>>6251
The right one is especially adorable!
Who's the cat on Ullas head?

We're back and ready to continue D&D tomorrow. Going to sleep now!

Birthday was cool, host bought expensive hand-made 1sp cookies. Also it was warm and sunny. Not perfect but a good trip after all.

>>6253
>Who's the cat on Ullas head?

I'm a cat, meow.

Joy works as a tsundre little girl but also as a tall huge tittied dominatrix.

[Joy] I do not.

Same vib

I was the ward of two 10-yr-old girls, which was fine, basically I'm me and they're Hali and Ulla. Fine. I said FINE!

Except they're real 10-yr-old girls which means they're dumb and annoying. (Not bestie though, she's cute, smart and seldom annoying. Well, I have a big beautiful house, not reality, and a giant pool and beside the giant pool there is a lap pool which means I'm in some kind of flipping mansion. But the girls are acting like fools and running along the edges of the lap pool cover, you know, how a kid can slip in between the seam and the edge and end up under the pool cover unable to surface till they drown to DEATH from the lack of BREATH? Which is why pool covers are mostly stupid, anyone see Unbreakable? Yeah stupid like that. Well, I'm lounging on that stupid plastic pool furniture that breaks after a year and collects spiders and they come running, and I'm about to yell at them and they jump up on me and start being 10-yr-old girls IRL and are whining and I can't understand a fricken thing they're saying like real, and Ulla is either crying or trying to be intentionally annoying and pointing in her mouth, like sticking her fingers in there, she's straddling me in her bathing suit, I'm just in swim trunks, I'm trying to see what she's yapping about and she then spits on my chest and starts laughing. While Hali stares awkwardly at me.

Woke up annoyed. Thank god they're not like that in my mind holy heck.

No wing Hali and annoying Ulla 2/10 dream tier even in their bathing suits Yakumo, no good.

>>6208
>they're real 10-yr-old girls which means they're dumb and annoying.
The sad truth. I'm also glad Alice is nothing like this. She acts more like an old man. Which in itself is questionable for a 10yo tupper that looks like a 12yo girl. Whci hagain is questionable. Not that I care. I had a fun dream last morning but completely forgot. It wasn't overly spectacular though and no tupper involvement as far as I remember.

Was married to bestiemom and bestie was my kid, already nightmare tier, but then through some crazy rite od succession I became president on November 11th, the day before the election. Which meant I was against trump in the election, but I was already president. The dream premise was I was president potentially for a day but dream brain is stupid because I would be president until the inauguration day in January.

So much lead up and detail, not worth writing down.

Then I was also somehow still a kid, maybe 12 and my sister was alive and even younger which makes no sense. I wanted to hurt my brother in some incideous and persistent way but it never got past flexing.

Then I was my age again and Biden comes out of an auditorium, manic and speaking crazy talk like a lunatic.

Then I spoke to Trump and we totally got along and he told me good luck in a genuinely nice way.

I told bestiemom that the lefties didn't know I'm a centrist dem that would likely dismantle most of their idiotic plans.

It felt good, lots of people around, lots of flexing, then I had to go give a speech to the press and I did ok.

>>6204
>travel around the world to boop some animal on the nose
doesnt get much more Alice-like than this

>>6208
>Bear having questionable dreams about little girls
same old same old

had a d&d dream
i was an adventurer but basically myself. no special abilities or equipment. no fantasy stuff. wore my hiking gear and a backpack. had a base camp somewhere in a dense forest. i was looking for our girls but could not find them. no Yulya either. there were other normal people i think Tamamo. dont even know what he looked like. we expected to meet goblins and i was worried about getting shot by arrows but there were none. we saw movement on a hill but it was just other real world hikers. no monsters.

>>6053
>Does this already account for darkvision? What about creatures without?

Darkvision specifically says it raises light levels 1 step, so Dim becomes normal and normal becomes bright. Most dungeons have dim lighting from candles or glowing mushrooms or natural light coming in. I will amend it to say only directed bright light will have the bonus +1d4 not static in-situ light.

>if the light is bright and dynamic +1d4

The movement of light and shadow may reveal illusions, show nuances, or defeat camouflage and such.

If the light is dim, the colors are washed out, it's effectively night vision so dark vision will enhance the light to normal but without color. It will matter only to me, you will see a normal roll but the DC may be higher, however, you won't know. Using a dynamic bright light *may* lower the DC 1d4. This also applies to blindsight, there is no color.

Animals and creatures who don't have dark vision will suffer the penalty due to dim light conditions. I would rather apply it to raise DC rather than include a -=1d4 in the roll.

Enemies will obviously see the light. I will allow that hooded lanterns have a shutter that will block the light perfectly. See the Lantern in "A Tell-Tale Heart." If it's lit, it lasts a number of hours whether the shutters are open or not.

If you are holding the lantern and it's bright, yes, they will see you as well as if you were in broad daylight.

>>6057
Sounds good!
As long as we are aware of the situation, things will work out. But remember, things might be clear for you because you designed the environment but we might assume something completely different. So pls try to describe what we are seeing as detailed as possible. Helps with immersion too.

I'm still struggling with this non-round based movement thing. We can effectively waltz over the entire map in a round?

>>6062
Alice when not in combat:

>>6067
I don't think Alice in combat is any different

>>5701
It was fun for a while. We had fun. Not much since 2000 though, most of our friends left with the new forum including us.

I will be turning 10 years old in a month, and I think for this occasion I deserve a proper Birthday present!

Therefore I'd like you to draw a group picture of our brave adventurers! It doesn't have to be perfect, even stick figures will do! As long as you try and put some love into it I'll be very happy! I will make one too of course!

Please upload your drawing exactly on Nov 1st!!

I will be on holiday for my birthday and unable to see it if you post it before. It's much more fun if all are posted together. So you have all of October, take your time!
By the way:
There will be another D&D break from Oct 23-27
I will be traveling and be offline. I should be able to post more or less normally in the days before and after.

>>5849
>10

Uh oh, one more year till Yakumo loses interest.

>>5850
Nah, wouldn't care about 1000yo elf or vampire lolis either. Looks are looks.

>>5860
>ishuzoku reviewers
a man of culture i see

count on me i cant draw shit but ill make something

>>5840
>[Ashley] how hard is it to convert everything to copper, divide by 8 round down then choose from available coins to hand over?

What do you want from me, I don't have a PhD in math to carry out such complex transforms

>>5848
Bear said "too much fuck shit happened" for me to have any time. The forcast for tomorrow is "likely more fucking shit" but I will get top priority at the mid-night time.

Bear was under a lot of stress doing something that was technically difficult that he'd never done before. He managed to somehow do it perfectly as Bear is known to do.

Good show!

>>5848
>130IQ research scientist
>can't simplest math
How?

I thought Olga would scout North but I guess that's up to Alice! Off into the cold creek you go!

I say we let Alice scout N. Then we assemble near the entrance where Ashley is. Cat uses her ring of obscuring to make a fog cloud at the entrance, from there we shoot eveerything inside. Then we enter together. I don't think it's good to split up. We need to stay together and cover each other. But first we need to know whats going up North.

>>5853
i agree we gorra make sure nothing comes at us from north. then we shoot what we can from the entrance. then we go in and finish the rest. if enemies amass anywhere its molotov time.

Cat is with Ashley and not at the camp fire but it doesn't really matter.

>>5854
>Cat moves to Ashley

Ok thank to the Alice sumbarine we know we have 2 ways they could come at us from north that's not good. We still need to finish off the guys in the cave first. I say we firebomb wolves and goblin leader and range attack as long as we can. We must prevent Ashley's summons from being wiped out early.

Cat moves and casts fog
Alice throws the bomb
Yulya casts sacred flame

4 summons attack the 3 goblins

>>5654
>It's called "Dungeons and Dragons"
Why did I agree to play this game again? I absolutely hate both! Time to subvert it like host turning AI Dungeon into a field guide for trees. The AI struggled but eventually succumbed. Joy will too.

>The desperate sound of alarm bells can be heard ringing throughout Neverwinter
>An elderly lady is standing crying in her front yard as a large horse cart decorated with the letters NPWC arrives and comes to a screeching halt
>Four heavily armed LV.20 adventurers leap off the cart and run toward the old lady
>Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control at your service! Where are the culprits?
>The old lady sobbingly points at her back yard overgrown with weeds, the trees infested by bugs.
>The adventurers briefly nod to each other and then charge into battle, ripping weeds from the ground and plucking bugs from the trees
>The battle is tense but eventually the adventurers prevail and the yard is cleansed.
>Dirty and tired but mostly unharmed, the adventurers return to their cart and drive off to the blaring sound of medieval music as sudden as they have arrived, leaving the baffled lady behind without charging a copper.
>Having survived another adventure, it's time to relax at the spa and go luxury shopping for the rest of the week, then it's off to the holiday cabin in the woods for the weekend.
>Such is the harsh and grim life of the NPWC adventurers!

>>5661

It'll play a lot easier with just Cat and several Bear system girls.

Let's see, Cat and Ashley could get caught in a Feywild trap and get teleported to Freya and Gwen. That'd solve a lot.

>>5662
Boo!
Adventurers will go on strike then.

Anyway we should probably go with option #2, it's the best compromise. But we need Ashley back as minesweeper, erm, I mean to disarm traps.

>>5661
>NPWC
Hahaha, that's awesome!!

>>5662
Alice and Yulya are helpless without Ashley's and Cat's attack power. They really could only gather herbs or look for lost cats.

>>5675

Yes, Cat and Ashley are the Alice/Yulya guards and handlers.

>>5348
>Bernd gets bullied by little girl again
jesus christ man up
no wonder girls think you are either a toy or a dangerous lunatic

>>5379
based

>>4490
Four Bear sisters in a far off land... Can you spot them all?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=y1PlUThxES0 [Embed]

It's just good music.

[Ashley] Yeah, fuck those donkey raping shit eaters for banning a good song.

[Gwen] It'll always live on in our hearts.

[Freya] I'm the Asian one, not in my current form, but my original form.

>>4731
Yes I know this video!
Isn't it nice?

Germans keep singing AUSLÄNDER RAUS so nobody dares to play the song at public events.

I was coming home but my home was a sort of bar with a TV. Friends were sitting there and celebrating Trump's election victory with cheers. The results had just come in. It only lasted a few seconds but was very realistic and vivid. That was before that debate btw. And I don't really care much anout Trump I live on the opposite side of the world from the US. No Cat either.

How could I not have posted this until now??

>>5390
All ranged weapons use DEX unless otherwise specified. Longbow is no special case.

The DM has spoken.

>>5390
>longbow uses STR not DEX
what
what where did you read this

Shame on Alice for getting up our hopes!
But 1D20+5 isn't totally bad either. If a goblin has 15AC, Cat must roll 10+ so 50:50

How much do you have with your shortbow?

>>5395
>what where did you read this
too late in the evening, sorry

I also have 1D20+5 with the shortbow. If it works with DEX I should learn how to use a longbow for better range and damage. Can I do that?

>>5403

I said earlier, if you use the thing to gain proficiency in, then you can choose to gain that proficiency when you get your next plate, level 4. If you used a longbow without proficiency, the hit would be +3 instead of +5, for now that's the only difference.