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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

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anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.46869 del
Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques:

'''https://rb.gy/oxxjt7'''


anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.46896 del
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>>42118
There is no y'all, there is no we. So end me yourself you coward.


macker boyett 05/03/2025 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.47226 del
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Amelia 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.51206 del
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POTUS 2024 Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No. 34819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.

Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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macker boyett 08/03/2025 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.49448 del
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I just landed a massive shit.

ama


6cbf5 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.49451 del
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>>49448
What did it taste like?


Amelia 11/23/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.50878 del


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.51030 del



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Golden Diaper Award Amelia 12/08/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No. 51021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The winner of this year's "Golden Diaper Award" goes to...


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.51026 del


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Amelia 12/10/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.51075 del
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>>51021
>>51026
>>51027
And the nominees are...



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Can someone get me in contact with Macker on discord? Or a server he's in? I'm a big fan.
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Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.50454 del
>>50451
>either you and your fucked up "friends" stop stalking and quit the internet, fuck off, and move on.
>your friends
>move on
Why would we do that?


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.50455 del
We are stuck in purgatory. I'm certain you're not familiar with spades. But you bet to high so I'm gonna sandbag you up and down all day and night til you quit.


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.50456 del
>>50455
poogatory


Amelia 11/05/2025 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.50457 del
>>50455
>we
Multiple Personality Disorder spotted.
He's finally cracked, Precious.
We wonder who will get the blame for it, Precious...



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Jampacked is Kill anonymous 03/08/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No. 44840 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
JAMPACKED IS KILL

With the death of both Mittens and Kitty God (by Macker himself), his infamous webcomic "Jampacked" is kill.

It will never be completed.

https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Jampacked!_(web_series)
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anonymous 03/26/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.45211 del
>>45203
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIGvYqB74nY [Embed]


Amelia 10/30/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.50389 del
>>45199
>>45206
His Diaper guards are pure PDD Autistic Funtism


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.50395 del
>>50389
This is PURE nightmare-causing shit... what was diddles thinking?!?


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.50397 del
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Well... it looks like our Mittens is willing to go out and play his special games with his young friends in any weather... he is so very eager to please.



Microsoft Copilot on yonkers.
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Amelia 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.50318 del
lol the pdd is acting up
i said pedo not para
just because you got a lot of both dont mean its interchangeable


Anon 10/22/2025 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.50322 del
"acti-"
Its called scolding because you really are, by definition, illiterate.
Nope, don't have disorders


Amelia 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.50325 del
>you a illiterate
>also i aint got paraphilias because the word is sth i change the definition so all the paraphilias i got dont count and it only apply to a few which i say i dont have but do have anyway
lol do that word have a different meaning in spanish or sth bro


Amelia 10/23/2025 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.50326 del
>>50325
>I changed the Definition
Congrats on your appointment to the Board of the Oxford English Dictionary, Geordie!
Such boastful success for you!
Yo momma must be proud.



hey Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No. 34899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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>>45045
you know this emoji looks kind of like my favorite pooperhero


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Amelia 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.50287 del
>pacifically


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New? Mittenjak? PaiPenpeki 07/08/2025 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No. 49175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!
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Everyone is Ameila 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.50236 del
I am Amelia... and so is my wife! The PDD tells me so. That's the PDD I caught from diddles, who is now dead, as she killed himself again.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.50242 del
So what. The theem song also got a dislike (for some fucking reason, and I partly see why - due to the audio being mixed a little 'weirdly')
And it got labeled as a "theme song" by accident, it was just an instrumental 'prototype' (i wasnt gonna finalize her because of the shitty name) and frankly I've almost lost all interest in the Martin Marvila Milkers (her name is very spelled dumb like a kid's crappy show in kinemaster.) character, and if itplanned to be remade, it might not be cruddy anymore.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.50243 del
>>50236
You're not worth reasoning about. Your life is terrible as is.

Enjoy, creep.


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>>50243
Such a hot sexy love note


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cobson fucking won
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>>50112
check the ingredients
someone might be slipping you the jordan juice with symptoms like that
is it brown stuff composed of barium
the chemical often used in enemas


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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.50130 del
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>I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.


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It's the fault of the Poop Demon.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.50140 del
>>50128
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys



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Mycket skrämmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nära skola! Conny Johannesson 06/20/2024 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No. 31341 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!

Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument

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😡Detta för Helvete!😡 Vi på SiVo 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.52137 del
En sinnessjuk NEGER som tror att han är en fucking sergal som SNORRE KRAX RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG gillar och följer!

NEGER-SERGALEN vill visa hur han bor och pratar om hur bra NEGER-SERGALEN tycker att andra vidriga pälsbögsmongon till uppmärksamhetshoror är!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_EZXAbNLnSA [Embed]

En misantropisk psykfallsvideo från fittmongot med asperger till furrysvin - RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG - själv om hur fucking sergaler och rävjävlar och vargjävlar och alla möjliga djur roar sig med att stampa ihjäl människor till den där sinnessjuka krigshetsarlåten med E-Type som RUNKEN jämt ville skulle spelas på skoldansen på Norrängskolan för att aspiebögen RUNKEN jämt ville vara en uppmärksamhetshora!

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Sen att han blev skitsur över att han var skolans hackkyckling och mobbad både i skolan och på nätet för sitt jävla rävtrams och annat dumt för han bara skulle vara en mupp och uppmärksamhetshora som trodde han var något!


Hitler lackar ur på Sveapäls!🤣 Vi på SiVo 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.52138 del
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😡Piss-experiement med hunden!😡 Vi på SiVo 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.52139 del
Det är tydligen helt normalt om man är en sinnesjuk pälsbög som är för mångkultur för att allt ska fan kletas in med NEGERSKIT och TIDELAGSSNUSK och FURRY-WOODOO-SATANISM i liberalismens och toleransens namn!

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- den DJURKNULLANDE SÄR-BJÄFFARN Mikael Alfred Rutger ”RUNKEN” Westergren 750218 3614 går helt emot vad Lars Ohlsson och Rune Nilsson med flera har försökt banka in i den smällfeta och stinkande idiotens sinnessjuka och mentalt rubbade aspergerhjärna som är full med overkligt och vidrigt skit som han tror är bra och rätt!

😡SATAN SOM I HELVETET BOR!😡

SNORRE KRAX RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG har ASPERGER!

SNORRE KRAX RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG är en DEMON!

SNORRE KRAX RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG är en SATANS AGENT!

SNORRE KRAX RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG är BESTEN 666!

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Vi fattar att människor är människor och att djur är djur! Vi på SiVo 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.52140 del
😁Då firade vi också valborg där efter!😁

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