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RULES Anonymous Board owner 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No. 7 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast Joy the DM 03/08/2024 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No. 3440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello and welcome to our first campaign! I have changed many of the rules for D&D 5e due to player feedback and to foster an enjoyable play-by-post asynchronous run. Though this is also an experiment for all of us, so do try not to take it so seriously but just serious enough so you can be immersed in the lore and fantasy of the game. Please do not use this thread for meta conversation, hosts are banned from this thread and will be ignored.

Day Zero Dreams:
>>3380
>>3423
>>3426

Characters:
>>3429

Attached is the map of the Sword Coast, and our marked local map. We will be initially focusing our attention just south of Neverwinter, specifically near Neverwinter Wood and the Sword Mountains.

Though there is plenty of lore about this area, but consider our campaign one of infinitely many parallel versions with features that may not be canon.

The events in Yulya's day zero dreams take place near the coast between Neverwinter Wood and the Sword Mountains. Yulya's secluded cabin, the battlefield, Cat's raised village, and even the crash site are all places you may choose to revisit. The limits are only your imagination. Be warned though, there has been a recent uptick in bandits and other nefarious monstrous foes along the coast. Though "The High Road" is well patrolled and generally safe to travel, the many tributaries and wilds surrounding the road have been reported to have a sharp increase in danger. Travel under escort if at all possible or travel at your own peril.

Introduction:

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Goblin Ambush! Round 3 Joy the DM 07/21/2024 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.5067 del
>>5064
"Your rage lasts for 1 minute. It ends early if you are knocked unconscious or if your turn ends and you haven't attacked a hostile creature since your last turn or taken damage since then." You have not taken damage and you did attack a creature this round you will keep your Rage, however, I'll ignore that rule if you intend to keep it since you only get 2 between long rests. So you have 1 minute or ten rounds to use it or if you turn it off or take damage though even that doesn't make sense, if you you get hit I'd think your minute resets not your rage ends, so don't worry too much about the other details, let's assume Rage lasts 1 minute (10 rounds) similar to a Ranger's Zephyr Strike.

>Cat takes her frustration out on the hobgoblin and attacks him with her longsword.
[1d20+7=(9,15)] Cat easily kills the hobgoblin goblin without mercy [no roll needed, the minimum damage was enough]. Then moves off to the bushes to hide. [1d20+3=17] She is well hidden.

>>5058
>attack unconscious goblin #3
Alice attempts to snuff out the goblin [1d20+4=(19,10)] [1d6+2=6] The goblin is skewered by her spear and takes his last breath. Alice then moves to Goblin #4 and uses 1 ki point for her bonus action to attack him with flurry of blows. [Alice has used 2 ki points during this engagement and is out of ki points I believe. She will regain 2/hour rest IIUC.] [1d20+4=(6,13)] her blows glance off his armor.

Ashley calls for Rally Growth, "Get the runner my pets, find him, take him out!" [+2,+4 AC and +50% damage] Helga and Helena flank Goblin #2, Helena attacks and Helga pounces. [1d20+4=(13,14),(15,16)] Helena's bite catches only scraps of leather but Helga manages to contact, [STR 1d20-1=9 vs DC12] [CON 1d20=15 vs DC14] The goblin is grappled, knocked prone and clawed for [1d4+2x1.5=6] damage and is unconscious. She then bites him [1d20+4=(18,6)] [CON 1d20=11 vs DC14] and tears flesh for [1d4+3=10] The goblin's soul ushered to the ethereal plane.

>>5047
>Yulya searches the area for additional goblin ambushes
[1d20+3=22] [hidden rolls] Yulya spots two goblins hiding in the trees to the north. They realize they've been spotted and run off to the north and have escaped. Her perception also sees two sets of boot prints heading north from the horses and signs of a previous battle. The foot prints seem to be walking north, in no particular rush. In the bushes to the north of the horses are several goblin corpses that are at least a couple days old and the heavily decomposed body of an orc, possibly slain by the reaction of an angry dragon he tried to pass, but that is pure speculation.

[The encounter ends, and you may move about freely.]

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>>5067
Alice moves up to Cat who is treating the horses
Come here you moron!
What were you thinking rushing out there? Are you insane? You're lucky to be alive!
Alice carefully treats Cat's wound with Ashley's healer's kit.
I hope this helps, my knowledge of Tabaxi anatomy and medicine in general is - limited in my current state. Normally my Living Metal would deal with such repair work on its own.
Yulya will have to heal you afterwards! And lecture you of course!

Yulya!
What do we do now? Looks like the goblins took them. What fools! Honestly I thought the idea to 'scout ahead' was idiotic to begin with. Unity and numbers are strength. Together we would probably have finished them off. But now, it looks like we need to split up again? I don't like this at all. We can't let the cart unattended and we can't take it and the horses along this path. And we can't let them in the hands of those subhuman creatures either.

Alice pauses for a few moments
Hey, saay...
I heard goblins like to rape girls. Do they rape men as well?
Alice lacks any sort of tact in such matters and speaks her mind while kicking a goblin corpse

What ugly smelly creatures!

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>>5072
After Alices treatment is finished Yulya summons everyone to the cart
In Eldaths name Cat!
Look at you a goblin wounded you like this! Promise me to never blindly run off like that!

Yulya places her hands on Cats back and uses Healing Hands
Go eat a ration from the cart and drink something! Try to rest a bit!

Now what do you all think?
It really looks like they captured Sir Gundren and Sir Sildar! That is not good!
What should we do? Go all together and leave the cart behind to be looted? Try to hide it?
I hate to split up and I am afraid to end up the same as them. Ashley do you think you can handle this with Alice? You can borrow my shield if you like. And if you go I would like you to take that short sword of sharp tongue with you. Even if you do not want to use it. Who knows, someone else may. Just carry it with you please!


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>>5072
>Hey cat, do you think you could deep fry their ears if I clean them?
Cat smirks
Sure Nya if you give me another pot Nya! But I certainly won't have that in my pots Nya!
Over my dead body Nya!


Cat 07/22/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.5086 del
>>5072
Canceling rage, Cat sits down to be treated by Alice
Thanks Nya sorry for being reckless Nya! Could you also look after the horses wounds Nya?

>>5078
Cat and Alice arrive at an angry and worried Yulya, Cat is bringing the wounded horses to feed them and give them water.
Nyaa I'm sorry Yulya Nya! I wasn't thinking Nya my body acted on its own Nya but the horses Nya! I will try not to do it again Nya! Sorry you have to waste your healing spell because of me Nya but thanks Nya!
Cat hugs Yulya

>Now what do you all think?
I worry about Gundren Nya and Sildar Nya but we can't split up Nya! Look what one of the did to me Nya! It's bad Nya but we need to go to Phandalin first Nya with the cart Nya. Maybe we can get help there Nya! So let's hurry Nya! I hope the poor horses will make it there Nya!



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Do you want to play super casual DnD? Ashley the Mecha-summoner 06/03/2024 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No. 4500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>3325
Maxed out here
>>4494
In just over 3 months.

So here we are.

What we thought we were going to play, D&D. What we actually played, Divas and Drama.

Having a blast and making friends for over 3 months, congrats everyone.
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Alice 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.5076 del
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>>5073
Am I speaking Chinese?
I uploaded the character sheet in my previous post
here
>>5070

> +2 ki points back if you want them for my mistakes
Only one, I spent one for a legitimate Flurry of Blows the turn before!
I will explicitly state when I make an attack that uses ki points or dp, they keep changing the name. If not it's just the normal attack + one bonus unarmed strike, grapple or shove.

>spear 2-handed (1d8)
>There's an error here somewhere because it looks like it's 1d8 for thrown. Parenthesis is usually thrown damage, verify this.
Yes, usually!
But here 1d8 is the spear's versatile damage aka using it 2-handed. Thrown it's also 1d6.

In case my AC is still not clear, it's the monk's Unarmored Defense. 10+DEX+WIS.

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Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.5077 del
>>5072
>fried goblin ears
lmao

>>5075
>Goblin meat is poison to anyone not immune to poison, they're so full of disease from eating unimaginable stuff that their meat is tainted.
cant be worse than what Alice eats

so yeah one problem solved one new one created. Yulya really isnt fond of splitting up but i guess leaving the cart behind isnt an option.

Alice & Ashley are our stealth pros and Yulya can keep searching the area around the cart and have Cat shoot anything that shows up.


Joy the DM 07/22/2024 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.5082 del
>>5073
>There's an error here somewhere because it looks like it's 1d8 for thrown. Parenthesis is usually thrown damage, verify this.

So now at least I know how spears work. Yes Versatile means 2-handed. 1d8, 1 handed is 1d6, thrown is 1d6 I guess.

I was confused by paranthesis.

you now have 16 DEX... updated

>Only one, I spent one for a legitimate Flurry of Blows the turn before!

Have 3, they're smol. Fine, 1 then. I will default you're actions and assume I'm wrong until I can understand monks better.

Your AC is now 15

I will look at your character sheet and now I just remembered I said I'd look at your inventory and didn't do that either yet.


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>>5077
>Alice & Ashley are our stealth pros and Yulya can keep searching the area around the cart and have Cat shoot anything that shows up.

Yulya and Cat will potentially fight Goblins and hobgoblins and perhaps Orcs while Alice and I sneak into a goblin nest alone...

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=frKJmnp4blo

Dang... We could deliver the carts to Phandalin then come back for them, where are we?

>>4986

Less than a half a day to Phandalin right? I say we drop off the cart, get it secured, then tomorrow morning, rush back up here and handle it together. Something tells me it's suicide to split up when those two couldn't manage it alone.

As much as I want to run in and rescue Gundren... after 2 days delay... what's another 24 hours? Would it help them if we go in completely unprepared and understaffed?

Granted we can't even deliver the supplies wholesale without a trade token, we can secure it there at least.


Tamamo 07/22/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.5084 del
>>5083
Ashley's right.
Havent you guys seen or read Goblin Slayer? Splitting up is the best way to get everyone killed. Way more idiotic that what Cat did (involuntarily).
Let's pack up and head to Phandalin as fast as possible, then return, maybe with reinforcements.



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The America Appreciation Thread Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No. 1247 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mostly ghetto ebonics songs, redneck only in america memes and the most cringe homo/woke shit bc America does it best my [N WORD].

Let's begin with a lovely song that is a heartfelt tale of a man and the love he shares with his chums.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PjGL2qBUEY [Embed]
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Alice 06/07/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.4557 del
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>>4541
I have no idea what any of that means and I intend to keep it this way. Is that what Bestie talks about?

Host only hangs out with gen X or literal boomers.
Wait no, neighborhood loli asked him something about some new monster movie for kids or something. Too bad, we don't watch movies and are completely detached from any worldly worries, trends or fashions. Feels good man.


Really Big Flag Bear 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.5062 del
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If this is real holy fuck that's a big ass flag.

I've never felt such national pride than to see a 100 story tall flag.


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>>5062
its over


Bear 07/22/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.5081 del
>>5080

Also FUCK Youtube, done.



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Random non-tulpamancy related thread 2 Anonymous 12/02/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No. 2627 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stepan edition
daily reminder to fuck russia and russia supporters
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Yakumo 07/15/2024 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.4981 del
>USA, USA!
People here would cheer an assassination attempt on just about any politician. Also you'd probably get arrested for shouting Germany, Germany!

Did you know that using the phrase Everything for Germany can get you a jail sentence because it's Nazi?


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.4982 del
>>4981
I believe that German.


Tamamo 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.4999 del
>>4981
>>4982
What is wrong with your country?


Bear 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.5061 del
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>>5057

We're looking at 4 great years ahead, assuming we're not in a nuclear exchange. Honestly the Dems regulated too deeply and too greedily. And they want to save the enviroment, so let's build millions of really environmentally unfreindly batteries and solar farms and wind farms that kill endangered species, convert natural landscape to hellscape and are possibly the worst type of power to load level and sop they can't even add more than a few percentage tot he grid anyway.

[Ashley] Oh no, poor ole Bear is thinking about politics and the environment again.

[Joy] I'll get the hose.



D&D Custom Rules Joy the DM 05/27/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No. 4413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This document represents the added and changed rules for this campaign:

>>3440

I will update with a new rev and notify you here instead of clogging up the other threads in the future.

https://cryptpad.dismail.de/teams/

I couldn't upload it here for some reason so I uploaded it there.
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Tamamo 07/17/2024 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.5001 del
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>>4991
>I'd like to give Cat keen hearing and a +2 bonus on perception for smell.
Awesome!
Not gonna refuse a free bonus!


MOGA Joy the DM 07/20/2024 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.5053 del
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Opportunity Attacks

5e states that there is only one reaction per round and this includes opportunity attacks. This is hard to fathom that one orc passing an angry dragon would get slaughtered but the rest of the hoard could pass by without a care. So there are unlimited opportunity attacks. This makes front liners important again.


Alice 07/20/2024 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.5056 del
>>5053
Consider the following scenario:
>50 orcs simultaneously pass by an angry dragon.
How many orcs can the dragon massacre one by one in the few seconds a round represents? 50?

Or imagine the battle of Thermopylae:
1 angry Spartan hoplite blocks the narrow passage while 300K Persians try to zerg rush him. He stabs each of them with his spear as opportunity attack. Thus the Persian invasion of Greece ends.
Really now?

I think just like a creature normally only has 1 action per turn it should indeed only have 1 reaction. It can't react 50 times because there isn't enough time in a round for it to do so.

So yeah I think the 5e wording makes sense. I'm open for compromise but unlimited reactions are insane.


Problem solved! Joy the DM 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.5059 del
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>>5056
>How many orcs can the dragon massacre one by one in the few seconds a round represents? 50?

How do 50 orcs pass in 6 seconds?

Both are ridiculous scenarios. But I've solved it. You're welcome.

>while 300K Persians try to zerg rush him

No, they try to rush past him and he can't attack because it's not his turn but he can stab at just one if they try to leave within 5ft of him. ??

[Ashley] Leave it up to good ole' Big Sissy Joy to solve everything, gotta love her.

>Thus the Persian invasion of Greece ends.

>Really now?
Yes really. Pats self on back.

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1st Rule of D&D Joy the DM 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.5060 del
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>>5056
>>5059

"Rule #1 =The DM is God. The DM can change anything at any time for any reason. If you don't like the way the DM has ruled, you might be able to argue but the DM's final ruling is the final ruling. Even if the rulebook has an entirely different rule from the one the DM just used, the DM's ruling is final."

[Ashley] She might be letting the power get to her a bit, but to be honest, this almost never comes up. I think I've never seen it happen twice in one turn let alone from the same mob or hero, and we're level 4's now in the other run. In fact, the only time I ever saw it was when the rothé did it. Like, it never happens.



Tales From the Sword Coast Autumn 03/20/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No. 3650 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These events take place starting one season prior to your campaign in the winter in Neverwinter Woods. Bear rescues Gwen, single handedly defeating two bandits while Gwen is bound.

After they've rizzed each other up a while Bear decides he should train Gwen in Stealth, he's a custom Ranger heavy Nordic with 1d12, rolled 18 strength boosted it +2 for backstory and human, weilding a heavy maul, but mostly Ranger spec and Gwen is an Avariel Elf with a completely unique class with elements of Bard, Cleric, Druid and Wizard 1d6 magic user type but all her cantrips are illusionist. She's built to scout and escape encounters.

So Bear's teaching her Stealth in the forest and SheShe [DM and playful God] rolls an encounter on them, looks up random 1d100 list and it's goblins arguing about treasure. 1d5+1 rolled 6 goblins. The difficulty is 150 exp which is hard for a couple lvl 1's but Gwen doesn't even have a weapon because she "can't weild steel" so the dagger and short sword they got from the bandit loot weren't useful. She'd be stuck throwing rocks and her wings were trimmed by the babdits to prevent escape. They won't be flight ready for a month at least.

So they roll a 1 on Stealth to escape detection, which is a disaster. Anyway, it's near dusk but the goblins all have dark vision (who doesn't) so since they couldn't escape and furthermore rolled 1 the goblins "heard something". They all roll perception (-1) against Gwen's stealth because you have to roll vs the weakest party members but thankfully Gwen has 18DEX bc her rolls were Cat tier. Only two goblins "see something" and walk toward them.

Next turn, Bear and Gwen try to escape again and barely manage it, two Goblins were striking range (10ft) with initiative but thankfully they escaped, passing two rolls (one for each actively seeking goblin).

It was crazy stressful for Bear thinking he was going to be out in scene 3.

[Ashley] Bear better frigging survive the season, I want to rizz him up too goddamnit.

More tales will follow!
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Tamamo 07/17/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.5000 del
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>>4989
>monsters have a way of going for the weakest ones first
Not Cat's problem


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>>5000
>>5000
>>5000
nice get good post


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>>5024
First I want to defend Ashley because she's doing what she can and she's actually a really sweet and helpful person in her own way. We love Ashley in our run, not because she's quirky and stubborn and often crass and blunt, and kind of jerky but not in an intentional way, but because she's generous and caring and selfless believe it or not. I don't like anyone talking to her like that, if that's supposed to be Yulya's feelings on the matter I'd just leave the group if I was her, but I'm not and she won't because she's better than me in that way. It's not cool. You could have just said no, and she would have been okay with it. If it's not Yulya's sentiment, then stay out of it host! You don't see Bear there complaining about Yulya.

>>4989
[Gwen from here on out]

While we calm down Autumn, I'll explain what we're currently up against. We went to the guild where Freya met an old friend, the sorceress who handles leveling in Luskan, Sandra. So we're there eating dinner and a jerk lvl5 Ranger tries to pick me up, not the first time someone did that so I'm calm. He starts getting pushy, he wants to buy me a drink. Bear's about to empty his skull through the top with his maul and I quietly stop him and simply say no. But the gentleman keeps pressing the subject, he says something like, "that wasn't a question."

[Gwen] So I look at Ashley for help, Ashley gives him the eye, boosted. So he's instantly shut down, Demoralized, and it felt great. So Bear 'escorts' him back to his group and the leader is an Electrum plate oathbreaker paladin, a real rude one, are they all like that? So he says, take care of your guy, he'll need it for the next week or so. The Paladin then challenges Bear to a dual. Bear obviously says no. The group is human 8th level paladin, two 6th level rogue half-elves, a scout and an assassin, and the 5th level human ranger. We are currently 5 all 4th lvl.

So then the Paladin really wants to fight us and we found out later that's how they're leveling, just PK lords. Well they have a quest to kill a noble from another noble and the payout is a slave girl that's all trained and ready to be bonded. This pisses Bear off of course because he was a slave before (so was Autumn). The Paladin has the nerve to say, "you win, the girl is yours, set her free if you want, but we'll pay the rest of the fees for her [1000 gold or so, she's mostly paid for], but if you lose, you pay the fees and she's mine. Whether you accept and lose or don't accept she'll be my slave and she won't have a very easy or nice life." Basically. So Bear asks us and we're with him, what are we if not heroes and going against all odds is what heroes do. In other words, we're about to dual them.

So there's more We find out from Freya's friend, the paladin is a duke's son, everyone hates him, and suddenly we have allies against them. Sandra gives us some pointers about their weaknesses and the forger fixes Freya's sword for free giving it even more power and wants us to beat them because her dealings with them have been strained as well. Sandra says they're going to be sanctioned for loose lips and for PK'ing all the visitors like us. She also says he likes to raise dead on the downed opponents so they can't even be revived, a real nasty guy, but this means if we get TPK'd by these people then they'll turn us into their undead slaves till we rot or die.

Well we're out like 4:1 odds but we have a few tricks up our sleeves and that assassin that liked Ashley from the first night in Neverwinter has secretly followed us up here or happens to be here invisible in a tree as we stare down the other group about to go. As Bear would say, Shenanigans are about to go down.


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>>5033

Insane, we got initiative all except Ember and downed three of them in round 1. It was a complete massacre. all one sided. Freya did more friendly fire to Bear then they managed to do against us. Keep in mind we were at a 4:1 disadvantage even counting Ashley's summons. Almost all rolls were in our favor, it was crazy good luck!

In case you want to see them or the raw battle, enjoy!

Spoiler below, read after.

BTW, it'll cost Freya 90 gold to remove her red skin at the temple, it's technically a curse. She did that surge so Garrus would be out of range of revival with a potion from Aurra.


Gwen 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.5049 del
>>5041

So then we're going to get this slave freed right? Not so fast! They still need to do the mission and that means they could still just do it and skip out, so Bear has me go with them. I have stealth and I have "detect thoughts" so I can tell when they're up to no good. Well they're on the up and up until the end, after we rescue the child, the two guys want something to show for their efforts, crap, so the two rogues turn on them and we run. Well the ranger has entangle and entangles the girl, now we're stuck and have to fight them 3 on 2. Here we go again. I'm given the ring of invisibility and I take off so they can't melee me and the rogues attack. They down the ranger pretty fast but the paladin can output enough damage to one shot one of them, but misses! On my turn I cast silence and he's basically a tank with no ammo at that point, he's pinned down by two assassins and they whittle him down in the next turn. He gives up with 2HP and now we're stuck the ranger stabilizes and he's still up but we really don't want him to be if you know what I mean but now if we just kill him it's real murder and we've got looky-loos all over the place since we're fighting in the streets. So just as we're cussing them out (they are) a "mysterious black shape" skewers and deathblows them. We run.

Spoiler the black shape is our dear friend Theilia, she has some crazy abilities and equipment and any witness would think a dark shadow killed them. we're off the hook and they're out of out lives.

So now we have the kid and the paperwork and her bonding fee plus extra and I say, "you're free yay" and she says, "no" and then Ember explains it, that she's way too valuable not to be a slave, for her own protection.

Now what?

Turns out she's not dragonborn, she's a true dragon hybrid, sounds familiar? If you know Bear lore then you know who she is. Here's a hint:

>Why not have both

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Are we a group of 6 now? I have no idea, we're discussing it. If she's not going to be a slave, she'll need protection. So now we're stuck with her for a while at least.

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Gardening Thread Alice 08/04/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No. 1608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Everything about gardening and growing vegetables and fruit with your tupper, be it in wonderland or IRL
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Fee-fi-fo-fum Bear 07/18/2024 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.5023 del
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>>5022

Friggen out of control sunflower. Like this soil is crazy good where I've been taking care of it. It's 10ft tall.


Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.5027 del
>>5019
you've been INSIDE the chernobyl npp??? you for real?


Alice 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.5031 del
>>5027
Not inside the exploded reactor #4 of course. The NPP is huge and has 6 blocks. #5 and #6 were never completed. I was in #5 I think, don't remember It's just an abandoned construction site. And in the more or less intact block #2 that was shut down in 1991. You can see what it looks like here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Reactor_Hall_of_Unit_2,_Chernobyl_Nuclear_Power_Plant.webm

It's not like the entire area is a death zone, people still went to work there every day to secure the NPP and work on the containment. Most areas are basically safe nowadays. You could live there.

>>5023
>10ft tall.
10 times my best sunflowers


Tamamo 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.5043 del
>>5031
That's pretty crazy I didn't know that! Did you work there? I assumed Chernobyl was deadly.

>>5023
Never tried growing sunflowers but it works here too. I've seen some in gardens but not that tall.


Bear 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.5044 del
>>5043
>not that tall

I've seen 6 feet in my yard, this is unbelievable. Like that time I grew zucchini the size of watermelons and they were tender too, that was a while ago. I'm an awful gardener so these flukes are always a surprise.



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Dream Thread 2 Tamamo 02/17/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No. 3238 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I still hope I'll meet my tupper in a dream one day
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Anonymous 07/17/2024 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.5006 del
>>4997
>kys bc of evs
lmao


Bear 07/17/2024 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.5008 del
>>5006

Communism doesn't hold a candle to the shit here. I'd prefer Russia to some of this shit.


Yakumo 07/17/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.5009 del
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Short hypnopompic nightmare, only a few secs. There was a black shadowy blob in my room. Not really a blob, more a cloud of mist, man-sized. Strangely it was relatively bright in the room, day even, otherwise I couldn't have seen that shadow. Sleep paralysis-tier. Scared the shit out of me for a moment. No time to summon tupper before I woke up but the scene was rehearsed with Alice beating up the shadow cloud. Which of course did nothing. She still used it as orb-replacement punching bag.

Man I'm glad such dreams are extremely rare and I'm also not afraid of this shit anymore. Growing up in a creepy old house with lots of animals making weird noises at night was enough. With tupper all this obvious monster stuff becomes trivial - be it ghosts, demons, aliens, whatever nightmarish creatures my imagination rarely throws at me. May surprise or even shock me for a moment but then iiit's party time!


Tamamo 07/18/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.5015 del
>>5009
That's indeed scary. Can't remember seeing something like that.

I had some crazy dream. I was hiking to a huge tower with friends. The tower was white with some golden dome on top. It looked like it was a kilometer high but absurdly narrow. Beside it was an air vent in the ground, round like a sewer opening. High pressure air shot out of it in a visible beam also about a kilometer high into the air. We were told not to touch it, the air looked extremely powerful. The whole thing was a tourist attraction.
There was an elevator up the tower and with us entered a group of elderly Japanese men. Completely naked. No girls of course. No, old men. They acted like everything was completely normal and took photos of the inside of the elevator from all angles like Japanese tourists do. When we exited the elevator we were not on top of the tower but came out of the air vent at the bottom looking at the tower in front of us. Wtf?

No Cat, no girls. Like always.


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>>5009
ive heard that shadow people shit isnt that some brain glitch that that happens during sleep paralysis - which is also a brain glitch?

>>5015
>naked japs (men)
almost!
next time naked Jap girls and you're the king!

also had a fucked up dream that was like a movie. soviet doctors were abusing an anesthetic as drug. but it came out that it caused extreme nerve damage and mutations so it was forbidden it was only supposed to be used for animals like snails (lol) or birds but non mammals. there was a documentary where they fed the anesthetic to a deer as test and it dissolved into a horrifying mass of gory bubbles. nasty stuff.
do russians care? ofc not they use everything as drugs. so the doctors in hospital ordered the anesthetic but police came and confiscated it telling them to use a more harmless replacement. it came in a cardboard box like cornflakes. docs were like noo were not familiar with the alternative we gotta use this. after a bit of arguing russian police was russian and took a black felt marker to obscure the branding on the box. nothing illegal here problem solved lol.
until now it had been like watching movie but now i was in the hospital room with 2 doctors a man and a woman. i could look at the manual of the anesthetic. it was a very bad soviet tier black&white print on cheap greenish paper. mostly unreadable. it did show pictures of a snail and a seagull and warned not to use it on humans but key passages were completely unreadable.
i accidentally spilled a glass of water on the manual and the soft paper absorbed it like crazy and the text disappeared showing some sort of satellite images of military bases.

the doctor wasted no time and injected himself the drug and fell into a coma sitting on a chair. the woman took some plastic wrapping and strangled him. she was a spy after the military satellite images that were hidden in the anesthetic manual. she didnt mind me at all I was watching the whole thing as a movie again as she left with the images.
probably most cineastic dream ever. james bond tier. no girl interaction though. she was quite pretty damn.



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TULPA GENERAL Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No. 5 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Serious Discussions
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Alice 06/21/2024 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.4701 del
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>>4700
No, I just wanted to go swimming!
But host is so lazy and slow and then was like meh maybe not, it's too much of a hassle. I had to yell a lot. But I was swimming in the end.
Don't like getting yelled at? Then don't give me a reason to!


Ashley 06/21/2024 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.4702 del
>>4701

Bear's back to swimming at the University for the summer twice a week with Bestie's lessons


post length Joy 07/15/2024 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.4971 del
>>5

Any change of upping the character allowance on a post to 10,000 characters instead of 4,000?

It would save me from budgeting formatting and other things. My posts tend to be 6000 characters and occasionally 7000 but I have to break it in specific points so I end up with 2400, 3000 and 600 in three separate posts like this time.


Alice 07/15/2024 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.4980 del
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>>4971
>Any change of upping the character allowance on a post to 10,000 characters instead of 4,000?
Not really.
I'd have to convince Admin-san to fiddle with the chan engine. 4.000 chars is already generous if you consider the average length of a post here. Also I guess 10K has quite some abuse potential to overwhelm the server with a large amount of large messages.

I'd prefer splitting text walls into shorter posts, it's hard to see if there is something hidden in long scrollable posts. I've overlooked things several times because I didn't realize there was more if you scroll down. The post scroll bar isn't visible unless you have the cursor inside the post.


Joy the DM 07/15/2024 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.4988 del
>>4980

I wasn't sure if it was on your end or not.