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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No. 1005817
What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

Old Thread: >>1004745


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.1005819 del
>>1005817
Because of the accident I had in the VIM van.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.1005821 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.1005823 del
This looks like a well formed thread finally.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.1005824 del
>>1005823
We need the structure.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005830 del
don't understand star trek but suspect this is a very funny pepe kek


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test


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.1005832 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.1005833 del
does the image spam filter work?


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.1005835 del
>>1005833
Seems to work well so far.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.1005836 del
>>1005833
I changed servers and I could still post Dan.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.1005837 del
>>1005830
I posted it a long time ago in a galaxy far far away


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.1005838 del
>>1005836
Have you posted there before?


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.1005840 del
>>1005838
Ok just tried again and I couldn't post an image, so I must take a few moments to kick in.


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.1005842 del
>>1005841
RIP Thot


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.1005845 del
>>1005836
We need monkai on this. But the president just banned it.


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>>1005842
Shoe came off. Definitely deda.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1005847 del
>>1005846
She's just sleeping, right?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.1005848 del
deda just like your dick grandpa
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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1005849 del
Apparently Jolie said that after the screening of the movie she went home and vomited.
I dunno, I kinda liked it. Might rewatch it in some years.
>Negative cut: Gay Black


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1005850 del
>>1005845
Nuro can only solve so many problems at once.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1005851 del
>>1005849
>she went home and vomited.
KEK


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>>1005847
Orgasm


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.1005853 del
>>1005851
Barnacle Bills didn’t agree with her


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1005854 del
>>1005851
Wikipee said "she got sick".


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1005855 del
>>1005847
Alll tuckered out.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1005856 del
>>1005852
The hand is liek >>1005839 in this picture


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1005857 del
2aussie just tried the Woolworths White Chocolate Hazelnut Cheesecake, he seemed to like it.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.1005858 del
>>1005857
What about the snosages?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.1005859 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.1005860 del
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Do any neets sleep a LOT? Like 10 hours or more a day?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.1005861 del
>>1005860
Sometimes yes, especially now the temps are getting cold.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.1005862 del
>>1005860
I go to bed at a time which should give me 12-13 hours but end up talking to myself on here 01:00-03:00am in the morning


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1005863 del
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Watching videos of the irish beating up immigrants.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.1005864 del
>>1005862
I keep waking up then too, we're probably the two neets who talk then.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.1005865 del
Night.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.1005866 del
>>1005857
He was standing on his stool again. Head nearly touching the ceiling.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.1005867 del
>>1005865
Good night Pidge. xx
Poor Kevin having to live with that foul-mouthed tattooed harlot.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.1005868 del
>>1005865
Night fella.
Wow animals have no such sense of time as hours and no idea of birthdays. She making discoveries she should publish in scientific journals.

>>1005867
And claw nailed.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.1005869 del
>>1005865
Kevin should have gouged her eyes out.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.1005870 del
do you think red meat helps you sleep neets? I slept well last night after a big meal of mince pasta


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.1005871 del
>>1005870
A big meal will help you sleep. I don't think it matters what you eat.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.1005872 del
>>1005870
maybe it was a food coma.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.1005873 del
heart palpitations intensify


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.1005874 del
Eating a lot before bed sounds like a good way of building heart palpitations on the long run.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.1005875 del
>>1005874
Is there a mod panel for the new image limit thing?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.1005876 del
>>1005875
There are bunch of new board settings. Also regulating the thing too. Check it.
I think its buggy. I consulted with other BO and apparently they haven't set anything, and the default should be off I think.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.1005877 del
>>1005876
I don't see any new options in there


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.1005878 del
>>1005877
You might wanna read more carefully then.


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absolutely fucked tonight, is the other insomnia neet awake?


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.1005881 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.1005883 del
I myself made bacon


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.1005884 del
>>1005883
Rasher for me please.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.1005885 del
going to have a poo and then make a cup of tea


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.1005886 del
oh it’s one of those with a large hard plug and then sloppies


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.1005889 del
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.1005892 del
generational hangover, not sure i can survive another one of these. they're getting worse


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NEETs make sure you have that bottom one unselected.
A new feature from Youtube apparently.


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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.1005896 del
>>1005894
As a rule of thumb, I have always deleted everything after and including the first "?". But it's a good reminder. Thank you.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.1005901 del
Might disrupt the iran peace agreement.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.1005902 del
>>1005901
I double dare you.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.1005903 del
gm NEETs. start the morn with some hot bitches

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JA0VfqtIK_A [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.1005904 del
>https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/pauline-hanson-takes-over-albanese-as-preferred-prime-minister-for-first-time-20260614-p606os.html
>Pauline Hanson takes over Albanese as preferred Prime Minister for first time
>Exclusive fresh polling reveals One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has surged to become the nation’s preferred Prime Minister for the very first time, shattering decades of major party dominance.
Are you ready for prime minister Pauline neets?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.1005905 del
>>1005903
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-zfSWVqEU0 [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.1005906 del
>>1005905
sorry not watching country americans


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.1005907 del
>>1005904
>One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has again rejected “White Australia” identity politics as individuals and groups try to hijack the party’s surging momentum to push white racial supremacy.
ONP just the same as ALP and LNP.


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>>1005903
NEET tell me about the cheese and onion cobs please. Are they really considered edible cuisine in England?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.1005909 del
>>1005906
your loss faggot retard
literally homosexual 1min


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.1005910 del
>>1005908
That idiot has taken a ploughman's lunch plate and stuck the bricks in his bread


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They eat these. It seems true. Extraordinary.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.1005916 del
>>1005904
Two pieces of battered fish and 3 Potato scallops please.


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.1005918 del
>>1005911
Is he sleeping?


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.1005920 del
>>1005919
all tuckered out


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.1005922 del
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An old cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
A-ploughin' through the ragged skies, and up a cloudy draw


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>>1005921
lol saved


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neighbor came back and said sorry for the squatters. i asked if i could have her fridge and she said take anything you want then gave me an xbox. had to dig through christmas lights shit to find the power cables and it has a kinect thing too.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.1005927 del
>>1005926
Good score NEET.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.1005928 del
>>1005926
You did well neet.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.1005929 del
meh


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.1005930 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HHqIBsV96Dc [Embed] howling at this


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She said she found a spoon with meff on it and the place is a total mess


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.1005932 del
>>1005931
Was there a child with them?
Very sad.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.1005933 del
might do some cybersecurity research


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.1005934 del
>>1005931
Disgusting. Nearly as bad as my flat.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.1005935 del
>>1005931
Good thing they're gone.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.1005936 del
>>1005926
Just be careful they don't link it back to you. It's not your problem, but you don't want the junkies knocking at your door.


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.1005938 del
>>1005931
The disaster zone


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.1005939 del
garn get some maltesers and coke from the local shops, you neets want anything?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.1005940 del
Turns out xbox one’s can’t be hacked so you cant make it a netflix machine or anything. Might just sell it for 100$ or so


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.1005941 del
>>1005939
One pantech truck please.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1005942 del
>>1005939
Get me that kit-kat block please. The original.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.1005943 del
Can I be re-added to the VIM list please.
Its got me filling these things out like a peasant.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.1005944 del
>>1005943
When i get home sorry


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>>1005943
Just how many levels of retarded are you operating on? Getting on the list these days is hard. It's exclusive.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.1005946 del
>>1005939
I went there for treats before but now I am out and too ashamed to go back.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.1005947 del
anyone else need VIM?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.1005948 del
>>1005940
I thought they recently had done so


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.1005949 del
hmm, turns out i don't actually have some pdf books i thought I downloaded 20 years ago


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.1005950 del
>>1005948
I saw that a bit ago. I'm trying to work out how to do it. It might be fun to make shit games with claude for it or something. There's also the regular dev mode I just found out is free


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.1005951 del
>>1005949
you probably did dl them but deleted them in a panic once


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.1005953 del
Shiban is it these ones? They are not explained if it is text in a post or whatnot
>Max message length before warmup, in chars (empty = off):
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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.1005954 del
>wait for the sentry to look at his memes, stab him
This is how every previous BO on ausneets ended


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.1005955 del
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I finished Live and Let Die (1973), Roger Moore's first outing as James Bond.
It was not great. Just 1970s trash. Moore was not as good as Connery.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.1005956 del
I have got the new Rick and Morty episode downloading.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.1005957 del
>>1005956
i just watch them on stream thing


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.1005958 del
>>1005955
Stick with them.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.1005959 del
might have the other 6 inch later once


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.1005960 del
>>1005959
it's all about the girth


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.1005961 del
new ep was okay. it actually was owen wilson


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.1005963 del
>>1005961
i thought he put his head in a blender to make silverside


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.1005965 del
>>1005961
Thank you.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.1005966 del
>>1005964
Thanks Dino.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.1005967 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_GLeCt_u3U8 [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.1005968 del
>>1005964
How come all those spiders and whatnot don't attack boongs sleeping in the bush?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.1005969 del
>>1005968
Spiders don't attack[1]. If you're staggering around in the dark like a drunk boong, you might walk through the web of a bird eating spider and shit your dacks.
Snakes (most hunt at night), scorpions, and territorial male roos would be the worst of it in most cases.
[1] Funnel Web excluded. They also only live in a small part of NSW.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.1005970 del
Funnel Webs are mad cunts and will actively engage anything they consider in their territory, which happens to be their territory plus anything they can see. Absolute psychos.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.1005971 del
>>1005962
bakery qts all crave the big neet baguette


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.1005972 del
>>1005970
Based.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.1005973 del
>>1005972
Until you get bit on the big toe and have ~30 minutes to make peace with the Big Fella upstairs


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.1005974 del
>>1005971
they just call me chumpy and laugh with motherbat like it's the funniest shit on earth


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.1005975 del
>>1005973
The Old overseas or otherwise unavailable. I hope the Big Fella upstairs gives me Paprika.


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Can a possum beat a snake in a fight?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.1005977 del
>>1005974
You need to undertake your Redemption Arc and Mong them all as a Gigachad.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.1005978 del
>>1005969
But snakes might just cozy up for warmth. And from there just a bad move.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.1005979 del
>>1005976
I heard he killed a thousand snakes with a single bite.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.1005980 del
Hommus, avocado and pumpkin bread for dindins. The hommus claims it has a 5 star health rating. Hard to believe.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.1005981 del
>>1005978
Snakes are fraidy cats for the most part. They only tend to get uppity when you try and hit them with sticks or throw rocks at them. Like the funnel web, there are a few exceptions (eg inland taipan), but they're limited to small pockets in upper Australia. Generally you're fucked if you get bitten because it's a 3 hour drive to the nearest air strip the Royal Flying Doctor can get to, and probably another 2 hours minimum for them.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005982 del
>>1005981
>Snakes are fraidy cats for the most part.
The fuck is this some kind of outback wisdom?
>They only tend to get uppity when you try and hit them with sticks or throw rocks at them.
Snakes are reptiles and drawn to heat. You lay down the ground and they cozy up to you. Then you roll on them in your sleep and they bite you.
Look up reptiles.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.1005983 del
>>1005982
>You lay down the ground and they cozy up to you. Then you roll on them in your sleep and they bite you.
Are boongs reptiles?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.1005984 del
>>1005983
well they aint human


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.1005985 del
>>1005984
I knew it!


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005986 del
some landlocked euro country with no reptiles thinks it knows better about aussie snakes


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.1005987 del
>>1005986
>with no reptiles
I thought they had gypsies over there


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.1005988 del
ebay
>paid 11th june
>awaiting postage
J U S T


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.1005989 del
I want to play games but i think i've reached the old man phase where i only like old shit


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.1005990 del
>>1005988
Any day now NEET.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.1005991 del
>>1005988
Send a message and ask them if it's been posted yet, they may have missed it.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.1005992 del
>>1005989
Just play doom with upgraded graphics mods, that's what I do.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.1005993 del
>>1005992
He should make a wholesome map. I enjoyed those updates.


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.1005997 del
Gone bed.
All my love to Cruisey.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.1005998 del
>>1005997
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.1005999 del
>>1005986
Quite embarrassing for you not knowing then, isn't it.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.1006000 del
gn neets. ritalin acquired. will get a weed card next


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.1006001 del
>>1005995
I've seen this as the new German sport.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.1006002 del
>>1006001
I couldn't find the options in the thing


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.1006003 del
>>1006000
Sleep tight Wizzy.


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.1006005 del
Someone tried to jeet me today. Tried to get me to do a job for them then scalp a commission. Unreal


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.1006006 del
>>1006004
It just isn't. I need food


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.1006007 del
>>1006005
Did you run away?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.1006008 del
>>1006006
Big food?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.1006009 del
>>1006008
Qtr pou der tomato mayo lettuce sprite chips. U neets want anything?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.1006010 del
>>1006009
Lamington please.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.1006011 del
>>1006009
Cherry ripe, please.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.1006012 del
Night.


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>>1006000
Based as fuck neet. Can you get a prescription for medical grade cocaine too?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.1006014 del
>>1006013
We can crush and snort Ritalin together if you want


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.1006015 del
>>1006012
Good night Pidge. xx
Those pidges need to be rescued and removed from that house.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.1006016 del
can't decide whether I want to poo or sleep


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.1006017 del
feel chumpy again


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.1006018 del
>>1006017
You don't look it NEET. You look svelte and active.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.1006019 del
>>1006012
Night fella.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1006020 del
I feel lucky to be alive so I'm gonna go camping later.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.1006021 del
>>1006018
>svelte
>something something best javascript framework
might learn svelte later


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.1006022 del
>>1006000
>ritalin
1993 is back in fashion again


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.1006023 del
>>1006020
That sounds nice.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.1006024 del
>>1006020
That feeling will only last until a caravan parks right next to you.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.1006025 del
Mountain dew blue razz blitz is fantastic and you should all get one on your next binge


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.1006026 del
>>1006023
Yes it will be. Nature is soothing and nice. Might get a steak to cook and marshmellows.

>>1006024
No one is gonna camp out near me this time of year.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.1006027 del
>>1006026
>No one is gonna camp out near me this time of year.
You are wrong.
They will camp next to you, and they will have a diesel heater that's louder than a 2-stroke motorbike.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.1006028 del
>>1006027
You're an arse.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.1006029 del
Already struggling with wagon. Woe


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.1006030 del
>>1006025
>Mountain dew blue razz blitz
I will give it a try.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.1006031 del
>>1006024
>>1006027
Very negative posts.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.1006032 del
Awak


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.1006033 del
>>1006032
but at what cost?


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.1006034 del
>>1006027
I hope when you order your next coke they give you pepsi instead


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.1006036 del
>>1006035
listen to this and get comfy. make a tea and sit sip it slowly while listening and hopefully notice there's not much traffic noise.
Instead of wanting to be asleep, enjoy being awake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TY7T1qTJvOk [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.1006037 del
>>1006034
Just remember I have some pebsi in fridge
Time for trip to fridge


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.1006041 del
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Nuro must be having the time of his life in the VIP box


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.1006042 del
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Lizbef


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.1006043 del
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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.1006044 del
might try and nap for 2 hours


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.1006045 del
awake too early, need to get another hour of sleep


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.1006046 del
>>1006045
i find that it's very rare i can close my eyes and get that last hour, even if i have the time, seeing as you've already fired up your pc and made your first ausneets post of the day, i'd say your up and running for the day now NEET


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.1006047 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.1006048 del
I put the fat in fatwa! 😂💣🤯


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.1006049 del
>>1006048
>fatwa
I thought it was a Fartwa


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.1006050 del
>>1006042
The only one driving correctly on the whole continent.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.1006051 del
>>1006046
got some more sleep


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.1006052 del
>>1006051
Sleep and overall health stats to the moon!


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NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.1006054 del
>>1006041
>VIP box
Word is nuro will be the competing in the ufc match himself as the star attraction


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.1006055 del
>>1006053
Well bantered.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.1006056 del
>>1006054
Based.


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.1006057 del
My arse is not as compliant today


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.1006058 del
Glad to see Americans doing American things


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.1006059 del
>>1006058
Fuck yeah!


NEET 06/15/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.1006060 del
in a liminal state, mostly awake but still a little bit sleepy


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.1006061 del
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>>1006059
>>1006058
Nuro personally trained that eagle in his own patented 'blue steel' look that he perfected while working as a male model.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.1006062 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.1006063 del
>>1006062
gm neet
>OUT-QUAFF
Next edition "out-quaffed" edition pls


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.1006064 del
>>1006062
>Rose & Crown
hmmmm


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.1006065 del
Just woke up. Just'd. Nah I'll catch yous later.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.1006066 del
wanna nap


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.1006067 del
>>1006066
Goodnight.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.1006068 del
>>1006067
once i have my sleep i'll be ready to play with the other neets this afternoon


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.1006069 del
>>1006068
aw widdle baby boy needs his nappy time :3


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.1006070 del
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Have you NEETs seen those pics of Trump meeting with the Thalmor?
I can't say I'm surprised.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.1006071 del
>>1006070
I'm looking forward to meeting the nordics in person


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.1006076 del
I miss 10k. Ever since Shiban was rude he's been missing


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.1006077 del
>>1006070
>the most advanced beings in the universe are the whitest
once again, pol was right


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.1006078 del
>>1006076
Yes it is an unfortunate situation. Shiban lashes out sometimes.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.1006079 del
Had my nap, ready for adventure now!


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.1006080 del
>>1006076
10k should've just stop responding to him like I have.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.1006081 del
Worried that my place smells so bad the neighbours might call the police. Maybe I should clean....nahh


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.1006082 del
>>1006081
You'll be fine.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.1006083 del
I suspect my town's mayor has sold his soul for some nefarious purpose and is in cahoots with vampires


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.1006084 del
>>1006083
You should join them.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.1006085 del
>>1006080
The only correct response to him


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.1006086 del
>>1006081
What is causing the foul smell NEET?


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>>1006083
He's gonna turn into a snek.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.1006089 del
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The weather's not suitable for outside adventure so I'm going to have a book adventure instead neets, you can join me.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.1006090 del
>>1006083
Time to become abraham lincoln vampire hunter NEET edition


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1006091 del
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>The adventure begins:
You and your pilot, Jake McKay, are flying over the Canadian Rockies when the engine begins to sputter. Suddenly you're caught in a blinding snow squall. What seemed like a beautiful spring day has turned into a wintry nightmare.
"We're going down!" Jake cries.

Jake is able to set the plane down on a smooth grassy area just at the timberline. It hits the ground hard, bounces once, and slides into a grove of stunted pine trees. The left wing smashes against a tree, and the plane spins wildly around, then suddenly stops.

Fortunately you are not hurt, just shaken up a bit — but Jake's ankle seems to be sprained. He can't put any weight on it. To make matters worse, the radio stopped working on impact.

The two of you huddle down in your seats. Jake has wrapped his injured ankle in a red plaid scarf. afraid we were pretty far off course," he says, his eyes scanning the map. "Our only hope is for you to make it to that ranger station we saw on the way in. I'd say it's about nine miles east of here. It looked abandoned from the air, but if it's like most of the stations in this area, it's stocked with canned food and an emergency radio transmitter."


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.1006092 del
>>1006088
That's a dickneck


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.1006093 del
You look over at Jake. You know he is trying to encourage you. "I'll go," you tell him. You listen carefully as he explains how to send a radio distress signal.
Jake does his best to smile. "That was just a frontal squall that hit us. Look, the sun's coming out. You'd better get going so you can reach the station before dark." You check your backpack, which holds a light sleeping bag, a poncho, a day's supply of food, matches, and a first-aid kit.
You are wearing a hooded parka, wool socks, gloves, and a good pair of hiking boots —the right clothes for a long hike.
After making sure that Jake is comfortable, you strap on your backpack, say goodbye, and start walking.

You set out at a brisk pace across the high, rugged land. Since it's almost noon, the sun must be in the south. If you keep it on your right, you know you'll be headed east. Nine miles doesn't seem like a long distance. On a gentle, well- groomed trail you could easily cover it in three hours, but in these mountains it could take much longer.
Within an hour it has become cloudy again. A cold north wind has sprung up; the temperature is falling. You flip up the collar of your parka, trying to keep warm. Now, ahead of you, you see what looks like an animal trail, running north-south.
Alongside it, blocking your way, is a high rock wall, too steep to climb. The shortest route around the wall would be to cross the roaring stream to your right. The stream is about ten feet wide with water boiling up in a white torrent. You can't judge its depth. Probably you can get across it by jumping from rock to rock, but one slip could put you in a lot of trouble. The safest thing to do would be to follow the animal trail through the pine forest to your left, but that would take you in a northerly direction, possibly far out of your way.

If you decide to follow the trail to your left, turn to page 8.
If you try to cross the stream, turn to page 7.
>Do we keep following the trail, or try and cross the stream neets?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.1006094 del
>>1006091
Rape Jake


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.1006095 del
>>1006093
Kill Jester.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.1006096 del
>>1006093
Try and cross the stream.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.1006097 del
>>1006096
My favourite thing to say to the man next to me at the urinal


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.1006098 del
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>>1006096
You walk along the raging stream, looking for a place to cross. In a little while you come to a section that is strewn with boulders. You tighten your backpack and leap from rock to rock. You're almost across when your right foot comes down on a loose rock, throwing you off balance and into the icy water. Spray flies in your face as you frantically clutch at a jammed log and then half swim, half wade to the opposite bank.
You're soaked to the skin and shivering so hard that you can barely breathe. You try to warm up by walking, heading southeast along the base of the rock wall. If you can find a place to scale it, you can head straight east again toward the ranger station. But your plunge in the stream has left you badly chilled. You're not sure that you can go on.
There is some brush wood and dry pine branches nearby. It might be a good idea to start a fire and dry off completely. You thought you had plenty of matches, but one pack is soaked, and the pack that stayed dry has only one match left.
Should you use your last match? Maybe it's more important to keep moving. If you take time to build a fire and warm up, you may not reach the ranger station before dark.
If you stop to build a fire, turn to page 11.
If you continue on, turn to page 14.
>Do we build a fire or press on while cold neets?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.1006099 del
>>1006058
>hooting and hollering

>>1006070
They have redguardmail on him with the Epmer files.

>>1006089
Every weather is outside adventure weather.

>>1006091
Sounds good.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.1006100 del
>>1006097
Well bantered.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.1006101 del
>>1006098
We press on. If we stop we die.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1006102 del
>>1006101
Some of us will need a nap.


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>>1006101
You continue on, skirting the southeast edge of the rock wall, looking for a way up. But the cold wind penetrates your wet clothes. Your teeth chatter as you stumble on, hunched over against the cold. Your vision begins to blur, and you're getting short of breath. Your legs feel like rubber. You stumble over a rock and fall. You try to get up but lurch crazily from side to side, then sink back to the ground. You lie there in a heap, shaking too weak to look for shelter. Dimly you realize what has happened. Your body temperature has fallen dangerously low. There's no doubt about it you have the symptoms of advanced hypothermia: your body is losing heat faster than it can generate it. If only you had started a fire and warmed yourself. Now it is too late.
The End
>We fucking died neets! I really can't take you lot anywhere


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.1006104 del
>>1006103
The jews wrote that ending to try and discourage boldness and enterprise.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.1006105 del
Wait I haven't realized it's a choose your adventure story.
Cool.
You fellas could play fighting fantasy too.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.1006106 del
>>1006103
We should have taken the choppah.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.1006107 del
>>1006105
Cruisey said he'll read it to me tonight.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.1006108 del
remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.1006109 del
>>1006105
> fighting fantasy
The neets would cheat on all the dice rolls


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.1006110 del
Rolled 4, 3, 3 = 10 (3d6)

>>1006109


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NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.1006113 del
MonkAI could design that second network


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.1006114 del
Rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7 (3d6)

>>1006111
Next vehicle: potty.

>>1006113
>difficult to get it correct but also easy to get it wrong
>but also


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.1006115 del
>>1006114
Forgot to delete the diceroller from mail. Kek.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.1006116 del
>>1006115
Roll of good luck.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.1006117 del
>>1006111
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.1006118 del
>>1006061
Was Nuro really in the USA to ensure that MonkAI wasn't slapped with an export ban like Anthropic Fable?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.1006119 del
Getting food and beverage. You neets want any


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1006120 del
>>1006119
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1006121 del
>>1006119
Fish and chips please. Three pieces of butterfish. 6 calamari rings.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1006122 del
>>1006119
2 pizzas thanks.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.1006123 del
>>1006122
One supreme, one Hawaiian?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.1006124 del
>>1006120
ok you are a nice NEET
>>1006121
>>1006122
you are greedy NEETs


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1006128 del
>>1006127
>text only posts
There is no shame.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.1006129 del
>>1006127
>again


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.1006131 del
>>1006128
The stigma is gone.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.1006132 del
>>1006130
try again dick knob


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.1006134 del
Cruisey I wanna go tomorrow!


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.1006135 del
>>1006133
not at all fanny face


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1006137 del
>>1006136
fat bitch needs to stop eating kfc
disgusting pig


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1006138 del
>>1006137
She's already eaten half the chicken.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.1006139 del
Is HP on this weekend?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1006142 del
>>1006136
>>1006141
Do you really watch these?

>>1006139
Not sure. I want to watch Exit 8 sometimes. I could upload it and stream it.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1006143 del
>>1006136
The store is bigger in the back than I would have guessed. Lots of space.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.1006144 del
>>1006140
At least they're white.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.1006145 del
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Continuing to read Van Lustbader's novel The Ninja. There's a scene where the invincible happa main character quietly finds out his father is jewish so he kind of is too. This almost certainly means the author is also a kike since the character is based on him.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.1006146 del
Yup, just checked lustbader's website, his father's jewish too. Behind every post and cultural trend.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.1006147 del
>>1006142
>Do you really watch these
Yes


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.1006148 del
>>1006142
>Exit 8
I would like to see this too.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.1006149 del
I love shit like this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DzUc3Eqzzos [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1006150 del
Night.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.1006151 del
>>1006150
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.1006152 del
>>1006150
Night neet.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.1006153 del
>>1006126
>overtaken by a 1973 Leyland sedan


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.1006154 del
>>1006147
Not sure how to react to this.

>>1006148
All right. Will decide if Saturday or Sunday.

>>1006150
Night fella.
Ah that pidge was courting that thingy?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.1006155 del
Shibaaaaaaaaaan


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NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.1006158 del
>>1006157
hmm, wonder what he wanted?


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.1006159 del
only good thing about summer is it's berry season. other than that, it can fuck off away


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.1006160 del
>>1006159
You can make a berry pie.


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.1006161 del
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ffs, trying to get back to sleep for that crucial extra 30 minutes and some boomer outside starts operating a lawn mower.
JUST


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.1006162 del
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Time to get up NEETs


NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.1006163 del
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NEET 06/16/2026 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.1006164 del
ok i'm gonna have a shower, if the boomer is still mowing when i'm done i'll go for a walk


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3


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2


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1


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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.1006172 del
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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.1006173 del
>>1006172
Fake nonsense.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.1006174 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.1006179 del
>>1006174
gm neeto


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.1006181 del
loinchtime, still haven't had my morning coffee


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.1006182 del
>>1006181
Have your morning coffee.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.1006183 del
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Wanna play vidya that can teach me martial arts. Kenjutsu too.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.1006184 del
>>1006183
Fat karate simulator.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.1006185 del
apparently there is something called dragon fist vr kung fu, but I'm too povo for a vr headset


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.1006186 del
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Look what has happened to Clav after his nose job.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.1006187 del
Some of our NEETs probably look better than him now.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.1006188 del
>>1006187
he still has great eyebrows


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1006189 del
>>1006186
If only we knew...


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.1006190 del
about to eat some canned herring from poland, hope those poles can be trusted


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.1006191 del
If I was a superhero I would be Fat Man. Like batman, but instead of a bat theme I would just be fat.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.1006192 del
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>>1006191
You would be the intellectual superhero neet, fighting crime with your mind, not your fists.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.1006193 del
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>>1006192
That's Nero Wolfe. He solves the cases without even leaving the house.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.1006194 del
>>1006190
Goodbye.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1006195 del
>>1006192
> fighting crime
One pizza at a time.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.1006196 del
>>1006191
>>1006192
>>1006193
I have seen these posts before. Deja vu


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.1006197 del
>>1006196
NEET posts are on a rotating schedule. IT all comes back again but in slightly different combinations.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.1006198 del
>>1006196
We are long past our golden age of post innovation, now we just release greatest hits albums from our board's glory days.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.1006199 del
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Back on the AI chat rpg gaming. The excuse I give myself is that I'm learning to use AI.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.1006200 del
>>1006198
A sad story !


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.1006201 del
Something is fucked with me. I have one good sleep in like 2 weeks and wake up with foggy mind every day.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.1006202 del
>>1006201
See your GP NEET. Get some blood tests done.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.1006203 del
>>1006201
try napping


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1006204 del
Try rapping. Put out a mixtape.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.1006205 del
>>1006204
Fortnite balls I'm gay I like boys I kidnap autistic kids


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.1006206 del
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have to force myself to eat some fruit and vegies but don't even have the strength to stand


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.1006207 del
>>1006206
It will do you good.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.1006208 del
>90 minutes until the pizza place opens and I can get a parma
NGMI neets, I will die of famishment


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.1006209 del
pickled herring is the most underrated food, NEETs should learn to like it and avail themselves to a treat from the sea


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.1006210 del
My workstation is on the way. Might arrive 23 June.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.1006211 del
>>1006209
I want to go somewhere quiet and go fishing catch a fish and eat it on my own campfire.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.1006212 del
>>1006208
Eat one of your arms to get you through.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.1006213 del
>>1006209
Just the smell of it makes me close to throwing up.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.1006214 del
Nothing good has ever come of me opening the front door when someone has knocked.
That's it, I'm never opening it to an unexpected knock again. I'm not even going to look to see who is there.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.1006215 del
>>1006210
Can you grab me a 48gb graphics card pls?


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.1006216 del
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>>1006214
Just pretend not to be home.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.1006217 del
>>1006214
It's not like auspost actually knocks anyway


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.1006218 del
>>1006215
greedy NEET


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.1006219 del
>>1006218
I'm an AI engineer now. I need it for my work.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1006220 del
Shrek 5 trailer. More dislikes than likes. Comments turned off. Has Zendaya in it. Is it real or a spoof?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Swiz1XyfhcI [Embed]


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.1006221 del
>>1006220
God I'm a retard, all these years I thought shrek was voiced by billy connolly not mike myers

Cruisey sign me up, this qualifies for the dsp for sure.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.1006222 del
>>1006221
Crikey NEET. Strewth.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.1006223 del
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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.1006224 del
>>1006223
kek wtf


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.1006225 del
lonely and horny


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.1006226 del
>>1006225
Don't look at me when you say that.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.1006227 del
>>1006208
I hope you made it NEET.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1006228 del
>>1006223
I hope this is a real book for children.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.1006229 del
>>1006223
Cruisey I wanna you to read this tonight


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.1006230 del
>>1006219
Locomotive engineer > AI engineer


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>>1006226
It excites you, you little hussy.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.1006232 del
>>1006158
There was also a post about how he is a mong. Very mysterious.

>>1006159
Why?

>>1006167
Just skim the thread and reply to couple of posts.

>>1006171
Greatest fan.

>>1006172
I thought he swam to Papa Guiseppe.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.1006233 del
How bad things really are
>Jeremy Clarkson says treatment has gone 'awry' after 'aggressive' prostate cancer diagnosis
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-17/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-aggressive-cancer-diagnosis/106808688


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1006234 del
>>1006233
The next season of Clarkson's Farm should be released this year.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.1006235 del
>>1006226
Shut your mouth when you're speaking to me.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.1006236 del
I wonder if it will end as Clarkson's Son's Farm


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.1006237 del
>>1006234
Announcement was made in the last episode of the current season as attached. Spoiler for a spoiler


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.1006238 del
>>1006237
Someone should tell him to do a parasite cleanse. Might work.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1006239 del
>>1006238
He should consult Nuro first.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1006240 del
>>1006237
I think your current season is my next season.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.1006241 del
>>1006240
Well it is your current season now!


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.1006242 del
>>1006241
No because I don't watch it yet.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1006243 del
Not great, not terrible


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.1006244 del
Is this AI?


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.1006245 del


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.1006246 del
>>1006243
She needs a bit of work.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1006247 del
>>1006245
Mr Pickle has the power.


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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1006249 del
>>1006248
The chernobyl memes were great


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1006250 del
>>1006247
👆💯


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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1006252 del
>>1006243
Huh, what a coincidence. I'm just building a NPP in the garden I do need some graphite. Thanks.
>Zibo Yinxuan Carbon Tech

>>1006244
Dunno. Doesn't seems so but who knows at this point.

>>1006245
We watched this already. Or a very similar one.


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So gonna stream Exit 8 this weekend, not sure which day yet, but at 7pm AE*T.
It's a Japanese horror/psychological thriller or some such.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.1006254 del
>>1006252
>Huh, what a coincidence
Give her a call.

>Or a very similar one.
Different sloppa spinning around.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.1006255 del
>>1006253
Cruisey I wanna you to hold my hand during this moofie


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1006256 del
Bins are out for the bin men.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.1006257 del
>>1006256
Well done weber


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1006258 del
>>1006256
Well done NEET


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NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.1006260 del
>not webby


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1006261 del
>>1006260
Well it's better to be safe and have two Webber's rather than one.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1006262 del
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Might design and market my own custom line of food processors.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1006263 del
>>1006260
has webby left us? It feels like we've basically lost all the big name neets at this point


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1006264 del
>>1006263
I thought he was relocating from what I last saw


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1006265 del
susanalbumparty


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1006266 del


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.1006267 del


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1006268 del
Which one of you is going to the shops tomorrow? I want some ice cream and chocolate for breakfast


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1006269 del
>>1006263
Some of them had a testicular torsion and left in a huff.


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.1006270 del
>>1006256
Bin for the Bin God.

>>1006263
I think Russian too.

>>1006266
Well balanced.
We only have beams in 4-5 meter length. He should balance that.

>>1006267
What the hell. Full auto?


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.1006271 del
>>1006267
lol fug that


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.1006272 del
>>1006271
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.1006273 del
sleepy from eating the massive parma, wanna go to bed early


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.1006274 del
>>1006270
>He should balance that.
💯


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.1006275 del
>>1006273
Did you save some for later 4 me?


NEET 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.1006276 del
>>1006273
Goodnight, give your belly a rub first.



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