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y'all are wild


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.6294 del
no u



look, it's a board for the biggest imbecile the internet has seen, so nice
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Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.6251 del
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>>6244
>I use the toilet, though. lmfao.
>With my diaper on
Oh yeah, the Mittens plush is real now.


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.6260 del
>>6243
lol who is stinky bunny ay geordie
>>6244
>and i dont like shadow for his zoophilic actions
if its fine for you to make friends with a zoo then its fine for you to make friends with a pedo
you and klim should kiss and make up
you made for each other
>Didn't happen.
you can tell by the way i use my walk
im geordie boy and i opposite talk
>>6247
i asked him to do so
do bad things on the internet and they will stay on the internet geordie
thats the way it should be lol


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.6270 del
>>6243
>when did i talk to bee
Was this you planning ahead?
https://archived.moe/b/thread/889707114/#889712668


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.6279 del
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Understanding The Man Who Sold The World
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AfJIgsFHX0Q [Embed]

.moe is filled with nothing but gay angst.
The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made.


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.6287 del
>>6279
80 Synonyms & Antonyms of (GAY) ANGST
https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/angst

angst

A feeling of dread, anxiety, or anguish that is commonly associated with the teenage years. And angsty teenager tends to wallow in these feeling melodramatically, wanting pity from others while also simultaneously wishing to remain tragically misunderstood, much to the annoyance of his friends.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angst

https://moviesandmania.com/2015/07/24/angst-schizophrenia-1983-movie-film-reviews-horror-austrian-1983-overview/



I ate 3 whole onions (sauteed with salt and pepper) for dinner last night and my farts are unfathomably disgusting. Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No. 6267 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I'm not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.

I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I'm surprised I didn't melt a hole through the fabric. I've been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I'm sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I'm not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.

My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don't even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I'll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I'm going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can't come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God's ass apple and now I'm paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.



UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as "the schwetts" (shit sweats). It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I'll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound.


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.6268 del
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>>6267
Why does this sexually arouse me...?


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.6269 del
>>6267
Yonkers...
>>6268
Yonkers...



Here here!! my phone number!!! call me please
805-420-1037
thank you!!!!
or add me on discord???! agghh!?? you want me so much? you can now talk to me anytime! you wamnt!!!
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Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.5272 del
>>5264
i;m not you, dipshit
fuck of


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.5275 del
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>>5272
Stop whippin' the drippin', dude...


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.5313 del
any more contact info?


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.6222 del
lol i wonder if his honeypot made him any new friends


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.6250 del
>>5313
lmaomailtime122?



KKK brownpounded 6 million of god's chosen people during the holocaust, earning him the nickname, "Shitler."
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Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.6200 del
>>6186
i think she would rather give me breast milk to be honest bro


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.6202 del
>>6200
He's 5 years old (mentally) I bet she still breastfeeds him.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.6204 del
>>6202
she going to have to make a choice then
because i aint putting my lips on the same titties as a boy who munches poopies does


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.6215 del
>>6183
>>6186
>>6204
>>6200
>>6202
kill yourselves. all of you


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.6221 del
>>6215
like your brother did
p



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OH MY YONKERS


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.6171 del
>>6150
Oh Yonkers! No! Stop! That is not how to play the piano!


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.6178 del
>>6171
Not me.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.6180 del
Yonkers is so crazed by feces that he doesn't care if he rips colons inside out to get at them.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.6181 del
OP is definitely Yonkers.



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never forget
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Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.5450 del
>>5445
stop being fucking dumb


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.5451 del
>>5450
Don't mock PDD sufferers.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.5452 del
>>5450
PDD is a hell of a thing to have.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.6156 del
>>5388
this is beautiful, we need more of this, he even sounds like our deceased god of poopypants


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.6157 del
>>6156
its what he would have wanted ye



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so this is where you're hiding smegma
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Anonymous 11/18/2022 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.5831 del
>>5825
FUCK OFF DON'T ENCOURAGE ANZUBO PROXYWUMBO


Anonymous 11/18/2022 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.5832 del
>>5831
She will be happily deflowered and pregnant with my child before the sun rises upon the morrow; of this, I can readily assure you.


Anonymous 11/18/2022 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.5835 del
>>5831
Klimbot ignore.


Anonymous 11/19/2022 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.5865 del
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There is a severe lack of a certain art piece on this board.
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Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.6140 del
>>6135
>>6138
>>6137
>>6136
See, this is what people say about you, when you reply to something that simply does jot need to be replied to: You are an idiot.

IT DOES NOT MATTER!

'IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!''

PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YOU, THAT'S IT. THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO REPLY TO THIS SHIT.

Yes, it IS that easy.

People call you 'retarded' and 'stupid' etc, simp;y because there is no need at all for you tp reply and defend yourse;lf against what are obvious shit posts, and yes - they are garbage. There is no need for you to reply to them. At all. It's pointless on your behalf.

By responding to their posts, you are just giving the trolls what they want: to wind you up like a toy.

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Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.6144 del
>>6135 >>6140 >>6138 >>6137 >>6136

Jordan: please realise that none of this JUST DOES NOT MATTER, AND THAT NONE OF THIS IS REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO ARGUE AND WORRY ABOUT. IT JUST ISN'T!

Jordan: See, this is WHY people say you are stupid/an idiot etc, when you reply to something that simply does NOT need to be replied to.

Jordan: IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT! NO ONE REALLY CARES!

Jordan: PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YOU, THAT'S IT.
THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO REPLY TO THEIR SHIT.

Yes, it IS that easy.

Jordan: By responding to their posts, you are just giving the trolls what they want: to wind you up like a toy.

Jordan: There is no point in getting yourself all agitated over this pointless and meaningless shit. It's NOT IMPORTANT, ok? It just does not matter. No one actually cares. What you are doing to yourself is completely pointless compared to the amount of effort you put into it.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.6145 del
>>5881
yonkers wake up they're talking shit about you again https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16565238


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.6146 del
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>>6145
Oh! My Toilet!


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.6152 del
>>6145
>talking shit
lol you know how to lure the boy



OH MY SCIENCE