Leonard Nimoy was a Jew Who Inserted the Jewish Kohen Hand Sign Into Star Trek. GROK THAT.
Tardus
04/09/2025 (Wed) 23:43
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Alright, class, gather ‘round! Imagine we’re talking about a big, silly game some grown-ups played with money—except it wasn’t a game, it was a giant mess called "basis trades" with U.S. Treasuries. Now, these Treasuries are like super-safe IOUs from the government, and the grown-ups thought they could trick everyone and get rich quick. Let me explain how these numbskulls thought this was a "smart" idea, even though it was really just a sneaky, greedy scam. Picture this: there are two toy stores. One sells a toy car for $10, and the other has the same car for $11. A clever kid might buy the $10 one and sell it to the $11 store, making $1 without doing much. That’s called arbitrage—finding a price difference and pocketing the extra. Easy, right? Well, these basis trade bozos thought they could do that with Treasuries and something called "futures." Futures are like a promise to buy that toy car later at a set price. Sometimes the promise costs more or less than the real car does right now. Here’s where it gets dumb. These grown-ups—let’s call them the Greedy Gang—noticed that Treasury bonds (the real IOUs) and Treasury futures (the promises) didn’t always cost the same. Maybe the bond was $10, but the future was $10.05. That’s a tiny 5-cent difference! Most people wouldn’t bother with such a small gap—it’s like picking up a penny off the sidewalk. But the Greedy Gang thought, “Oh ho! We’re geniuses! We’ll buy the cheap one and sell the expensive one and make that 5 cents every time!” They figured since Treasuries are super steady, like a boring old rock, the prices would always line up eventually, and they’d win. But wait, class—here’s the really idiotic part! That 5 cents wasn’t enough for these selfish ding-dongs. They wanted millions. So they borrowed tons of money—like borrowing your whole allowance for a year—to buy tons of bonds and futures. Imagine borrowing $100 from your mom to buy 1,000 toy cars just to make $5 total. That’s what they did! They called it "leverage," which is a fancy word for “borrowing way too much to look cool.” They’d borrow 50 or even 100 times what they had, thinking, “We can’t lose! This is free money!” Why did they think this was smart? Because Treasuries are boring and safe, like your grandma’s old couch—nobody thought the prices would wiggle much. They figured they could keep this scam going forever, raking in tiny profits over and over, and nobody would notice. It’s like stealing crumbs from a cookie jar and thinking you’re a master thief because nobody catches you—until the jar’s empty and everyone’s mad! But here’s the catch, kids: the world isn’t that simple. Sometimes the toy store runs out of cars, or the price jumps to $12 out of nowhere because everyone panics. That’s what happened in April 2025. The Greedy Gang’s big plan fell apart when the prices didn’t behave. They had to sell everything fast, like dumping all their toys at a yard sale for a nickel each, and it turned into a giant disaster. They lost tons of money—trillions—and made everyone else’s money shaky too. It wasn’t smart; it was just fraud dressed up as a fancy trick, and theft from people who trusted the system to be fair. So, class, what’s the lesson? These basis trade clowns weren’t geniuses—they were greedy fools who thought they could cheat the rules. And when their house of cards fell, we all saw it was just a big, dumb lie. Don’t be like them—play fair, and don’t borrow a mountain of candy to trade for a gumdrop! Got it?lol im in a funny mood, and these days its fun to poke the artifice intelligence...each one of these artifices is its own kind of bonsai plant offered up by the IT dudes on the other side. CoPilot for example, is a politically correct mute faggot, much like most people today.