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NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No. 1002542
NEET General #979 - Smoke and Mirrors edition

OLD: >>1001493
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:35.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.1002543 del
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I ate a cheeky 2am 4 pack of Angus beef and pepper pies.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.1002544 del
I got stuck in the other thread. It was a miracle I didn't die in there.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.1002545 del
The bins need to go out today Weber.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.1002550 del
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lads is there anything that can be done to address 2 day hangovers and the associated nights of rough sleep and overall mental health decline? i used to love binge drinking and shitposting but i'm not sure i can do it anymore if it takes a week to bounce back. do i need to let my liver heal up or something?


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.1002552 del
>>1002550
You need to go down to the local and ask some of the veteran pint-masters.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.1002559 del
Remake this thread properly


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.1002560 del
>>1002559
tbh, this one has a proper pepe and is numbered correctly


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.1002562 del
>>1002543
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.1002565 del
Stuck in the old thread


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.1002566 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Big bend down and touch my knees stretch and half a dozen ninja kicks, big can of mondstar and im ready to destroy the dunny.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.1002567 del
>>1002544
>>1002565
We still have neets stuck in these old threads.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.1002568 del


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.1002570 del
goddamit it zesty i liked the other thread


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.1002571 del
>Number of Neets in UK could hit 1.25m by early 2030s
The UK NEETs are going to need more imageboards.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/may/27/neets-could-hit-125m-by-early-2030s-milburn-review-young-people-employment-uk


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.1002572 del
>>1002571
It's only the White ones they want to force into work/slavery.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.1002573 del
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Bitlocker back door found.


NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.1002574 del
>>1002543
You nigger! I was gonna have them for dinner tonight and tomorrow.


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NEET 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.1002577 del
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Might try this tomorrow.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.1002578 del
>>1002577
Let us know how you get on neet.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.1002579 del
I'm a funky monkey 🐒


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.1002580 del
Don't act like you don't shit out your arse like the rest of us


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.1002581 del
might have a sensible binge, watch some anime


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.1002582 del
>>1002577
kek looks interesting.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.1002584 del
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>>1002581
Watch The Godfather.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.1002585 del
Judy Hopps could get it


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.1002586 del
My online banking app keeps giving me errors. Try again later it says. Was happening yesterday as well.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.1002587 del
>>1002586
Ur muneez gon lol 🤭


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.1002588 del
> table/shelf 4chan post
_______
| My Shelf |
|-----------------------|
| 📚 Book 1 📚 Book 2 |
| ☕ Coffee 💻 Laptop |
|_______|


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.1002589 del
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At 10 years of age this Norwegian man was left alone by his parents in Mumbai


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.1002590 del
It's Ian Flemming's 118th birthday


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.1002591 del
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>I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM I SAID I USED THE TOILET STALL AFTER HIM AND THE SEAT WAS STILL WARM!


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.1002592 del
>>1002590
He wrote some good books.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.1002593 del
>>1002589
Fake and gay


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1002594 del
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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1002595 del
>>1002593
That's what your Mom said when she saw you for the first time.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.1002596 del
The type of nigga to be called Jaxon


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.1002597 del
I drink my drink and eat my eat like the rest of you


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.1002598 del
>>1002597
just in far greater quantities


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.1002599 del
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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.1002600 del
>>1002598
I'm not Weber


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.1002601 del
I’m just an ordinary human being.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.1002603 del
found a new laundromat to wash my sheets in, this one doesn't have dead insects everywhere like the old one, even has a sign telling people not to wash animal bedding there. Pure class.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.1002604 del
>>1002603
You're moving up neet


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.1002605 del
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Might become an idiot savant. I've got the idiot part down, how hard can the savant be?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.1002606 del
weeing in my trusty milk bottle


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.1002607 del
>>1002606
A Trusty Milk Bottle Tale:

- be living in a tent at a campground
- every fucking caravaner has their dogs off-leash, and the furry cunts piss against the trees near my tent
- I save up 2 litres of wee and pour it on the surrounding trees
- no more dogs pissing near me. yay.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.1002608 del
Pl,ease do not comment on my . "Posts" if you have chromosomal disorder or lobotomy. Thank y,ou


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.1002609 del
OK


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.1002610 del
>>1002605
Ausneets lore


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.1002611 del
>>1002608
>Pl,ease


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.1002612 del
>>1002608
does transsexuality count as a chromosomal disorder?


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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.1002615 del
Eaty pasta


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.1002616 del


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.1002617 del
>>1002616
yeah but couldn't afford meaty


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.1002618 del
Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend.
Thought it might speed him up.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.1002619 del
>>1002618
He needs a more streamlined shell.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.1002620 del
>>1002566
GEN. Average morning of destruction of the commune toilets


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.1002621 del
>>1002570
Was there update on that missing NEET or the secret of the other NEET discovered behind enemy lines?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.1002622 del
>>1002603
Sounds very posh.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.1002623 del
>>1002621
I think they're all dead.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.1002624 del
>>1002573
Thank you.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.1002625 del


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.1002626 del
>>1002577
Based.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.1002627 del
>>1002588
Good books?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.1002628 del
>>1002589
Poor Sir.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.1002629 del
>>1002594
Sheeeeeeeit.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.1002630 del


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.1002631 del
>>1002601
👆💯


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.1002632 del
>>1002605
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.1002633 del
>>1002608
No, thank you.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.1002634 del


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.1002635 del
kill everyone chinese, is everyone human duty!


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.1002636 del
Stuffed myself on chocolate, coke and chips. Can hardly move. I will never binge again neets, I mean it this time.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.1002637 del
>>1002636
> I will never binge again
You better not.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.1002638 del
>>1002636
Diet wagon tomorrow?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.1002639 del
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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.1002640 del
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>>1002638
If I can find one big enough to take me.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.1002641 del
>>1002639
Beautiful 😢


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1002642 del
Cruisey I want this played tonight after the Wienie 500 before the tip-to-tip race.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1002643 del
>>1002640
We'll get you there NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.1002644 del
Is this MonkAI?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.1002645 del
He's ascending!


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.1002646 del
Might finish Remarkably Bright Creatures tonight.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.1002647 del
I wish I was a girl, I'd let you all run a train on me 🤤


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.1002648 del
>>1002647
You wouldn't be attractive enough, sorry.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.1002649 del
>>1002648
You'll only have your hand, like usual


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.1002650 del
>>1002647
What if you are crushed?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.1002651 del
>>1002649
I can't even be bothered with that much nowadays


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.1002652 del
>>1002651
You need a NDIS tugger


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1002653 del
>>1002647
I'd do you neet, you were always the qt of /ausneets


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.1002654 del
>>1002652
kek, he would end up with lizard lady.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.1002655 del
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Needed a treat.
Sichuan fried potato with red oil, red bean paste, many aromatics, many spices, sesame, black vinegar.

What the fish and chip shop doesn't know won't hurt them.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.1002656 del
>>1002655
They look good.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.1002657 del
>>1002651
Can't reach?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.1002658 del
Asking dr chatgpt to help me overcome maladaptive daydreaming.


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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.1002660 del
>>1002655
What's red oil?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.1002661 del
>>1002647
>instead of my 400 pound life
>my 400 pound wife
kek


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.1002662 del
I am knee deep in afterpay jew debt and they want to take all my money before I can pay my internet bill.
How can I outjew after pay so they don't take all my money?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.1002663 del
>>1002655
Thank you.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.1002664 del
>>1002570
what happened to the other thread?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.1002665 del
>>1002654
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.1002666 del
>>1002655
looks good


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.1002667 del
>>1002659
Norwood Reaper visited him


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.1002668 del
Just reading about the health benefits of black vinegar. Intriguing.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.1002669 del
>>1002662
You lodge a complain. I'm fairly certain they have credit check like responsibilities at the moment and are responsible when they lend too much money to someone who can't afford to pay them back.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.1002670 del
>>1002669
Nah then they will cancel my after pay account


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.1002671 del
>>1002670
Well submit an enquiry asking if you can for the account with AfterPay.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.1002672 del
>Red oil is defined as a substance of varying composition formed when an organic solution, typically tri-n-butyl phosphate (TBP, an agent used for extracting heavy metals in nuclear reprocessing plants) and its diluent, comes in contact with concentrated nitric acid at a temperature above 120 °C.
Ah I see.
Must be acquired taste.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.1002673 del
>>1002670
So they bloody should. Don’t buy something if you don’t have the money.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.1002674 del


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.1002675 del
>>1002672
Yum 😋


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.1002676 del
>>1002673
I'll pay it just not all at once. They might take like 400 out all at once.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.1002677 del
>>1002674
That thread was full of dangerous occult mystic secrets that neets were not meant to know. Zesty was right to banish it back to the abyss.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.1002678 del
>>1002677
Also no loisonse.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.1002679 del
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Just noticed custom-made Car Flags are a thing, and only like $30


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.1002680 del
>>1002678
👆💯


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.1002681 del
>>1002655
Where do you even get black vinegar? Coles and woolies don't have it.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.1002682 del
>>1002679
Afterpay would be cheaper


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.1002683 del
Cruisey Japan creates intelligence bureau amid privacy concerns


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.1002684 del
>>1002655
Beautiful.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.1002685 del
>>1002683
>Cruisey
No longer posts here.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.1002686 del
cruisey i might wanna buy a hp workstation for less than a hundred bucks tomorrow and fill it with 192gb of ram and make it a server for hundreds of terabytes of porn once


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.1002688 del
Two bad home night bicycle riders met in the street outside and exchanged news.
Lots of yelling to each other before they came closer together to chat in more civilised tones.
The gist of the conversation was that funds were low, bills were due and they needed to go buy food.
The struggle is real.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.1002689 del
I polished off a kilo of black grapes all at once and am now feeling the consequences.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.1002690 del
They were good grapes. Nice and sweet. No bitterness in the skin.
Grapes are a bit of a lottery. I do not have the confidence to try one in the store before putting them in the trolley. I was taught it was stealing.
I bet Cruisey just shoves a whole handful in his gob.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.1002691 del
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She couldn't handle the banter.
Have you NEETs ever had anything yelled at you from a passing car?
I have several times but I have never been able to understand what they said.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.1002692 del
I snuck out in the dark to bring the bin in from the street.
I carried it in to avoid the wheels making any noise.
The mission was a success. They will never catch me at it.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.1002693 del
Craving wood fired pizza but they not open


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.1002694 del
Weber what is your opinion of George Lazenby as James Bond?
I am watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service now.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.1002695 del
>>1002693
I could go one with prawns. And a garlic bread.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.1002696 del
>They are usually superficial and generally useless
Farkin rude! This Hungarian drongo.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.1002697 del
I keep shouting out "I"M OBESE! HELP ME RHONDA!"
I'm mentally unwell.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.1002698 del
After midnight. I might go for a walk in the darkness and rain and fog, while listening to the soundtrack from alien.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.1002699 del
want to get food but dont want to go to macdonalds


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.1002700 del
>>1002698
Just remember that you are the predator out there. The nighttime streets belong to the NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.1002701 del
>>1002699
Fire up the delivery apps, see what's open.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.1002702 del
I have finished Jujutsu Kaisen season 3.
I am now watching Star Wars: Maul Shadow Lord cartoon.
I would not normally be interested in a Star Wars cartoon but it got very good imdb ratings so I will take a look.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.1002703 del
>>1002701
nofing! :(


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.1002704 del
wipers dont work. if it rains on the way to maccas ill die but it might be worth it


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.1002705 del
>>1002685
He's in a better place now.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.1002706 del
>>1002689
That was some good work NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.1002707 del
>>1002704
The mcnuggies are worth the risk NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.1002708 del
>>1002691
No. Never.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.1002709 del
>>1002696
It's a bad place there.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.1002710 del
>>1002697
No, Rhonda needs to help you.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.1002711 del
>>1002704
She'll be right.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.1002712 del
>>1002709
I agree.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.1002713 del
I have got 4 garlic kievs in the microwave. $1.50 each half price special at Woolies.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.1002714 del
At maccas. Ordered big mac meal, 2 cheeseburgers, 6 nuggets


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.1002715 del
>>1002714
Thank you.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.1002716 del
>>1002714
Good work NEET. What drink did you get?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.1002717 del
>>1002715
np
>>1002716
coke
made a joke. she said can you park in the car park. i said do you think you'll be able to find me? she was like what? the car park is empty. said i was only joking and she smiled. fat jolly woman cooked perfect macdonalds. delicious.


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>>1002717
Outstanding outing NEET. Good food, good times. You made the right call.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.1002719 del
mate sent me this site that apparently sells magic mushroom spores. he's going to try it later and see if it grows

https://inoculatetheworld.com/


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.1002720 del
It fired and fell out of me.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.1002721 del
He's all we have after Cruisey's passing


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.1002722 del
>>1002721
Cruisedog is not dead, he is with Webber on the Russian Electronics board.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.1002723 del
>>1002722
I thought he died behind enemy lines.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.1002724 del
>>1002722
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.1002725 del
Cruisey I wanna go here


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.1002726 del
>>1002692
Well done Ninja NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.1002727 del
>>1002725
Me, on the left of Clayton.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.1002728 del
>>1002727
We will all be happy there with Cruisey supervising us.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.1002729 del
Just tried pumpernickel bread for the first time in my life. Actually ok. Fine with peanut butter. Salty.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.1002730 del
WTF happened to Tiffin last night?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.1002731 del
>>1002730
I dont miss that retard and his cringe posts about building a boat thats going nowhere. He can be happy by himself with his hoard of cheap sardines, LARPing as a bushwalker and eating his shitty vegan stodge. Sick of his stupid blog posts. I hope he doesnt come back.
rule 15 time out


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.1002732 del
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NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.1002733 del
>>1002731
Really nasty post.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.1002734 del
>>1002730
What did I miss?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.1002735 del
The brick method works.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.1002736 del
>>1002735
What is this brick method you speak of NEET?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.1002738 del
>>1002735
Did you get a good sleep while cruising along at 130km/h?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.1002739 del
>>1002738
I did. Woke up feeling refreshed as I was driving down the hill into town.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.1002741 del
>>1002735
>>1002737
I am glad you tried it for us NEET.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.1002742 del
>>1002692
>I carried it in to avoid the wheels making any noise.
That is how you get bitten by a redback spider.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.1002743 del
>>1002739
Must have been a good feeling.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1002744 del
>1002731
I like his posts and his pictures.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1002745 del
>>1002742
These are things a bin ninja must risk.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1002746 del
>>1002744
He is a good NEET. One of the best.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.1002747 del
Did a big shop. Spent more than I wanted but I am stocked for the next few days. Sardines, walnuts, jalapenos on pan fried olive bread for breakfast. Then gonna make burritos with scrambled eggs and black beans for lunch, will try freezing one of them, see how that works.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.1002748 del
>>1002739
It makes it a short trip when you have been asleep


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.1002749 del
>>1002744
me too
even when he calls me a retard I know it was typed with a smile


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.1002750 del
>An Indian man, 35, has been charged after he allegedly travelled to India with his wife so she could give birth there, then flew back to Australia without her, cancelled her visa, and blocked her number.
based?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.1002751 del
>>1002747
Hope you remembered my green olives.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.1002752 del
>>1002750
Good outcome


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.1002753 del
>>1002745
Did you have your ninja gloves on?


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.1002754 del
>>1002752
Doing the job the Immigration Minister won't.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.1002755 del
>>1002750
Well it's two less jeets in the country.


NEET 05/28/2026 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.1002756 del
>>1002755
only one
he is still here until sentencing at least
a court gave a sudo 5 years for murder this week so he could remain in the country


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.1002757 del
>>1002747
Good haul NEET.

>pan fried olive bread for breakfast
Sounds lovely.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.1002758 del
>>1002750
It was a good play but you probably get charged with some sort of turbo domestic violence offence for that nowadays.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.1002759 del
>>1002753
>your ninja gloves
My tekko, no they were at the dry cleaners.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.1002760 del
>>1002756
>only one
The child was kept out too.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.1002761 del
>>1002756
>a court gave a sudo 5 years for murder this week
I did not hear that one.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.1002762 del
>>1002759
Do you have those ninja claws ninjas use for climbing up walls? How are they for wanking?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.1002763 del
>>1002762
No-one I have wanked off while wearing them has had any complaints.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.1002764 del
Having anxiety attacks about idiotic things again, need to calm down.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.1002765 del
>>1002764
Focus on your breathing NEET. You will get through this.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.1002766 del
Reading about botulism in canned fish and pickles. Unhappy.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.1002767 del
>>1002766
>botulism in canned fish and pickles
People eat millions of cans every day. You never hear of anyone in this country dying from a dodgy can of anything these days.
Relax NEET. Stop reading about it.
Just enjoy your fish.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.1002769 del
>>1002767
People who eat natural confectionary snakes and family sized blocks of cadbury don't get botulism. There is ancient wisdom in the traditional neet diet now losing to the omega 3 and fermented food craze.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.1002770 del
>>1002767
>in this country
If you look at where this stuff is manufactured it's all from dodgy places like egypt and india. You literally cannot buy jarred jalapenos from any non-dodgy country.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.1002771 del
>>1002769
Absolutely right.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.1002773 del
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Do you NEETs agree with pic related rules for men?
I hope none of you eat soup in public. I would not want to be seen with you if so.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.1002774 del
>>1002770
There is actually a jalapeno/garlic/parsley dip that claims to be 99% australian made, might give that a try next time.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.1002776 del
>>1002760
Ah. Smart.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.1002777 del
>>1002773
No. The essence of masculinity is dominance. If a man follows rules, such as strict diet or exercise, they are to help him conquer and accumulate power. Straw usage is without relevance.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.1002778 del
>>1002773
I do all those things.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.1002780 del
>>1002778
There is no shame any more.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.1002781 del
>>1002773
Also don't stand with your hands on your hips. Only faggots do that.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.1002782 del
>>1002781
I don't even have any hips. Just the side aprons.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.1002783 del
No hips, no waist. I am living the dream.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.1002784 del
Big clog underway 😮‍💨 She is asking what crawled up me and died 🫣


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.1002785 del
>>1002782
You will be very safe in a collision neet.
>>1002784
Tell her many bothans


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.1002786 del
Neets would be less anxious if they spent less time listening to the news and more time with cows.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.1002787 del
Had to find an employee at Bunnings to cut me one metre of earth cable, as you are no longer provided a metre rule and pliers to do that yourself. When I asked why there were no spade connectors in the electrical aisle he asked me what those were 🙄 He wasn’t young either. Just ignorant.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.1002788 del
Two cheese sandwiches for lunch with a cup of earl grey tea.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.1002789 del
>>1002788
I got turkey, roast beef, and ham to make a Hungarian Parmesan roll


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.1002790 del
>>1002764
this too shall pass, and it has before


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.1002791 del
>>1002789
>make a Hungarian Parmesan roll
This is why he no longer posts here.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.1002792 del
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Worked on the dash board quite a bit past few days. going to add suggestions and autocomplete entries so it's really fast to enter updates


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1002794 del
>>1002777
Is that Cruisey?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1002795 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.1002796 del
>>1002792
Looks neat and nifty NEET.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.1002797 del
>>1002792
You are doing good work there NEET.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.1002798 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.1002799 del
>>1002793
I could eat two of those right now.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.1002800 del
>>1002799
They look pretty moreish.
I reckon you would end up eating 10, NEET.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.1002801 del
>>1002792
you need a special field for shitposting. Maybe with a timed prompt or pomodoro counter for how many times you post.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.1002802 del
last time I ordered pizza they the to good on the place when


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.1002803 del
>>1002802
Are you having a stroke neet?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.1002804 del
I want that wood fire prawn pizza from Encounter Bay tonight please Weber. And a garlic bread.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.1002805 del
>>1002804
You can have a tindaloo curry with plain white rice and a garlic naan.
I'll drink 3 pints of Bluff beer while waiting.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.1002806 del
la di da wankers don't even open their doors until 5.30pm


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.1002807 del
>>1002792
Where is the bit where you log your poos?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.1002808 del
>>1002735
Weber bricked my car, once.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1002809 del
>>1002804
I'll take you in for a dine and dash if I can get a car park right outside.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1002810 del
Can't do anything today, mental retardation just too extreme.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.1002811 del
>>1002803
bro my phone just did the thing and now the app won’t with the screen


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.1002812 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1002813 del
>>1002810
Same shit, different day


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.1002814 del
>>1002805
>a tindaloo curry
That's what they call Indian girls on Tinder.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.1002815 del
Picking bits of egg yolk out from between the keys on the keyboard with my fork.
The absolute state.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1002816 del
feeling horny


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.1002817 del
>>1002815
Did this NEET just invent keyboard cookery?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.1002818 del
>>1002817
Don't you remember Weber's(?) Corsair with half a jar of pasta sauce, pubes, and snosage roll crumbs in it?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.1002819 del
>>1002818
$300 keyboard finally killed by a pint of beer or a glass of cab sav
cant rmember which


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.1002820 del
>>1002819
My keyboard keeps falling on the wooden floor here, many of the keys no longer work, including the space. I don't have a desk, I'm propping up my keyboard between two chairs instead


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.1002821 del
>>1002820
the keyboard on th lapttop I am using is fucked
I have tto use the on-screen kyboardd to login now bcausee of the doublee letters and missed kys
bbought a new laptop 3 yars ago and have nnevr turnedit on


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.1002822 del
>>1002821
Turn the new one on.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.1002823 del
>>1002821
I have a mechanical keyboard I bought on special from officeworks for $30 or something, it's actually ok considereing I spend 16 hours a day in front of it, it's just too bad I keep dropping it.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.1002824 del
>1 kg pack of allen's snakes
What say you neets?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.1002825 del
>>1002823
yeah that's what I went with after I killed the corsair
surprisingly good


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.1002826 del
>>1002824
do it
just don't expect more than 12-16 sneks i reckon


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.1002827 del
Had a no-doz, now I'm being productive. Caffeine pills can work providing you have adequate sleep, diet etc.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.1002828 del
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Goon Afternoon NEETiepoopsicles.

Your saviour withe the flavour
The ace of the based
The Nuro with the cool-o
Has arrived with his rhythm and jive
You can feel it comming in the Air…….

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.1002829 del
>>1002828
Hello Based One.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.1002830 del
>>1002828
>NEETiepoopsicles
Never post this again.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.1002831 del
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Pork burgers for the next couple of days.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.1002832 del
>>1002824
Get two packets.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.1002833 del
>>1002831
would not a bowl work better for incorpration?
where are the breada crumbs?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.1002834 del
>>1002831
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.1002835 del
Did some cardio, between that an the no-doz I am feeling excellent.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.1002836 del
made a hot choggolate with vittoria dark chogolate powda


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.1002837 del
>>1002829
Gday mate
>>1002830
We are NEET and caught in one big cycle of poops


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.1002838 del
>>1002833
You need one positive comment for every negative one.
So two nice things now please.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.1002839 del
>>1002838
hot chogolate was good
i'll be dead soon


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.1002840 del
>>1002839
That second one is not positive. Not at all.
We need you with us. You are appreciated here.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.1002841 del
>>1002833
No bread crumbs, I use the cutting board to portion the patties and then transfer them to a metal tray.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.1002842 del
>>1002841
>a metal tray
Some call them an autism tray, but I feel that is pejorative. They are very practical.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.1002843 del
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Israel getting 0 votes from Australia at Eurovision was brought up in senate estimates yesterday.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.1002844 del
>>1002843
This is the bullshit they worry about instead of the complete failure of ASIO and the AFP to do anything about those two shitskins who murked 15 people despite being repeatedly warned about them.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.1002846 del
>>1002844
and somehow despite all of the protest votes from various countries, Israel came in second


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.1002850 del
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>>1002846
>According to The New York Times, Israel manipulated the Eurovision Song Contest (ESC) voting through a state funded campaign. When Israel received the unusually high public voting results, the entire venue erupted in boos.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.1002851 del
>>1002843
There's homeless people outside of every supermarket in the country but the senate is dealing with the issues that REALLY matter to australians.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.1002853 del
>>1002843
They have literally declared war on us as a country.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.1002855 del
>>1002828
Based.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.1002856 del
>>1002831
One please.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.1002858 del
>>1002828
hey nuro im gonna buy an intel nuc skull edition to run as a mini server
>i7 4 core 8 thread
>16gb ddr4
>500gb storage


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.1002862 del
Might get alcohol tnoight. Fuck it


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.1002864 del
>>1002862
Fuck yes, Monk.
Got for a drive afterward too.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1002866 del
>>1002862
I'll drink to that.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.1002867 del
>>1002858
Wise choice consulting Niro


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.1002868 del
>>1002858
What OS?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.1002869 del
>>1002691
Weird shouting out of the car culture over there.
Here I only ever heard or witnessed to happen in case of gatherings usually with political connotation.
Otherwise people only shout out of cars to friends.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.1002871 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.1002873 del
>>1002692
Was worth learning ninjutsu. Binjutsu.

>>1002704
Just wipe it manually.

>>1002717
Good joge.

>>1002725
Looks fun.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.1002874 del
>>1002871
I don't watch these videos but I think he just wear a wrap around his head and fakes the drama for views.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.1002875 del
>>1002874
The videos keep him entertained like the dress up.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.1002876 del
>>1002828
I always imagined the signature Nuro flavor was chicken salt.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.1002877 del
pepper crumbed whiting and three hashbrowns for dindins
pineapple jelly, apricots, and custard for pudding


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.1002878 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.1002879 del
>>1002869
>Weird shouting out of the car culture over there.
it is funny destroying some skank's self-esteem from the comfort of your vehicle


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.1002880 del
>>1002877
Absolutely delightful.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.1002882 del
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Did a bit on the boat after I knocked off, I basically finished one side with this cloth tape over the last bit of the join where its not reinforced on one side, I have to do the other side then think about putting more in on the inside then painting it, its such a long project it seems like its going nowhere. When I finished that I went in the bush, now I am thinking I should literally start larping as a bushwalker because when im on the fringes like the track i was working on, if i look like a bushwalker then cunts dont think twice about me. If I look like normal then they think im up to somehting. Might start buyiing straight shit off gumtree or something. I hacked a hole in this dyke that was holding back a lot of water along the track. Normaly i would leave it because it discourages casuals in cars but I have to walk through it. It all rushed out and the big pond drained while i checked out some other shit i needed to check out.

Having a vege lasagna that I prepared earlier, its a bit stodgy but I put oyster sauce and sumac and its okay.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.1002883 del
>>1002882
What did you post last night, you crazy boong?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.1002884 del
>>1002883
Nothing my internet went out


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.1002886 del
>>1002882
Great NEET adventure.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.1002887 del
>>1002884
You were restricted to local TiffNET access only


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.1002888 del
>>1002877
Very nice.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.1002889 del
>>1002879
1. Insulting women is cowardly. Insult men.
1. Insulting from a car and speeding away is cowardly. Insult people in their face and stay.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.1002890 del
>>1002882
>discourages casuals in cars b
Thats a good idea.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.1002891 del
>>1002882
>its such a long project it seems like its going nowhere.
Never mind that NEET, he's just jealous because he couldn't do a project that needs doing two days.
Things on that lasagna looks burnt.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.1002892 del
>>1002885
They sound good.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.1002893 del
>>1002887
I closed the tab on the whole computer.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.1002894 del
>>1002891
nothing got burned because it was all wrapped up in foil when I put it in the bbq oven. The bottom is a bit tough and crispy but I remember putting the onions and oily stuff there so its actually delicious.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.1002895 del
(6.13 MB 911x500 ClosingComputer.gif)


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.1002896 del
>>1002894
crispy lasagna is better than floppy lasaga


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1002897 del
>>1002896
Indeed.


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.1002900 del
>>1002891
Is HP on this weekend?


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.1002911 del
>>1002900
I don't think so.
I'm quite busy.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.1002912 del
>>1002911
No problem, but it will be next weekend due to the 1st Saturday of the month?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.1002913 del


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.1002914 del
>>1002911
Busy with what?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1002915 del
>>1002914
Big Fella business.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1002916 del
>>1002914
Lemme type up my schedule so you can review. Perhaps add recommendations too.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.1002917 del
>>1002916
>Lemme type up my schedule
Use that NEETs app >>1002792


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.1002918 del
>>1002916
I tell you guys everything, even my bowel movements


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.1002919 del
>>1002918
Do you use that NEETs app to double document it?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.1002920 del
>>1002919
When he pushes to GitHub I will use it


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.1002921 del
>>1002920
We shall all use it.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1002922 del
>>1002921
It needs to be integrated with MonkAI


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1002923 del
>>1002920
Might put it on github later. It's not even close to ready yet


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.1002924 del
>>1002922
It will prefill all options weeks in advance for us.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.1002925 del
>>1002923
Wait till it's ready.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.1002928 del
>>1002868
Whatever I want. Probably linux or debian


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.1002929 del
>>1002928
Good. If it Microslop, I was gonna say you might need more RAM.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.1002930 del
buyed jim beam double serves x10


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.1002931 del
>>1002930
Please give us a countdown as they disappear.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.1002932 del
>>1002931
on #1
listening to this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kg6UoiQ7ZGg [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.1002933 del
>>1002932
It'll be gone in no time.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.1002934 del
>>1002933
One thing you can always rely on with monk. He gets the job done.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.1002935 del
>>1002934
this takes me back to my glory days


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.1002936 del
two burritos was too much for dinner, need to have more restraint in future


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.1002937 del
1 can down the hatch
can #2 opened


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.1002938 del
>>1002936
spicy?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.1002939 del
one of you should keep monk company, going drink for drink with him, i'm going to bed


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.1002940 del
>>1002937
Quench that thirst


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.1002941 del
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Going to bed. Shoulda done that half an hour ago. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.1002942 del
2 cans down the hatch
can #3 opened


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.1002943 del
>>1002934
That wasn't me. But I do happen to be gooning as well. First goon in 23 days. 2 bottles of mcguigan black label. Worked for the first time in ages tonight, a random warehouse for a random agency. Hangin out with the Arabs in Broadmeadows. Now trying the Grok CLI. The best I've used I'd say.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.1002944 del
>>1002943
It is good that you picked up some work. Must have felt good to be productive again.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.1002945 del
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Weber find out about this fella in pic related for us please.
We need to know the Big Rob story.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.1002946 del
Packet of hobnobs for the midnight snack.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.1002947 del
awake again in the middle of the nigt, I actually have a bunch of things I'm meant to be doing to help with insomnia but I've been too fucking lazy to do them


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.1002948 del
on can #6 read through old psychosis notes. very weird shit in there. maybe ill put it in a book or something one day if i can be sure its anonymous


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.1002949 del
>>1002947
maybe its better to just enjoy being awake and drink tea or something and listen to nice music instead of feeling cooked about it


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.1002950 del
>>1002941
Night fella.

>>1002949
Not a bad advis.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.1002952 del
GM
This thread 404's when trying to open t on my phone.
Got up and posted from my laptop which still had the thread open.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.1002953 del
>>1002952
Works for me.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.1002954 del
>>1002953
Works now.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.1002955 del
>>1002942
Solid progress.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.1002956 del
>>1002943
You need to finish MonkAI


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.1002957 del
>>1002948
I would read the book.


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.1002959 del
>>1002953
what is the nido board and why are all the pictures fat chungus women?


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.1002961 del
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.1002964 del
two chiggen paddies and eggs and toast for bbreakkayue


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.1002965 del
Cruisey I wanna see Thomas


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.1002966 del
>>1002964
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.1002967 del
>>1002964
Good brekkie.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.1002968 del
>>1002871
I have decided I like this guy.
He is a bit out there but he does it all in a knowing and good-humoured way. He is in on the joke.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.1002969 del
>>1002968
Stay tuned.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1002970 del
>>1002969
Channel 7 covering the big stories.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.1002971 del
>>1002959
Probably one of the better boards.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.1002972 del
>>1002971
We are among the best.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.1002973 del
Is this AI?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.1002974 del
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he still wrote the ticket


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.1002975 del
>>1002974
It is odd that he mentioned which hand he thought she was using.
It may have been staged.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.1002976 del
>>1002974
>>1002975
I believe the case was dismissed in court due to a lack of evidence.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.1002977 del
Good Morning NEETs. Shitty nightmares and a dreary day outside.


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.1002979 del
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Pyro is still having a nice holiday.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.1002980 del
>>1002979
I love these, thank you.


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1002981 del
Cruisey on our road trip today I am playing Track 10


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.1002982 del
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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.1002983 del
>>1002982
This would upset a lot of deviants


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.1002984 del
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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.1002985 del
>>1002984
Is that Cruisey?


NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.1002986 del
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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.1002987 del
>>1002986
Second is probably who trained NinjaNEET


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.1002989 del
>>1002985
That's his ethnic.


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NEET 05/29/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.1002996 del
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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.1002999 del
>>1002994
>all meat
I bet the taco shells aren't even made out of pork crackling


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1003000 del
Bread is taking its time in the maker. Cant get on with it until I take it out.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.1003003 del
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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.1003004 del
>>1002999
Two please.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.1003005 del
>>1003000
Increase the voltage.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.1003006 del
>>1003003
the worst thing nazis can do to aus society now is to withdraw and stop trying to save it.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.1003007 del
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>>1003000
B-But you make damper in a camp oven d-dont you wizzy?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.1003008 del
Shapes Light & Crispy Ballsack Vinegar & Sea Salt are shit. Stupid bitch.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.1003009 del
>>1003008
Is the packet empty though?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1003010 del
>>1003009
nah, about 85% left
did the box back up and slid it down the table


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1003011 del
>>1003010
Wise. Good feedback too.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.1003012 del
garn put on my 5xl trackies and hoodie and baseball cap and go for a long waddle, would you neets like anything while I'm out?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.1003013 del
>>1003012
Fresh air please.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.1003014 del
>>1003012
Photos of something


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.1003015 del
>>1003008
>Stupid bitch.
Unacceptable. Rude. She was right to get you to try something new.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.1003016 del
>>1003015
SILENCE! Who are you to criticise the displeasure of the Executive? You cant begin to fathom the stress of having to make lordly decrees and decisions all the time. The exec is an aristocrat and a man of action, you are a skelly, a normie and a sheep.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.1003017 del
>>1003016
Well put. They do not understand a man of true majesty.


Topic: Australian Ears NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.1003018 del
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<<Very large.

Did some Scottish cattle rustling tribe have giant ears way back when?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.1003019 del
a miniature drone just flew up my japs eye!!


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1003020 del
>>1003019
Wank it out!


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.1003021 del
>>1003008
>Ballsack Vinegar
I think you made that up.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.1003023 del
threw up last night. need a coffee. 115$ left in account and 25$ in wallet for 6 days


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.1003024 del
>>1003023
>115$ left in account and 25$ in wallet for 6 days
Plenty to keep you refreshed!


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.1003025 del
>>1003023
use goon induced sleep to time travel to payday


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.1003026 del
>>1003025
Smart.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.1003027 del
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YESSSSSSSSSS


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.1003028 del
>>1003027
Based.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1003029 del
>>1003023
>115$ left in account and 25$
Spend it all on one last big binge. Once the hangover wears off your future self well be forced to be sober, and will quickly get your shit together and fix your life up.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.1003030 del
>>1003000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.1003031 del
>>1003027
Nice pics.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.1003033 del
listening to queens of the stone age. they are great

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR4Mc5WNWFxTKuS-3vUwCdn5_lvTM7y06


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.1003034 del
I suffer from a bit of tourettes, sometimes when I'm by myself and thinking about how stupid I've been I'll involuntary shout "I hate you!" at myself. Today I was walking along, lost in my own autistic thoughts and yelled "I hate you" in anger at myself. I looked over and on the opposite side of the road there was an ultraorthodox jew, full hat and beard and coat, he was looking at me and obviously thought my outburst was directed at him. He then hurried away. I expect this incident will be reported to the police and appear on the media later today as anti-semetism.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.1003035 del
>>1002973
Looks flexible.

>>1002984
Kek.

>>1002987
NinjaNEET trained him.

>>1003000
Thanks Breazzy.

>>1003003
Jews were on the bottom of the list because Anglos wanted the Jews to emigrate to Palestine/British Mandate.
Also imagine how wonderful Australia were today if they started to import pajeets back then. Marvelous.

>>1003012
>waddle
>1. A form of walking, popular among ducks attempting to buy grapes from lemonade stands.
>2. Walking like a duck, with short steps and a clumsy swaying motion.
600 meters?

>>1003018
They are at AA radar unit.

>>1003021
Perhaps it's Balsamic Vinegar.

>>1003027
Looks a bit warm.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.1003037 del
>>1003034
>will be reported to the police
Hopefully Cruisey is able to speak to him before that


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.1003038 del
>>1003012
Migoreng thank you. I have thr money in small change


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.1003039 del
>>1003034
Why be nasty, why have nasty thoughts. Go to the orchard and look at the apple trees


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.1003040 del
God I miss her


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.1003043 del
>>1003040

>>1003042
Lice, lice, lice.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.1003044 del
>>1003027
fukn rain radar is fukn fukd. Its actually rainin its ass off here and the 'dar says its still lunchtime.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1003045 del
>>1003033
the sets they did with kyuss were really nice


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1003046 del
>>1003043
Btw I saved that video in 2017, way before the AI craze.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1003047 del
>>1003043
Thicc.
Cruisey I wanna pat this one.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.1003048 del
>>1003046
Thank you.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.1003050 del
The couple of NEETs hanging out on bb makes this pedophile think what he does is working. This is why he is more active.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.1003051 del
>>1003050
>This is why he is more active.
I was hoping he more miserable than usual. We have always to see the positives.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.1003052 del
>>1003051
That is my conclusion at least. Maybe you are right.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.1003053 del
>>1003034
We have recieved a request from central command to investigate, yes. As the NEET liason officer I can forward your statement to the anti semetic strike force for them to look at. You did hurt the jewish gentleman's feelings and he has already applied for compensation.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.1003054 del
>>1003053
Cruisey?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.1003055 del
>do a barrel roll
If you Jewgle search it the page spins.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.1003057 del
>>1003056
They brought fire?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.1003058 del
>>1003057
I think they only brought Clayton. The status of the fire is unknown.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.1003059 del
These downie mongs get treated like royalty. Fire truck rides now.
Meanwhile your obese DSP NEET gets looks of disgust in the chip aisle at woolies.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.1003060 del
>>1003059
The executive life isnt all binges and parties


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.1003061 del
might drink again and get monged


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.1003062 del
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>>1003059
>DSP NEET gets looks of disgust in the chip aisle at woolies.
That's why you need to flash your smile. They can't resist a good smile.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.1003063 del
>>1003059
At least that one mong.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.1003065 del
>>1003061
You're mong enough already neet.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.1003066 del
>>1003061
Too late.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1003068 del
>>1003067
We're all special here NEET. The more elite, the better I believe.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.1003069 del
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>>1003068
The bigger the mong, the bigger the dong.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.1003070 del
i'm ok with the non existant penis named clit, which doesnt seem to have a function, it just is a necessity that remains when penis genes arent expressed in development, it cant disappear completely altough it is useless

it doesnt get in the way and causes no harm

what is more concerning is vagina itself

its barely an inch away from agnus

it may tear in birth because its too close to agnus

pissy hole could have been inside a clit, like it does for penises thus moving it upwards

this would have given more room to separate vagina further away from anal, by another inch

pelvis region could also have more depth in women but it only has more width compared to men, depth is still the same, for no reason

some people could argue that babies have big heads but so what, elephant babies are big too adn they come out just fine from an elephant

human female is one of the bad designs but not the worst offender


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.1003071 del
>>1003069
A clean neet is a happy neet.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.1003072 del
>>1003069
👆💯💯


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.1003076 del
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Somehow managed to get sunburnt during winter. FFS.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.1003077 del
>>1003076
You better rub some Cetaphil on your burnt NEET bottom.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.1003078 del
>>1003076
It happens to me too. I think the dry wind and sun from my window next to the 'puter, does it a little for me too.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.1003079 del
>>1003073
Is this Belzona ad?

>>1003074
Why not.

>>1003075
It's cap combo though.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.1003080 del
>>1003076
>>1003078
The white snow reflects sunlight. It's customary to apply sunscreen on uncovered parts (face) if outside a lot.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.1003081 del
>>1003079
>Is this Belzona ad?
No that one. This one is


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1003082 del
>>1003079
He loves the cuck combo!


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.1003083 del
>>1003081
>maintenance teams facing constant balancing act
He took this balance stuff from Chernobyl, the telly show.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.1003084 del
>>1003080
I have never seen snow irl 😔


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.1003085 del
>>1003083
3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.1003086 del
>>1003080
>snow
Not in this country, I don't think it's ever snowed where I live.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.1003087 del
Night.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.1003088 del
>>1003081
It's the perfect product.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.1003089 del
>>1003073
lol that guy is going to jail for domestic violence.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.1003090 del
>>1003087
Night.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.1003091 del
what attractive porn stars have giant boobs?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.1003092 del
>>1003087
Good night Pidge. xx
What bad tempered birds. There was enough there for both of them.


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NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.1003096 del
Finished one sleeve on my fursuit, very tricky job. Do the last one tomorrow. Rain day forecast. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.1003097 del
>>1003087
>>1003096
Night fellas.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.1003098 del
>>1003093
Well played, well played


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.1003099 del
Made some friends from china and surprising learnt they aren’t all crazy. In fact these ones are all educated and reasonable. They told me china has been lied about in western media quite a lot. They had similar understanding to me about things which is very surprising because most people i meet don’t know much at all and are asleep


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.1003100 del
Like i offered to make them a VPN and he said they can rent on for 10$ a month to get past the great firewall but it’s illegal


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.1003101 del
>>1003091
Nido probably knows some.

>>1003099
Such cases.

>>1003100
>illegal
Yeah. I'm not sure how much it's enforced.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.1003102 del
awake too early


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.1003103 del


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.1003104 del
>>1003099
>>1003100
>past the great firewall but it’s illegal
Probably because your message passes through that firewall and I can imagine it would be monitored.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.1003105 del
Might leap into the start of today soon


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.1003106 del
They should have made a square right in the middle.
How would the fellas name it?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.1003107 del
>>1003106
Cruisey I wanna go to that square


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.1003108 del
>>1003106
the boong box


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.1003109 del
>>1003108
We should name it Круизная площадь


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.1003110 del
>>1003109
>площадь
>ploshchad


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.1003111 del
might buy myself some war medals


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.1003112 del
>>1003111
A little birdy told me that one NEET is being promoted and awarded a new rank today.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.1003113 del
>>1003099
chinamen in china are okay by me. Their communist dictatorship and ours are on the same tier, if not similar.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.1003114 del
>>1003112
with root access?


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.1003115 del
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>>1003113
>chinamen in china are okay by me


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.1003116 del
>>1003114
Time will tell. I still love that video.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.1003117 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Rain made me sleep in. Yawning


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.1003118 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.1003119 del


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.1003120 del
>>1003111
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.1003121 del
Cruisey I wanna $250 with Trumps Mugshot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mug_shot_of_Donald_Trump


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.1003122 del
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Good morning NEETs. I feel great, today is going to be a beautiful day


NEET 05/30/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.1003123 del


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.1003125 del


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.1003126 del
A mob of kurawongs harried some poor kookaburra until it landed right next to me panting.
Currently feeding kookaburras beacon while the curawongs sit in a tree. Feels good man


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.1003127 del
>>1003126
You are a friend to that bird NEET. Well done.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.1003128 del
>>1003127
The magpies are only friendly after breeding season, the crows will always take food but are never friendly, kookaburras friendly but rarely seen, the curawongs are evil baby eaters who are very smart but just evil birds


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.1003129 del
>>1003126
those currawongs were probably bullying the poor kookaburra because it was too fat to fly properly. Now you are feeding it out of sympathy. Your basically webers mum at this point.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.1003130 del
>>1003129
Food is scarce this time of year, the birds are fighting over territory because they're hungry.
Neet has a kilo of cooking bacon, enough for all the birds, but the kurrawongs are too nasty to come and eat bacon with all the civilised birds, they just sit in the tree being hungry and nasty.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.1003131 del
>>1003130
Currawongs are lords of the air and dominate the tree tops, Fat kookaburras get gibs like boongs.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.1003132 del
>>1003128
you are wrong


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.1003133 del
>>1003126
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.1003135 del
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Might work on my bo staff training today, like my hero napoleon dynamite.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.1003137 del
>>1003135
youll bec a ninja in no time


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.1003138 del
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Karen from MAX sent me a text promising to call me tomorrow.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.1003139 del
>>1003134
Hungry fella.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.1003140 del
>>1003138
Lucky NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.1003141 del
>>1003138
stupid bitch can't even observe boundaries like the weekend


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.1003142 del
>>1003138
She wants you bad neet.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.1003143 del
>>1003141
She is in a good mood and is thinking about me.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.1003144 del
>>1003143
Sexually?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.1003145 del
>>1003144
She'll rape him if he doesn't land a job soon.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.1003146 del
>>1003144
>>1003145
STFU Karen is kind and motherly. Karen is pure and classy not like those porno sluts you all wank to.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.1003148 del
>>1003146
>Karen is pure and classy
Ask her out on a date.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.1003149 del
>>1003145
she will employ him as a male prostitute and claim money from the government for finding him a job


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1003150 del
severely depressed, need to wait for my digestion to complete then I'll do some exercise


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.1003151 del
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>>1003150
If you were able to walk down to my cellar I would be able to aid your digestion with some refreshing Pilsner or other bitter beer. I suggest you could summon a coachman to convey you here, as long as that doesnt deplete your wealth enough to purchase the cure for both your ails. A caring 2.5% discount on any long necked bottle of beer screw caps only, because I want you to be at your best, always.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1003152 del
>>1003149
Smart.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1003153 del
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.1003155 del
>>1003151
>2.5% discount
You are very generous Dan.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.1003156 del
>>1003151
>screw caps only
evil


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.1003157 del
Want yo drink sgain but not much money left


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.1003158 del
>>1003157
Get your mummybot to buy it. That's what I do.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1003159 del
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Went to Noosa a few days ago and the cloud came in a winter lay westerly was blowing did not have any jeans in the van and froze my balls off

Today same chilly westerly blowing but full sun today and I wearing jeans because of the other day and now my balls are sweating. Balmy. REeeeeeeeee.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.1003160 del
>>1003159
You should keep an overnight bag packed with a spare pair of jeans and a hoodie and a spare tshirt and socks and cumdies. That's what I do.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.1003161 del
it's good for a change of weather or if you accidentally poo yourself or throw up on yourself (or both) or if you do a casual rape/murder/armed robbery and have to change quickly


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.1003162 del
>>1003159
Based.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.1003163 del
>>1003159
Join the zip off tracksuit pants master race


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.1003164 del
>>1003159
There are too many semi naked foids in that picture for me to be comfortable where you are.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.1003165 del
>>1003164
He should just ride straight over their spines lol


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.1003166 del
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>>1003160
I do they just happened to be in the washing machine at the time
>>1003161
>if you accidentally poo yourself
Speaking from experience are we ?
>>1003162
BASADO! Aaaaand BIRTHDAYO!
>>1003163
You will never catch me wearing traky daks ever (not durable enough
>>1003164
Are you a homosexual or something ?
>>1003165
I actually bunny hopped over them. True story on God.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.1003167 del
>>1003166
>Speaking from experience are we ?
Yes.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.1003168 del
>>1003166
Based.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.1003169 del
>>1003166
Only Karen is good enough for me. I am saving myself for her. Those skimpy bikini harlots are not even in her league.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.1003170 del
>>1003165
He should have parked his bike between their cracks.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.1003171 del
spicy pork crackling


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.1003172 del
>>1003169
Tell her this tomorrow, it will make her happy.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.1003173 del
>>1003171
A handful please.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.1003174 del
Cruisey, I need to study this movie to complete my ninja training. You need to take me as soon as it comes to the cinemas. Cruisey!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0x8C0Btm_o [Embed]


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.1003175 del
>>1003174
I hope he does.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.1003176 del
>>1003174
He's taking me to Naracoorte and the Great Ocean Road this long weekend.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.1003177 del
Who ever said dark matter is legit is a lying boong


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.1003178 del
want some toblerone


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.1003179 del
>>1003178
Acquire some!


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.1003180 del
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Might turn into a cat.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.1003181 del
How do i win an auction on ebay? I have never done one before


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.1003182 del
>>1003178
I had some yesterday. Motherbat bought me it.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.1003183 del
>>1003180
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.1003184 del
>>1003181
Put in $10 more than the current top bid. Then when you get to 30 minutes out, have it open in a couple of tabs with your max bid ready to go.
They have bots now, so it's not uncommon to have some cunt snipe the high bid with 20 microseconds left to go


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003185 del
>>1003181
Place bid and be the highest bidder when the timer ends. You will have to watch last the 2 minutes as someone may put in a higher bid higher than you to snipe it.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003186 del
>>1003184
Is it better to put an auto bid thing in with my maximum bid on it?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003187 del
>>1003182
What else is in your treat cupboard at the moment?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003188 del
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>>1003180
It would suit you.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.1003189 del
>>1003188
I love biabley's


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.1003190 del
>>1003186
You can do. Even if your max bid is a couple of hundred higher than the current bid, it will only add a few dollars on.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.1003191 del
>>1003189
Would a six pack last me long?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.1003192 del
>>1003190
I don't want to put a maximum of 200$ and then some cunt snipes it at 205$ at the last second


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.1003193 del
>>1003187
Raspberry tarts, BBQ Shapes, choc-chip pancake mix, hot chogolate, chiggen noodle soup, ballsack vinegar lite shapes (yuck), two cans mondster (peach not blue, she wouldn't let me get blue)
ate party mix, toblerone, turkish delight


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.1003194 del
>>1003192
A - Always
B - Be
C - Watching


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.1003195 del
t. Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Clayton


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.1003196 del
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ABC, always be a cunt


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.1003197 del
Yeah I smoke WEED
W Meth
E
E
D


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.1003198 del
>>1003193
Delightful treat cupboard. Jealous.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.1003199 del
>>1003196
Is that ghost sad?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.1003200 del
>>1003181
Depending what it is do a search and you might find it cheaper elsewhere, I find ebay is more expensive for a lot of things.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.1003201 del
>>1003200
It's an intel i7 nuc. even i3 shit tier nucs go for 200$ this one is starting at 100$


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.1003202 del
>>1003201
The fucken sellers drive up their own bids or decline to sell if by some miracle you are the only person to bid on the listing


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.1003203 del
>>1003202
the game is rigged man :(


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.1003204 del
>>1003198
also ate doritos and pineapple cadburry bar


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.1003205 del
listening to queens of the stone age again


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.1003206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo [Embed]


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.1003207 del
>>1003206
I miss Cruisey.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.1003208 del
>>1003203
Trust the plan


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.1003209 del
>>1003207
He doesn't like us any more.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.1003210 del
>>1003209
I miss his smile too


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.1003211 del
cruisey turned russian


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.1003212 del
>>1003209
Everyone loves us


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.1003213 del
did another durg deal. im getting good at this


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.1003214 del
>>1003211
Do you think this all started when he became a card carrying member?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1003215 del
>>1003210
And that shiny wet pink nose.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.1003216 del
>>1003214
I think it was the cheaper rub n tugs.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.1003217 del
>>1003213
Well done neet, it's all too complicated for me.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.1003218 del
>>1003217
i thought you were a pro 10k


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.1003219 del
>>1003214
Cruisey was accepted because Weber vouched for him. Weber has stars tattooed on his knees and shoulders for some reason, along with a tattoo of the Virgin Mary and some hash marks. All above board, I'm sure.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1003220 del
>>1003166
Happy Birthday.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.1003221 del
On the mercury raspberry hard ciders. The regular ones are better.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.1003222 del
>>1003221
drink ## ?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.1003223 del
>not 10k, not even 20 cents


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.1003224 del
>>1003222
Only my first. I've got five more.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.1003225 del
>>1003221
You shouldn't be drinking mercury.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.1003226 del
might use dosh i just got from the deal to get goon again


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.1003227 del
>>1003221
the raspberry and passionfruit ones are an extra .2 harder thn the plain one


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.1003228 del
Found these graphics cards on auction. they are like a 3090 and there is two lots of two going for like 80$ right now. i think as power full as a 3090 24gb which is worth about 1000$

https://www.allbids.com.au/c/computers-it/video-graphics-cards/nvidia-tesla-k80-24gb-gddr5-graphics-card-1659425


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.1003229 del
>>1003228
>80$
Sounds a bit too good to be true


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.1003230 del
>>1003109
Kruzie Kruzinovich Kruznetsov Square?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.1003231 del
>>1003229
The bid wars on these will most likely go up to 500 or more


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.1003232 del
Tho Kruzie sounds more Polish to me than Russian.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1003233 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pjXKxiTO0E4 [Embed]


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.1003234 del
Poles are just crypto-Ukrainians which are in turn crypto-Russians.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.1003235 del
And Russians are just Mongols.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1003236 del
Kaycee taught me that Austrians are crypto-Magyars and Czechs are crypto-Germans.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1003237 del
>>1003230
👆💯


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1003238 del
>>1003234
>>1003236
what are chinese boongs and jews then?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.1003239 del
>>1003236
And Magyars are Mongols, and Germans are Slavs, who are Mongols.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.1003240 del
>>1003238
Chinese are Mongols, and Jews are Khazars, who are Mongols.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.1003241 del
>>1003240
Everyone is Big Fella?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.1003242 del
wanted to go down the beach wearing my gumboots but the river she comes up hard with the rain and its basically impassible


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.1003243 del
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NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.1003244 del
>>1003242
Stumussy strikes again


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.1003245 del
one of my teeth just broke and now its sharp


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.1003246 del
>>1003242
You could have got through that neet.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.1003247 del
>>1003245
Sounds expensive.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.1003248 del
>>1003242
Good pace.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.1003249 del
>>1003245
I hope you are okay NEET. That does not sound good.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.1003250 del
>>1003246
The stumussy would've dragged him down.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.1003253 del
>>1003246
yeah maybe i could have swam it but I would have ended up downstream and maybe lost gear. The usual log was too dangerous and then i still would have had to come back, probably in the dark. Its a specialist LARP to mess around with swollen creeks, I will think about it.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.1003254 del
>>1003242
A raging torrent.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.1003255 del
saw an ad for choc top ice cream, absolutely craving ice cream and melted chocolate now


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1003256 del
>>1003253
Fallen stumussy is a dangerous stumussy


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1003257 del
>>1003255
Get some of that Simply Vanilla stuff.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.1003258 del
Take one


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.1003259 del
Normal (2025) wasn't too bad.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1003260 del
>>1003258
Thank you.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1003261 del
>>1003258
You picked off all my prawns.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1003262 del
>>1003255
The ads are putting subliminal ideas in your head NEET. Be careful and get me one too.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1003263 del
>>1003258
Thanks neet, smells nice.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1003264 del
Should've stuck with the regular mercury hards. Cracking the third.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1003265 del
>>1003264
Hopefully they're quenching the thirst


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.1003266 del
>>1003264
gay gay fuckign faggt


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.1003267 del
>>1003258
I will have one family sized pizza please. And one for my waifu. Thank you.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.1003268 del
>>1003267
Whos your waifu?


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.1003270 del
auction ends at 7.30. i am in the lead


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.1003271 del
>>1003270
I'm going to place a bid just to spite you.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.1003273 del
>>1003271
Bad neet.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.1003274 del
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I love you all, neets.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.1003275 del
>>1003274
Thank you NEET. Love you too.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.1003276 del
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NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.1003277 del
>>1003274
I love Hitler


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.1003278 del
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>>1003276
>>1003275
>>1003274
I hate everyone. Including that jew yesterday.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.1003279 del
>>1003274
❤️


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.1003280 del
>>1003278
I see that smile.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.1003281 del
>>1003278
No you don't.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.1003282 del
Thermal gloves are on.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.1003283 del
>>1003282
They look good NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.1003284 del
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>>1003277
He loves you too.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.1003285 del
someone sniped my intel nuc on the auction also the bottle o is closed so it's all over. at least i saved some money


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.1003286 del
Welp another day over, gonna go to bed and wait for another week of packages. Just bought a new mini computer off ebay, used ebaysniper app to lowball this auction. Dunno what im gonna do with it tho, probably just throw it on the pile of unstarted projects. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.1003287 del
>>1003286
>Just bought a new mini computer off ebay, used ebaysniper app to lowball this auction
this makes me want to kill myself


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.1003288 del
>>1003286
As possum sensei used to tell us - there's only one way to win an ebay auction, bid first, bid hard, show no mercy.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.1003289 del
>>1003286
You can never know what it can be good for.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.1003290 del
>>1003284
The flag makes this post more authentic.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.1003291 del
>>1003286
Sleep tight. Hopefully big dreams with your new tech purchase.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.1003292 del
>>1003286
>lowball this auction
Well done.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.1003293 del
>>1003289
Fact. It could be used under a table leg to stop it from rocking.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.1003294 del
gonna get it together tomorrow


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.1003295 del
>>1003294
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.1003296 del
>>1003294
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.1003297 del
Might merge with the weirdwood network


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.1003298 del
Yesterday made ricin beans, enough to cover lunch today. Chucked it into the micro to heat it up, but it smoked out its soul. So used a pan with a bit of water under it. This new this I'll sell to NASA in tubes.

>>1003297
You'd look weird, NEET.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.1003299 del
>>1003297
Don't do it neet, remember Hobo neet did a similar thing and look how he ended up.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.1003300 del
14.4 standards. Got work tomorrow. I wasn't drunk at all, and yet now I am too drunk. Wtf? This is bullshit.
Night.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.1003301 del
>>1003300
Might wanna lower your standards. Night.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.1003302 del
>>1003300
Good night.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.1003303 del
>top 100 most recognizable songs of all time (2026 edition)
I didn't recognise the second one. Toxic by Britney Spears. Never heard it before.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.1003304 del
I didn't recognise the third one either. Yeah! by Usher, Lil Jon and Ludicris.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.1003305 del
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.1003306 del
In Revenge of the Sith Yoda and Obi Wan should have both gone to fight Anakin, and then both come back to fight Palpatine together.
It was a mistake to split up and take on such powerful enemies alone.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.1003307 del
Yoda would have done the double tap to make sure Anakin died. He wasn't sentimental like Obi Wan.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.1003308 del
Nah yoda woulda tapped that ass


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.1003309 del
I can't eat onion any more. Gives me too much gas.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.1003310 del
I wonder what yoda ate on that swamp planet


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.1003311 del
>>1003310
Roots and leaves just like Cruisey with his ethnic


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.1003312 del
>>1003310
Prana. Or leeches. Perhaps skeeters.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.1003313 del
>>1003312
I think Yoda would be a vegetarian.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.1003314 del
>>1003313
Eat the bugs, watch baby yoda and you will be happy.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.1003315 del
the pixxer was delicious. i wonder what yoda would think of pixxer


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.1003316 del
Yoda has forward facing eyes and ears like carnivores. We really need to check his teeth. Tho yes, by choice he could be vegetarian. But I started with prana anyway.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.1003318 del
>>1003317
yodas slimey hole


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.1003319 del
bought an Optiplex 9020 to use as a server


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.1003320 del
>>1003319
Well done NEET. Good purchase.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.1003321 del
I finished watching Maul: Shadow Lord. It was pretty good. Very tight story.
Weber you should give it a watch.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.1003322 del
Yoda, the revered Jedi Master, had a surprisingly varied diet, influenced by his location and circumstances. On Dagobah, his staple food was rootleaf stew, supplemented by items like yarum seeds, mushroom spores, galla seeds, and sohli bark. Later in his life, due to the harsh realities of his exile, he may have occasionally supplemented his plant-based diet with small creatures found in the Dagobah swamps. Though Yoda’s species is considered carnivorous, Yoda himself seemed to lean towards vegetarianism.
https://enviroliteracy.org/animals/what-did-yoda-eat/

He ate mushroom spores but not the fruiting body.

>Yoda embodies a sustainable lifestyle. The planet Dagobah is filled with natural elements, making it an ideal location for an eco-conscious diet. For more information on sustainability and environmental awareness,
Kek. It's not like he could import beef from Australia.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.1003323 del
woke up an hour ago, can't ge tback to sleep


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003324 del
It's firing out of me.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003325 del


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.1003326 del
>>1003323
>>1003324
>>1003325
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.1003327 del


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.1003328 del
Good tip.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.1003329 del
Good Morning NEETs. Might walk alone with the ghost of time like a primitive man today.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.1003330 del
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NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.1003331 del


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.1003332 del
>>1003330
imagine the smell


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.1003333 del
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Might have something different for brekkaye.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.1003334 del
>>1003333
Thanks Wizzy. That was a good post.


NEET 05/31/2026 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.1003336 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.1003337 del
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>tfw no coffee
completely fucked, my retard past self spent almost all my money on junk food, now i can't afford necessities. Need to send a cyborg back in time to end that guy


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.1003338 del
>>1003333
Where can I buy fresh made hot pancakes in australia? Asking for a fat mate of mine who needs a treat to cheer him up because he's depressed about being obese and wasting all his money on junk food.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.1003340 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.1003341 del
>>1003337
He has ruined your life time too many times. He must pay for his crimes.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.1003342 del
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need to have a morning nap


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.1003343 del
>>1003342
You wont sleep tonight neet.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.1003344 del
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Thinking about next vidya


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.1003345 del
First of the weeks packages came. The shit i need to ventilate the laser cutter. Gonna start setting that up tonight.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.1003346 del
>>1003345
Have they posted the NUC yet?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.1003347 del
>>1003346
I decided to re-list that as soon as it comes. I wont even take it out of the packaging. Should get a 20% return on my investment.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.1003348 del
>>1003345
That is good news NEET. Keep us posted on the project please.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.1003349 del
Amaxon parcel that is due today hasn't even been scanned into the local depot.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.1003350 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.1003351 del
C'mon Karen I'm waiting for your call.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.1003352 del
>>1003347
Smart.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.1003353 del
>>1003349
Things move very slowly sometimes. You wonder what goes on at these places.
I imagine lots of Indian workers.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.1003354 del
Had my nap. Eyes have been brightened. Tail nice and bushy. Going to get up to some norty things now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.1003355 del
>>1003354
Put you pants on and keep it legal, Nordy NEET.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.1003356 del
>>1003353
I remember reading the internal staff journals/information magazine we used to get and all the pictures of the big centres were 80-90 percent Indian.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.1003357 del
>>1003356
That would explain a lot.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.1003358 del
>>1003356
As a race they are particularly suitable for box sorting tasks. Just like the African bantu negro were suitable for heavy agricultural work like cane cutting or cotton picking. Henry Ford had a interesting data table on the topic and he put jews only fit for oily work.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.1003359 del
>>1003358
Possum makes me oil his executive body after his bath, once.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.1003360 del
C


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.1003361 del
A


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.1003362 del
R


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.1003363 del
R


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.1003364 del
>>1003359
you like it, you little kike hussy


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.1003365 del
Y


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.1003366 del
N
>>1003364
fuck you you broke the magic now carryn wont call or be in a shitty mood, I hate you.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.1003367 del
>>1003358
do you have a link to this data?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.1003368 del
Trying to work out whether this weird middle age south african guy is ai generated or not.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.1003369 del
>>1003368
Everything is deep fake now and its only gonna get worse. Stick to social media where you know the person. This board will be the last place you wont get gaslighted.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.1003370 del
>>1003369
This is exactly the sort of post AI would make.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.1003371 del
>>1003366
it's time you worked up the courage to send her a dick pic, instead of trying shitty post magic


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.1003372 del
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>>1003371
how about a dick logo?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.1003373 del
>>1003372
I don't mind Dick.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.1003374 del
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Grimoires arrived


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.1003375 del
>>1003374
Nice. I wrote mine in NEET blood.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.1003376 del
DISASTER
Karen had fucked me off. She is going to part time and doesnt have time to call me anymore. Ken is gonna be my WSP mentor. This is because that NEET wrecked my post magik. Youre all responsible.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.1003377 del
gonna chuck it in


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.1003378 del
>>1003374
Very exciting.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.1003379 del
>>1003376
I am sorry about that NEET. Hopefully Ken is okay.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.1003380 del
>>1003377
Too early


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.1003381 del
>>1003376
I'm so sorry for your loss neet, I hope in time you can begin to move on with your life, just remember the fun times you had together.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.1003382 del
>>1003374
Don't do anything evil with it.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.1003383 del
>>1003377
have a nap


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.1003384 del
>>1003379
You dont understand what she means to me. That was mean of you to take her from me.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.1003385 del
>>1003376
You're spoilt for choice NEET.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.1003386 del
>>1003377
Chux it well NEET.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.1003387 del
>>1003091
Some giant boobs are posted on nido right now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.1003388 del
took a no-doz without realising how late in the day it is, i'm an idiot


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.1003389 del
might facebook stalk ken


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.1003390 del
>>1003329
There was some band where the vocalist just improvised some gibberish, and during concert he noticed the crowd singing the lyrics.

>>1003336
Never fuck with an electrician.
Looks like it's raining outside. Did he got electrocuted while shorting the place?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.1003391 del
>>1003389
What have learned about Ken so far? Is he the Barbie moofie?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.1003392 del
Spilt some gravy on my 5xl hoodie. Not gonna wash it, I need that executive street cred, when I walk into a take away place I want them to know I'm a high roller.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.1003393 del
>>1003392
You are a high roller NEET


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.1003394 del
>>1003389
whos ken?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.1003395 del
>>1003394
Probably Karen's husband.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.1003396 del
>>1003395
It all makes sense now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.1003397 del
Fixed the bike. Could have used nuros help


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.1003398 del
>>1003397
Well done NEET. Could you afford Nuro's rate?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.1003399 del
A 32 year old man had his mother, Pam, became his power of attorney to make decisions for him in a custody dispute for his child. The woman in this video is part of his legal team and his mother keeps sending multiple emails each day. I fear we could lose Pam soon.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.1003400 del
>>1003347
KYS !!!!


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.1003401 del
>>1003400
Do you think he'll get that 20% return?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.1003402 del
>>1003394
Ken is a bad person that this NEET cursed me with.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.1003403 del
cruisey is the government going to give us a bonus $850 payment sometime? I could really use one right now


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.1003404 del
>>1003403
Is Cruisey rising up through the ranks to become a government official?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.1003405 del
bath time


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.1003406 del
>>1003404
He is a sleeper agent in Russia now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.1003407 del
>>1003406
I suspected...


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.1003408 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.1003409 del
1 week since my last visit to hospital emergency


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.1003410 del
>>1003409
They miss you


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.1003411 del
>>1003409
You are looking so much healthier now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.1003412 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.1003413 del
>>1003412
Fug wrong one


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.1003414 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.1003415 del
>>1003414
Cruisey I wanna three


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.1003416 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.1003417 del
>>1003415
>>1003414
We'll have this for desert


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.1003418 del
>>1003416
>extradite used to India
Why no
<imagine the smell
Reply?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.1003420 del
>>1003419
When are you becoming PM?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.1003421 del
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>>1003414
I'll have 88. And another 14 for my waifu.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.1003422 del
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>>1003420
erh hem you mean gouverneur general 3bc513
SOOOOOOOOON


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.1003423 del
>>1003422
>3bc513
That's a lovely shade of Harlequin Green


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.1003424 del
>>1003421
You look well NEET.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.1003425 del
>>1003420
before or after the Chabad false flag

wish i could i do a poll on this site.

ok NEETs which minority are they going to do another false flag mass shooting on and blame the attack on one nation ?

<JEETs
<JEWS
<Christians
<Chinese

??????


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.1003426 del
>>1003413
For a fast food trough. Totally worth the time and effort.

>>1003414
Heh.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.1003427 del
>>1003425
I miss Cruisey's incoherent posts too.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.1003428 del
>>1003425
I was going to say Boongs, but Wizzy would just bring them back from the dead.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.1003429 del
>>1003419
All ZOG


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.1003430 del
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>>1003425
Rolling for Jeet on jew this time.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.1003433 del
Found out that Ken is into warhammer 40K


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.1003434 del
>>1003433
Probably working to pay for his hobby. I don't mean to diss 40k but why else would someone work at Max?


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.1003435 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.1003436 del
>>1003353
Pajeet just delivered it. It didn't arrive at the depot until 16:09pm in the afternoon, go out for delivery until 17:51pm in the evening, or arrive until 19:39pm in the night time.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.1003437 del
>>1003436
I enjoyed the accurate nature of the times used in this post.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.1003438 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.1003439 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.1003440 del
Butter and crackers for my bed time snack.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.1003441 del
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>>1003433
outstanding, 40k players are notoriously good looking chads


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.1003442 del
>>1003440
let me know how it goes, I've been eating peanut butter and ryebread, doesn't stop me from waking up in the middle of the night


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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.1003444 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.1003445 del
>>1003442
have a wank


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.1003446 del
Coals have burned out, time for bed. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.1003447 del
>>1003440
Don't leave crumbs in the bed this time please.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.1003448 del
>>1003446
Night.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.1003449 del
i camed


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.1003450 del
It's 9 degrees.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.1003451 del
Eating a box of Barbecue Shapes ($2 on special at Woolies) has put me in a good mood.
There must be some combination of ingredients designed to give a pleasurable effect.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.1003452 del
>>1003451
You should be sleeping the dream of the True now.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.1003453 del
>>1003452
I am living the dream of the fat.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.1003455 del
>>1003454
>borscht


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.1003456 del
"Crispy Aromatic Duck" is one of my nicknames.
The boys on the building site shorten it to CAD or Caddo.
I got sexually assaulted during an initiation hazing incident but shrugged it off. It was just banter.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.1003458 del
>>1003451
It’s the paprika.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.1003459 del
>>1003458
You know what he was eating?
Funky Hot Paprika


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.1003461 del
>>1003443
Quackers


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.1003462 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003463 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.1003464 del
just remembered i used to sleep walk and thats why my mate took the door knob off his door because i used to walk around like an evil retard with my eyes half open or whatever.
he told me i opened every cupboard and the fridge until i found a knife and then walked around with it.
one night i woke up in his sisters room with my dick in my hand because i had been sleep masturbating i guess.
literally a stones throw away from being a were rapist

another time i woke up in the middle of the night after being asleep on someones nature strip

actually i think i have memories from having a split personality but i dont know if they're real. shit like sleep walking makes me think mkultra or monarch was real and used on people.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.1003465 del
>>1003464
Sleep wanking the night away


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.1003466 del
>>1003465
it's all fun and games until you wake up with a sore ass from the sleep rapist


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.1003467 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.1003468 del
>>1003466
Sleepgapemaxing


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.1003469 del
coffee going down the hatch


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.1003470 del
wonder if 10k will play dawn of war 4 coming out. it looks so good


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.1003471 del
>>1003470
they filled the news 007 game with jeets and niggers at MI6


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.1003472 del
Good Morning NEETs. Comfy wind rattling the windows, hard to get out of bed.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.1003473 del
(101.12 KB 1238x772 anime streets.jpg)


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.1003474 del
>>1003472
Good morning NEET. Stay in bed all day. You've earned it.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.1003475 del
(1.69 MB 720x1280 yeehaw.mp4)


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.1003476 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.1003477 del


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.1003478 del
>>1003475
Livin' the dream.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.1003479 del
>>1003475
I want one.


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.1003480 del
might become my own God


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.1003481 del
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock!


NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.1003482 del
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NEET 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.1003483 del
low energy today, wish I still had peptidess, can't even remember what that was like


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.1003484 del


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.1003485 del
>>1003483
IKTF brekky is still an hour away, dont have any peptides, maybe this metamucil is the same.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.1003486 del
wanna nap, just 30 minutes of sleep and I'll be perky. There's no reason not to, haven't had anything to do for years


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.1003487 del
Who has better budget snosages, coles or woolies? Coles is cheaper.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.1003488 del
>>1003487
I find Woolies to be better.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.1003489 del
>>1003488
We should start a youtube channel reviewing this stuff. The public has a right to know. And we could make a few bucks from youtube.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.1003490 del
>>1003489
Where are the other 20 snosages, NEET?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.1003491 del
(7.46 MB 720x1280 digital money.mp4)
>>1003489
Truth is the most valuable commodity in todays world


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.1003492 del
>>1003490
kek

>>1003489
It is a saturated field. Everything has been reviewed and compared already.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.1003493 del
>>1003492
Yes but there is no NEET treats review channel for NEETs by NEETs


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.1003494 del
had some snosages and macaroni, thought it would make me sleepy, unfortunately less sleepy now. Will lie down and try and nap anyway, if it doesn't work I'll get up and do some housework


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.1003495 del
>>1003494
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.1003496 del
>>1003493
we should've gotten cheesecake neet on this back in 2018, it could've been great


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.1003497 del
>>1003496
He was quite monotone in delivery.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.1003498 del
>>1003497
a proper OG autist, not one of the malingering normies you see nowadays who are trying to steal rightful neet welfare by larping as spergs


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.1003499 del
>>1003491
Has Nuro reviewed this?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.1003500 del
>>1003498
Well said. The normies are all in on the grift now.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.1003501 del
>US politics, Iran war live updates: Trump reportedly explodes at Netanyahu in expletive-laden phone call
>“You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me.”
>“I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.”
Wonder when the 4th attempt will happen..


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.1003502 del
>>1003500
If your not a sperg doing an autismcast then your just a neurotypical normie pleb with a hobby YT channel.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.1003503 del
>>1003501
Bibi would be in jail if hamas didnt kill and kidnap some jew squatters.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.1003504 del
>>1003501
Two weeks.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.1003505 del
(6.77 MB 750x942 o6oLmg3FgMeuqFlP.mp4)


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.1003506 del
need to make 39$ last for food until friday. have a lot of pasta and two jars of pasta sauce


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.1003507 del
>>1003505
Smart kid.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.1003508 del
>>1003506
Make a big pasta and eat it in one meal and then you wont feel like eating for a week.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.1003509 del
>>1003507
He was until he decided to shake that piece of shit's hand.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.1003510 del
>>1003505
The higher your IQ the earlier in life you learn about and hate subhumans.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.1003511 del
>>1003506
I use this sheila's method to improve jar sauce: https://youtube.com/watch?v=lC_fvWlsZ2I [Embed]
If you bought a whole chook, you could shred 1/4 through your pasta, and use the other 3/4's for various meals


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1003512 del
>>1003506
Plenty of mince.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.1003513 del
>>1003512
mostly mince, some tomato and chilli and lots of oil.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.1003514 del
>>1003511
>foidtuber


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.1003515 del
>>1003514
cooking tends to be the one useful thing they're good at


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.1003516 del
>>1003511
That is a good method. I do something similar when I have the energy.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.1003517 del
>>1003515
They are okay at it but all the great chefs are men.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.1003518 del
>>1003515
She would feed you rat poison as soon as look at you


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.1003519 del
>>1003517
I dont want to be the shef for the NEET commune. That NEET with the fancy tablecloth can do it.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.1003520 del
>>1003519
We are all agreed on that.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.1003521 del
>>1003520
I would feed (You) rat poison


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.1003522 del
>>1003511
>chook
Good idea. I forgot they sell chooks.
I need to buy milk and sugar so I can make coffees, or maybe coffees are unhealthy anyway.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.1003523 del
Starving. Might just get macdonalds instead of economical food.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.1003524 del
>>1003522
What coffee do you buy? I imagine you as a instant NEET.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.1003525 del
>>1003524
Nescafe gold. I used to have a coffee machine I was given for free but it was too much effort and the taste of it wasn't very special. I have a bit of the 'tism for food and drink. Once I find the brand I like I never change it.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.1003526 del
>>1003525
Yeah me too a bit but the brands change, either they pozz the ingredients or it becomes associated with niggers, like Vegemite. There is better stuff out there, cheaper with no brown hands.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.1003527 del
>>1003526
NO ROOM FOR FOOD RACISM
ONE BRAND THE HUMAN BRAND


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.1003528 del
>>1003527
Unna
We's eatin good bush tucker that run im along the ground no like them noongar tribe who eatin grubs an lizards what come under ground


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.1003529 del
>>1003528
I prefer my lizard pan fried not just burned on a fire!


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.1003530 del
>>1003529
dont tellit to me mister neet, tellit to ya gin.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.1003531 del
>>1003530
Burned lizard, best lizard.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.1003532 del
No packages today


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.1003533 del
>>1003532
They are idle buggers.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.1003534 del
>>1003533
I need to buy more junk. Lizards, I need lizards.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1003535 del
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Promised myself I'd exercise before having lunch. Didn't exercise.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.1003536 del
>>1003528
What brand are witchity grubs?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.1003537 del
>>1003535
No exercise means no lunch.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003538 del
>>1003535
Eating is exercise NEET. Especially an executive-sized meal. All those fork reps.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.1003539 del
>>1003536
allens


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.1003540 del
might start an online grocery store for authentic aboriginal cuisine.
>Boong brand witichy grubs 25$ each. Premium abbo picked authentic & genuine bush tucka
>Free shipping to other niggers


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.1003541 del
got a lift to maccas and woolies. got big mac meal and a chook and milk. forgor sugar for cawfey


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.1003542 del
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What do you NEETs think - would he have looked better like this?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.1003543 del
>>1003541
Well done NEET. Take some sugar packets from a local cafe. They just leave them sitting there.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.1003544 del
>>1003542
>Geoege


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.1003545 del
I wonder if anybody has accidentally kicked the Pope in the face because their feet were ticklish.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.1003547 del
started crying for no reason. not even sad. wtf?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.1003548 del
Got 3 cans left of 2stds. might drink them tonight.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.1003549 del
>>1003530
Beautiful deodorant.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.1003550 del
>>1003542
>>1003544
Is Geoege the character on the right?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.1003552 del
>>1003473
They did.

>>1003481
Good sense of humorism.

>>1003486
Find something to do.
This seems an idea: >>1003489


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.1003553 del
Officeworks have had a $5 hold on my card for 8 days now, since the 26th.
They took the $1.44 I used in actual printing in a separate transaction on the 28th.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.1003554 del
>>1003553
You should submit some feedback.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.1003555 del
>>1003554
The bank will just blame officeworks and officeworks will blame the bank


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.1003556 del
>>1003555
Thanks Wizzy. Two opportunities to provide feedback, let them fight it out and report back.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.1003557 del
rice is making me sleepy, should've had some for lunch. Dunno how asians eat it all day and stay awake


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.1003558 del
Cruisey I wanna ride in this one


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.1003559 del
>>1003558
I am none too smart today...


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.1003560 del
Cruisey I wanna ice-cream afterwards


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1003561 del
>>1003560
I would have put my mouth under it and kept eating until it ran out.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1003562 del
>>1003561
Do you think you could outlast the machine producing ice-cream?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.1003564 del
>>1003562
I would try my very best.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.1003565 del
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>>1002542
Went up the bush for no reason just to patrol. Cleaned up a piece of rubbish and took this photo. Very wet and leachers everywhere. No ice cream, no cream, no soft serve. FML


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.1003566 del
>>1003564
I think you would do a good job. I am sorry for doubting you NEET.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.1003567 del
>>1003565
That fern is large.
You need some of that Simply Vanilla stuff


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1003568 del
>>1003567
I need a bistro is what I need.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.1003569 del
>>1003565
Nice fern.
t. fern haver


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.1003570 del
>>1003565
Thanks for the pic.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.1003571 del
>>1003568
Cruisey should take us all to a bixtro


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.1003572 del
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>>1003571
I can't afford the airfare to Russia.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.1003573 del
>>1003572
Wasn't he going to pick us up and drive back there?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.1003574 del
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>>1003573
I hope we all fit.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.1003575 del
>>1003574
He's been smiling ear to ear since his arrival.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.1003576 del


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1003577 del
Monk are you on holiday?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.1003578 del
>>1003577
Based Falcon wagon


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1003579 del
>>1003578
Monk is thriving.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.1003580 del
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>>1003559
>>1003574
I suspected the tracked hello kitty wagon was AI slop. But the license plate is the same.
On the other hand Russians drive on the correct side of the road usually. Or at least not how in the video. Is it mirrored perhaps?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.1003581 del
>>1003580
how the fuck do you do that anyway? Just flick the steering wheel from side to side? Its low IQ hooning, beneath any real bogan of quality.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.1003582 del
>>1003581
Excuse me?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1003583 del
>>1003580
Kruksi should be able to tell us soon.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1003584 del
Thriving.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.1003585 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l0hD3KBwoiA [Embed]


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.1003586 del
Is cruisey actually missing? Is someone keeping track of what few neets we have left? I'm never sure anymore.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.1003587 del
Cruisey fully farmed 'unagi' eel available in Japan after years of development


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.1003588 del


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.1003589 del
You need a new thread soon. Do it properly this time.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.1003590 del
>>1003586
Yep I think he's migrated to Russia, moving up through the ranks in the military. I miss him, he had a good life in Australia and gave it all up...


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1003591 del
>>1003590
He went looking for Russian women.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.1003592 del
>>1003591
I hope he finds a good, solid babushka


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1003593 del
>>1003592
She will fry him blini.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1003594 del
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Might ask my doctor about ozempac next time I'm there. This can't go on.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1003595 del
>>1003594
What about the untreated diabeetus?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1003596 del
>>1003594
Stop stuffing yourself.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.1003597 del
>>1003596
This NEET has all the answers. Put paprika on everything and you'll soon lose your appetite.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.1003603 del
I have done literally nothing all day except procrastinate and try and sleep because of bad sleep last night. Failed. Finally right as its bed time I start to do productive stuff instead of going to bed. What is wrong with me?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.1003605 del
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.1003607 del
Me and Ken are gonna be best mates


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.1003608 del
Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.1003613 del
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My work for the day is done. I am going to bed. Might take a day off tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.1003618 del
>>1003607
Karen will always be in your memory.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.1003619 del
>>1003603
Time to sleep.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.1003620 del
>>1003594
Sounds do-able.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.1003621 del
>>1003593
He's very lucky.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.1003622 del
Thicc NEET clappers.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.1003623 del
It was falling out of me.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.1003624 del
Almost there.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.1003625 del
Cruisey is in Russia


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.1003626 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.1003627 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.1003629 del
Fin.



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