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Everyone on this board talks weirdly and posts weird pictures!
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Amelia 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.51491 del
>>51481
its a tough one
the button mushroom cant penetrate
but a bullet aint guaranteed to give you a permanent infection


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.51496 del
>>51489
RUDE!!!


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.51498 del
>>51491
I'm not about that life. Death is easier. Reminds me of the loving reaper comics. Not that igaf I just like the artwork. Since Diddles killed my muse. And I went all out Malk. I'm scaring everyone in the opposite way Diddles does.


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.51500 del
>scaring everyone
By still posting.


Amelia 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.51520 del
>>51498
>Since Diddles killed my muse
was your muse cammy
or the atmosphere in the piss closet
or diddles laptop
or the walls in his house



Amelia 12/30/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No. 51185 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
can you raid this pedo game: arras.io
browser game with no registration, just pick an imaginative username and let the other team shoot you for experience.
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Amelia 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.51236 del
>>51235
damn bernie gets everywhere huh


Amelia 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.51237 del
>>51236
Burn Niggers?


Amelia 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.51278 del
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Jordan has developed a new game to play


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Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.51306 del
>>51237
sir
it is nie gores
why the way you are interpreting this name is very racist sir
please do not to be doing this



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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

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anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.46869 del
Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques:

'''https://rb.gy/oxxjt7'''


anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.46896 del
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>>42118
There is no y'all, there is no we. So end me yourself you coward.


macker boyett 05/03/2025 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.47226 del
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POTUS 2024 Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No. 34819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.

Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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macker boyett 08/03/2025 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.49448 del
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I just landed a massive shit.

ama


6cbf5 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.49451 del
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>>49448
What did it taste like?


Amelia 11/23/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.50878 del


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.51030 del



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Golden Diaper Award Amelia 12/08/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No. 51021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The winner of this year's "Golden Diaper Award" goes to...


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Amelia 12/10/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.51075 del
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>>51021
>>51026
>>51027
And the nominees are...



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Can someone get me in contact with Macker on discord? Or a server he's in? I'm a big fan.
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Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.50454 del
>>50451
>either you and your fucked up "friends" stop stalking and quit the internet, fuck off, and move on.
>your friends
>move on
Why would we do that?


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.50455 del
We are stuck in purgatory. I'm certain you're not familiar with spades. But you bet to high so I'm gonna sandbag you up and down all day and night til you quit.


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.50456 del
>>50455
poogatory


Amelia 11/05/2025 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.50457 del
>>50455
>we
Multiple Personality Disorder spotted.
He's finally cracked, Precious.
We wonder who will get the blame for it, Precious...



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Jampacked is Kill anonymous 03/08/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No. 44840 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
JAMPACKED IS KILL

With the death of both Mittens and Kitty God (by Macker himself), his infamous webcomic "Jampacked" is kill.

It will never be completed.

https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Jampacked!_(web_series)
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anonymous 03/26/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.45211 del
>>45203
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIGvYqB74nY [Embed]


Amelia 10/30/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.50389 del
>>45199
>>45206
His Diaper guards are pure PDD Autistic Funtism


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.50395 del
>>50389
This is PURE nightmare-causing shit... what was diddles thinking?!?


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.50397 del
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Well... it looks like our Mittens is willing to go out and play his special games with his young friends in any weather... he is so very eager to please.



Microsoft Copilot on yonkers.
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Amelia 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.50318 del
lol the pdd is acting up
i said pedo not para
just because you got a lot of both dont mean its interchangeable


Anon 10/22/2025 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.50322 del
"acti-"
Its called scolding because you really are, by definition, illiterate.
Nope, don't have disorders


Amelia 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.50325 del
>you a illiterate
>also i aint got paraphilias because the word is sth i change the definition so all the paraphilias i got dont count and it only apply to a few which i say i dont have but do have anyway
lol do that word have a different meaning in spanish or sth bro


Amelia 10/23/2025 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.50326 del
>>50325
>I changed the Definition
Congrats on your appointment to the Board of the Oxford English Dictionary, Geordie!
Such boastful success for you!
Yo momma must be proud.



hey Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No. 34899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.45057 del
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>>45045
you know this emoji looks kind of like my favorite pooperhero


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Amelia 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.50287 del
>pacifically


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New? Mittenjak? PaiPenpeki 07/08/2025 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No. 49175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!
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Everyone is Ameila 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.50236 del
I am Amelia... and so is my wife! The PDD tells me so. That's the PDD I caught from diddles, who is now dead, as she killed himself again.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.50242 del
So what. The theem song also got a dislike (for some fucking reason, and I partly see why - due to the audio being mixed a little 'weirdly')
And it got labeled as a "theme song" by accident, it was just an instrumental 'prototype' (i wasnt gonna finalize her because of the shitty name) and frankly I've almost lost all interest in the Martin Marvila Milkers (her name is very spelled dumb like a kid's crappy show in kinemaster.) character, and if itplanned to be remade, it might not be cruddy anymore.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.50243 del
>>50236
You're not worth reasoning about. Your life is terrible as is.

Enjoy, creep.


Amelia 10/16/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.50245 del
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>>50243
Such a hot sexy love note


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