She can be deso driver. Get a sun hat and some cigars.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.973177 del
Cruisey I may wanna go


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.973178 del
>>973176
Said I'll take her fishing and out in the kayak and on the ferris wheel.
Motherbat wants to take her to the 'behind the scenes' horsedrawn tram thing, but those cunt's want $80 per adult with a kid under 12 free.
Might show her what a 12 gauge slug will do to a rabbit or fox while I still have the chance.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.973179 del
>>973177
>put on this blindfold


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.973180 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.973181 del
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Suspect I forgot to connect my usb3 ports when I assembled my computer a decade ago and have been running on usb2 all this time.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.973183 del
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Chair'd.
It is very comfy


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.973184 del
>>973183
it already has a greasy hair stain lol


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.973185 del
>>973183
Very stylish. Matches the bookshelf.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.973186 del
>>973184
Lol no, that's oil from the bolts.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.973187 del
>>973177
>Journalist asks how fresh while standing in front of live fish.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.973188 del
>>973186
oh right
you probably need one of them rolly mats to save the carpet


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.973189 del
>>973188
Yeah, I have one on order.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.973190 del
>>973185
Cheers NEET.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.973191 del
>>973182
Everything lives in Harmony. Survival of the fittest malware.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.973192 del
>>973183
Noice.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.973193 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.973194 del
>>973187
Imagine her shock at how cuts of meat make it into trays.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.973195 del
The kids at the BMX track made fun of my training wheels 😭😭


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.973196 del
Cruisey we'll never get in...


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.973197 del
>Four arrested as Queensland Police seize guns, kilos of drugs in Townsville
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-19/townsville-police-arrest-guns-drugs-trafficking/106244526
Didn't we have a townsville neet at one stage?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.973198 del
>>973196
Fuck living in Sydney or Melbourne. Horrendous. Krispy Kreme in Adelaide was only busy for a few days after opening.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.973199 del
>>973195
They're probably bandits


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.973200 del
>>973183
Excellent.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.973204 del
>>973195
Just ding the bell.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwBOCLWnzZc [Embed]


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.973215 del
Bought an sdr before the pandemic. Finally got it out of the box and working today. I'm such a lazy shit.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.973218 del
>>973215
Do not speak negatively about yourself like that please NEET. You are doing the best you can.
There are complex psychological reasons why you find doing certain things difficult and are prone to procrastination.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.973219 del
>>973218
He could just be lazy though.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.973220 del
>>973159
Treats will be accepted but keep your hands to yourself.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.973221 del
>>973218
Thanks Dr. Fatso


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.973222 del
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>>973221
How did you know?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.973223 del
>>973107
Cruisey was light on the truth of this but I remember him messaging me to gloat about standing me up at our gym session from a tug shop, whereabouts unknown.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.973224 del
dominos new smokey bbq chicken is pretty ordinary
pulled chicken (fuck all), red onion, cheese, and bbq sauce


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.973225 del
>>973222
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.973226 del
>10 Hot & Crispy Chicken $10 @ KFC (Online or App Order)
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/944817


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.973227 del
>>973224
How much did your order cost?
How many garlic breads?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.973228 del
>>973226
>Online or App Order
Can't do it. Downloading the fast food apps is a line this executive won't cross.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.973229 del
>>973042
>yelled at the neighbour's dog.
That's a mong behaviour.

>>973048
Yes, for himself.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.973230 del
>>973227
they offer the pixxa for $14 delivered because it's new
$8 to add on a gaelic bread and pebsi
just the 1


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.973231 del
Had some dark chocolate mousse I bought from a deli, delicious.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.973232 del
>>973229
>That's a mong behaviour.
it lives outside (their human kid gets taken by social services every few months)
it barks at me for existing on my own property
i tell it to shut the fuck up


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.973233 del
Fate has blown a Barnacle Bills Treasure Chest onto the domestic premises.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.973234 del
>>973181
Protip: theres no difference


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.973235 del
>>973231
Sounds lovely.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.973236 del
>>973232
>i tell it to shut the fuck up
Does it work?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.973237 del
>>973234
there actually isn't for a large number of very small files


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.973238 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.973239 del
>>973238
Buy a slingshot and shoot it with random shit when it barks


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.973240 del
>>973238
It is probably not worth doing then.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.973241 del
I always have a crimper with me. Never know when it can come in handy.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.973242 del
>A "Hungarian crimper" typically refers to an antique brass pastry crimper (derelyevágó) used for decorative edges on filled pastries


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.973243 del
Shibs tried to crimp my arse once


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.973244 del
Wanted to post the Impure Recluse scene from Hevi Reissu, but it's not on youtube.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.973245 del
>>973243
He used a nut cracker on me.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.973246 del
>>973183
put a plastic cover over it so it doesnt wear out


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.973247 del
>>973245
Maybe that's what happened to the NEET with the mutant ball the other day


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.973248 del
>>973246
I do that with my penis


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.973249 del
>>973248
Application speed?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.973250 del
>>973249
They go through automatically on the jobsearch website. You just put in your email.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.973252 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.973253 del
Possum told me once that my momma be trippin
And I said no Posso she doesn't do drugs
And then he called me a jive arse honkey motherfucker and walked off


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.973254 del
>>973253
Typical Possum behaviour. He's done worse too.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.973255 del
>>973250
Apply for ICE


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.973256 del
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>>973229
My neighbours now have five dogs of various breeds. At the moment when the little yappy ones come into my yard and harass me the woman snoops and yells at them like they are children. Once that stops I will shoot them with my wrist rocket. In my experience it only takes one good hit and they keep their fucking horrible little heads down forever.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.973257 del
>>973255
You do realise we live in Australia don't you?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.973258 del
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Capitalist books and bookshelves look immature and gimmicky.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.973259 del
>>973257
I don't think they would mind.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.973260 del
Pidge's tiktoks are hit and miss, but we still love you Pidgie. xx


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.973261 del
>>973260
You love them all!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.973262 del
>>973251
how is this possible if the social media ban worked?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.973263 del
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NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.973264 del
>>973263
When are you putting on a mid week moofie?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.973265 del
>>973262
They have installed Monk-d


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.973266 del
>>973255
So she expected to be treated bad for her views and actions while ICE turned out to be one of the most open minded organization.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.973267 del
How come the actor that plays Moff Gideon in Star Wars is several shades niggerer than when he played Gus Fring in Breaking Bad? Google won’t tell me.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.973268 del
>>973259
Fair call they'd probably hire Wizzy at this stage.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.973269 del
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NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.973270 del
>>973261
Its steps, the vibration, and the music are all out of sync just a tiny fraction of a second.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.973271 del
Wizzy : Agent of ICE
I'd watch that show


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.973272 del
>>973266
But they then denied they did offer her a job. But up until that tweet shown, yes you were correct.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.973273 del
might start spamming food porn


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.973274 del
>>973270
They always let us down.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.973275 del
>>973273
Is this Bill?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.973276 del
>>973275
Didn't mean to quote that post


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.973277 del
>>973275
10K will be mates with him I reckon. He'd call 10k a good spud.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.973279 del
>>973275
That is a good price. You can't find cheap big bags of spuds here any more.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.973280 del
>>973277
Well bantered.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.973281 del
The tap water smells like rubber again. It happened before a couple of months ago but went away.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.973288 del
Good spam.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.973289 del
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NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.973290 del
>>973275
Nah Bill looks like Willy Wonka


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.973291 del
>>973243
You wanted him to, you little hussy.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.973292 del
>>973275
>>973277
Kek, I actually do most if my shopping at spud shed.
They give 5% off on tuesdays if you have a dolebludger card.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.973293 del
>>973292
>5% off on tuesdays if you have a dolebludger card.
That is good but I think the shame of producing the card might be too much for me. I wish we had spudshed here though.


NEET Board owner 01/19/2026 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.973294 del
Shiban who did you ban for two months for those dessert posts? I have asked you to leave bans to me if they don't violate global rules.
I hope you have not banned Tiffin.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.973295 del
Mongs, dicks, festering inverted tranny peniginas, niggers, cakes. How they differ from each other? How big red "have sex incel" and "eat cake" (or whatever) text differ from each other?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.973296 del
>>973293
They are good shops, heaps of stock, good prices and open 24/7.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.973297 del
>>973294
>>973295
The show goes on!


NEET Board owner 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.973298 del
>>973295
The spam is part of our lives here and it is possible for a NEET of good character to think they are being amusing by making a mocking imitation of it.
If they did that it was not smart but if it is one of the regular NEETs of mostly good character it is not right to ban them.
If you banned Tiffin please unban him. If you do not know who you banned please remove the ban just to be sure. You know bans don't really hinder the spammer anyway.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.973299 del
>>973298
Can we start word filtering all the crap the spammer says. It would make for some amusement.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.973300 del
not the neapolitan ice cream!!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.973301 del
>>973298
Pariston you should have these discussions with shibs on irc/discord so you can sort things out in private.


NEET Board owner 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.973302 del
>>973301
Would you like to be BO? I will transfer it to you. Just ask.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.973303 del
>>973302
You are doing a great job. Plus you are lovin' it!


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.973304 del


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.973305 del
Someone is writing on IRC. I don't think that's actually Tiffin.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.973306 del
In the spam a vile comment was made, so I am hopefully the decline is continuing


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.973307 del
>>973305
Ask him about the present he was going to send me once.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.973308 del
>>973307
It doesn't look like he is interested in conversation.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.973309 del
>>973308
It could be him. Just unban him. If he continues, ban him again. It's a no lose situation tbqh


NEET Board owner 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.973310 del
>>973308
Just remove the ban please.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.973311 del
Good night.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.973312 del
>>973311
Good night Pidge. xx
That Pidge has some good moves.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.973313 del
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Might become an oceanographer.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.973314 del
Emailed the BO


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.973315 del
Just got a random phone call from a female or a boy on an unknown number listed as yeppon queensland . I said hello?
They said shut up you (dog?)(door?)
Who are these people that have my phone number? What the fuck neets?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.973316 del
>>973315
Call them back and ask what they're wearing and breathe heavily.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.973319 del
>>973311
Night fella.
Fidgety pidge.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.973320 del
Nothing on youtube again. This is intolerable.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.973321 del
>>973310
What would I expect:
>Hey, I'm not the spammer/IGA/whatever, I meant nothing by it I was just monging around.
But what I got is nothing close to it, no show of willingness to be constructive or humane, just autistic tirades.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.973322 del
>>973321
You banned me for posting cake and you call me autistic and inhuman?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.973323 del
>>973322
And you are here. You look a lot like the spammer/IGA.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.973324 del
>>973321
Getting the ban screen can be very upsetting. The NEET mental health is not great to start with and yes it can tip them into a rage spiral. Allowances have to be made.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.973325 del
>>973323
I got one vpn for emergencies like when you go insane.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.973326 del
Bans don't work on IGA. The sad reality is the only NEETs who can be successfully banned are the innocent ones. The only bans which work are mistaken ones.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.973327 del
>>973326
It's now broadly understood what occurred, and I hope we can all just move on.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.973328 del
>>973327
All that is left is for the mistaken ban to be lifted.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.973329 del
I don’t see any hope for the future. For our country or me having any place in it. At least we have freedom of speech for maybe another six months


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.973330 del
>>973328
For whatever reason that isn't going to happen, so wrongfully banned neets should just evade the ban and move on. Shit happens.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.973331 del
I wonder if that guy who came looking for proudneet ever found him


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.973332 del
>>973331
All he found was ShameNEET.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.973333 del
Quads and I'm a NEET


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.973334 del
>>973333
You are one of us now Wizzy. unna


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.973335 del
>>973332
He is no more, RIP ShameNEET.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.973336 del
>>973333
Email your boss


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.973337 del
Did a big fart


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.973338 del
out of bed like a stupid mong prick


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.973340 del
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When you see it


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.973342 del
>>973316
👆💯


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.973343 del
>>973333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.973344 del
>>973340
The right decision was made.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.973345 del
gm bros


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.973346 del
test


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.973349 del
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JFC i just wanted to post about doing a sneeze and a fart at the same time last night and all that nonsense with the ban. Now the magic is gone, whatever.
GM NEETs


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.973350 del
Crying and using chatgpt as a shrink.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.973351 del
>>973322
Well, if the shoe fits.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.973352 del
>>973328
Let them eat spam cake.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.973353 del
>>973340
I can't see it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.973354 del
>>973353
I think the guy got up to take yhe pic, so the steering wheel is on the otherside


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.973355 del
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>>973349
>>973345
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.973356 del
>>973354
I saw that. I thought there was something more.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.973357 del
>>973356
So did I.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.973359 del
>>973357
Food for thought.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.973360 del
I close my fingers too tightly when I sleep. I wake up with them hurting.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.973361 del
Shiban is asleep, do you NEETs want to see that cake again?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.973362 del
Australia as we know it ends today thanks to those dickheads in Canberra.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.973363 del
>>973361
Don't do it NEET.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.973364 del
>>973362
It has been a slow but steady process for decades now.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.973365 del
>>973363
I'm gonna post it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.973366 del
>>973362
Free speech and liberty are seppo ideals. Australia has always been a governed land, they always wanted security above freedoms.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.973367 del
>>973366
Who is they?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.973368 del
>>973367
Us. Dont pretend that you're separate.
When someone says gas the likes or behead the infidels, we dont think that they deserve a podium, we collectively want them to shut up. And will force it.
Its our culture. Fit in or fuck off.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.973375 del
See? Do we give cake spamming aggitators a voice to spread their baked rhetoric?


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.973376 del
>>973375
It's all ends up as poo. Shovelled away.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.973377 del
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We will need a review of this.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.973378 del
I thought that speech ban thing got killed by the greens


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.973379 del
>>973378
It's been modified after a day of negotiation yesterday and the MSM are touting it will pass. Nobody has seen the updated bill.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.973380 del
Awful posts this morning.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.973381 del
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>>973380
You must mean from the other NEETs.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.973383 del
High powered squirts are firing out of me. Hopefully that's the last of it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.973384 del
>>973383
It is a sign you need a complete diet and lifestyle overhaul. The toilet NEET lifestyle is a cry for help.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.973385 del
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This desk-mounted powerboard has caught my interest.
It might be the solution to the not-long-enough cord problem which plagues my existence.
At one point I had my powerboard suspended in mid-air hanging off the desk with everything plugged into it.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.973386 del
Got 7 hours sleep, should've gotten 8. I'm a sulky, lazy guy so that 1 hour makes a huge difference.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.973387 del
>>973385
They look unsightly neet, what you should do is mount a board down the side of one of the desk's metal support legs/tubes, attach it with nylon ties.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.973389 del
>>973387
That sounds like a good idea.


NEET 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.973391 del
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Fixed the chainsaw after noob tubing how to do it. Might cut some firewood later.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.973392 del
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Which NEETs will still be here and still your friend in ten years time when everything IRL is over?


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.973393 del
SA best A


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.973394 del
As expected, the Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism (Firearms and Customs Laws) Bill has passed in the House of Representatives without amendment.

96 YES, 45 NO.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.973395 del
Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism (Criminal and Migration Laws) Bill has been published.
It's the exact same bill as last week but cut in half.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.973396 del
>>973393
If it doesnt have a disclaimer about indigenous land rights then its hate speech and bound to be removed.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.973397 del
might ask chatgpt if i can go to jail for saying "jews hate free speech" in public.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.973398 del
>>973392
I'll be long dead.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.973399 del
>>973397
It's retrospective, so you might want to have a think about everything you've ever written online.
Same goes for the the firearms and customs bill. If you ever watched one of the 3D printing documentaries that came out after Louigi did his thing, you have now broken federal law and can be jailed.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.973400 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.973401 del
>>973393
Lovely. God Save the Queen.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.973402 del
>>973400
Beautiful.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.973403 del
>>973399
I dont think thats accurate and i will remind you of the panopticon effect. I suspect this will only cause normies who only just started on baby red pills to clench up and delet their facetweet accounts. I had a lot of weapons manuals but ran bleach bit over those drives a year ago for different reasons. I never fedposted apart from threatening to blow certain anonymous NEETs up with literal candles and blast them with a pretend gun that was clearly a whipper snipper (although I got banned for that). One thing not widely known is that new drones bought after jan 1 this year need to have ID beacons fitted. All these restrictions designed to take away the advantage of geurilla warfare in a urban environment are elementary to circumvent. Its some kind of nanny state thing whereby i phone retards cant weaponize their convenience anymore and this is supposed to end the threat to the ZOG. Its cringe.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.973404 del
>>973403
>I dont think thats accurate
Have you read the bill? I have.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.973405 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.973406 del
>>973405
Looks like a nice day for a swim.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.973407 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.973408 del
>>973404
no I havent. Its in the enforcement anyway.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.973409 del
>>973407
Serene.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.973410 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.973411 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.973413 del
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Goon Moaning Fellas

In a terrible state today. Some people have been rubbing me the wormg way lately. Everyone is on edge, close to losing it. Might just pack in today and hit the goonola.

>>973393
>>973401
but she is dead ?

>>973405
>>973407
>>973410
oi your stealing my bit

>>973411
BASADO!


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.973414 del
HNNNNNNNGGGGG


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.973415 del
>>973413
Everyone is worried about that drunken rageposting they did ten years ago.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.973419 del
I know what you NEETs did last summer.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.973421 del
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NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.973422 del


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.973423 del
>>973422
Hideous, frightful, dreadful. This eyesore is on display in public, why?


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.973424 del
Any neets ever play footy or are we all geeks and nerds?


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.973425 del
>>973424
I will always kick a ball around by myself if I am close to an oval.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.973426 del
>>973422
>>973423
My exact body type.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.973427 del
>>973424
what code?


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.973428 del
>>973403
>>973399
I thought the hate speech bill got cancelled? I thought it also originally mostly applied to groups promoting or inciting violence.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.973429 del
The Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism (Criminal and Migration Laws) Bill has passed in the House of Representatives without amendment.

116 YES, 7 NO.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.973430 del
>>973428
Nope. The government and opposition claimed to have dumped controversial ‘Racial Vilification’ clauses, but have quietly changed the definition of a hate crime to include the same language.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.973431 del
>>973430
These putrid cunts need to be put on trial


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.973432 del
>>973431
ON and lower house independents received their copy of the bill at 10am this morning. Once in the lower house, Tony Burke was able to pass a motion that there be no debate of amendments before the vote. Democracy indeed.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.973433 del
lads being a neet didn't work out. got kicked out from home, I'm staying at motels until my money runs out.

fuck man, I knew it was an option but I thought maybe in my 30s NOT FUCKING 22!


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.973434 del
>>973377
Same as oreo. Found a use for all the rubbish left on the conveyor belt.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.973435 del
(43.08 MB 1920x1080 YUSjVyqJAg7WeGnV.mp4)


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.973436 del
>>973433
I am sorry you are struggling NEET. See what help is available to you.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.973437 del
Wwwweber


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.973438 del
>>973434
Very cynical view. I bet it will be a taste sensation.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.973439 del
>>973437
Good to see you back at it.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.973440 del
>>973437
Did you make these posts?
>>973366
>>973368


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.973441 del
Some of the NEETs can spot a toilet tier post even without a photo.

>>973440
Deny everything.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.973442 del
>>973437
What a relief.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.973444 del
>>973437
That must be a huge poo after all this time.
Best post today too.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.973445 del
>>973444
He holds it in for us and shows us the best.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.973446 del
>>973445
He is good to us that way.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.973447 del
>>973422
wu wuh why was it recently hosed down ?


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.973448 del
Cruisey I don't wanna be locked in a Waymo
>Waymo wants to bring its robotaxis to Australia
https://ia.acs.org.au/article/2026/waymo-wants-to-bring-its-robotaxis-to-australia.html


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.973449 del
>>973445
We're going to need a bigger plunger.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.973450 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.973451 del
>>973448
If we get waymo then maybe nuro can make deliveries as well.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.973452 del
>>973435
thanks for posing this

@3:33 i swear he had a freudian slip and said cunt instead of cut. Katter and Hanson should be our heads of state NGL


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.973453 del
>>973447
To clean the big NEET loads off


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973455 del
PUBLIC TOILET TOURIST


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973456 del
Cruisey must never wear shorts.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973457 del
BUM RASH


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