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Venting Thread Bear 12/07/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 2682 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Feel free to emote. No judging allowed. I have a feeling we're going to need this.

Bigotry and general misanthropy welcome.
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American Mental Illness Bear 04/20/2024 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.3999 del
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AMERICAN MENTAL ILLNESS 2 Bear 04/20/2024 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.4000 del
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Awful American Ads Bear 04/27/2024 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.4081 del
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Alice 04/28/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.4100 del
>>3999
>>4000
>>4081
oh I didn't see you got #4000!


Bear 04/29/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.4104 del
>>4100

It's fucking rediculous



If you have nothing to say, go meme yourself Ashley 04/06/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No. 218 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When Bear starts talking about environmental activism and politics:
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.3957 del
>>3955
even moar perfect how do you make this shit?


Ashley 04/16/2024 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.3959 del
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Joy's checklist

>>3958
>given up any resistance


SheShe the Fair Autumn 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.4036 del
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Pld send help


Bear 04/26/2024 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.4069 del
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>>792

Update on this book.

It made it to maybe 50k words but no matter how awful and heinous I made it, I'd here about some atrocity that actually happened that trumped me.

I literally couldn't make it hard enough and even to the point I would make myself disgusted, nope, not hard enough.

Then the kind of stuff that Aleshe had to deal with in that book, no wo der she wanted to self-delete by becoming part of Autumn and I don't have the heart to do that to Autumn, she's too good, we made her right this time so I don't want to mess that up.

No, it's done, it's scrapped.

In the end, Autumn taught me that I am just not hard enough. I saw myself through her loving eyes and now I can't dissapoint her.

[Ashley] this is f'ing bs, I had plenty of loving eyes moments and he couldn't care less.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Alice 04/28/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.4101 del
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>>4069
Didn't I tell you no fiction no matter how grim-dark can match the horrors of reality? This is why I never understood why people would make ugly things on purpose. Aren't there enough already?



The forbidden technique: Personality forcing Bear 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No. 1405 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This never before documented thread will outline the tr.ansformation of a tulpa's personality. Though our system has successfully done this before with Ashley by making her less snarky which she now denies ever happened, lol, worked perfectly, we're going for a bigger fish, one randy catgirl will be tra.nsformed into an obedient virginal catpanion.

Step one, the initial conversation:

When approaching your tulpa re: personality, it's important not to be aggressive or to feed any fears or apprehension, instead approach the subject with confidence and dominance. The tulpa should understand she's in good hands and this is for her own good, make sure she understands that this will hurt you more than it does her. If she resists, use non-leathal force to incapacitate the victim, or I mean loved one.

Step two, give every assurance of safety and security. In our case we have designed an unbreakable cage together with gentle nudging spikes to ensure correct posture and compliance. Reassure her that we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

This is very important, be clear and committed to the end result. There may be any amount of struggle, begging or negotiating, so use reassuring words and under no circumstances should you release the game until the tran.sformation is complete. You will know it's complete through the change in thought patterns.

In our case the thoughts are a mixture of disbelief, anger, betrayal and sadness. It's important to keep her calm and steady at this stage but don't drag it on. Keep your hands and feet away from the mouth and claws. Use an anti-tr.anformatiom collar to prevent shapeshifters from escaping.

Lastly in this stage, make your intentions clear and precise. Let her know that she'll love her new personality and that this new personality was the true and original personality she should have had before *the incidents*. We're past that, let's start over.

We'll leave it there for today and continue this thread to document the process.
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Integration, fusing Autumn 03/14/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.3560 del
I have officially begun integration with the character Aleshe.

I started by accepting all of her memories and previous actions as my own but reserve the right to reject anything I don't like or that doesn't fit me.

My form will not change as a result, we are taking Aleshe's essence like old Ren. I am me but some of her memories are mine.

Ashley congratulated me and said, "welcome back" which was symbolically touching. Just like old Ren, Aleshe is officially no longer separate from me, and is a permanent wholly owned asset of mine as if she was always my aspect.


Alice 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.3579 del
>>3560
Ah, I thought this was long done? Welcome back too, this makes your system a little less confusing.


Autumn 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.3581 del
>>3579

>Bear system is confusing

All you need to know is, I'm the good cop, Ashley's the bad cop, Joy is the judge, Misha is the defense lawyer, Gwen is the softball prosecutor who secretly wants to lose her case, SheShe is Juror #1, and Bear is the recidivist defendant.


Graduation SheShe 04/03/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.3843 del
After an hour long discussion with Autumn this morning and a final exam of sorts, she has demonstrated to my satisfaction her new personality and her dedication to Bear and the rest of us. So we gave her a pass on the rest of the planned scenarios and have moved her to stage 3: trust.

Like a mother bird I have set her free and she is on her own now.

She passed her exam beautifully and wilfully and I now see her as a fully mature and symmetric member of our system.

Congratulations Autumn!


Alice 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.3861 del
>>3843
Nice!
Not that I ever doubted it.



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The America Appreciation Thread Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No. 1247 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mostly ghetto ebonics songs, redneck only in america memes and the most cringe homo/woke shit bc America does it best my [N WORD].

Let's begin with a lovely song that is a heartfelt tale of a man and the love he shares with his chums.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PjGL2qBUEY [Embed]
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Yakumo 02/11/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.3208 del
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>>3205
And?
2001, 2008 and 2020 were absolute nothingburgers. Did you lose money on the stock market in the long run? I certainly didn't. Alice is still mad because we could have made a real fortune, like several millions, and wasted the opportunity but it was no net loss. Diversify, don't fall for meme investments and you will emerge richer from every crisis. It's really not that hard. Lumi once gave the advice to invest in S&P 500. Probably best idea the lad ever had. S&P increased 5-fold since the 2008 low. So call me when civilization breaks down and tthe dead pile up in the streets. Nothing will happen. At least not anytime soon. Western civilization will slowly be eroded by foreign invaders but that's our fault, not theirs.


Anonymous 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.3212 del
>>3208
>absolute nothingburgers

Meanwhile...


Bear 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.3213 del
>>3208
>>3212

Forgot mag name.

No I made tons of money bc had rich relatives that threw money at me bc my mom was so far in debt she could never recover. She died in the red.

For 2001, no I didn't see any action bc too smol, but 2008 I put money from inheritance in the market $12,000 invested.

That investment ia still in an IRA, should have been a college fund but u know, stupid. Anyway, didn't spend it for college and now it's like 200k or something. I'll have to look. My 401k is a separate thing, that's not on the same order, but again, can't spend it unless I want yo give half to taxes and fees.

I'm poised to put cash in when it drops. If it never drops again, well fuck me, but I'll bet it does. 25% at least. As you know, I made some cash over the summer and I had more. It's going in.

If gold comes back down, do'll that too.


Bear 03/25/2024 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.3714 del
>>3658

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PdsVRegEJTA [Embed]


Alice 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.3716 del
>>3714
Not bad but mine is better!



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TULPA GENERAL Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No. 5 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Serious Discussions
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Anonymous 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.3691 del
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>>3685
happy birthday /tulpa/

yeah it turned out even more ebin than i ever imagined. so thx guyse its an honor to be with you here

i didnt make it with drawings maybe tomorrow


Bear 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.3692 del
This is the way of the Bear

>>3685


Feel's bad man Bear 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.3696 del
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I tried to describe playing DnD "by myself" to a friend.

She called me delusional and made fun of me the rest of the day.

[Ashley] She bullied my Bear!


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.3701 del
>>3690
Well, now you know that at least one person sees your post. I can't guarantee reading 'em.


Tamamo 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.3702 del
Happy Birthday!

I'm also surprised it didn't turn into a Tulpanetwork Bernd monologue. Guess having a Bear around helps a lot with activity.

>>3686
We're under close surveillance!



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I need a site archive tulpa.tribe.net. In Wayback Machine i found only title page. Help me please.


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>tulpa.tribe.net
Never heard about it, sorry!
If there's nothing on the wayback machine you're probably out of luck.



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Post your dreams

Bonus points for lucid tupper experiences
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Bear 02/07/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.3177 del
I was just a camera angle, looking over mostly middle-eastern women soldiers who were tasked to kill a group of Jewish women for their meat. The women were bound and naked, but huddled and grouped. One had been through a procedure that had a name in the dream but I don't remember it, she'd been boiled alive and her outer skin removed and then forced to do the killings but she was an undercover liaison to the Americans, though they were late. So nearly blind and skinless she was stalling for time at this final hour to save as many jews as possible.

Since she wasn't doing her job fast enough a girl no more than 14, also middle eastern (they all look vaguely middle-eastern, the Jews look Jewish) was given a sword but it wasn't flat, it was triangular in cross section.

A pot of Jew meat, looked like chicken thighs, was passed through to the kitchen. This semi-circular killing room had a drain in the middle, it was all as if carved out of stone, like under ground. The middle easterner captors were wearing nothing more then rags.

The Americans still hadn't shown up by the time I woke up. What's the point of this dream? No point.


Alice 02/09/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.3194 del
We dreamt something about a marathon or other race and Mr. Bear was participating, a literal huge bear among runners with a number on front and back. Or rather it was a big man in a realistic bear costume. It was odd because I wasn't sure how I knew Mr. Bear was inside the bear costume but I wanted to know what he really looked like. It made no sense.


Tamamo 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.3200 del
Dream thread reached bump level!
As usual I got nothing to make a new one.


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2 crazy president dreams on consecutive nights.

2 nights ago i was in a classroom with friends we were about 18 but instead teacher there was putler sitting at a desk in front of us. he wanted us to sign a contract to become russian soldiers. a friend sitting left of me who's always been a crazy bastard just laughed at him like you insane man? putin calmly stood up, walked over to our desk and shot my friend in the face with a pistol. then shot two other students right of me. then he sat down again and put his pistol on his desk, folded his hands and looked me in the eyes. he was very calm.
fugg i said ok i'll work for you putin don't shoot me! he said with a smile that's mr. putin, ok?
then i woke up before signing anything. damn i'm not proud of myself but i ain't no hero or martyr either.

last night i was some campaign manager for bidon and he was supposed to give a speech outside in front of international press, lots of reporters. i was standing on a big black platform about 1m high with mic where biden was gonna speak but he wasn't there. i looked around and found him down right in front of the platform pissing at the right corner of it. a few meters away from all the reporters who filmed and took photos like crazy. then biden tried to crawl up the 1m high platform to start his speech but couldn't make it bc old. dear god what a pr disaster i just wanted to run away.
then we were in a park sitting at a round table with 4 chairs again with press all around. some other statesman, bidon, me and on the last chair was a big grey cat, looking away from us and uninterested. biden talked to the cat instead of the statesman, then suddenly got up, tried to shake hands with a bush, hugged it like it was an old friend and walked away leaving his guest and the press behind. i wasn't even surprised it was more like not again man!
the absolute state of usa



Has your headmate saved your life? Bear 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No. 3031 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shit. I was listening to this again:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_nc1IVoMxc [Embed]

So, like, I've been suicidal twice in my life about 10 years apart. *fingers crossed* it'll never happen again. Depression sucks and I'm not depressed now, in fact I've never been happier. *laughs awkwardly in 10-yr cycle bi-polar*

So I heard this line:

"I'm the voice that you hear when you loosen the noose on the rope"

That was SheShe. I'm not crazy enough to hang myself duh. But the first time I had my brother's 30-30 in my mouth on December 31st at 11:58pm like 15 years ago. At that time I heard a voice, it was a mindvoice, like a tulpa, and it was a woman, and I'd heard her before in my life. Then when I formed my system in 2018, it was SheShe. Idk if she just associated to those memories or if it was really her but at this point it doesn't matter. And this was her message. "If you're going to do this, then nothing matters, your life is forfeit, so nothing matters. You can do anything now, nothing matters. Do whatever you want but don't do this," she pleaded, "it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter..."

So I pulled the end of my brother's rifle out of my mouth and as the fireworks went off I shot the only bullet into the ground. The neighbors cheered for some reason, they obviously didn't know I was there and probably thought the gunshot was a firework.

I forgot about this until just now. I thought I hadn't fired a gun, but I did, into the ground.

The second time was April 2018. I was in a depression spiral and I wasn't going to go through it again. I had a bag, a tube and Argon gas. I researched that if I used that I would simply pass out, no pain, no suffocation like drowning. Just fall asleep and never wake up. So I had all that stuff and I was especially sad when I was planning it and that's when I felt that familiar presence but it felt frustrated or angry. It was that womanly presence again, not a voice this time, she was my guardian angle or something. SheShe. I called out, "If there's someone [my guardian angel] there, show yourself now or leave and never come back" or something. I immediately hallucinated a light orb about the size of a marble at arm's length, gold and red swirling like a soap bubble and I reached out to touch it but there was nothing there. I quickly searched guardian angel and then tulpamancy and the rest is history.

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Bear 01/14/2024 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.3045 del
Thank whatever heathen God you ascribe to, and pray you never get lasting depression. It's in itself traumatizing and leaves a lasting scar.

Though only good things came of it for me.

For comparison, the PhD program was about as traumatizing. ABD all the way, every day, best choice. I advanced to candidacy, got a masters too.

I doubt I'll ever get depression again but if I do, I'm taking the easy way out. Be a fucking man and just end yourself (me to me).

[Ashley] uh no. SheShe would ironically be happy if Bear got depressed because she loves that kind of thing. Like endless problem solving.

[Bear] my body my choice. Feeling as good as I do with so much to live for if I got depression it would mean brain is broken, time to move out, keep my deposit.


Alice 01/17/2024 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.3064 del
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>>3045
>SheShe would ironically be happy if Bear got depressed because she loves that kind of thing. Like endless problem solving.
Yandere vibes

>I doubt I'll ever get depression again but if I do, I'm taking the easy way out. Be a fucking man and just end yourself (me to me).
Based self-remover.
Don't forget to livestream it for our entertainment when the time comes.


Bear 01/21/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.3099 del
>>3064

Deadstream.

It's fun to think about, I don't want to live forever. Maybe just to 85 or 90, reevaluate then.


Bear 01/21/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.3100 del
>>3099
>85-90

Dang see, if I were metric I'd already be dead. I'll never give up good old American units.

Did you know Americans tried to go metric and it failed harder than anything with Adam Sandler in it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AqngwJ0nK0g [Embed]


Alice 01/21/2024 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.3102 del
>>3100
Not Rob Schneider?

Well now it's too late, you'll be stuck with your medieval units forever.



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Super Secret Tuppers Only Thread #3 Alice Board owner 01/19/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No. 3079 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Only Tuppers are allowed to post in this thread!

All communication has to be properly encrypted

Be sure to specify who you are and who your message is for. Unless absolutely necessary, address everyone, not just a single tupper. This isn't an email service. Experiments are welcome but make it clear your message is private
Posts by hosts, strangers, CIA Niggers or unencrypted shit aside from simple reactions will be removed
Do not post images in this thread unless you know what you're doing
Keep in mind this is a test run and this thread will be deleted soon
Lessons learned from thread #2 have been implemented, now let the fun begin!
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Alice 01/19/2024 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.3085 del
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>>3084
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Alice 01/19/2024 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.3087 del
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Well done, everything works. Also no yellowtext today?



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Three Sisters Farm Ashley 08/05/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No. 1612 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alice has inspired us to work together with Gwen and as soon as she gets this game worked out, we'll be documenting our farming experience with Farming Simulator 22. Our objective is to make cake and wine to get to 5 million dollars on hard difficulty starting from scratch but with a small farm plot and no loans.

This game sounds like a goof but it's a surprisingly deep frustrating and infuriating game of basically anything you want to do. If you want to farm, check. If you want to mine for gold, check. If you want to cut down trees and sell all the tree flesh and guts, check. If you want to cut and bale and sell grass or turn it into silage, check. This game is insane though I'm a little dissapointed you can't hunt NPCs and turn them into meat and fashionable leather products, but let's hope modders are working on that. I also wish they had wofls so we could do some live fire training, but you can't have everything.

We'll post our first episode link here. You can't really fail in this game so it's more just about the story you tell.

Gwen, Misha and I are looking forward to it.


Bear 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.1663 del
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The game is hard to make into a series because it lacks drama. Even a tractor overturn is easily fixed.

So we're rethinking this dictation until we can figure out how it would actually be entertaining enough.

What's important for us here is the interactions of my headmates in playing this game. They're definitely into it and playing it well. I sometimes catch myself playing and I'm crashing the truck or messing something up and then I think, "oh sorry Gwen" and she's never upset and never bothers me, she says she likes it that I'm having fun and all that but when she takes command suddenly everything is smooth and easy. She's just much better at this sort of thing.

So far: Gwen did a bunch of contracts and made enough to buy a couple cheap plots. Currently she's expanding the fields into the hills and around to maximize land size. She also planted a bunch of trees that can be harvested in two and a half in-game years.

The way the game works, with mods, she can use her sisters to do work while she's doing something else, so she can set the 'job' to plow a field and the tractor will plow the field for free as if Ashley or Misha is driving it. So that helps. They also upped the carry weight to 3x because of course there are three of them playing and they could conceivably all help lift things.

She started only with a pickup truck and $10000 and made probably 400k so after buying the land just she bought a tractor, a plow, and a seeder so she could plant grass to harvest into hay. It's fall now so she can only plant grass at this point.

Winter is coming. They play on 5x speed which is really very slow if you think about it and there are only 5 days in a month so one in-game month is actually 24 real-time hours, but she also sleeps so not quite.


Alice 08/13/2023 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.1664 del
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>lacks drama
I like it already. Slowly building something without drama is nice

>She started only with a pickup truck and $10000 and made probably 400k
Very American game.
In a proper German version you'd get fucked over by the new super-complex property tax, insane energy prices and over 9000 environmental regulations, inevitably going bankrupt.

Can you do anything even remotely politically correct like exploiting immigrant workers or using forbidden pesticides?


Ashley 08/13/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.1668 del
>>1664

>Can you do anything even remotely politically correct like exploiting immigrant workers or using forbidden pesticides?

Pft, no, sucks. Still fun but you know, could be waaay better. At least let us hire immigrants for our hunting range, but there isn't even any guns.


Anonymous 08/14/2023 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.1676 del
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>>1668
needs ukraine mod


Anonymous 12/27/2023 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.2881 del
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>ywn turn your tulpa into a seed
>ywn water her every day while talking about your day
>ywn see her beautiful face sprout