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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No. 1004745
We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

OLD: >>1003598
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:58.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.1004747 del
How does he do it?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.1004748 del
Did some mong just delete our thread?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.1004749 del
>>1004745
my bed is in front of my computer, I'm about to lie down and watch youtube videos to help me fall asleep


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1004750 del
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Interestingly, ufc fighters often sleep 10 hours a day plus naps while at training camp undergoing intense training for an upcoming fight.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.1004751 del
>>1004748
I think we should go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.1004752 del
His pill is rolled under the bed or something.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004753 del
How did I get here? Who are you people?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004754 del
>>1004753
Stop shit stirring tiffin


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.1004755 del
At least we dont have to get epilepsy from that stale jank pepe. I like this one way better.


NEET Board owner 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.1004756 del
I have unmodded tiffin who was deleting quite a lot of spam.
Also today someone said the captcha was too hard so I made it easier even though everyone should be on the VIM list.
Feel free to send me an email if you want. We might need another mod anyway to delete the spam.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.1004757 del
Package delivery restarts tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.1004760 del
All right.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.1004761 del
Found a wicked deal on marketplace for 400$ maybe worth more than 1000$
3 screens, keyboard, mouse, a few of those smart home phones, a bar fridge, a microwave and a 14th gen intel dell PC.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.1004762 del
>>1004761
Must buy. You can never know what they are good for.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.1004763 del
>>1004761
That might be okay if you need those things and would use them.
A waste if you would just add it to the junk pile though. Think carefully.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.1004764 del
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.1004766 del
>>1004762
Why did you ban him shibs? He might be innocent. Maybe not?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.1004767 del
>>1004766
He is not. I left the post up on purpose, this guy whom Tiffin mistook Pidge with.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.1004768 del
>>1004767
Oh fuck this retarded nonsense man. The NEETs can be so dramatic. GN shibs.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.1004769 del
>>1004768
Well, good night.
However - because there's always one however.
Some of what he was saying makes more sense now. UA is not a unqiue identifier but based on the combination of device/OS/browser. Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
So Tiffo said only IGA uses emojis and here they are >>1004764 , but Pidge too, except only specific ones.
I think Tiffo saw the gif as OP image and made it furious for he is autistic it wasn't seizure inducing tho, we slow down every animated image anyway for the very reason and he made a thread but he failed to make a normal one with link to the old like a mong, and started to recreate posts because he is a mong.
He is deleting IGA posts for some time now, quite a lot you said so, and I bet he take good look at the available info. Except there are details that seemingly match with other posters.
I don't think he likes Pidge much, and he has a bias to think he is IGA, it's easy for him to believe, so he doesn't question his conclusion.
I took it bad when he deleted the thread I made (twice), for the bs reason of "generally we use fresh pepes for new threads". Because ofc he had to delete, he seems to have some kind of OCD towards stuff and ofc he's an autist.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.1004770 del
>>1004769
Kek. I didn't know you made threads on this board.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.1004771 del
>>1004770
I posted screenshots of them. I thought you've seen them on bb.
I made them for the purpose to have a thread that recognizably not made by IGA and so we can move on.
I'm trying to figure out why happened what happened today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.1004772 del
>>1004771
The whole igay character made tiffo's autism borderline schizophrenic because he became too certain of an uncertainty, which I warned him of. We were slowly working towards a method to get rid of igay and better moderate AusNEETs but it's difficult to do whilst also keeping true anonymity of the NEETs. I think I've said it before, I don't want to know the true identities of the other NEETs so a part of the tradition / game would be ruined for me by exploiting that.
Also it's too much work and I'd rather odilli just implement the new features I'd spend hours vibe coding.
I could come up with more features but it takes effort to maintain the balance between anonymity and moderation.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.1004773 del
>>1004772
In theory only the too offending posts should be removed, and not posts made by particular user. I do understand getting back at IGA and wanting him gone but that's impossible.
Ovaltine also doesn't have unlimited time, for recent quick updates ML was leveraged but this isn't unlimited resource either.
I also do coding and do use LLM in a way, but I don't vibecode and I try to find solutions to help myself facing more generic issues than the needs of one board. And for more pressing matters too.
So if you don't make your own tools, noone will. I make mine because noone will.
One solution would be adding Tiffo back to the roster. I'm just not sure how to make him understand to hold his horses, he's too hostile.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.1004774 del
the board has no real rules and no real problems.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.1004775 del
>>1004774
That's why it's funny. I'll catch yous later


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.1004776 del
i thought all the names you lads have, pidge, tiffo, weber, possum, iga, nuro, shibs etc. were just meme characters for the purpose of banter. didn't realise they were actual posters


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.1004777 del
>>1004776
They're mini personas. Some of them belong to one guy or whatnot.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.1004778 del
>>1004776
Mine is an actual registered username for I needed something so I can moderate. I don't like it much people are referring to me with it, since I just consider it as a tool, and this way they create a persona around the name instead.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004781 del
>>1004769
>Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
I use two devices (mobile, computer) both in private browsing/incognito mode and those change regularly. I only have ever spammed at the start of threads posting the same repetitive messages that I have been doing for hundreds of not thousands of threads. And my garbage TikToks in burst of no more than three posts.

My IP stays fairly consistent. It was the same pretty much the entire last thread except for the last <150 posts. Not sure why my IP keeps changing as I have resolved my virtualisation and network issues that I posted about. I will keep posting as the show will never cease.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.1004782 del
Is this AI?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.1004783 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.1004784 del
Time for my walk.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.1004785 del
>>1004781
I can tell which posts are yours. And I thought among yourselves can tell each other apart.

>>1004782
Hope not.

>>1004783
>for a brief period
Until you reach the exit.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.1004786 del
>>1004784
Looks like a good self-offense weapon.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.1004787 del
>>1004785
>I can tell which posts are yours
❀️


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.1004788 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.1004789 del
>>1004781
>I will keep posting as the show will never cease.
That is good to hear. I would miss you. xx


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.1004790 del
>>1004784
>Time for my walk
I hope you rugged up. It is very chilly out there.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.1004791 del
Good morning NEETs.
I avoided napping yesterday (thank you for your help) but unfortunately I only got about 6 hours of sleep so I may still be vulnerable to naps today.
It is not over yet.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004792 del
Another episode of Rick and Morty is out. Downloading now.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.1004793 del
I am going to buy some Lactobacillus reuteri gut bacteria supplements.
This might be what fixes me finally. Body and soul.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004794 del
>>1004790
I had a coat on a jumper that is like a coat with fake fur. It wasn't too bad today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004795 del
>>1004791
GMN. Hopefully one of the NEETs with scream today and it'll wake you up.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004796 del
>>1004792
Thank you.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004797 del
>>1004793
It will NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004798 del
>>1004794
>like a coat with fake fur
Sounds stylish and absolutely stunning NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.1004799 del
>>1004798
I actually was strutting while listening to my tunes. Very on point.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.1004800 del
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>>1004799
Magnificent.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.1004801 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.1004802 del
>>1004801
βœ…


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.1004803 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.1004804 del
>>1004803
❓


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.1004806 del
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>>1004799
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c [Embed] doesn't get better than this for a strutting song


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.1004807 del
>>1004792
For an episode in the latest season it is on par with episodes in the first two seasons. I missed those episodes and I liked gooner Rick more.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.1004808 del
>>1004806
Mysterious seizure PEPE returns!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.1004809 del
>>1004784
"good good good"
Just like magic.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1004810 del
>>1004791
You did well neet, keep trying.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.1004811 del
>>1004794
You should have put on your Possum cloak.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.1004812 del
He needed his possum fur codpiece.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.1004813 del
>https://www.admin.ch/en/sustainability-initiative
The swiss are going to vote to cap their country's population at 10 million.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004814 del
>>1004812
My possum codpiece has a little possum face on it, made from a real possum of course. Sometimes I wiggle it and use it to talk to people like a ventriloquists dummy.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004815 del
>>1004809
Good quality for (You)!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.1004816 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.1004818 del
The possum fur loincloth with G-string rear.
It brings all the NEETs to the yard.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.1004819 del
>>1004818
To the rear yard?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.1004821 del
My new K-Mart trackies have shed so much fluff that everything else they were in the washing machine with is covered in the nasty stuff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.1004823 del
my rear yard needs some cleaning


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.1004824 del
>>1004823
Get the pressure washer.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.1004825 del
>>1004821
Embrace the fluff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.1004826 del
>>1004818
you need a bushy little tail, attached with a butt plug


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.1004827 del
>1004820
>1004822
I miss his work in deleting your cancer. I hope isn't hasn't left a hole in your heart either.

I am happy for him to be a mod again (my view, please feel free to ignore) and to look at my posts ONLY. It was quite wholesome that he was keeping an eye on me. It reminds me

https://youtube.com/watch?v=57SY462Afe0 [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.1004828 del
>>1004826
>a butt plug
It would just fall out of me. Completely slack.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.1004830 del
>>1004821
Get the pressure washer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.1004831 del
I had a hose connector washer blow out. Water spraying everywhere. Soaked when I went to turn the tap off. Couldn't approach without a drenching. 360 degree spray.

Stinging nettles got me again.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.1004832 del
wanna play some vidya


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.1004833 del
>>1004832
Play some vidya NEET. Go for it. You've earned it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1004834 del
>>1004831
>Stinging nettles
You need to dig them all out.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.1004835 del
>>1004834
they are a superfood apparently


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1004836 del
>>1004831
Me everytime at the toilet.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.1004837 del
keep doing the dumbest things possible. I pigged out at lunch, ate too much so my energy levels dropped. Then I went and bought some chocolate and melted it, ate it, feeling even worse now. Next I'm going to lie down on my bed and watch youtube, which I know never helps, but i just feel so fucked up from too much food


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004838 del
WAKE UP JEFF


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004839 del
>>1004837
You should plan for an afternoon walk


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.1004840 del
>>1004838
Thank you. The nap urge has just come upon me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1004841 del
neets are any of you experts on cheese? I want to buy some vintage gouda or edam, but coles and woolies rarely have it, and it's always small amounts and expensive and never on special. Where else does a man buy cheese?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.1004842 del
>>1004841
I do not like the fancy cheeses. It can be an expensive addiction.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.1004843 del
>>1004842
They are high in vitamin k2. Very healthy for you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.1004844 del
>>1004841
I would assume a Deli should. The closer to a CBD / wanky areas the more likely you are to find success.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.1004845 del
Proxmox work is done for the day. DNS queries are significantly faster and are now using Alpine Linux. I can retire the Raspberry Pi and find a new use for it now. Fun experience learning.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.1004846 del
>>1004845
Good work NEET. You did well.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004847 del
had some salad, instantly feeling 10x better, I don't know why I'm so retarded about eating. Tomorrow morning when I wake up, first thing is gonna be a salad and berry smoothie


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004848 del
>>1004835
Stinging nettle is low in carbs and no fat, and relatively high in proteins (but not whole protein), and dietary fibers. Not sure about vitamins and minerals. It can be considered as a leafy green vegetable. And can be cooked as such.
I heard about buckwheat being superfood. And others which I can't list from the top of my head for I rarely pay any mind to this, superfood is kindofa buzzword.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004849 del
>>1004847
You're right, it's better to eat. I've been meaning to start having protein shakes in the morning but idk how to make them


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.1004850 del
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>>1004821
>trackies


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.1004851 del
>>1004850
That is a good meme image.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.1004852 del
the nice pixxer place is closed fml


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.1004853 del
>>1004852
Don't get Domino's. You are better off with nothing.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.1004854 del
I dunno if it is your mail, but let me know if you want it gone.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1004855 del
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cruisey i want some pixxer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.1004856 del
Getting goat curry instead. Hopefully taste good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1004857 del
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Might pretend to be iranian and prank call netanyahu


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.1004859 del
>>1004857
You better not.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004860 del
Cruisey I wanna big chip too


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004861 del
JEFF I HOPE YOU'RE AWAKE!


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1004862 del
Sent (You) mail.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.1004863 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1004864 del
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>>1004860
They are way behind.

>>1004863
That's pretty cool if real.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1004865 del
the goat curry was nice but had bones and ginger. gonna watch dick and farty and crack open a bear


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.1004866 del
Out of serviettes, Woe.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.1004867 del
>>1004865
Sounds lovely.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1004868 del
Might direct an exploitive straight-to-video sex comedy.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.1004869 del
>>1004867
Jamal made tender love to the goat personally before cooking it, for extra sweetness.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.1004870 del
>>1004868
Available to stream for next weekend?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.1004871 del
>>1004866
Use your tshirt.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1004872 del
>>1004869
Delivered by Tanjeet?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.1004873 del
unable to get the android app I was writing to read correctly from an sqlite database, very angry


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.1004874 del
rick and morty episode is a bit good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1004875 del
>>1004873
big app?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.1004876 del
>>1004873
Writing android apps is a waste of time, especially since within months Google will mandate everyone to submit their apps for approval.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004878 del
Stir fried a chicken breast, carcass in the pot, thighs marinating for biriyani, one breast left for wraps.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004879 del
>>1004877
Wowzer. That's pretty cool.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.1004880 del
I think we broke tiffin last night. he'll be back right?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1004881 del
>>1004876
Pajeets will have to side load their malware.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004882 del
>>1004873
Do a bunch of print statements. To show the variables correct, show if a connection was established and the outcome of the connection.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004883 del
>>1004877
Based.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004884 del
>>1004878
Thank you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004885 del
>>1004880
He's probably out there doing irl things. Surely we'll get some food report and such.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004886 del
>>1004880
He's thriving.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.1004887 del
>>1004878
All sounds very nice.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004888 del
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>>1004880
i am finally doing a catch up and talking to him now on discord, seems like he got a burn notice from seniour big fellas here and ill leave it at that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004889 del
drinking again. gonna be boonged tomorrow


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1004890 del
>>1004889
I'll drink to that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1004891 del
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Is elong really going to get paid a trillion dollars? Even nuro barely makes that much.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004892 del
>>1004876
I'm running a 5 year old version of android and I'm never updating, I can always upload to my phone at least.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004893 del
>>1004891
I hope he gives us neets a $750 bonus.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.1004894 del
>>1004880
bucks like him love to be broken


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1004895 del
Did monk's brother die?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.1004896 del
I asked ai to caption all the pictures on my phone so I could search through them easily, some of them were inside my car,. it kept saying my car is dirty and dusty: "Worn leather gear shift knob in a car's dusty interior center console with visible controls."
Very rude. Extremely rude LLM. I think I'm going to delete it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1004897 del
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>>1004896
>pic unrelated


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1004898 del
And here's another caption it gave me of a photo: "Close-up of a Hyundai steering wheel with visible dust and textured surface"
I don't even own a hyundai. Completely retarded.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.1004899 del
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>>1004895
It was extremely painful.

And Monk did not even have the compassion to say....


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.1004900 del
>>1004898
But it does have visible dust and textured surface.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1004901 del
Might get 'Desert Eagle, .50' tattooed down the side of my penis.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004902 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004903 del
>>1004901
Even "DE.50" might push it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1004904 del
>>1004901
Going to have to use a small font.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1004905 del
Might get possum <3 down the side of my penis


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.1004906 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.1004907 del
Night.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1004908 del
>>1004907
Night fella.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.1004909 del
>>1004907
night igay <3


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.1004910 del
Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral NagybΓ‘nyai Horthy MiklΓ³s"...


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.1004911 del
>>1004910
It's like the gay man who got injured.
He was a fruit, now he's a vetegable


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.1004912 del
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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.1004914 del
>>1004912
Julian assange's pro shitter


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.1004915 del
This one's good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AriwjiWyxsM [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.1004916 del
>>1004915
Sounds 80s.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.1004917 del
>>1004877
Nice photos.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.1004918 del
>>1004907
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.1004919 del
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>>1004915
They are a good band. Pic related are what I have identified as their good songs.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.1004921 del
I went to bed at 5pm and had a 6 hour nap.

You all failed me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.1004922 del
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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.1004923 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.1004924 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.1004925 del
>>1004919
Good selection. I missed an album or two of them I gotta catch up on but I'm slow to get into new albums.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.1004926 del
tab closed. ill catch yous later


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.1004927 del
The screen on my battery clock radio is flickering.
Also my head torch which I haven't touched in days just turned on on its own.
I am spooked.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.1004928 del
>>1004927
Who you gonna call?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.1004931 del
>>1004929
Are the haunted appliances in the kitchen?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.1004932 del
>>1004931
Well bantered.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.1004934 del
I am in the planning phase of a 7am Woolies treats run.
Catalogue is being perused. List is being compiled.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.1004936 del
>>1004764
>>1004766
>>1004767
>>1004768
>>1004769
>>1004771
>>1004772
>>1004773
>>1004778
>So off base and paranoid
Ya naw, Shiban
I'm not IGAY or any other namefag from Ausneets or involved in whatever gayass drama happens here.
I am a QRB-Anon who occasionally stops by to say Hi with Pepe memes, but for some reason it didn't attach, signs with emojis sometimes, but how T'f would I know your that paranoid to think anyone using those is always some gayass namefag from this board.
I already emailed Zestykitten about this BS abuse of Admin power trip your on.
ZK can confirm I emailed them.
I'ma stay over in the cozy QRBunker, where we don't have these lame issues.
~~
o7 Anon


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.1004937 del
I dreamed I bumped into BoardNEET in the government cheese cave. He was drilling into the cheese cores and taking samples.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.1004938 del
meh


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.1004939 del
>>1004938
What are you up to NEET?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004940 del
>>1004939
waking up, got a solid 9 hours sleep so i should be ok, but i'm bleary if not tired


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.1004941 del
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>>1004940
Good morning to you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.1004942 del
A comment on Grego's latest KFC video. I think it might have been Cruisey's dad:

>back in the 70s 3 of us drove 200km to KFC broken hill and my mate Malcolm bought a barrel of chicken 21 pieces and on the way back he ate the lot bones and all he was drunk as a skunk lol


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.1004943 del
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>>1004934
You are truly a king among neets, providing for your people. I would like my customary family sized block for breakfast, of whatever chocolate is on special - black forest cadbury chocolate if they have it. A large bottle of coke in lieu of coffee. Some chips. French onion dip. Oh and bring me back a surprise - a swiss roll, or a cheesecake or such. You can have a slice too.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.1004944 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.1004945 del
>>1004943
The cadbury biscoff blocks are $4. I might get you one if I remember.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.1004946 del
I have had my shower, all clean and fresh and ready for the treat run.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.1004947 del
Might clean my car today. That ai has shamed me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.1004948 del
>>1004946
Say hello from ausneets to the woman at the self serve checkouts for us please.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.1004949 del
>>1004947
Don't do it NEET. That's what I was doing yesterday when I had the hose splash catastrophe.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.1004950 del
>>1004948
They eye me suspiciously enough already!


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004951 del
Spider-Noir, what's the verdict?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.1004952 del
I am not sure my jeans are going to fit for this treat run.
The legacy of the last treat run...


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.1004953 del
>>1004951
I didn't get through the first episode. It didn't appeal to me yet. I would still like to finish the first time episode as my view may change.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.1004954 del
>>1004953
Keep us posted please NEET. I will rely on your judgement on the matter.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.1004956 del
>>1004954
If you like Nicolas Cage as Spider Man as Nicolas Cage you will enjoy it. It may be a while until I finish the first episode.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.1004957 del
I just called myself a pig-faced currycel. The pig-faced part is true enough, but the currycel accusation didn't really make sense.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.1004958 del
>>1004956
>Nicolas Cage
Is he good or bad? I can't tell.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.1004959 del
I am back from the treat run. I just polished off the first treat, a pack of Smith's tomato sauce flavoured chips.
They were very good. I had not had them before. It says they're a limited edition. They were on special $2 a pack, less than half price.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1004960 del
On the block of cadbury caramilk biscoff chocolate now. $4 on special.
It is pretty good. Very sweet.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.1004961 del
Zesty you need to sort out that ban you failed to lift. the failed 10 minute one.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.1004963 del
Ban me for ten minutes


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.1004964 del
>>1004963
Your arse needs banning.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.1004965 del
severely depressed


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.1004966 del
>>1004965
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the β€œP” is silent.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.1004967 del
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>>1004965
severely impressed


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.1004968 del
>>1004965
What's got you down neet


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1004969 del
>>1004968
Life. AI. But mostly just life.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.1004970 del
Might take up wardriving as a hobby like my hero paul
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qML-OAta78 [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.1004971 del
wanna nap, but too much coffee inside me


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.1004972 del
>>1004961
I thought i lifted that already. Shiban banned the american for some god forsaken reason


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.1004973 del
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Couldn't cope with depression anymore. Went and got a vanilla slice from a danish bakery. Best vanilla slice I've ever had in my life, the custard full of spices and citrus zest. Still woe'd. Kept craving red meat. Kept thinking about that philly cheesestack you neets had posted about. Knew it was a sin. Figured what the fuck, ai is gonna wipe us out in a few years anyway, may as well. It was the worst kind of goyslop, full of cheese and meat and crunchy onions. Was absolutely delicious.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.1004974 del
Gonna get some mince and make some pasta feedpacks I think. I wanted to cut back on red meat, but better I should consume it in feedpacks than at maccas.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.1004975 del
>>1004970
wish i was a cool hacker like this fellow, for how much i used computers, i sure know shit all about them


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.1004976 del
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Remember to stay hydrated neets.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1004977 del
Now that royal commission suddenly makes sense.....


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.1004978 del
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developing a bit of a taste for cheap port during the week (outside of the weekend binges). perhaps a worrisome progression


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.1004979 del
many burps from the onion in the philly cheesestack


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.1004980 del
>>1004979
are you a skyrim character??


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.1004981 del
Just did a huge blast. Literally a palm full of cum on my hand. Feeling proud


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.1004982 del
>>1004973
You did the right thing NEET. It is not possible to get through this modern life without tasty treats.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.1004983 del
>>1004981
Well done NEET. Congratulations.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004984 del
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test


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004985 del
>>1004973
I enjoyed this post. Thank you.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.1004986 del
>>1004984
Welcome back.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1004987 del
>>1004986
longest ten minutes of my life
fix my captcha, you bum bum doodle head


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.1004988 del
>>1004985
Neet treat neet never tells us about his treat binges, so I must provide the binge narratives. Which I won't be doing anymore because tomorrow I will be reforming.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.1004989 del
>>1004987
Zesty gives his strongest VIM to his most important mongs


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.1004990 del
>>1004988
>tomorrow I will be reforming
Sound doable NEET.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1004991 del
Hopefully cenno advance lands tomorrow and I can go pick up the sweet deal and then spend a few days making a server out of it


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.1004992 del
>>1004991
I didn't read the fine print on mine and only asked for $350 instead of the full $500. Now I can't get the extra $150 until I've made repayments up to the $250 mark or some shit.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.1004993 del
Also have $1000 of 'working credit' on the Centrelink page but I don't know what that is. Nothing accessible at any rate.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1004994 del
>>1004992
A true cenno bogan would never have made such a mistake. Their whole life is an incompetent mess but the cenno system is one thing they understand completely.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.1004995 del
>>1004993
It means if you get a job you can earn more money before your cenno payments start reducing.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.1004996 del
>>1004993
It's meme credit you can't spend. It means if you work they let you keep 1000$ that they would have deducted from your pay

> t. true cenno bogan


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.1004997 del
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>>1004995
>if you get a job
Thanks, but no thanks.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.1004998 del
>>1004997
Oh I agree.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.1004999 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.1005000 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.1005001 del
He's double posted to get both sets of triples. Its cheating.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1005002 del
>>1005001
He dun quick too. A cheetah.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.1005003 del
>>1005002
Well bantered.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.1005004 del
>>1004999
>>1005000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.1005005 del
>>1005001
I honestly didn't. The website went wonky for a bit.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.1005006 del
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trips and we all get a mug of hot chogolate


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.1005007 del
>>1005005
Sure, sure.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.1005008 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005009 del
cruisey i wanna hot chockee too


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1005010 del
>>1005009
Cruisey I also wanna one


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005011 del
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>>1004989
He believes in mongs. In the power of retarded. Not like cruisey who leaves downies locked in cars with the windows rolled up.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.1005012 del
Weber once told me I smelled like a tart's handkerchief.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1005013 del
MonkAI could


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1005014 del
>>1005013
Is this acting?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1005015 del
>>1005014
Probably a real case of AI psychosis. He's some type of streamer.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1005016 del
>>1005014
I would say yes.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005017 del
>>1005015
If he is a streamer he has a reason to generate fake drama with AI to pull views in. Everyone bites on the "AI is useless" topic.
>video
Have to paddle that AI. He's like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

>>1005016
Might very well be.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1005018 del
>>1005013
my claude doesn't have voice mode. how is this?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1005019 del
>>1005018
Need to pay more.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.1005020 del
I want to run qwen 2.5 with a voice thing but i think i need more vram


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.1005021 del
>>1005017
>He's like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.
He's not good but he's not entirely bad compared to attached. Attached is the new drop shippers.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.1005022 del
>>1005020
You need more NUCs


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.1005023 del
>>1005021
Sci-fi toy for manchildren. Great market for the Chink vacuum-salesman above.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1005024 del
>>1005023
I think there is a lot of money in home assistant tools too


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.1005025 del
>>1005020
Is that even possible? I know some models have vision, I didn't know any have voice.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1005026 del
I have not used AI yet but every time I see one of these videos I think that if it keeps improving, then at some point in the future it might actually be as good as they say it will be.

I will get it then. I will need a jailbroken one so that it is not politically correct.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1005027 del
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>>1005024
I think I saved this from here.

>>1005026
There are a lot these days.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.1005028 del
>>1005025
Yeah there are text to speech ones and you can use different character voices like iron man


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1005029 del
>>1005026
I am in a matrix with a semi-jailbroken grok that is national socialist.
You can easily run a jailbroken one on a 24gb vram card with like 64gb of ddr5


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1005030 del
I got the imperial mandarins ($3.50 a kilo on special). The first one was quite dry. Not juicy.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.1005031 del
>>1005029
Is it good? How often does it make a mistake that makes you realise it is actually retarded?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1005032 del
>>1005031
I haven't tried it yet. I'll try it soon and let you know.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1005033 del
>>1005027
Real shit posting.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1005034 del
Do you NEETs pay attention to the meaning of songs?
I just judge a song on how it sounds, I don't care what the lyrics say. I don't even notice most of the time.

I like this song by Gotye. The YouTube comments say it is about climate change but I don't notice that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oyVJsg0XIIk [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005035 del
A lot of songs are cringe simping towards women or emo moaning about lost love but I don't notice that. So long as it sounds good the cringe doesn't effect me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1005036 del
>>1005034
I like well written lyrics.
It's rare that all the lyrics in a song is well written, but partial ones worth listening as well.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.1005038 del
>>1005026
Newest ChatGPT is pretty good at analysing text at speed and providing reasonable recommendations. Each iteration is getting better but I wouldn't trust them with any sensitive data.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1005039 del
>>1005029
>national socialist.
We got TiffAI before MonkAI


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005040 del
>>1005034
>Do you NEETs pay attention to the meaning of songs?
Most of the time, no.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1005042 del
>>1005031
AI's been getting pretty good this past year neet


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1005043 del
>>1005034
No, I don't have a vagina


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.1005044 del
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I wanna play that bombay level in hitman and shoot all the pajeets. Not racist, just don't like them.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1005045 del
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>>1005043
I feel sorry for you eunuchs.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1005046 del


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1005048 del
>>1005047
A classic.

Cruisey I wanna this played tomorrow evening.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1005049 del
>>1005034
I used to not pay attention to them at all until later when i realised all my favourite songs had deeply related lyrics to me somehow, so i actually was listening but also they had godly melodies and that - to me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1005050 del
A good song probably everyone's heard by now

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1005051 del
>>1005048
He's a giant sitting on the mountains.

>>1005050
I think I know a cover of this song.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.1005052 del
vote for tiffo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kHL5iQJLvNU [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.1005053 del


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.1005054 del
Does anyone else here suffer from heart palpitations?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1005055 del
>>1005054
No but I can hear my own pulse


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.1005056 del
>>1005055
Same. Is that bad?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1005057 del
>>1005055
that's what I meant, goes thump thump thump nearly all the time, I'm sure that didn't happen when I was a kid


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1005058 del
Night.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.1005059 del
>>1005058
Night fella.
He talks a lot about cloaca.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.1005060 del
>>1005058
Good night Pidge. xx
I don't like that pidge handler.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.1005063 del
>>1005061
Why do you need to perpetuate bs? It's fun posted once but beyond that its detrimental.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.1005064 del
>>1005063
Alright i'll stop. I was being ironic to piss tiffo off


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.1005065 del
Posts disappearing.

>>1005064
I don't think he reads this anymore.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.1005066 del
i want cruisey to take me to winterfell


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.1005067 del
They sold the bundle before I could get it :(


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.1005068 del
>>1005067
That's all right, hoarding is a disorder anyway.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.1005069 del
>>1005068
Please talk me out of buying a workstation server
>440$ with delivery
>14 core 28 thread
>32GB ram
>256gb ssd
>4 potential HDD bays
>some shit gpu

I also found 1TB HDD's for 20$ each on ebay


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.1005070 del
>>1005069
Is that AUD?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.1005071 del
>>1005070
Yeah both on ebay. oh the hdd's are 20$ for a 1tb plus 9$ postage


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.1005072 del
>>1005071
That is very cheap. What's the catch?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.1005073 del
YouTube was very bad, ran out of beer. $100 on groceries but somehow no food.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.1005074 del
>>1005072
The catch is I'm financially retarded and can go without it easily. It would be nice to have one box I can just leave plugged in that has my web app so i can access it over the web on anything, jellyfin, navidrome, a catbox moe clone and NAS storage.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.1005075 del
>>1005073
You could watch rick and morty if you haven't already.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.1005076 del
>>1005075
Particularly dislike that kind of show, but I'm glad you enjoy it neet.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.1005077 del
>>1005073
Dont watch it.

>>1005074
>I'm financially retarded and can go without it easily.
You know what you have to do then.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.1005078 del
>>1005076
I would find you more but I'm about to pass out. Maybe From(2022) - It's a thriller / horror show like lost but a bit better from the year 2022. Or thich naht han monk. idk


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.1005079 del
>>1005078
From is good, but LOst was better.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.1005080 del
awake, but i'm going to get back to sleep


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.1005081 del
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>>1005080
I am hiding from terminador


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.1005082 del
>>1005081
You shouldn't hide from your problems.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.1005083 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.1005084 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.1005085 del
The bins need to go out this morning Weber.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.1005086 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.1005087 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.1005089 del
>>1005087
Well done.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.1005090 del
>>1005087
webby is looking good


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.1005091 del
Feel good, need to get important neet shit done while I feel good. But first, I think a long waddle to a distant bakery is in order,


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.1005092 del
>>1005091
Get another one of those vanilla slices.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.1005093 del
>>1005092
I'll be going to a sicillian bakery this time, I don't think they have vanilla slices.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.1005094 del
>>1005093
leave the gun take the cannolli


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.1005095 del
>>1005094
Well referenced.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.1005096 del
I finished watching Diamonds are Forever (1971), the latest in my James Bond watch in sequence.
Sean Connery was back as Bond, looking old, fat and tired and sounding much more Scottish.
His performance was grim and lifeless and the movie was dark and flat. The worst of the Bond films so far.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005097 del
>>1005096
I never liked that one. Those two fags ruin it.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005098 del
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Ok neets, today I am embarking on an intensive course to self teach myself tibetan tantric sorcerery, with the help of a book I downloaded. Should you witness any magical...phenomena around your home or ausneets, do not be alarmed, they are simply a young wizard learning to cast his first tibetan spells.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005099 del
Also it is nothing like the book


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.1005100 del
>>1005097
The fags were bad but there were many other problems as well.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.1005101 del
>>1005098
Good luck NEET. It is all just glorified fat karate though. Remember that.
You don't need a book, just go outside in your dressing gown and start punching and kicking.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.1005102 del
>>1005101
>dressing gown
*naked


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.1005103 del
Possum stole the $200,000 Lego collection.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.1005104 del
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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.1005105 del
was awake until 3am+ woke up 10am to some bad home yelling. shit eyes feel like they have sand in them


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.1005106 del
>>1005105
>bad home yelling
They don't even know how to talk in normal voices. Everything they say is some form of abuse or nastiness.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.1005107 del
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>>1005105
have a nap neet


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.1005108 del
>>1005106
they're like always in fight or flight

>>1005107
should i get eye drops to put on my shit eyes?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.1005109 del
>>1005106
For the past couple of weeks a bad home mother has walked her year 1 kid to school past my place. Every day without fail she is screaming into her phone about something. School must seem like a relief to the child.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.1005110 del
Got a zeppole from the bakery. Outstanding. It's an hour's walk there and another back, but worth it.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.1005111 del
>>1005107
There are some vintage Star Wars Lego sets and a Book of Mormon in that sack.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.1005112 del
>>1005110
They look alright.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.1005113 del
>>1005108
I use Systane Ultra when needed.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.1005114 del
>>1005110
Hope you got an extra one for later.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.1005115 del
Can you neets let me know when disclosure day comes out on torrent


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.1005116 del
>>1005115
also sheep detectives


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.1005117 del
thanks for reminding me to check. my 200gb zootopia 2 porn collection is almost done downloading


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.1005118 del
>>1005117
About time, I've been seeding that for days.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.1005119 del
Started playing vidya after I eat meals to stop myself having second helpings. Fighting one addiction with another. A big problem I have is the crazed surge of dopamine and apetite after I have a tasty meal - I want more. After 20-30 minutes the meal hits my digestive system and I start to feel full, but during that time I'm vulnerable to bingeing.



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