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NEET General #980 - Druggy Russian NEET Shitposter Edition NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No. 1003598
Check out the other board if (You) havent already. Cruisey made some friends and they're actually kinda based. Bonus points for introducing us to new durgs, CRUISEY I WANNA TRY KROKODIL! I WANNA GET SOME METHEDRONE! who says NEETs get stuck in a rut?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.1003599 del
What does BLYAT mean?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.1003600 del
How do you smoke Crocodile?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.1003601 del
RUSSIA BEST


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.1003602 del
>no link to previous thread
One would think you do this the first time.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.1003604 del
>>1003602
I even bloody said to make the thread properly ffs


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.1003606 del
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED
>>1003603 THE OLD THRED


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.1003612 del
>>1003611
So the Russian jets have a compatible hook/arrester system and also can just land whenever they like on an enemy carrier without clearance?


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.1003614 del
[no answer]


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.1003616 del
benis


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.1003617 del
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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.1003630 del
>>1003598
Cruisey is thriving in the durg den.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.1003632 del
>>1003609
Outlook is not good for Cruisey over there.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.1003633 del
gm neetbros


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.1003635 del
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Good morning.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.1003636 del
>>1003632
Shut ur fkn hole


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.1003638 del
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Time for a morning waddle.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.1003639 del
>>1003638
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.1003640 del
>>1003638
Stay vigilant out there NEET. Constant head movement. The full 360.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.1003641 del
$3.42 left for Woolies.
Decided on:
1.25l cola $1.15
oreos $1.60
1 chuppa chup $0.65
total: $3.40


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.1003642 del
>>1003641
Do you have adequate stocks in the kitchen cupboards?
I do not want you going hungry.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.1003643 del
>>1003642
I will be okay, thank you.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.1003644 del
>>1003643
Next pay day stock up on cheap 2 minute noodles. The Aldi ones are $2 for a 5 pack. Beef flavour is good.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.1003645 del
>>1003644
I have 6 packets of Indomie hot & spicy, 2 packets of original, 5 packets of BBQ chicken flavour, and 3 packets f their chicken soup one.
I will be at Motherbat's Friday morning, returning Tuesday, so I will get a few more basics to bring back.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.1003646 del
>>1003645
Put a few extras in the trolley at the Saturday shop. She will not mind.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1003647 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Gonna get into it in a minute.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.1003648 del
>>1003647
Good morning NEET.
Quite a clever meme.


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>>1003648
I am a clever NEET. Please explain what it means and I will test you on your answer. Join the cleverNEET movement.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.1003650 del
>>1003649
I came, I saw, I conquored re-ordered so he came last


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.1003654 del
>>1003650
mostly correct, I will grant you provisional membership in the cleverNEET fraternity.


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NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.1003656 del
not enjoying snosages as much these days, used to have them for breakfast every morning


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.1003658 del
are any neets into the liminal spaces meme?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aUuWobg_R0Q [Embed]


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.1003659 del
>>1003658
This is a Baby Yoda board.


NEET 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.1003660 del
>>1003655
Me third inline.


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>>1003658
Shiban should screen this on cytube as soon as the torrent drops.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.1003662 del
>>1003661
based fingols, greatest of all the non-white countries


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.1003663 del
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Might research teh truth about mycenaean dna


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.1003664 del
>>1003662
I want to go blast a moose/elk and eat it with some fingol bros


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.1003665 del
>>1003655
When I was living in the Illawarra there was a spate of kids dropping rocks on cars from overpasses, a bit of a fad I suppose. You never hear about that these days.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1003666 del
>>1003665
They caged in all of the overpasses here after somebody got killed that way.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1003667 del
>>1003665
boongs?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.1003668 del
>>1003666
our generation had big boy fads, not like this tiktok nonsense.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.1003669 del
>>1003666
Some kid here chucked a bottle off a multi story car park and hit an old lady in the head.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1003670 del
had my morning nap, ready to start the day


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1003671 del
>>1003669
lol based


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.1003673 del
>>1003670
Good to see you're having a nice healthy breakky.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.1003674 del
might do some workforce reporting a few days early so it doesn't cloud my weekend


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.1003675 del
>>1003674
Smart plan.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.1003676 del
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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.1003677 del
I deserve more chocolate.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.1003678 del
might start smoking, give it up straight away and tell everyone how I finally beat the demon habit. Gonna get so many pats on the back and I can dunk on the NEETs with shitty will power.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.1003680 del
>>1003641
every time this happens to me I go on uber eats and search for all the stuff I'm going to binge on when I finally get my dole money


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.1003681 del
>>1003677
yes you do.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1003682 del
Hunting around my flat for 5 cent pieces so I can buy another bar of chocolate from the local milk bar. I thank the almighty for making me an autistic retard with no sense of shame or appreciation of how others see me as I waddle into the shop, drag my morbidly obese form up to the counter and count out a pile of 5 cent coins so I can feed my chocolate addiction.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.1003683 del
>>1003682
You should beg outside the shop. Tell passers by that you havent had chocolate for hours and will go into withdrawals if they dont give you their small change.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.1003684 del
>>1003682
God is great and wise. He would never give you a challenge without the courage and wisdom to overcome it.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.1003685 del
I like to do the ABC News quizzes while I’m taking a gigantic shit.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.1003687 del
>>1003686
I know Bert Flodden, he always was a clumsy spastic. God knows what he was doing handling dangerous chemicals.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.1003688 del
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Now I feel like a Sherbert.


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>>1003688
Lol, You dont look like a Sherbert. Perhaps you're psychotic, we'd better trial some medications and see if we cant manage your hallucinations.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.1003690 del
gonna chuck it in for the day


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.1003691 del
It's Olive's birthday next week. Maybe she will make a video.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.1003692 del
episode 2 was sad


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.1003693 del
>>1003692
episode 2 of what ?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.1003694 del
>>1003693
rick and morty


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.1003696 del
>>1003692
>>1003694
This season has been better than the last couple so far.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.1003697 del
Weber it is bin day tomorrow.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.1003698 del
>>1003697
thank you
-t not weber


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.1003699 del
cruisey still has my real identity


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.1003702 del
>>1003677
You've earned it!


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1003703 del
>>1003682
Keep us updated. I enjoyed this story.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1003704 del
>>1003612
No. They don't need any of that. The Russian and Chinese pilots are so rad they can just put any planes even on a helipad and intimidate all those hispanonegrid trannies with their chadness.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1003705 del
>>1003689
Oh Dr Zogbot!


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1003706 del
>>1003690
Chux it well.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.1003707 del
>>1003694
That episode was an improvement from the first.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.1003708 del
>>1003699
If he needs it, he will use it. What's the problem?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1003709 del
>>1003691
No doubt.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.1003710 del
This is how I imagine Monk as he gets older


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.1003711 del
>>1003691
>>1003709
He will deliver 🙏


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.1003712 del
Cruisey I wanna learn python
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xFu4YrHEjsk [Embed]


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1003713 del
Bad home day, durgs day.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.1003714 del
>>1003713
I think Durg would be pretty, if we got to know him more.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.1003715 del
>>1003714
*pretty chill
#Mong


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.1003716 del
>>1003715
Durg was pretty chill but his shit was fucked.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.1003717 del
>>1003712
You picked a good time, just when everyone else is leaving programming due to AI.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.1003718 del
Durg is walking down the middle of the road with no shoes. Durg has no idea what he's doing right now


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1003719 del
>>1003717
Thank you ❤️


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1003720 del
>>1003718
He's thriving.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.1003721 del
>>1003710
He'll become American?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.1003722 del
>>1003721
He will become more based with age, like our Silver Fox, Nuro.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.1003723 del
The quick silver fox whizzes past a Queensland e-bike rider fixing modern black zinc jacks by the fuzzy creek.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.1003724 del
Cruisey I wanna these nuggets


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1003725 del
might smoke WEED


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.1003727 del
>>1003725
Cruisey? Yes!


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.1003728 del
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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.1003729 del
>>1003728
that music is rather nice


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1003730 del
>>1003728
I agree with >>1003729


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.1003731 del
Going to do a mankind project weekend training in two weeks


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.1003732 del
>>1003731
Cruisey I wanna do this training too


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1003733 del
>>1003729
It's very relaxing.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1003734 del
>>1003731
You'll be the top of the class.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1003735 del
>>1003731
>Men from all backgrounds do the NWTA—gay, bi, straight, non-binary, trans.
>All ages, races, beliefs and walks of life
ick


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>>1003735
>>1003736
They're not SJW's it's just a cult for sick cunts like me and cruisey

>pic unrelated, a retarded cat meme


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1003739 del
>>1003732
You have remedial ninjutsu classes that weekend neet. You can't do both.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.1003740 del
>>1003728
Note those ridiculous arrows. It's specifically used for war. They have normal arrows they use to hunt, to get food, with those arrows they can actually hit the target. On the other hand these war arrows weren't designed for that, it's for posing.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1003742 del
Took the bins out and checked my letterbox and found a juror summons letter, luckily I have a doctors appointment next friday so Medical Certificate incoming.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1003743 del
>>1003742
That would be a gold mine of keks for us. Probably illegal for you to post about it as it happens but hey.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.1003745 del
>>1003740
They need G-Wagons to complete tha look


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.1003746 del
>>1003742
Wise NEET.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1003747 del
>>1003743
I get the impression with some of the recent juror misconduct that has come to light, that the jurors' phone and internet is actively being monitored
I've got nothing to back that up, besides magistrates being informed that juror #x googled the case
how else would they know unless they also went around running their mouths?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1003748 del
>Those instances include a WA juror posting on Facebook on day one of a murder trial, "At Perth District Court, guilty!" before being dismissed by the judge


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.1003749 del
>>1003748
Mongs are gonna mong. Cruisey's business captures this traffic.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.1003750 del
>>1003745
Basically yeah.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1003751 del
>>1003747
the monitoring they do would be lightweight. Probably some retard juror normie says to another one "I googled this and that" and because someone took their shit seriously they reported it. If you use a VPN and basic opsec then your good to go.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1003752 del
>>1003751
TiffSec 101


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.1003753 del
Tiffin has watched 12 Angry men with Henry Fonda and that one with Paul Newman. Tiffin would be an excellent juror.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.1003754 del
>>1003753
Good movie. The newer version with Gandolfini is also splendid.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.1003755 del
>>1003751
Jurors should know the accused background and previous convictions, current system is retarded.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.1003756 del
>>1003755
Perhaps we need Cruisey's new style of government.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.1003757 del
>>1003755
The allegiance of the citizen should be to the law. - Cicero


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>>1003757
The romans let their jurors take into account the accused's previous convictions and any bad character. A truly based justice system.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.1003759 del
>>1003758
Didnt you see that moofie The Verdict with Paul Newman? Jurors can decide what they like and even if the judge tells them to disregard evidence, they dont have to listen to him and dont have to give any reasoning for their verdict.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.1003760 del
Started watching teh pelicans briefs but went to bed. His underpants had not appeared an hour in.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1003761 del
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>I find the white fella guilty.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.1003762 del
How does Cruisey keep advancing in rank so quickly?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.1003763 del
>>1003762
Persistence, dedication, and respect for the state.


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Cruisey said he’ll promote me if I do the nigga jar challenge


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This is beautiful. Thomas is getting some payout for his sacrifices. Rolling for a positive High court decision tomorrow.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.1003767 del
>>1003765
what would happen if you ate half a kilo of sugar?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.1003768 del
Bed. Night


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.1003769 del
Generating Furry Porn with AI.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.1003770 del
>>1003769
No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.1003771 del
>>1003770
I did click the Spoiler button, figguit


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.1003773 del
ate 1 1/2 bowls of patza wif sors


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.1003774 del
>>1003773
I was saving those for later.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.1003776 del
I am watching another YouTube #1 songs compilation.
The number of truly awful songs Paul McCartney managed to get to number 1 on the charts in the 70s and 80s is astonishing.
I do not understand it.


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.1003779 del
>>1003777
Accurate. Thanks, Wizzy.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.1003780 del
Decided to stream The Lost City of Z on this Saturday at 7pm AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003781 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003782 del
>>1003780
Thank you.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.1003783 del
snosages trailing from your basket whilst a little dog nips at your heels


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.1003784 del
The bins have to go out this morning Weber.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.1003785 del
>>1003784
I see.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.1003786 del
gm neets, might go out to a bakery, buy some stuff for breakfast then go back to sleep


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.1003787 del


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.1003788 del
>>1003786
Get me the ham and pineapple mini pizza and the apple turnover please.
Quiz them about their cream status please. No mock cream.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.1003789 del
a lot (alot) to do today


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.1003790 del
>A Restore Britain Government, with the British people's approval, would put Vickrum Digwa to death.
based


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.1003791 del
should've had some pudding slop for breakfast, a big bowl of custard, with chocolate mousse layered on top, some sponge cakes or maybe swill roll


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.1003792 del
Nightmares about Japanese imperial carriers


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.1003793 del
>>1003791
I had choc chip pancake cake with berry topping


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.1003794 del
>>1003793
I found out they've stopped making trifle in coles and woolies. This is the absolute end of wersern civilisation


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.1003795 del
>>1003789
What is on the agenda NEET?
Big shopping expedition?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.1003796 del
>>1003791
>swill rolls
My exact body type.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.1003797 del
>>1003794
It is just a Christmas thing I think. It will be back.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.1003798 del
>>1003792
There is no need to worry NEET, a couple of good torpedo hits and they will be on the bottom of the ocean.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.1003800 del
>>1003795
Got dressed ✅
Bins ✅
Breakfast ✅
Started burning DVDs for Motherbat ✅
Undressed ✅😬
Pooing ✅
Re-dress ❌
Dishes ❌
Workforce Reporting ❌
Mow front lawn ❌
Pack clothes and toiletries ❌
Gather tools for her jobs ❌
Check tyre pressure ❌
Shave ❌
Shower ❌
Club dinner ❌
Club meeting (might skip) ❌


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.1003801 del
>>1003799
Thats the punchline.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.1003802 del
>>1003800
You need to put my bins out too. It's your turn.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.1003803 del
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had a wierd dream about a creature, looked sorta like pic. Poor thing was retarded and unwanted.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.1003804 del
I'm glad that Pete has a new blak gf, a bit of positivity would go a long way in his life.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.1003805 del
>>1003803
That's not a wombat.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.1003806 del
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>>1003804
Cruisey is taking me to meet mine this weekend


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.1003807 del
>>1003789
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.1003808 del
>>1003800
I enjoyed this list update. Thank you.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.1003810 del
>>1003798
It was a variant of the classic hands don't work/rifle doesn't work, but with dive gear and drowning. Great way to start my day.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.1003811 del
>>1003800
Big day.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.1003812 del
>>1003810
You did not do the proper maintenance on that rifle. No wonder it didn't work.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.1003813 del
>>1003800
Busy day.
>Club meeting
you better go because we want a full report please.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.1003814 del
Wondering if roald dahl's novel the witches about demonic beings pretending to be women and turning kids into mice is really an anti-trans allegory about trannies on their crusade to mutilate little kids


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.1003815 del
>>1003803
>Poor thing was retarded and unwanted.
/ausneets/


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.1003816 del
>>1003806
take my pet kitler there too please, he needs to get out and make friends


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1003817 del
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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.1003818 del
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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.1003820 del
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Good Morning NEETs

It appears i am always ahead of the curve....


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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.1003823 del
>>1003820
WTF is this space age plumbing amenity?


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.1003824 del
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Somebody explain this


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.1003825 del
>>1003813
Might show Rude Alan my kirpan


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.1003826 del
>>1003824
Such things are beyond me.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.1003827 del
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>>1003824
My binary trees wear style like this


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.1003828 del
>>1003827
That outfit looks good.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.1003829 del
>>1003825
He was not rude. You trauma dumped on him.


NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.1003830 del
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NEET 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.1003831 del
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Need to learn more history through memes


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.1003833 del
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NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.1003834 del
Lets play a game NEET. The name of the game is called "Where's my packages?"


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.1003835 del
I'm going to play a different game, my game is called "now that I've got my dole payment what junk food am I going to binge on next?"
Can be a multiplayer game


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.1003836 del
might shit my pants and claim foul play


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.1003837 del
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>>1003835
Junk food is bad for you, better drop in and consult my large range of bottles at low, low prices.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.1003838 del
>>1003834
Same place mine is, still coming.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.1003839 del
>>1003834
Are you the NEET expecting the NUC?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.1003840 del
>>1003837
Thanks Dan.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.1003841 del
At cenno


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.1003842 del
Weber / monk is this VPS deal really lifetime? I want to get a exectutive sized VPS
> 117$ for 100gb storage australia based VPS
>deal might double storage


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.1003844 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.1003845 del
>>1003844
It could be foul play but perhaps only in some ridiculous circumstance and shitting your pants is a serious affair, where the rubber meets the road as it were, those skid marks undoubtedly came from you.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.1003846 del
>>1003841
Can you pickup my $750 bonus please.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.1003847 del
I just used a box of Japanese "Golden Curry" to flavour a beef stew.
It was vile. Nasty flavours in there that are still with me now.
It came highly recommended. I should not have listened. Cost $5.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.1003848 del
>>1003847
Was the meat okay to begin with?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1003849 del
>>1003848
Yes. Nice-looking slab of chuck.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.1003850 del
>>1003849
Chuck is mince isnt it? What's wrong with salt and pepper for stuff that should taste nice naked?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.1003851 del
>>1003850
I should not have got adventurous and tried to produce something foreign. You are right. You are always right.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.1003852 del
>>1003851
Brown cuisine tends to overcompensate for rotten ingredients. Asian spices are known to come from a heritage of covering the strong flavors of foodstuffs that White western cuisine doesnt recognize as edible. Things like cats, rats, dogs and insects. Stick to normal food that emphasizes the way the meat is cooked and simple garden embellishments like tomatos and lettuce.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.1003853 del
>>1003852
I am not going to deny that I like a nice flavourful sauce and some rice to soak it up.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.1003854 del
>>1003853
Are you a nigger? Use salt and not too much


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.1003855 del
>>1003852
>Things like cats, rats, dogs and insects.
Fuck that would make a terrible meal when ordered as a combination.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.1003856 del
I read a /pol/ greentext that when american negros claim that "wypio don season thay food" they mean use this one brand of combination salt, and in enormous quantities.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.1003857 del
>>1003846
I collected your bonus and I have taken the liberty of donating it to a charity on your behalf
the charity is the boys
the boys is me, and i will use it all to binge in one go


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.1003858 del
>>1003850
>Chuck is mince isnt it?
no


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.1003859 del
>>1003858
What the fuck is chuck?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.1003860 del
>>1003859
It sounds similar to Chux.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.1003861 del
Who is chuck


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.1003862 del
>The High Court has refused the interlocutory injunction sought by the White Australia Party in M50/2026.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.1003863 del
You can't fux the chux


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.1003865 del
You can't suck the chuck


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1003866 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.1003867 del
Feeling spooky and moody. Might go to the cemetery.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.1003868 del
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Parcel man been.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.1003869 del
>>1003867
Bring me back a skeleton please.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.1003870 del
getting very angry with AI again


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.1003871 del
>>1003869
one mummy please, and a hot vampire goth girl


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.1003872 del
>>1003868
Good Ryxen?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.1003873 del
>>1003868
Which neet has the largest vram in his gpu? I need to use your computer for my ai work. Monk said I could.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.1003874 del
>>1003873
You the MonkAI cloud.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.1003875 del
>>1003873
>>1003874
*You need.
Plus Monk Fabric, soon to be announced.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.1003876 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.1003877 del
>>1003868
they look reasonably priced
what is the specs on your build?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.1003878 del
>>1003842
if you're not going to miss the $117, go for it


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.1003879 del
>>1003820
>light from the back
How do they read?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.1003880 del
>>1003777
Endless money glitch.

>>1003782

>>1003806
She looks like Greter.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.1003881 del
>>1003801
Her employer sacked her and issued a statement condemning her this afternoon.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.1003882 del
>>1003881
They need to hire more responsible people like Joslin McCormick.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.1003883 del
haven't eaten any fruit or vegies in days, thinking of going on a maccas run to get some apple pies, fruit at least


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.1003884 del
>>1003883
Sounds like you're on the path of victory. Picked me up a few please


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.1003885 del
>>1003877
Ryzen 5 5600GT 3.6 GHz (max 4.6GHz)
Corsair 650 watt modular power supply
DDR4 32GB Corsair Vengeance 3200MHz Ram (got that on sale from amazon uk)
2 X Western Digital Black 1 TB 3.5inch HDD's (already had these from an old pc)
Thermalright Royal Pretor 130 Ultra cpu Air Cooler
The motherboard has intergrated graphics with the cpu I got so no need for separate graphics card.
still need to get a couple of fans and a case.
So far spent just over 700 so maybe another 100 for a case and I'm done.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1003886 del
ate some paztah and had a shower now i am a fresh comfy NEET


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.1003887 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.1003888 del
>>1003885
Good build NEET.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1003889 del
>>1003883
Go to the shops tomorrow and buy a couple of bananas and 2 apples and a mandarin or two neet.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1003890 del
>>1003885
>32GB
getting ram in this day and age is like getting toilet paper back during the pandemic


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.1003891 del
>>1003888
Thanks neet
>>1003890
Thats why I went with a ddr4 build ddr5 ram is too expensive.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1003892 del


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>>1003885
>Ryzen 5 5600GT 3.6 GHz (max 4.6GHz)
>3.6 niigga hurts
>3.6 in 2026

Fucks sake i built this up 5 years ago and that shit was already 5 years old....

I love Apple silicon (metal) and AMD's new spark architecure. X86 days are numbered... all we need is goddam penguin bros to get linux running on with full suport and i am done with gayteesix

been wanting to buy a macbook M1/M2 for ages and run Asahi linux on it but it still ain ready.....shieeeeeet i was almost going to image my main linux desktop disk and just run it as a VM inside a Mac NEO as silicoon is just so damn good and on a such a tiny 3nm node


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.1003894 del
>i built this up
fogot screenshot, just got pizza out of oven and was distracted with what sauce to use.... the answer is the shitter the pizza the higher chance of worchestire sauce....


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.1003895 del
>>1003893
fuck off retard
sin bin


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.1003896 del
>>1003880
are we watching a moofie this weekend?


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>>1003895
Woooooooah thats such a solid argument you got there hothead... i am going to have to sit down and think about things for a while


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.1003898 del
>>1003894
>6GB VRAM
I expected more from you, at least 48gb. With 6gb you can only run the most retarded of local models, totally unsuitable for generating porn. You are truly a ramlet.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.1003899 del
>>1003896
why on earth why cant we have a simple poll based off the last few days suggestions ??

enytime i suggest something to shibs he is like coool... we have an open spot in 6 weeks we will screen it then..... bullshit allready forgot about it by then.... lets figure this shit out couple of days before. That way we can even watch cams of new releases no matter how much they suck. Example we all should have watched Oppenheimer together as soon as the first decent cam dropped, not waiting fucking months for the actual 1080p to drop

moofies are fun an communal and its waay better to get together and watch the current thing and pretend we are in the cinema together rather than watching some drab euro film that was organised months ago


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NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.1003901 del
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went out the back of the cemetery and it was quite a way when i realised i dropped my water bottle out of my webbing and had to hustlemaxx back to the start and lucky i found it because its the only one i got with decent colorways and its got my dna and fingerprints all over it but i found it and got creeped out coming through the burial ground because theres solar fairy lights here and there that make the place look eerie but i guess thats the fashion these days to poxx everything up with electronic junk and thats what i am thinking while i had a cool drink looking at clown world cemetery right in the spooky darg bush 10/10 will go there again with intent


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.1003902 del
>>1003901
Good pixtures.

>but i guess thats the fashion these days to poxx everything up with electronic junk
Everyone loves a good chinky bargain


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.1003903 del
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>>1003898
i gifted the ud card to ded bosses son as he needed it more than i did and IMHO kocal agents are schitzo paranoid meme, if i can make some gigantic asshole like Sam Altman lose money by processsing tokens with cheqyes they cannot cash i will


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.1003904 del
>>1003899
I love moofies nights, except when i hate the moofie. That would happen less if Shiban put on stuff that conformed more to my tastes. He would get better attendance if he put something on that was anticipated. Also to be fair you never show up.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.1003905 del
>>1003903
Just how much AI shit are you doing?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.1003906 del
>>1003905
A prompt for the Silver Fox costs the AI model tokens.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.1003907 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.1003908 del
>>1003881
where did she work? I bet it was one of those places that has the abo commie pledge of allegiance at the end of every email.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.1003909 del
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>>1003901
hey hey yoo tiffmeister
>my DNA and Fingerprints
Dezzie/10
>>1003904
>you never show up
my previous post basicallly explained why, we need a faster selection process so we can watch the hot new thing so we can bitch about it online with the rest of the cool kids
>>1003905
>>1003906
juat dabbling to stay somewhat relevant and mainly use grok imagine as i puchased an Elon pass gold account


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.1003910 del
>>1003909
>Elon pass gold
Does it let you create racist content?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.1003911 del
>>1003910
We could get back Joslin McCormick.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.1003912 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.1003913 del
>>1003868
Are you planning to deblob the IME? or at least try?

https://github.com/corna/me_cleaner/


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.1003914 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.1003915 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.1003916 del
Cruisey I wanna join now!
https://www.androgenicprotocol.com/


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.1003917 del
I hope Cruisey had a good day at work today and was rewarded.


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NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.1003919 del
>>1003918
>And I think they're smart enough
Lost interest there.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.1003920 del
honestly possums are smarter than boongs, they can even use trains


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.1003921 del
>>1003920
Cute little niggers. I am off to bed. Expecting more packages tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.1003922 del
Going to stand up to cruisey on monday morning and demand an explanation for his rude behaviour


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.1003923 del
>>1003921
Good night PackageNEET.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.1003924 del
fuck, can't sleep, did things I shouldn't have done today, but it's still fucked that i can't sleep


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>>1003899
>>1003904
ProjectionistNEET projected all the movies with rating over 7 (and some below) on Womboflix. And the fellas was generally unhelpful when selecting movies. So that's that, I pick what I pick. The other possible one was picrel.

>>1003914
Speaker factory Warsaw?

>>1003915
Caramel?


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.1003926 del
I don't like to suggest any movies because then I feel responsible if no-one comes or if the NEETs don't like the movie. It is too much anxiety.

I don't know if the NEETs would like to watch Hagrid in Cracker. It is a good series.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105977/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_5_in_0_q_cracker


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.1003927 del
These Amorette mandarins are very good. Much better than the imperial.


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NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.1003929 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.1003930 del
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I know that you are like this Pidge.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.1003931 del
>>1003738
I thought about this kot image today.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.1003933 del
>>1003932
There is no shame any more.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.1003934 del
>>1003933
The stigma is gone.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.1003935 del
Cruisey still hasn't wished me a Happy Pride Month 😔


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.1003936 del
>>1003925
Um mate that is a pajeet moofie.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.1003937 del
>woke up
>went to the toilet
>looked on phone for an hour
>got out if bed
Good morning NEETs


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.1003938 del
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Good Morning NEETs

This sure aint feeling like a friday....


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.1003939 del
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Last Pixxa out of the freexer for tonight.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.1003940 del


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.1003941 del
>>1003939
Two slixes please.


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.1003942 del
gonna go back to sleep


NEET 06/04/2026 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.1003943 del
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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.1003945 del
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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.1003946 del
Abused the pharmacist for calling me an alcoholic in the line.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.1003947 del
>>1003946
Fuck them neet, I wouldn't be going back there again


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.1003948 del
I am going to boycott this board untill Weber's permaban for sticking up for that poor NEET that Nuro bullied is lifted.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.1003949 del
>>1003946
That sounds like a terrible experience. You should come in-store and pick up some delightful refreshments!


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.1003950 del
>>1003948
Which ban ID is it. One of the mods said they gave him a 300 second timeout, which I think was uncalled for.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.1003951 del
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got paid 422$
after took out all but 160$


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.1003952 del
what's the highest gi food you can get?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.1003953 del
>>1003948
can someone explain which neets we are missing? We seem to lose a new one every day. I can't keep track.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.1003954 del
>>1003951
you need to get on the dsp, first class neetdoom, $1400 dole payments


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.1003955 del
>>1003954
I am on DSP. I get weekly payments but Im such a mong I still live like a skellie


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.1003956 del
>>1003952
glucose, retard


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.1003957 del
>>1003953
just cruisey. That was tiffin


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.1003958 del
>>1003957
Cruisey's career is thriving.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.1003959 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1003960 del
>>1003957
Ignore that larping retard, he is a drama queen.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.1003961 del
>>1003959
Inaccurate GM


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.1003962 del
>>1003960
If I wasnt boycotting this board I would reply to that.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.1003963 del
Might get a feed from somewhere and lick up my pills or something


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.1003964 del
>>1003959
gm neet
>>1003963
lick mine too please


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.1003965 del
garn local malaysian chinky to get some chicken curry, would you neets like anything?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.1003966 del
>>1003965
Get me a full health department report, including e-coli screenings, for that malaysian chinky please.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.1003967 del
>>1003965
One bowl of rice please.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.1003968 del
>>1003965
the owners' heads on pikes


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.1003969 del
>Future anthropologists will say that pepper grinders were a 21st measure of status and wealth. Families would display their wealth by buying as large a pepper grinder as possible.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.1003972 del
tossed the ole pigskin at my son too hard and the sonic boom tore his arms and legs off


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.1003973 del
>>1003972
It's the only way he will learn.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.1003974 del
>>1003970
>>1003969
I stick my penis in mine and do a little self CBT with the grinder when I can't afford a professional


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.1003975 del
>>1003974
I just put a glad bag (can't afford frangers) on the end and ram it up my bum with a bit of olive oil


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.1003976 del
Have any neets had long covid?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.1003977 del
>>1003976
I haven't even had the short one.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.1003978 del
>>1003976
Got long benis xD


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.1003979 del
I need more Quintessence. Might look for some for sale on ebay.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.1003980 del
>>1003979
You silly boong. Quints are 464 posts away.


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.1003982 del
crackers and cheese for this NEET


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.1003983 del
eatyba kebab with chibs b4 buyed a chiken 2


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.1003984 del
>>1003983
based as fuck


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.1003985 del
>>1003982
The premium biscuits?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.1003986 del
>>1003985
If it's not Jatz and Cracker Barrel (black) he jorkin he peanuts


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.1003987 del
>>1003985
No the coles brand savoys. Premium blue vein cheese though.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.1003988 del
>>1003986
I prefer the coles brand as it has less salt and is a tougher cracker.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.1003989 del
>>1003987
disgusting
vile
shamefur


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.1003990 del
>>1003988
>less salt
clinically insane


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.1003991 del
Cruisey paid me $16 (no residuals) for the Trivago advert and now it's showing on every channel and every ad break :(


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.1003993 del
emailed someone i said i was going to try to read a book today but didn't.
coulda woulda shoulda but didn't
my sleep has been just'd so nah


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wondering whether my jowls are the result of weight gain, water retention, or the collagen in my face failing. hopefully not the latter


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.1003995 del
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>>1003976
we don't believe in any of that malarkey round here m8


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.1003996 del
>>1003995
Thanks Trev.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.1003997 del
>>1003991
How did you spend it?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.1003998 del
>>1003997
a 4 pack cider with a shopper docket


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.1003999 del
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>Looking at movies from 1998, realising it was no longer just a few years ago


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.1004000 del
>>1003999
Ben & Casey Affleck never picked me up in their bombed out car after that dumb bitch Minnie Driver got me to do her homework at the coffee shop


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1004002 del
>>1003982
Having Jalapeno Garlic And Parsley dip on olive bread. Nuro tier flavourtown. This morning I literally lacked a reason to live, now I have tasted one.


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1004004 del
>>1003998
Good choice NEET.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004005 del
>>1003995
Yet neets feel entitled to claim DSP based on anxiety, depression, ADHD and asthma.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004006 del
>>1004002
True destination Flavourtown


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004007 del
>>1004005
>asthma
Real?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.1004008 del
>>1003936
Yes, so? We watched pajeet movies before.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.1004009 del
>>1004007
kek, get a claim in lad


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.1004010 del
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Finally fitted the new cooking bench top. Its highly conductive Aluminium not aircraft grade. It replaces the plastic tablecloth. I wont be reusing that.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.1004011 del
>>1004010
SHANTYCORE


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.1004012 del
>>1004010
Good+Grim


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.1004013 del
might put the new hose link on the gerni and go blast some wallaby turds


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.1004014 del
>>1004010
Excellent work NEET.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.1004015 del
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>>1004012
Its not that bad. I have a mike and the bread maker too. Plus the bbq.
THis pic is from a summer cook up


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.1004016 del
>>1004013
>go blast some wallaby turds
The new lingo you durggies come up with amazes me. Don't overdo it.


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.1004018 del
>>1004015
Are those literal soy beans?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.1004019 del
>>1004013
oh the new hoselink you poo-pooed?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.1004020 del
>>1004015
Very summer BBQ areas, Warnie.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.1004021 del
Imagine not having a cooking bench top that can double as an f16 fuselage in a crisis. Some of you neets have no concept of being war ready.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.1004022 del
>>1004021
Imagine not cooking your dindins in the afterburner on your jet.
t. Ghost of Cordon Bleau


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.1004023 del


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1004024 del
>>1004015
When are we getting an invite to come around?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1004025 del
>>1004018
Endame!
>>1004019
Its hard to put on, wants to cross thread itself and hurt my hands.
>>1004020
Yeah good times, theres slimy moss all over everything now.
>>1004024
NEET up at your crib not mine.

Blasted a bit of the moss. Hose didnt pop off. Got wet, raining, dark, cold and hungry. might burn some wood.


IDK NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.1004026 del
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I plumb the depths


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.1004027 del


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.1004028 del
>>1004026
Angela White hit the wall


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.1004029 del
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>Ninjutsu, The Art Of The Invisible Warrior
>Health, vitality, and vibrant life are all integral parts of the warrior tradition, and an awareness of one’s health is consistent with the overall training concept embodied in the ninjutsu combat method. Indeed, the first step toward mastery of self-protection skills is a working understanding of how to protect oneself from oneself.
Deep ninja philosophy here. I have found the path, I have only to walk it. Well, waddle it.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.1004030 del
>>1004029
Just glorified fat karate.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.1004031 del
>>1004029
Waddle it well NEET.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.1004032 del
>>1004030
Wait there's more:
>In contemporary society there are so many tempting and alluring habits, foodstuffs, chemicals, conveniences, and diversions that it is not at all difficult to find oneself led astray from a life of health, strength, and proper protection of the self. >Soon both mental and physical health can be in a state of ruin without our awareness of the gradual process. If an individual is constantly sucking in clouds of nicotine-laden smoke, pulling in nosefuls of
chemical dust for recreation, indulging in unbalanced eating and drinking habits, and looking for all the shortcuts to avoid physical action or taking on physical training routines that are detrimental to the body, it is absurd for him to study self-defense against external attackers.
>This person’s most dangerous enemy is himself.
I have met the enemy, and he is one lazy fat fuck.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.1004033 del
>>1004029
Ninjitsu is more of a vibe anyway. Thats what they mean by vibrant life. If you can vibe like a ninja, you are mostly there.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.1004034 del
>>1004032
If it doesnt have a chapter on peptides and ninja supps then its no longer relevant.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.1004035 del
>>1004034
>chapter on peptides
Looksmaxing is key


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.1004037 del
>>1004036
My exact body type.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.1004038 del
>>1004037
What did you have / get for dinner?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.1004039 del
Getting pixxa again. This time added avocado and chilli to my supreme


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.1004040 del
Might put my superannuation into spacex


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.1004041 del
>>1004039
True pixxa supreme


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.1004042 del
Most of us/you should be dead
It’s what the world wants and is best for universal


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.1004045 del
Made some chickpea and potato sloppa based on youtube recipe. Didn't turn out crispy, but at least it was reasonably healthy and tasty: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tpyeNGsMpHo [Embed]


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.1004046 del
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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.1004048 del
>>1004046
Shut up Anus


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.1004049 del
>>1004045
I only watch the chonky tatties girl in jewyube


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.1004050 del
How many of our execs are jolly?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.1004051 del
>>1004045
Looks tasty.


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>>1004046
A lot of fat guys are big personality extroverts though, so he kind of has a point. I'm a miserable obese introverted shut-in, but I think I'm a minority.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.1004053 del
>>1004036
>has no time for cooking
<spends all his time on eating


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.1004054 del
Got dogged.
Stuck my neck out to help one of the work mongs, dogged by the very same mong. Not good.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004055 del
>>1004047
Neigh.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004056 del
>>1004053
Simple as.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004057 del
>>1004054
No good deed goes unpunished NEET.
You still did the right thing. Be proud of yourself.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.1004058 del
>>1004054
Throw some used Chux at him next week.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.1004059 del
>>1004054
Cruisely? I will avenge! Tell me who kill


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.1004060 del
>>1004054
It's a mong dog eat mong dog world mate.


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.1004062 del
>>1004054
Dogs are cursed. Stay away from him in the future.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.1004063 del
Ground Control to Major Cruisey.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.1004064 del
>>1004063
For here
Am I sitting in a shit can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is poo
And there's nothing I can do


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.1004065 del


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.1004066 del
the chilli and avocado wasnt worth it. pixxa was still good though


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.1004067 del
>>1004066
It just wasn't the vibe.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.1004068 del
Cruisey I wanna go to Pixxa Express


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.1004069 del
Cruisey I wanna her to DJ at my next party.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.1004070 del
Playing dungeons and dragons with my only friend, an llm called qwen3. It's a little bit retarded if I'm honest, but I'm having fun.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.1004071 del
>>1004070
Destroy the LLM and ask it to celebrate with you


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.1004072 del
>>1004068
>peasant food
It's bread, tomato and cheese. With couple of basil leaves. So it is.

>>1004069
She's doing good job.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.1004073 del
>>1004070
Are you the DM?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.1004074 del
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>>1004073
No, I'm being the party


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.1004075 del
>>1004074
What character you roll with?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.1004077 del
Not sure what I wanna do tomorrow. Will be dreaming of packages and deep fried schnitties. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.1004078 del
Just saw a UFO


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.1004079 del
I think I have too much cortisol. When I was on the prednisolone i felt fantastic.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.1004080 del
I bet he rolls a tortle assassin.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.1004081 del
I think my fridge is ruining my life, it comes on in the middle of the night and wakes me up


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.1004082 del
shit, giles from buffy just died


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.1004086 del
>>1004081
If it's running in the middle night, why isn't it running outside?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.1004087 del
>>1004082
Xander already deda, me thinks.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.1004088 del
Yeah. March 20.
Will the whole cast go this year?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.1004089 del
Is this board is censored in Russia?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.1004090 del
>>1004088
Cast casts one last act of big sleepa


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.1004091 del
>>1004089
Yes.

>>1004090
The First is getting at them.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.1004092 del
>>1004081
could you clean the dust off the coils on the back? it would come on less often if it can shed heat more effectively


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.1004093 del
>>1004091
All I know about Russia is about its KFC situation


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.1004094 del
Burger King is still open there though...


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.1004095 del
>>1004094
My sides, was not expecting that


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.1004096 del
Got expelled from Hogwarts for raping an owl :(


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.1004097 del
>>1004096
You have to go on a mission to find Cruisey. I think he's a DJ now


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.1004098 del
>>1004097
Sounds like a job for Detergent Jones and Sgt Crooksey.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.1004099 del
>>1004098
Yes good plan. But Kroksi is now a Major


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.1004100 del
>>1004099
The Ethnic robbed him of his essence again.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004101 del
>>1004100
I can't wait to see the baby celebration post with love from Russia.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.1004102 del
>>1004093
This is a good song and informative too


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absolute bullshit


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1004104 del
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Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.1004106 del
>>1004104
I luv Geoerge


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.1004108 del
>>1004107
it's bullshit that harpoons are regulated as firearms here


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NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.1004111 del
>>1004110
Can we get a lollipop soyjack?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.1004112 del
>>1004110
How did the media know the registered address of the vehicle? Is somebody at motor vehicles breaching privacy regulations? Why wasn't the lollypop homosexual cited for damaging the vehicle?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004113 del
>>1004112
>Why wasn't the lollypop homosexual cited for damaging the vehicle?
It's Pride Month. Cruisey or Kruski hasn't wished me a happy one yet.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.1004114 del
❤️


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.1004115 del
>>1004110
Maybe accident be didn't see it.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.1004116 del
>>1004113
priDEMONth
make u think


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.1004119 del
Good morning neets. Slept well. Bright eyed and bushy tailed for once. Big day of adventure planned.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004120 del
>>1004119
Good morning. Which bakery are you heading to?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.1004121 del
>>1004120
The one with the quality supreme pidser slices. Spicy and covered with capsicum and olives.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.1004122 del
>>1004121
Sounds nice. Get me the ham and pineapple please. Make sure they pick one with lots of cheese.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.1004123 del
>>1004121
I want a pepper steak pie and 5 scones


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.1004124 del


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1004125 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_qqvdOwoN-Y [Embed] listening to this recently, it was the favourite song of serial killer herb baumeister. a man of taste it would seem


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.1004126 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Why do i dream of things lost rather than things gained?


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.1004127 del


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.1004128 del
Walk ✅
Breakfast ✅
Brush teef ✅
Dentist appointment ✅
No issues at dentist ✅


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.1004129 del
>>1004126
gmn NEET, i love this one


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.1004130 del
>>1004128
Good dental news.


NEET 06/05/2026 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.1004131 del
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Good Morning my LittleNEETpies

t. The Nurо


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.1004132 del
>>1004130
Hopefully it continues into the future


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.1004134 del
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Goon Morning Neets


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.1004135 del


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.1004136 del
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kawasaki has come out with a new 2 stroke fr the first time since about 2005. the kx327 is 327ccs and fuel injected with electric start. weight is 233lbs but it's unclear whether this weight is a wet weight that includes fuel or not


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1004137 del
>>1004136
Would suit you.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.1004138 del
>>1004136
Can it handle a 150kg executive rider?


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.1004140 del
>>1004138
bet it would, you wouldn't have a problem with your feet reaching the ground in the event of a topple


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.1004141 del
>>1004140
mudguard would be rubbing on the rear tyre the whole time


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.1004142 del
>>1004139
Felt a little sick on the third one.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.1004143 del
>>1004138
Asking for a mate with a bit of a dad bod?


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.1004144 del
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NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.1004145 del
>>1004142
I'm not even sure how it is anatomically possible.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.1004146 del
lads here would get a huge self esteem boost by ripping a dirtbike around the neighbourhood. that confidence boost shouldn't be restricted to boongs and criminals


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.1004147 del
>>1004145
The human body is amazing in that respect.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.1004148 del
Is this Rick?


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.1004149 del
I had a dream I was swimming in the ganges river.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.1004150 del
>>1004149
You could make a raft with all the bodies floating past.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.1004151 del
>>1004149
well and truly up shit creek


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.1004152 del
>>1004150
And all the bodies will be laying face down so I can sodomize them as we float down the river.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.1004153 del


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.1004154 del
>Philly Cheese Stack, Medium meal, Fanta no ice.
Not enough onions. Overall it was okay to order once.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.1004155 del
>>1004154
You need to always order a large meal


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1004156 del
>>1004155
I need to hold back on the feed for the pixxa tonight. Small decisions add to me consuming more pixxa.

Also the burgah was upside the box, so I knew it was from the northern hemisphere specifically the UK (?)
https://www.mcdonalds.com/au/en-au/newsroom/article/maccas-pulls-off-the-ultimate-international-menu-heist.html


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.1004157 del
>>1004154
>Philly Cheese Stack
Cruisey, I want a philly cheese steak, in fact I want to go to an all you can eat philly cheese steak sizzlers.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.1004158 del
>hungry jack's now has krispy kreme glazed donuts
I swore I'd given up on fast food. Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In!


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.1004159 del
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>>1004157
>>1004158
You've had enough fast food neet, all you will be getting for the next week is vegetables.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.1004160 del
>>1004156
I want a mad cow burger


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.1004161 del
paid for cult group and some afterpay debt. i am in the clear for a week with 160 left for food. already buyed smokes :)


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1004162 del
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NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.1004163 del
>>1004161
>paid for cult group
Do they sing any good songs?


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.1004164 del
>>1004162
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.1004165 del
>>1004161
>cult group
What is that NEET?


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.1004166 del
>>1004161
>160 left for food.
Spluge time.


NEET 06/06/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.1004167 del
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>>1004165
The new Harry Potter club



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