WHAT THE FUCK MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE WHERE IS MY THREAD

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today we post only the SPOOOKIEST, KOOKIEST toks known to geckokind

it's like the purge, there are no laws for the next 12 hours of this thread, you could say anything

koto is mid

wow, this is a spooooky tok!
Now that we are allowed to say ANYTHING for 12 hours, I am going to say that ooooh I dont like taking my meds ooooooh *ghost noises*

>>22986
You will get your boys next time. Don't be mad neko.

>sub 3 drone trying to mate
brutal

>>22979
>Might be a rare side honestly. But we both know you're not going to GP so he fixes is so uhhhh SUFFER
😿 he knows me too well

>>22991
>Just be a worker bee, just have a job
Brutal

>>22977
thoughts? reviews? opinions? criticisms? wishes?

>>22993
worker bees are female, they wouldn't be mating with a queen like this. your joke is NOT funny and I did NOT laugh

>>22995
>female bee mating with the queen
🤤 i'd like to see that, you feel me, battyboy?

>>22996
I'm not gonna feel you, BATTYBOY

You know I ain't queer

idea: /bbg/ - bumble bee general

we post bumble bees and the transformer bumblebee

it's been a week since I got my tattoo and I've already had sex 37 times, I guess it's true what they say, good girls like bad guys

>>23000
The only truth in your words is that you are now damaged goods. That mark on your skin means you are the devil's property. 😈

>>23001
I'm already thinking about getting 2-3 more, fully embracing satan

I is time for me to depart. I may or may not return depending on how many nekos you this post with the keyword "cutezuki".

>>23003
bamzooki

>click onto bamzooki's profile
>M1NOR
>dont repost my videos anywhere else
bro... she asked you not to repost...

any cute lady nekos want to live together with me here?

I was sitting in the old thread for 3 hours wondering why noone is posting btw.

miss loser first post

>>23008
loser posters been real quiet since he came out as a he/himmler

losers have been real quiet since I came out as a bully 6'4 chad

>>23003
i'm thinking... cutezuki

when i was a kid my family used to live in a golf course community. some of my best memories are summer evenings when we my dad would carry me around the course on his shoulders looking for golf balls that golfers lost in the high grass

anyway here's my score

kindahard.golf 10/31

📝 19

5.⛳ 2
4.⛳ -
3.⛳ 7
2.⛳ 3
1.⛳ 5
0.🏌️ 2

https://kindahard.golf

>>23012
this course is too hard. I got pretty consistent at reaching the 3rd checkpoint in 3 strokes (skipping the first 2), but the final area is just designed to get you stuck in holes and waste shots and then I seethe and watch my advantage disappear

>>23012
kindahard.golf 10/31

📝 18

5.⛳ 5
4.⛳ -
3.⛳ -
2.⛳ 10
1.⛳ -
0.🏌️ 3

https://kindahard.golf

nevermind, I got a run that beats yours, I fucked up the final few shots, could've gotten a 15 banger, and my start was slow, could've shaved it down to a 13, maybe even a 10 with zero mistakes. still, MOGGED your score.

>>23012
>>23014
ill be home to eat my STUPID pills in 10 minutes and when that happens, be prepared to be golfmogged

>>23014
oh i thought we were just posting fist tries... you did good eventually neko 😈

>>23016
you didnt get a 19 on a first try, you were 19 when you fucked your first guy

WE ARE NOT THR SAME

>>23017
ya i fucked you're dad which means basically your my son

>>23018
I almost took this bait

>>23018
>you're
yeah, you must be my mom because your a dumb bitch

whats better than boycos?
two girls doing boycos and being gay


posted from my iPhone 5

literally just ate the pill and already feel pregnant
its so fucking over

hallo ween :p

mizuki toks are growing on me but I will NOT be replying to that one guys demands because I do NOT listen to commands unless they are made by cute women (a tomboy could make me commit acts of terrorism if she wanted me to)

>>23025
>26 years old
>wants to have a big birthday party with balloons, piñatas and ben 10
holy shit he is literally me

>>23010
missed 6'7 joke :(

There is still more work for me to do here...

>i'm not posting here unless people reply with one specific thing
>one guy (literally himself) replies with it
>keeps coming back
bizzaro world, it's like everything has gone up side down, boy you turn me, inside out and round and round

>>23029
>didnt post the tok
(im samefagging myself right now to have a reason to post the tok, dont mind this reply)

Wow. A lot of negativity here. I think we need more cutezuki to brighten the mood.

bought a cherry ice cream
thought it would be tasty
I now remember why I havent eaten anything artificially cherry tasting for 10 years

>>23032
He is such a tsundere; don't mind him

>>23034
b-b-b-baka 😳

just finished my new tattoo piece. Decided that my first tattoo was a bit small so I got a slightly bigger one this time. Thoughts? :D

>>23036
What kind of demon do you think one that large will summon?

>>23037
FTMaximusPrime3000

Drank a big choccy milk and now I feel malepreggers again >.<

>>23039
Post a pic of your belly

>>23040
see >>23036

>>23041
You're extremely obese

>>23042
it's just water weight

wait? for water? I only wait for coca-cola. or maybe a choccy milk if im feeling fancy.

why is it called being a waiter? it should be called a waitee because i am the waiter waiting for the waitee to bring me my food

what are the nekos cosplaying for halloween? I'm going to a party dressed as Apu from the Simpsons

>>23046
you racist bloody bastard saar

>>23046
I will be dressing as a taller, balder man

>>23049
do you think I should drop €3k on a jacket?

>>23050
no

>>23051
guess I will never be effay...

>>23050
is it the ryan gosling jacket from drive?

>>23053
no it was this one I was thinking of

>>23054
it wouldn't even be the worst fashion choice a neko has made in the last month, have you seen THIS tattoo? >>23036

>>23056
https://www.twitch.tv/maeveblueberry
CLICK FAST CLICK FAST CLICK FAST SHE IS WATCHING BRAZILSLOP

>>23057
boni is also live
but I am watching some japanese vrchat qtpie play a dj set

>>23056
in good news, the jacket would hide that tattoo :)

>>23058
how can she be a qtpie if you've only ever seen her vrchat model

>>23059
half-zip that biyyyaaaah gotta show up the ripped chest bwoaaaaah im a siick cunt

>>23060
just look at her, she is so cute

I'm a sick cunt, I like a quick punt
woo!
I'm a sick cunt, I like a quick punt

(parody of kanye west - i love it)

6 more days of the mpreg pill

>>23064
Lay off the choccy milk.

>>23065
I only drink it once every few days but I have started to realize that the amount of choccy powder I put in the milk has been undergoing a hedonic treadmill regarding how much I use
I will be greatly reducing the amount from 2 heaping spoons to 1 moderate spoon.

sometimes I dont drink it for weeks actually now that I think about it
I mostly drink it when I have milk that is soon to expire and I dont wanna have sour curded milk in my tea

the japanese dj cutie has played absolute ass tracks for the last 6 songs
no, add another one.
>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN?
its a DJ DANCE SET not a RETIREMENT HOME REUNION

>>23046
I never in my life was at a halloween party nor have I ever been invited to one either.
>>23048
You don't have the muscle mass to cos as me 😹
>>23056
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23069
Honestly those pancakes look mighty tasty right now. I'm hungwy :(

I wish I was a baller I wish I was a little bit taller

I fucking LOVE WEBDEV!!!!!1111111

>>23072
Nekos only. Spiders get out.

>>23073
Yea? Whatya going to do about it battyboy 🕷🕸🕷

Nevermind, I found it. No help from you though…

>>23075
Did you find a rare Mizuki tok? Post it.

>>23076
No, but I did find the instruction on how to host the 'guca on my drive that I have written for myself for later.

>>23071
phil post, Skee-Lo's 'I Wish' goes
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

>>23078
Shut up buddy or I'll forcefeed you additional mpreg tablets.

cute duo cosplay, life is wonderful

>>23080
The piercings… My eyes… Help me Lord…

DO NOT LOOK UP THE NEWEST IDUMBS AND HIS HANDLER (ANISA) INSTAGRAM POST

>>23082
>gets tattoos
>gets comfortable with needles
>turns trans
I WARNED YOU ALL ABOUT THIS
tattooneko is next.

>>23083
It's over for him, thankfully I have never tattooed and never will.

Also I have successfully hosted original meguca on AWS, it even works as in is public and available from the interwebz but there's no dns/hostname for now.
I'll try hosting some of the neko code and getting some random hostname (just a random one) (that I bought with my hard earned money from the job factory) to work but if you guys are interested I can also post the plain ip for funsies (but since it'll all be deleted when I spin down the instance to host neko code maybe it's not worth it)

>>23084
>I have solved world hunger, ended wars and gotten us all a tomboy girlfriend
he's too powerful... I kneel
>if you guys are interested
sure

>>23085
Actually lemme do something I think I can fix'a it uppa real fast (or break everything)

Okay it's up on 54.174.4.249, it'll take a while for dns to propagate so I dunno when or if at all that hostname thingy will work.

>>23082
>>23083
I still don't fully get why trannoids are obsessed with Rowling and feel the need to constantly talk about her. You owning pwning the transphobes, she's worth hundreds of millions of nekocoins and is winning in pursuing anti-transgender legislation in the UK.

furhaps if they spent their time campaigning or doing something positive, rather than seething at one woman, they'd achieve something for their group.

>already managed to crash the site
Our admin…

it loads the site with https now but im stuck in a connecting disconnected loop
>>23089
and he is still the smartest one we've got 💔

>>23090
Well me too lmao.
>and he is still the smartest one we've got 💔
never begun
I've set up something with the help of gpt but it might be clashing with whatever guca is doing? Or maybe I'm just retarded, probably that

alright, its time for me to move out of my parents house, I hate it here, gonna save up for a year and then find somewhere for me

>>23092
just buy a banana jacket and they will let you get away with anything
worked for me. I am the King now.

It was actually something specific to guca, but I am actually smart enough to fix it so you're in luck :D

>>23094
what was the problem?

>>23095
Something something, the nginx setup was not thorough enough and guca is using a special "api" call on the site to update it.
Very boring but I've learned something I guess.
Oh no, it also broke the uploading of images…
I HATE WEBDEV

In case anyone feels left out of the loop here it's geckochen.lol now since I dunno if the ip thing works anymore.

GECKO TAKE YOUR 189 POST I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO CLAIM IT SO I CAN POST A REPLY TO 188

>>23098
howdy

>>23099
stuck in slowposting prison because gecko said he wanted 189 and now he is sleeping 😴

>>23100
I have to post the new acid on this slowhole where NOBODY will see it, not even Mizukiposter

I can only post this here, I don't want to ruin the new board's MeguTV forever with this gemerald

>>23100
Baited lmao

good morning sirs

>>23104
Good morning :D

>>23104
good morning nekos
sunday is chore day for me, already done sweeping and i've got a load in the washing machine *fistpump*

>>23106
Good job :D

wow neko sure is quiet
heh... it would be so embarrassing if all the nekos went elsewhere and i was the last one posting on endchan

>>23108
Lmao what a loser HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA 😹🫵

>>23109
anon don't be rude

2:45:00

tenshi lore drop, when she was like 12 she thought she was a boy and called herself "eren" after eren gaygar from attack on titan.

man this place is so dead now, I can't believe you all actually moved to easychan

>>23113
this thread is only 130 posts long. brew up a good cuppa and get to readin' it

>>23113
It was very EASY
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

too busy watching agatha cs2 edits

I HATE this tok and now I am making you to look at it for the next five posts.

So did y’all migrate to the Gecko site or to Easy? Do Neckos still organize movie nights, if so when’s the next one?

>>23118
did you ever post here? just want to know if I should spoonfeed you or not

>>23119
I asked before and the “movie movie” anon talked about it, but I missed it

>>23121
>>23121
this is actually 2.24 KB

hello I hope you saw my message on twitter if not please reply to me on discord (dc: BigJuicy1983)

>>23124
well, well, well.. the neko plot unravels,,,,

>>23125
Have you replied to him? I'm kinda shy and he's called BigJuicy 👉👈

Good morning, what's the plan for the future. New site? Return to end/neko/ forever? Put it back up but use a password to access the site?

>>23127
it is probably turned off while geckojin sleeps even tho he doesnt have to moderate it 24/7 by federal law. if it is still turned off in 8 hours then my name is Franz 'Daniel "Bonald Trump" Straub' Peter

>>23128
But that guy is always sleeping! Or working, or sleeping at work, or working at sleep...

Wait, what's this, I just got a discord message from Mr Gecko himself saying "the site is permanently dead and we are merging with easychan to heal the rift and end the civil war"

my goat, I, you, and anyone lurking here must immediately go to easychan and never come here again, not even to look. away we go

did they fall for it???

I can't believe I trusted that guy and then he turned out to be Sico all along... that tknower guy (weird name but I digress) said geckomin was the guy running schan and easy too... and he was still that bad at coding? Shocking! (but I digress) I cant believe we all had our trust in him (her, but I digress) broken like that. I thought we were buddies (budettes? Im not sure if that is a real word but I digress)

pookiechen is still on the table.

;___;7

RIP to Cookiechen, maybe donutchen will last 48 months

>>23132
i'd eat that site up too fast

can't believe I watched black pill edits and then gecko got MOGGED to death
jfl im gonna ldar this is pmo icl twin 🥀
TAKE DOWN ALL THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE
I HATE MY NOSE, MY EYES AND MY MOUTH
I HATE THE JOKES I LAUGH ABOUT
I HATE THE HOES IM SAD ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>>23123
this image is not 2 kilobytes

woke up and the site was down F
geckomin would have to implement somekind of security/gate it was a good run.

>>23134
>just be ignored by schizos
brutal

>>23137
sus o algo

my solution is shrimply to ban everyone I don't like :D
but really the easiest option seems like changing hostnames, not having it at all be guessable so not geckochen.help or anything, and then only giving the link to the trusted people in the secret discord groupchat

Your tokfu has terminal five brainrot. The only way (You) can save her is by donating to her kofi/throne thus damning yourself to a life of sus. Do you do it?

have to agree with the neka

>>23138
So I guess nobody has any objections, I'll cook up some redirect but before everything propagates it might take a few hours (I still have to buy a new domain too)

>>23137
I think theyd get tired after a while since nobody really cared about them, just like the spammers on neko got treated. I personally dont mind staying on gecko but im also not the person that is stuck dealing with them
what about the shamichan captcha? that would stop newfags AND quick ip hopping if someone managed to guess the answer

addendum cus i forgot :that way you wouldnt need to pay for a new domain *

>>23142
>what about the shamichan captcha?
No idea if it'll work and it might piss off everyone.
>>23143
>wouldn't need to pay for a new domain
I paid like 1.5$ for that gecko domain, I'll just pick another one that's cheap and if/and/or eventually we'll move to neko code I might spring up with some more cash money for an actual site name.

suschen.imposter

>>23145
IM NOT SUS OKAY? STOP EEEEET

>>23146
This is something an imposter would say.

dekko

togawigs.shop

ok the new domain is WeAllLoveBonald.fr (cant attach a tok as I am in the kitchen but you know its me from my evident love for my favorite poster (I am Eastern European btw))

>>23150
This is a lie, the new domain is WeAllHateBonaldHe.sucks

Your conversation is over, now you must talk about my streamer and her income.

So Tenshi now gets 70% of subs and bits, huge, Jeff Bezos is such a nice guy, ONLY taking 30%

wearecharliekirk

>>23152
wow neko thats so cool you should give her 100 gifted subs

>>23153
gonna post a kirkification of your fu

>just join caesar's legion
brutal

>>23154
theres a new feature to gift up to 1k at once so he should actually give her 1000 subs to celebrate

1000 subs, at $5 a sub, tenshi gets $3.50 of that

$3,500, with mr Bezos collecting a cool $1,500 just for existing, yes sir I'm swifting them right now

>>23158
can you donate to her directly?

Honestly the DNS propagation is taking so long that I'm feeling like hosting the site a second time and switching containers.
Sadly I already fucked it up by pointing the new hostname at old box IP...

>>23159
yes but then you dont get the hecking twitch badge!!!

>>23158
So this is how he is able to give away servers for free.

>>23160
it takes about 2 hours max no? like theres a 24h time period but mostly is around 1-2 hours

>>23163
TTL on my host is 600.
Well it's been way more than 600 seconds I can tell you that.

>>23164
you should have gifted tenshi more subs so you could have priority on AWS

Ugh, couldn't have picked a worse time to change stuff around. I've got a mild headache now and I feel like shit and the worst part is that instead of writing everything down I was just winging it while doing the hosting so now I have to look it up again…

Never work out hungry

>>23166
Take your time

It's up and running. Took me long enough that porkbun actually managed to provide me with the new SSL cert so it's even on https lol

Oh yeah for anyone interested >>23130
That part where he was "noticing" is about the fact that I've used the same domain provider as nekomin (and probably easy, don't remember and don't feel like checking) because it seemed good (it probably is) and they have decent enough privacy options so I don't leak my actual personal data to whois by accident (that would be very bad)

>>23169
wait until he finds out that you drink water and eat carbs... oh the horrors sico does that too 😱😱😱

>>23169
porkbun is very popular and most domain providers have the basic security

>>23167
>Never work out hungry
I ate food an hour before leaving and I had an awful workout because it felt like my food was going to come back up at any moment
At least I got a new pb in OHP

>>23172
yeah i got home too tired to make food
>new pb
nice how much?

>>23173
by 3 kg only
48 kg OHP for 5, still below my ATH of 55 kg but good for it being my 2nd exercise of the day and averaging 1 visit a week

Sensible feline opinion:
If you're switching domains with the goal of making your 'guca a secret club, you might as well skip the headache and just make a private R4 channel.
Boot the lizard back up and shrimply do not reply to evil posters.

feeling a bit out of place wearing a button up shirt, old and torn sweatpants and no socks

holy freak I received 13942 messages in my chatty this year on twitchie
Im a famous streamer now!

>>23175
even though it is going to be more private, discord or any other platform doesn’t have the same feel as an imageboard. I’d even say that if there is going to be a constant problem with "evil posters", I would tell the admin to just give up and stay here. I like the way guca works with live posting and all that, but it isn’t worth the headache.

>>23178
nice big number

>>23178
tenshi receives that in about an hour, you will never be a famous league of legends streamer earning £28,750 a year.

>>23181
>tenshi receives that in about an hour
all you
post how many messages youve sent in tenshis chat

YOUR FAVORITE STREAMERS
>FRENCHROTATION (goodnight)
35 hours, 2811 messages
>Some other guy
29 hours
>Tenshi
26 hours, 793 messages
>Literally my own channel
14 hours, 45 chats


>top viewed clip
https://www.twitch.tv/tenshi/clip/GracefulApatheticBunnyTriHard-v7SqVYVxfdCLEpVj

>>23183
should donate that link to her so that she is reminded

>Starbucks
Grande Caramel Drizzle
Shot
Shot
Whipped Cream
Blonde
Caramel Syrup
Caramel Syrup
Caramel Syrup
Whole Milk

That was my order

>>23185
this you?

>>23183
no way you saved that

>>23187
i didnt save it, my cromtab saved it, i wasnt even watching lmao

>>23186
for me? it's when she's doing the last bit of caramel sauce and its not coming out and she starts shaking it and begging 'please' like an addict needing a fix.

I think our heated rivalry began when my 'fu said goodnight to him and not to me. He didn't even post babbles.

>>23190
mind you, I have possibly never in my life ever saved a babbles tok. I have posted possibly a handful from megu, years ago, but I have never attached her files personally
And she told me good night with a smile😎 just like how dogs can tell if you are a good person, babbles knew I was one of the diamonds in the rough 😎

>>23190
>kink material.mp4
?

more like diamonds in the RUFF
AWOOO RUFF RUFF 🐶

note: Because I've got that DAWG IN ME

The BBC crew pressured me to join a tournament in early January so I caved in and signed up for the beginner category.
The draws are out today and my first match (it's single elimination) is against the guy who despite getting 3rd & 2nd the past two years still considers himself a beginner and insists on smurfing some more instead of playing against more capable opponents.
Should I just kill myself not show up? The joint is three hours away and since it's winter it's probably raining too.
Also, without consulting me first the organizers decided to pair me up with a 11yo child to play mixed doubles and I kinda don't want to do that.

idea: instead of geckochen the next site should be called pogonachen

>>23195
I'd just write to the tourney organizers and say that you gotta cancel instead of no-showing
>>23196
what is a chen and why are we pogging on it

>>23195
the? huh?

>>23198
lurk moar

>>23199
oh no i have been found

just witnessed forsen winning his first pubg game this year
MY FUCKING STREAMER 🥳 tenshi could never

>>23195
they pressured you, you signed anyway, and now you won’t show up? somehow you’re even more introverted than i am. if i were in your place i would just show up, play the game, probably lose, and go home.

and next time i would just have a excusse ready or just claim i would lose anyways etc

>>23201
mr fors should play metin 2, goated vidya fr fr

>>23202
but he'd lose 6 hours of his day + the time waiting for his match to begin, getting stomped in his match and then having to play the duo so probably upwards of 8-9 hours
the tourney is far enough out that cancelling now isnt going to impact them in any way

>>23204
true, if hes just a filler its fine to cancell

holy fuck if forsen finally boots up terraria again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Franz 'Sebastian "Forsen" Fors' Peter... will it to be true

holy fuck if forsen finally boots up kcd 2 again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Franz 'Sebastian "Forsen" Fors' Peter... will it to be true

holy fuck if tenshi finally boots up Sonic Movie 2 again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Ella... will it to be true

>>23207
>>23208
you guys are not invited to forsenchen.help

>>23209
suggestion from a parody master: name it forchen.help

lowkey the latest kindahardgolf maps have been fucking disgustingly shitty
I try it like twice or thrice a week and not a single one has been even remotely fun. always some boring mechanic where you gotta squeeze through the equivalent of a squirrels asshole just to lose 15 swings

I'm addicted ?

>>23211
Yeah, they got into a habit of making really specific maps that are just boring. I stopped doing daily runs and started doing daily runs (with my feet)

omg eureka, I've solved it! What geckomin just needs to do is post his email and allow for janitor applications and then get a team of 3-4 moderators to help clean up his chennel
Why didnt I think of this sooner?? It couldve changed everything

>>23214
dibs on the prime 6pm-10pm euro timeslot

>>23214
This is such a poggin' epic idea!

>>23214
i thought of this but there a gecko here who is

>>23217
this goes so hard, love from Burma News

>>23218
>who is
GAY!
its so romantic, I know you so well that we finish each other's

>>23220
>we finish each other's
DONUTS!
I love them cream filled, with sprinkles and covered in chocolate. I think I'm gonna order another box of

>>23221
>I think I'm gonna order another box of
DONUTS!
I love feeling cream filled. It reminds me of my college days of being a

>>23214
You know what's funny?
I've had a mail address specifically set up for gecko but nobody sent me anything because nobody probably noticed that I've changed it after like a few days from the default

now that kay has quit again I can once again admit that she's pretty cute and made good toks, just a shame she got caught up in all the other shit, plus she likes bladee, like me :3

>>23223
If that was me, I would simply not read my mail because I forget that I have one
>>23224
Step through my ends I'll have you sliced up fam you a wastemandem

>>23225
can't spell friends without ends :)

merry christmas!

you cannot suffer with a junko wig

blogpost Sometimes I am at a loss as to how my brain reasons. I am very tired right now, yawning and having micro sleeps in my chair and what not, and I have like 90 minutes left on the show Im watching that I wanna finish today before I sleep. My brain considers this a good time to just chug through the series and then go to bed afterwards instead of just going to bed now and waking up 2 hours earlier than planned and watching it then, striking while the iron is hot and setting myself up for a good sleep schedule while I'm at it

>>23225
>would simply not read my mail
I use Thunderbird (mail client), it makes it much less sucky if I feel like checking my mail.
I would definitely forget otherwise.
>>23227
Crazy that Ash is still going. I would go on a memberberry rant but honestly it don't matter.
>>23228
There's nothing strange about that. Whenever I feel sufficiently engrossed or focused on something I don't feel sleepy either.

>>23183
Anne Getaway is funny, +1

>>23229
funky <3

The early gecko gets the sunlight Bath or something

>>23233
That's about me.

finally the cloudflare issue is gone

I got my new PC at a good time, that 48 GB of DDR5 now costs as much as a 2 room apartment in Babrusyk, Belarus

>>23236
now you remember finding those ram sticks in an electronics shop for literally pennies on the dollar and not buying them

PSA

>>23239
I knew that it was the mossad that was trying to frame you. Stay strong, King. Don't let them try to frame you as the imposter because I know I saw you in electrical.

>>23239
The lion gives his listeners time to ponder

>>23239
Now I'm confused maybe it's your voice that just sounds like a robot

cant believe I wasnt invited to the new secret domain club and forsen said he wasnt going to play terraria because he didnt want to start a big playthrough game
one more loss in my life and I will start furryposting again 💔

>>23243
>he didn't get the invite in the mail
maybe you should check your email more often HUH buddy?

>>23244
Just checked my emails AND my spam folder for my [email protected] and I havent gotten ANYTHING???

>>23245
>1983
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Spotify Wrapped is out.

>32779 minutes listened
>412 genres.
>Top genre: Soundtrack
>3971 songs listened to
>Top songs (in order): Changeling by DJ Shadow, Sola Sistim & Best Mamgu Ever by Underworld, Dream Machine by Mark Farina and Tamikurasou (民倉荘) from Monogatari
>220 albums listened to
>Top albums: Minecraft - Volume Alpha and Beta by C418, Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow, Five Leaves Left and Bryter Later by Nick Drake
>994 unique artists listened to
>Top 5 artists: C418, Nick Drake, 物語シリーズ(Monogatari Series), DJ Shadow, Underworld
>Top 0,5% of global listeners to C418

And that concludes today's entry in the "Posts that could've stayed unposted" collection

they sequenced hitlers DNA from a blood stain on his sofa and it turns out he mightve had kallmann syndrome which lead to him 1 of his testicles not dropping and him having a micropenis
funny if true

>>23248
maybe i have a chance

Post This Tenshi
So She Plays Kenshi

hope its me ᗜˬᗜ

I was going to post this cutekino on the cirnoclub.moe but I wasn't invited 😔

its funny how there a "auto refresh" option but doesn't work

>>23254
it does work on .org if you have the tab open but 80% of the time it wont refresh if the tab is unfocused

>>23253
I invite you, you can come over :D
We're going to post without you if you don't btw so... 😎
>>23254
>>23255
Strange, it has worked for me pretty much always. Both on .org and .net though I'm on .org now

I GOT BANNED?
What the yokai??? all I did was say that I prefer Clownpiece nad you fucking perma me?? ᗜ_ᗜ

>>23257
This is cirno country BAAAAAKAAAAAAAA ᗜˬᗜ

>>23258
yeah but cirno is so baka she would put a ps2 ontop of a ps3 and think it is a ps5 ᗜ˰ᗜ

>blogpost on sunday about feeling the best I've ever felt
>now on wednesday I feel like total shit
i love my brain :D

hey gecks, sorry I wasn't posting all day, went to pick up and order I placed a month ago, just arrived at the post office. Shipped straight from Nippon.

You and I are no longer typing thr same.

I just experienced catharsis. I feel cured

Early mouse gets the cheese 🧀

>>23264
yum

Have I been left behind?

>>23267
Don't worry, I just attached a Mizuki on our oldneko matrix.org bunker so you don't feel too left out.
Better luck next samsara!

good morning to the nekos, ignore my previous post last night, life is actually wonderful

I just remembered the deleted April bunker
That was fun

>>23272
that was 2 years ago. feel old yet?

your hair is getting thinner. feel bald yet?

>>23273
My hairline is proceeding and trying to link up with my eyebrows. Need it or keep it?

got on the big city bus
driver said "window or aisle?"
window or you'll what mate?
knocked the tosser out right there
wee fanny

waiter asked me "beef or chicken?", in front of the boys n all, mate, who's scared?! couldn't have that.

took me nephew to the park the other day, said he wanted to swing, bellend didn't have a chance

mate working free samples at aldi asked me if I wanted a juice or a punch. chinned the wanker then and there
fookin mutant

im not funny enough to come up with any but i laughed at them all :D

>>23280
worker at B&Q asked if I needed some decking, laid man out in the gardening section. wasteman

>>23266
yes

>>23283
Wouldn't that just move it to trashcan? Unless you held shift at the same time

i dont know what happend but its was not there>>23284

wake up
its da fourth of da month

Tenshi now has 1.5k viewers
Mr Fors has 6k


On monday she had 1.1k, at this rate of growth she will overtake him by July 2026.

My least favourite part about working out is having to shower afterwards. I hate showering so much, bros

>>23290
skip the shower and take a bath instead!
>>23289
people still watch dota 2 outside of the international?

>>23291
don't 'ave 'un
'Aven't 'ad 'un fo' ages

>>23292
sound lad, sound. going spoons tonight?

>>23293
aye, with me missus. gonna be the littl'un

>>23290
why?

>>23295
it's just annoying to do, a herculian task to begin and I spend too much energy making sure every single inch has been scrubbed. then afterwards I end up sitting sometimes for hours in just underwear because I cba putting clothes on despite freezing
Never liked showering. when I was a kid I would always take ages to get in the shower as well

>>23296
😳

we're bringing back junko toks in the big 2026

I know you've all been starving for Mizuki so I offer you a feast.

>>23299
Finally a Cutezuki tok (Cute Mizuki) to cure this zukidrought

posting the futaba wassup beijing tok again

Finished Welcome to the NHK. Haven't learned a lesson. I will wait for my Misaki and she will fix my life

Technically I both started and finished this series this year. Only took 11 months, 2 days and 15 hours

>>23289
i looked at my twitch recap and i was shocked at how many hours watched i have, it's in 4 figures and made me a bit sick when i saw it, i mostly use twitch streams as background noise while i'm doing other stuff on my pc, but it made me rethink how i spend my time. am I going to change my behaviour? of course not
also i was excited what the kiwis prepared for the new poe2 season but it looks like a skip, the kiwis are really bad at overpromising and never delivering, the expanded campaign fucking blows too

>>23288
i've been seeing tenshi clips on my fyp lately and to be honest i really don't get why people like her, she is vulgar and loud and plays into the pit meme way too much tbh, she also plays league, the worst game ever made, which ruined countless lives including mine. i also dont like her british accent, the best piece of british media produced ever is mr.bean, and he doesn't speak for a reason
also, i don't understand why, but i don't follow a single female streamer, dunno if it's some twitch specific misogyny affliction i caught because i watched female twitch streamers being reduced to an object which reckful would then quest, but in general i don't think there is a single interesting female streamer

>>23303
what lessons are there to be learned? i have no desire to watch it because from what i've seen it's shilled by the worst people imaginable and the premise from what i know is cringe

>>23304
>waaah waaah waaah waaah
Get a grip, sulking Sally.

>>23304
Good morning Sulking Sally, ignore the hater above we all like you here.
>4 figures on twitch
If youtube tracked how many hours I spent on there, it'd be in the 5 figures, don't worry about it, we all need some background noise slop to get through the day.
>tenshi
It is no surprise that her streams have gotten worse and more boring and her viewercount had 5x'd from when I watched her. She isn't particularly funny, nor insightful, I couldn't tell you why anyone wants to watch league, especially low ranked league. Take away the facecam and she drops to sub 100 viewers, it's just indians that think they have a chance with a british rose.
>Just be 6'3 and immortal 2
brutal, brutal
>i don't think there is a single interesting female streamer
uhhhhhhh, we'll leave that question to top gecko scientists.


what's on the !docket for the day?

What do the nekos want for Mizuchristmas?

>>23304
>some twitch specific misogyny affliction
twitch is self selecting for the pokimane tier female streamers
I have found (very rare) women on yt that actually are entertaining and/or just interesting to watch (non-gooner-bait)
>>23306
>what's on the !docket for the day?
nekochen

>>23304
Primarily that your situation won't ever change unless you will it to be so. Nobody can come save you nor can they fix you.
I will however disregard this and simply wait for someone just as bad as me to come save me in an effort to make herself feel better about her situation, because mine is more pitiable

Thinking about it, that is part of why I liked Goodnight Punpun as well.

My dad heard on the news that theres an increasing amount of people reclusing themselves alone at home and he called me to tell me that I am a trendsetter without knowing so
He's kinda funny

>>23310
Honestly you've got better chances, from what I've seen so far women love a challenge if they can't get whatever else standard they set up for themselves which is unobtainable most of the time.

<man vs machine

Oh I've quoted the wrong post, well anyway don't mind me :D

@Jazzneko
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKcp_rzuLjk [Embed]

My shituation is changing


Posted from the Toilet

skipping the last class of the day so I can hit up the sign language club, thats the docket

>>23315
Attendancebros? 📉

>>23316
Its currently at 87% for the whole year. THATS GOOD.

>>23317
I think I am at 10% for this current course of mine

>>23318
>bottom 10%
naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>23319
I dont think attendance is graded on a curve but I would guess that I am even lower. Probably bottom 2% with a handful of people that havent shown up to even 1 lesson

Hashire sori yo kaze yooou ni tsukimihara wo padoru padoru ᗜˬᗜ

WAGMI

>>23322
britnekos be like: i wagmi tail

>>23323
I just remembered you were asking me for hds of bone at some point but I completely forgot and probably were kinda busy.
Well nothing changed on the busy front but if you tell me since when I'll get to it (at some point in the future) (not tomorrow though)

>>23324
I forgot, too, so they're probably not very important toks

>>23313
Very hip, I like. Reminds me a lot of fusion from the 90s and early 2000s. I've also always thought jazz music needs more witch cackles

cow come coldplay fucking sucks but could make kino like viva la vida

What if I... Just don't eat so much today... 🤔🤔🤔

>>23326
>I've also always thought jazz music needs more witch cackles
Those are the cackles of the N.H.K.; The Nekochen-Hating Kinfolk. They are present in the shadows of everything, patiently waiting for opportunities to ruin your life by making small changes to set plans in order to throw a wrench in the otherwise well-oiled machine that would be your future.

>>23329
They are doing a great job 👍

>>23330
They are the best at their jobs. I first came to know of their presence just a few years ago, but their actions have poisoned the well that is my development for decades already

>>23331
I liked when they made it so I wasted a large part of my 20s doing nothing but playing video games.

quads for rods

get your dicks out

The /fit/ thinktank never ceases to disappoint
>The hatred of thick people is based on the subconscious fear of skinny people that in the event of warfare and/or disaster, thick people will kill them and eat them. I think it's impossible to fight this fear, it's part of the human instincts of self-preservation. It's especially very scary when a thick person is also tall.

>>23334
Carrying extra bodyfat is antithetical to having good cardio.
Basically noone will ever manage to run you down if they're fatty bumbum

>>23334
>>23335
we get it, you guys hate me, PLEASE stop posting hatred and threats of violence towards people that are slightly on the chubby side

And then the whole board went quiet because they were all thinking about things

blogpost: im starting to feel hopeful and I think one of the cute girls at sign language club is into me

blogpost: swedish man shocks japanese guy with PERFECT pronounciation

>>23340
You're such a smart fella

>>23341
And you a FART SMELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No but apparently I have good pronounciation but I also know that Japanese people will give out compliments to save face of both parties involved so I am not that quick to trust it.
Today was decent and tomorrow will be alright. Then it is back to deskrotting until Christmas 💪 I will restart AND finish Cowboy Bebop
>>23339
learnt any new fun signs?

Did any nekos go to see Freddy Got Fingered 2?

>>23343
I never got into the franchise. Think I'm just too unc (short for uncle)

>>23343
We streamed the first movie so I guess we will stream the second movie once schedules line up

Early bee gets the honey 🍯 ᗜˬᗜ

>>23347
Just put the "honey" in my "tea". "Thoughts"?

>>23348
If it's not polish honey I don't want it 💀🥀🐘💨